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123 headlines found matching 'note'
Wed December 07, 2016
Source     Fark Headline Comments
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Kid hacks McDonald's intercom to insult drive thru customers and ask if they want 'special sauce'. Most of the customers noted the service was better than usual
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(Peterborough Telegraph)
 
 
 
Brits are being urged to check their new fivers after engraved bank notes worth as much as £50,000 were circulated in a Willie Wonka-style 'Golden Ticket' giveaway
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Tue December 06, 2016
(Metro)
 
 
 
Mariah Carey goes full diva as she performs "All I Want For Christmas" complete with a bevvy of dancers pulling her sled, a snow machine, sequin leotard and 400 notes of runs in 20 seconds
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
In Rome, Anthony Bourdain chats with filmmakers Argento and Ferrara as they traipse around working-class suburbs (the "real Rome"), notes that in WWI Mussolini was considered a crackpot with a kooky idea to make Italy great again
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(NBC New York)
 
 
 
Pathetic robber hits 5 NYC banks in 3 hours, gets nothing, police say
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Fri December 02, 2016
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Noted Tom Hanks ass expert Tom Hanks says that Tom Hanks has a fine ass, one "as firm as tinned hams". TOM HANKS
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Tue November 29, 2016
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Bank of England urged to make new £5 note vegan-friendly
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Giant Swedish Christmas goat set on fire for the 35th time in 50 years
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(Fark Shop)
 
 
 
Fark Store Daily Deal: Asus Eeebook X205TA Windows 8.1 Notebook - Refurbished - $149.99. (Sponsored Link)
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Mon November 28, 2016
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Incoming White House Chief of Staff and noted ring coveting hobbit Reince Priebus says that Trump's cabinet picks mirror those of Abraham Lincoln
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Fri November 25, 2016
(Politico)
 
 
 
Jill Stein's recount effort may seem like a long shot, but, let's just note that the Green Party candidate swinging the election in Hillary Clinton's favor would be just about the most 2016 outcome possible, sooo
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Tue November 22, 2016
(Metro)
 
 
 
Homeopathy doesn't work and now its makers are legally required to note that in their advertising
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Mon November 21, 2016
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Note to self: when I get married, make sure my secret lover doesn't gatecrash the wedding wearing the same dress as my bride
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Noted sociologist explains how to keep the peace at Thanksgiving dinner. Especially with those "agitated liberals" when they are away from the Politics tab
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Sun November 20, 2016
(Oddity Central)
 
 
 
Medical community take note - Chinese farmer invents ingenious kidney stone-removing bed for his ailing wife
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Wed November 16, 2016
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
GOP: Hey FCC, delete all your notes from your meeting. FCC: That sounds reasonable, sure thing
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Tue November 15, 2016
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
After 44 years, take a fascinating look into Francis Ford Coppola's 'Godfather' production notebook - complete with never-before-seen photos, handwritten script notes
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Fri November 11, 2016
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Aaron Sorkin pens heartfelt note to his teenage daughter after Donald Trump is elected. It probably would have been better if he was still doing blow, though
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Thu November 10, 2016
(Daily Star (Lebanon))
 
 
 
Mexico's Pres, "Well yes, we'd be willing to negotiate a 'modern' version of NAFTA.'" Translated for the Mexican ruling class: "Hay un nuevo sheriff en la ciudad"
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Wed November 09, 2016
(BBC)
 
 
 
India scraps 500 and 1,000 rupee bank notes to flush out tax evaders. That 85% of the cash in circulation
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Sat November 05, 2016
(Fark)
 
 
 
Describe this election using only a movie title
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Art Garfunkel is 75 today. Note for note, still one of the purest male tenor voices, ever
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Fri November 04, 2016
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Man takes photo of his life every 30 seconds during each waking moment, hasn't misplaced anything since: "One day he lost a notebook, so he went back through the photos and found where he had left it"
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Thu November 03, 2016
(Fortune)
 
 
 
Samsung's CEO says employee complacency led to the Galaxy Note 7 crisis. As opposed to the company executives not completely testing an inferior product before rushing it out on the market
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Tue November 01, 2016
(WTVR)
 
