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342 headlines found matching 'night'
Sun July 27, 2014
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(Burlington Free Press)
 
 
 
You can sleep well at night knowing that the city council of Burlington, Vermont is still empowered to censor stereopticons (and more strange-law goodness besides)
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(IMDB)
 
 
 
Does Sarah Newlin get the full Eric treatment? Do we get a Violet-Jessica cat fight? Which vamp next get The Herp? Watch tonight's episode of HBO's 'True Blood' or face the wrath of the Yakuza
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(Wired)
 
 
 
Study finds five fold increase in "nightmare bacteria" in Southern hospitals. No need for concern though as the study likely wildly underestimates the problem
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Sat July 26, 2014
(Fortune)
 
Plug
 
Warren Buffett: We took a stand on Coke's pay package (Featured Partner)
 
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Colorado Rockies to give away 15,000 Tulowizki jerseys at Saturday night's game
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
New 'Overnight Diet' promises people they can lose seven pounds in a week; still no challenger for the 'Bad Oyster Diet' that will see you lose seven pounds in one seemingly endless night
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(UFC)
 
 
 
Saturday Night MMA: UFC on Fox 12, Robbie Lawler vs Matt Brown. Early prelims at 4:15 PM ET on Fight Pass, televised prelims at 6 PM ET and main card at 8 PM ET, both on your local Fox affiliate
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(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
Some say the triple is the most exciting play in baseball. Yasiel Puig hit three of them last night
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Not news: The Myrtle Beach Pelicans' general manager Andy Milovich makes a bet. News: And loses. Fark: Forcing him to get a prostate exam while singing 'Take Me Out to the Ballgame' which was broadcasted to 6,600 people on game night
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Fri July 25, 2014
(Fark)
 
Plug
 
Totalfark: Paying for Drew's beer, one subscription at a time
 
 
(Bellator)
 
 
 
Friday Night MMA: Bellator 122, with Brett Cooper vs Brandon Halsey. Prelims stream at 7 PM ET, main card at 9 PM ET on Spike TV. Followed by RFA 16 on AXS TV at 10 PM ET
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(AZ Family)
 
 
 
Old and busted: Welcome to my Nightmare. New Alice Cooperness: Welcome to my Thrift Store
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
River in China mysteriously turns blood-red overnight
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Thu July 24, 2014
(Short List)
 
 
 
Jake Gyllenhaal reaches levels of skinny, bug-eyed creepiness in new Nightcrawler trailer. Even Steve Buscemi is repulsed
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Wed July 23, 2014
(Stone Brewing)
 
 
 
Shine your shoes, wash your face, and put on your drinking panties because Hop-Con 2: The w00tstout 2.0 launch festival is finally here tonight at 7PM PST in beautiful San Diego
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(NASCAR)
 
 
 
Racing? In my Wednesday night? It's more likely than you think. It's the NCWTS Mudsummer Classic at Eldora Speedway (9:00 PM ET, FS1)
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The latest thing that is considered hazardous and will kill us all: Eight hours of sleep
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Tue July 22, 2014
(Carl Sagan Portal)
 
 
 
The Tuesday Night Science Channel Discussion Thread
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Mon July 21, 2014
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
People in Detroit that have no water, rampant crime, crumbling infrastructure can sleep better tonight knowing the city just gave the Red Wings billionaire owner $200+ million for a new arena no questions asked
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(CNN)
 
 
 
If two trains on Saturday night collide roughly 30 miles from Milwaukee causing 5,000 gallons of diesel to spill, 10 cars to derail, and 100 homes to be evacuated within a half-mile radius, what is the value of X?
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Well, what are the odds of a NFL and an NBA player getting arrested in the same club on the same night?
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(KTVU Bay Area News)
 
 
 
Our long national nightmare is over after the painting considered the good luck charm of Alameda Mexican restaurant La Penca Azul is returned with an apology less than 24 hours after it was stolen thanks to social media
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Former undocumented immigrant returns to Mexico and becomes the GODDAMN BATMANUEL, kicking drug lord ass with his vigilante army of the night
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Sun July 20, 2014
(IMDB)
 
 
 
Do Eric and Pam follow the Yellow Brick Road? Does Jason get a brain? Is Andy still a cowardly lion? Who's the vampire behind the curtain? 'Return to Oz' on tonight's episode of 'True Blood.'
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(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
The Authority might abort Plan B. The only thing stopping LOLCena Wins Again is Amy Schumer? At least we'll be able to enjoy Rollins-Ambrose tonight. CM Punk could join us other unemployed and watch WWE's Battleground PPV (8PM EDT)
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Sat July 19, 2014
(UFC)
 
 
 
Saturday Afternoon MMA: UFC Fight Night 46, live from Dublin, Ireland. Headlined by Conor McGregor vs Diego Brandao. Prelims start at 12:30 PM ET, main card at 3 PM ET, both on Fight Pass
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Fri July 18, 2014
(Split Infinity Radio)
 
 
 
