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69 headlines found matching 'officials'
Fri August 29, 2014
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(Motorsports Talk)
 
 
 
Tony Stewart to race this weekend. NASCAR officials scrambling to install crosswalks at Atlanta Motor Speedway
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Tue August 26, 2014
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Remember that mysterious bombing in Libya last week? No? Well we found out who bombed. Egypt and the UAE. The UAE? The UAE has their own bombers? I thought they just catapulted prisoners and had them go "BOOM" when they hit?
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(CNN)
 
 
 
CDC learns that people with Ebola have been lying to them about not having Ebola. CDC officials became suspicious when the supposedly Ebola-free patients started bleeding from their eyeballs
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(Fark)
 
Plug
 
Infinite monkeys: Shakespeare. Ten monkeys and a couple hours: TFD
 
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Foreign investment in Zimbabwe "plunging" say officials in Zimbabwe, who can't think of any reason why that might be
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Sat August 23, 2014
(TMZ)
 
 
 
The Canadians hate Justin Bieber so much that Canadian customs officials have to be bribed to let him into the country
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Thu August 21, 2014
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Thieves steal 250 catalytic converters from U-Haul site, officials promise exhaustive investigation
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Mon August 18, 2014
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Officials operating a massive solar power collector in the Mojave desert say those plumes of black smoke federal officials reported seeing about once every two minutes over the array weren't NECESSARILY birds being incinerated in mid air
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Sun August 17, 2014
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Pope Francis I to visit Philadelphia in September. City officials suggest October since it won't conflict with any Phillies games once the MLB playoffs start
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Fri August 15, 2014
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
House for sale; New Hampshire compound of a tax-evading couple convicted of amassing an arsenal of weapons and holding federal law enforcement officials at bay for months, weapons not included, property may be booby trapped
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
New police chief in charge of Ferguson spends his first night meeting with protest leaders and walking the streets and -- surprise -- no riots. "I'm not afraid to be in this crowd"
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Mon August 11, 2014
(ABC)
 
 
 
CDC putting all missionaries returning from Africa into strict three-week quarantine in North Carolina where they can be monitored and medicated at all times. Asked if this was preventing spread of ebola, CDC officials say, "That, too"
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
US begins arming the Kurds, making Obama the first US President to not completely fark them over
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Sat August 09, 2014
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Antisemitism is on the rise in Europe, reaching almost Hitlerian levels, and officials said they did not see this coming
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Tue August 05, 2014
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
$omehow, the red-light cameras in Chicago are churning out thousands of faulty tickets; city officials say they have no knowledge of what's wrong and are shocked and offended at the implication that there might be corruption in Chicago
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Mon August 04, 2014
(LBC 97.3)
 
 
 
British officials plan to slap diesel vehicles with £20 spot fines if vehicles are left idling for as little as one minute to reduce pollution. Good thing heavy diesels are designed to be turned off and on dozens of times a day
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(Golf.com)
 
 
 
Dustin Johnson suspended from the PGA Tour after positive cocaine test. Apparently golf officials became suspicious after he finished a round in under five hours
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Sun August 03, 2014
(12 News Now)
 
 
 
News: Newton County, Texas Sheriff Eddie Shannon turns himself in after a warrant for his arrest was issued. Fark: After threatening to shoot all the officials at a commissioners court meeting and saying he wouldn't investigate the shootings
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Wed July 30, 2014
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
L. Skywalker's passport application rejected. Looks like I'm going nowhere... I'm gonna finish cleaning those 'droids
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Tue July 29, 2014
(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
It's all perfectly logical, see: coal was given to Alabama by God, thus any attempts to regulate it is a violation of God's will, say Alabama public officials
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Sun July 27, 2014
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Officials in Sierra Leone confirm they have taken custody of the woman whose family kidnapped her from a hospital and exposed millions to the Ebola virus. The woman died after the faith healer her family sent her to couldn't cure her
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Fri July 25, 2014
(Gawker)
 
 
 
