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Wed September 20, 2017
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Activists demand that racist Native American tapestry be taken down. Pawnee city officials say that it's part of their history and it should remain up
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Mon September 18, 2017
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Dylann Roof wishes he had a white supremacist lawyer and not one of these horrible Jewish lawyers. How can I be declared innocent of killing a church full of black people with a Jewish lawyer? I need a creepy racist lawyer with a bowl cut
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(AP News)
 
 
 
OK, this is the Whole World. And this is us. No sir, we're not the whole world. These other thingies are other countries. No sir, we can't make them go away
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(Pro Football Talk)
 
 
 
Packers are "incredulous" that a ref went against them one time
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Scientists ask public to help track new Hawaiian marine mammals
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Sun September 17, 2017
(NPR)
 
 
 
U2 cancels St. Louis show after promoters and officials determine there's no way Bono won't make things worse
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Sat September 16, 2017
(Baltimore Sun)
 
 
 
Meanwhile in Baltimore: Hey look, free bikes
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Wed September 13, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
Senate: We're looking into the events surrounding the Comey firing. Here's a list of FBI officials we want to talk to. DOJ: No. Does no work for you? Why don't you take your "investigation" and go piss on a bed once slept in by Oba-oh sonofabiatch
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Tue September 12, 2017
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Hope Hicks named new king of Bullshiat Mountain. When asked for comment, the Mooch said "Don't unpack"
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Ernest Hemingway's Key West cats are OK, down to 8 lives
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Sat September 09, 2017
(Reuters)
 
 
 
EU on Trump's economic policy: It's almost as if you've had no training at all. I don't know what this is supposed to be
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Fri September 08, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
Trump officials meet with House GOP to discuss debt ceiling agreement. Let's see how it went... oh my
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Robert de Niro is going to personally rebuild Barbuda. might want to ask how many points he's asking on the vig first, but that's just me
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Thu September 07, 2017
(Japan Times)
 
 
 
Miyazaki officials apologize for bringing deadly tick to news conference to illustrate danger of tick-borne disease, then letting it escape. "Prefectural government officials conducted a search for the insect with the help of reporters"
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Tue September 05, 2017
(KOIN Portland)
 
 
 
What started with a report of stolen leaf blowers and a pickup truck getaway vehicle ends with a stolen truck crashing into a house, a woman throwing her kid into a random passing car, and the male driver swallowing a bunch of heroin
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Sun September 03, 2017
(CBS Pittsburgh)
 
 
 
Ohio authorities put convicted drug dealer's collectable sneaker collection up for sale. I understand gold, expensive cars, boats- but shoes?
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Sat September 02, 2017
(The Hill)
 
 
 
As local officials call for more help, Trump Defense Department sent nearly 5,000 fewer troops for Harvey recovery than claimed
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
While Houston is burning and exploding, Trump's EPA is busy weakening safety rules for chemical plants around the country. #MAGA indeed kids. toxic, burning, cancerous MAGA but MAGA nonetheless
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Fri September 01, 2017
(Army Times)
 
 
 
You stay down by day, but at night, you can move around. The H-K's use infrared so you still have to watch out. But they're not too bright. John taught us ways to dust them. That's when the infiltrators started to appear. The Terminators
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Thu August 31, 2017
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Sorry, Mr. Secret Service guy, my brakes just happened to malfunction while my car was careening toward the presidential motorcade. We cool?
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
London's Luton Airport named "UK's worst airport." However, not one to rest on its laurels, officials say it's in talks to bring United in to cement its position globally
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Wed August 30, 2017
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Dana Bash said Trump spent his Hurricane Harvey tour talking about himself because that's all he cares about
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Tue August 29, 2017
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Woman found dead in car at It's Not Dead Festival
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Mon August 28, 2017
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Mueller: So Donald, about that statement you crafted for Don Jr. when he was setting up meetings with Russian officials inside Trump Tower
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Officials announce they are opening dams in hurricane-ravaged areas, which could make flooding worse
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Sun August 27, 2017
(Chron)
 
 
 