TFer's friend and fellow Internet DJ is dying of cancer, and we're doing a fundraiser music and gaming marathon to raise money to help defray expenses, starting July 18th at 9:00 PM PT/midnight ET. Tag is for donors
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Thu July 17, 2014
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Do you hate the Time Warner/Comcast merger? Your white knight is here, and his name is... Rupert Murdoch
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(13)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Stuart Scott's ESPY speech from last night. Tag is for the fact that he's still kicking cancer's ass
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(28)
 
(Blabbermouth)
 
 
 
Blues legend Johnny Winter dead at 70. Good night white man
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Wed July 16, 2014
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Paris Hilton's socialite friend returns her adopted son after one night because his cries kept her awake
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(UFC)
 
 
 
Wednesday Night MMA: UFC Fight Night 45, with Donald "Cowboy" Cerrone vs Jim Miller. Early prelims at 6:30 PM ET on Fight Pass, televised prelims at 7 PM ET and main card at 9 PM ET, both on Fox Sports 1
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Teens steal go-karts from amusement park, turn downtown Toronto into a midnight race track
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Creepy sports mascots: The stuff nightmares are made of
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Tue July 15, 2014
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Strap on your tin foil hats. Snowden has revealed that governments attempt to control the spread of online information and manipulate online debates. If this doesn't go green we know that Fark has been infiltrated. The eagle flies at midnight
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Mon July 14, 2014
(WWE)
 
 
 
So Cena is champ again, Daniel Bryan is hurt CM Punk is not coming back. But that doesn't stop the fWc. Are you ready. No, I said ARE YOU READY? It's time... for.... a likely terrible episode of Monday Night Raw (8PM EST on USA)
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Upcoming Neil Gaiman Novel #34: Children's Nightmares Turned Into Photographs
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(WCAX Vermont)
 
 
 
If you turned a futon into an onomatopoeia in the middle of the street last night, Burlington Police would like a word with you
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(MLS Soccer)
 
 
 
Proving once and for all that Americans won't care about soccer for another four years, 64,000 show up to watch Seattle play Portland last night
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Sun July 13, 2014
(New Zealand Herald)
 
 
 
After more than a year of being free from Ariel Castro's house of horrors, Michelle Knight has finally figured out how to live by herself. She also doesn't want to be a celebrity because money brings fake friends out of the woodwork
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Dear Gaza, the bombing begins tonight. Anyone wishing not to die better clear out of town. Sincerely, Israel
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Sat July 12, 2014
(CBS New York)
 
 
 
Our long national nightmare is over and we can stop lighting candles, praying for and looking for Penelope the pregnant tarantula whose missing posters have been seen in Brooklyn, because the whole thing has been revealed as a prank
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(IndyCar)
 
 
 
With 2/3 of the season finished and 6 different winners here in the past 6 years, who has the best chance tonight? It's the Iowa Corn Indy 300 (8:00PM ET, NBCSN)
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Chicago gets the weekend started with a bang by seeing 21 people shot on Friday night
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(Uproxx)
 
 
 
Rolling Stone ranks the top 10 Saturday Night Live sketches of all time. List has just enough cowbell
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Fri July 11, 2014
(RiffTrax)
 
 
 
Rifftrax Live / MST3K post-Sharknado thread with link to cheesy digital goodies from last night's live movie theater feed
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(52)
 
(Gawker)
 
 
 
The real reason that Jimmy Fallon's rating are high? He spends less time 'talking' than any of the other late night talk show hosts
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(Ultimate Classic Rock)
 
 
 
Jack Blades reveals the details of a new Night Ranger album, which would be welcome news if it were still 1982
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(26)
 


Thu July 10, 2014
(New York Magazine)
 
 
 
Libertarians, making the Black Knight look like a quitter
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
"If a 29-year-old male singer went on stage every night and danced around in his Superman skivvies and decorated the stage to look like a giant Thomas the Tank Engine track, there would be nowhere to hide from the ridicule"
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Waltons top Forbes list as America's richest family. Good night John Boy
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Wed July 09, 2014
(Blackpool Gazette)
 
 
 
To you, it might just be spontaneous art unleashed in a spontaneous moment of late-night creativity, but to the cops watching you paint an ATM white at 2 a.m., it's always gonna be graffiti
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Tue July 08, 2014
(Carl Sagan Portal)
 
 
 
The Tuesday Night Science Channel Discussion Thread
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(Camel Clutch Blog)
 
 
 
Celebrate the premiere of Saturday Night's Main Event on WWE Network with a look back at the 25 greatest moments in the show's history
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(10)
 


Mon July 07, 2014
(Salon)
 
 
 
Finally, some news you can use: Seven tips to help you have a great one-night stand
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(22)
 
(Uproxx)
 
 
 
"The night is dark and full of terrors." Shut up, Meg
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(63)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Not news: Man decides he wants to divorce his wife. News: After her ex-lover gave him a memory stick with intimate pictures of her with her ex. Fark: And this all happened on their wedding night
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(95)
 


Sun July 06, 2014
(KTOO Juneau)
 
 
 
