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Source	Fark Headline		Comments
		McCain adds Syria to list of countries he says Obama hasn't invaded fast enough  (latimes.com)	(168)
		Obama is a big meanie, just like his mom. Also like George W. Bush, John Lovitz, and all the cool kids  (thedailybeast.com)	(92)
		Romney: "Obama is 'naive' for saying exactly when we're leaving Afghanistan." Leon Panetta: "Uhm, 50 NATO nations, President Obama and President Bush all agree that you're an idiot"  (huffingtonpost.com)	(160)

		Joe Arpaio's "posse": "Hawaii duped Arizona into putting Obama on the ballot and convincing them he was really born there." Because clearly duping Arizona is difficult  (wnd.com)	(309)
		Interesting state-by-state breakdown of the road to 270 electoral votes  (wrcbtv.com)	(96)
		HAAA HAHAHAHAHAHA AH, Oh, GAWD, let me catch my breath...BWAHAHAHAHAHA   (politicalticker.blogs.cnn.com)	(89)
		Barack Obama is facing his Jimmy Carter moment  (telegraph.co.uk)	(202)

		While we're railing against Bain Capital and their private equity deals, why not have a discussion on Obama's public equity deals?  (washingtonpost.com)	(173)
		So, it hasn't been the best three weeks for Obama  (politico.com)	(116)
(bend bulletin)		President Obama tells graduating cadets that the military will withstand budget cuts. Promises to keep it down to just one war at a time  (bendbulletin.com)	(132)

		Romney is against Obama's China policy, whatever that may be  (google.com)	(99)
		Rep. Peter King (R-NY) is concerned upcoming film about the death of bin Laden will be too pro-Obama and not give proper credit to Bush's tax cuts and Sarah Palin's bear rug  (breitbart.com)	(197)
		Presidential candidate Romney afraid to be linked with policies of a moderate Republican, Governor Mitt Romney  (politico.com)	(29)
		Romney campaign outlines his plan for "Day 1". 10am: Watch politely as Obama is sworn in for second term. Noon: Order early bird special at Denny's. 3pm: Watch the Ellen Show  (wrcbtv.com)	(54)
		Latest polls show Obama leading in three states that are must-win for Romney, including double digit leads among women in each state. Romney campaign immediately files for injunction against mathematics, women's right to vote  (firstread.msnbc.msn.com)	(151)
		Gay marriage gets a Colin cleansing  (politico.com)	(108)
		Lawyers for 9/11 defendants argue that a fair, impartial trial is impossible after Bush and Obama spent the last 11 years calling them "terrorists" in the national media. This is what happens when you let terrorists have lawyers  (google.com)	(87)

		CNN: Obama only lost Arkansas and Kentucky because they aren't and never have been Democrat strongholds even though nearly every election since 1900 they went Democrat including 1996 and Obama beat Hillary there in 2008  (newsbusters.org)	(120)
		Undoubtedly the coolest picture of a 5 year old boy patting President Obama on the head that you will see all day  (nytimes.com)	(69)
		Remember how many people said during the GOP primary "All Obama is going to have to do to create campaign commercials is run the tape of Romney's GOP rivals attacking him on the campaign trail"?  (news.yahoo.com)	(577)
		'Obama Not American' congressman's operating system crashes, repeats 'I misspoke and I apologize' like 20 times in a row  (wonkette.com)	(74)
		Romney: My record at Bain Capital shows I can manage the economy. Obama: Okay, let's look closely at that record. Romney: Why is Obama trying to distract from the REAL issues of the election by talking about Bain Capital?  (news.yahoo.com)	(76)
		Why does SNL refuse to make jokes about the fact that Obama was born in Kenya?  (breitbart.com)	(58)
		Birtherism won't die, and the bizarre movement continues to attract the insane fringe of the GOP   (tpmmuckraker.talkingpointsmemo.com)	(89)
		4 Years and a Bucket of Hope: The change that never came  (news.yahoo.com)	(49)
		Hawaii provides Arizona with President Obama's birth records to finally put to rest the question of his citizenship. No wait, this is Arizona.. scratch that  (news.yahoo.com)	(109)
		Yesterday: Colin Powell has declined to endorse Barack Obama. Today: "Come on Mitt, think"   (livewire.talkingpointsmemo.com)	(26)
		"Why would a president who gave America vast unemployment, soaring inflation, a moribund economy, record deficits, and a manically ill-conceived energy policy be coasting toward re-election?"  (reason.com)	(163)
(Investor's Business Daily)		Why is Obama spending $20 million to promote ObamaCare, when it was supposed to get more popular once it passed?  (news.investors.com)	(103)
		The power of the "bully pulpit" - Opposition to same-sex marriage fell to a record low after President Obama's announced support. Fabulous  (upi.com)	(280)
		GOP National Convention cuts ties with PAC that planned on using Obama's relationship with former minister Jeramiah Wright as a campaign issue  (dailycaller.com)	(34)
		Realizing that maybe the economy isn't his strong point, Romney shifts focus to education. You know, that part of the federal government over half his party wants to get rid of  (wrcbtv.com)	(40)
(Tea Party Tribune)		The fact that, un-vetted, "Barak Hussein Obama" was just elected the President of the United States of America and that we landed a man on the moon, sent spacecraft to the outer regions of space, etc., makes this strategy possible  (teapartytribune.com)	(97)
		If I'm reading this article correctly, and I believe that I am, the Obama campaign is doing some sort of weird experimenting with advertisements that use something called "empire-ism." Hm. Guess the man is a dictator  (slate.com)	(50)
		"Uncommitted" beat President Obama in 67 of Kentucky's 120 counties. This is good for everybody, except President Obama  (theatlanticwire.com)	(221)
		Barack Obama's SAT scores may have been lower than George W. Bush's. Maybe. Possibly. Perhaps. Almost definitely could have been  (breitbart.com)	(209)
(Glossy News)		Glossy News notes how FARK and others picked up the never ending story about one man's fight against the internet (1st paragraph)  (glossynews.com)	(1)
		Arizona Secretary of State Ken Bennett: "Was that wrong? Should I not have done that? I tell you, I gotta plead ignorance on this thing"   (tpmmuckraker.talkingpointsmemo.com)	(113)

(Some Guy)		Americans elected Obama as president but they did not know that in reality they were giving the keys of our country to America's worst enemy  (rightsidenews.info)	(100)
(Some Guy)		There's some Andrew Breitbart, and some Glenn Beck, and even some Alex Jones and Art Bell -- it's the exclusive interview with colossal douchebag George Tierney of Greenville, SC  (glossynews.com)	(183)
		Former Secretary of State Colin Powell on renewing his endorsement he gave Barack Obama four years ago: Yeah, about that "transformational figure" thingy  (abcnews.go.com)	(97)
		Europe puts a helmet on their little soldiers  (news.yahoo.com)	(26)
		Not to be outdone by Prof. Warren, Bill Aye- I mean, Barack Obama, also claims to be Native American  (breitbart.com)	(156)
		The main thrust of the GOP campaign against Obama is that Romney has better ideas on how to fix the economy. So, let's check the polls and see how that is working out..oh, dear. Um...okay, so what's Plan B?  (washingtonpost.com)	(162)
		You know that kooky, fringy, birther-curious Secretary of State from AZ that is trying to block Obama from the ballot? Yeah, he's one of Romney's campaign co-chairs  (talkingpointsmemo.com)	(195)

		WaPo has decided that something a small group of Mormons did back over 150 years ago is relevant to Romney today. So when are they bringing up Obama's Grandpa Jefferson Davis  (weeklystandard.com)	(234)
		Conservative donors are conservative when it comes to backing Romney  (cnbc.com)	(69)
(Some athiest)		Having successfully forced birth control on Catholics, Obama turns to forcing smoke detectors on the Amish. Republicans cry "religious freedom" and hold Congressional hearings in 3...2  (patheos.com)	(152)
		Even Mitt Romney's mighty super PAC has fallen on hard economic times. Well, relatively speaking  (politico.com)	(15)
		Hey Obama, stop being so condescending to women  (nytimes.com)	(238)
		Penn Jillette rips Obama over his drug policies: "He's chortling with Jimmy Fallon about lower class people" (includes profanity)  (youtube.com)	(240)

Not news: Obama and Romney locked in close race, Romney ahead by only one point. Fark: In Tennessee  (tennessean.com)

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		Obama is the first to go negative in the presidential election, says Romney top strategist who has apparently not listened to a single Romney speech this election season  (news.bostonherald.com)	(99)
		Amendment to a defense authorization bill seeks to overturn a longstanding ban on the US government using propaganda on its own people. In sports, President Obama has won Wimbledon for a 6th time  (buzzfeed.com)	(120)
		Arizona Senate candidate: Special Forces medic, wounded in Vietnam? Check. Heroic former sheriff? Check. Rappelled from helicopter to save snowbound crash victims? Check. Democrat? Ooh, so close  (thedailybeast.com)	(95)

(Twitchy)		Joe Rogan isn't saying he's a birther, it's just that he's "starting to believe that Obama wasn't born in America"  (twitchy.com)	(180)
		Obamunists, Paulterians, Mittenfreaks, and maybe even Johnsoners can all agree on something: arresting a WWII veteran for "electioneering" from wearing an Obama t-shirt in a room next to a poll is pretty farked up  (wfaa.com)	(154)
		Arizona Sec of State to Hawaii "Can you prove Obama was really born in your state?" Hawaii "Can you prove you are really Secretary of State?"   (tpmmuckraker.talkingpointsmemo.com)	(492)
(Crain's)		Not news: Chicago Cubs owner seeking $100 million in tax breaks. Fark: Apparently so he can spend more of his own money on a PAC attacking Obama. Dumbass: Apparently he's also forgotten what Chicago's mayor's previous job was  (chicagobusiness.com)	(55)
		"How could [Obama] have been in his church for 20 years and not assimilated some of the things that he was talking about?"  (politico.com)	(229)
		Problem: Obama's love letters show that he was a good enough writer to blunt the accusations that he didn't write his own books. Solution: Accuse him of having a ghost writer for his love letters  (slate.com)	(80)
		GOP Ministry of Truth hard at work helping Romney's primary rivals unsay their harsh criticisms of the candidate; apparently unaware of this thing called "The Internet" where people can go and look these things up  (google.com)	(55)
		It's your official Let's Pity Chicagoans Affected by the NATO summit discussion thread  (chicagotribune.com)	(68)
(Some Guy)		When Republicans say Barack Obama was born in Kenya, they are called racists. When the AP reported Barack Obama as Kenyan-born in 2004, that's how you sell a story. Kind of like the political version of A Million Little Pieces  (infowars.com)	(314)
		US district court judge rules against Obama administration's law that allows the suspension of civil rights and indefinite detention of citizens suspected of terrorism, because that was only okay when Bush was in office  (wnd.com)	(67)
		Support for President Obama amongst the U.S. prison population expected to rise, as the administration ordered federal, state and local officials to adopt zero tolerance for prison rape  (news.yahoo.com)	(118)

		Andrew Breitbart was never a "Birther" but Barack Hussein Obama's first literary agency, Acton & Dystel was  (breitbart.com)	(565)
		Is Obama an American? Colorado congressman says "not in his heart"  (thedenverchannel.com)	(144)
		Romney calls attack ad about a steel mill that Bain Capital closed down "really off target" because they hadn't finished looting the mill until after he left "so that's hardly something that should be on my watch"  (abcnews.go.com)	(186)
		Will Smith's kung fu son gets right to the point and asks President Obama about the space aliens  (popwatch.ew.com)	(83)
		GOP plan "calls for hiring an 'extremely literate conservative African-American' to accuse Obama of lying in presenting himself as a 'metrosexual, black Abe Lincoln.'" No, seriously  (nytimes.com)	(191)
		Obama expects a "serious bipartisan approach" to tackling the budget and growing federal deficit this year. Oh wait, he's serious, let me laugh even harder  (upi.com)	(41)
		Did you know? President Zaphod Beeblebrox once said, "If there's anything more important than my ego around, I want it caught and shot now." Today, the Obama administration carries on that philosophy in a more tech-savvy way  (newsbusters.org)	(67)

