Do you have adblock enabled?
 
If you can read this, either the style sheet didn't load or you have an older browser that doesn't support style sheets. Try clearing your browser cache and refreshing the page.
184 headlines found matching 'officials'
Tue January 17, 2017
Source     Fark Headline Comments
(WMUR New Hampshire)
 
 
 
There's procrastination and then there's filing a missing person report on someone who vanished in 1981
source: wmur.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(WHNT Huntsville)
 
 
 
Missing hunter was really in jail for public intoxication in the most Alabama story you'll read today
source: whnt.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(SacBee)
 
 
 
Zebra found dead and skinned near Hearst Castle. In other news, there are zebras roaming around near Hearst Castle
source: sacbee.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(NBC4i)
 
 
 
Our long international nightmare is finally over...or is it?
source: nbc4i.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Chicago Cubs sign a long-term deal with the maker of Jim Beam, as officials reward the company for always being there for the fans for 108 years
source: chicagotribune.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 


Mon January 16, 2017
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
The Orlando shooting was just upgraded from lone gunman to family affair
source: bbc.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Trksh frght pln crshs n Kyrgyzstan nghbrhd
source: bbc.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 


Sun January 15, 2017
(Esquire)
 
 
 
"They are the opposition party. I want 'em out of the building" Trump officials floating idea of kicking the press out of the White House. Well, except for that Breitbart guy
source: esquire.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 


Thu January 12, 2017
(NBC News)
 
 
 
US Inspector General announces a formal investigation into James Comey and other FBI officials' actions surrounding the 2016 election. Cue the "You don't say" pics
source: nbcnews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 


Wed January 11, 2017
(Action News Jacksonville)
 
 
 
News: Gary Busey's nephew apparently built a sex party house called "The Sausage Castle" Fark: It just got cooked
source: actionnewsjax.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 


Tue January 10, 2017
(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
A sinkhole opens up in somebody's living room. Just another weekend in Florida
source: clickorlando.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(WXYZ Detroit)
 
 
 
Body found in Detroit body shop
source: wxyz.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 


Sun January 08, 2017
(WNDU South Bend)
 
 
 
Meanwhile, in Michigan...
source: wndu.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 


Fri January 06, 2017
(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Just a heads up: If the devil enters you, you'd be prone to driving erratically across exits ramps, crashing into half a dozen vehicles, and gleefully telling reporters you don't think you were even wearing a seatbelt
source: freep.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 


Thu January 05, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
You really think Julian Assange would do that? Just go on TV and tell lies?
source: cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(ABC 15)
 
 
 
Naked woman causes disturbance at a gas station, then hijacks a marked police vehicle, then leads a miles-long chase into oncoming interstate traffic. Then it gets weird
source: abc15.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Vancouver Sun)
 
 
 
Here are Canada's top-secret plans for when the Queen dies: "The minute a sovereign dies, officials will be immediately issued with black ties and armbands. Black ribbons will be hung on portraits and all fiddle recitals will be cancelled"
source: vancouversun.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Ronda Rousey receives 45-day medical suspension after recent MMA loss. Officials to inform her of the action just as soon as she finally wakes up
source: nydailynews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Dear State Lottery Officials, I better start winning the lottery, or I will kill all of you. Signed, Lottery Loser Lady
source: nj.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 


Wed January 04, 2017
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Long Island Railroad train derails in Brooklyn, injuring 103 people. Officials call it a moderately successful morning commute
source: nydailynews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(WTVR)
 
 
 
'Small' anaconda pulled out of toilet in Virginia apartment. Not a euphemism
source: wtvr.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 


Mon January 02, 2017
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
So let's open the mic and listen to Steelers' Mike Mitchell react to being called for a facemask penalty
source: screengrabber.deadspin.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Man arrested for shooting and killing a donkey during an argument with his girlfriend
source: nydailynews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 


Fri December 30, 2016
(Bleacher Report)
 
 
 
Auburn basketball player pulls off the old "I'll sneak into your time-out huddle until you notice" trick
source: bleacherreport.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(NBC San Diego)
 
 
 
If you left your car next to the Blue Shield Building in San Diego, the police would like a word with you
source: nbcsandiego.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 


Thu December 29, 2016
(ESPN)
 
 
 