Live from Juneau, it's Livingston Stapler Company Presents, 2+ hours of music hosted live by a farker, and tonight, a guest host farker. LGT page where you can get the stream
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Sat July 05, 2014
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
KeiRRRRa Knightly says she's neveRRRR going back to the 'PiRRRRates of the CaRRRRibbean' fRRRRanchise
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(67)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Good morning, sunshine. It's July 5, 2014. You've survived last night's rousing July 4 celebration, you managed to not burn your house down with fireworks, and you have one hell of a hangover to deal with. Try this
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(27)
 


Fri July 04, 2014
(NASCAR)
 
 
 
Happy Birthday America, tonight we swap fireworks in the sky for fireworks on the track, the Firecracker 250 presented by Subway at Daytona International Speedway Coverage at 7:30pm on ESPN2
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Thu July 03, 2014
(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
Flyers captain Claude Giroux spends night in jail for drunkenly groping policeman's ass
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(24)
 


Wed July 02, 2014
(My Fox NY)
 
 
 
You can rest easier at night knowing the The New York Police Department is cracking down on one of the worst crimes in New York. Yep, pole-dancing on the subway
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(62)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
On tonight's episode of Man vs Food, Adam Richman eats his own words
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Tue July 01, 2014
(Carl Sagan Portal)
 
 
 
The Tuesday Night Science Channel Discussion Thread
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(184)
 
(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Remember when that man chewed that homeless guy's face off in Miami? Well, now you can buy the drug he was on at the time in nightclubs
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(59)
 
(Facebook)
 
 
 
Come see a Farker's band in Orlando tomorrow night (wed, July 2). Free beer to the first guy comes in and says, "I'm here from FARK"
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(7)
 


Mon June 30, 2014
(DNA Info)
 
 
 
Bushwick hipsters publish new book about their 'hood, featuring short fiction and essays written by new and longtime residents. "Most of the stories are about Bushwick nightlife - getting wasted at art shows and waking up next to a stranger"
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(30)
 
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
The place where Obama held his victory party on Election Night 2008 is no longer big enough to watch a soccer game
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(64)
 


Sun June 29, 2014
(LiveLeak)
 
Video
 
Tree hugger's worst nightmare comes to fruition
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(56)
 
(LiveLeak)
 
 
 
Remember the Night Rider
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(20)
 
(Newser)
 
 
 
Company creates the world's first coffee wine. "The world's most popular Day Drink with the world's most popular Night Drink"
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(19)
 


Sat June 28, 2014
(UFC)
 
 
 
Saturday MMA: UFC Fight Night 43 from New Zealand, Prelims at 2:30 AM, Main card at 5 AM ET, all on Fight Pass. UFC FN 44 at a more reasonable time, Fight Pass prelim at 7:30 PM ET, TV prelims at 8 PM ET, main card at 10 PM ET, both on Fox Sports 1
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(214)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Welcome to Isla de la Munecas, a macabre 50-year collection of dolls enshrined to honor the spirit of a girl found floating in the canal. Locals say the dolls can be heard whispering to each other at night. With nightmare-inducing pics
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(59)
 
(YouTube)
 
Video
 
Saturday Cinema - A Midsummer Night's Dream, 1935: Shakespeare's comic romance has everything. High culture. Many great quotes. Beautiful costumes. Jimmy Cagney in tights
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(5)
 


Fri June 27, 2014
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
"'Twas the night of Half Christmas and on the West Coast, Fans came out to celebrate as the Angels played host. Garland was hung on the seat backs with care, And when the home team took BP, Santa was there"
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(5)
 
(Grub Street)
 
 
 
Over 60% of the restaurants featured on Kitchen Nightmares are now closed. Surprisingly Amy's Baking Company continues to roll in the dough
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(99)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Molson beer fridge will only open for people who can correctly sing Canada's national anthem. Wait, I didn't think the old Hockey Night in Canada theme had any words
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(37)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
The stuff that Jurassic caveman nightmares were made of: blood-sucking giant maggot found in China
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(26)
 


Thu June 26, 2014
(NBA)
 
 
 
Who will the Cavaliers take with the first pick? Where will Joel Embiid get drafted? Is K-Love getting traded tonight? It's your NBA Draft thread, ESPN 7:30ET
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(432)
 
(Uproxx)
 
 
 
Entertainment Tonight painfully tries to explain Guardians of the Galaxy to its audience
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(62)
 


Wed June 25, 2014
(Metro)
 
 
 
UK scientists warn about an explosion of fleas this summer. Britons advised to take precautions like long pants and shirts to avoid bites, and keep windows closed at night to reduce the sound of frenetic bass slapping
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(33)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
Dominatrix on trial for scrubbing a man's face with a toilet brush and forcing him to wear women's underwear. Personally, I call that "Saturday Night"
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(38)
 
(AZ Family)
 
 
 
Life can be pretty confusing when you're 16, and sometimes you just want to climb up the side of a mountain and get away from the world. But then you get stuck and your rescue gets aired on the nighttime news
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(22)
 


Tue June 24, 2014
(Carl Sagan Portal)
 
 
 
The Tuesday Night Science Channel Discussion Thread
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(109)
 


Mon June 23, 2014
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Once a year, the BBC beams 30 minutes of programming to people stranded in Antarctica on the longest night of the year. As the northern hemisphere deals with heat, humidity, and bugs, give it a listen
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(5)
 