		Just when you thought all the polling data was swinging Romney's way, here's a poll that favors Obama. A Fox News poll  (livewire.talkingpointsmemo.com)	(121)
		Obama: One state down, 49 to go  (azcentral.com)	(110)
		Did John Boehner have anything positive to say from his recent meeting with Barack Obama? "The Speaker was very pleased with the sandwiches served"   (livewire.talkingpointsmemo.com)	(141)
		Okay, now this is getting ridiculous. Apparently Obama is America's first "Amish President" as well because he won't let his daughters use Facebook or cell phones  (abcnews.go.com)	(137)
		Obama's failed energy policy at work: The US is currently the world's fastest growing oil and natural gas producer. "The new Middle East" according to Citigroup analysts  (usatoday.com)	(262)
		Hey, remember those first steps President Obama took beside Neil Armstrong on the moon? And when he guest-lectured with Albert Einstein? Oh man, good times, good times  (content.usatoday.com)	(82)
		Mitt Romney awkwardly avoids referring to George W. Bush by name, presumably because his name has been removed from his programming   (politicalticker.blogs.cnn.com)	(40)
		Old and busted: Obama was born in Kenya. New hotness: Obama's grandfather was a CIA agent who convinced Barack Obama Sr. to marry his daughter to hide the fact that she was impregnated by a 55-year-old communist named Frank Marshall Davis   (tpmmuckraker.talkingpointsmemo.com)	(77)
		"Bobby" Jindal attacks Obama saying he has "Never ran a state, never ran a business, never ran a lemonade stand." which is true, unless you count his experience running The UNITED STATES for the last 4 years  (abcnews.go.com)	(217)

(McClatchy)		Quietly, the Republican Party embraces gays, adjusts stance  (mcclatchydc.com)	(271)
		POTUS moistens up the ladies of The View by saying "It's always tight when you're Barack Obama." Hey Barbara Walters... how you doin'?  (iheartchaos.com)	(73)
		Will Smith finally confirms that he is not a Scientologist  (news.yahoo.com)	(56)
		President Obama: Economy, not gay marriage, will decide the vote. You Sir, are out of here  (hosted.ap.org)	(193)
		Just when you thought President Obama couldn't get any gayer  (gawker.com)	(118)
		"Obama's gay marriage stance could hurt him" say news outlets that have exhausted their quota for the words "may" and "might"  (abcnews.go.com)	(70)
		The Obama Administration is threatening states who voted against him by using their water supply against them, claims someone who just watched Dr. Strangelove and thought it was a documentary  (wnd.com)	(34)
		Mitt Romney's old job is turning into the Bain of his existence  (politico.com)	(170)
(Some Guy)		Here are 79 examples of Barack Obama's corruption, lying, lawbreaking, and cronyism   (danfromsquirrelhill.wordpress.com)	(260)
		Barack Obama, the first female president  (washingtonpost.com)	(40)

		You have chosen to be on the wrong side of history and I do not support your run for president any longer   (politicalticker.blogs.cnn.com)	(230)
		Newsweek: Obama is our first gay president. Salon: Not so fast there  (salon.com)	(198)
		President Obama didn't feel like doing the Moonwalk today. HEE HEE  (politicker.com)	(70)
		Obama releases 2-minute ad on Romney's time at Bain Capital: "They were like a vampire; they came in and sucked the life out of us"  (politico.com)	(509)
		Obama on hot mic: "I've gotta get my sh"  (huffingtonpost.com)	(364)
		Adventures in false equivalency, right-wing blogodome edition: Joe Biden used to beat up neighborhood bullies as a child, so that means it's totally OK for Mitt Romney to scalp a kid because he's gay  (wonkette.com)	(249)
		"After the media went ballistic on me, I received an e-mail offering me money not to preach at all until the November presidential election."; Wright said, "Barack wanted to meet me in secret, in a secure place"  (nypost.com)	(143)
		Kony-Kony-Kony-Kony Kommander Kaptured  (news.yahoo.com)	(54)

		Newsweek declares Obama the first gay President, which makes sense considering that Bill Clinton was the first black President  (abcnews.go.com)	(166)
(Some Guy)		Latest electoral college map puts Obama at 290 and Romney at 161, with 87 toss ups, meaning Obama wins even if Romney wins all toss ups. Fark: This map comes directly from Karl Rove's website  (businessinsider.com)	(232)
		Obvious tag surrenders, facepalms itself into oblivion  (wrcbtv.com)	(67)
		I have some bad news... for Obama  (dailymail.co.uk)	(355)
		Wedge issues, victory laps, macho symbolism... It appears Obama is using the GOP's playbook against it. Well, shooting hoops may not be as macho as clearing brush, but it's a start  (huffingtonpost.com)	(64)
		Now it's getting interesting: Ron Paul supporters boo Mitt Romney's son off the stage at the Arizona Republican Party convention. "The white Obama"  (azcentral.com)	(383)

		Obama honors 34 "top cops," Joe Arpaio strangely absent  (reuters.com)	(116)
(Some Guy)		President Obama's own doctor claims Obamacare is a failure, and that Obama lacks "passion, feeling and humanity." A good doctor would have cured him  (humanevents.com)	(260)
		Rush Limbaugh recommends un-saving the auto industry, raising Bin Laden from the dead, undoing the banking reforms, sending 100,000 troops back to Iraq, and slashing 40% off the Dow. Seriously  (mediamatters.org)	(193)
		Jersey Shore's JWoww attacks Bristol Palin for attacking Barack Obama on gay marriage. This is why we're a superpower, people  (azcentral.com)	(82)

		Bill O'Reilly on same-sex marriage: "I agree with President Obama" (with poll that makes just as much sense)  (foxnews.com)	(155)
		Sheriff Joe Arpaio abandons the Birther cause, saying the proof that Obama isn't a US citizen won't come from his birth certificate, rather it will come from his Draft Registration. We get it. You're a racist asshole  (wnd.com)	(136)
		The most recent AP polls show that Obama is ahead in polls where Democrats are oversampled by 12%  (hotair.com)	(102)
		Obama needs one more justice. If elected, he will get it, and same-sex marriage will be forced on all of America  (townhall.com)	(286)
(Some Guy)		Remember when the media was so concerned about Mr. Obama's drug use in high school? Good times  (thepoliticalguide.com)	(177)
		Basic election math: Obama fundraiser + George Clooney hosting + Wolfgang Puck cooking = $15,000,000  (news.yahoo.com)	(107)

		Believe it or not, there are actually people out there who interpret President Obama's support for gay marriage to mean that he's secretly gay. It's like the world is full of idiots or something  (uproxx.com)	(163)
		The Obama Economy rears its ugly head as the U.S. posts a $59.1 billion budget deficit in April. Wait, I'm sorry, did I say loss? I meant surplus  (bloomberg.com)	(206)
		Unwed teen mom Bristol Palin lectures Barack Obama on the sanctity of marriage and being a good parent  (huffingtonpost.com)	(473)
		A couple hours after Barack Obama made his announcement of support of gay marriage, House Republicans voted to keep on hating gays for no apparent reason  (thinkprogress.org)	(153)
		If you're gay, Obama wants to help you get married. Romney wants to hold you down and forcibly cut your hair to humiliate you  (nymag.com)	(418)
		Iowa Governor: Obama is changing his stance on gay marriage to get the Hollywood money that, were it not for the President's gay marriage stance, would have been going to Mitt Romney   (livewire.talkingpointsmemo.com)	(109)
(Some Guy Who Believes)		Obama is the "small government president." No, he says so himself. So you just know it's true  (sayanythingblog.com)	(135)
(Some Guy)		On May 5th President Barack Obama officially launched his re-election campaign. What is the significance of May 5th? As Obama and his friends undoubtedly know, it is Karl Marx's birthday  (christianconceptsdaily.com)	(82)
(Some Guy)		Republicans mourn the passage of Amendment One and celebrate the LGBT accomplishments of Dick Cheney  (logcabin.org)	(102)
		By coming out in support of gay marriage, Obama is already inspiring action in Congress  (thehill.com)	(131)
		Obama will forever be remembered as the "Washington, AC/DC President"  (msnbc.msn.com)	(84)
		Ford is back as the number five most profitable company in the country right now thanks to Obama's bailout. Oh, wait.....,  (newsbusters.org)	(75)
		The US Supreme Court is once again ready to elect the president this November  (chicagotribune.com)	(41)
		Lessons learned from inmate's challenge to Obama in West Virginia? 1: They're stupid in WV, 2: See 1  (nbcpolitics.msnbc.msn.com)	(65)

		Mitt Romney main point on Obama's support is that he's a flip-flopper   (livewire.talkingpointsmemo.com)	(159)
		Article hints at why Obama may be "coming out" tonight and changing his stance on gay marriage: "A review of those who have brought in $500,000 or more for the campaign shows that about one in six are gay"  (washingtonpost.com)	(193)
		Mayor Bloomberg to ride Obama's coattails about same-sex marriage. Fabulous  (politicker.com)	(72)
		"Join Barack Obama and wish Michelle a happy Mother's Day." What is this, North Korea? I have my own mother   (andrewsullivan.thedailybeast.com)	(51)
(The Big Picture)		Gas prices are falling - that's good. But it's likely because the economy is faltering as well - that's bad. If you still want to vote for Obama you can get your free frogurt, though everyone should know by now how cursed it is  (ritholtz.com)	(66)
		Tonight: Obama to endorse gay marriage Tomorrow: will divorce Michelle. Friday: will marry Biden  (guardian.co.uk)	(lots)
		"President Obama's inability to simply state he's for or against gay marriage is unacceptable." - President Obama  (theonion.com)	(73)
(Some Transplant)		Okay, so apparently there is a Plan B  (rightwingwatch.org)	(356)
		Obama knew "early" of John Edwards' affair, which naturally raises the question: Shouldn't Obama be on trial, too?  (content.usatoday.com)	(54)
		Obama faced a much tougher primary fight in West Virginia than expected with his challenger, Keith Judd, recieving almost 40% of the vote, despite the fact that Judd is currently an inmate in federal prison  (abcnews.go.com)	(101)

(Twitchy)		Obama's 'Million Dollar Man' Bill Maher attacks Bristol Palin again  (twitchy.com)	(255)
		Working outside can KILL YOU  (cnsnews.com)	(103)
(Some Guy)		Sorry Rahm. The city limits of Chicago do not extend to Minnesota  (minnesota.publicradio.org)	(44)
		Obama bravely killed Bin Laden, after bravely setting up a fall guy in case it failed  (thedc.com)	(374)
(CBS DC)		Not news: Woman wearing a burka kicked out of Romney campaign event. Farking news: It was actually an Obama event  (washington.cbslocal.com)	(180)
		Vice President Biden claims Mitt Romney can't beat Obama. Did I say Biden? Sorry, I meant Michele Bachmann  (abcnews.go.com)	(27)
		Will Smith supports President Obama's call for higher taxes on the wealthy, says that more taxes should be paid by the rich people of Earf  (insidemovies.ew.com)	(39)
		Why does Saturday Night Live refuse to let NRO decide which sketches they air? Is it because they're communists hell bent on destroying America?  (nationalreview.com)	(43)
		Obama lays out "to do" list for Congress. Congress says they'll get right on it after the game, and can he grab them another beer since he's up?  (news.yahoo.com)	(32)
		New Obama campaign ad running in nine battleground states touts all of his accomplishments in his first term except for one. Care to guess which one it is?  (townhall.com)	(86)
		Mack says small businesses squeezed by Nelson. HA-HA  (articles.orlandosentinel.com)	(18)
		Apparently unsatisfied with killing the photographer from the coroner's office, Obama's minions have now caused a witness to Breitbart's death to disappear. Either that or the guy just stopped taking calls from Wingnut Daily  (wnd.com)	(71)

		Motley Crue bassist Nikki Sixx says he no longer supports Obama, so that means Lemmy Kilmister is automatically president and Obama is demoted to Minister of Misplaced Umlauts  (breitbart.com)	(175)
(IBD)		Right-wing blogodome outrage du jour for Monday, May 7: Obama congratulated newly elected French President Francois Hollande after his victory yesterday instead of nuking Paris and killing Jerry Lewis  (news.investors.com)	(285)
		Worst. Socialist. EVER  (nytimes.com)	(162)
		How dare President Taxbama make the United States more appealing to immigrate to?  (foxnews.com)	(43)
		President Obama is fooling no one with his positive spin on limp job numbers. That's why we had to write this editorial begging people not to be fooled...because he's not fooling anyone  (nydailynews.com)	(94)
(Business Insider)		If you throw out the two bad years, under Bush the economy created 130K jobs per month. If you throw out Obama's first year, the economy created 131K jobs per month. It's almost as if the president has no real control over job creation   (articles.businessinsider.com)	(112)
		For good or ill, Romney is the man of the hour. The only thing of importance is to defeat Obama and everything he stands for.....Let us gird our loins and go amongst them  (americanthinker.com)	(157)
(Some Guy)		The empty arena during the Obama rally? Yeah, about that  (politicususa.com)	(147)
		GOP leaders start to rally around Romney. Well, not so much "rally" as "reluctantly allow themselves to be seen in the same room with"  (ajc.com)	(30)
(Fiscal Times)		Economists now predicting a "lost decade" in the U.S., characterized by high unemployment, sluggish growth and rising inequality. Welcome to the Obama Economy  (thefiscaltimes.com)	(399)

(Current)		GOP outsources call center to attack Obama on jobs. That's the joke  (current.com)	(125)
		It isn't 2008 anymore  (breitbart.com)	(327)

