Drew Curtis' FARK.com -- links tagged 'notice'

Headlines matching 'notice'

Fri May 24, 2013

Source	Fark Headline		Comments
		Pacers and Heat say Game 2 should be even better. So expect the classier team to win this time...and no one in Miami to notice. (TNT 8:30pm.) source: nba.com \| share:	(402)

Thu May 23, 2013

Ever notice how the Starbucks employee writes your name on the cup? It's comedy gold

source: thefw.com | share:

(10)

Wed May 22, 2013

We secretly replaced the person in charge of delivering the opening prayer at the House of Representatives with an Atheist. Let's see if anyone notices

source: gawker.com | share:

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Tue May 21, 2013


		Kathie Lee Gifford says she will stage a wine-fueled revolt if NBC lets Matt Lauer leave. Notice there wasn't this sort of loyalty for Ann Curry source: tmz.com \| share:	(22)

Sat May 18, 2013

Greek restaurant shut down after inspector notices some of the food still gyrating under its own power

source: tampabay.com | share:

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Wed May 15, 2013

Daughter serves her 91-year-old father an eviction notice from the home he built and lived in for 56 years

source: sunnewsnetwork.ca | share:

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Sat May 11, 2013

Portland area Fark Party, Saturday, May 11, 7 pm. Deschutes Brewery in downtown. Yeah, it's short notice. Whaddya want, planning?

source: fark.com | share:

(70)

Thu May 09, 2013

Husband notices his wife is gaining a little weight, mans the harpoon

source: dailymail.co.uk | share:

(35)

Wed May 08, 2013


		You're driving near a casino when you notice you've been shot in the head. Do you A) Call 911, B) Jump out and flag down the nearest motorist, Or C) Calmly drive up to valet parking? To be fair though, they have a hell of a buffet source: kolotv.com \| share:	(10)

Fri May 03, 2013

Yeah, um, oops. Sorry boss. How was I supposed to notice the screwed up track that was right in front of me

source: liveleak.com | share:

(20)

Sun April 28, 2013

The Elton John/Madonna feud is over. In other news, Elton John and Madonna were feuding, and someone actually gave enough of a damn to notice and write an article about it

source: huffingtonpost.com | share:

(16)

Fri April 26, 2013

Today's "living with a corpse for months" story is out of a trailer park in Redford, Michigan. No one noticed the stench because, hey, it's a trailer park

source: clickondetroit.com | share:

(38)

Thu April 25, 2013

School in Germany decides to give six-year-olds explicit sex ed, let's see if anyone notices [w/Not safe for work illustrations]

source: spiegel.de | share:

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Thu April 18, 2013

North Korea vows that their attack on South Korea will start without notice. It will also start without proper weapons, ammunition or a trained army

source: guardian.co.uk | share:

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Wed April 17, 2013

		Scientists admit that the "Hubble Constant," a key number in their claims that the universe was created billions of years ago instead of merely thousands, isn't really constant at all. Next they'll notice that there are still monkeys around source: npr.org \| share:	(43)
		In case you haven't noticed, and judging by the budget cuts and bad reports about lack of vision, you haven't. NASA is threatening to stay on track to get a manned mission to Mars in 2021. Bonus...big rocket source: science.nbcnews.com \| share:	(49)

Mon April 15, 2013

The Battleship New Jersey allows visitors to load and fire the ship's 16-inch main guns at Camden, NJ. Camden residents not expected to notice any difference

source: philly.com | share:

(79)

Sat April 13, 2013

In case you haven't noticed, and judging by the attendance you haven't, the Astros have won a few here and there and are threatening to climb out of the cellar

source: msn.foxsports.com | share:

(49)

Fri April 12, 2013

		Pro-life supporters wonder why no media outlets are covering Dr. Kermit Gosnell's trial, fail to notice dozens of media outlets have been covering case since 2011 source: salon.com \| share:	(183)
		Did you notice the blooper in the Seinfeld episode "The Parking Garage"? source: youtube.com \| share:	(26)
		Indiana dentist pulls out all of man's teeth without his permission. Patient sues for pain, suffering, the cost of moving to Alabama where no one will notice source: myfox8.com \| share:	(79)

Wed April 10, 2013

You ever notice how American parents raise their children like THIS, but parents from all other countries raise their children like THIS?

