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Headlines matching 'nyc'
Mon January 30, 2012
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(DailyFinance) Scary The list of America's 25 most dangerous neighborhoods. Chicago? NYC? Cincinnati laughs as it robs you at gunpoint  (dailyfinance.com) (281)
(CBS-NY) Unlikely State Senator wants to ban eating on NYC subway trains. All other bodily functions still encouraged  (newyork.cbslocal.com) (107)
(Fox News) Interesting New analysis of data from the summer of 2003 in NYC shows rise in deaths were attributed to blackout, not customer heart attacks after receiving Con Ed bills  (foxnews.com) (5)


Fri January 27, 2012
(The Daily Press) Sad NYC Tfers: If you've seen this kid recently, let the police know. LGT details. Dad is subby's co-worker  (articles.dailypress.com) (76)


Thu January 26, 2012
(NYPost) Dumbass If you take a shortcut home by walking through a NYC subway tunnel watch out for litter, tepid water, fast moving trains  (nypost.com) (29)
(NYPost) Amusing Today's HS art teacher banging the daylights out of her students after plying them with pot and alcohol brought to you by NYC (w/you'd spank her with your paint brush too pic)  (nypost.com) (40)


Wed January 25, 2012
(The New York Times) Followup NYC amputee-diabetic campaign features man who had his leg 'shopped off  (nytimes.com) (29)


Sat January 21, 2012
(WABC) Cool New app cracks one of the most unbreakable codes on earth: a NYC parking sign  (abclocal.go.com) (124)


Thu January 19, 2012
(Gothamist) Obvious Contrary to what the hipsters will tell you, the NYC of the 1980s was a farking shiathole (and here's pictorial proof)  (gothamist.com) (259)


Wed January 18, 2012
(Some Guy) Strange Not news: Small, furry mammal discovered on NYC subway. News: It's an oppossum, not a rat. Fark: Officials say it's the first time a wild animal has ever been found on the subway  (democratandchronicle.com) (24)
(NYPost) Silly NJ Governor Chris Christie says that if the NY Giants win the Superbowl NJ should pay for them to parade around the Meadowlands parking lot in lieu of NYC paying for a parade down Broadway in Manhattan  (nypost.com) (104)


Tue January 17, 2012
(Houston Chronicle) Weird It's always awkward when you're on a busy train and your wife tells you to look between her legs and you see a head coming out  (chron.com) (37)


Mon January 16, 2012
(The New York Times) Obvious NYC media, 2004: "we're not saying Tiki Barber is going to Canton, but....He's going to Canton." NYC media, 2012: ""we're not saying Tom Coughlin is going to Canton, but....he's going to Canton"  (fifthdown.blogs.nytimes.com) (103)


Thu January 12, 2012
(WGAL 8) Amusing NYC subway workers launch "Rate My Rat" website. Upload your pic today  (wgal.com) (71)


Wed January 11, 2012
(cbs local) Fail If you're a NYC teacher trying to get time off by faking a jury duty note, it's probably a good idea to use a calendar and spell checker  (newyork.cbslocal.com) (51)


Tue January 10, 2012
(doubtful news) Spiffy Doubtful News tips their hat to FARK for a real big NYC rodent story  (doubtfulnews.com) (0)


Mon January 09, 2012
(Some Guy) Amusing Bronies and Pegasisters invade Manhattan for a sold out BRONYCON. Yes there are photos, wonderful fluffy happy tolerant rainbow photos  (theawl.com) (211)


Sat January 07, 2012
(Vancouver Sun) Spiffy Vancouver's world-famous "Japadog" expanding to NYC to take on city's classic street hot dogs. Whose wiener will reign supreme?  (blogs.vancouversun.com) (61)


Fri January 06, 2012
(CBS News) Sappy The same security camera that captured a man stealing a family's Christmas presents also captures him returning them two days later with an apology note. Unclear if you can see his heart grow three sizes  (cbsnews.com) (13)


Tue January 03, 2012
(The Daily Caller) Obvious Today's NYC has got you by the short hairs for unknowingly violating its gun law brought to you by the Empire State Building  (dailycaller.com) (485)
(CBS News) Fail Herman Cain's qualifications for Secretary of Defense include serving several dangerous tours in the Omaha province and braving the streets of NYC to take a tour of the Intrepid  (cbsnews.com) (152)


Thu December 29, 2011
(CBS New York) Stupid Old and busted: Romney calling himself unemployed. New hotness: Newt Gingrich calling himself middle class. With bonus ironic pot-shot at Bloomberg  (newyork.cbslocal.com) (60)
(Starpulse) Unlikely "Glee" star Lea Michele has threatened to move out of NYC if Bloomberg doesn't get rid of all the horses pulling carriages in Central Park. In related news, "Glee" star Lea Michele is moving  (starpulse.com) (86)


Mon December 26, 2011
(NYPost) Followup Cop- and tourist-hating NYC attack pigeon tamed by hot redhead opera singer  (nypost.com) (55)