GOP minority outreach continues as congressman assumes two Indian-looking people at a committee meeting are from India, repeatedly praises their country, never realizing they're actually senior US government officials
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Thu July 24, 2014
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Animal control officials find a stray pitbull on the streets caring for a sick chihuahua, and are looking for a forever home for the two of them together-and an agent to sell the film rights of their story to Pixar (Updated link)
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Wed July 23, 2014
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
U.S. officials: Look, we have no "direct link" between Russia and the Russian-built missile fired by Russian-backed rebels in a former Russian-ally, but we're working on it
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Sat July 19, 2014
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Snake expert on escaped anaconda: "I was sworn to keep my mouth shut by local officials to avoid causing a panic. Now that there's a panic, I'm going on the record"
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Wed July 16, 2014
(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
Voodoo priest's necklace seized at airport. Customs officials reported no problems afterward, other than bleeding from their anuses
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Tue July 15, 2014
(National Parks Traveler)
 
 
 
GOP candidate for Wyoming governorship plans to open Yellowstone National Park to grazing and mining, arrest federal land-management officials for impersonating law enforcement officers. Sounds reasonable
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Debate rages over whether officials should be allowed to be sworn in on tablets instead of traditional Bibles. How many people would complain if someone switched the file from the Bible to 50 Shades of Grey before the ceremony?
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Bar urges patrons to buy 42 shots of alcohol. Officials see a problem with this
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Sat July 12, 2014
(Bay News 9)
 
 
 
Forget about the economy, crime, or global warming. Florida officials are worried about: Air Potatoes
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Thu July 10, 2014
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Chilean government: "Get Agent Mulder down here right away"
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(TwinCities.com)
 
 
 
Officials say Yellowstone Park will not erupt anytime soon, but tourists should try to avoid the sections of road which are currently melting
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Wed July 09, 2014
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
The Confederate flag is removed from an east coast college, and officials apologize campus for using slaves in the past. Sadly, a lot of people have a problem with this. Tag is for those people
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Your 2022 Winter Olympics may be in trouble when no one wants to host it except China and Kazakhstan
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Wed July 02, 2014
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Two-year investigation to find out how much U.N. officials pay themselves results in discovery that nobody in the U.N. knows how much they're paying themselves. Strongly worded letter to follow
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Thu June 26, 2014
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Having blown pretty much everything else, Flight 370 officials are now looking at the autopilot. Otto is smiling
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Wed June 25, 2014
(LA Times)
 
 
 
San Francisco officials are considering a giant net to deter people from jumping off the Golden Gate Bridge. Rejected ideas include: ninjas, drunk Mel Gibson, a cardboard life-size replica of the bridge, and cats with lasers
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Tue June 24, 2014
(Anchorage Daily News)
 
 
 
News: Landslide threatens Alaska Pipeline, highway. Fark: The landslide is moving a few inches a week, and officials are considering doing something about it in 2017
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Wimbledon tennis officials are determined to keep the tournament all white
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Fri June 20, 2014
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Officials at JMU expel three male students who filmed and posted a video of their sexual assault on a female student. But first, here's your diploma
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Thu June 19, 2014
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
So what type of idiot thought it would be a good idea to place a total of $100 billion in liens on homes of federal court officials? [clicks link] Oh...yeah, duh
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Tue June 17, 2014
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Uruguay fans blame World Cup defeat to Costa-Rica on confiscation of dulce de leche by Brazilian officials
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Mon June 16, 2014
(KTAR Phoenix)
 
 
 
Officials in Tucson, Arizona figure out how to save the city money by designating it as a dry seaport and shipping all the recycled paper goods to China
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Sat June 14, 2014
(Mercury News)
 
 
 
San Mateo County, CA. announces first sighting of endangered California Condor since 1904. County wildlife officials promise the public they will do everything in their power to kill the bird once again
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Thu June 12, 2014
(CBS Dallas/Ft. Worth)
 
 
 
Texas officials think a distillery is incompatible with a historical golf course. Thousands of Scots beg to differ
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Wed June 11, 2014
(The Big Story)
 
 
 
