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Headlines matching 'officials'
Sat February 11, 2012
Source     Fark Headline Comments
(BBC) Interesting Five reporters at a Newcorp owned newspaper arrested over bribing public officials. The Sun will be there once it gets bail money  (bbc.co.uk) (25)


Wed February 08, 2012
(Telegraph) Strange Indonesian train officials have an innovative new way of keeping 'rail surfers' off the roofs of their trains: swat them with brooms drenched in putrid smelly goop  (telegraph.co.uk) (175)


Tue February 07, 2012
(WRCB-TV) Obvious Consumer officials warn about online dating scams. Wait, you mean she isn't a Canadian supermodel who loves World of Warcraft?  (wrcbtv.com) (112)
(Some Guy) Stupid Since it is now technically the pre-season, here is your official 2012 NFL Power Rankings  (cbssports.com) (207)


Fri February 03, 2012
(Some Shoggoth) Followup Group of scientists searching the Antarctic for a lake buried for tens of millions of years suddenly stop responding to colleagues, Miskatonic officials  (globalpost.com) (311)


Wed February 01, 2012
(Mercury News) Scary Tiny amount of radiation 'could have' leaked from nuclear power plant but there's absolutely nothing to worry about, say officials in Japan. Oops, I mean California  (mercurynews.com) (101)


Tue January 31, 2012
(NJ.com) Obvious Lazy New Jerseyans don't like pumping their own gas or using parking meters where you have to walk back to your car to put the receipt in the windshield  (nj.com) (114)
(Des Moines Register) Amusing Recipe for fun: downtown Des Moines Marriott to be shared for a week by just two groups---Chinese government officials and high school wrestlers in town for the state high school wrestling tournament   (blogs.desmoinesregister.com) (49)


Sun January 29, 2012
(AnnArbor.com) Fail And this month's Penn State award for delay in informing the authorities of child sexual exploitation and/or pornography goes to the University of Michigan  (annarbor.com) (231)


Sat January 28, 2012
(nbc miami) Strange 1500 live turtles found in luggage at Indonesian airport. Security officials wary of yet another international shell game  (nbcmiami.com) (13)


Fri January 27, 2012
(Some Guy) Silly Russian officials want to outlaw political protests that use soft toys, plastic penguins, Lego men and South Park figures  (couriermail.com.au) (6)
(USA Today) Scary Ship-bridge collision leaves Kentucky driver with great story for his grandchildren  (usatoday.com) (28)


Thu January 26, 2012
(Boston Herald) Amusing Overpaid public servant accidentally emails reporter instead of publicist looking for advice on concealing her salary  (bostonherald.com) (79)
(National Post) Asinine Son of U.S. Transportation Secretary will not be allowed to leave Egypt, according to Egyptian officials hoping to get Seal Team 6's autographs  (news.nationalpost.com) (44)
(Some Guy) Dumbass In a shocking turn of events, public officials determine that God is a lousy babysitter  (citizensvoice.com) (16)


Wed January 18, 2012
(Some Guy) Strange Not news: Small, furry mammal discovered on NYC subway. News: It's an oppossum, not a rat. Fark: Officials say it's the first time a wild animal has ever been found on the subway  (democratandchronicle.com) (24)


Sun January 08, 2012
(Reuters) Sad Five severed heads found in northern Mexican city, officials say they have no body to connect to the crime  (reuters.com) (74)


Fri January 06, 2012
(LA Times) Dumbass Man discovers just how real the graphics on Microsoft Gun in a Bag Simulator 2012 can be  (latimesblogs.latimes.com) (37)


Thu January 05, 2012
(My Fox DC) Asinine And if elected to office as one of the country's youngest public officials, I pledge to throw a brick through my ex-girlfriend's window and slip out of handcuffs during an alcohol-related arrest  (myfoxdc.com) (63)
(Click Orlando) Florida Trooper applies taser-like force to Drunky McVader  (clickorlando.com) (15)


Sun January 01, 2012
(Daily Mail) Interesting War Horse: Winston Churchill's mission to rescue the war horses and how he made officials bring tens of thousands of them home  (dailymail.co.uk) (58)
(USA Today) Interesting Officials believe the seismic activity in Ohio may have been triggered by man made interference. No, not your mom falling down, but that was my first thought too  (usatoday.com) (76)


Sat December 31, 2011
(CTV) Caturday If your cats eat your hamburger, please don't call 911 to request a replacement. Officials say they suspect alcohol was a factor. Subby thinks it sounds like it's time for the New Year's Eve Caturday thread  (ctv.ca) (1377)


Thu December 29, 2011
(AL.com) Florida After BP donated $30 million to help Florida's tourism industry, officials spent the money on a poker tournament, fleece blankets, sports towels, a "most deserving mom" contest, and a prom for senior citizens  (blog.al.com) (21)
(Chicago Sun-Times) Unlikely Cruise will trace Titanic's route on 100th anniversary. To complete the experience, officials boast that the engineering and safety rules of modern ships mean there's no chance whatsoever of an iceberg puncturing the hull  (suntimes.com) (62)


Wed December 28, 2011
(ESPN) Interesting Georgia officials - I mean, SEC officials - release 2012 football schedule  (espn.go.com) (48)


Mon December 26, 2011
(Daily Kos) Fail After 14 years McDonald's closes all their restaurants in Bolivia. Officials concede that once a country goes empanada it can never go Mac  (dailykos.com) (42)


