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266 headlines found matching 'obama'
Mon May 02, 2016
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(Crooks & Liars)
 
 
 
Malia Obama to follow in Ted Cruz' footsteps
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Fri April 29, 2016
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Now that he's no longer running for president anymore, Marco Rubio decides to start doing his day job and lifts his senatorial hold that was blocking confirmation of Obama's ambassador to Mexico
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(Fark)
 
 
 
How do you feel about frilly toothpicks?
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Obama's hypocritical drug policy is his Iran-Contra, which was Reagan's Watergate, which was Nixon's Waterloo, which was Napoleon's Battle of Hastings, which was King Harold's Calvary, which was Jesus' Troy, which was
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Colorado could make or break Obama's desired Ozone protection bill; clearly, the recent legalization of narcotic THC has caused a bigger break in the Ozone layer due to the prevalence of deadly smoke
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(Salon)
 
 
 
An interview with the always hilarious Larry Wilmore, who discusses the danger of Trump, the excitement of Obama, and hosting the White House Correspondents Dinner
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Wed April 27, 2016
(Investors Business Daily)
 
 
 
Ruling expected soon on little-known case that could cause major problems for ObamaCare
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Tue April 26, 2016
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
"107-year-old who danced with president can now fly." Thanks, Obama. UP, UP, AND AWAY
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Kensington Palace aides hid a nameplate on a painting from 1660 with the word 'negro' on it - just moments before William and Kate entertained the Obamas. Because everything should have been PC in the 1600's
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
The 106-year-old woman who danced with the Obamas can't get a photo ID because she doesn't have a birth certificate. "I was birthed by a midwife and the birthday put in a Bible somewhere. I don't know if they even had birth certificates back then"
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Mon April 25, 2016
(CNN)
 
 
 
Well, as long as we don't have any troops in Syria
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Obama to release the 28 pages of the 9/11 report which details how ██ ████ with support from █████ ██████ was able to ██████ ███ █████ ██ ██████ despite ███ ███████ ████
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Sat April 23, 2016
(E! Online)
 
 
 
Who was happiest about Prince George staying up late in order to meet the Obamas? The manufacturer of his bathrobe, since it instantly sold out, which happens to just about every piece of clothing he wears during photo ops
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Fri April 22, 2016
(The Week)
 
 
 
The reason why ObamaCare is sputtering and health insurance companies like UnitedHealth are leaving the health care exchanges is because of an inadequately funded policy. Nothing else
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Obama flies to England to have lunch with Canada's head of state
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
After debating whether or not to ban Donald Trump from entering their nation, Britons find it offensive that Obama dared to have an opinion on their upcoming vote
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
Oath Keepers, the right wing terrorist group whose racist, hate-fueled antics are coveted by Cruz and Trump, promise that if Hillary Clinton is president, there will be a "civil war"
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Wed April 20, 2016
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Supreme Court rules 6-2 to grant $2b in damages from seized Iranian funds to victims of 1983 Marine barracks bombing in Beirut. Decision upholds Obama's executive order. Republicans watching FOX to know how to feel
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Tue April 19, 2016
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
United Healthcare drastically reducing their participation in Obamacare due to customer demand for their services
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Mon April 18, 2016
(Slate)
 
 
 
Upcoming Russian superhero film features a bear with a machine gun. No mention of cavalry
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Sun April 17, 2016
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
President Obama: "Can I get an advance copy of Game of Thrones?" HBO: "Sure thing, sir." Journalists: "LOL FOIA request"
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Sat April 16, 2016
(TaxProf)
 
 
 
Obama is one of us: his 2015 tax return reports his lowest income since 2004
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Thu April 14, 2016
(TASS News Russia)
 
 
 
While everyone was paying attention to Trump's antics, Putin humiliates Obama again
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring OBAMAFRAUD
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(The Weekly Standard)
 
 
 
Feds to shoe company, "Stop criticizing the Trans Pacific Partnership trade deal and we'll give you a sweet government contract". Shoe company, "OK... so where is it?" Feds, "We are altering the deal. Pray we don't alter if further"
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(Las Vegas Review Journal)
 
 
 
Bad Day at the Dildo Corral. Potatriot pleads guilty to threatening to kill Obama, says he'll provide info on other Potatriot crimes
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Wed April 13, 2016
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
First the iPhone, now Castle Black: Obama wants, and will get, advance copies of 'Game of Thrones' ultra-secret season 6
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Tue April 12, 2016
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Iowa Senator and Chairman of the Senate Judiciary Committee Chuck Grassley holds a 70-minute meeting with Obama's Supreme Court Nominee Judge Garland-but only to explain to him why Grassley will never, under any circumstances, give him a hearing
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Not even President Obama has been able to find out if Jon Snow is alive or dead
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Best Korea plagiarizes Abraham Lincoln to criticize the Obama Administration
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Mon April 11, 2016
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Republican logic, last week: We can't confirm Merrick Garland for the Supreme Court because Obama is a lame duck empty suit divider in chief and the American people need a voice. Republican logic, this week: You know, maybe we only need 8 justices
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(Zero Hedge)
 