Sun June 22, 2014
(IMDB)
 
 
 
Can Mayor Merlotte save Bon Temps from the H-Vamps? Is Sookie to blame for bringing there? Will Tara remain just as irritating? Join in and comment on tonight's premiere of HBO's 'True Blood'
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(94)
 


Sat June 21, 2014
(World Series of Fighting)
 
 
 
Saturday Night MMA: World Series of Fighting 10, with three title fights, headlined by Dave Branch vs Jesse Taylor. Prelims stream at 7 PM ET, main card at 10 PM ET on NBC Sports Network
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(59)
 
(14 News Evansville)
 
 
 
Our long national nightmare is finally over after a Illinois man finds his 13 missing cattle... in his neighbor's yard after someone left a gate open. In other news, 13 cattle are worth $25,000
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(42)
 
(Minor League Baseball)
 
 
 
Minor-league team to have Mark Emmert Fan Appreciation Night: "During the game, fans will be permitted to move from their seat location designated by their ticket, subject to a one inning waiting period, if they desire a different view"
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(9)
 


Fri June 20, 2014
(Hardball Talk)
 
 
 
Diamondbacks walk-off hitting hero last night gets demoted to Triple-A today
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Thu June 19, 2014
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Mortician forced to store corpse in her car overnight when body is determined to be too fat for the morgue
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(47)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
Time lapse photos of night sky taken by photographer using four cameras pointed in four different directions will fry your mind. "Our puny human brains aren't used to processing information this way"
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(41)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
The seedy underbelly of Florida's retirement communities: "Every night is Saturday night in The Villages. And who's going to get pregnant?"
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(129)
 
(Uproxx)
 
 
 
Max Landis put his idea for Ghostbusters 3 on Twitter last night and it would have made for... a really good movie?
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(25)
 
(Popular Science)
 
 
 
You know that spider you killed last night? It was perhaps a decoy to dull your senses
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(11)
 


Wed June 18, 2014
(Fleet News)
 
 
 
Do you know how many fortnights you will spend in gaol if you run somebody over while driving without a license?
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(37)
 
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Eight ways to make your morning more pleasant and productive. This list can't be right because it says nothing about drinking a bloody mary to take the edge off of the previous night's activities
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(25)
 
(Uproxx)
 
 
 
Stephen Colbert was every USA soccer fan last night and it was perfect
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(36)
 
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
If your power went out last night near Seattle, this guy might be shockingly responsible. Also crispy
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(31)
 
(Celebslam)
 
 
 
It's late at night and Lindsay Lohan's future's so bright, she's gotta wear shades. Or she's drunk. Definitely one of those two
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(32)
 


Tue June 17, 2014
(Carl Sagan Portal)
 
 
 
The Tuesday Night Science Channel Discussion Thread
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(155)
 
(Time)
 
 
 
If you didn't get the message when they bombed two Ugandan nightclubs four years ago, al-Shabaab reminds us that they really hate people who watch the World Cup
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(44)
 


Mon June 16, 2014
(Short List)
 
 
 
Punctuation; is, a complete: nightmare to get [right]
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(28)
 


Sun June 15, 2014
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Now that Leno's Tonight Show run has ended, producer reveals the diva demands, worst drunks, moodiest guests, the sexually enticing head cases
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(50)
 


Sat June 14, 2014
(UFC)
 
 
 
Saturday Night MMA: UFC 174, with Demetrious "Mighty Mouse" Johnson vs Ali Bagautinov for the flyweight title. Also Rory MacDonald vs Tyron Woodley. Early prelims at 7 PM ET on Fight Pass. Prelims at 8 PM ET on FX, main card at 10 PM ET on PPV
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(359)
 
(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
The Florida Responsibility Paradox: If a mother forgets her child at daycare, and the daycare forgets the child is there and locks up for the night, who's to blame?
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(35)
 


Fri June 13, 2014
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Vibrating clothes could help blind people navigate, lonely women make it through another night
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(12)
 


Thu June 12, 2014
(411Mania)
 
 
 
Eric Young's World title reign will last longer than Daniel Bryan's. That's the joke. TNA Impact tonight at 9 PM eastern on Spike. That's also the joke, and the official discussion thread's right here
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Wed June 11, 2014
(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
Kellogg's: Are you skeptical of starting your day with a sugary cereal? Okay, then have it before bedtime
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(32)
 
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
How Robert Heinlein changed from committed socialist to spittle-flecked, right-wing lunatic almost overnight
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(235)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Having late-night sex on a sixth floor balcony can be exciting, but stay off the banister to avoid getting an even bigger and more final bang
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(48)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
With a net worth of $50m, Keira Knightly only allows herself $50k a year. Fortunately for her, she saves a fortune on groceries
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(153)
 


Tue June 10, 2014
(Carl Sagan Portal)
 
 
 
The Tuesday Night Science Channel Discussion Thread
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(236)
 
(io9)
 
 
 
Chess was once deemed a menace to society. That seems a bit harsh, it wasn't a great musical but it did give us "One Night in Bangkok"
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(51)
 