Why wasn't Houston evacuated in the face of Hurricane Harvey? Well, back in 2005, almost as many people died in traffic accidents (100) fleeing Hurricane Rita vs those who stayed behind. So you're damned if you do, damned if you don't
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Fri August 25, 2017
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Mike Pompeo may be obstructing justice by forcing the CIA unit involved in the Trump-Russia investigation to report only to him
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Wed August 23, 2017
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Trump sends message to corrupt law enforcement officials everywhere that those convicted of criminal contempt will be pardoned, starting with Sheriff Joe Arpaio
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(Bangor Daily News)
 
 
 
That massive $700 million jackpot in tonight's Powerball game? It's a result of the fact that two years ago Powerball officials re-rigged their game to make it MUCH harder to win
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(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Riding on the back of a tow truck and bashing its windows with a crowbar won't stop your car from being repossessed, but it will make great video
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Tue August 22, 2017
(Yonhap News (Korea))
 
 
 
North Korea bombards South Korea. With dihydrogen monoxide
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Mon August 21, 2017
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Sometimes winning isn't everything: Swimmer forfeits his chance in a championship event after paying tribute to Barcelona's terrorist victims with moment of silence
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Sun August 20, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Queen Elizabeth will not abdicate, stand aside, and let Charles take her duties as officials seek to quash rumors the monarch will make him Prince Regent
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(Live5 News Charleston)
 
NewsFlash
 
John McCain has been injured in a boating accident
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Fri August 18, 2017
(PennLive)
 
 
 
It has been ruled in Pennsylvania that public officials' Facebook pages are considered public record. Should this be true everywhere else in the country?
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Thu August 17, 2017
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Leading U.S. supplier of voting machines confirms it exposed personal information of more than 1.8 million Illinois residents. Anxious to downplay the risk, state officials quickly point out that most of those voters have been dead for decades
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(Fox 17 Grand Rapids)
 
 
 
National Park Service says you can try to fill up the Grand Canyon with empty discarded water bottles again
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Wed August 16, 2017
(Baton Rouge Advocate)
 
 
 
More than half of New Orleans' drainage capacity is handled by pumps that run on archaic 25-hertz power, a remnant of the 100+ year-old pumping system
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(LA Daily News)
 
 
 
Helping the homeless could soon pay big bucks. How big? Up to $75,000 if you're a homeowner and let them live on your property
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Tue August 15, 2017
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
CEO of Walmart also calls out Trump. Guess folks will have to shop at Dollar Palace from now on
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Mon August 14, 2017
(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Hundreds of good, bad, and ugly people feared dead in Sierra Leone mudslide
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Sat August 12, 2017
(The Hill)
 
 
 
So, that whole Trump threatening Venezuela with military action has worked perfectly... in solidifying Maduro's hold on power
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Fri August 11, 2017
(SFGate)
 
 
 
6 charged with making counterfeit Pac Man machines. This is not a repeat from 1981
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(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
Four top cybersecurity officials decide they have no intention of being Trump's fall guys
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Thu August 10, 2017
(CBS Sacramento)
 
 
 
Couple trying to ward off evil spirits - 0. Candles possibly controlled by evil spirits - 1
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Wed August 09, 2017
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
European officials say Trump's only real position revolves around his obsession with Obama. He will ask "did Obama approve of this?" If the answer is yes, he will say "then we don't" and will then refuse to debate things any further
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Tue August 08, 2017
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Man finds newborn fawn. Does he A: Leave it alone? B: Call the local wildlife officials? or C: Take it to a bar? Difficulty: Not Florida
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(CNN)
 
 
 
GOP power donors upset that they didn't get their $500 billion tax cuts
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
"The refs suck, screw you guys, we are going home"
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Allegedly leaked by US officials, Fox & Friends reports on US spy satellite discoveries related to NK. Trump denounces Fox's reporting of classified info. Just kidding, he retweeted the article
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Sun August 06, 2017
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
For those of you afraid of turbulence: remember that you will break before the plane breaks. Wait... that doesn't help, does it?
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Fri August 04, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
A pastor, a state trooper and a convicted sex offender walk into a police station...because they were some of the more than 1,000 people arrested this month as part of a nationwide sex-trafficking sting
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(The Intercept)
 