'Group of 5' officials considering having their own NIT for the non-power conference schools
source: espn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
African football association imposes ban on A) Simulation, B) Abusing the match officials... or C) The use of witchcraft
source: mirror.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 


Wed December 28, 2016
(WTOP)
 
 
 
We are elephants. We attack at dawn
source: wtop.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 


Tue December 27, 2016
(CTV News)
 
 
 
Halifax, NS would like to kindly remind everyone that flushable wipes aren't so knock it off
source: ctvnews.ca   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 


Sun December 25, 2016
(Newser)
 
 
 
"As Typhoon Hits, Philippines Dangle Roast Pig to Evacuees." Wait, what?
source: newser.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 


Fri December 23, 2016
(WFLA Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
Teen gets into crash, texts his mom from the ambulance to grab his stash of Xanax and marijuana from the trunk of his car so the cops don't find it. Guess where?
source: wfla.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 


Thu December 22, 2016
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
The conspiracies about the backgrounds of the refs in the Ohio State - Michigan game turn out to be just as accurate as Mike Lantry's left leg when it mattered most
source: chicagotribune.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Former NFL star Jamal Anderson's "gas station penis debacle"
source: tmz.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(CTV News)
 
 
 
"Hello, 8-1-1? I wanna report a bad drone...it was white, with little spinny things, it went like this BZZZZZZZZZZZZ, an it was staring at me when I was taking a BATH"
source: ctvnews.ca   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 


Wed December 21, 2016
(ABL13 Houston)
 
 
 
Major accident in Houston leaves Vodak bottles broken and scattered everywhere, I bet the Russians rigged this
source: abc13.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Bleacher Report)
 
 
 
San Diego Chargers officials investigating video of unnecessary roughness on the field
source: bleacherreport.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 


Tue December 20, 2016
(SILive)
 
 
 
If you're collecting workers' comp and keep telling the doctors that you're injured and unable to work, don't get caught teaching kickboxing
source: silive.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Four more officials charged in Flint water crisis. Two of them reported to governor Rick Snyder. Governor Rick Snyder still charge free
source: cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 


Mon December 19, 2016
(WGAL 8)
 
 
 
If you got your teeth cleaned at the Center for Family and Specialty Dentistry in Reading, Pa., you should probably get tested for HIV. That is all
source: wgal.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 


Sun December 18, 2016
(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
Frontier Airlines passengers forget to pay the "don't wait on the tarmac from 1am to 6am" and "11 hours to get your checked luggage" fees
source: thedenverchannel.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Airplane skids off runway at O'Hare. Gee...wonder why?
source: chicagotribune.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Orange County Register)
 
 
 
If a tree falls on your wedding, does it make a sound
source: ocregister.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 


Sat December 17, 2016
(WBAL Baltimore)
 
 
 
Ice storm triggers Michael Bay film in Baltimore (with video)
source: wbal.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 


Fri December 16, 2016
(Heat Street)
 
 
 
Kim Jong-un's YouTube channel blocked. Man, now we'll never get to see his wacky reaction videos when he executes his generals
source: heatst.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Obama to put the smack down on Russia for meddling in glorious U.S. election
source: cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 


Thu December 15, 2016
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Crossing guard told to stop high-fiving school children because guidelines
source: express.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Authorities won't say what's in this Texas town's tap water, but do say that "boiling, freezing, filtering, and adding chlorine will not help," and advise residents not to drink, bathe in, or even touch it
source: bbc.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(ABC7 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Aggressive bear rummaging in trash charges off duty-cop & his family, so he shoots it with his service weapon before bear flees. So there's now a hungry, aggressive bear out in La Verne, CA who's been shot
source: abc7.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 


Wed December 14, 2016
(NBC News)
 
 
 
US officials believe that senior member of Trump's campaign was personally involved in hacking the DNC and releasing embarrassing information
source: nbcnews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Sweden: We know our for rent ad didn't explicitly say no Russians, but...no Russians
source: abcnews.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Hawaii News Now)
 
 
 
Congress passes, President Obama to sign "Talia's Law," named after little girl beaten to death by parents on Army base, that will require military officials to report all child abuse to state authorities. Wait, they weren't doing that before?
source: hawaiinewsnow.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Gen Flynn's son, a leading proponent of "Pizzagate", blasts a WaPo report on a FOIA document showing an investigation in 2010 determined Gen Flynn "inappropriately shared classified information" with foreign military officials as "fake news"
source: origin-nyi.thehill.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Lex 18)
 
