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22 headlines found matching 'oats'
Fri June 24, 2016
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(WMTW Portland)
 
 
 
Driver dies in Bath crash. This is why you should stick to those little plastic boats and rubber duckies
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Tue June 21, 2016
(KWQC Quad Cities)
 
 
 
Frightening "weirdos in black trench coats" are terrifying spooked Iowans
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Mon June 20, 2016
(Fark)
 
 
 
Fark NotNewsletter: Goats and strawberries
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Wed June 15, 2016
(BBC)
 
 
 
Today's efforts to lie to and scare the British public into voting one way or the other on Brexit next week include a flotilla of fishing boats, a xenophobe, interceptor boats, Bob Geldof, and exchanges of fire by water hoses. Dignity not aboard
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Mon June 13, 2016
(CBC)
 
 
 
Man writes new book commemorating 50 years of bathtub racing in Nanaimo, because someone had to document all those "old silly bathtubs" that morphed into high-tech speedboats
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Wed June 08, 2016
(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
As relationships improve between the US and Cuba, St. Petersburg Yacht Club brings back the Havana race. For the first time since 1959, boats are racing TO Cuba
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Wed June 01, 2016
(Slate)
 
 
 
Tired of your boring old houseplants just sitting there, doing nothing? Welcome to droneplants, the houseplant that floats in the air, kills terrorists
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Sat May 28, 2016
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Police video on dealing with sovereign citizens. Except they aren't police, their badge is gold so they're legally boats. Am I being detained or am I free to go?
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Thu May 19, 2016
(The Indy Channel)
 
 
 
Quaker Oats recalls granola bars over Listeria fears. HA HA
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Boris Johnson, London's former mayor and insurgent leader of the Brexit move, wins an offensive poetry contest for his writings about an interaction between a Turkish leader and a goat
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Wed May 18, 2016
(Network World)
 
 
 
Quaker Oats threatened to sue actual Quakers for trademark infringement. The response by the Quakers to the company's lawyer is brilliant
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Mon May 09, 2016
(UPI)
 
 
 
The 'Running of the Goats' turns baaad when it turns into 'Goats on the Run'
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Tue May 03, 2016
(Boston Herald)
 
 
 
Two boats burn because fire department can't get water to them
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Thu April 28, 2016
(Fox Sports)
 
 
 
Europe's Strongest Man eats 11 times a day, consuming 8.3 pounds of food. Or as most Americans call that, seconds at the Old Country Buffet
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Wed April 20, 2016
(The Spectator UK)
 
 
 
A venerable Brit magazine / Is hoping to make quite a scene / 'bout a man who blows goats / When he's not farking stoats / So y'all need to enter this, because subby's really bad at it and you can win like $1400 or something
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Mon April 18, 2016
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Somebody fetch me my $27 fainting goats, which are actually more like $28 or $29. Oh the humanity of it all
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Tue April 12, 2016
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Don't make fun of presidents who have sex with goats. Even if they do
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Thu March 24, 2016
(Some Food Nut)
 
 
 
Fark Food Thread: Whether you want to avoid gluten or just try something different, there are many varieties of grains for what you're cooking or baking. Let's celebrate oats to spelt and all the others.. it's a grains thread. Difficulty: non-wheat
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Sun March 20, 2016
(KSDK St. Louis)
 
 
 
Ugly ass baby goat born with paralysis of back legs is totes magoats adorbs
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Thu March 10, 2016
(Herald Online)
 
 
 
Mares eat oats and Does eat oats and little Lambs eat ivy, a Kid'll eat ivy too, unless they're stuck in a boring kindergarten lecture. Then they'll eat paste
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Fri March 04, 2016
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Will the fifth time be the charm? How many boats will enter the exclusion zone? Can the fuel stay cool? SpaceX Falcon 9 launch window opens at 6:35PM Eastern, hopefully drone ship landing soon to follow
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Thu March 03, 2016
(Farktography)
 
Farktography
 
Theme of Farktography Contest No. 565: "Boats 2" Details and rules in first post. LGT next week's theme
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