(STV.tv)
 
 
 
Drunken businessman wearing lederhosen chews the ear off a former World's Strongest Man finalist at Oktoberfest event in Scotland. "The night finished up with someone biting my ear off. It wasn't entirely pleasant"
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(53)
 


Mon June 09, 2014
(Cageside Seats)
 
 
 
Daniel Bryan is out. The Wyatt family no longer has the whole world in their hands. We can no longer believe in the SHIELD. Ziggler won't show-off at MITB. I guess we'll just have to cheer for John Cena, tonight on Raw (8pm EDT, USA)
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(1170)
 
(MediaPost)
 
 
 
Jimmy Fallon can officially be crowned "King of Late Night TV." This is why we can't have nice things
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(100)
 


Sun June 08, 2014
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
The Wildlings reach the Wall. Jon Snow and Night's Watch stand ready in the penultimate episode of season 4. It's your official Game of Thrones Discussion Thread. The action begins at 9PM ET on HBO
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(318)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Muppets - Makers of Nightmares since 1955
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(24)
 
(TuneIn)
 
 
 
It's Saturday night in Juneau, Alaska and that means it's once again time for Livingston Stapler Company Presents. 2 hours of live music hosted by a farker
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(288)
 


Sat June 07, 2014
(IMDB)
 
 
 
Is Helena's baby bump begining to show? Will Vic get over being molested by an elf? Is it truly a happy reunion for Rachel and Ethan Duncan and how did Dr. Leekie know a maenad, all on tonight's even numbered episode of 'Orphan Black'
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(45)
 
(UFC)
 
 
 
Saturday Night MMA: UFC Fight Night 42, Former lightweight champ Benson Henderson vs Rustam Khabilov. Early prelim at 7:30 PM ET on UFC Fight Pass. Televised prelims at 8 PM ET and main card at 10 PM ET, both on Fox Sports 1
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(187)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
"What happens if I ignore my student loans?" For one thing, better get used to being bitten by federal dogs as you run for through some swamp at night when the feds come to collect. Pro tip: Urine is sterile and can be used to treat puncture wounds
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(109)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Happy Birthday to the ultra cool Dean Martin - Tonight with his special guests Frank Sinatra, Sammy Davis Jr., Johnny Carson, all performing live with the Count Basie Band. Required viewing for all of today's entertainers
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(9)
 
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Kid who played a young Ricky Bobby in Talladega Nights arrested for going 80 mph in a 35 zone and causing a multi-car wreck. Well, like the late-great Colonel Sanders said: "I'm too drunk to taste this chicken"
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(19)
 


Fri June 06, 2014
(Bellator)
 
 
 
Friday Night MMA: Bellator 121, with Eric "Axe Kick" Prindle vs James Thompson. Prelims stream at 7 PM ET, main card on Spike TV at 9 PM ET. Followed by RFA 15 on AXS TV at 10 PM ET
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(90)
 
(BBC America)
 
 
 
Keira Knightley: "When I saw him [Benedict] again, I said, 'Did you punch a journalist?' and he was like, 'I f***ing did.' Everybody needs a friend like that"
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(93)
 
(DNA Info)
 
 
 
Thank you for dining with us tonight, I'll be your waiter. Would you like to see the women's drink menu or the men's?
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(19)
 


Thu June 05, 2014
(Las Vegas Review Journal)
 
 
 
Fire Department Captain hears knocking on his door at night and directs the confused person to the birthday party down the street... just kidding, he decides to put a few bullets through the door to exercise his 2nd Amendment rights
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(113)
 
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
While you sleep at night, do you swear you hear a soft *plink plink plink* sound? Does it sound lovely? That's the spiders tuning their webs for you. Sleep tight, sweet cheeks
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(13)
 
(WTOP)
 
 
 
New app promises to not only let you track your BAC, but also review your night out on the morning after. "You felt like an 8 last night. You delivered your jokes smoothly and charmed everyone. Well done"
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(26)
 
(Montreal Gazette)
 
 
 
Corey Hart now wears his prescription bifocals at night
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(41)
 


Wed June 04, 2014
(TSN)
 
 
 
Two months of intense, in your face, give it everything you've got hockey has brought us to this point. Will the Rangers bring The Cup home for a 20th anniversary party? Will the Kings have to play a full 28 games? The SCF start tonight @ 8pm ET
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(1061)
 
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
...but on the flip side, the American Nightmare is very obtainable
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(119)
 
(Mental Floss)
 
 
 
40 years ago today, Cleveland Indians "Ten Cent Beer Night" goes horribly wrong. "Fans threw rocks on the field, stormed the field, attacked the opposing team. Texas was awarded a forfeit." Ah, the good times
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(28)
 


Tue June 03, 2014
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Not news: Marvin Gaye's son, Marvin Gaye III needed a kidney transplant. News: He made an appeal for a donor on Entertainment Tonight. Fark: Someone actually came through after being moved by his plea for help
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(16)
 


Mon June 02, 2014
(WWE)
 
 
 