 
 
Psssst... THERE'S A SECRET MEETING OF THE FEDERAL RESERVE TODAY TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD. Just don't tell anyone, okay?
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Obama: The marginal dictator-in-chief
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Sun April 10, 2016
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
President Obama is interviewed by Chris Wallace on Fox News, and is asked if he feels personally responsible for Donald Trump and Bernie Sanders. Hilarity ensues
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Sudden influx of U.S. tourists causing Cuba to run low on beer. Thanks Obama
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Sat April 09, 2016
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
"If the Senate fails to act ... Obama could conclude that it has waived its right to participate in the process, and he could exercise his appointment power by naming Garland to the Supreme Court"
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Thu April 07, 2016
(Zero Hedge)
 
 
 
Following the Clinton footsteps of the 90's, Obama seeks to lower home loan standards
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Wed April 06, 2016
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Obama is at it again, restricting your God-given constitutional rights to own, possess, and use tigers
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Dept of Labor issues job-killing regulations that will restrict brokers' freedom to recommend "suitable" investments, and will cost them at least $17 billion a year. THANKS OBAMA
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Tue April 05, 2016
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Sorry naysayers, but the 'boogeyman' that is Obamacare has not uprooted employer coverage at all
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Mon April 04, 2016
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Former Defense secretary Robert Gates: President Obama "double-crossed" me on budget cuts to the Pentagon after promising me there wouldn't be any "significant changes"
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(Billings Gazette)
 
 
 
He was honored by Obama, had a school named for him, and earned the title of War Chief in WW II. Joseph Medicine Crow of the Crow Tribe has left this world
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Sat April 02, 2016
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Obama: "You know nothing Don Trump"
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Fri April 01, 2016
(YoungCons)
 
 
 
Just because we have had 73 consecutive months of job growth doesn't mean that Barack Obama should be taking credit for it
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Esteemed physicists finally let it out of the bag that they've been monitoring President Obama's time travel and that it is indeed already a thing
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(Breitbart.com)
 
 
 
Sarah Palin welcomes Todd home from the hospital by flying to Wisconsin to stump for Trump
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(Washington Examiner)
 
 
 
Obama slaps U.S. nuclear stockpile right on the table, tells other world leaders that yes, it's real and it really is THAT big
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
Sorry Mitch McConnell but your SCOTUS nominee blockade is showing more cracks as two more reasonable Republican Senators jump your sinking ship and climb on board the USS Obama
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(AL.com)
 
 
 
A Republican politician is concerned that Obama may allow guns to get into the hands of criminals. This is not an April Fools joke
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Thu March 31, 2016
(Washington Times)
 
 
 
As the FBI prepares to interview Hillary Clinton over her email server, whatever deal she may have worked out with Obama to shield her appears finished
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(Action News Jacksonville)
 
 
 
Man holds up "Death to America" sign on busy roadway in Florida. Hilarity ensues
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Wed March 30, 2016
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
And now we return you to your regularly-scheduled Communist oppression already in progress for the past six decades
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
I'm not saying Obamacare made it worse for veterans to get services with the VA. But something did
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(Washington Times)
 
 
 
Gary Johnson predicts Obama will reclassify marijuana: "Every municipality has to realize that all the planes to Denver every single weekend are filled up, and that they're missing out. I think you can sense a vibrancy in Colorado, and it's there"
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Turns out people Obamacare was meant for ended up getting sick but they also could afford the medical care they needed. Huh, well whaddya know? A government program that worked as intended? What is this sorcery?
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
So, Mr. Obama, you did away with work requirements for food stamps because it "wasn't fair" to require recipients to have jobs when unemployment had risen to 10 percent. Now that it's at 5 percent, we can bring those requirements back, right? Hello?
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(Vox)
 
 
 
After seeing the alternative, Americans are saying, "Thanks, Obama"
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Tue March 29, 2016
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Iowa Congressman: Washington DC needs a recession. DC Bar owner: fark you, I'm going to raise money for your opponent. BONUS: With a $20 all the beer you can drink event
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
Delusional right-wing whackjob Rafael Cruz says that if the Supreme Court gets a Liberal Justice, "we will lose our Second Amendment right to keep and bear arms and lead a dictator like Obama turning guns on America"
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Obama scolds the media for enabling Trump. "The job of a political reporter is more than just handing someone a microphone"
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(Breitbart.com)
 
 
 
Trump: "Hillary only being nice to Obama to avoid FBI indictment"
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Mon March 28, 2016
(Washington Free Beacon)
 
 
 
Fidel Castro thanks Obama via letter for his great visit... a great visit to poop on
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Having stoked anti-Obama fever, and then failing to deliver a cure, what rough beast, its hour come round at last, slouches toward Cleveland to be born?
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Sun March 27, 2016
(Politico)
 
 
 