		Obama plans to veto CISPA. That's good. He's supporting an alternative with similar language proposed by Joe Liebermann. That's bad. Everyone gets a Frogurt with their lost online privacy. That's good  (gizmodo.com)	(47)
		The economy has recovered all private sector jobs lost since Obama took office. This bad news....for Obama  (thinkprogress.org)	(147)

		Obamney?  (npr.org)	(92)
		"The entire Obama campaign is a slice-and-dice operation, pandering to one group after another, particularly those that elected Obama in 2008 - blacks, Hispanics, women, young people - and for whom the thrill is now gone"  (washingtonpost.com)	(169)

		Jennifer Lopez holds press conference to announce she gave a beau job  (music.yahoo.com)	(7)
		GOP: Obamacare may lead to forced sterilizations  (thehill.com)	(160)
		It's like a politics tab Rorschach test: Do you fixate on the Obama bin Laden crack, or just start flinging poo?  (theweek.com)	(133)
		Hey you 99%ers that are railing against the rich Wall Street bastards that make up the evil 1%. You're barking up the wrong tree  (townhall.com)	(231)
		Michele Bachmann set to formally endorse Romney, which would probably carry more weight if she hadn't already told a reporter, on videotape, "He can't beat Obama.., it's not going to happen"  (abcnews.go.com)	(58)
		"An influential group of skeptics rejoined that cybernetics had not advanced to the point where it could create lifelike humanoids, even ones as unconvincing as Romney"  (salon.com)	(19)
		"Joe" the "Plumber" and a group of knucklebaggers storm the White House and demand to be let in so he can finish the conversation they had during the 2008 campaign, but elitist Obama claims he has more important things to do  (wonkette.com)	(129)
		Why has most of the main stream media ignored the connection between the would-be Cleveland bombers and the Occupy movement?  (newsbusters.org)	(126)
(The Reaganite Republican)		Barack Obama's Accomplishments: The RNC needs to grow a pair and send this out as a mailing to all 300 million Americans   (reaganiterepublicanresistance.blogspot.com)	(261)
		Obama's composite girlfriend: How Politico and Drudge created fake news  (theatlantic.com)	(125)

(Some Guy)		The Republican led house has only worked 41 of the first 127 days of 2012. 41 working, 86 complaining about Obama's golf outings  (politicalwire.com)	(159)
		Young Barack Obama: "Where all the white women at?"  (politico.com)	(154)
		Anyone who understands economics knows that President Obama's green jobs initiative is snake oil  (townhall.com)	(356)

		Senator Scott Brown was happy to vote to repeal the Affordable Care Act, and he's just as happy to use it to keep his 23-year-old daughter insured  (politico.com)	(323)
		On the upside, at least they aren't trying to hide it anymore  (breitbart.com)	(246)
		The top five cliches that liberals use to avoid real arguments  (washingtonpost.com)	(286)
		When you boil everything down, the real reason the GOP and its talking heads are upset with Obama's bin Laden ad is simple: he's using their playbook. And it's working. Ric Romero nods in agreement  (thedailybeast.com)	(313)
		Where is the mainstream media's coverage of the shocking "memo" issued by nine state attorneys general detailing 21 specific violations of law by the Obama administration?  (townhall.com)	(142)
		The House GOP shows its commitment to fiscal conservatism by demanding Bohener schedule a vote to repeal the estate tax, because won't somebody think of the children of billionaires?  (dailycaller.com)	(296)
		The latest side effect to Obamacare: it's saving senior citizens billions on Medication. Romney expected to try and claim this latest news as his own shortly  (tpmdc.talkingpointsmemo.com)	(144)

		Republicans' latest attack on Obama? *spins wheel* He's too cool. Seriously  (thedailybeast.com)	(327)
		Obama doubles down: "I assumed" Romney meant it when he said he wouldn't get bin Laden  (thinkprogress.org)	(361)
		Applying GOP logic to Obama "taking credit away from the SEALS", how dare Eisenhower take credit for D-Day, Patton for winning the Battle of the Bulge, and that pesky MacArthur for taking back the Philippines  (edition.cnn.com)	(689)

		When Obama goes fundraising, liberals defend him by saying "politicians have to raise money." When he goes fundraising more than the last five presidents COMBINED, they defend him by saying that "it's much harder for him"  (dailymail.co.uk)	(342)
		Stop the presses: BARACK OBAMA WINKED WHEN HE SAID HE WAS BORN IN HAWAII SO THE BIRTHERS WERE RIGHT  (wnd.com)	(182)
		LA coroner dies of arsenic poisoning. The same week that Breitbart's autopsy report is due out. OBAMA DEATH TOLL AT 6. (weapons grade derp in the comments)  (latimesblogs.latimes.com)	(160)
		President Obama mocked everyone from the Secret Service to Mitt Romney to the GOP as a whole at last night's Correspondent's Dinner. "We both have degrees from Harvard. I have one, he has two. What a snob"  (suntimes.com)	(449)
		Bob Dylan will receive the nation's highest civilian honor, the Presidential Medal of Freedom, for his contributions to the arts as both a singer and songwriter. Smart move, President Obama  (rollingstone.com)	(95)
		(Shakes Etch-a-Sketch, turns knobs): You know, the whole GM bailout was Romney's idea. Obama just did what Romney told him, and it all worked out great  (thehill.com)	(169)

		"It seems President Obama is the first male in his line not to be a polygamist"  (nationalreview.com)	(214)
		Fox new host angrily demands Obama "stop using the US military as a photo-op", or at least, you know, put on a flightsuit and hang a few banners first  (news.yahoo.com)	(141)
(Some Guy)		The face of the Tea Party in PA  (post-gazette.com)	(253)

		Just in case you were losing sleep over the thought, Michelle Obama says she won't run for president  (weeklystandard.com)	(263)
		Must Be Election Time: Al-Qaida may be looking to avenge bin Laden's death, says a spokesman for President Obama  (news.yahoo.com)	(100)

		"Governor Romney is counting on our collective amnesia, but Americans know that we cannot afford to go back to the future," said Biden, while hastily shooing his DeLorean chauffeur  (reuters.com)	(83)
		Troy McGreggor say Obama's appearance on Jimmy Fallon violated campaign finance law, so that means Sarah Palin is automatically president and Obama has to wear Zap Rowsdower's Canadian tuxedo and fight Larry Csonka to the death  (breitbart.com)	(145)
		The GOP decided to rail against Obama's failed policies before they even failed . . . or were policies  (huffingtonpost.com)	(158)
		When collecting a $12 debt for a haircut, soliciting help from the Leader of the Free World may be a bit of overkill  (blogs.tcpalm.com)	(36)

		It turns out that when you join the military, there are limits on both your speech and your personal freedom to make choices. Who knew?  (finance.yahoo.com)	(295)
		Not news: Americans solicit prostitute while traveling abroad. News: They're government officials and broke her collar bone after refusing to pay the agreed price. Fark: This isn't part of the Secret Service fiasco  (dailymail.co.uk)	(107)
		Fox & Friends wonder why President Obama didn't "soft rock" the news instead  (huffingtonpost.com)	(234)
		Obama's lawyer farks up his argument to the Supreme Court against Arizona's immigration law so badly--even Justice Sotomayor isn't buying it  (politico.com)	(561)
		Karl Rove is trying to be the Conservative voice of reason, warning fellow party members trying to link Obama to the Secret Service Scandal and GSA was a bad idea  (tpmdc.talkingpointsmemo.com)	(128)
		President Obama wandered into a college bar in Boulder, Colorado last night and this picture happened  (uproxx.com)	(269)
(Some Guy)		Running virutally unopposed, Romney sweeps all five Republican primaries, and promises voters "A better America" even if he has to buy it himself  (norwichbulletin.com)	(138)
		Proof yet again that Obama is the Anti-Clinton: Young woman spills her yogurt on Obama  (abcnews.go.com)	(95)
		Democrats tie Mitt Romney to support of oil industries and tax breaks, accuse him of needing oil to lubricate his joints and run his internal motors  (washingtonpost.com)	(42)
		Oh, PELL-no  (rawstory.com)	(149)

		Based on no evidence whatsoever, Chuck Grassley brings up that the Colombian Hookers in the Secret Service scandal were probably Russian Spies. Or whatever  (politico.com)	(82)
		Right-wing blogodome outrage du jour for Tuesday, April 24: Michelle Obama sweated while filming an exercise segment in the East Room of the White House, thus disrespecting the role of FLOTUS and making us look weak in the eyes of the Soviets  (breitbart.com)	(243)
		Obama is using the same political strategy that lost Bush the election against Clinton in 1992  (foxnews.com)	(144)
		"Whether you've had some form of head trauma that has caused you to like Barack Obama or like all good hearted people, you can't stand him, his performance has objectively been terrible"  (townhall.com)	(233)
		"Dreams from My Father" is listed when you search Google Books for "Bill Ayers", therefore Barack Obama didn't actually write the book  (wnd.com)	(86)
		"If Obama continues to lose Catholics by the margin the Pew poll suggests, that means he could lose the key swing states of Florida, Ohio, Colorado and Iowa"  (thehill.com)	(394)
		Inside the GOP's anti-Obama "war room" where the best minds of the party wrestle with how Obama can be a Communist AND a Fascist, and whether he's a secret Muslim or a devoted Follower of the Rev, Wright  (news.yahoo.com)	(40)
		Even Obama is doing worse under Obama  (nationalreview.com)	(187)

		'grandfather.bat' is not recognized as an internal or external command, operable program or batch file. Loading 'eisenhower.exe'  (salon.com)	(62)
		After a month of dodging the press, Romney finally finds some time to field some tough questions...Questions like "Got any fond memories about vacationing in France?"  (dailykos.com)	(71)
		Obama gaining ground in 14 recently polled swing states whose economy seems to be improving faster than the country as a whole. This is bad news... for Obama  (daytondailynews.com)	(49)
		The disaster that is Obamacare will save Medicare beneficiaries $208 billion and Medicare itself $200 billion  (usatoday.com)	(71)
		Obama's top campaign strategist says that he thinks many Republicans want to work with the president but they are too afraid of House Minority Whip Robespierre and Senate Minority Leader Saint-Just to do so  (news.yahoo.com)	(78)
		New study confirms the media's "liberal bias" showing they covered Obama twice as favorably as Romney during the primaries. No, wait, strike that, reverse it  (thedailybeast.com)	(80)
		Senator Barack Obama railed about President Bush's abuses of power. President Barack Obama has seen the light  (outsidethebeltway.com)	(75)
		President Obama's closest shadow advisor? The greatest president of the 20th Century  (politico.com)	(108)
		Old GOP meme: Rising gas prices are Obama's fault. New GOP meme: Falling gas prices are free markets in action  (abcnews.go.com)	(152)
		RomneyCare 2.0 may be more revolutionary than ObamaCare 1.0 because there would be more choices, but there would also be more risk  (latimes.com)	(120)
		Romney: I am only two generations removed from a non-millionaire. I feel your pain, common people  (boston.com)	(292)

		Sadly the Democrats are stuck with Barack Obama, just as the 7th Cavalry was stuck with George Armstrong Custer  (news.yahoo.com)	(285)
		Deep investigative reporting, in-depth analysis and every single detail about how Obama will take the 2012 election  (washingtonpost.com)	(77)

		Army hands Ted Nugent another 4-F  (reuters.com)	(290)
		New curbs on voter registration could hurt President Obama, make sense  (news.yahoo.com)	(359)
		Obama has raised lots more money than Romney  (washingtonpost.com)	(87)
		Obama struggling to raise money against Romney  (nytimes.com)	(13)

		Obama's anti-business agenda has gotten so bad, CEO pay rose to 380 times average employee income last year  (dailykos.com)	(245)
		Sarah Palin comments on the Secret Service scandal. Of course, when she's not objectifying the First Lady or painting the entire protection detail with a broad brush, she's joking about how Barack Obama eats dogs  (livewire.talkingpointsmemo.com)	(166)
(The Advertiser)		Republican House pulls through another bill to cut taxes on businesses. This is not a repeat from 2001, 2002, 2003, 2004, 2005, 2006  (theadvertiser.com)	(89)
		Republicans, who are apparently REALLY slow readers have apparently just finished the early chapters of Obama's autobiography which was published 16 years ago  (abcnews.go.com)	(208)
(Some Guy)		First pictures of hooker at the center of the Secret Service scandal released - and she's a hottie  (mailonsunday.co.uk)	(235)

