Source	Fark Headline		Comments
		Neil Patrick Harris says there will be a Dr. Horrible 2, but it won't be online, instead it will be a major motion picture  (io9.com)	(37)

Town planning new museum to mark the 200th anniversary of the Luddite uprising. Museum to feature interactive, multi-media exhibits which can also be accessed via live video over the Internet  (news.yahoo.com)

(37)

(Some Model)

Kate Moss addicted to an "online chat website." So, what's her Fark handle?  (digitalspy.co.uk)

(78)

David Schwimmer may propose to his British girlfriend, which is sorta like what happened on Friends, only in this instance his girlfriend can't read about it online and spoil the surprise  (contactmusic.com)

(23)

You know how I know you're gay? You spend $5900/yr. to attend an online "GLBTQ" high school  (startribune.com)

(120)

		Pink Floyd wins their lawsuit against EMI, earning the group $60,000 and guaranteeing EMI cannot sell individual songs online, which means you'll have to buy the whole crappy album to get the two good songs  (contactmusic.com)	(113)
(The Stranger)		One year after closing dead-tree paper and laying off most of its reporters, Seattle P-I's online "news" site is surviving quite well on slideshows of celebrities, fashion shows, and cute animals  (thestranger.com)	(12)

(Some Guy)

Miami residents can now go online to report municipal problems like trash littering the street. Service to be online in time for Jersey Shore cast to arrive  (govtech.com)

(18)

(Aggrogate)

Star Trek Online: it goes boldly, but not very well  (aggrogate.com)

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		Chinese writer Zhou Shaomou claims James Cameron stole the idea of Avatar from his online novel. Which, apparently, Zhou Shaomou stole from the writers of Ferngully  (io9.com)	(49)
		Achievement Unlocked: Leaving your infant daughter to die of neglect because you're too busy raising a virtual child online. Bonus: Both parents arrested and charged  (videogames.yahoo.com)	(177)

Pentagon Metro shooter liked to post anti-government rants online that claim our political system attacks moral values. You know, as opposed to shooting random people  (abcnews.go.com)

(298)

		Canadian rednecks offer "Native Extraction Services" online. What could possibly go wrong?  (cbc.ca)	(100)
		Popular Science releases its archives. 137 years worth. Online. Searchable. For free  (popsci.com)	(147)

The online redemption website for the Cash for Clunkers: Applicances Edition went off as expected, resulting in thousands of people missing their chance at a rebate  (qctimes.com)

(19)

Power Girl, AKA Kara Zor-L, brings her super powers to DC Universe Online, and no that's not a euphemism for her gloriously huge rack, although it's there too  (kotaku.com)

(66)

We secretly replaced every Boston Celtics player with random members of the audience. Lets see if anyone notices  (usatoday.com)

(19)

		Miami Herald removes tip jar from its online articles after two months because they're swimming in so much freely-donated cash they just can't count it all  (miamiherald.com)	(20)
		Online banking isn't as safe as you think. "Technologically, we need a Manhattan Project"  (wtop.com)	(136)

		NJ Nets trade themselves to Newark  (nj.com)	(11)
		Man poses as a priest in online conversations with a police officer posing as a 13 year old girl. No, they do not cancel each other out, but guess which one was charged with... Grooming?  (interact.stltoday.com)	(78)

The Nets get one for the thumb  (news.yahoo.com)

(10)

Judge rules that idiot kid's online rant is protected by the First Amendment. Youtube-commenters rejoice  (miamiherald.com)

(126)

Not news: you have no privacy. News: you can find out if your browser signature can be tracked. Fark: to find out, you enter your browser signature into an online database  (arstechnica.com)

(58)

(wxii12.com)

83-year-old man met his 74-year-old wife online. Yes, their Fark account numbers are lower than yours  (wxii12.com)

(85)

		You can watch the whole of the new Pixies documentary for free. Right now. Online. That's right, you know you want to  (pastemagazine.com)	(32)
(Some Sucker)		Nets seek to hire Krzyzewski as next head coach on grounds that, after decades of experience in suckage at Duke, the massive vortex that is the Nets will be a cakewalk by comparison  (fayobserver.com)	(33)
		Fully restored "Metropolis" to be streamed online today. Freder Frederson to be manning the giant M-Machine in its honor  (rogerebert.suntimes.com)	(72)

		In their last game before the All-Star Break, the Nets keep pace to match the 1972-73 76ers all-time losing record. The good news? Only 1,016 saw it  (sports.espn.go.com)	(28)
		Remember the 2,000 hours of live Olympic coverage online in 2008? This time it'll be 400, and you're out of luck if you want to watch anything other than curling or hockey  (news.cnet.com)	(86)

(Some Guy)

Researchers say your color preference is closely related to which careers you are best suited. Here's a quick online test to find out whether you should be a CEO or a carney  (careerpath.com)

(314)

		NZ Police say it was legal for girl to auction off her virginity online, but warn her that anyone willing to pay $45,000 to fark her is going to expect her to do things that would make a Bangkok hooker blush  (abcnews.go.com)	(287)
		The Economist hosts online debate between David Boaz, who believes Obama can't pass his agenda, and Elaine Kamarck, who conversely believes Obama can't pass his agenda  (economist.com)	(29)
		Link found between depression and intern...oh, what's the use. Nobody greenlights me, anyway  (news.bbc.co.uk)	(81)

You must now publish your full name and postcode when commenting online about stupid South Australian election full of bullshiat artists. -- Mark Hardon, 5001  (news.com.au)

(129)

Since their own government is as effective as herbal Viagra purchased online, Haitians want the US to take over their country  (washingtonpost.com)

(339)

(Some Hulu Guy)