 
 
Christ, what an asshole
source: lex18.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 


Tue December 13, 2016
(CBS Miami)
 
 
 
Woman run down by Christmas parade float. That'll teach her
source: miami.cbslocal.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 


Mon December 12, 2016
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Either 100 or 6 people were killed when a church collapsed in Nigeria depending on whether you believe the eyewitnesses who saw the bodies or the government officials also responsible for issuing permits and inspecting buildings
source: yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(247 Sports)
 
 
 
Using a series of vocal signals, Dolphins question legality of hit on Tannehill that took him out for the remainder of the season
source: mia.247sports.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 


Sun December 11, 2016
(BBC)
 
 
 
If your economy doesn't work, steal stuff from company warehouses until it does
source: bbc.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 


Fri December 09, 2016
(Washington Post)
 
NewsFlash
 
Trump: The Real Manchurian Candidate
source: washingtonpost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 


Wed December 07, 2016
(Pro Football Talk)
 
 
 
NFL confirms referees have full authority to penalize any player making snow angels. "I understand the questions about why is one snow angel illegal and one legal. But, again, the officials do have some discretion"
source: profootballtalk.nbcsports.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
If a cop's taser has no effect on a person trying to use a phone or tablet in a courtroom, I guess the next logical step would be to shoot him in the ass
source: ajc.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 


Mon December 05, 2016
(WTVR)
 
 
 
NFL planning to hire 17 fulltime officials. National Federation of the Blind praise Roger Goodell for finding jobs for their members
source: wtvr.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Massachusetts State Police will use drones against careless drivers
source: bostonglobe.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Troy Record)
 
 
 
New York police plan to strengthen border security as Massachusetts legalizes marijuana
source: troyrecord.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Deadly Oakland fire now death toll now at 33 with less than 40% of the site searched
source: sfgate.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 


Sun December 04, 2016
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Diplomatic eyes of the world on Reykjavik as top officials of Iceland, the supermarket, meet with Iceland, the country, in emergency talks to avert war: "Iceland (the company) has coexisted with the country called Iceland very happily until recently"
source: internationalsupermarketnews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 


Sat December 03, 2016
(Fox Sports)
 
 
 
Last week: UFC announces Conor McGregor agreed to give up his featherweight world title. This week: Conor McGregor wants to know what UFC officials have been smoking
source: foxsports.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(The Big Story)
 
 
 
Up to 40 people expected to have perished in Oakland night club fire
source: bigstory.ap.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(WATE Knoxville)
 
 
 
While the city of Gatlinburg begins to allow people back in to assess the damage, set up stations for insurance and unemployment claims, one bold reporter asks the now homeless city officials why they couldn't have done more
source: wate.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Although little Johnnie's shotgun show-and-tell presentation drew a record number of police and fire officials, few stopped to congratulate him on his project
source: yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
They said it was a million dollar wound, but the bail bondsman wasn't buying that
source: latimes.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 


Fri December 02, 2016
(Journal Times)
 
 
 
For twenty bucks an hour, you too can stare at 300,000+ voting ballots, one at a time, for hours, and hours, and hours
source: journaltimes.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 


Thu December 01, 2016
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Indiana University officials have fired football coach Kevin Wilson amid allegations of mistreatment of players
source: espn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Komo)
 
 
 
Beaver dam does what a beaver dam does and floods a road. It helps the road was sinking anyway but we'll blame the beavers. Bonus beavers behaving badly trifecta in blay
source: komonews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 


Wed November 30, 2016
(AL.com)
 
 
 
FBI declares possible explosive device safe after officials, responding to illegal burn in backyard, found missile lying next to fire. "I'm just glad they got it gone"
source: al.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Bicyclist dies of embarrassment after hitting box turtle. Darwin puts bicyclist in this year's top ten list. Trump's on the list because of his hair. So, now the hair and the tortoise are on the list. Smooth, subby, smooth
source: usatoday.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 


Tue November 29, 2016
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Voter initiative to legalize marijuana is on hold because Massachusetts officials are too lazy to certify election results
source: bostonglobe.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
Vontaze Burfict pulls off a flop worthy of an Oscar
source: cbssports.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 


Mon November 28, 2016
(WTOP)
 
 
 