		Five things that could be bad news... for Obama  (theweek.com)	(158)
		Catholic Bishop says Obama is on the same path as Hitler or Stalin. Well, at least he didn't call him a pedophile  (huffingtonpost.com)	(271)
		Well the one good thing about Ted Nugent's NRA convention rant is that it was so irresponsible and inappropriate that no mainstream poltician could possibly still support him right? I mean except for Allen West of course  (politico.com)	(110)
		Here's a new one: Obama is to blame for lack of funding for indie films  (breitbart.com)	(83)
		President Obama is in trouble with young voters, less than half of 18-to-24-year-old voters want Obama to win reelection  (theatlantic.com)	(279)
		Michelle Obama's claim that poor urban neighborhoods are food deserts, bereft of fresh fruits and vegetables has been found to be pretty much bullshiat by the right wing fascists at the New York Times  (nytimes.com)	(310)
		PETA thinks that Obama should get a pass for eating dogs. I mean he's the messiah, his touching it elevated the dog to a higher plane of existence  (dailycaller.com)	(197)
		The only thing more crazy than crazy at NRA conventions are the number of Obama assassination jokes -"which is another word for extreme, and in the gun context, possibly insane - interpretation of the Second Amendment"  (mediamatters.org)	(302)
		President Obama sits on the bus where Rosa Parks refu-OMG, IS HE GOING BALD?   (livewire.talkingpointsmemo.com)	(145)
(Some Guy)		Obama lawyer admits birth certificate forgery. WHAR BIRTH CERTIFICATE 0BAMA, WHAR?  (drudge.com)	(179)
		Looking for a vacation destination sure to provoke awkward silences from you and uncomfortable questions from your kids? The be sure to visit Michigan's newest attraction: The Jim Crow Museum of Racist Memorabilia  (news.yahoo.com)	(98)
		Obama during speech today: "I wasn't born with a silver spoon in my mouth", Romney later in the day: Well neither was I, I mean really, silver? how gauche, all my baby spoons were platinum thank you very much  (washingtonpost.com)	(338)

		Megachurch pastor Robert Jeffress throws his support firmly behind Mitt Romney. Difficulty: he publicly called the Mormon faith a cult five months ago and said Romney wasn't a Christian  (slatest.slate.com)	(139)
		Obama throws some equal pay stones from his glass White House, where the women make 18% less than the men  (breitbart.com)	(181)
		Ted Nugent, aka "The Nuge" Aka "The Motor City Madman" has earned a new nickname after his speech to the NRA: "The Target of a Secret Service investigation"  (abcnews.go.com)	(291)
		Nothing Obama can do will lower gas prices, unlike Newt who can cut it to $2.50 a gallon just by being elected  (foxnews.com)	(66)
		Obama campaign, March: Romney's a centrist weasel mooching all the progressive hopenchanginess. Obama campaign, April: Romney's a waronwomeny rightwing onepercenter racist douchebag racist  (thehill.com)	(90)
		Obama's Secret Service agents aren't just sleazy bastards for hiring hookers. They're also cheap bastards for trying to get a two-for-one deal from their hookers   (livewire.talkingpointsmemo.com)	(58)
		Years before Mitt Romney tortured his dog on the roof of a car, Barack Obama ate one, and MSNBC hosts think it's HILARIOUS  (610wiod.com)	(435)

		Mitt Romney gets the coveted Ted Nugent endorsement; "The Obama administration is wiping its ass with the Constitution"  (huffingtonpost.com)	(334)
		Microsoft to release Halo 4 on election day. This is bad news... for Obama  (forbes.com)	(289)
		Obama moves to limit oil speculators to lower gas prices. Republican outraged he does what they say he is against  (cbsnews.com)	(242)
		No Pulitzer prize for fiction was given for the first time in 35 years. Judges had considered "Obama, The Accomplishments of Change and All of That" and "Community, The Return of Must-See TV"  (hosted.ap.org)	(80)

		Senate GOP blocks Obama's 'Buffett Rule' in procedural vote. Warren Buffet is still ok  (newser.com)	(285)
		Barney Frank begins process of throwing Obama under the bus  (nationaljournal.com)	(199)
		President Obama says something that every man, woman, and child in this nation can agree with, will now win 2012 election by a landslide  (freep.com)	(189)
		Romney offering "preferred status" to Inauguration for donors who cough up $50,000. Still unsure where the party tent will be set up to get a good view of Obama's swearing in, though  (buzzfeed.com)	(98)
		There's a reason why you haven't heard much about Ron Paul lately. He and his supporters have been secretly plotting how they are going to upset Mitt Romney at the Republican National Convention  (blog.al.com)	(193)
		"Romney sticks to broad attack on Obama in NRA speech." Will the GOP ever stop disrespecting women?  (firstread.msnbc.msn.com)	(266)
		Dick Cheney says what we've all been thinking  (realclearpolitics.com)	(688)
		"Lock up your Obamas, lock up your Bushes, everybody putting bounties on everybody up in here"  (news.yahoo.com)	(73)

		Bill Cosby is "disappointed" in supporters who are critical of Obama, Jello pudding pops  (latimes.com)	(119)
(Twitchy)		Obama adviser David Axelrod just unintentionally endorsed Mitt Romney for President  (twitchy.com)	(69)
		In 2010, President Obama and Vice President Biden broke ground at two Michigan plants. The plants were getting a combined $300 million in stimulus money to build electric car batteries. Korean workers got most of the jobs  (cbsnews.com)	(109)

Secret Service agents on the Obama detail relieved of duty after relieving their duty with Colombian prostitutes  (guardian.co.uk)

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		Obama blasphemes Holy St. Reagan, says the modern GOP would denounce him as a "wild-eyed, socialist, tax-hiking class warrior". Which is ridiculous because Reagan wasn't black  (news.yahoo.com)	(273)
		On the first day of the 2012 election, Obama outmaneuvered Romney, which isn't nearly as difficult as it sounds  (2012.talkingpointsmemo.com)	(206)
		Obama celebrates the sixth anniversary of Romneycare. Romney calls in sick with a bad case of the flip-floppy  (politico.com)	(167)
		In another blow to Romney's chances in the fall, Barack Obama wins the coveted Michelle Obama endorsement, though there is still hope as Bo is reportedly waiting until the convention to announce who he's backing  (abcnews.go.com)	(24)
		President Obama's second-term agenda is the missing piece in his re-election plan. We could start with.. Where are the Farking Jobs?  (news.yahoo.com)	(273)

		Obama and Romney know when you are sleeping, they know when you're awake, they know when you've been bad or good, and they exploit this information for political reward  (theatlantic.com)	(24)
		Figure 'F' made me realize that Obama's long-form birth certificate is a fraud. IT'S THE ALIGNMENT. Figure 'F'  (americanthinker.com)	(193)
		Obama "We tried free markets. It didn't work." Now we are going to try something else  (realclearpolitics.com)	(291)

(KJ Online)		If you were sad about seeing moderate Republican Olympia Snowe leave Congress, take heart in the fact that she might be replaced by an even fiestier moderate Republican with a moustache  (kjonline.com)	(54)
(investors.com)		Romney decided he wasn't happy losing the female vote to Obama, he's now losing the male vote too. And people say the guy's not consistent  (news.investors.com)	(140)
		Obama makes push for Buffett rule, which hurts businesses by making them install sneeze guards  (money.cnn.com)	(95)
		"Obama's JOBS Act couldn't suck worse" - so decrees the spittle-flecked gibbering right-wing hatemonger Matt Taibbi  (rollingstone.com)	(71)
		If we care about poverty, income mobility, health, education, and welfare, we need to support true marriage. Barack Obama is the most anti-marriage president in our history  (townhall.com)	(194)
		Obama comes out against Minnesota Republicans' drive to pass a gay marriage ban, even though it's already illegal, but this woman's protest sign sums the issue up better than Obama ever could  (2012.talkingpointsmemo.com)	(182)
		Team Obama: "We want Romney to release 23 years of his tax returns", Reporter: "Will you release 23 years of tax returns?", Team Obama: "Uh, no"  (livewire.talkingpointsmemo.com)	(304)

(Charlotte Observer)		Citing her job, Hillary Clinton will skip the National Democratic Convention. Presumably, she's referring to her job as president in 2016  (charlotteobserver.com)	(72)
		Hillary Clinton is featured in a new meme, so naturally Talking Points Memo does a story on the "Hillary Resurgence." Don't blame me, I voted for Keyboard Cat  (2012.talkingpointsmemo.com)	(45)
		Listen, and understand...Santorum is still out there. He can't be bargained with. He can't be reasoned with. He doesn't feel pity, or remorse, or fear. And he absolutely will not stop, ever. Well, at least until the convention  (politico.com)	(86)
(Some Guy)		Romney spent $75 Mil on the GOP primaries: "OMG". Obama has spent $150 Mil on unopposed primaries: *crickets*  (mega949.com)	(261)

		Senator Kent Conrad: "I asked President Obama not to publicly support Bowles-Simpson because I knew that House Republicans reflexively oppose everything he supports"  (huffingtonpost.com)	(139)
		Obama stole the Democrat nomination by causing a Congresswoman to have a brain aneurysm  (wnd.com)	(234)

		Eight liberal celebrities who have fallen out of love with Obama. Yeah he's on there and of course she would be too. Tag is for falling for a politician to begin with  (theweek.com)	(221)
		Vermont town finally discovers something on which Obama won't spend money  (radio.foxnews.com)	(71)

		Actual headline: "Gay couple to pitch Obama at Easter Egg Roll." Never considered him a catcher myself  (washingtontimes.com)	(91)
		Marine who bashed President Obama given less than honorable discharge, job at Fox News  (chicagotribune.com)	(110)
		Guns are selling so fast that Ruger can't produce them fast enough to keep up with demand. Analysts unclear if sales are being fueled by a fear of Obama's second term or the Zombie apocalypse  (news.yahoo.com)	(257)
		"The country may not be better off, but at least Obama is growing as a person. And why wouldn't he? He's personally taken out the world's largest student loan to cover the four year period of instruction"  (finance.townhall.com)	(118)
		Europe's reaction to the Supreme Court fight over Obamacare is: "WTF? Seriously, WTF?"  (theatlanticwire.com)	(441)
(Great Falls Tribune)		Judge not, lest ye be judged. Especially if you're a judge who used your work computer in your chambers to send sexist, racist joke about Barack Obama's mother engaging in bestiality  (greatfallstribune.com)	(141)
		Birther Jerome Corsi says the "noose is tightening for Obama." We get it; he's black  (huffingtonpost.com)	(304)

		Economy hits another low point under Obama  (thehill.com)	(263)
		Michelle Obama appeared on Tuesday night's episode of "The Biggest Loser." Apparently to point at contestants and shout FATTY FATTY  (ca.news.yahoo.com)	(55)
		This may come a a shock to you, but legal experts say that the federal judge who ordered the administration to "clarify" Obama's remarks on judicial review , is a partisan hack who has wildly overstepped his authority  (cnn.com)	(284)
(Some Guy)		Threatening the president will get you a $250,000 fine, five years in jail, no bail, a mental exam, and funny lips  (thedaleygator.wordpress.com)	(80)
(Some Guy)		President Obama: "Do you really want to know where your tax dollars go? Do you? OK then here you go"  (whitehouse.gov)	(480)

		Fox News anchor who tweeted claim that Obama threatened Chelsea Clinton's life over Hillary's birth certificate investigation is sorry and assures us that she respects the legitimacy of "President" Bongfart Insane O'Taxus  (mediamatters.org)	(174)
		The players of the Fantasy Supreme Court League are split on which way the justices will rule on Obamacare. In other news, there are people with nothing better to do with their time than play in a Fantasy Supreme Court League  (news.yahoo.com)	(114)
(Poynter)		Obama to reporters convention : That whole "presenting two sides of a story" is fine and well, but sometimes, one side is clearly wrong. So, stop treating it like it's valid  (poynter.org)	(386)
		President Obama instructs the press how to properly cover his policies. Because they were so biased before, you know  (realclearpolitics.com)	(204)
		Because we've all been waiting with eager anticipation. Sarah Palin finally announces her pick for the GOP vice-presidential candidate  (politico.com)	(87)
		Moderate president says former moderate president wouldn't fit in with the current far-from-moderates  (csmonitor.com)	(89)
		Federal Appeals Court orders the Obama Administration to have the Constitutional Law Professor President give the judges a teaching moment to explain why 200+ years of precedent is wrong  (cbsnews.com)	(425)
		Just where are the Republicans getting their insane notions about Barack Obama? From a science fiction novel written in 1912 by an advisor to Woodrow Wilson. And Ayn Rand, of course  (salon.com)	(218)

		Fox News anchor will have to take Obama at his word that he didn't threaten Chelsea Clinton's life so Hilary would keep quiet about the fact that he was born in Kenya and faked his birth certificate  (mediamatters.org)	(334)
		Turns out the female spy who got too close to a sitting Obama Cabinet member was not Anna Chapman after all  (abcnews.go.com)	(60)
		Mitt Romney is even closer to earning the GOP nomination and helping Obama get a second term after early polling indicates he'll win Wisconsin, D.C., and Maryland  (washingtonpost.com)	(183)
		Want to see the Tea Partiers have a GOPasm, and watch the Obama campaign go crazy at the same time? Put Condi on the ticket  (realclearpolitics.com)	(291)
		Mitt Romney urges GOP to look forward to the 2012 general election and focus on Obama. Which is a subtle hint to Rick Santorum to STFU and slither away  (news.yahoo.com)	(48)
		Obama warns the "unelected" Supreme Court not to take the "extraordinary" and "unprecedented" step of overturning his health reform law. Supremes: *shivers* Dude, we're not up for re-election, you are  (ca.news.yahoo.com)	(630)
		Sexy Russian spy Anna Chapman tries to sex someone in Obama's cabinet. Subby would spill it all to this spy... and his secrets  (wired.com)	(63)
		Barack Obama has little in common with any president our country has ever had. Hopefully, this Obama hiccup in history will be of short duration  (townhall.com)	(245)
		Caption Michelle Obama and Taylor Swift's loving embrace  (i.dailymail.co.uk)	(103)