Fri December 23, 2011
(NYPost) Strange NYC subway vigilante Bernard Goetz gets his sweet revenge... well sort of  (nypost.com) (149)


Tue December 20, 2011
(Warming Glow) Hero "Community" flash mob to visit NYC's Rockefeller Center Christmas Tree in effort to save the show. This message is approved by Annie's Boobs  (warmingglow.uproxx.com) (83)
(My Fox NY) Asinine NYC man gets a ticket for putting his garbage cans at the curb 30 minutes early. Thanks zero tolerance Sanitation Department for the $100 ticket  (myfoxny.com) (121)


Thu December 15, 2011
(Yahoo) Strange Waiter, I'll have the Saddam Hussein Platter please  (news.yahoo.com) (19)


Sat December 10, 2011
(Huffington Post) Obvious Mayor Bloomberg orders NYC shelters to screen the homeless as a way of ensuring that the city helps only the truly needy. Because hanging out in a NYC homeless shelter is such a hot ticket with the glitterati these days  (huffingtonpost.com) (75)


Mon December 05, 2011
(Vanishing New York) Amusing Old-school NYC metalworking shop realizes second life after being sold to real-estate sharks back in 2008, stays standing as pop-up holiday gift boutique selling monocles and artisanal yurts  (vanishingnewyork.blogspot.com) (15)
(The New York Times) Silly Turtle escapes NYC wildlife center, beats Giants secondary for a 39-yard gain  (nytimes.com) (17)


Fri December 02, 2011
(Some Guy) Cool Pictures of 1940s NYC by some kid named Kubrick. You'd think he'd've had a future involving cameras, or film, or something  (retronaut.co) (69)


Wed November 30, 2011
(NYPost) Asinine Due to the national economic downturn, NYC upgrades critical, deteriorated, substandard highway in danger of collapse to safe and reliable  (nypost.com) (39)


Tue November 29, 2011
(Denver Post) Interesting To bolster safety ... Unusual signs go up ... New York tries haiku  (denverpost.com) (45)


Mon November 21, 2011
(The Sun) Fail Katy Perry and Russell Brand's marriage is in trouble, so naturally she's talking about having a baby  (thesun.co.uk) (83)


Mon November 14, 2011
(NYPost) Amusing NYC marathon entrant finishes race in impressive time of 3:16:00, locates car in unimpressive time of 47:59:30  (nypost.com) (8)


Fri November 11, 2011
(Yahoo) Asinine Picture of the Rhine river sells at auction for a record $4.3 million, or roughly 10 times what it would have cost to buy the land and build a house on it with a giant picture window overlooking the same scene  (news.yahoo.com) (170)


Fri November 04, 2011
(New York Daily News) Cool Conan caps first anniversary on TBS with a gay wedding in NYC. "I now pronounce you husband and husband. You can kiss the groom"  (nydailynews.com) (72)


Thu October 27, 2011
(Gothamist) Sick Man vows to fappucino in every Starbucks bathroom in NYC  (gothamist.com) (70)


Wed October 26, 2011
(cbs new york) Asinine Cool: NYC stores sell sexy chamber maid Hallloween costumes. Not cool: For six-year-olds  (newyork.cbslocal.com) (30)


Tue October 25, 2011
(NYPost) Spiffy Vroooooooooooooooom, start your engines: Formula One to unveil plans to hold a Grand Prix race in NJ with the NYC skyline as a backdrop in 2013  (nypost.com) (89)
(New York Daily News) Dumbass NYC Transit President thinks that the subway doesn't need garbage cans and that riders will simply throw their trash out before entering the system. Rats enjoying the buffet on platforms and the tracks agree  (nydailynews.com) (80)


Fri October 21, 2011
(NPR) Fail Woman frets about paying back $160K student loan while still affording rent in NYC. Luckily, she can buy her organic, locally-grown groceries with a credit card. Seriously, is she trying to win a "you're doing it wrong" contest?  (npr.org) (410)


Mon October 17, 2011
(Some nude model) Unlikely NYC judge rules that hot models in performance art must keep g-strings on until dusk. Because surely nudity is much more appropriate after dark  (wtsp.com) (71)


Fri October 14, 2011
(CBS NYC) Scary Latest attack inside a McDonald's takes place in NYC's Greenwich Village, where a cashier takes a metal rod and beats down two unruly female customers. Have you had your broken skull today? (With extra value video craziness)  (newyork.cbslocal.com) (325)


Thu October 13, 2011
(NYPost) Followup That nice gesture by the Mayor and NYC to clean up the OWS Zuccotti Park on Friday. Yeah, about that  (nypost.com) (428)
(Some Guy) Spiffy NYC Mayor Bloomberg to bring in the water cannons to crush the Occupy Wall Street protesters from Zuccotti Park. Just kidding, but they do need to bring in the power washers to clean the park on Friday. So please let them, then you can go back  (capitalnewyork.com) (68)

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