Remember that scene in Indiana Jones where Indy used a lighter to see in a dark catacomb? Well, remember: A) You're not Indiana Jones, B) Your mobile home isn't a catacomb, and C) Couches are flammable
source: wtop.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 


Sun November 27, 2016
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Not news: Cam Newton gets a roughing the passer call in his favor. Fark: The first one since 2014
source: espn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Cool superhero backstory, sis
source: ktla.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Newser)
 
 
 
Swedish officials remind festival attendees that even though their giant straw Christmas goat is very, very flammable, they'd really be grateful if no one would set it on fire this year the way they almost always do anyway
source: newser.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(MSN)
 
 
 
In Tennessee, somebody is $421 million richer
source: msn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Michigan head coach Jim Harbaugh took the loss to Ohio State gracefully and is looking to move on to the next game. Just kidding he shows us that he is a sore loser
source: espn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Denver Post)
 
 
 
Increasing number of people living in cars at Aspen park-and-ride lot, deputies say
source: denverpost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 


Sat November 26, 2016
(STLToday)
 
 
 
Pennsylvania Department of Corrections replacing nutraloaf with wicked pepper steak
source: stltoday.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 


Thu November 24, 2016
(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Man rides horse from South Carolina to Florida, where he officially joins the rank of idiotic criminals
source: wftv.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Sporting News)
 
 
 
Soccer playoffs delayed when it was discovered the field was painted too narrow. Officials were worried that if the playing area was too small someone might actually be able to score a goal
source: sportingnews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Denver Post)
 
 
 
Boulder chef sues Wolfgang Puck over the use of the name "The Kitchen". Sorry Wolfboy, already using that name. Now, go puck yourself
source: denverpost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Boston Herald)
 
 
 
Finalist on ABC's first season of "The Bachelor" facing rape charges. For the fourth time
source: bostonherald.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 


Wed November 23, 2016
(CBS Pittsburgh)
 
 
 
Permits, we don't need no stinking permits. Fire crews responding to a call discover group of "fire eaters". Authorities say the group did not have the proper permits
source: pittsburgh.cbslocal.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(ABC News)
 
 
 
When you are hanging outdoor Christmas lights, maybe you don't want to use a metal pole right by the primary power line
source: abcnews.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Totally not gay Republican Louisiana politician with a wife and kids apologizes for sexting 17-year-old boy
source: nydailynews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
The game is over, the lawsuits have begun
source: deadspin.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 


Mon November 21, 2016
(Guardian)
 
 
 
In February 1905 Bavarian officials refused birthright citizenship to a homesick expat and ordered Friedrich Trump to leave the kingdom within eight weeks
source: theguardian.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Will County Herald-News)
 
 
 
Illinois high school semifinal game goes full Oklahoma State/Central Michigan
source: theherald-news.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
You can thank O'Hare airport for the upcoming travel clusterfark
source: foxnews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Multiple fatalities reported following elementary school bus crash in Tennessee
source: foxnews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 


Sun November 20, 2016
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
NBA fines Steve Kerr $25,000 for offering to create tribute video for referee Joey Crawford
source: deadspin.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 


Sat November 19, 2016
(Metro)
 
 
 
You know how you have to do the upkeep on your little abode when it comes into disrepair? Well apparently a lot of people want the royal family to pay for their Buckingham Palace repairs themselves
source: metro.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 


Fri November 18, 2016
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
NYPD rescue pit bull puppy trapped on balcony. Amazingly no one was shot or mauled in the process
source: nydailynews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
Woman's flesh-eating-bacteria stuffed Tilapia recipe turns out to be a hit with doctors, health officials
source: seattletimes.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(ABC News)
 
 
 
If you're flying out of O'Hare airport for Thanksgiving, be prepared to wait; the airport's union has voted to strike
source: abcnews.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 


Thu November 17, 2016
(WCVB Boston)
 
 
 
Cheetos are not a good fire starter
source: wcvb.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 


Wed November 16, 2016
(SFGate)
 
 
 
United Airlines pilot has the fish
source: sfgate.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
"One Democratic source, who like others would only discuss sensitive talks on condition of anonymity, said transition officials had been informally asking Obama political appointees to recommend Republicans to take over their jobs"
source: huffingtonpost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 


Mon November 14, 2016
(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
If you thought the Seahawks and Patriots could play an entire game without some whining about the officiating, think again
source: cbssports.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Talk Radio (UK))
 