Is Bootista's blue period going to last? Did Demonkane's Hellfire and Brimstone help Stephanie McMahon dry off after her accident? Will every PPV match be restaged once again for WWE Monday Night Raw at 8 PM on USA?
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(1661)
 
(The Wire)
 
 
 
Producers suddenly decide that a revival of "Jesus Christ Superstar" starring a bunch of people that used to be kinda famous in the 90's and would need to pull in $100K+ per night just to break even, may not be the smartest investment of all time
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(31)
 
(Vimeo)
 
 
 
To help ease your hockey withdrawal until Wednesday check out this excellent Hockey Night in Canada montage featuring Simon & Garfunkel's "The Sound of Silence." Come for the classic folk-rock, stay for the Henrik Lundqvist crazy eyes
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(23)
 
(Vimeo)
 
 
 
What octopi do when they are not running away saying nope
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(22)
 


Sun June 01, 2014
(IMDB)
 
 
 
Will Gregor Clegane be a Mountain or a molehill? Does Jon Snow still know nothing? Can Ser Pounce land on all fours? Who else might go through the Moon Door? Join us and comment on tonight's episode of Game of Thrones
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(469)
 
(io9)
 
 
 
The teeth of nightmares
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(39)
 
(Hardball Talk)
 
 
 
Proving once again that umpires are mostly blind and can't count to potato, Washington Nationals catcher Wilson Ramos drew a five-ball walk on Friday night
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(20)
 


Sat May 31, 2014
(IMDB)
 
 
 
Is Helena really good with children? Will Art Bell and Felix take a road trip? How does Mrs. S know Paul? Will some Farker complain about this headline? All will be answered tonight on BBC America's Orphan Black
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(39)
 
(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Paper airplane swoops into Wembley stadium to hit soccer player for the best play of the night
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(20)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Let's spend a night on the world's most haunted island. Don't mind the thousands of bodies beneath you
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(55)
 
(UFC)
 
 
 
UFC Doubleheader: Fight Night 41 with Munoz vs Mousasi. Prelims at 12:30 ET, main card at 3 PM ET, both on Fight Pass. Fight Night Brazil: Miocic vs Maldonado, Fight Pass prelims at 6:30 PM ET, Fox Sports 1 Prelims at 8 PM ET, main card at 10 PM ET
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(211)
 


Fri May 30, 2014
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
The Feds decide it's illegal to not snitch
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(90)
 
(Flowing Data)
 
 
 
Need to make a late night run? Do you live near more bars or grocery stores?
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(15)
 


Thu May 29, 2014
(NBA)
 
 
 
Can the Spurs bounce back on the road? Will the Thunder continue to roll? Can we finally get a close game? Game 5 of the NBA WCF tips off tonight at 9:00 PM on TNT
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(46)
 
(Variety)
 
 
 
Adam Sandler has no desire to host "Saturday Night Live." "I don't know how good it would be." I respect his honesty and self-awareness
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(71)
 
(KTVU Bay Area News)
 
 
 
Our long national nightmare is finally over, the San Fransisco Police have recovered Hunter Pence's stolen scooter
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(16)
 


Wed May 28, 2014
(NBA)
 
 
 
Can the Pacers extend the series? Will LeBron continue to embarrass Lance? Who will Paul George blame after the game? Game 5 of the NBA ECF tips off tonight at 8:30 PM on ESPN
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(251)
 
(Boston.com)
 
 
 
Our long national Sriracha nightmare appears to be over
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(99)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Bizarre No Man's Land fort off coast of Britain seeks manager. Luxury 'citadel in the sea' has 22 bedrooms, a museum, gym, nightclub, two helicopter pads, a lighthouse and a cobblestone street and you will be completely alone there (pics)
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(57)
 


Tue May 27, 2014
(CBC)
 
 
 
East Final Game 5, It's do or die for le Habs tonight as the Rangers look to punch their ticket to the Cup. Will le refs let them? If you're in Montréal, bring hot dogs & marshmallows, it'd be a shame to let all those fires go to waste. 8PM ET
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(1114)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Tornado destroys man-camp in North Dakota oil country last night. With no shelter available, the roughnecks decide to do the one thing anyone else in this sort of situation would do: hang out and shoot video. The fun starts at :58 (Not safe for work language)
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(30)
 
(Jim Butcher)
 
 
 
Skin Game, the latest book in The Dresden Files, is released at midnight. What will get burned down? How will Molly wind up nearly naked? How much snark will be laid? How many people will troll the thread? Let's hear it FARK
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(33)
 


Mon May 26, 2014
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
It's getting hard for the 0.1%, what with everyone having a Rolls-Royce, multiple vacation homes and pools filled with champagne and caviar. But have no fear, there is now a hotel with rooms for $30,000. Per. Night
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(146)
 
(Cinematallica)
 
 
 
Before there was the friendly candy-loving E.T., there was the much darker Night Skies, the Spielberg movie that never got made. See what could have fueled your childhood nightmares
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(37)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Forever in your debt for your wonderful photos. Goodnight Ms. Yeager
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(26)
 


Sun May 25, 2014
(The Hockey News)
 
 
 