 
 
Dad of the year feels bad 3-year-old daughter is stuck on a flight on Halloween, so he passes out candy with notes to all the passengers so she can trick or treat
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Mon October 31, 2016
(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
"Donald Trump is a messenger from God, a King David of our time," says noted crazy person Alex Jones, who believes what he's saying
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Sun October 30, 2016
(KOB4)
 
 
 
WWJD? Stealing and destroying other people's Halloween decorations isn't out of the question
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Sat October 29, 2016
(Slate)
 
 
 
That awkward moment when Trump mistakes a black supporter at his rally for a protester and calls him a "thug"
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Fri October 28, 2016
(Kotaku)
 
 
 
Clan in the video game "Destiny" performs elaborate in-game Michael Jackson tribute
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(Is There Any Deal)
 
 
 
More popular than a dark elf mime, it's the Friday Fark Gaming thread. This week Crysis, Crysis Warhead and MOH:PA hit GOG. What have you been playing this week? And, as a sidenote, what was the last game(s) you bought? Pull up a chair
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Thu October 27, 2016
(Daily Telegraph)
 
 
 
'Note to bong-smoking hose thieves'
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(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
China and Saudi Arabia hold dual 'anti-terror' drills, possibly to share notes on the best ways to drive tanks over unruly mobs
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Wed October 26, 2016
(WCVB Boston)
 
 
 
♩ 56 years have passed since I wrote my note....it was a goof right from the start ♪ ..... 1,500 miles later...... ♪ found by a tourist far away, and returned to my daughter's heart. ♬
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Tue October 25, 2016
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Yao Ming has spent most of his life making normal sized humans look like lawn ornaments, but this series of shots in South China is just ridiculous
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(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Please note: it is technically not a crime to ring doorbells at 3AM and demand money, although you may end up getting your ass kicked
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Mon October 24, 2016
(Science Alert)
 
 
 
Researchers studying two-headed shark, note that it really is an evolutionary jump that allows a single shark to attack beachgoers on both legs at once, which is much more efficient
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Fri October 21, 2016
(MRC TV)
 
 
 
Leaked emails reveal John Podesta's troubled love life with his "chopped liver" honey and speed dating encounter. Still searching for love notes to his wife and kids
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Thu October 20, 2016
(CBC)
 
 
 
When will we learn to not let well-meaning amateurs fix Jesus' face?
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Wed October 19, 2016
(The New York Observer)
 
 
 
Bob Dylan's corpus of creative output, from sketchy notes to unheard recordings, is all getting digitized. With advanced database technology helping to associate objects, it will soon be possible to look inside his reconstructed brain
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(SanDiego UnionTribune)
 
 
 
Diversifying its product line, Samsung releases new Galaxy Note 7 prenatal gender tests
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
The 18 best prop bets for tonight's debate. If Trump interrupts Hillary to strangle her with his yellow power tie during a Benghazi question, then walks out while yelling MAGA 9 times, you could make an easy 30 grand
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
The absurdly oversized viola called the Octobasse dwarfs anyone who tries to play it, and produces a note below the threshold of human hearing
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Tue October 18, 2016
(WISN Milwaukee)
 
 
 
Waitress gets a note telling her she should be home taking care of her husband, just like the Bible says
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Exquisite fireball adds some excitement to life in Ottawa
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(C|Net)
 
 
 
Samsung opening Note 7 exchange booths in airports
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(CBC)
 
 
 
My insecurity is why I think Nickelback lovers have bad taste in music
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Seven years of negotiations wasted as Canada-EU trade deal threatens to fall apart thanks to a handful of Belgians. Let nobody say the European Union doesn't work
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
You think the Galaxy Note 7 fires are a big deal? You should have seen the giant explosions around Motorola
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Sun October 16, 2016
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Note to winos: Throw your cheap-ass bottle of Mad Dog 20/20 wine into a blender and presto--you have an expensive vintage of Chateau Lafite
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Sat October 15, 2016
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Since Trump likes to grab vaginas, woman sends Trump a handful of her pubic hair in lieu of a campaign donation. Try to pay for commercials with that
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Fri October 14, 2016
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
A few Note 7 owners: "I am not giving up my phone." Federal DOT: "Challenge accepted"
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Mike Pence's evidence against groping claims is a British man who claimed to procure underage boys for Parliament sex parties and planted false stories in the British press. Seems legit
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(Gothamist)
 