		That damned liberal media trumps up yet another story about a top campaign donor being accused of fraud and...wait, it was one of Obama's donors? And it still made national news? This makes no sense  (wrcbtv.com)	(154)
		Obamacare: If you strike me down, I shall become more powerful than you could possibly imagine  (tpmdc.talkingpointsmemo.com)	(235)
		RNC Chairman Reince Priebus claims the recall in Wisconsin of a Republican will turn the state against Obama  (politico.com)	(117)
		I know you've been losing sleep over the burning question on everyone's mind. Where has George W Bush been?  (politico.com)	(103)

Administration lawyers are concerned about an activist Supreme Court. Reagan Administration lawyers. And they are worried that an activist court will throw out Obamacare  (latimes.com)

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Barack Obama will not be buying a MegaMillions ticket, in case you were wondering  (news.yahoo.com)

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The ten best pro and con Obamacare health care quotes. "If ObamaCare had been fully implemented when I caught cancer, I'd be dead"  (politico.com)

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		Justice Scalia takes the Herman Cain approach to law, deciding the SCOTUS can't be bothered to know what's in the Obamacare bill because it's too long  (thinkprogress.org)	(203)
		Why do the biggest racists claim not to "see" race?  (theatlantic.com)	(219)
		Bush Sr. to endorse Romney. With a photo depicting what Romney had to do to get the endorsement  (bbc.co.uk)	(66)
		Megadeth's Dave Mustaine confirms he "knows" President Obama wasn't born in America and Rick Santorum could be a "really cool president, kinda like a JFK-type guy"  (2012.talkingpointsmemo.com)	(209)
(Some Guy)		If Obamacare is struck down in its entirety by the Supreme Court, it could mean the end of unemployment benefits and the Civil Rights Act, and all beer will now be Heineken  (hereandnow.wbur.org)	(187)
		If the SCOTUS knocks down Obamacare, the GOP is ready with an alternative plan, right? [crickets]  (thedailybeast.com)	(648)
		Romneybot 2.0 launches talkshow.exe subroutine, attempts to load regularguy.dat into newly formatted partition  (wrcbtv.com)	(92)
		Obama's defense of his health-care plan: If people want it, it doesn't matter if it's unconstitutional  (ca.news.yahoo.com)	(444)

		Hollywood liberals choose Jane Fonda to play Nancy Reagan. This means Andrew Breitbart can come back from the dead and Barack Obama has to give Julianne Moore a Razzie for "Game Change"  (thedailybeast.com)	(119)
		The artist who created the 'Hope and Change' poster just got his mugshot on The Smoking Gun. So that means Jon McNaughton and Thomas Kinkade get to repaint the Sistine Chapel  (thesmokinggun.com)	(94)
		How Obama can turn a defeat for Obamacare in the Supreme Court into Medicare for All, a single payer, national health care system  (salon.com)	(257)

		Like a guy pleading with his loan-shark's goons for more time, Obama's conversation with Medvedev gets caught by a hot mic  (cbsnews.com)	(257)
		"Speaker Gingrich is clearly in the last throes of his political career. And you can make a decision to go out with some shred of dignity or say irresponsible, reckless things ... he's clearly chosen the latter path"  (washingtonpost.com)	(181)
		Three reasons to uphold Obamacare  (forbes.com)	(45)
		Three reasons to overturn Obamacare  (forbes.com)	(34)
		Today begins the day in which the Supreme Court shall hear arguments to decide if giving up a little freedom for a bit of safety is constitutional  (cnn.com)	(308)

		The NCAA Basketball Tournament is obviously a giant liberal conspiracy as evidenced by the fact that Barack Obama is kicking your ass with his bracket picks  (games.espn.go.com)	(52)
		Obamaville: Where hope and change go to die  (io9.com)	(586)

		Barack Obama meets Hawaiian women on the rope line while campaigning, asks to see her birth certificate. Barack Obama, president, statesmen, King of the Trolls  (rawstory.com)	(195)
		"ObamaCare" is a tax. You can't sue the government over a tax until you've first paid it. "ObamaCare" doesn't go into effect until 2014. So... welcome your new healthcare overlords  (thedailybeast.com)	(383)
		The Weekly Standard notes that Obama used the same metaphor to praise three different allies. Obviously this makes Ernest Hemingway retroactively president, and Obama has to take remedial Creative Writing at community college in Kenya  (weeklystandard.com)	(113)

		If Obama and the Democratic Party will not use their power to close the inequality gap right here in their own playpen, how do they remain credible in Middle America?  (realclearpolitics.com)	(112)
		One of the last holdouts of the dead-tree left-wing mainstream MSM media ceases print production in Philadelphia and DC, obviously because they've refused to investigate the horrific crimes of the Obama administration  (breitbart.com)	(130)
(Some Guy)		Santorum endorses Obama  (washington.cbslocal.com)	(193)
		Dopes and Changes for the worse: "The U.S. intelligence community will now be able to store information about Americans with no ties to terrorism for up to five years under new Obama administration guidelines"  (npr.org)	(204)
		Obama doesn't know what he's talking about. Again  (thedc.com)	(266)

		"American media terrorizes people far more than the actual so-called terrorists" Says Glenn Greenwald. But be sure to check out his other article "Obama is a murderous sociopath" who will kill you in your sleep  (salon.com)	(359)
		Republican voter at Gingrich speech in Louisiana: "Obama is a Muslim and I believe that it's his policy to ruin the United States of America, do you agree?" Gingrich: "Good question...uhh...are there any other questions?"  (abcnews.go.com)	(273)
		GOP candidate vetting and research assigned to: (c) Middle school class  (big1059.com)	(52)
(Irritable Bowel Disorder)		I've read this three times and still have absolutely no idea why I'm supposed to be outraged, but rest assured it means Sarah Palin is automatically president and Obama has to perform some Herculean or embarrassing task  (news.investors.com)	(61)
		In a Roswell, New Mexico visit by President Obama, he opens with "I come in peace." Clearly, Mr. Obama's home planet is much further away than Kenya  (abcnews.go.com)	(123)
		All right stop, collaborate and listen / The Birthers are back with a brand new conviction / The "evidence" grabs a hold of you tightly / File suit in Cali, wig out daily and nightly / Ice ice Romney / Ice ice Romney  (wrcbtv.com)	(135)
(Some Guy)		"As for the killing of bin Laden, Obama did what virtually any commander in chief would have done in the same situation. Portraying this as the epic achievement of the first term tells you how bare the White House cupboards are"  (rove.com)	(297)
		Sheriff Joe to media: Where the hell are you going? I've got tons more on Obama, so you just get those damn cameras back here. Yeah, that's it. Look at me... look at me... Don't stop now, goddamit, I'm almost there  (wnd.com)	(88)
		Remember how Wall Street abandoned President Obama because of his "class warfare" and Nazisocialism? Yeah, no they didn't. They always back the winner  (bloomberg.com)	(50)
(National Confidential)		Professional troll/Romney backer Ann Coulter suggests that now's the time to go after Obama's children  (nationalconfidential.com)	(210)
		Fox News decides Saint Ronald Reagan never apologized for America. Yeah, about that  (mediamatters.org)	(102)

		Romney: Bush saved U.S. from another Great Depression, Godzilla  (rawstory.com)	(185)
		Obama uses ASL to communicate with a deaf man. GOP immediately attacks him for not speaking English  (boingboing.net)	(208)
		The politics of oil and Obama's complete and utter inability to understand it  (nationalreview.com)	(205)
		While only giving your children bottled water may prevent Obama from controlling their minds through the neuro-socialist transmitters contained within fluoride, it can also make them more susceptible to cavities. Ah, well, life's a balance  (vitals.msnbc.msn.com)	(133)
		Breitbart demands Barack Obama apologize for the fact that Tom Hanks and Glenn Frey appeared on stage with a man in an Afro wig at a 2004 fundraiser for St. Matthew's Parish School in Pacific Palisades, California  (breitbart.com)	(117)
		President Obama has no plans to mark the two-year anniversary of Obamacare this Friday. Wonder why he'd ignore a chance to celebrate such a momentous, historic event?  (thehill.com)	(103)
		The Debt has increased more under Obama than under Bush. And if you stop reading right there, you'll have a pretty good fw:fw:fw:fw email from your nutty uncle  (crooksandliars.com)	(73)
		GOP race awaits winner, energy, fervor, rational thought  (wrcbtv.com)	(72)

		Old woman hurts herself in a fall. Refuses treatment because "I don't want Obamacare to get all of my information" & "I don't want any of my money going to the Muslim Brotherhood". Guess what happened to her?  (crooksandliars.com)	(306)
		According to an estimate by Congress' official tax analysts, the "Buffett rule" tax on the rich would raise just $31b over 11 years. Or something like just another Tuesday of the defense budget  (washingtonpost.com)	(224)
		Intent on going down in the biggest blaze of glory ever, Rick Santorum now taking shots at President Obama's parenting skills  (2012.talkingpointsmemo.com)	(166)
		Newt Gingrich demands Barack Obama apologize for a joke Robert DeNiro made about GOP first ladies  (2012.talkingpointsmemo.com)	(147)
		Donald Trump: "Windmills are horrible, noisy and disgusting"  (thinkprogress.org)	(208)
		CBS: National debt rose more under Obama than Bush; also, the Pirates are a bigger joke than the Royals and Justin Bieber is way lamer than Shaun Cassidy  (cbsnews.com)	(316)
		Heroic blogger-patriot determines that there are not enough anti-Obama comments on You Tube, so that means Sarah Palin is automatically president and Obama has to watch the 108-hour Nyan Cat loop until he goes insane  (breitbart.com)	(129)
		Elle MacPherson explains why she's an Obama supporter: "I'm socialist, what do you expect?"  (nation.foxnews.com)	(230)

		Looks like Sheriff Joe is going the full Orly on all this birth certificate stuff  (azcentral.com)	(346)
(Some Guy)		You're not going to believe this, but Republicans and Democrats have their own set of "facts" on how the economy is doing  (today.yougov.com)	(97)
(Pajamas Media)		Grainy 25-year-old video shows Michelle Obama sitting in a Harvard hallway. Finally the smoking gun we've all been waiting for  (pjmedia.com)	(334)
		ObamaCare saved nearly 4-million seniors $2.16-billion in prescription medication costs last year. Praise be to Socialism  (yourlife.usatoday.com)	(193)
		Sen. Marco Rubio's (R-FL) memoir, "An American Son," will now be published on June 19 instead of in October, as previously planned. Why ever would he do such a thing?  (politico.com)	(136)
		Who was the most fiscally conservative president in the last 30 years? Hint: It's not any of the ones who talked the most about fiscal responsibility  (theatlantic.com)	(273)

(Pittsburgh Post-Gazette)		Joe Biden runs the entire Pittsburgh St. Patrick's Day Parade, dead lifts 500lbs., eats a side of beef for lunch  (post-gazette.com)	(94)
		To dream, the impossible dream  (hosted.ap.org)	(137)

		Obama hatches cunning plan to bring gas prices to $8 per gallon  (foxnews.com)	(280)
		GOP in 2009: "Obama's auto industry bailouts are socialism" GOP in 2010: "Obama's auto industry bailouts are a huge failure" GOP in 2012: "Why is Obama taking credit for bailing out the auto industry?"  (mlive.com)	(224)

		Barack Obama is watching everything you do online  (politico.com)	(105)
		Florida democrats honor Supreme Leader Barack Obama (sponsored link)  (indecisionforever.com)	(149)
		His mean-spirited and factually incorrect attack on GOP icon Rutherford B. Hayes may be the final nail in Barack's one-term coffin  (foxnews.com)	(132)
		The Obama White House has completed its transition from "barely governing mode" to "full campaign mode"  (washingtonpost.com)	(43)
		J.Bro?  (dailymail.co.uk)	(21)

		"Most Americans, and the vast majority of Republicans, don't realize that taxes have decreased under Obama." The More You Know ΞΞΞΞΞΞ★   (andrewsullivan.thedailybeast.com)	(201)
(Some Guy)		New attractive and successful bumper sticker available for sale to anti-Obama conservatives. But don't you dare call them racist  (newsone.com)	(694)
		US plans release of oil from the Strategic Election Reserves  (reuters.com)	(81)
		Obama would beat any of the Republican candidates by double digits, says well known left-leaning pollster  (foxnews.com)	(139)
		Blagojevich begins his 14-year prison term with a final statement: "Death is but a door, time is but a window- I'll be back"  (usnews.msnbc.msn.com)	(172)