NFL signs agreement with Hulu to air NFL Network, HBO's "Hard Knocks," and classic NFL Films programming online. Better than sex, not quite as good as the Super Bowl  (tvbythenumbers.com)

(32)

NJ Nets win. This is not a repeat from any time in 2010  (nj.com)

(22)

		Bioshock 2 will have SecuROM DRM, online authentication, 5-game install limit, and require Games For Windows Live to save games. Except for, you know, the pirated copies which are already out  (arstechnica.com)	(213)
		MSNBC tech gurus: don't buy an external hard drive--they're COMPLETELY obsolete for 2010. After all, there are online data storage alternatives that barely exist now and cost much much more  (articles.moneycentral.msn.com)	(225)

Subby shocked to learn that his 18 year old nubile, pneumatic, nymphomaniac, broadminded Swedish cheerleader on-line girlfriend may not be who he actually says he is  (news.com.au)

(126)

Scott Ritter, former UN weapons inspector and Iraq War critic, accused of trying to play "Hide the WMDs" with underaged girls online  (news.bbc.co.uk)

(99)

(Some Martyr)		Taliban safehouse suffers from from sudden nonlinear catastrophic structural exasperation  (www1.voanews.com)	(110)
(Some Guy)		Real guy who plays a fake guy on an online game steals fake money that is worth a lot of real money and gives it away to a bunch of fake characters that are played by a bunch of real people. He could be in fake....real trouble  (gamenewshq.com)	(130)

French Armored bank van has a Ronin with robbers packing serious Heat. The Score was several million euros. No word if authorities are pursuing The Usual Suspects or an Inside Man  (news.bbc.co.uk)

(51)

Old & busted: Yule log on TV. New hotness: Yule log online  (nydailynews.com)

(47)

FBI investigates alleged hacking and online theft at Citigroup. Spokesman for Citigroup flatly denies that any of the $24.37, two rubber bands and a bent paper clip has been stolen from Citi's coffers  (google.com)

(57)

		Thanks to the internet, a mother can announce her son's death on twitter and receive hate messages from around the world at the speed of light  (bbc.co.uk)	(65)
(Some Hoops Guy)		To show how much their fans mean to them on "Fan Night," the Toronto Raptors have booked Vanilla Ice to perform at half-time of their February 3 game against the Nets. In other news, the Toronto Raptors hate their fans  (lastangryfan.com)	(38)

Most popular male, female artist online: Lady Gaga  (contactmusic.com)

(61)

(Ric Romero)

Since the challenge went out to FARK.com last Thursday, there have been 582 online donations made for $13,659.20 to the Spark of Love toy drive  (abclocal.go.com)

(15)

		On his blog, Thomas Dolby blinds Star Wars fans with a new hope upon mentioning how his friend is working on the new Star Wars TV show, movie, and online games. Yes, you saw that. "Movie." Goddammitsomuch, George Lucas  (io9.com)	(107)
(The Frisky)		Old & busted: Finding dates online. New hotness: Hiring Suresh in Bangalore to find you dates online  (thefrisky.com)	(61)

NBA commissioner says he expects to soon see women playing on professional teams other than the Nets  (upi.com)

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(Some Guy)

Online utility translates your tweets into Klingon. SoH DichDaq not legh tlhol be'  (tweetinklingon.com)

(20)

		Here is your Yuletide Edition of the "online merchant keeps taking orders for out of stock product" article. 200 of you can read the article, the rest will have to get rainchecks  (news.cnet.com)	(29)
(Harvard)		Harvard has released its most popular undergrad course, "Justice", as a free online TV series. As an example of the lectures - is taxation theft?  (justiceharvard.org)	(133)
		NJ Nets win. This is not a repeat from any time this season  (nydailynews.com)	(16)

		Not news: Online retailer learns the hard way why they shouldn't use a tag cloud on their customer forums. Fark: It's Newegg  (consumerist.com)	(170)
(Some Guy)		"The message from Google Wave is clear - this is for the big boys of 21st-century online interaction, and if you don't like it, you can go play on Twitter with the other babies"  (badidea.co.uk)	(219)

"In fact, our findings suggest that online social networking profiles convey rather accurate images of the profile owners, either because people aren't trying to look good or because they are trying and failing to pull it off."  (upi.com)

(61)

"In 1872, the NY Times published two dozen letters on the subject of scrapple, a steampunk prototype for online food discussion. It's all there: the pseudonymous usernames, off-topic ranting, and preoccupation with pork fat."  (dinersjournal.blogs.nytimes.com)

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		Knicks legend Patrick Ewing says he would love to coach the Nets on how to miss free throws  (nypost.com)	(26)
		British Royal Society puts 60 of the most important research papers ever written online to remind people there was a time when scientists didn't just make stuff up and throw out their raw data  (news.bbc.co.uk)	(127)

		NJ Nets rearrange the deck chairs on the Titanic  (nytimes.com)	(24)
(Some Guy)		Richmond Times-Dispatch enjoyed Fark's Yankees free-agency headline. (last heading)  (www2.timesdispatch.com)	(1)

An online editor observes the power of Fark: "Fark and Drudge are national sites and they attract people looking for a particular type of entertainment. It's like fishing - you go where the fish are" (4th paragraph from the end)  (tcpalm.com)

(13)

What happens when the largest online retailer meets the largest box-store chain in history? A price-war. A price-war so large, we'll be lucky to live through it  (nytimes.com)

(56)

		Knicks went to drastic lengths to prevent crosstown NJ Nets from dropping to 0-13, which is precisely why the Nets are now 0-13. (with wrong basket video goodness)  (sportsbybrooks.com)	(22)
(Gaia Online)		Gaia Online removes all virtual game objects that refer to tobacco and cigarettes, because we hate it when our online avatars get virtual lung cancer  (gaiaonline.com)	(30)