 
 
Chinese zoo admits using Siberian huskies as fake wolves. Zoo keepers said there was little physical difference between the two animals, although the huskies taste far better
source: talkradio.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 


Sun November 13, 2016
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Customs officials are not impressed with Eddie Redmayne's magic wand
source: foxnews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 


Sat November 12, 2016
(Local 8 Knoxville)
 
 
 
You are not going to be an escaped inmate for long when you look like this
source: local8now.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(LA Daily News)
 
 
 
YouTube video star pleads guilty for faking a hate crime, since there isn't a jury in the country that would convict anyone for assaulting a YouTube star
source: dailynews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 


Fri November 11, 2016
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Roger Goodell points to officiating mistakes in other leagues that have full-time officials as evidence that won't fix problem of bias against Seahawks
source: espn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 


Thu November 10, 2016
(Decanter)
 
 
 
French wine harvest is the lowest in the last 30 years. TOUT LE MONDE PANIQUE
source: decanter.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 


Tue November 08, 2016
(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Two polling places on lockdown due to active shooter situation
source: ktla.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Pro Football Talk)
 
 
 
Last nights refs officiated like they had their retirements riding on a Seattle win
source: profootballtalk.nbcsports.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 


Mon November 07, 2016
(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
TEACHER: "Johnny, you don't have your homework, again? What's your excuse this time?"
source: wftv.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Pro Football Talk)
 
 
 
Jim Caldwell: We need two more seconds added to the clock. Ed Hochuli: Why? Were two seconds accidentally lost? Jim Caldwell: No, we're just going to lose if we don't have enough time to kick this field goal. Hochuli: Consider it done
source: profootballtalk.nbcsports.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Flight from Cancun to Frankfurt makes emergency landing in Jacksonville after man exposes his genitals and threatens to kill a 3-year-old boy. To be fair, it does really sound like he belongs in Florida
source: wftv.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
Man faces jail after police find octopus porn on his computer. SUCKERS
source: metro.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 


Fri November 04, 2016
(Fox 32 Chicago)
 
 
 
Just how many people were happy the Cubs won? Their World Series celebration is the 7th largest gathering of humans in recorded history
source: fox32chicago.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(CBS 7 KOSA)
 
 
 
A Texas city has inherited a fortune. They should receive the money soon now that they've paid that Nigerian prince
source: cbs7.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 


Thu November 03, 2016
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
After her credit card is declined for a meal at a fancy restaurant, a woman leaps 14 stories to her death in the ultimate dine and dash
source: nydailynews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 


Wed November 02, 2016
(Fox News)
 
 
 
I'm no expert on firearms, but I'm positive this is not how you teach gun safety
source: foxnews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 


Tue November 01, 2016
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
China's new J-20 stealth fighter makes its public debut. U.S. military officials: Meh
source: gizmodo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Alaska Dispatch News)
 
 
 
Georgia men plotted attack on Alaska aurora research facility to 'release souls,' officials say
source: adn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Hillary is at it again
source: foxnews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Hot Air)
 
 
 
Over 1/3 of lay-about, lazy, overpaid federal workers will quit if The Donald becomes President. Will they also move to Canada?
source: hotair.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 


Mon October 31, 2016
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Freddy Krueger shoots five at Halloween party. These reboot sequels are so unimaginative
source: usatoday.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Pro Football Talk)
 
 
 
Richard Shermans other Seahawks and their fans in questioning why the NFL refs hate Seattle. Refs set to respond that they don't hate Seattle, but love NOLA
source: profootballtalk.nbcsports.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Cam Newton says football isn't fun for him anymore now that the refs have let it become a contact sport
source: usatoday.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
"Christian haunted house" banned, featured botched abortion, re-enactment of Dylan Roof's murders, re-enactment of Orlando Pulse nightclub murders. "SOUNDS INTERESTING? COME OUT THIS SATURDAY"
source: rawstory.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
BOOM GOES THE DYNAMITE: More than 100 Justice Dept officials sign letter slamming Comey and FBI
source: rawstory.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 


Sun October 30, 2016
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Due to complaints about traffic jams and gridlock, officials listened and will make things worse
source: sun-sentinel.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 


Fri October 28, 2016
(Slashdot)
 
 
 
