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51 headlines found matching 'orb'
Sun February 18, 2018
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
"In a morbidly appropriate development that seems perfectly suited for tasteless puns, a zombie novel that George A. Romero was working on when he died last year will be ____"
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Wed February 14, 2018
(Cornell Library Archive)
 
 
 
If you were wondering how long it would take for someone write a scientific paper estimating the orbital perturbations and collision probabilities of Elon Musk's biatchin' space Tesla, the answer is 7 days
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Tue February 13, 2018
(ESPN)
 
 
 
After first forbidding the image of Lady Liberty on hockey goalie masks, the IOC will allow it after all
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Thu February 08, 2018
(Instagram)
 
 
 
This is the last shot of the Tesla leaving Earth orbit. It's... beautiful
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Wed February 07, 2018
(The Verge)
 
 
 
Tesla roadster is headed past Mars orbit, out towards Ceres. Now what could Elon Musk possibly want to do with an asteroid? Uh-oh
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Tue February 06, 2018
(The Verge)
 
 
 
SpaceX prepares to launch Falcon Heavy for the first time, plans to land all 3 Falcon 9 rockets back on Earth and put payload of Musk's own Tesla Roadster in orbit around the Sun. So, just another Tuesday. Launch window updated to between 3:45 and 4 PM ET
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Wed January 31, 2018
(Forbes)
 
 
 
Forbes ranks the 10 best episodes of 'Black Mirror' so far. For👏he's a👏jolly good👏fel👏low
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Tue January 30, 2018
(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
"Listen, and understand. Florida Man is out there. He can't be bargained with. He can't be reasoned with. And he will not stop ringing your doorbell until you shoot him"
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Just ordered a Ring 2 doorbell. Anyone else have one? Will subby experience bliss, or buyer's remorse?
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(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
Not only did the Trump White House turn in their Russia homework 12 minutes before the midnight deadline, they also cribbed it from Forbes
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Wait, there's a Roy Orbison hologram going on tour? Seriously?
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Fri January 26, 2018
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
And now the floodgates are opening at Michigan State, the orbital nukes are being prepared, and Mark Dantonio and Tom Izzo might be considering getting out while the getting's good
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(Click2Houston)
 
 
 
Delivery man dropping off Whataburger confronted by sign reading "Do not ring doorbell. Shhhh Sleeping Baby Baby will wake & we'll get annoyed. Sh*t will get real"
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Wed January 24, 2018
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
We may not know what happened to the Zuma satellite, but we do know there's a disco ball in orbit now
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Thu January 18, 2018
(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
And now you too have the image of Donald Trump being spanked by Stormy Daniels with a Forbes Magazine. You're welcome
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(Wicked Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this holy orb
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Sun January 14, 2018
(The Drive)
 
 
 
Classified satellite Zuma declared lost, but suspected to be in secret orbit
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Fri January 12, 2018
(Syfy)
 
 
 
Scientists are now using Hubble to determine if a planet that was discovered orbiting a star 1213 parsecs away is about to be destroyed by a Death Star
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(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
You know the officer who arrested the teacher who dared to question the superintendent's exorbitant pay raise? Yeah, he's been investigated for excessive force before
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Unlike Williams', Wahlberg's contract included co-star approval and "did not have reshoots included in his contract." Contract negotiation, not gender or talent, is why Wahlberg was named Forbes' highest-paid actor of the year
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Thu January 11, 2018
(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
Finger guns now forbidden in U.S. airports
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Wed January 10, 2018
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
These birds evolved feathers so black they absorb 99.95% of light shined directly at them
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Tue January 02, 2018
(Metro)
 
 
 
Storm Eleanor now a 'risk to life' after sending lighthouses in northern Ireland into orbit, which will surely crash back to Earth as they approach England
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Thu December 28, 2017
(Metro)
 
 
 
Judge Ric Romero tells woman who rode a motorbike naked, got fingered in the street, and punched a blind man 'your life is a mess.'
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Wed December 27, 2017
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Another high-profile Tory rebellion hits Theresa May as Lord Heseltine backs Corbyn and says Labour has the strength to block Brexit (possible nsfw content on page)
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Fri December 22, 2017
(NPR)
 
 
 
Bruce McCandless, the first human satellite, and first space jetpack pilot, assumes permanent orbit among the stars at 80
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Wed December 20, 2017
(Fast Company)
 
