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Headlines matching 'note'
Thu April 10, 2014
Source     Fark Headline Comments
(CBS San Francisco)
 
 
 
Note to self: when stealing from a Home Goods store, resist the urge to immediately return items for store credit. Make sure those warrants are cleared up, too. Probably shouldn't leave the kid alone in the car, either. (w/mugshot goodness)
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Lost wallet returned missing $40, but with a heartwarming note
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Tue April 08, 2014
(NYPost)
 
 
 
In 1969, people actually sent birthday letters to family members through the mail. Some of these notes are just arriving
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Sat April 05, 2014
(International Business Times)
 
 
 
DNA testing confirms Eva Bruan was Jewish. Letters and notes written to Adolph complaining how her diamond wasn't as large as the other girls in the 3rd Reich and how he never took her to Miami Beach was first clue
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Everything you ever wanted to know about Einstein's famous equation, but were too insecure to ask. Bonus: article notes equation correction
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Fri April 04, 2014
(WWSB ABC 7)
 
 
 
Note to liquor store clerks: If a customer asks you to hold up cash for a picture, you should be very suspicious
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Pakistan charges 9-month-old boy with planning murder, threatening police, and interfering in state affairs. Texas lawmakers furiously taking notes
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Wed April 02, 2014
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Fox News: Whoops, our bad. Sorry for deliberately misleading our viewers with statistics. Our mistake is noted
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Thu March 27, 2014
(ABC Local)
 
 
 
American Airlines worker not smart enough to realize deaf people can read, leaves a note on a receipt on deaf couples lost luggage that read "Please text. Deaf and dumb"
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Mon March 24, 2014
(Slate)
 
 
 
Noted Brietbart gunsel James O'Keefe is upset about the new racist voting law, because apparently not suppressing minority votes is racist against white people
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Tue March 18, 2014
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Blackadder's Captain Darling actor Tim McInnerny attacked by pack of wild dogs on movie set. He made a note in his diary on the way to hospital. Simply says: "Bugger"
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(Tampa Bay Online)
 
 
 
Note To Self: DO NOT belch in South Carolina restaurants without saying 'Excuse Me'
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Mon March 17, 2014
(Greenville Herald Banner)
 
 
 
Students note: The fall semester is only 120-150 months away
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Sat March 15, 2014
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Just in time for the weekend: savvy gal puts together "Walk of Shame Kit" that includes dress, sunglasses and appropriate notes to leave behind after that drunken hookup; all this within a free spirited gal's budget
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Thu March 13, 2014
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Ray Bradbury's classic horror novel "Something Wicked This Way Comes" gets movie greenlight. Fark: From noted purveyor of horror films, Disney Studios. UltraFark: Again
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Wed March 12, 2014
(Eye on Annapolis)
 
 
 
City Council is no place to be passing around notes, Mayor. Especially one thanking the Alderman for farking you
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(26)
 
(FastCo Design)
 
 
 
The story of the THX "deep note"
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(30)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Jazz great Charlie Parker died this day in 1955 in a flurry of 16th notes, alcohol and heroin
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Tue March 11, 2014
(Forbes)
 
 
 
How industry is killing its own profit margins by offering workers salaries of minimum wage or slightly more. Before your spittle-flecked rejoinder, note that this article appears in that noted commie, anti-capitalist rag Forbes
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Japan now making, storing huge piles of plutonium. Perhaps to take some of the attention away from Fukishima, article also notes that the stockpile is 'lightly guarded'
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Mon March 10, 2014
(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
Noted Conservative media publication, Mother Jones, takes Democrats to the mat for their lack of doing anything for the working class
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Noted psychic Rupert Murdoch knows what happened to missing Malaysian plane. Take a guess who he says is responsible
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Historians unravel the mystery behind a note written by Abraham Lincoln. Apparently, it was just a short message to a servant, a Mr. Desmond Pfeiffer
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Wed March 05, 2014
(The Wire)
 
 
 
Note to Lindsey Graham: when even MICHELE MALKIN is calling you "an embarrassment" for your pathetic attempt to blame Russia's invasion of the Ukraine on Benghazi, it's really time to just..stop
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
New parents take infant to swanky ski resort and are appalled to find anonymous note under their door addressing their screaming baby, selfishness, lack of common sense and neighbors' ruined sleep. Naturally they run to the media
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Tue March 04, 2014
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Colbert hears Obamacare horror story from real crazy Teabaggin' Louisiana resident* *Note: This person is a regular Joe, not legendary actor Sir Patrick
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(Mashable)
 
 
 
Note to morning news shows: if you don't do your homework to make sure the chef you're bringing onto the show is an actual chef, you have nobody to blame but yourselves when he makes you eat disgusting leftover concoctions on the air
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Noted ballhog LeBron, desperate to retain his MVP, attempts an irresponsible 33 shots against Charlotte, not to mention two turnovers and two steals. Besides, he barely broke 60 points. KD in a landslide this year
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Sun March 02, 2014
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Cronut creator discusses what it's like to be the god of his very own cult, asks devotees not to obtain their holy sustenance from the black market of Craigslist. He will accept Valentine's mash notes
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Sat March 01, 2014
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Woman jailed for selling £160,000 worth of printer cartridges bought with public money on eBay. Note: Article does not mention if the 5 cartridges were recovered
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Fri February 28, 2014
(The Wrap)
 
 
 
Darren Aronofsky's Noah gets a warning note for Christians: This movie is a work of fiction and may or may not represent the truth of the Bible
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(YouTube)
 