		Rush Limbaugh was set up by President Obama and forced to call Sandra Fluke a slut because HBO had a movie coming out about Sarah Palin  (dailykos.com)	(224)
		It might have been a Bipartisan Payroll Tax Cut, but it's going to raise the Obama Deficit  (content.usatoday.com)	(63)
		Obama adviser reveals the campaign's "secret strategy", or as it is now known, the campaign's "strategy"  (huffingtonpost.com)	(81)
		Republicans: look at all those states with Republican governors that show great job growth. the economy is really improving. Same Republicans: look at this disaster of an economy and the terrible state we are in under Obama  (2012.talkingpointsmemo.com)	(164)
		GOP candidates this year would like to take their traditional "national security" platform plank, give George W. Bush a few whacks with it for letting Obama get all the headlines  (cnn.com)	(142)
		Obama spends the evening with UK Prime Minister, explaining the differences between basketball and quidditch  (google.com)	(12)

		Obama's approval rating falls as poll reflects volatility, density of American voters  (nytimes.com)	(39)
		Spiffy: President Obama is taking British Prime Minister David Cameron to experience an NCAA March Madness game. Sad: Western Kentucky vs. Mississippi Valley State  (cnn.com)	(98)
(Some Guy)		Everybody chill - Obama does have a secret plan to deal with a US debt crisis, and you'll be pleased to know it was drawn up by now-former key adviser Peter Orszag (D-Citigroup)  (blog.american.com)	(94)
		Sarah Palin says Obama campaign took her words "out of context" and "heavily edited" them in new ad. In other news, Palin is apparently unaware of how political ads have worked for the past 5,000 years  (politico.com)	(112)
		By asking the question about whether or not Obama is a "secret Muslim," people are perpetuating the false myth started by idiotic birthers  (theatlantic.com)	(72)
		Republicans upset Obama is destroying Iran's economy. Presumably because they'd rather he sell them weapons  (guardian.co.uk)	(36)
		"It isn't that Obama is necessarily any worse on civil liberties than Bush. The point is he's able to get away with so much more"  (politico.com)	(191)
(Red State)		Let's take a stroll down memory lane to a time when the totally awesome B-RAWK Obama was going to do something about high gas prices and oil company profits  (redstate.com)	(162)
(Some Guy)		Michelle Obama challenged on government role in anti-obesity campaign. Fark: By 11 year old  (mega949.com)	(169)

		Rick Santorum wants to make it illegal to use a teleprompter when campaigning. Smell the small government  (rawstory.com)	(283)
		Barack Obama is the most "biblically hostile" U.S. president ever. Even more than James Monroe, who used them as booster seats at the dining room table  (wnd.com)	(272)
		New poll shows Romney now leads Obama 49-47 among registered voters, as Obama's ratings get flushed down the gas tank with his disastrous energy policy. Suck it, libs  (news.yahoo.com)	(373)
		Obama campaign posts its own NCAA tournament pool. Winner predicted from left hand bracket  (sfgate.com)	(21)
(Some Guy)		Gingrich has more actual conservative accomplishments than the other three remaining Republicans combined  (renewamerica.com)	(91)

		Rick Santorum and Newt Gingrich continue to write Obama's campaign ads: "Mitt Romney is the weakest GOP candidate since 1920"  (nytimes.com)	(230)
		Obama wants to pick up women  (nytimes.com)	(159)

		The most frightening picture of Barack Obama and Mitt Romney you'll ever see  (reason.com)	(128)
		Ten reasons Obama will not be re-elected. Suck it, libs  (thestreet.com)	(256)
		When Netanyahu gave Obama the Book of Esther as a gift, the message was only slightly less subtle than if he had constructed a massive neon billboard with the message "Mr. President, please help me destroy Iran before they destroy us"  (csmonitor.com)	(235)

		Obama now leads Romney by four points in the swing states of Florida, North Carolina, Ohio and Virginia. This is bad news... for Obama  (rasmussenreports.com)	(203)
		According to the man who tortured the Constitution into giving Mr. Bush the authority to authorize waterboarding and other enhanced interrogation techniques, "Constitutional principles seem to be mere inconveniences to Mr. Obama"  (nytimes.com)	(69)
		In a world where Obama was king... when your life is no longer your own... when everything you know is wrong... a robot renegade candidate will emerge and unite his people in defense of liberty   (politicalticker.blogs.cnn.com)	(57)
		Wednesday March 7th, 2012: The first sighting in the wild of the "If candidate X can't stand up to {name of domestic partisan blowhard} how can he possibly stand up to {name of scary foreign leader}?" line in the 2012 campaign  (news.yahoo.com)	(147)
		Obama's secret economic recovery plan according to Sarah Palin: force black people to pick cotton without pay  (mediamatters.org)	(253)
		Israel to US "I can haz Bunker-Buster?"  (reuters.com)	(257)
		Sheriff Arapio would like to prove that Obama was born in Kenya, but he can't because of missing records so that proves Obama's records are false or something  (wnd.com)	(163)

		218 reasons why Obama is destroying America as we know it  (forbes.com)	(223)
		Gallup has Obama's job approval going positive for the first time since Bin Laden was killed. What a slut  (gallup.com)	(49)
(Some Guy)		President Bartlet endorses President Obama  (huffingtonpost.ca)	(11)
		"Rick Santorum's comments about college and Obama had a point." And that point is, of course, Rick Santorum is an idiot  (rollingstone.com)	(43)
		It's business as usual in Washington D.C. as big donors got the big jobs in the Obama administration  (washingtonpost.com)	(57)
		Here's what you need to know about tomorrow's unemployment report, so you're not bamboozled by the government's efforts to cover for Obama's disastrous policies  (nypost.com)	(265)
		McCaskill: "ObamaCare is RyanCare for seniors." Ah but RyanCare is McCaskill care for the poor and McCaskillCare is SchumerCare for rednecks and SchumerCare is McCainCare for Jews and McCainCare is ObamaCare for seniors and...oh crap  (tpmdc.talkingpointsmemo.com)	(69)
		Breitbart says Ben Smith and Buzzfeed are Obama sycophants who are covering for him as usual, as opposed to the theory they're petulant whiny children who had their nothingburger scooped  (breitbart.com)	(229)
		Obama to Israel: you like advanced weaponry, right? Well, I like it when nothing happens that could hurt my re-election chances. Maybe we can make a deal?  (nypost.com)	(185)

		Video surfaces of Obama making a racially charged speech in college  (talkingpointsmemo.com)	(866)
		Romney mocks Obama's focus on renewable energy, saying "you can't drive a car with a windmill on it." Especially when most of your car's roof space is already occupied by your dog  (news.yahoo.com)	(172)
		CNN goes out on a limb, predicting Obama-Romney contest this fall  (cnn.com)	(111)
		Super Tuesday decided exactly nothing in the GOP presidential race. This is my shocked face, o_O  (politico.com)	(192)
		Imagine a country where there's: No Obamacare, No income tax, A complete free market, No Unions, No Govt involved in Business, Health Care, Labor matters or pretty much anything else except national security. Here's the Tea Party Heaven  (democraticunderground.com)	(226)
		Voters in Oklahoma continue the War Against Women™ by voting for Randall Terry(D) over Obama in their primary...wait what?  (slate.com)	(98)
		Obama to reelection campaign: "Release the Biden"  (huffingtonpost.com)	(105)

		Obama to Romney on Super Tuesday: "Good luck tonight... Really"   (livewire.talkingpointsmemo.com)	(158)
		It's do or die for Romney, Santorum, the fat troll, and the old guy with the big ears as Super Tuesday is here. So grab your capes, power rings, and golden lassos for the Super Tuesday Discussion Thread  (2012.talkingpointsmemo.com)	(lots)
		It's even worse than we thought: Obama is intentionally increasing the cost of gas to sabotage his own re-election because he wants America to fail  (tpmdc.talkingpointsmemo.com)	(85)
		It's really amazing that so many are willing to silence certain forms of speech (we all know that would be 'conservative' speech). They don't care about liberty they just want to remove any traces of correct thinking  (dailymail.co.uk)	(780)

		Gun sales rise because if Obama is re-elected "he will go after firearms in a way we have never seen before." Guess the state, win a prize  (cbsnews.com)	(274)
		"Oh, I'm afraid the Obama campaign will be quite operational when his Republican challenger arrives"  (news.yahoo.com)	(156)
(Springfield Republican)		Poll of Massachusetts residents says Obama will beat Romney by a landslide, Santorum by a tidal wave, and Gingrich by "eew, what's that on my shoe?"  (masslive.com)	(77)
		Barack Obama once attended a play about Saul Alinsky. That automatically makes Sarah Palin President and Obama has to go play cornerback for the Chicago Bears  (breitbart.com)	(216)
		You know how the bad guys in Batman Begins wanted to destroy Gotham City to save it? That might actually explain why Republicans are acting the way they're acting. Note that this scenario also makes Obama Batman  (washingtonpost.com)	(119)
		The Obama administration is finally going to make a public case for why it should be allowed to kill American citizens without trial. Better keep working on that apology, Limbaugh  (washingtonpost.com)	(181)
		Despite Obama's rhetoric, Teheran gets bombed  (sports.yahoo.com)	(22)
		The guy who impersonated Bush at the 2006 dinner is dead. *Reads article* Wait, he also impersonated Obama? Really?   (politicalticker.blogs.cnn.com)	(79)
		Koch brothers to Obama: This time it's PERSONAL  (dailykos.com)	(164)

Just like Bush, Obama just took unilateral executive action to side-step the intent of a duly signed law. BSABSVR  (dailykos.com)

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(Some Guy)		Hank the cat is running for senate. His platform is to make dogs into 2nd class pets, to triple the tuna in the oceans and to make Catudays national holidays  (ibtimes.com)	(800)
		"Netanyahu is expected to publicly harden his line against Iran during a meeting with Barack Obama." ( •_•)⌐■-■ Well, that might stiffen into into a.... (⌐■_■) sticky situation  (haaretz.com)	(443)
		President Obama likens himself to Gandhi and Nelson Mandela  (realclearpolitics.com)	(267)

		President Obama calls up Sandra Fluke, the woman whom Rush Limbaugh maligned, telling her that she should and her parents "should be proud"  (tpmdc.talkingpointsmemo.com)	(511)
		Friday Instashop challenge: The people at Breitbart are saying they'll release footage of Obama from his college days. What will the tapes show?  (google.com)	(87)
		Mattress retailer pulls advertisements from Rush Limbaugh's show over Slutgate  (dailymail.co.uk)	(361)
		You can get free condoms in Manhattan. This means Obamacare is automatically unconstitutional  (nationalreview.com)	(125)
		Ghost of Andrew Breitbart to release the tapes of Obama's college years in the next 10 days, offering definitive proof the President was once a young, stupid college kid  (hotair.com)	(301)
		After his untimely death, the future of Breitbart's media empire is unclear, leading to fears that the nation could suffer a critical shortage of political and pop-culture commentary from d-list celebrities and the clinically insane  (abcnews.go.com)	(217)
		Obama says he's proven "Democrats are not weak on defense" though he admits they do have some concerns in the secondary that they hope to address either in the draft or the free agent market  (news.yahoo.com)	(218)
(ProBoxing-Fans)		If you don't like women's boxing after this, you never will  (proboxing-fans.com)	(40)
		NEWS: GOP former Louisiana governor ponders presidential run as independent -- FARK: It's Obama's fault  (wnd.com)	(95)

		Obama calls for an end to welfare. Corporate welfare, but still  (nytimes.com)	(172)
		Employers want the return of Vocational Tech programs since high school graduates entering the workforce now need to know how to fix cars, repair refrigeration, work the Slurpee machine  (bottomline.msnbc.msn.com)	(119)
		Barack Obama takes a break from laughing hysterically at the Republican primaries to sit down and talk sports with Bill Simmons  (grantland.com)	(75)
		25 people who think President Obama killed Andrew Breitbart  (buzzfeed.com)	(343)
		As we sit with bated breath to hear what Sheriff Joe "discovered" about Obama's birth certificate this afternoon, here's a list of six other bizarre publicity stunts Arpaio has pulled   (tpmmuckraker.talkingpointsmemo.com)	(262)
		Koch Brothers: we pledge $200 million to try to defeat Obama. Obama: billionaires like the Koch brothers are trying to run me out of office. Koch spokesman: How dare the president attack private citizens like that?  (news.yahoo.com)	(103)