Ted Cruz has no idea what to do if Obamacare is repealed
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Sat March 26, 2016
(Fark)
 
 
 
Photoshop theme: song lyrics of the '70s
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Fri March 25, 2016
(Reuters)
 
 
 
South Carolina governor Nikki Haley urges Obama to divert weapons-grade plutonium shipment en route from Japan to somewhere else, warns that state could be perceived as dumping ground for toxic materials. It isn't?
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Obama on Cruz: "As far as his notion of surveillance of Muslim neighborhoods, I just left a country that engages in that kind of surveillance, which, by the way, the father of Sen. Cruz escaped for America, the land of the free." * drops mic *
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(Pittsburgh Post-Gazette)
 
 
 
ISIS bravely ran away away, they bravely ran away. When Obama reared his ugly head, they quickly turned tail and fled, Brave brave ISIS quickly ran away
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(Politico)
 
 
 
"Obama's Tango Doctrine" He wanted to do a foxtrot doctrine but he kept going around the same four people and never getting anywhere
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(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
Point: President Obama is part of the establishment. Counterpoint: President Obama is NOT part of the establishment
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(Texas Freedom Network)
 
 
 
Y'all just misunderstood me. When I said Obama was a gay prostitute it was because people on welfare shoot up marijuanas
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Thu March 24, 2016
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
After President Obama's visit, Cubans are beginning to understand what most Americans have known for the past 7 years
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(Washington Free Beacon)
 
 
 
When questioned on his policy toward ISIS, President Obama said he had more important things to worry about
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Obama's trip with Cuba very successful, especially if you call pissing off Republicans a successful goal. Scorrrrrrrrrreee
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Wed March 23, 2016
(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
Michelle Bachmann says maybe God is using terrorist attacks to humiliate Obama
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
ISIS mocks Europe after Belgium attacks: "What color is the Eiffel Tower going to be this time?"
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Obamacare turns six years old today, d'awww. All grown up
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Tue March 22, 2016
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Obama slammed for going to a baseball game in Cuba while Belgium blows up instead of carrying stretchers in Brussels or whatever he's supposed to be doing now
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(Gawker)
 
 
 
The candidates respond to Brussels attacks. Trump: "We should waterboard more." Clinton: "Torture doesn't work." Cruz: "Thanks, Obama." Kasich: "Thoughts and prayers. Hail Hydra"
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(CNN)
 
 
 
In case you, like subby, can't hear the voices of the five remaining candidates without screaming, CNN has kindly written out the highlights of what they said tonight
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Mon March 21, 2016
(Mashable)
 
 
 
While on his visit to Cuba, Troller in Chief President Obama poses for a photo in front of Che Guevara mural. THIS MEANS SOMETHING
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Chip Monk, the search for Seattle's hipster ninja masturbator, and Obama nominates Self for court pick: some of Fark's favorite Headlines of the Week for 3/13 - 3/19
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Sun March 20, 2016
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
There's an old Vulcan proverb: "Only Obama can go to Cuba"
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
"Hello is President Obama there? Yes this is Panfilo, I'm calling about the weather for a baseball game during his trip to Cuba"
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
George Will scolds the GOP for blocking Obama's SCOTUS nominee, asks if they really want to risk a Trump nominee
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Sat March 19, 2016
(Digital Journal)
 
 
 
This year's spring equinox to be earliest in 120 years. Thanks, Obama
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Fri March 18, 2016
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Bernie Sanders says that if he gets elected President this fall he'll ask President Obama to withdraw Garland's nomination so he can nominate someone "more progressive", and that in the equally likely event he sprouts wings, he'll fly to the moon
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Like a parent lecturing recalcitrant, obstinate children refusing to do their required homework, President Obama lectures the Senate that refusing to vote on a judge during his presidency because of fear weakens the public's faith in the judiciary
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Merrick Garland is everything the GOP loves: He's old, set in his ways, white, and leans conservative. So naturally, because a black man nominated him, they're against it
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Thu March 17, 2016
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Obama: I'm in the tank for Hillary, too
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(PBS)
 
 
 
Obama must've made the right Supreme Court pick, as the pissing and moaning is coming at him from right and left alike
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(NPR)
 
 
 
With all of the hyperbole over Obamacare being socialist he should have just gone with single payer in the first place
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Obama nominates Self for court pick
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Wed March 16, 2016
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Garland is the most conservative SCOTUS nominee by a Democrat in the modern era. Thanks, Obama
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Hillary is beating Sanders because she's using the same strategy Obama used to beat her in 2008
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(BBC)
 
NewsFlash
 
Garland nominated as SCOTUS replacement by Obama. Senate Republicans heard laughing and looking for more popcorn
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Will we have the first Hindu on the Supreme Court? Will McConnell snap? This is your live (11:00am EST) SCOTUS nominee thread
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
The danger of bringing a random Donald Trump supporter onto your television program is that you won't know until it's too late that he's a crazed birther who will rant about the eligibility of Cruz, Rubio, and Obama
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(Washington Times)
 