East Final Game 4 tonight. Good thing these two teams didn't have much animosity going into this series or someone would be dead by now as the injuries and suspensions pile up. Habs look to even it back up in NYC @ MSG on CBC & NBCSN @ 8PM EDT
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(867)
 
(Jezebel)
 
 
 
The Night Belongs to Jan Terri
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(11)
 


Sat May 24, 2014
(UFC)
 
 
 
Saturday Night MMA: UFC 173, with Renan Barao vs T. J. Dillashaw for the bantamweight title. Also Olympians Dan Henderson vs Daniel Cormier. Early prelims at 6:30 PM ET on UFC Fight Pass, prelims at 8 PM on Fox Sports 1, main card at 10 PM on PPV
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(363)
 
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Hannibal's season finale was up in the ratings, given it was the only thing worth watching on any network Friday night
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(66)
 
(NBC Chicago)
 
 
 
Nobody was shot last night in Chicago (this is huge news for Chicagoans)
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(64)
 
(The Braiser)
 
 
 
Blog that imagined insufferably pretentious hipster pop-up restaurant and "reviewed" it decides to go all the way, hires actual chefs to design its dishes and actual servers to serve them, sells tickets at $150 for one night of farm-to-finger bliss
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(9)
 


Fri May 23, 2014
(The Garden Island)
 
 
 
18-year-old babysitter gets probation for beating up kids... oh, wait, for beating up their dad who hired her to watch them "for a little while" then didn't come back from the bar 'til after midnight. Better make that tag a double, bartender
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(56)
 
(CBS San Francisco)
 
 
 
Before you begin your Memorial day festivities this weekend, why not grab a lawn chair, a couple of cold ones and check out the meteor shower tonight? NASA says it's going to be AWESOME
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(190)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
You'd never seen RHCP drummer Chad Smith and Will Ferrell in the same room. Until now, during their drum-off on The Tonight Show
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(34)
 


Thu May 22, 2014
(NBC Sports)
 
 
 
It's the East Final game three tonight. As we head to Madison Square, can the Habs solve King Henrik and steal back a road win? Are they done if they don't? Find out when the puck drops at 8:00ET
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(700)
 


Wed May 21, 2014
(TSN)
 
 
 
West final game 2 tonight Can the Kings steal one and even it up? or will the Hawks pick up where they left off Sunday? Will Crawford or Quick be the hero? Will there be another goal called back? Puck drops at 8:00ET LETS DO THIS
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(416)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
School that banned Honors Night decides not to become national laughingstock
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(45)
 
(Nola.com)
 
 
 
Tom Benson hospitalized overnight and tested for concussion after fall at NFL meeting. If only there were some device he could wear on his head to have minimized his injury
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(11)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
I left entire unopened bag of frozen chicken thighs on the table last night. They are completely thawed but still cool to the touch. Cook them immediately or throw them out? Creative alternate suggestions welcome
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(322)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
MMA fighters go 2-0 against nightclub bouncer
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(66)
 


Tue May 20, 2014
(Opposing Views)
 
 
 
School cancels special night for honors students so that the future middle management of America doesn't get sad. Please grab a participation trophy on your way out
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(213)
 
(Sports Illustrated)
 
Video
 
Brandon Phillips goes completely horizontal for the game-saving grab in the 12th inning of the Reds 15-inning win against the Nationals last night
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(17)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
Major meteor shower predicted to peak over North America this Friday night, and it could be the best one of the year. You should go outside and take a look. Fark will still be here when you get back
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(19)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Six feelings that we have no words in English to express. We're all familiar with tocka, a Russian word to describe that painful feeling of great anguish with no specific cause that always hits in the middle of the night. What are some others?
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(22)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
The Shield star Michael Jace detained by police after confessing to shooting his wife dead. Looks like Mark Wahlberg's fake penis wasn't the biggest dick in Boogie Nights after all
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(122)
 


Mon May 19, 2014
(NBA)
 
 
 
Game 1 of the Western Conference Finals starts tonight with the Ibaka-less Thunder going head to head with the defending conference champion Spurs. Game tips off at 9:00 PM on TNT
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(117)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
Game 2 in the East Final tonight, and Victoria Day in English Canada, which means fireworks tonight... Will there be fireworks in Quebec too? Will Price play? Will Nash score a second time? All this and more as the puck drops at 8:00ET
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(673)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Man challenges Jimmy Fallon to a lip sync battle to try and get on the Tonight Show
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(9)
 
(When On Earth)
 
 
 
Meanwhile in China there is a restaurant where patrons eat their meals in total darkness, but don't even think about flinging your peas at other customers because the wait staff all wear military-grade night vision goggles
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(32)
 


Sun May 18, 2014
(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Will Tyrion's innocence be proven? Will Jon Snow show the Watch he knows something? Will Daenerys put her trust in Daario? Will Tywin and The Hound face off? Find out tonight at 9PM ET. It's your Game of Thrones Discussion Thread
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(243)
 
(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
Hollywood portrays prom night as a magical rite of passage, an evening of romance and passion, the time when a boy blossoms into a young man. But Hollywood glosses over the part about finding your date dead in your hotel bed the next morning
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(43)
 