		Senators give Obama license to strike Iran. You know, just in case. Not that they really want him to do that or anything  (huffingtonpost.com)	(94)
(Great Falls Tribune)		It's not a good idea to send an e-mail implying Barack Obama's mother was so drunk she could've had sex with a dog the night she conceived him. Especially if you're a US district court judge sending it from chambers  (greatfallstribune.com)	(111)
		Graham, cracker, is sorry that Obama is a secret Muslim  (politico.com)	(100)
(Red State)		Looks like Mitt Romney's win didn't entirely quell the nerves of the base  (redstate.com)	(166)
(Some Guy)		Would-be Obama assassin tweets his prediction that he will not be arrested. Secret Service: Challenge accepted  (blogs.miaminewtimes.com)	(110)
		Senate Democrats demand Obama tap the Strategic Re-Election Reserve  (thehill.com)	(120)
		Republicans mock Obama for energy policies they once supported. It's not clear how vehemently they'll oppose his upcoming Republicans Consume Food and Water Act  (huffingtonpost.com)	(107)

		The same day Romney says he won't "light his hair on fire" to excite the GOP base, Obama gives him a political clinic to show him how it's done  (2012.talkingpointsmemo.com)	(174)
		You're not going to believe this, but GOP is losing a lot of female voters  (cbsnews.com)	(209)
(Some Guy)		Birther: "I'm not racist or anything, but Obama can't be president because he's black"  (care2.com)	(230)
		Ted Nugent: 'Obama Is an 'Anti-American Monster, but notes GOP candidates lack balls. "This guitar is guaranteed to blow the balls off a charging newt at sixty paces"  (news.yahoo.com)	(144)
(Some Guy)		From the "I could have sworn he died a couple of years ago" file: Louis Farrakhan gives a fiery speech about the role of Muslims in such historical events as 9/11, Gadhaffi's fall, Obama's assassination, etc  (articles.chicagotribune.com)	(76)
(Some Guy)		Hey, is Obama to blame for gas prices? According to this picture he is. I KNEW he was muslin  (sphotos.xx.fbcdn.net)	(212)
		Strangely even though Santorum and Romney are locked in a do-or-die struggle to win Michigan, for some strange reason, both seem to be studiously avoiding courting Muslim-Americans who are a major GOP voting bloc in the state  (news.yahoo.com)	(74)
		New Michigan poll shows Santorum regaining the lead over Romney by a point, but if you just look at the numbers from Monday, Santorum is up by five. This is good news... for Obama   (livewire.talkingpointsmemo.com)	(85)
		Have a heart, the banks are the real victims here  (bloomberg.com)	(26)

		Rick Santorum: the recession was caused not by a housing bubble, but by high gas prices. Maybe he should just stick to social issues   (politicalticker.blogs.cnn.com)	(238)
		Obama says "There is no magic bullet" that will instantly lower gas prices. GOP leaders immediately criticized Obama for dangerously weakening America by failing to maintain our magic bullet arsenal  (news.bostonherald.com)	(163)
		Arizona Governor Jan Brewer gives the finger to President Obama's White House dinner invitation  (azcentral.com)	(108)

		On today's "This is Your Republican Party," Rick Santorum calls Obama a "snob" for wanting people to go to college   (livewire.talkingpointsmemo.com)	(432)
		Wyoming is looking into issuing its own currency, a draft, a standing army and purchasing aircraft and an aircraft carrier, to replace the prairie schooner they use now to defend the mountains from Obama  (reason.com)	(128)

		Why did the Obama administration let the banks off with little more than a wagging finger and an "Oh YOU"?  (slate.com)	(214)
		Vending machine fees will be seven times higher thanks to Obamacare. Or because the governor wants more revenue. Definitely one of those  (bostonherald.com)	(121)

		The Fox Effect and how it shapes the media landscape. Today's lesson: Gas prices  (crooksandliars.com)	(134)
		Santorum says Obama's college plan is a secret plot to "Indoctrinate" America's youth by teaching them facts and critical thinking skills and all other manner of ungodly stuff  (nationaljournal.com)	(292)
		While the Republican presidential candidates seem to have a monopoly on eccentric billionaire supporters, the Obama campaign fights back with a powerful secret weapon: Merchandising. The Schwartz is strong in this one  (news.yahoo.com)	(54)
		USA Today: Let's just admit that the auto bailouts worked. We can admit we were wrong when we first came out against them, why can't the Republicans?  (usatoday.com)	(272)
		The number of American families living in "extreme poverty" has doubled since 1996. Damn you, Obama....DAMN YOU  (usatoday.com)	(83)
		Should the government be blamed for high gas prices? Here comes the (economic) science  (slate.com)	(99)
		Bill Maher donates $1 million to Obama Super-PAC. Which brings their total donations to a whopping $1,058,815. Ooo...look at the GOP shaking in their boots...with laughter  (thedailybeast.com)	(200)
(Investors Business Daily)		In front of a group of stunned engineers, Obama claims he can turn algae into jet fuel and then proceeds to do that trick where it looks like he's pulling his thumb off  (news.investors.com)	(196)
		Florida Congressman Allen West is pissed that Obama raised gas prices such that it costs him $70 to fill the tank on his DoucheMobile. WAAAAAAAAAAA  (autos.yahoo.com)	(98)

		President Obama steps out of his Magical Time Machine for a speech on immigration: "I've got another five years coming up. We're going to get this done"  (content.usatoday.com)	(129)
		New Gallup poll: If the election were held today, 50 percent of those polled would support Romney, versus 46 percent who would support Obama, but it all could change in the next two weeks if Romney and Santorum keep their mouths open  (thehill.com)	(205)
		GOP: Crap...what the hell have we done?  (politico.com)	(251)
		It's been a while, but Obama finally found another world leader to apologize to  (politico.com)	(293)
		When trying to claim Newt lied, please make sure the link you put up actually doesn't disprove your claim  (newsbusters.org)	(95)
		There's one thing the Republican front runners agree on: Obama isn't borrowing enough money  (washingtonpost.com)	(105)
		Obama to deliver a speech, possibly involving song, explaining how contraception limitations cause high gas prices  (foxnews.com)	(43)
		The GOP's conundrum: Created by Bush, so it's good. Wait, it's supported by Obama, so it's bad. Crap, the ACLU is against it so it has to be good. UGH  (wired.com)	(39)

		Continuing his war on women, Rick Santorum claims that prenatal testing is just a liberal mindtrick to get women to abort as many babies as they possibly can  (nbcpolitics.msnbc.msn.com)	(157)
		I don't know what's worse: An elected official joking about putting Obama in jail, or the fact that he freely admits he ripped the joke off from Jay Leno  (daytondailynews.com)	(33)
		President Obama once again caught on camera checking out an attractive woman  (buzzfeed.com)	(142)
		Sheriff Joe Arpaio will release the findings of his investigation into Obama's birth certificate on March 1 during the season finale of Fox's So You Think You Can Derp  (huffingtonpost.com)	(58)
		Actor sneaked cocaine into the White House Correspondent's Dinner, so Obama's a junkie and Sarah Palin is automatically president. Fark: Source is not Fox News  (tampabay.com)	(35)
		Santorum to media: Now that I've got an actual shot at winning this thng, please ignore all the crazy shiat I said during the 2008 campaign as it is "not relevant to what's being discussed in America today"  (nationaljournal.com)	(143)
		In a desperate bid to remain relevant, Sarah Palin opens her clammy yap and almost says a bad word  (politico.com)	(164)
		Professional liar...um...White House press secretary, says that Obama did not turn down the Keystone Pipeline. It was reverse vampires  (realclearpolitics.com)	(154)
		Obama to seek a 28 percent corporate tax rate for the few remaining businesses who still pay taxes in this country  (wrcbtv.com)	(145)

		Are you sitting down? Good. Mitt Romney has reversed course, praising the "important role" of labor unions  (rawstory.com)	(149)
		Rick Santorum: 10% of all deaths in the Netherlands are from euthanasia and half of those are involuntarily. The Netherlands: "We kill the elderly like there's no tomorrow"  (buzzfeed.com)	(525)
		Romney campaign spent more than twice as much cash as it raised last month, may become target for takeover by Bain Capital  (politico.com)	(62)
		Newt Gingrich proclaims Barack Obama is "the most dangerous president in American history." Jefferson Davis weeps  (politics.blogs.foxnews.com)	(300)
		Let them eat cake: Just weeks after 17-day Hawaii vacation First Lady Obama hits the slopes with daughters on Aspen ski trip  (dailymail.co.uk)	(258)

		Indiana Republican warns that the Girl Scouts are "radicalized" as proven by the fact that Michelle Obama is their honorary President  (chicagotribune.com)	(217)
		Conservatives deride Obama's "soft despotism", because clearly what is needed is actual, hard, old-school conservative despotism  (realclearpolitics.com)	(43)
		Obama can't land Olympics for Chicago, GOP opponents call him a failure. Romney saves Olympics for Salt Lake City, GOP opponents call him a failure. Talk about no-win situations  (latimes.com)	(31)

		UK: Hey everyone, we are starting to privatize our Health Care system to make it more like the USA, this government thing doesn't seem to work very well  (hotair.com)	(271)
		New footage, presumably from Fox News, reveals results of an Obama 2012 win  (liveleak.com)	(130)

		Not really news: First Lady Michelle Obama surprises visitors on White House tour. Fark: She shakes hands with a teenager wearing a Ron Paul T-shirt. AWKWARD (w/video & photos)  (dailymail.co.uk)	(345)
		Obama has forced so much socialism onto GM that they're actually giving their workers bonuses  (msnbc.msn.com)	(97)
		President Obama Announces the 2012 Launch of African Americans for Obama. Of course if a white candidate did this, it would be racist  (youtube.com)	(269)
		"Winning The Future." "Greater Together." "We Don't Quit." All have been suggested as replacements for "Hope and Change". You can do better, Fark. Any suggestions for the Obama2012 campaign slogan?  (reuters.com)	(357)

		Congress does something  (cnn.com)	(83)
(Some Guy)		If you are flying in a Cessna with 40 pounds of pot, you should try to stay out of the same air space as the President of the United States  (losangeles.cbslocal.com)	(47)

		In what must be one of the most brazen acts of flip-flopitude in history, Romney decides to take credit for the Obama auto industry bailout  (abcnews.go.com)	(127)
		While republicans debate about the best way to use a vagina, Obama is rolling toward a blowout win with over 300 electoral votes  (news.yahoo.com)	(171)
(Some Guy)		Vader, crushed by the Rebellion and the Obama economy, resorts to armed robbery. He is being held in detention block AA 23  (wacotrib.com)	(46)
		GOP: "It's an outrage that Obamacare forces employers to pay for contraception." Reporter: "How do you feel about Romneycare, which has the same provision?" GOP: ***crickets***   (tpmdc.talkingpointsmemo.com)	(289)
		Bishops: "Obama's mandate violates the sacred beliefs of Catholic Employers." Catholic Employers: "Actually, we're cool with it. Please stop speaking for us"  (nytimes.com)	(173)
		You are now free to continue not having a job  (cbsnews.com)	(95)
		1 in 12 marriages in the United States are more open minded than President and Mrs. Obama's  (msnbc.msn.com)	(151)

		By the end of his first term, Pres. Obama will have added $5 trillion to the national debt. This is $1.6 trillion more than Bush did in eight years  (caffertyfile.blogs.cnn.com)	(414)
		"Lines Crossed: Separation of Church and State. Has the Obama Administration Trampled on Freedom of Religion and Freedom of Conscience?" Is this A)a booth title at CPAC B)a talk radio topic or C)a hearing of the US Congress  (dailykos.com)	(426)
		Remember Anita Dunn? She was Obama's communications director who spent so much time trying to tarnish the image of hedge funds? You'll never guess what her new gig is  (dailycaller.com)	(86)
		Walker cancels on his date with Obama  (2012.talkingpointsmemo.com)	(166)
		Obama to donors: "I know you are upset, but this time I promise you that we will have real change if you reelect me"  (nymag.com)	(122)
		Warren Buffett is playing Obama, the government and you like a fiddle  (reason.com)	(74)
		Andrew Sullivan thinks that Obama hoodwinked the Bishops on the contraception issue after their Palin-powered mind rays failed to trick him. Or something. (Bonus: Picture of Chris Matthews responding exactly how one should to Andrew Sullivan)  (newsbusters.org)	(73)
		As primary season enters its second month, the messages of the remaining campaigns begin to diverge. Romney: I'm the most electable. Santorum: I'm the most conservative. Gingrich: I'm not dead yet  (news.yahoo.com)	(62)

		Best Korea enlists populace to join "Truth Teams" to explain the Truth® to their uneducated neighbors. Sorry, I meant to say "The Obama Campaign." Sorry, carry on Citizen  (news.yahoo.com)	(336)
		Sarah Palin says long, competitive battle for GOP presidential nomination will result in a Republican victory in November, and that a brokered convention could be a good thing. This is what Sarah Palin really believes  (firstread.msnbc.msn.com)	(134)
		Obama's budget heading to Congress where it will [insert your own metaphor for a slow painful death here]  (wrcbtv.com)	(98)