Tue December 20, 2011
(Some Guy) Dumbass Proving it's actually possible to have an IQ below zero, school officials discipline a student for taking bites from a pizza slice until it was shaped like a gun  (wkrn.com) (270)
(UPI) Strange F104 Starfighter stolen from Dutch museum. Officials suspect thieves may have been after the rudder  (upi.com) (109)


Fri December 16, 2011
(UPI) Florida Don King's turkey truck hijacked. This is an audacious, fallacious, hellacious, and vexatious crime intended to stupify, horrify, and mystify our mortified law enforcement officials and poultrified spectators  (upi.com) (11)
(BusinessWeek) Interesting JetBlue paying $1.03 billion for 86 Pratt & Whitney jet engines. Officials say customers should notice substantially less noise while waiting five hours to get off the tarmac  (businessweek.com) (8)


Thu December 15, 2011
(CBS News) Followup USPS to delay closure of 3700 post offices until May. Officials say it should give today's mail a good chance of getting there  (cbsnews.com) (61)
(Some Guy) Interesting Freedom From Religion Foundation: "If the county can put a Nativity scene on the courthouse lawn, then we can hang a sign saying there are no gods." County officials: "YOINK"  (kltv.com) (475)


Wed December 14, 2011
(Telegraph) Unlikely Tired of corruption, beatings and arrests, villagers chase out government officials and set up local democratic rule. The Arab Spring marches o... huh whut? no way. China?  (telegraph.co.uk) (66)


Mon December 05, 2011
(MSNBC) Amusing US officials are desperately searching for new bad names to call Iran besides "world's fourth largest oil producer"  (msnbc.msn.com) (68)


Wed November 30, 2011
(Washington Post) Obvious "Communism is no longer a system in China. It's just a brand name that officials haven't figured out how to ditch"  (washingtonpost.com) (252)
(MyFox Twin Cities) Asinine I see from your background check your references are a reindeer and an elf  (myfoxtwincities.com) (8)
(USA Today) Amusing AZ government officials credit "a higher power" for sparing a juniper tree from fire so that it could once again be decorated by "elves." No, really  (usatoday.com) (17)


Tue November 29, 2011
(Oregon Live) Amusing Another reason not to eat tofu: spontaneous explosion  (oregonlive.com) (43)
(Washington Post) Asinine VA officials fine with people getting quietly and sadly drunk in bars, but heaven help the owners if they start dancing  (washingtonpost.com) (66)
(Some Guy) Interesting UN officials say mariachi music is a vanishing cultural tradition. Obviously they've never eaten at a Mexican restaurant in any strip mall in Phoenix  (couriermail.com.au) (45)


Tue November 15, 2011
(Marketwatch) Fail Lowe's profits fall 44%. Company officials tell shareholders there's room for improvement  (marketwatch.com) (31)


Sun November 13, 2011
(News.com.au) Unlikely After being strip searched and photographed nude by Australian custom officials, socialite is told all photos and video will be destroyed after one year  (news.com.au) (75)


Sat November 12, 2011
(My Fox Phoenix) Fail Truck overturns and dumps 575 boxes of lettuce across interstate, snarling traffic for 7 hours. Company officials promise heads will roll  (myfoxphoenix.com) (32)


Wed November 09, 2011
(Some Guy) Dumbass Not news: Occupy Denver elects a leader to communicate with police and city officials. News: She's a dog. Fark: An actual four-legged canine dog  (wp.koaa.com) (294)
(The New York Times) Strange The electronic cigarette has been a pretty good tool to help one stop smoking but it has some unlikely critics and it's not Big Tobacco, it's government officials and antismoking groups  (nytimes.com) (304)


Sun November 06, 2011
(STLToday) Stupid Move over Vanderbilt, the SEC is getting a new punching bag  (stltoday.com) (92)


Fri November 04, 2011
(Mother Nature Network) Interesting Russian officials are about to open up the hatch to a windowless cell that's been sealed for 520-days as part of a simulaton to Mars. How much you wanna bet all they find the crew all dead and a slug-like alien crawling around inside?  (mnn.com) (76)


Thu November 03, 2011
(KSTU FOX 13) Scary Fourth rattlesnake found in university building. Administration officials hope to scale back snake enrollment  (fox13now.com) (41)


Tue November 01, 2011
(Popular Science) Followup Chinese officials deny hacking US satellites, tampering with Coca-Cola cans  (popsci.com) (51)


Mon October 31, 2011
(Bloomberg) Fail Analysts say strong yen, parts shortage, driving Honda's profits down. Company officials all in accord  (bloomberg.com) (3)


Fri October 28, 2011
(Baseball Reference) Hero It's official: According to WPA statistic, David Freese is now the greatest postseason hero of all time. OF ALL TIME  (baseball-reference.com) (143)


Wed October 26, 2011
(Wonkette) Strange Just because you're a Birther, Oath Keeper and chaplain convicted of weapons charges while trying to citizen's arrest government officials, doesn't mean you can't also be a fan of dildos and tranny porn  (wonkette.com) (141)


Sat October 22, 2011
(MSNBC) Interesting Fire destroys Arkansas artificial fingernail company. Shattered officials tell customers they will just try to press on  (today.msnbc.msn.com) (9)


Fri October 21, 2011
(Some Guy) Followup It's official. Chicago Cubs hire Theo Epstein. Kotter jokes to the right  (chicago.cbslocal.com) (58)


Mon October 17, 2011
(Some Guy) Obvious Snoop Dogg held by immigration officials for having his mind on his money and his money on his mind  (theboombox.com) (23)

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