State of North Carolina tells municipal-owned ISP that they can't sell access to the Internet. ISP responds by giving access away for free. Your move, North Carolina
source: tech.slashdot.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Bury Free Press (UK))
 
 
 
Red-faced council officials have apologised after sending a letter to residents directing them to a porn site to register as voters
source: buryfreepress.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Bay News 9)
 
 
 
Gators, sharks, pythons, brain-eating amoebas, poisonous lionfish - Why not throw in some dirty, stinky monkeys?
source: baynews9.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 


Thu October 27, 2016
(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Eight men charged with stealing 23,000 iPhones worth $6.8M. Luckily, these were only 5 and 6s, as if they'd been iPhone 7s the combination of cop math and Apple prices would have run the universe out of numbers
source: wftv.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Not news: Afghan girl arrested. News: "Afghan girl" arrested
source: foxnews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 


Wed October 26, 2016
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Coca-Cola officials raise a small glass of diet, aspartame free soda as 3Q net profit comes in at a flat $1.05 billion
source: marketwatch.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 


Mon October 24, 2016
(Springfield News-Sun)
 
 
 
It's like, gone, in a puff of smoke, man
source: springfieldnewssun.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Kanye West to Grammy officials: If Frank Ocean's album is not nominated in any categories, I'm not showing up to the Grammys. Grammy officials: Best year ever
source: mirror.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 


Thu October 20, 2016
(Philly.com)
 
 
 
New police radios in a PA county turn off without notice for no apparent reason. Chief Wiggins has Lou working on it
source: philly.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
While you were glued to the television watching the last presidential debate, North Korea was busy launching missiles
source: nypost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 


Tue October 18, 2016
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Protip for drunks: Just go get drunk and STOP playing Pokemon Go
source: nypost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 


Mon October 17, 2016
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Second oldest captive panda moves up one spot
source: bbc.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 


Fri October 14, 2016
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
The US is considering a cyber attack to 'embarrass' Russia over alleged hacking of the DNC - they announced at 5pm Friday
source: businessinsider.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 


Thu October 13, 2016
(KING 5 News)
 
 
 
Record fifth straight high-school football team on powerhouse school's schedule forfeits game to protect kids from being steamrolled
source: king5.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 


Wed October 12, 2016
(Newser)
 
 
 
The first rule of Bear Mating Club is don't interrupt Bear Mating Club
source: newser.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(CTV News)
 
 
 
Canada has a problem with softwood. I believe they have a pill for that nowadays
source: ctvnews.ca   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Alaska Dispatch News)
 
 
 
Trump gives up on defeating Hillary and declares war on the only party he can bring down
source: adn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 


Tue October 11, 2016
(WJTV Jackson)
 
 
 
Woman says an evil force sent her underground and chased her into a pipe below a library in Pearl, Mississippi
source: wjtv.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
An unattended bag shuts down a Florida airport, because what are the chances that somebody would accidentally leave behind a bag at an airport?
source: clickorlando.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Fire at five-story senior living center in LA. Evacuation to be completed by Christmas Day
source: latimes.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 


Mon October 10, 2016
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Debate officials put the kibosh on the plan to have Bill Clinton's accusers sit in the Trump family box and confront Bubba directly
source: washingtonpost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 


Sat October 08, 2016
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Overzealous CPS officials take children away from their mother for feeding her son nuts
source: foxnews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(National Review)
 
 
 
"Incidents in states from Virginia to Pennsylvania to New York show that too many election officials are ignoring or even covering up the systemic problems brought to their attention"
source: nationalreview.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 


Fri October 07, 2016
(Independent Journal Review)
 
 
 
Fox News dude Shep Smith goes into hurricane mode, freaks everyone out
source: ijr.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Heart in a box. Your move Timberlake
source: nydailynews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 


Thu October 06, 2016
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
In recent months, Facebook has been secretly meeting with White House officials and wireless carriers about launching its controversial Free Basics program in the United States. The idea of this actually happening isn't just bad, it's terrifying
source: washingtonpost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Vox)
 
 
 
People staying behind to ride out Matthew reminded to write their social security number on at least one major body part with magic marker
source: vox.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(The Indian Express)
 
 
 
"Hello, this is Joseph from the U.S. Tax Department, and I am calling because you are delinquent in your--hold on, someone is at the door"
source: indianexpress.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 