Obama asserts that the Soviet Union's Constitution is better than our Constitution. THIS IS AN OUTR-wait.... Obama didn't say that, but Scalia did? Never mind then  (thinkprogress.org)

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		Catholics are still pissed at Obama. Apparently, they won't be satisfied until they nail him to the wall  (desmoinesregister.com)	(410)
		What's next up for Obama? Get rid of that pesky little second amendment thingie. Of course, did you think otherwise?  (washingtontimes.com)	(550)

		It's starting to look as if the roles are now reversed - that Obama is Lucy with the football, and the Republicans are Charlie Brown  (slate.com)	(271)
		Obama has decided to pull out of birth-control ruling  (thedailybeast.com)	(355)
		Santorum approaches Derpcon 3, claiming Obama is helping Iran obtain nuclear weapons  (haaretz.com)	(111)
		Michelle Obama can hold the mystery meat when she prys it from my cold dead hands ...Wait, that didn't come out right  (breitbart.com)	(82)
		At CPAC, speakers warn about the greatest threats to the America they love, like Obama, the Deficit, Obama, Iran, Obama, and, of course, low-flow toilets: " 'We Are a nation of Double Flushers' one Congressman cried"  (washingtonpost.com)	(177)
(Some Advocate)		Obama LGBT dinner expected to raise a fabulous $1.5 million dollars  (advocate.com)	(28)
		Underneath a bellicose posture, a decaying and fractured regime. But enough about Obama, how are things in Iran these days?  (upi.com)	(31)
		George Will nearly fogs up his wire rimmed glasses in a rage: "Republicans who think America is being endangered by "appeasement" and military parsimony have worked that pedal on their organ quite enough" Oh snap  (washingtonpost.com)	(61)
		Obama releases his campaign playlist on Spotify. Fox News disappointed with the damn American-ness of it all. Everyone else disappointed with the damn U2-ness of it all  (shortlist.com)	(152)

		Senators circulating resolution urging Obama not to try anything sensible like trying to "contain" a nuclear-armed Iran diplomatically the way we did the Soviet Union, but instead go straight to the bombs and tanks  (news.yahoo.com)	(148)
		Now witness the full power of Mitch McConnell's projection  (politico.com)	(103)
		Like a typical politician, Obama wants to be reelected, raise money AND make clear policy distinctions with his opposition. How droll, how uncouth, how offensive to sensibilities of our cherished political punditry. Have you no shame sir?  (politico.com)	(45)
		Jobless claims fall to a four-year low on news that Obama will soon begin pelting the unemployed with marshmallows   (bottomline.msnbc.msn.com)	(177)

		Not sure whether to go with a Mayan calendar joke or cue up General Akbar, but House Republicans have agreed to give Obama line-item veto power  (huffingtonpost.com)	(122)
(Some Guy)		Winning: The American public's dependence on the federal government shot up 23% in just two years under President Obama, with 67 million now relying on some federal program  (news.investors.com)	(157)
		American public with Bush as president: WE OPPOSE TORTURE. STOP ENDLESS WARS. CLOSE GITMO. American public with Obama as president: Can we get some torture drones with our Gitmo?  (washingtonpost.com)	(429)
		President Obama helps launch a marshmallow across the State Dining Room. SCIENCE  (youtube.com)	(131)
		Santorum's stunning 30-point victory over Romney in Missouri is tempered somewhat by the fact that: A) The primary didn't count, and therefore B) only 30,000 people actually showed up to vote  (news.yahoo.com)	(82)
		Santorum surges with surprise threesome  (washingtonpost.com)	(154)

		Bush would like to remind you he was not a gambler with tax payer monies, and you can take that to the bank  (beta.finance.yahoo.com)	(102)
(Sort of)		This might shock you, but the ad group responsible for the Clint Eastwood "Halftime in America" Super Bowl ad also worked on the Obama 2008 campaign  (thedaily.com)	(509)
		Why does The Onion refuse to make fun of the things right-wing bloggers want them to make fun of?  (bighollywood.breitbart.com)	(435)
		Republicans finally realize they're helping Obama. This is bad news, for Obama  (nymag.com)	(65)
		If you don't have the sense to re-elect Obama, that's your own -- I mean Bush's -- fault  (townhall.com)	(46)
		Will Santorum surge sap Romney's momentum? Will Gingrich give up and move on to a younger, more attractive state? And what the hell is up with RON PAUL? It's your official Minnesota caucus thread  (businessweek.com)	(30)

(411Mania)		Latest ABCNews poll has President Obama leading Mitt Romney 51-45%, and by more than 2 to 1, voters say that the more they learn about Romney, the less they like him. This is bad news...for Obama  (411mania.com)	(172)
		Question: Why have college tuitions gone up? Joe Biden Answer: Government subsidies like the ones President Obama wants to expand  (realclearpolitics.com)	(149)
		Iran bank accounts in the US frozen, basically putting them at a zero balance. Those overdraft fees are gonna be murder  (newsmax.com)	(51)
		Fox News contributor and Breitbart catamite: "Obama should go back to burning the taxpayer-funded incense to whatever pagan, foreign deity he's worshipping"  (mediamatters.org)	(196)
		Obama says US and Israel hope to find diplomatic means of nuking Iran  (foxnews.com)	(203)
		The RCP average of President Obama's job approval rating is now positive for the first time since right after Osama Bin Laden was killed. This is bad news... for Obama  (realclearpolitics.com)	(114)
		As predicted in 2011, the Obama administration revises the rules on how to calculate the jobless rates, just in time to kickoff his reelection campaign  (washingtontimes.com)	(299)
		In Nevada victory speech, Romney says his mission is to "save the soul of America" - presumably by letting America die and then retroactively baptising it  (news.yahoo.com)	(117)

		Obama: "I deserve a second term"  (content.usatoday.com)	(356)
		Remember how Obama said that US drone attacks have "not caused a huge number of civilian casualties?" Yeah, turns out they've been targeting rescuers at the scenes of previous attacks. And firing on mourners at funerals  (salon.com)	(449)
		While we're all distracted by the Republican primary circus, the Koch brothers quietly collect $100 million, $60 million of it from them personally, to defeat Obama in November. Thanks, Citizens United  (huffingtonpost.com)	(300)
		Republican Congressman walks out of Obama's prayer breakfast speech, offended that the President was quoting Jesus' teachings  (dailykos.com)	(336)
(Some Guy)		Obama's Dilemma: how to dissuade Israel from bombing Iran without alienating pro-Israeli voters in November. So, the Obama admin has told Israel that the U.S. won't support an attack on Iran... quietly  (ipsnews.net)	(247)

		Will Romney score back-to-back victories? Will the Sinful State forgive Newt's angry womanizing? Will there be another Santorum surge? And what about RON PAUL? It's your official Nevada Republican caucus thread  (reuters.com)	(320)
		Obama's 2005 Chrysler fails to sell on eBay. Buyers afraid that the car would start slowly, always pull to the left  (dailymail.co.uk)	(45)

		Obama's job news hits new low  (livewire.talkingpointsmemo.com)	(591)
		And now, a friendly doomsday warning from Rick Santorum  (mcall.com)	(134)
		10 examples of politicians trying to be funny. Complete with cringe-inducing videos. Tumbleweeds missing though  (shortlist.com)	(23)
		In a shocking and totally unpredictable move, GOP leaders look to renege on the defense limit cuts called for in last years sequester deal. Obama and Democrats flabbergasted   (tpmdc.talkingpointsmemo.com)	(121)
		Republicans do not support single moms  (businessweek.com)	(45)
		Congressional Republicans are fiercely debating whether they should even try to formulate a policy agenda this year, or whether they should just keep going with "Obama sucks and we have nothing to offer"  (politico.com)	(108)

		Obama admits that religious doctrine guides his decisions  (washingtonpost.com)	(313)
		Is it possible that Obama wanted the GOP to treat him like the Antichrist?  (salon.com)	(120)
		Sen. Mike Lee thinks President Obama using his constitutional power to make recess appointments is exactly like the Japanese attacking Pearl Harbor and killing 2400 Americans  (thinkprogress.org)	(97)
		Obama follows through on promise at town hall meeting to help a woman's husband with his resume-but she's still not sure she's gonna vote for him  (huffingtonpost.com)	(155)
		So, what happens if Obama wins a second term? "We will sentence [our children] to take the first step into 1,000 years of darkness." Welcome to Derpaggedon  (slate.com)	(118)
		So what happens if two "unelectable" candidates, Obama and Romney, square off in the 2012 presidential election? Oh, dear god, the Mayans were right weren't they?  (abcnews.go.com)	(80)
		Obama: Look, Taliban. I'm a tough war president. I'll negotiate an end to war, but I'm no pushover. Taliban: Okay. Do us a favor first and release these top five leaders from Gitmo. You know, as a gesture. Obama: Super-dooper, guys  (foxnews.com)	(72)
		This year, Obama will run not so much on what he really did in 2009 and 2010, but more on what he wanted to do, but was stopped from doing, in 2011 and 2012  (townhall.com)	(55)
		Mr. President, after very careful consideration, sir, I've come to the conclusion that your new green jobs initiative sucks  (usatoday.com)	(50)
		Under Obama, government spending has declined at the steepest rate since the 1970s  (theatlantic.com)	(327)

(Some Guy)		The "electability" argument is bankrupt on both philosophical and practical grounds. It destroys the party's soul and guarantees defeat  (spectator.org)	(104)
		Santorum logic: Since Newt didn't beat Romney in Florida, I'm the only candidate that can beat Romney  (politico.com)	(49)
		WSJ publishes opinion piece which states Obama has an enemies list headed Charles and David Koch, written by... the lawyer for Charles and David Koch. Fox News smiles as its apprentice finally becomes a Sith  (politico.com)	(60)
		Republican "job creators" show a great willingness to create jobs in the "Defeat Obama" industry  (nytimes.com)	(69)
		Despite rout in Florida, Gingrich vows to troll Romney all the way to the convention  (ajc.com)	(123)

		Wow, Newt Gingrich is just like Hillary Clinton Except not at all In any way  (2012.talkingpointsmemo.com)	(67)
		The Obama campaign has found at least $500,000 of the $1.2B missing from MF Global  (weeklystandard.com)	(69)
		Economies of midwest states, particularly Michigan, Indiana, Ohio and Pennsylvania, have improved faster than the rest of the U.S. since 2009. Not that this fact has any particular relevance in this particular year  (bloomberg.com)	(171)
		Senator McConnell: "We gave Obama everything he wanted"  (tpmdc.talkingpointsmemo.com)	(120)
		Defense Security: "The President decides who is a terrorist and if they should be killed". Keyboard commandos outraged, delete any pre-2009 comments agreeing with this concept  (motherjones.com)	(335)
		Obama the chicken is being plucked  (english.pravda.ru)	(79)
(Some Guy)		How rich is Mitt Romney? Take all the wealth from every president from Nixon to Obama. Then double it  (starhq.com)	(265)
		Top Obama campaign official David Axelrod tweets picture of the President with his dog in the presidential limousine in a jab at Romney: "How loving owners transport their dogs"  (politicalticker.blogs.cnn.com)	(115)
		Obama passes on taking 18 of the 20 highest questions offered to him by voters via YouTube during recent Google hangout, but does address the pressing issues of dancing, gaming, and getting the late night munchies  (huffingtonpost.com)	(145)

		President Obama admits bombing Pakistan on numerous occasions  (bbc.co.uk)	(70)
		Well, here's a shock. Arizona Gov. Jan Brewer is using her "tense" meeting with Obama to raise campaign money: " I wasn't pointing at him. I was telling him, 'You have ONE more year.'"  (huffingtonpost.com)	(189)
		LOLWUT? Obama's Al Green karaoke moment helped save economy  (thedc.com)	(20)
(Washingtonian)		White House sources: Obama will be forced out of the Oval Office in 2013  (washingtonian.com)	(171)
		It looked like Obama's re-election campaign was sailing against some stiff political winds, but then hot air masses in Iowa, New Hampshire, South Carolina and Florida dramatically changed the climate  (news.yahoo.com)	(71)
		Michelle Obama stimulus for Barack's package leads to increased sales  (telegraph.co.uk)	(56)
		Gingrich denounces the "pro-abortion, pro-gun-control, pro-tax-increase liberal" running for president and he wasn't talking about Obama  (news.yahoo.com)	(184)
		This just in: Republicans don't like Obama. As in, "hate him with the fire of a thousand suns" dislike. In other news, Bill Gates is rich, Elton John is gay, and the Pacific Ocean is like, wow, really big  (washingtonpost.com)	(235)
		Romney credits change in tactics for Florida surge. And by "tactics" he means "all negative, all the time, flood the airwaves, take no prisoners, outspend everyone by a margin of 7 to 1"  (boston.com)	(71)

Republicans love Romney  (tampabay.com)

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