 
 
Trump cabinet official may have lied during confirmation hearing. No, not that one. No, not that one either. I tell you what, can we have a list of Trump cabinet officials who *didn't* lie during their confirmations?
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Man dumps body in horrendous act, then gets horrendous food at Applebee's
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Thu August 03, 2017
(News.com.au)
 
NewsFlash
 
Torch Tower catches fire in Dubai. Well ... yeah, I guess it would
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Federal officials and the GOP are finding it easier to simply ignore Trump. "It's like we're watching a president become a lame duck just six months after his inauguration"
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Wed August 02, 2017
(BBC)
 
 
 
Plane lands, passengers opens door and exits. Everybody in the universe has a problem with this
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Mon July 31, 2017
(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
Don't start throwing the legalization parties yet. According to Colorado officials, marijuana isn't just a gateway drug, it's a gateway drug for homicide
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Sun July 30, 2017
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
GOP strategist: Trump's bullying shows he is 'a weak person's idea of what a strong person is'
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Sat July 29, 2017
(Jacobin Magazine)
 
 
 
Today let's go to Wisconsin for our lesson on local left-wing governance to see how that's working out for them
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Court rules public officials can't block critics on social media. Let Twitter floodgates reopen as Trump has to unban those he can't argue with because they're right and he's wrong
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Fri July 28, 2017
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Florida Man is at it again. This time he robs a bank, gets naked, and runs down the street throwing money
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Ethics concerns fueled after Justice Department officials get a White House briefing
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Thu July 27, 2017
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Teen who falsely claimed she was raped could face 32 years in prison
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Retired slugger Danny Tartabull returns to the news because he (a) signed with MLB team as hitting instructor (b) criticized today's young players as slackers (c) got caught for evading child support by calling the cops to report his car break-in
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Tue July 25, 2017
(Buffalo News)
 
 
 
Guy driving the car with no doors, no windshield and an ax in the roof may not have been totally sober
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Trump confirms existence of secret program which was still supposed to be secret. It's probably somebody else's fault that Donnie's a dumb-dumb, I'll go with Obama?
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(Fox 40 Sacramento)
 
 
 
"While in the back of a patrol car on Interstate 80, a suspect stripped off his clothes then defecated and ate his own feces, spitting them at Richmond officers"
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Sun July 23, 2017
(WSMV Nashville)
 
 
 
While crashing off the ramp, aim your SUV to land on something soft, like a train
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Nazi disrupts tennis match by walking on court and shouting 'Sieg Heil.' Officials show him no love
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(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Mylar balloon triggers power outages. CONGRATULATIONS
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Thu July 20, 2017
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Two-year-old found crawling on the roof of its house. Maybe it was bitten by a radioactive spider. I mean, it could happen, right?
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Cecil the Lion's son Xanda shot dead by trophy hunters two years after Minnesota dentist killed his father
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Malaysia bans 'Despacito' due to steamy lyrics which may be unsuitable for all the Spanish speaking Malaysians
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
Horrible libertarian monster builds stairway in park for $550, horrifying city officials who had come up with a $65,000 estimate
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Congrats Golden State on your title. Now you get to be the first set of NBA fans to enjoy the personal seat license scam
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Wed July 19, 2017
(The Nation)
 
 
 
American Legislative Exchange Council considering whether to adopt a new piece of "model legislation" that proposes to do away with an elected Senate. In other words, bringing back the 'smoke filled rooms' for electing officials
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(CNN)
 
 
 
For some reason, Trump is very defensive about his 2nd meeting with Putin, which took place in private, without any other US officials around, and which only used the Russian government's translator and for which there is no transcript
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Tue July 18, 2017
(Action News Jacksonville)
 
 
 
Officer praised for buying a bike for a guy who'd had his stolen is arrested for taking cash from people he pulled over
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Mon July 17, 2017
(Fox 5 San Diego)
 
 
 
American Airlines plane evacuated after passenger passes gas. Subby swears he wasn't in North Carolina today
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Sun July 16, 2017
(Fox News)
 
