| Source | Fark Headline | Comments | |
| (Brooklyn Paper) | You've walked into a guy's legally-parked truck, giving yourself a tiny scratch on the leg. Naturally, a lawsuit is in order. But wait, there's more: You're a NYC councilwoman, earning 10 times as much as the truck driver (brooklynpaper.com) | (134) | |
| N.Y.C. eateries must display letter grades from health inspectors. Awesome. Bistro. Classical. Delicious. Food (nj.com) | (46) |
| If you think fish can't live to be 43 years old, you don't know Buttkiss (cbsnews.com) | (65) | ||
| NYPD informs public that rooftop sculptures are not jumpers, and that gargoyles are harmless as long as you DO NOT BLINK (nj.com) | (167) |
| NYC infrastructure is crumbling, and there are few funds for repairs, but one artist may have a solution: Legos (nypost.com) | (53) |
| Armed robbers in $1 million perfume warehouse heist who shouted "NYPD, hands up" may be criminals, but at least they're not liars (nj.com) | (43) |
| Dear Unemployed Masses in the Flyover States, thanks a bunch for the bailout dough, we're fine now, heading out to the Hamptons in a few. Hope things work out for you on your farm-thing or whatever. Love, NYC (cnbc.com) | (48) | ||
| (Some Guy) | NYC bakery makes nothing but "Manly cupcakes for manly men" (butchbakery.com) | (55) | |
| (Corcoran) | Rush Limbaugh's NYC penthouse apartment is up for sale - it's Graceland for right-wingers, and about as tastefully decorated (corcoran.com) | (120) | |
| If you happen to know where Naomi Campbell is, the NYC police would appreciate hearing from you after she went all "Naomi Campbell" on her limo driver (news.bbc.co.uk) | (37) |
| Remodel your apartment kitchen with stuff you bought at IKEA? That's a lawsuitin' (cbsnews.com) | (94) |
| Legless man plants explosive device at NYC train station. Now the trains aren't running either |
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| NYC officials advise citizens to avoid parks as trees in Central Park start acting out The Happening (nypost.com) | (59) |
| Spoiled NYC parents hire high-priced occupational therapists to train their precious snowflakes to hold a pencil or wield scissors (nytimes.com) | (186) |
| Jeeesh.....can't a guy go to the bathroom without NYC taking away your whole livelihood (nypost.com) | (79) | ||
| The Del-Lords, who basically started the Americana movement 25 years ago, reunite for an unannounced show in NYC. With Video Proof. Eat your heart out Uncle Tupelo (youtube.com) | (30) |
| (Some 90 Min Guy) | Dogfish Head is teaming up with Mario Batali and 3 other brewers to open a brewpub on a NYC rooftop so beer snobs and foodies can take in all the smug the city has to offer (dogfish.com) | (73) |
| Random dude on plane uses the "I'm an air marshall" pick up line on Kim Kardashian (huffingtonpost.com) | (40) |
| NYC mayor says Coney Island "is coming back, big time". Like some sort of... circular weather pattern... I'm drawing a blank, help me out here (google.com) | (60) |
| Longest-serving NYC officer retires, keeps a watchful eye on his lawn (upi.com) | (29) |
| 12-year old girl gets arrested in NYC school for: a) selling drugs in homeroom, b) bringing a toy gun to math or, c) doodling on her desk with an erasable marker? (nydailynews.com) | (194) |
| (Urban Hawks) | Pics of a coyote frolicking in Central Park, NYC. Shortly after the photos were taken, the coyote was mugged at gunpoint and tagged by graffiti artists (urbanhawks.blogs.com) | (237) | |
| In NYC, political ethics violations aren't a career-killer or even a setback - they're a job qualification (nytimes.com) | (17) |
| (Some Lazy Guy) | Man proves own laziness by getting strangers to carry him across Manhattan (weinterrupt.com) | (19) | |
| Today's student cruise w/ 'buxom' chemistry teacher makeout brought to you by NYC (w/ "hmm, okay" pic) (nypost.com) | (190) |
| Obama caves on 9/11 trials in NYC: "This will be one more stroke for Al Qaeda's propaganda" (nytimes.com) | (226) |
| In Mayor Bloomberg's new, healthier NYC, you can spend five days in jail for possession of candy (nydailynews.com) | (87) | ||
| Loch Ness monster and polar bear spotted in NYC--the coolest street art you'll see all day (youtube.com) | (16) |
| NYC cabbie returns $21k that a fare left in the back seat, mostly because he's a Muslim (guardian.co.uk) | (177) | ||
| NYC man invents way to finally win an argument with your wife. Turn around and take a running leap off a 16th floor balcony (nypost.com) | (116) |
| (SILive) | If you recently stole 22 tons of tilapia from NYC port, the authorities would like a word with you and would recommend a tanker of California chardonnay to pair with your haul (silive.com) | (109) | |
| Today the House of Representatives' Wheel-O-Graft points the needle at Rep. Gary Ackerman (D-NYC) and his conveniently timed success in the stock market (nydailynews.com) | (29) |
| (Some Egghead) | NYC soup kitchen gets $1100 can of caviar to feed the downtrodden, now will learn which fortified wine might go with that (dnainfo.com) | (234) |
| Jake Gyllenhaal officially "separates" from his odd-looking cephalopod. He also pulls a purple octopus off his head on Sesame Street (eonline.com) | (45) |
| NYC real estate: For $0 a month you can get a 54 square foot jail cell at Riker's Island. For $800 a month you can get a 55 square foot apartment in Hell's Kitchen (nypost.com) | (180) |
| 'The Imaginarium of Doctor Parnassus' premieres in NYC with a stunning Lily Cole and a scary disgruntled gnome (with pics) (huffingtonpost.com) | (65) |
| NYC man makes $45,000/yr picking up discarded OTB slips. Usually when you're a New Yorker making that kind of money bending over, the name Eliot Spitzer comes up sooner or later (nytimes.com) | (42) |
| Citing huge demand and turnout, NYC health authorities happily confirm .00143% of the city was vaccinated against H1N1 this weekend (1010wins.com) | (102) |