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51 headlines found matching 'officials'
Fri July 03, 2015
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Man commits suicide by jumping in front of carnival ride. Officials say he just kept jumping in front of the horsie every time it came around until it worked
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Thu July 02, 2015
(ABC News Radio)
 
 
 
With no more important issues to tackle, New Jersey officials investigate whether claw machines and carnival midway games are honest
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Tue June 30, 2015
(AL.com)
 
 
 
Lawyer for the Alabama Supreme Court Chief Justice is having an all-out meltdown over the gay marriage ruling: "Public officials are ministers of God assigned the duty of punishing the wicked and protecting the righteous"
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(CityLab)
 
 
 
Boston officials reintroduce 2024 Olympic bid, hoping that if they dress it up in affordable-housing drag, nobody will notice the mountains of corporate welfare and plain old Masshat corruption going on
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Mon June 29, 2015
(Fark)
 
 
 
SCOTUS affirms Mitt Romney's healthcare plan, wildlife officials make little Boo Boo and euthanize wrong bear, and Toshiro Mifune honored with Hollywood star, letter opener: a few of Fark's favorite headlines of the week for 6/21 - 6/27
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Sat June 27, 2015
(Guardian)
 
 
 
The tiny nation of Pitcairn Island also legalized same-sex marriage this week, with officials saying it was the Christian thing to do
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(Tech Times)
 
 
 
Florida public health officials say there's nothing to panic about over flesh-eating bacteria outbreak. In other words, Florida is suffering an outbreak of FLESH EATING BACTERIA SO RUN, RUN FOR YOUR LIVES
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Fri June 26, 2015
(Reno Gazette-Journal)
 
 
 
BLM officials: You know what Burning Man needs? A VIP laundromat
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Wed June 24, 2015
(WLOS 13 Asheville)
 
 
 
After teen is attacked in the Great Smoky Mountains National Park, wildlife biologists euthanize wrong bear. Officials admit the mistake, but say it was only a small Boo Boo
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Mon June 22, 2015
(NPR)
 
 
 
New York prison officials angry about that viral video showing a bag being raised by rope over prison walls. "Ropes to hoist lunches, carry-out food and other supplies to guards working long shifts is a long-standing tradition at Clinton-Dannemora"
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Fri June 19, 2015
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
High School bans valedictorian from graduation ceremonies because he talks back to his teachers. School officials say they're glad they got to press the independent thought alarm just one more time on this kid
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Thu June 18, 2015
(Hampton Roads)
 
 
 
Russian official, Vladimir "Crazy Ivan" Markin, says the U.S. wants to declare themselves overlords of international football affairs and are just slandering the good name of FIFA officials because of the movie "Capricorn One"...or something
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
San Diego officials shocked that giving away $1 billion in taxpayer funds turns out to be difficult
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Sat June 13, 2015
(Fox 40 Sacramento)
 
 
 
California oil spill cleanup cost reaches $62 million. Officials at Plains All American fear being billed for three hours of profits
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Tue June 09, 2015
(Wall Street Journal)
 
 
 
In Japan, births hit record low as national death toll hits record high. Officials wonder how they can solve this dilemma with robots
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Sat June 06, 2015
(Omaha World Herald)
 
 
 
Parents of the year candidates are arrested after their older son reported to school officials that his two younger brothers were locked in a room at home with no food or water while their parents worked during the day
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Fri June 05, 2015
(Jayski's Silly Season Site)
 
 
 
Odds are almost even that the officials will throw a mysterious caution to end the race when the NASCAR Camping World Truck Series is at Texas Motor Speedway this week for the WinStar World Casino & Resort 400, 8:30 PM EDT on Fox Sports 1
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Mon June 01, 2015
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
A new viral craze is sweeping across Korea; EVERYBODY PANIC
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Sun May 31, 2015
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
A "Use-of-Force" symposium put on by the Palm Beach Police Department brought together officials and citizens who wanted to see how police defined use of force and how they could avoid getting shot
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Sat May 30, 2015
(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
Ahh, junior rugby league competitions. Abusive and violent incidents with police, players, parents, officials and spectators who may have had makeshift weapons. Just like I remember it
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(ESPN FC)
 
 
 
Sepp Blatter pulls the "hate campaign" card, suggests arrests of FIFA officials may have been attempt to hijack organization
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Wed May 27, 2015
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Here are photos of the arrested FIFA officials, a dream team of subjects for caricature artists, photoshoppers and captioners
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(CBS Dallas/Ft. Worth)
 
 
 