 
 
Obama now: "This campaign rhetoric is too violent." Obama then: "If they bring a knife to a fight, we bring a gun"
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Tue March 15, 2016
(CNN)
 
 
 
Politician turned carnival barker/TV host says that TV host turned Politician/carnival barker was inevitable
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
US lifts trade restrictions banning Cuban cigars, rum. Thanks, Obama
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(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
Washington's worst job is no longer being the piss boy, it's being Obama's next Supreme Court nominee
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Mon March 14, 2016
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
American IS member turns himself in to the Kurds. No word if Obama will still drone his ass anyways
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Fri March 11, 2016
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Ted Cruz is for personal responsibility. Unless he can blame Obama
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(Investors Business Daily)
 
 
 
Latest ObamaCare flop: Kaiser study finds enrollment will top out at less than 15 million, which is almost 10 million below forecast
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Guantanamo, where people were illegally detained, tortured and stripped of all human dignity. Cruz/Rubio:"Why not keep it for (alleged) ISIS fighters?"
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Thu March 10, 2016
(North Jersey)
 
 
 
Barack "It's Never My Fault" Obama once again passes the buck to the Republicans for the responsibility of the crackup of their party
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(Dallas News)
 
 
 
Texas Open Carry advocates will be at SXSW during Obama's visit, parading around with their assault weapons, and their leader promises that "Things will get interesting" which means in non gun-nut speak "Enjoy your Secret Service cavity search"
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Obama's approval rating hits a three-year high of 50 percent as Americans start to realize that he might not be all that bad compared to his successor
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Besties Obama and Trudeau chilling tonight in the first US-Canada State Dinner in 19 years, a time otherwise known as the "Bush-Harper Vortex Of Suck"
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Wed March 09, 2016
(Washington Examiner)
 
 
 
Trump is ruining the GOP's image, which is like saying the Unabomber ruined the image of reclusive, mail bombing terrorists
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Cuba issues statement making it clear that they welcome President Obama to see how to really run a tyrannical dictatorship
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Obama denies he let Wall Street off the hook. Mostly because when it comes to the crimes committed on Wall Street, no one has ever actually been on the hook
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(Paste Magazine)
 
 
 
President Obama to write the foreword for the final collection of Peanuts comic strips. Republican leaders are reportedly furious, were quoted as saying "Wah Wah, Wah Wah Wah Wah Wah Wah"
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(MSN)
 
 
 
For anybody who is really interested, Obama's health has improved since his last physical
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Tue March 08, 2016
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
"Tyrant-Proof the White House". OK? "Before It's Too Late".Yeah,OK,I'm down with that "Bush and Obama ran roughshod over Madisonian checks and balances". Wait a sec." but there's still time to restore them." I don't think P-Trump would allow that
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(National Journal)
 
 
 
"President Obama didn't face any real resistance in Congress to start his presidency... he never needed to work with the opposition beyond window-dressing. That set the stage for the polarization to come" Then it gets dumb
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Since Obama refuses to be derelict in his constitutional duty, Senate Republicans now threatening violence against anyone willing to be nominated to the Supreme Court
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(The Week)
 
 
 
Remember when President Obama said white working-class voters "cling to guns or religion" in a speech back in 2008? That's when he diagnosed Trumpism
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Sun March 06, 2016
(FindLaw)
 
 
 
For anyone who thinks that the next president, whether Hillary or Bernie, can't appoint Obama to the SCOTUS because he hasn't been a judge, I give you the long list of justices who served without prior judiciary appointments
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Fri March 04, 2016
(New York Magazine)
 
 
 
Jindal: Since that stupid poopy head Obama ruined everything by acting like an adult, we were forced to become petulant children in response
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(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
Every US President's favorite drink. While Obama prefers beer and George W. drank diet colas, we could probably assume Trump's would be clown blood and Hillary might drink concentrated lies
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(Texas Freedom Network)
 
 
 
That candidate running for the state board of education in Texas who said Obama was a gay prostitute? She has other things on her mind, including something about undocumented cobras sneaking into the country
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Don't look now, but Obamacare is working - to the tune of 20,000,000 newly insured Americans. GOP leaders: "What if we just rename it Rubiocare and take credit for it?"
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
US government agency claims to have revolutionized battery technology. Thanks Obama
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Thu March 03, 2016
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Obama announces that he's decided to stay in Washington for "a few more years" after his presidential term is supposed to end. But don't worry, citizen, he'll allow elections to resume when he feels you're ready for them
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Wed March 02, 2016
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
McConnell to Obama: Forget that SCOTUS seat. Obama to McConnell: Did you forget your pocket constitution too?
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Tue March 01, 2016
(WAFF Huntsville)
 
 
 
Obama to meet at the White House with GOP Senate leaders who vow to block his SCOTUS nominee. Probably to play a video of the last GOP Presidential Debate and go over the number of contested Republican Senate seats
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Only 15% admit to having benefited from Obamacare. The rest say they benefited from something called the Affordable Healthcare Act...whatever that oxymoron is
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(Five Thirty-Eight)
 