 
 
Ahem... NYC beer drinking Farkers: There sure is a lot of beer that needs drinking this weekend in the big city
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(Is There Any Deal)
 
 
 
Like second breakfast, everyone rejoices when the Friday Fark Gaming thread rolls around. What have you been playing this week? Rocket League? Stellaris? Shadow Warrior 2? MOO? As a side note, what game have you never beaten that you vow to someday?
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Wed October 12, 2016
(Salt Lake Tribune)
 
 
 
Hillary Clinton picks up the endorsement of noted liberal ragsheet The Salt Lake Tribune. Wait, what?
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(Consequence of Sound)
 
 
 
Dispelling reports that Britain's currency is next to useless, someone has discovered you can play records with the new fiver
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Tue October 11, 2016
(WA Today (Australia))
 
 
 
You're doing it wro... no, wait... that's actually right. Thanks, mate
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
Galaxy Note 7 put down like a dog. A "this is fine" dog, to be exact
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(Tech Crunch)
 
 
 
The short explodey life of the Galaxy Note 7
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Mon October 10, 2016
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Want to know what Samsung's Note 7 explosions really mean? It means Apple could sell another 15 million iPhones without even trying
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(From the Grapevine)
 
 
 
To like a food that you think is gross, you just need to eat it somewhere else
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(Time)
 
 
 
Samsung halts production of the replacement Galaxy Note 7s after they too start catching fire
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Sat October 08, 2016
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Watching a Samsung Galaxy Note 7 explode is actually pretty terrifying
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Fri October 07, 2016
(Is There Any Deal)
 
 
 
As another tough work week draws to a close, it's time yet again for the Friday Fark Gaming thread. What have you been playing lately? Stellaris? Fallout 4? MOO? Older games you never beat? As a side note, what have your kid(s), if any, been playing?
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Note to the Washington DC city council; when asked how you're supporting the Nationals' playoff run, reminding everyone that you spent $700 million in public money to buy a billionaire a stadium may not play well with some people
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Thu October 06, 2016
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Noted meteorologist Rush Limbaugh states that major hurricanes are part of the vast left-wing conspiracy
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(Wall Street Journal)
 
 
 
Indian authorities capture pair of Pakistani spy pigeons before they could plot coo
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Wed October 05, 2016
(The Verge)
 
 
 
Samsung just can't seem to get the hang of that whole non-explodey phone thing, after a replacement Galaxy Note 7 forces the evacuation of a Southwest Airlines plane
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Australia's new state-of-the-art, anti-counterfeiting $5 note is so secure that it's being rejected by consumers, shops, vending machines
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Tue October 04, 2016
(Fox 43 Pennsylvania)
 
 
 
Pennsylvania gets out in front of recent spate of clown scares with a 'clown threat bulletin'. Threat levels range from white face paint to red noses. Yellow-stained balloon trousers mysteriously missing
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
HR is onto your fake sick note scheme. Uh-oh
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(Geek.com)
 
 
 
GTA adds Samsung Galaxy Note 7s to be used as sticky bombs during the game
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Sun October 02, 2016
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
NY Times writer received Trump's tax records 9 days ago, notes that it was postmarked NYC with a return address of Trump Tower. Subby doubts Trump knew where his 1995 returns were located. So was it a disgruntled employee or his own campaign?
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
"It's science. You can't deny it; male Hillary Clinton supporters have lower testosterone than male Trump supporters," says noted scientist and Fox News shill Tucker Carlson
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Sat October 01, 2016
(Today)
 
 
 