Texas earthen dam failure damn "imminent". Link goes to live feed(Update: officials now say dam will hold)
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Mon May 25, 2015
(WWL)
 
 
 
Last week: Bobby Jindal issues executive order on "religious freedom." This week: Louisiana tourism officials have a real problem with that
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Wed May 20, 2015
(Boston Herald)
 
 
 
If you borrowed a Rembrandt selfie from Boston Public Library last year, officials want you to return it now that they finally noticed
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Tue May 12, 2015
(T3)
 
 
 
Apple Watches banned from university exam halls after school officials call them "the choice of cheats"
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Sat May 09, 2015
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Officials clamp down on tourists fondling statue's breasts
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Fri May 08, 2015
(CBS Chicago)
 
 
 
Apparently in Illinois the difference between a treehouse and an elevated guest house is still up in the air
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Wed April 29, 2015
(9 News)
 
 
 
While Boulder officials were still debating how to handle the explosion of non-native goldfish in a lake, migrating pelicans decided to eat them
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Beijing to build the world's largest airport terminal. Officials hope to hire numerous Chinese checkers
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Wed April 22, 2015
(The Week UK)
 
 
 
Serbian government jet carrying country's president and top officials nearly plunges out of sky after engine shuts down. Investigation rules out 'terrorism', concludes 'spilled coffee'
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(AP)
 
 
 
"An Islamic extremist with an arsenal of loaded guns was only prevented from opening fire on churchgoers because he accidentally shot himself, French officials say"
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Tue April 21, 2015
(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Brazil pulls 50 tons of dead fish from its waters. Where Olympic swimmers will compete next year
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Sun April 19, 2015
(Bakersfield Now)
 
 
 
If you happen to know how a heavy marble headstone made for a U.S. Army veteran buried in Oklahoma ended up in an alley in downtown Bakersfield, Veterans Affairs officials would like to have a word with you
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Mon April 06, 2015
(Chron)
 
 
 
Indonesian officials to 300 fishermen on a remote island: Okay anyone here who is being held here against their will as a slave and wants to go home, raise your hand...*hands* Sooo, that would be ALL of you then?
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Thu April 02, 2015
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
According to US military officials, the reason US air strikes were needed to re-take Tikrit is because the Iranian forces previously spearheading the attack sucked at coordinating attacks and their artillerymen couldn't hit the broad side of a barn
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Wed April 01, 2015
(Richmond.com)
 
 
 
Officials determine that substantial number of signatures on forger's petition to be on the ballot might be forgeries
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Wed March 25, 2015
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Thailand Officials to journalists: Either report what we tell you to, or we will kill you
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(Gawker)
 
 
 
Starbucks was always going to end #RaceTogether cups after a week, claim company officials, who went on to note that we've always been at war with EastAsia
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Tue March 24, 2015
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Chinese officials say they will introduce guidelines to regulate surprisingly contentious Chinese square-dancing: "In 2013, Wuhan residents made headlines after they showered feces on a group of boisterous 'dancing grannies'"
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Sat March 21, 2015
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Tourism officials concerned about rising number of people traveling to Phuket to commit suicide, as sales of Phuketall shoot up
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Fri March 20, 2015
(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
ACLU claims TSA's screening tool is 'a waste,' surprising many TSA officials who find it just as effective as everything else they do
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Tue March 17, 2015
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
British roads are clogged with slow-moving tanks. Defence officials want them clogged with fast-moving tanks
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
U.S. diplomats have been confronted by Iranian officials over GOP letter. "The Zarif don't like it"
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Sun March 15, 2015
(ABC)
 
 
 
Cuban officials arrested after stealing 8 million eggs. It's all ova now
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Sat March 14, 2015
(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Agents said they were undetected until a marked car showed up outside for an unrelated incident. At that point, it looked like something out of a movie with dozens of people running away, leaving behind drugs and money, officials said
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Wed March 11, 2015
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
"France has been told to 'grow up' after the country's officials attempted to block a new €2 coin commemorating the Battle of Waterloo
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
"Chinese Communist Party leaders are deathly afraid that the Dalai Lama will not have an afterlife. Worried enough that this week, officials repeatedly warned that he must reincarnate, and on their terms"
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Drone strikes effective, according to Pentagon officials and... Bin Laden?
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Mon March 09, 2015
(NBC News)
 
 
 
US places sanctions on 7 Venezuelan officials, thus officially opening the spring 2015 change-of-regime season
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Sun March 08, 2015
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Russian tourists film sex video in Giza, Egypt. Officials take steps to prevent any future pyramid schemes
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