 
 
538 Super Tuesday Super Guide - Democratic Edition
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Mon February 29, 2016
(Fark)
 
 
 
Photoshop theme: an Indiana Jones movie that we wish could be made
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Sun February 28, 2016
(CBS News)
 
 
 
The Trump University class action lawsuit is an Obama conspiracy, and the Hispanic judge hearing it should recuse himself because he's bound to have been offended by the racist things Trump has said
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Fri February 26, 2016
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Donald Trump? Thanks, Obama
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(AutoBlog)
 
 
 
Robots working on the S-Class assembly line are losing their jobs to people. Thanks, Obama
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Thu February 25, 2016
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Obama bans imports of slave produced products. You are reading this on your iPhone
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Gov Sandoval: In the name of GOP obstructionism, I hereby decline Obama's possible nomination of me to SCOTUS
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(CBS Dallas/Ft. Worth)
 
 
 
Today's "it sounds like a repeat but isn't" headline: Six states file lawsuit over Obamacare
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
How the hare will defeat the tortoise in the SCOTUS battle
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(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
President signs bill making internet service tax ban permanent. Thanks, Obama
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Tue February 23, 2016
(NPR)
 
 
 
All you haters whining about "the most transparent administration evar" can suck it, because a new report says that Obama's made "virtually no progress" on his drone program transparency. Would a non-transparent administration let that report out?
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
McCain: "Once again Obama is dictating to us, instead of working with us on Gitmo" (reads report) "Once again Obama is showing lack of leadership by not dictating every detail on how he wants Gitmo closed"
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Obama finalizes plans to close Gitmo, force Republicans to gay marry terrorists to integrate them into society
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
The GOP in the Senate are facing a real nightmare; on the one side, they've got the prospect of a Trump nomination, and on the other they've got backlash from trying to block a legal SCOTUS nominee from Obama
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(Info Wars)
 
 
 
President Obama jokes about Scalia's death. What's his Fark login anyway?
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Your dog's sense of smell can detect if you suffer from cancer, narcolepsy, migraines, low blood sugar, seizures, or fear and stress. Your dog wants to see your HMO card and don't get him started on Obamacare
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Guardian correspondent was granted a tour of Gitmo prison. A peek inside the library shows about 35K items available, from Harry Potter novels to men's health & fitness magazines, to a scratched-out copy of Barack Obama's The Audacity of Hope
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Sat February 20, 2016
(Fark)
 
 
 
Photoshop theme: An improvement to a current tourist attraction
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Fri February 19, 2016
(Gawker)
 
 
 
Turns out Obama's move for our guns was a ruse all along. He actually wants to take away our hoverboards
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
All right, stick with me on this one for a minute: Ted Cruz's Armageddon-loving pastor, Rick Wiles, decides to use numerology to "prove" President Obama sacrificed Scalia in pagan ritual
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Fox News poll shows a majority of their viewers want Obama and the Senate to fill the vacant Supreme Court seat immediately, haven't had their daily drink of Kool-Aid yet today
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Thu February 18, 2016
(Washington Examiner)
 
 
 
So, stop me if you've heard this one, President Obama, Morgan Freeman, and Tom Hanks walk into a restaurant
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
It's twue, it's twue. The Pwesident is going to Havana
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Wed February 17, 2016
(DeadState)
 
 
 
Continuing his IDGAF Lame Duck tour, Obama cuts all federal funds to abstinence-only sex ed programs
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Former U.S. senator changes his position regarding the judicial confirmation process
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Here's a look at just what President Obama wants in a SCOTUS nominee
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Showing how classy and above the fray he is, President Obama will skip Supreme Court Justice Antonin Scalia's funeral
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Obama to GOP: Seriously, do you guys even constitution?
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(Crooks & Liars)
 
 
 
Sure President Obama can pick Loretta Lynch as Justice Scalia's replacement...if he wants an all-out war with the Republicans
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Warren Buffet's Berkshire Hathaway buys big stake in pipeline company Kinder Morgan, which can only mean that Pres. Obama is about to have a change of heart on Keystone XL
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(Fortune)
 
 
 
The appointment of Scalia's replacement is an exercise in game theory, with Obama playing five-dimensional chess and the Republicans playing "Smell My Finger"
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Tue February 16, 2016
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Obama should make his next Supreme Court appointment someone who can end partisanship and meanness in DC. He should nominate Ted Cruz. Wait, what?
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(The Onion)
 
 
 