source: slate.com | share:

(55)

Sun April 07, 2013

Marlins run out of first basemen due to multiple injuries, let random outfielders and catchers audition for job on short notice. Coach: "There's a lot more to it than running over and putting your foot on a white thing"

source: miamiherald.com | share:

(56)

Sat April 06, 2013

CNN regurgitates a crappy "living in sin" article from 1975 that they stole, hopes nobody notices that all they did was change the dates and pretend that your dead grandparents are even moderately concerned about this "new trend"

source: cnn.com | share:

(83)

Thu April 04, 2013

How exactly do you steal 6 MILES of copper wire, and nobody notice?

source: hosted.ap.org | share:

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Wed March 27, 2013

In a move that nobody will notice, a Seattle suburb decides it'll be a good idea to remove the word "Easter" from the annual egg hunt

source: komonews.com | share:

(68)

Tue March 26, 2013

I'm the mayor and I didn't notice that my neighbour planted 1000 cannabis plants. Welcome to Europe

source: neurope.eu | share:

(17)

Fri March 22, 2013

DoD delaying furlough notices because Congress actually did something with the budget

source: politico.com | share:

(40)

Wed March 20, 2013

Not news: Camera manufacturer doesn't like product review. News: Sends out DMCA takedown notice. FARK: Citing trademark, not copyright, infringement. UltraFARK: The backtracking statement is even worse

source: arstechnica.com | share:

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Tue March 19, 2013

"Letterman's interview with Selena Gomez should have been on USA Network because she put Justin Bieber on Burn Notice"

source: hypervocal.com | share:

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Sun March 17, 2013

Electricity thief arrested by sheriff, that's good. Sheriff notices neighbor's lawn is on fire, that's bad. Sheriff discovers hidden meth lab after the fire, that's good. Meth lab is guarded by snakes, that's bad

source: packet-media.com | share:

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Fri March 15, 2013

For anyone who had "two days" in the "How long will it take for the conservative media to notice the new Pope is brown and question his loyalty to white people?" pool, come and collect your winnings

source: townhall.com | share:

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Wed March 13, 2013

"You ever notice American Cardinals act like this while non-American Cardinals act like this?"

source: buzzfeed.com | share:

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Mon March 11, 2013

You know you've got a big ass when you got shot in it while at a street festival and don't even notice until somebody later points out that you're bleeding

source: miamiherald.com | share:

(53)

Sat March 09, 2013

Fark: Officer leaving parking ticket on windshield fails to notice dead body in the driver's seat. DumbAsFark: Twice

source: mlive.com | share:

(59)

Fri March 08, 2013

Update for those of you who were curious: Farkette's son's friend and his software company are almost to their goal of making a reality of their video game that uses literal mind control to toss trucks. And the LA times has taken notice

source: latimes.com | share:

(10)

Mon March 04, 2013

Cardinal: Here's my two weeks' notice. Pope: No, you're fired today

source: cnn.com | share:

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Wed February 27, 2013

Death notice that ran in The New York Times by retired stockbroker reveals his love of family, country, finance, skiing, opera, ballet and biking in Central Park, love of all NYC... and hatred for the Gray Lady

source: nypost.com | share:

(25)

Tue February 12, 2013

Man who was spying on his neighbor through peepholes in her ceiling is caught when she noticed her cats looking up at him. Ceiling cat is so confused

source: seattlepi.com | share:

(25)

Sat February 09, 2013

News: Hundreds of families notified their college-bound kids awarded 4-year full ride scholarship to Utah university. Fark: Notices were a "clerical error"

source: abcnews.go.com | share:

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Fri February 08, 2013

We've secretly replaced the hunky stripper, a muscular Adonis called Fabio, with a "scruffy" novice stripper called Leon Zbudowskyj. Let's see if this crowd of drunken British women notice

source: mirror.co.uk | share:

(21)

Thu February 07, 2013

		Directions: 1) Buy table at Ikea. 2) Assemble table. 3) Notice it is lopsided. 4) Don't return it because you still love it source: npr.org \| share:	(92)
		Vine's new age restriction notice relies on the honor system. And we all know that horny teenagers would NEVER lie to a computer source: consumerist.com \| share:	(34)