Teen bullied and ostracized by the cool kids creates app that ensures no student ever has to eat lunch alone again. On a totally unrelated note, TotalFark signup is only $5
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Fri September 30, 2016
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Erdogan looks off Turkey's coast and notes that some Greek islands are really quite spiffy
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(Is There Any Deal)
 
 
 
Like that one game you can't stop coming back to... it's the Friday Fark Gaming thread. What have you been playing? Fallout? Overwatch? Stellaris? MOO? As a side note, what's a game others seem to actively dislike that you can't stop playing?
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Wed September 28, 2016
(ZDNet)
 
 
 
Note to MIT and Google: Get Smart should not be used for design inspiration
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Tue September 27, 2016
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Bills fans continue their proud tradition of tailgate backyard wrestling
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Forget Giuliani or the Lame Stream media, even Stormfront thinks that Hillary won last night's debate
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Fri September 23, 2016
(CNN)
 
 
 
Half of Samsung Galaxy Note 7s have been returned; the rest have burned along with their owners
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(Is There Any Deal)
 
 
 
Welcome yet again to the Friday Fark Gaming thread. What have you been playing this week? DOOM? Fallout 4? Batman: The Telltale Series? Sorcerer King: Rivals? Stellaris? MOO? As a side note, what were you favourite games when you were growing up?
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Thu September 22, 2016
(Paste Magazine)
 
 
 
Here are the trendiest cocktails right now, for people with strong opinions about whether Aquafaba or Soy Lecithin is a better base for tepache, which is fermented pineapple with baking spice notes, then served in a rocks glass with vegetables
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Wed September 21, 2016
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Noted presidential historian and American political scientist Bono weighs in on election: "Donald Trump is potentially the worst idea that ever happened to America, potentially"
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(City Pages)
 
 
 
Noted humanitarian Ted Nugent has a few ideas he'd like to share about the St. Cloud mall stabbings
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
75% of assplodey phone owners think it's worth it
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Tue September 20, 2016
(ZDNet)
 
 
 
Verizon releases Galaxy Note 7 software update with warning, new battery indicator, blast radius estimates
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Mon September 19, 2016
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Architect falls off roof of NYC skyscraper. Apparently the final words he wrote in his notebook were "needs railing"
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Sun September 18, 2016
(People Magazine)
 
 
 
Sixteen going on deceased
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Fri September 16, 2016
(Salon)
 
 
 
Does ayahuasca use lead to swollen egos? "As an American author of note and merit, I've often used drugs to stimulate my already-outstanding creative process." Or does becoming an author turn you into a prick?
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Thu September 15, 2016
(Fark Shop)
 
 
 
Fark Store Daily Deal: 4-port USB universal travel charger. "Uses top-grade microchips & built-in fail-safes to ensure full power & full safety." Samsung may want to take some notes. (Sponsored Link)
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Colorado trolls Michigan by posting their depth chart. Bonus: Abe Vigoda lives again
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Wed September 14, 2016
(Washington Times)
 
 
 
Washington Times gets a laugh from a Fark headline: "Hillary calls Trump supporters a 'basket of deplorables.' Trump calls Hillary supporters a 'basket of deportables,'" notes a headline at Fark.com, the news site famous for its comedic touch"
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(National Post)
 
 
 
Drake bought his neighbour's $3 million home so he'd no longer have to deal with noise complaints
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Tue September 13, 2016
(C|Net)
 
 
 
Samsung plans to nerf Note 7 battery capacity by 40%, in hopes that one won't blow up and take down a jumbo jet
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(SheKnows)
 
 
 
"But everyone is entitled to their own insanity." Even if it's copied from L. Ron?
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Note to amateur cake makers out there: if you make Yoda's light saber the same green color as his skin, it might not look like a light saber when he's holding it a waist level
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Mon September 12, 2016
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Trump finally responds to Hillary health concerns: "It's quite sad, I hope she gets well soon." *blink *
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Thu September 08, 2016
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Like Biff stealing the DeLorean, Trump steals Obama's time machine and claims he warned in a 2004 Esquire interview against invading Iraq...in 2003
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(ESPN Cricket)
 
 
 