Obama compiles shortlist of gay, transsexual abortion doctors to replace Scalia
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Mon February 15, 2016
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
New Jersey congressional delegation asks President Obama to support new request for disaster relief. Obama asks if "disaster" means the January snow storm or the Chris Christie presidential campaign
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(ABC7 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Obama moves to protect 1.8 million acres of southern California desert. Which in the middle of the current drought is known as the greater Los Angeles area
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Jeb gives up the charade: 'Scalia's seat should stay open because Obama nominates the wrong kind of judges'
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
What do the following things have in common: time travel paintings, a wake-up call from US President Barack Obama, owl vomit and flame retardant suit of armor?
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Obama, in the bedroom, with a pillow
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Another liberal disagrees with the claim that Obama is required to replace Scalia with someone as conservative as him: Scalia himself
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(Addicting Info)
 
 
 
According to CNN's Dana Bash: Obama being 3/4 of a president is "technically" better than him being 3/5 of a person
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Sun February 14, 2016
(NewsMax)
 
 
 
Democratic Senator slams Obama's budget proposal that will never even get a sub-committee hearing in the Republican-led Senate. We're not only through the looking glass, we've broken the mirror into a million pieces
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(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
Obama re: Scalia's replacement - "Yo, Senate, do your damned job"
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Sat February 13, 2016
(Portland Mercury)
 
 
 
Here they are, your Bundy Militia themed Valentine's Day cards. "'Ammon' love with you, Valentine"
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Fri February 12, 2016
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Bernie Sanders to Hillary: 'One of us ran against Barack Obama; I was not that candidate'. Judges: 9.7, 9.9, 9.6
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Wed February 10, 2016
(Gawker)
 
 
 
Madeline Albright: "There's a special place in Hell for women who don't help each other." New Hampshire women: "Then, we'll see you in Hell"
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(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Obama asks Congress for a new icebreaker. You'd think 'Hey, baby, I'm the President of the USA' would be good enough
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(Investors Business Daily)
 
 
 
70% Of Obama's Budget Is Writing Checks To Individuals
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
No more tax-payer funded super stadiums? Thanks Obama
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Tue February 09, 2016
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
What's the big takeaway from the 2016 presidential race? Everybody misses Obama
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
FBI can't access terrorists phone; thanks Obama
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
When United Health Group announced it was pulling out of the Obamacare health exchanges because of massive losses, many Obamacare critics saw it as proof the law was unworkable. Turns out, it was actually proof that UHG execs are incompetent
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Apparently repeating talking points excessively and chronic thirst aren't Marco Rubio's only weaknesses. It is also common knowledge among his friends, allies, and advisers that he has a penchant for cracking under the slightest pressure
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Five things you should know about President Obama's budget beyond the fact that it will bankrupt America, destroy us all, end all employment, disarm our military, and surrender all our remaining holdings to China
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(AP)
 
 
 
Sanders beats Clinton in NH
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(CNN)
 
 
 
According to a UMass Economist, under Sanders, income and jobs would soar and unlike Obama, Sanders will deliver ponies
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Mon February 08, 2016
(Hot Air)
 
 
 
Jeb Bush goes full RINO, says if elected president he'll eliminate the Citizens United decision, and also won't blame Obama for anything
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(TFN Insider)
 
 
 
Texas state school board candidate: "Obama has a soft spot for homosexuals because of the years he spent as a male prostitute in his twenties. That is how he paid for his drugs"
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Obama asks the country to not panic about his latest plan to destroy America
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(Quartz)
 
 
 
Obama complains Wi-Fi at the White House sucks: "This is an old building so there's a lot of dead spots where the Wi-Fi doesn't work. Actually it's an issue"
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Thu February 04, 2016
(Salon)
 
 
 
Rubio: You can be Muslim or American but not both. And what's the deal with Obama's divisiveness?
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(CNN)
 
 
 
America hits highest level of oil supplies in 80 years and is running short on places to store it. Thanks Obama
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
The Paul Ryan honeymoon is officially over. the House Freedom Caucus -- which ousted Boehner -- wants Ryan to blow up the Boehner-Obama budget deal
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Tue February 02, 2016
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
In an effort to make Ted Cruz appear sane and well balanced, Michele Bachmann (R-eally Tired) goes into conspiracy theory overdrive, with President Obama starring as the Antichrist. Again
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Mon February 01, 2016
(Daily Kos)
 
 
 
Obama 2008: Yes We Can. Clinton 2016: No We Can't
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Golden State Warriors plan trip to the White House, are expected to hold the Obama administration to 61 overall points on their way to another blowout
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
So remember when Sarah Palin blamed Obama for her son getting PTSD and getting arrested for domestic violence? No you don't
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Sat January 30, 2016
(Baltimore Sun)
 
 
 
After eight years of patiently biding his time, Obama finally lets the other shoe drop
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Fri January 29, 2016
(NPR)
 
 
 
Five years ago, Texas declared war on Planned Parenthood. As a result, 82 family planning clinics have closed in the state -- only 1/3 of which belong to Planned Parenthood. Result? A healthcare crisis in the state. Quick, to the Obama Blame Cave
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Tue January 26, 2016
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Sensing that he probably won't get Obama's endorsement anyhow, Bernie starts throwing roadblocks in front of the president's nominee to lead the FDA
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Mon January 25, 2016
(Addicting Info)
 