 
 
So why are alligator attacks on the rise in Florida? Maybe some people just want to help the reptiles out by offering the gator aide
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Fri July 14, 2017
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Field of Fire Paintball Adventures takes their name a little too literally
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(KHON2 Honolulu)
 
NewsFlash
 
People trapped in large building fire in Honolulu
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(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
Two homes destroyed as Land O'Lakes lives up to its name
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Kushner's lawyers have insisted he accidentally left his meetings with foreign government officials off his initial application, telling Yahoo a member of his staff prematurely hit the "send" button on the form before it was covfefed
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Trump and his lawyers think it would be a super good idea for the GOP to cover his legal fees
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Thu July 13, 2017
(KSTU FOX 13)
 
 
 
It's bad enough catching a one and a half year-old with his hand in the cookie jar. It's worse if in fact it's a bear
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(Omaha World Herald)
 
 
 
Omaha man drops the "N" word at a planning meeting, stunning his neighbors and city officials
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Officials won't be releasing video footage of any of the robberies that have been occurring on BART, because people might make racist generalizations, which just confirms my belief that Gingers are a dangerous menace
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Wimbledon underwear crackdowns, not just for women anymore
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Wed July 12, 2017
(National Review)
 
 
 
"There is now evidence that senior Trump officials attempted to collude with Russia," says well-known liberal MSM fake-news site the National Review Online
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(Pix11)
 
 
 
Cobras seized at JFK Airport. Destro vows revenge
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Tue July 11, 2017
(AOL)
 
 
 
You know you've done messed up when Watergate prosecutors start circling you like sharks
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Man kills himself by jumping into a live volcano. Meg Ryan must not be the attraction she once was (Not safe for work images in sidebar)
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Mon July 10, 2017
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Alaska health officials: Please cook your walrus "well done"
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Comey memos reportedly had classified info; Trump says 'That is so illegal'
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Sun July 09, 2017
(Click On Detroit)
 
 
 
Do not make meth. If you make meth you may have a meth lab explosion. If you have a meth lab explosion you may catch on fire. If you catch on fire you may drive to Planet Fitness
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
LISTEN: White House officials forced to admit Trump accepted Putin's denial about election meddling
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Sat July 08, 2017
(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
Two more runners gored during second running of the bulls in Pamplona, one right in the ass, making it a bad week for butts, nuts, guts, and coconuts
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Fri July 07, 2017
(Reuters)
 
 
 
When asked about their feelings on recovering the biggest ivory haul in 30 years, Hong Kong officials replied, "Just say that you love me"
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Dude arrested for having, like, a bazillion snakes and alligators at his Thousand Oaks home. He thought it was OK because he lived in a gatored community
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(NBC New York)
 
 
 
Man with throwing knives claiming to be senator shows up at Trump Tower looking for Ivanka
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(The State)
 
 
 
South Carolina voting officials deny Trump's request for voter data, says that is only available to registered SC voters for a fee. SC GOP Chairman: "Hey, I'm a registered SC voter", plans to buy the data and hand it to Trump's commission
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Thu July 06, 2017
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Welfare scandal in Jersey nets more scammers. This means rich people should get huge tax cuts and health care is bad
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Wed July 05, 2017
(PennLive)
 
 
 
It isn't a good fireworks show until a field catches on fire
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(Komo)
 
 
 
Every year, Darwin goes hands-off for the Fourth of July
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Mon July 03, 2017
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Mosque in France attacked in latest not-terrorism incident
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Sun July 02, 2017
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
New Jersey police connect severed leg to missing woman
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Sat July 01, 2017
(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
The fast(7) and the furious(102)
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Grammy Awards returning to LA in 2019 after year in NYC. City officials immediately review laws on plastic recycling
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Thu June 29, 2017
(Newsweek)
 
 
 
The opioid epidemic takes another turn as more recent fentanyl found in Georgia might be resistant to antidote
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Former U.S. and Europe government officials say Trump and Putin should declare that a nuclear war should never be fought. After that all they need to do is also convince North Korea, China, Iran, Pakistan, India
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Wed June 28, 2017
(Metro)
 