The grandson of the REAL Cesar Chavez has filed a lawsuit seeking to prevent the name of an AZ congressional candidate who switched parties from GOP to Democrat and legally changed his name to "Cesar Chavez" from appearing on the ballot
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(Townhall)
 
 
 
Minor changes to the law should allow citizens to sue federal officials within the executive branch under RICO, unmasking criminal enterprises within the Obama administration and future administrations
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(CrushPlate)
 
 
 
Not news: School censors Arizona high school year book. News: School officials make students carry out the censorship. Fark: By hand, with duct tape
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Mon June 09, 2014
(Kansas City)
 
 
 
You might want to sit down for this, but Kansas officials might have distorted the truth as to the source of their budget woes. Thanks Obama
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Sun June 08, 2014
(Billboard)
 
 
 
Bon Jovi makes overtures to buy the Buffalo Bills and move them to Canada, so the city of Buffalo decides to ban Bon Jovi from setting foot in their town. Tag is for Buffalo city officials
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Fri June 06, 2014
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Virginia officials to Uber and Lyft: You have not paid sufficient bribes ... er, sorry, obtained official permits ... and are therefore no longer allowed to operate within the state
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Wed June 04, 2014
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Proper training helps reduce pet shootings, though officials concede that is still no justification for a cocker spaniel owning a fully automatic assault rifle
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Tue June 03, 2014
(AsiaOne)
 
 
 
If you're going to Brazil to see the World Cup, make sure all your vaccinations are up to date because you're going to run into some funky viruses
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Sun June 01, 2014
(ESPN FC)
 
 
 
FIFA officials implicated in bribes over Qatar World Cup bid. Old news is so exciting
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Thu May 29, 2014
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Chicago Public School officials say it is a COMPLETE coincidence that the name of a fictitious government official making anti-immigration comments to a "conservative journal" in a 7th grade critical reading assignment was "Arie Payo"
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Wed May 28, 2014
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
St. Louis Cardinals fans, keepers of the flame and deciders of who plays the game The Right Way, official decide Derek Jeter is "classy enough 2 be a Cardinal"
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Fri May 23, 2014
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Professor's phony degree spelled trouble: For starters, "Board" is misspelled "Baord"
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(Oregon Live)
 
NewsFlash
 
Portland officials tell residents to boil water to remove its taint
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(SB Nation)
 
 
 
In hockey, fights are all part of the game. Well, at least until you decide to fight an official
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Tue May 20, 2014
(Politico)
 
 
 
"Why the President's cabinet is a political death sentence" Well if you fall from horsing around up there and knock over Obama's shiat, I'd imagine there would be hell to pay too
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Mon May 19, 2014
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Us DOJ files criminal charges against 5 top Chinese military officials for massive industrial and cyber espionage against US companies. China says they'll get right on slapping some cuffs on these villains, then makes wanking motion
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Fri May 16, 2014
(Times Press Recorder)
 
 
 
Bear wanders past baseball game which evidently failed to hold his attention. Park officials hope to trap him by staging soccer game that will bore him to sleep
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(Dallas News)
 
 
 
This 34-year-old woman passed herself off as a 15 year-old sophomore to attend an East Texas high school. And it wasn't a high school for the blind
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Wed May 14, 2014
(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
There just might be a link between fracking and earthquakes if government officials in Texas feel like it's worth investigating
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(NBC San Diego)
 
 
 
According to San Diego Fire officials, there's a fire in your pants. Ain't that the truth
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Sat May 10, 2014
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
TSA supervisor arrested for attempting to fly to South America to have sex with underaged girls. (Isn't looking at naked scans and groping travelers enough for some people?)
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Thu May 08, 2014
(CNN)
 
 
 
Bear attacks and kills worker at Canadian oil sands plant in what officials are calling a grizzly death
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(WLSAM)
 
 
 
How do you top being charged with outrageous bribes to public officials? By posting bail in rubies and diamonds or course
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Wed May 07, 2014
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Subway company officials fear that you can't find one of their 26,000 U.S locations, so they're adding 8,000 more
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Tue May 06, 2014
(Time)
 
 
 
Obama finally going to help a Niger out
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