 
 
Turns out Track Palin has Pseudo Traumatic Stress Disorder, but the good news is he has a shot at getting a gig as a spokesman for a non-profit organization that supports abstaining from domestic violence
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
The Supreme Court is ready to answer the question of whether Obama is a tyrannical tyrant tyrannizing tyrannically, or merely the most incompetent empty suit president America has ever had
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Obama: Bernie Sanders is not the second coming of Barack Obama
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Pew Research says Barack Obama is almost as popular as Ronald Reagan, but a slightly better actor
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Sun January 24, 2016
(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
More than 90% of Americans have health insurance because of Health Care Reform. Thanks, Obama
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Sat January 23, 2016
(WTOP)
 
 
 
Obama plans to use the Pentagon to overhaul the government's security clearance system. Meanwhile, Microsoft hustles over to the Navy IT section with another patch to Windows XP. True fact
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Fri January 22, 2016
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
You might want to sit down for this one, this is going to be a shocker: Ted Cruz' story that Obamacare took his family's insurance doesn't seem to match up with any actual facts about health insurance under the ACA
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Chris Christie plans to stay on the campaign trail in Iowa as a massive blizzard bears down on New Jersey because the last time he stayed in NJ to deal with a disaster, he ended up hugging Obama and nearly destroying his political career
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(Vice)
 
 
 
The US is ceding control of the internet for the first time. Thanks Obama
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Thu January 21, 2016
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Obama really did seize a record number of guns last year
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Obamacare has impacted United Healthcare so badly, it saw revenue increase by 30% in the last quarter alone
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
The "Obama Gun Rush" is so bad, the FBI is considering stopping the appeals process for denials in order to keep the system running
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
"Sarah Palin's insane speech at Donald Trump's Iowa rally was like a bag of Scrabble tiles come to life"
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(Investors Business Daily)
 
 
 
Obama's 'Fast and Furious' scandal rises from the grave
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
Glenn Beck compares Donald Trump to President Obama, says both men are "Dangerous psychopaths"
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Wed January 20, 2016
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Further proof of President Obama running out of farks to give, vetoes bill that would have gutted Clean Water Act. Pay attention, Rick Snyder
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Sarah Palin takes high road, says Track was responsible for his domestic abuse arrest. Of COURSE you know subby is just kidding; she found a way to blame it on Obama
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(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Ted Nugent wants "chimpass punk" Obama to be "tried for treason and hung"
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(CBS8 San Diego)
 
 
 
Now you can get arrested for watching Fox News drunk. Thanks, Obama
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Tue January 19, 2016
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Damn, even Obama wasn't beating Hillary this badly in New Hampshire
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(Gawker)
 
 
 
Jeb Bush compares Obama's daughter to a Nobel Prize winner and of course people are outraged
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Headline: "UnitedHealth expects to lose nearly $1 billion on Obamacare." Last paragraph of article: "it still had a profitable year...The insurer earned $5.8 billion in 2015, up from $5.6 billion a year earlier"
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Rather than issue a formal ruling, the Supreme Court just has Chief Justice Roberts roll his eyes and make a wanking motion with his gavel as they refuse to hear yet another challenge to the Constitutionality of Obamacare
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Man forced to admit his yard sign calling Obama attractive and successful might be slightly, maybe, possibly racist
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Rubio fumbles around about the Flint water situation, says something about Obama and Democrats being responsible because "big government". Pretends not to know who Rick Snyder is
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Stop trying to make single-payer happen. It's not going to happen, and we should be thankful that we were able to get Obamacare passed at all
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Mon January 18, 2016
(Addicting Info)
 
 
 
President Obama shows interviewer the things he carries in his pockets daily, including a rosary from Pope Francis and a Buddha figurine and Hindu statue given to him by supporters. Conservatives: OMG Muslim president worships Buddha and monkey gods
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(Examiner)
 
 
 
Sanders wins Democratic presidential debate by forcing Clinton to over-defend Obamacare and Obama's policies. Smart move, Bern
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(Fox2 Detroit)
 
 
 
Gas is under $1/gal at a Michigan gas station. Thanks, Obama
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Sun January 17, 2016
(Boston Herald)
 
 
 
Obama proposes revamped unemployment insurance program that will surely be embraced by business, Congress, and the abyss
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Sat January 16, 2016
(Fortune)
 
 
 
Obama deserved no credit for the 165% gain in the stock market since he took office, but you better believe it's his fault the S&P 500 has dropped 11% recently
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Fri January 15, 2016
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Jack Lew asks Congress to pass legislation to help Puerto Rico, GOP responds by entering bills to authorize use of force, limit immigration from Puerto Rico, and defund Obamacare
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
NRA president Wayne LaPierre (*snicker*) challenges President Barack Obama to a duel
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
GOP candidates: "Obama is going to take all your guns. And then Hillary is also going to take all your guns"
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(Fox Business)
 
 
 