 
 
See a penny, pick it up, all day long you'll have good luck. Throw a coin into a jet, people will call you a goddamn idiot
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(Arkansas Online)
 
 
 
If you had less than 24 hours before Ten Commandments monument on Arkansas capitol grounds gets destroyed, come claim your prize
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Tue June 27, 2017
(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
Tucker Fire threatens I-95. See, that's what happens when you spin a bow tie too fast
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(Komo)
 
 
 
Man dragging dead raccoon down road on a rope gets in argument with passersby that leads to shooting. That rural enough for ya?
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(WHNT Huntsville)
 
 
 
Redstone Arsenal active shooter drill JUST GOT REAL
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Rule 1 of Stripper Prison Dance Party is you do not take pictures of Stripper Prison Dance Party. And someone broke Rule 1
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Mon June 26, 2017
(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
Not news: Man hit by train. Fark: Man hit by TWO trains
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Sun June 25, 2017
(WYFF 4 Greenville)
 
 
 
Former police chief robs bank. Amazingly the police had no trouble identifying the suspect
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Sat June 24, 2017
(ABC Action News)
 
 
 
Bazooka Ricky arrested for outstanding warrants by Pasco County deputies. If you thought his name was odd, it does go well with his mug shot
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Two particular government employees about to be reassigned, say they did not see this coming
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Thu June 22, 2017
(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
And now another installment of California Freeway Pinball, sponsored by Road Rage™
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Wed June 21, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Police discover that the DC baseball shooter had enough ammo stored away to sweep the series
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Mobb Deep rapper goes out like a gangsta, by choking on an egg
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Tue June 20, 2017
(Newschannel 9)
 
 
 
Police investigating after two bodies found at Chattanooga cemetery. Fear more bodies may be found
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Russian fighter jet comes within 5 feet of US reconnaissance plane over Baltic Sea. No word if Tom Cruise was 'communicating' or 'keeping up foreign relations'
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Boeing officials are flying high after future deliveries of 41,030 jetliners will top $6 trillion
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
EF-0 tornado touches in Maryland. EF-0? So, what, some hummingbirds were flying in a circle or something? Good luck with the rebuild, guys
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Mon June 19, 2017
(KRCR TV Redding)
 
 
 
Rube Goldberg's apparently now getting into the car demolition business
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Sun June 18, 2017
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Missing sailors in destroyer collision found dead in flooded berthing compartment
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Sat June 17, 2017
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
What's wrong with this picture?
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Fri June 16, 2017
(WCAX Vermont)
 
 
 
"Fire officials say they don't believe the fire itself was criminal, but investigators at the scene did find what appeared to be a marijuana grow operation" FARK has a tag for this sort of thing
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(FOX6Now)
 
 
 
Hydration station near Hole 12 at the U.S. Open has complimentary E. Coli
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(FOX6Now)
 
 
 
Pilot of the blimp that crashed at the U.S. Open yesterday had two emergency landings and a crash in two years. CEO says he's: "the most sought after pilot to fly this type of blimp model"
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(Patheos)
 
 
 
Heroic, 12-year-old Mormon girl stands up in church meeting, and says she knows her Heavenly Father loves her and it is okay that he made her gay. Cowardly church officials cut off her mic. With video
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Tue June 13, 2017
(WBTV 3 Charlotte)
 
 
 
"Kids, remember to designate a driver for a Safe N' Sober Grad Nite, unlike your vice-principal in the parking lot"
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Mon June 12, 2017
(Metro)
 
 
 
Aviation officials say pilot crashed after GPS sent him to non-existent airport in Scotland
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Sat June 10, 2017
(Boston Herald)
 
 
 
N-Phenethyl-4-piperidinone costs $1 per gram if you price it online, or $10,000 per gram if you use cop math
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Fri June 09, 2017
(My Fox 8 Greensboro)
 
 
 
Facebook wants your elected officials to know what news stories you're reading. Caturday party poised to take over Congress
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(The Washington Outsider)
 
 
 