Here's why cricket is more like dancing than sport: "It is exactly like playing music, only the ball is the groove"
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Wed September 07, 2016
(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Please note: wearing a mask may give away your bank robbery plans, even if you are an Action Transvestite
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Pro Tip: If you're a CEO accused of paying workers below minimum wage it might not look good if you visit your own factory to show journalists around and reveal a wallet stuffed full of £50 notes
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(Eater)
 
 
 
Irish restaurateur is sick and tired of gluten-free ninnies entering his cafe, demands diners produce doctor's note confirming celiac disease before serving them gluten-free dishes
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
Bank robber: "I'd rather rob this bank and then quietly go sit in the lobby and wait for police and go to jail than have to go home to my wife." Damn
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(Apple)
 
 
 
How will Apple spin the removal of the headphone port? What will be the "one more thing"? Will any of this actually be a surprise? Apple keynote live today at 1 PM eastern
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Mon September 05, 2016
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
50 years ago, Jerry Lewis hosted his first MDA Labor Day Telethon. Come for the reunion with Dean Martin, stay for the final wharbling notes of "You'll Never Walk Alone"
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Sun September 04, 2016
(CNN)
 
 
 
"Hillary Clinton will be the end of this country" says noted political pundit Larry the Cable Guy
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Sat September 03, 2016
(WANE Ft. Wayne)
 
 
 
Note to pizza delivery drivers: the customers phone numbers are to alert them if you are late, not to send weird texts to 15 year old girls
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Fri September 02, 2016
(Politics UK)
 
 
 
"Why are we so quick to make excuses for men who kill their families?" We what?
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Thu September 01, 2016
(Reuters)
 
 
 
The Samsung Galaxy Note 7 is really catching fire, which would be great news for Samsung, except we mean that literally
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
President of Gabon rigs his reelection and then bombs the opposition party HQ from a chopper. Trump seen furiously taking notes
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Tue August 30, 2016
(CTV News)
 
 
 
Nova Scotia store offers 80000 sq feet of land to any employees who work for them for 5 years. Good deal, eh?
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Mon August 29, 2016
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Woman finally gets an answer to a message in a bottle which she placed in the water in 1995 as an 8-year-old child
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Sat August 27, 2016
(The New Yorker)
 
 
 
Pioneering recording engineer Rudy Van Gelder, whose work on live and studio jazz albums for Blue Note defined the classic sound of golden-era jazz, is dead at 92, but not before insulting vinyl LP fans who worship "the biggest distorter"
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Fri August 26, 2016
(CBC)
 
 
 
Advertising Standards Canada demonstrates it has no sense of humour after reprimanding national realtor ad showing home buyers who didn't use a realtor being forced to join a biker gang
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Trying to break a slump, Josh Donaldson used Nolan Arenado's bat ... and he homered. Thank-you note in 3 ... 2 ...1
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Tue August 23, 2016
(Cult of Mac)
 
 
 
Galaxy Note 7 is packed with the latest and greatest tech. Too bad it gets smoked by the comparatively ancient iPhone 6s
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Mon August 22, 2016
(CBS Boston)
 
 
 
Serial Trump sign thief leaves note - "Not even a great wall will stop me." Police investigating local Mongolians
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Fri August 19, 2016
(Politico)
 
 
 
High-powered Republican operative and noted Russia-watcher Sarah Palin reacts to Manafort resignation. With emojis. Little shade-throwing emojis
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Wed August 17, 2016
(Jezebel)
 
 
 
Ivanka Trump orders gold-plated ear cuff from luxury jewelry designer. Designer ships ear cuff to Ivanka along with note explaining profits were donated to American Immigration Council, Everytown for Gun Safety, and the Hillary Clinton campaign
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Fri August 12, 2016
(London Evening Standard)
 
 
 
73-year-old's attempted bank robbery with a hand written note and fake bomb does not go as well as planned (pics)
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Daily Beast removes article on how to have sex with gay Olympics athletes. I dunno, from behind?
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Thu August 11, 2016
(Farktography)
 
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Theme of Farktography Contest No. 588: "Framed". Details and rules in first post. LGT next week's theme
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