Rick Santorum: Well I'll just google my name here...San-tor-um *presses enter* O_O Oh dear Christ. Is nothing sacred anymore? How could I let it come to this? This is a crime against nature and common decency. How did I end up in a Fox News Debate??
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Thu January 14, 2016
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Since Obama's SOTU speech, Conservatives are against curing cancer
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
Republican Tea Partier says that President Obama is " using the Christian tradition and trying to bring about compassion by bonking Republicans over the head with the Bible"
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
President Obama's final State of the Union set a new ratings record. Unfortunately, that record was as abysmal as Congress's recent support
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Wed January 13, 2016
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Five times President Obama was talking about baseball during the State of the Union Address. Did you miss the part about Bryce Harper's walk-rate?
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(Slate)
 
 
 
A list of all the people Obama insulted without naming in his speech last night
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Another week, and what have you done? Three more words written and ideas far flung. Will you regale us with tales of the past? The present? The future? All things must pass. THIS is your Fark Writer's thread "Leaving on a jet plane" edition
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(Alaska Dispatch News)
 
 
 
"Obama will try to convince the American people and the Congress that everything that he's done is really a great milkshake - a banana split. And we all know it's not a milkshake, it's weak tea, and it's probably spoiled cheese" - Alaskan lawmaker
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Tue January 12, 2016
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Chelsea Clinton, in a totally not disingenuous statement, claims Bernie Sanders wants to dismantle Obamacare
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(CNN)
 
 
 
It's Obama's final State of the Union, and he's going out on top, undoing the sins of the Bush administration. Will he endorse Hillary? Will Haley's response be idiotic? State of the Union Discussion thread, 9 PM ET
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Obama offered to help Joe Biden's family financially when son quit work due to illness. History's greatest monster
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Oil drops to under $30 per barrel. THANKS, OBAMA
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Televangelist Jim Bakker blames the "Spirit of ISIS" for the extreme weather the US is experiencing, his low gas mileage, and that time he stubbed his toe yesterday morning
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Sun January 10, 2016
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Mitch McConnell's so mad Obama won't declare war on ISIS, he won't approve any request Obama sends to him for authorization to declare war on ISIS
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
After seven contentious years in office, Obama and the GOP can finally agree on something: Sean Penn is a massive douche
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Sat January 09, 2016
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Fox News Poll: Obama? Worst President this century, or worst president ever?
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Fri January 08, 2016
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Not News: Man arrested for threatening Obama. News: Bo Obama, the Portuguese water dog
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Obama will leave one empty seat at the State of the Union for victims of gun violence, Clint Eastwood
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
In this corner, is Barack Obama. In the other corner is the NRA. Here is another one of their many battles with Obama saying the NRA has a conspiracy theory against him. DING DING
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(Investors Business Daily)
 
 
 
Obama: The only mistake I've made as president is poor salesmanship
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
The NRA lobbyist who was invited to and spurned President Obama's Town Hall says he assumed all they would talk about was basketball
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Obama to limit his gun grab to only five firearms
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Thu January 07, 2016
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Good news: 2015 was only the SECOND hottest year on record. The hottest was 2012. Thanks, second term Obama
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Obama's gun grab claims its first victim
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
House passes Obamacare repeal, sending message to the president. We have a bit of that message now: "WooooOOOOOO pffffffffffffft *slurp slurp* Awoooooooooooooooga zzzzznaaahoowpp *Boehner crying montage*"
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(Politico)
 
 
 
What happened when Barack Obama's idealistic rhetoric collided with the cold realities of war and dictatorship in the Middle East? We caved
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(CBS4Denver - KCNC)
 
 
 
Greyhound driver leaves bus full of passengers to freeze while he naps in a La Quinta room. Greyhound management says, "Passengers could have waited all night in McDonald's. Thanks, Obama"
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Wed January 06, 2016
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
"Obama put a raw onion in his podium so he could cry fake tears for kids killed by guns," says Fox News Obama Tear Truther
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Tue January 05, 2016
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
President Obama may visit Cuba in his final year in office, maybe bring some cigars back for Bill Clinton
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(Gawker)
 
 
 
Obama pulls a Boehner on national television
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Who will be the first to overreact to Obama's Executive Orders guaranteeing the safety of America? Will gun shows fail to sell tickets? Will Congress support his decision? Find out at 9:40 AM
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(Metro)
 
 
 
The world is going to end on Valentine's Day, three times: Nuclear holocaust (thanks Obama), a giant asteroid, and a black hole from the Large Hadron Collider
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Mon January 04, 2016
(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
Prison inmate filed 2014 lawsuit alleging that Obama was selling Muslim oils in a wig and mustache, and forced the plaintiff to have oral sex with Obama's dogs, and something about Cliven Bundy. But then it gets weird
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Sun January 03, 2016
(WAFF Huntsville)
 
 
 
With a new year and a new speaker, Congress decides to turn a new leaf and govern. Just kidding, first vote of the year is another freaking Obamacare repeal
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