James Comey's testimony definitively demonstrated one thing: politicians like to have dinner with top law enforcement officials
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(KRCR TV Redding)
 
 
 
Shooting people with a flare gun loaded with a shotgun shell filled with cereal is no way to go through Life, son
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(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Looked like a leprechaun to me
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Thu June 08, 2017
(Fox 31 Denver)
 
 
 
Metallica in 1984: Ride the Lightning. Metallica in 2017: Maybe we should wait out the lightning
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(ABC 15)
 
 
 
You might not want to claim an abandoned couch on the side of the freeway. It may be nesting thousands of bees
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(Spokesman Review)
 
 
 
Environmental officials say the U.S. will lose jobs by pulling out of the Paris Climate Accord. Which turns out will mostly be in the House, Senate and Oval Office
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Wed June 07, 2017
(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Hamsters surrendered at Humane Society. Where they got the little white flags from, no one knows
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Remember Nixon's smoking gun tape? Yeah good times
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Tue June 06, 2017
(Boston.com)
 
 
 
When you crash through the emergency room window, you receive instant service
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Report: Qatar crisis likely sparked by Russian fake news story. Russian fake news: Is there anything it CAN'T do?
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
U.S. officials reassure Singapore audience that only a great fool would start a land war in Asia
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Mon June 05, 2017
(10TV Columbus)
 
 
 
This afternoon's active shooter is in *spins wheel* Columbus, Ohio
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Sun June 04, 2017
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
All Dutch trains now run on 100% wind power. Ovens and rudders next on the list
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Sat June 03, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Unmasking, as is with all other things, it's ok if you are (R). Right, Rep. Nunes?
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Fri June 02, 2017
(PennLive)
 
 
 
Thoughts and prayers roll in for Ex-Penn State president as he nears his sentencing for covering up "misconduct" by officials at the university. And by "misconduct" we mean "continuous decades of child rape"
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Thu June 01, 2017
(KFOR Oklahoma City)
 
 
 
If a news chopper is going to record you crashing into a pole during a high speed chase, you might as well cheese it up in your mug shot
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Please excuse these seventeen administration officials from obeying ethics rules. Signed, Epstein's president
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Wed May 31, 2017
(Metro)
 
 
 
"Yeah, I know we haven't sent water through this pipe for 37 years, but hey, what's the worst that could happen?"
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(The Union Leader)
 
 
 
We have hit peak duck lips
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Tue May 30, 2017
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Group in Nebraska seeks Kentuckians related to North Carolina robbery
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(BBC-US)
 
NewsFlash
 
Manuel Noriega takes off his Panama hat
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Sun May 28, 2017
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Part-time elected officials of what is arguably the most corrupt, poorly-managed, and highly-taxed state in the country complain that constituents are hurting their fee-fees
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Sat May 27, 2017
(Clarion-Ledger)
 
 
 
"Doctor offices are dangerous, that's why I carry a gun in my purse" says woman who shot another person after dropping her purse. "See? My point exactly"
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Fri May 26, 2017
(SFGate)
 
 
 
In Japan, officials' only response to ongoing demographic time bomb is to sponsor speed-dating events and fatherhood classes. "It's great that [the government] is worried about it. But these things will not work"
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(Belleville News-Democrat)
 
 
 
Republican Congressman says hiding behind tele-town halls is cowardly and elected officials have a duty to meet with constituents. In 2014. I'm sure he still feels the same way today and you already know what happened
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Thu May 25, 2017
(Concord Monitor)
 
 
 
Cops in New Hampshire are setting up roadblocks to look and see if you've got wood
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Wed May 24, 2017
(WRAL)
 
 
 
Pro-Tip: 'I guess you're here about the opium,' should not be the first words out of your mouth when a sheriff knocks on your door
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Tue May 23, 2017
(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
European intelligence agencies freaking out about the fact that most of the information on the Manchester attacks in the media is being sourced from American officials, and would like them to stop leaking on an active investigation
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Data breach releases names of 16,000 Florida concealed weapon carriers, giving hackers a list of people to back slowly away from and leave the hell alone
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