Headlines matching 'obama'
Thu May 23, 2013
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How much has Obama overreached? Other news organizations might have to defend Fox News |
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It's looking like Obama may be experiencing a full-fledged Fortnightius Horribilis as yet another Inspector General report is released detailing misconduct in the administration. Bonus: This one puts Fast & Furious back in the spotlight |
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It's been a bad week for Obama to quit smoking weed |
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Obama referring to conservatives by the homosexual(?) term 'tea baggers' was really a secret code ordering the IRS to audit 501(c)4 applications |
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Turns out AP wasn't the only news outlet Obama was tapping, FOX News also was spied on. Come on Obama, you just completed the right-wing conspiracy trifecta in just two weeks, At least make it hard for them |
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Long-time Obama speechwriter, Jon Favreau says that Obama is different, and handles crisis different. Also mentioned that he might still be experiencing PTSD from the New York fight with Loki |
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"It is not hyperbole to say Barack Obama is the worst President in the history of the nation" |
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Does Obamacare not forcing employers to cover spouses matter? Short answer: "Yes" Long answer: "YEEEEEESSSssssss" |
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According to Porter Stansberry, we're all doomed. Again |
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Mitch McConnell defends White House on the AP scandal. In other news, fire and brimstone reported coming down from the sky, rivers and seas are boiling, the dead are rising from the grave, dogs and cats are living together |
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McConnell predicts that Obamacare will dominate mid-terms, as well as, 2012 election, 2016 election, 2020 election, 2080 election, the fall of mankind, the rise of the apes, the first meeting with Vulcans |
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Former Rep. Kucinich is already doing his part to 'balance' the derp on Fox News: Obama "hasn't done anything" on jobs |
Sun May 19, 2013
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GOP: #Obamacareinthreewords, go. WH: It's the Law. #OHSNAP |
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Rand Paul says that President Obama is "drunk on power." As opposed to Congress, which conducts daily business like they are just drunk |
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All right, the IRS scandal's handled, Benghazi's going away, and this AP thing's turning out not so bad. Finally, Obama can rela--"Federal Witness Protection Program loses two suspected terrorists." Aw, fark, here we go again |
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"Paul Krugman is totally wrong and slanderous to say that we support austerity for moral reasons. We support austerity because we have to pay a price for past sins, which is totally different" |
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President Obama has expressed that he desires to "go Bulworth" and speak his mind about things rather than always speak in meaningless platitudes. While its a fun idea, here's why its a bad idea |
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How much money are the Obamas worth? Well, it's somewhere between $1.8 million and $5.8 million. Oh, you'd like him to be more specific? Well, who are you to ask questions of our liege? |
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Even Chris Mathews has lost his stiffy. This really IS bad news for Obama |
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David "Homewrecker" Petraeus strongly objected to the White House version of Benghazi, monogamy |
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You know how Obama took bold action by firing the acting IRS Commissioner? Well, he was planning on quitting anyway, so nyah |
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GOP vows to continue probe into IRS until God himself demands an Obama impeachment |
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Obama's damage control pretty much sucks |
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Obama's damage control is pretty good |
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Gas prices rise on news that Obama desperately needs the American people to be distracted |
Wed May 15, 2013
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House GOP: "We're going to use the debt limit this summer to get what we want out of Obama." Press: "What is it that you want, exactly?" House GOP: "We'll get back to you" |
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Eric Cantor schedules yet another repeal Obamacare vote. Why? Mainly so some GOP house freshmen can say they voted against it too. I'm sure they'll get right on that jobs thing later though |
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Obama to have dinner with Democrats, feast on the souls of children |
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Carl "horse pr0n" Paladino elected to the Buffalo public school board. First thing added to the curricula: how to Photoshop African tribal clothing onto the Obamas |
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"Lew to fix illegible signature" Aren't all signatures supposed to be illegible? -Su|oooo|oooooyyy |
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Virginia gubernatorial candidate Ken Cuccinelli, whose previous political goals have primarily focused on women's body control, the repeal of Obamacare, and ensuring proper daily dosages of Jesus, discovers tax cuts |
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Obama shelves proposed $94b cigarette tax as part of his new strategy, which involves folding like a two-dollar suitcase at the slightest sign of opposition from right, left, center, or elsewhere |
