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Wed October 05, 2016
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Five Guys Burgers gives the most french fries, 98 with each order. Apparently research has shown that eating 100 takes someone from just "stuffed" to full-on "defibrillator mode"
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Thu August 25, 2016
(The Smoking Gun)
Florida man arrested for performing oral sex on woman laying on beach boardwalk at 1 PM. Told cops he was an "emergency responder and had to assist the female as it was his duty"
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Tue August 02, 2016
(AZ Family)
If your 22-month-old daughter drinks your methadone, don't try to counteract the medication by giving her meth
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