 
 
NY lawmaker may have found a way to protect Net Neutrality in a way the FCC can't overrule: She's introduced a bill forbidding any state, county, or municipal agency in the state from doing business with any ISP that doesn't adhere to NN principles
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Comedy Central preemptively cancels TJ Miller's "The Gorburger Show" due to harassment allegations of its star
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Mon December 18, 2017
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Scientists propose new method of detecting planets orbiting Alpha Centauri. Although how we're supposed to build a ship and get settlers there before the game ends in 2020 remains a mystery
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Sat December 09, 2017
(Green Bay Press Gazette)
 
 
 
St. Norbert's women's basketball team suspended 10 games for an alcohol-related incident. Apparently it had to do with the players having to spend all their college years in De Pere, Wisconsin
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Tue December 05, 2017
(Forbes)
 
 
 
A republican wrote this. And published it on Forbes. Let that sink in for a moment
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Mon December 04, 2017
(The Hill)
 
 
 
The administration of Donald "The fightin' populist" Trump is now coming for the wages of waitresses, by undoing an Obama-era rule that forbids employers from pooling tips and using them to supplement the wages of back-of -the-house employees
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Fri December 01, 2017
(Variety)
 
 
 
Destroyer of perfectly good radio stations files for bankruptcy. No, not that one. Or the other one. Or the ones that deserve to be nuked from orbit
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Brace yourself, religious fundamentalists: proof of Jesus showing his brother "the forbidden Greek teachings". But I'm sure it was only an experimental phase
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(Global News (Canada))
 
 
 
This year's annual "Must-Have Christmas Toy Being Sold for Exorbitant Prices on the Web" article brought to you by...finger puppets? Really?
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Thu November 30, 2017
(Sky.com)
 
 
 
Jeremy Corbyn is a "f*cking Communist," claims Noel Gallagher. When asked if he was, Corbyn said, "Maybe"
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Mon November 27, 2017
(CNSNews)
 
 
 
Kevin Sorbo demonstrates why he's not a rocket scientist or a brain surgeon
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Sat November 25, 2017
(Metro)
 
 
 
Note to Richard Branson: When recreating the motorboat scene from Wedding Crashers, it's better to not actually do it in the woman's cleavage, especially when you don't have consent
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Fri November 24, 2017
(Wired)
 
 
 
A mysterious galactic glow hints at hidden pulsars, as well as a forbidden love that can never be
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Wed November 22, 2017
(Not Waffle House)
 
 
 
Serious discussion wanted here: What should be the first American restaurant to open a franchise in orbit? Subby's vote is for Waffle House. Not only is every Waffle House meal full of valuable neutrons, protons, and electrons, but they have gravy
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Sun November 19, 2017
(Forbes)
 
 
 
In a world where absolutely nothing makes sense anymore, Forbes decides to drop some truth bombs
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Mon November 13, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
Nuke Penn State From Orbit: Fraternity Hazing Edition
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Sun November 12, 2017
(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Turns out your dog isn't colorblind, still wants steak
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
NASA to launch two satellites with charging lasers to revolutionise your internet speed ...from orbit (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Space.com)
 
 
 
Saturday's launch was scrubbed by some yahoo flying into restricted airspace, but hopefully people actually read the NOTAM for Sunday's attempt. This is Orbital ATK mission OA-8, resupply to the ISS. Coverage begins 7 am Eastern
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Sat November 11, 2017
(Politico)
 
 
 
Sean Spicer's decision to visit the Forbidden Fifth Floor of Trump Tower still causes anxiety in Team Trump. What wasn't he supposed to see that was on that floor?
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Tue November 07, 2017
(The Onion)
 
 
 
On this day 5 years ago, The Onion predicted the future with terrifying accuracy
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Sat November 04, 2017
(NPR)
 
 
 
So it turns out the "agreement to rig the primary" couldn't take effect until it was over and forbade the DNC from rigging the primary
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Wed November 01, 2017
(Newsweek)
 
 
 
"There are very strong indications that wormholes that a human could travel through are forbidden by the laws of physics. That's sad"
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Mon October 30, 2017
(PennLive)
 
 
 
Their dog disliked the doorbell. Family comes up with tradition of house haunting. What traditions do you have?
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Fri October 27, 2017
(Forbes)
 
 
 
Forbes journalist finally catches up on news from nine months ago
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