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The new "environmentally friendly" high-octane E15 fuel that Obama is about to mandate for all cars may damage your fuel lines, destroy your engine, void your warranty, and possibly -- who can say for sure? -- kill you dead |
Tue May 07, 2013
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Sun May 05, 2013
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House GOP schedules the 37th vote on repealing Obamacare since taking power in 2010. What is it called again when you do the same thing over and over and expect a different result? |
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Having never apparently read the US Constitution, South Carolina lawmakers declare the implementation of Obamacare a crime |
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The US added 165,000 jobs in April, far outpacing expectations, and the unemployment rate fell to 7.5 percent. Oh, and the February and March numbers were revised up, too. Thanks, Obama |
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"The President is acting like a dictator." "The President is refusing to lead." We get it, people, he's just not that good at his job |
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What Obama's "Permission Structure" means: "I'm gonna fark you farking obstructionist dumbasses so hard, you'll wish Grover farking Norquist had the power to make you close your eyes and think of budget cuts" |
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Boycott of Limbaugh is working: Further layoffs at Clear Channel. Thanks Obama |
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Justice Pot calls President Kettle an Uncle Tom |
Thu May 02, 2013
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Tue April 30, 2013
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Remember when President Obama laid out an ambitious agenda for a second term in his State of the Union address? Yea, well you can just forget all about that now |
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Obamacare will work out so well, one of its main architects stated the following: Law 'beyond comprehension;' After bad start, 'will only get worse'...Fail tag is for all those who 'passed it to see what was in it' |
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"Obama to limit size of retirement accounts" - This, people, is quality trolling |
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Republicans look to send a stern message to Obama over his excessive time machine usage by canceling the "obamaphone" program that he secretly started when Reagan was president |
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Behold, the "Manchin my Toomey" gun deal is close. Very...very close |
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Obama to unleash $3.77 TRILLION budget plan. That's "trillion" with a "t." And a "3," and two "7s," and a "" |
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U.S. Employers have more job openings than at any other time in nearly five years, they are in no hurry to fill them. We're living in a fear-based environment right now, thanks Obama |
Tue April 09, 2013
Mon April 08, 2013
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President Obama apologizes to Kamala Harris, says she is much more than a fine piece of Attorney General |
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John Boehner to Obama: We will not allow you to destroy Social Security, a program my party has cherished and nurtured for generations, just to push through another tax hike on America |
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We're a little more than a month away from Mother's Day, so let's take a moment to be inspired by some notable single mothers: Sandra Bullock, of course, everyone loves her. Halle Berry, Kate Winslet, can't forget them. Oh, and Michelle Obama |
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Don't look now, but RAND PAUL is starting to do the exact same things Obama did three years before his first presidential bid |
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Semi-automatic rifle used by Adam Lanza during Newtown school shooting upgraded to fully automatic weapon by President Obama |
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No prominent Republican - from John McCain to Mitt Romney to John Boehner to Ron Paul - and no prominent conservative, from William Bennett to Sarah Palin to Rudy Giuliani, ever faced or raised the birther issue. And that's bad for some reason |
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When Fidel Castro tells you to knock it off you've officially pissed off everyone in the world |
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At a San Francisco fundraiser, Obama praises California's AG Kamala Harris' toughness and smarts, and also notes she's "the best-looking attorney general in the US". Aides are preparing the pull-out couch in the Oval Office for his return |
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Just so you know, that Moroccan guy who played Satan on "The Bible" was playing Satan long before Obama became Satan. Just sayin'. Satan |
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Arkansas, which is concerned about the rising costs associated with Obamacare, wants to instead use the extra Medicare funding to provide private insurance for qualified residents. Which will cost them even more |
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White House announces that it is lowering expectations for Barack Obama's Israel trip, presumably from "establishing the groundwork for a lasting Middle East peace" to "not handing over Israel to the Friends of Hamas" |
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Come for the ongoing coverage of CPAC 2013, stay for the crazy that is Conservapalooza |
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Recognizing that making Satan a black man was going to draw criticism anyway, the makers of the miniseries The Bible go ahead and make him look just like Obama |
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"Peter King 'still fighting'" He doesn't know who, or for what, but if they miss one payment, he'll RAISE HELL |
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Boehner: "I absolutely trust Obama" Call the Secret Service, it's a TRAP |
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