Wed October 05, 2016
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Darwin hangs ten with subway surfer on the F Train in NYC. Comes away with a good score, not so much for the subway surfer
source: nydailynews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 


Tue October 04, 2016
(Pro Football Talk)
 
 
 
OBJ: Poor me. Manning: No. Fark you
source: profootballtalk.nbcsports.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 


Mon October 03, 2016
(KCTV5 Kansas City)
 
 
 
If you sell alcohol near a homeless shelter, get ready to move
source: kctv5.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Apparently train data recorders are about as reliable as police body cams
source: cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 


Sun October 02, 2016
(The Hill)
 
 
 
That Wikileaks email drop that Trump's favorite goons have been telling us is going to destroy Hillary Clinton's campaign next week? Cancelled. Cue the "Who got to Assange?" InfoWars freak out in 3... 2... 1
source: thehill.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 


Sat October 01, 2016
(WKYC Cleveland)
 
 
 
Try not to spend your five cent raise all in one place
source: wkyc.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
We've been over this many times before, but once again let us remind you that if you're going to pretend to be a police officer, you may not want to try and pull over a real cop
source: nbcwashington.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 


Fri September 30, 2016
(WCVB Boston)
 
 
 
Add clowns to active shooters and Islamic terrorists as reasons to close school
source: wcvb.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 


Wed September 28, 2016
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Creepy online ad featuring swimsuit-clad teenage girl who morphs into eel yanked after Japanese internet users reported it was sexist. Officials say they only wanted to promote their city as hub of sustainable eel farming
source: theguardian.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 


Mon September 26, 2016
(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Ex-Syrian intelligence officer may be hiding in Florida. I think we can scratch off the 'intelligence' part
source: wftv.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
The Washington Monument is being closed "indefinitely" for repairs. And on the night of the first presidential debate? This means something. It means ... something
source: washingtonpost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Customs officials stop woman who had packed dead husband's intestines in a suitcase. Would that qualify as carrion luggage?
source: dailymail.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Dancing With the Stars - MLB edition
source: deadspin.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 


Sun September 25, 2016
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
City officials demand security gets beefed up at a destination for a "volatile mix of people" who show up every weekend, get into fights and cause damage that takes up valuable police time and resources. No comment from Chuck E. Cheese management
source: chicagotribune.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(MSN)
 
 
 
This is how bad it has gotten for cops these days: GA policewoman shot by a black man while on duty finds herself charged with four felonies, all because the black guy didn't exist...and she wasn't actually shot
source: msn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 


Fri September 23, 2016
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
In case you didn't think this election could get any weirder, US intelligence officials are now investigating Donald Trump's adviser, Carter Page, for his role in attempting to influence the election on behalf of the Russian government
source: yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 


Thu September 22, 2016
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
When there's a lane closure there are always a few jerks who speed up and cut into the remaining lane. It turns out they're the ones merging correctly. "When people merge early, they create a more severe backup because they leave a lane unused"
source: azcentral.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 


Wed September 21, 2016
(CBS Miami)
 
 
 
Manatee-riding man talks smack to cops, arrested
source: miami.cbslocal.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(STLToday)
 
 
 
University of Missouri will let you put any name you want on your diploma; I. P. Freely, M. D
source: stltoday.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(KATU)
 
 
 
Break out the dynamite. The dead humpback whale that washed up on an Oregon beach then floated off with the high tide is back again
source: katu.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 


Tue September 20, 2016
(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Hey, New Jersey sucks, right? So who do you think will be the first person eaten by Martians? Have you ever seen a sailboat filled with love? How many ants do you think there are?
source: wftv.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
NYC Bombing suspect's father told the FBI that his son was a terrorist 2 years ago
source: bostonglobe.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
Excited about the imminent arrival of driverless cars? You should know that the Federal Government just announced it will be releasing a sweeping, 4-part series of regulations for them. *sigh* Oh well, guess it's back to waiting for cars that can fly
source: npr.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Oh nothing, just Sweden preparing to get erased by Russia after a serious undisclosed threat
source: express.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 

Displayed 184 of about 891 links -- join TotalFark to see them all
Submit a Link »
On Twitter






In Other Media
  1. Links are submitted by members of the Fark community.

  2. When community members submit a link, they also write a custom headline for the story.

  3. Other Farkers comment on the links. This is the number of comments. Click here to read them.

  4. Click here to submit a link.

Report