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9 headlines found matching 'onions'
Tue June 10, 2014
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(Daily Freeman)
 
 
 
Time was, son, when the local Sunday school parade would go right past the local porno theatre and the local paper would cover it without blinking an eye. This must've been 1982 or so, going by the positioning of the belt-onions
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Fri May 30, 2014
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Glenn Beck: Don't get all pissy with us about sexual abuse. Why back in my day, my family sexually abused each other with the onions on our belts...which was the style at the time
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Mon May 26, 2014
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Not news: Ron Harper defends himself against criticism by sports columnist. Fark: Onion columnist
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Wed April 23, 2014
(Fortune)
 
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
'That's some good sushi right there' Says Obama in Japan: It's not the Onion, it's NBC News
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Tue April 08, 2014
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Okay kids now it's time to understand why asparagus makes your pee smell and onions make you cry: So here's some DIY infographics that reveal truth behind strange effects of certain foods
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Wed April 02, 2014
(Bay News 9)
 
 
 
Man trapped in the drive-thru at McDonald's decides to take his anger out on the first person he sees, dish out a hearty meal of two all-beef patties, special sauce, pickles, lettuce, onions, and pain
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Wed March 26, 2014
(Des Moines Register)
 
 
 
For once Des Moines gets mentioned in the Onion in a complimentary fashion
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Sun March 16, 2014
(Austin Statesman)
 
 
 
Girl's favorite band plays a set in her hospital room after horrific SXSW drunk driver crash. Subby's wondering where all these dusty onions are coming from
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Sat March 15, 2014
(Fark)
 
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Bill Elwell has been flipping burgers at his Valley stand for 49 years. The thrill is gone, but the grill is not. Your burger wants extra mayo and onions
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