Video
 
Wine expert tastes and reviews cheap beer. "an aromatic note of sweat and wet cardboard"
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Sat February 22, 2014
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Seahawks Wide Receiver Doug Baldwin enters restricted free agency, tweets the 12th Man that NFL & ESPN are all money-making show businesses #AREYOUNOTENTERTAINED?
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Wed February 19, 2014
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Note to self: Do not try to kick a live grenade away from you (warning: graphic)
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Tue February 18, 2014
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Note to self: Don't let the cat in the front seat
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Sun February 16, 2014
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Historical Footnote: Bill Clinton "embarrassed the nation." Eight years of unprecedented peace and prosperity is embarrassing? Well, ok then
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Fri February 14, 2014
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Mirror, smart phone and stick. *makes notes*
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Wed February 12, 2014
(American Thinker)
 
 
 
Noted Republican Abraham Lincoln: "You work and toil and earn health care, and I'll use it"
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Tue February 11, 2014
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Insane pilot makes an insane low pass over an insane drunk person (note: surprisingly enough, it's not Russia)
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Fri January 31, 2014
(Library of Congress)
 
 
 
Carl Sagan's notes and class materials for two courses he taught are now available online. No information on his recipe for apple pie
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Thu January 30, 2014
(NewsMax)
 
 
 
"The GOP needs to stop working against working people... wise up and stop opposing raising the minimum wage... If your guys keep doing this, the next election they'll win will be 80 years from now" said noted libtard... O'RLY?
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Wed January 29, 2014
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
"Ukraine credit rating is weak", notes market analyst Kramer
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Tue January 28, 2014
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
It's bad enough your house gets broken into, but it's even worse to find the burglar killed your beloved family dog, hung it in a closet, and left a threatening note on the canine's corpse
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Mon January 27, 2014
(NESN)
 
 
 
Noted NFL analyst and historian Lil' Wayne says Cooper Manning, not Peyton or Eli, was the most talented Manning: "I don't know if people know this, but it was Cooper who was the prodigy"
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(NewsMax)
 
 
 
The Catholic League reassures us that just because Pope Francis is concerned about income inequality like noted socialists Barack Obama and Bill de Blasio, only Pope Francis is right about it and the other two are totally wrong
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Fri January 24, 2014
(Elkhart Truth)
 
 
 
Liner notes from a 90s hip hop album is no way to go through life, son. (6th name down)
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Thu January 23, 2014
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Note to family of two brothers who suffered heart attacks ten days apart while jogging: Stay away from New York City parks
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Note to Western tourists: Stop trying to travel through lawless militant held tribal Pakistani lands
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Wed January 22, 2014
(Slate)
 
 
 
Some days, the internet will punch you in the gut, insult your mother, and make you wish for eye bleach. Other days, it solves a 20-year-old riddle about a dying grandmother's cryptic last note
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Tue January 21, 2014
(TSN)
 
 
 
John Tortorella, noted gentleman, scholar and coach of the Canucks, teaches Bob Hartly, of the Flames, how to get disciplined by the NHL. Buck up Bob, you'll get there
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Fri January 17, 2014
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Note to Self: Never ask Robert Redford for advice... and be more like Robert Redford
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Wed January 15, 2014
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Bad: Police find man too drunk to walk home. Good: They give him a lift home and leave him a note for when he sobers up. Fark: They sign it Cagney and Lacey
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Kenny Anderson didn't do his "due diligence" before joining Dennis Rodman in North Korea. On a related note, Lindsay Lohan didn't do her due diligence before snorting coke
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Mmm sugary and quite fizzy which settles into a vanilla, offset by the bitterness of caffeine with notes of nutmeg, lime and echos of cranberries
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Tue January 14, 2014
(Reuters)
 
 
 
"On a side note," he said, "she had wonderful breasts." Response to being sued for a million dollars for topless picture taken on top of Empire State Building
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Thu January 09, 2014
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Redlit Farkers take note: The secrits of grate headline writing
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Wed January 08, 2014
(Christian Science Monitor)
 
 
 
[Editor's note: An earlier version misstated the year of the 9/11 attacks.]
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(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Physician decries practice of demanding doctor's notes. I agree. If you're well enough to go to the doctor, you're well enough to come to work
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Tue January 07, 2014
(KTVU Bay Area News)
 
 
 
Life really sucks when you are too uneducated to properly write a bank robbery note
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Mediaite notes how FARK helped to immortalize (and eventually prove fake) a very off-color news clip
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Music teacher hits a sour note after he rosined up his bow and fiddled around with some female students
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(55)
 


Fri January 03, 2014
(411Mania)
 
 
 
Chris Benoit matches will be shown on the WWE Network, albeit with an advisory note at the beginning
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(ABC)
 
 
 
One of the little-noted changes in 2014 is that farmers can resume commercial spraying of Agent Orange on their crops and anyone near them. Bet you missed that little regulatory change, didn't you?
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Sun December 29, 2013
(Wimp)
 
 
 
Quartet singer leaves his friends on a high note
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(9)
 


Sat December 28, 2013
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Twitter's stock price drops 13% after influential analyst points out "nothing has changed in the past 15 days." But before you weep for the impending collapse of Twitter, note that it's still valued at $34.7 billion
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Fri December 27, 2013
(Uproxx)
 
 
 
Note to "branding" firms: don't tweet at Patton Oswalt to try to get him to tweet about your brand(s) for money. You'll only get publicly humiliated in the end
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Thu December 26, 2013
(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
Mother of three does a bad job parking her minivan at Christmas light display. Should I A) leave a passive-aggressive note, B) shout expletives at the woman, or Florida) slam her face into the trunk lid in front of her kids?
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Fri December 20, 2013
(KLTV Tyler)
 
 
 
Little girl releases balloon to heaven with note for dead grandma. And then it gets really dusty in here
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