Sat May 17, 2014
(IMDB)
 
 
 
Will Allison say, "No, No, No" to rehab? Can Helena get much creepier? Why is Mrs. S such a badass? Are you a member of Clone Club? All questions we may ask during tonight's episode of Orphan Black, 9pm ET, BBCAmerica
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(44)
 
(Bellator)
 
 
 
Saturday Night MMA: Bellator 120, with "Rampage" Jackson vs "King Mo" Lawal, and Michael Chandler vs Will "Not Eddie Alvarez" Brooks. Early prelims stream at 6:30 PM ET, prelims on Spike TV at 8 PM ET, main card on PPV at 10 PM ET
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(180)
 
(Roadtrippers)
 
 
 
Want to spend the night at a creepy abandoned Wizard of Oz theme park? Well, now you can, for only $165 per night. THERE'S NO PLACE LIKE HOME, THERE'S NO PLACE LIKE HOME (w/pics)
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(38)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Photoshop theme: Create a new constellation in the night sky
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(22)
 


Fri May 16, 2014
(Fox Sports)
 
 
 
As California burns, there can only be one. Will Anaheim Duck the Kings or will Los Angeles emerge victorious holding their wicked scepter high? NHL Western Conference Semifinal Game 7 tonight, 9 pm EST
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(490)
 
(Deadline)
 
 
 
It's not a hoax. It's not a dream. It's not a nightmare. It's not a joke. Here's the first photo that proves JJ Abrams has indeed starting filming on Star Wars Episode VII: Revenge of the Lensflare
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(61)
 


Thu May 15, 2014
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
If it's too hot to sleep at night, it's because everyone and their damn dog is running an air conditioner full blast during the day
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(33)
 


Wed May 14, 2014
(KATU)
 
 
 
Having a bad day: Loosing your keys and then finding that your car with $4,000 worth of camera gear was stolen overnight. Having a Fark day: The thieves post to your Facebook page (as yourself) taunting you with pictures of your stolen stuff
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(73)
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
"Big Brother's Big Brother" I heard this from Big Brother's little sister's cousin's once removed aunt's half brother's step grandmother's great niece who saw him watch Big Brother at 31 Flavors last night. I guess it's pretty serious
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(4)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
"Why do book banning crusaders care only about the sex in books and not the violence?" Because they're Puritanical witch-hunters hellbent on ruining all our fun? Btw, you still coming to the orgy tonight?
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(47)
 


Tue May 13, 2014
(Facebook)
 
 
 
Subby here. My 83-year-old Dad is going in for heart surgery tomorrow morning. Probably routine, but I am scared out of my gourd. He loves good jokes. I am at a loss, please help me with some good jokes I can tell him tonight
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(362)
 


Mon May 12, 2014
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Fox releases trailers for their upcoming new shows in the fall. Come for the pointless American remake of "Broadchurch," stay for M. Night Shyamalan's remake of "The Prisoner"
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(105)
 
(WWE)
 
 
 
Will Zack Ryder teach Daniel Bryan how to change a tire? Is Zeb Colter going to have to stand his ground against Adam Rose's bunny? Are Brie Bella's orgasmic screams going to once again permeate the air on WWE Monday Night Raw, 8 PM on USA?
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(2011)
 
(NESN)
 
 
 
Will the bears maul a bunch of Canucks? Will the ducks shout "KING ME"? Will Canada sponaneously burst into impotent rage? This is your playoff hockey thread. Puck drops tonight at 7:30 and 10:00 ET
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(935)
 
(Uproxx)
 
 
 
That sound you hear is the massive mic John Oliver and Bill Nye dropped on climate change deniers last night
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(224)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
For those who missed last night's Game of Thrones, here's Tyrion's speech at the end of the episode. Also known as an "the clip they'll be playing at the Emmy's next year"
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(116)
 
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Artificial kidney produced by 3D printer, meaning you probably won't wake up in a hotel bathtub full of ice with a throbbing pain in your side after a one-night stand. Again
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(53)
 
(BikeRadar)
 
 
 
How to get a good night's sleep. Drinking yourself unconscious not an option, despite the fact that it does usually work. Share your own tips
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(20)
 


Sun May 11, 2014
(Deadline)
 
 
 
NBC moves The Blacklist to Thursday nights, effectively ending its comedy block
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(59)
 
(Starpulse)
 
 
 
Miley Cyrus puts the 'blow' in 'blow-up doll' during gig at London's G-A-Y nightclub. What's that you say? Pics or it didn't happen? Well, here you go (Not safe for work)
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(93)
 
(Splitsider)
 
 
 
Could Norm Macdonald pull off being CBS's new late night star? YES YES YES HELL YES
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(82)
 
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Barbara Walters stole last night's SNL, appearing on Weekend Update to get back for decades of mockery
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(33)
 


Sat May 10, 2014
(NASCAR)
 
 
 
Will Harvick continue to be Freaky Fast? Will a night race in Kansas make the track any less boring? It's the 5-Hour Energy 400 (7:30PM ET, FOX)
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(675)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Gay marriage opponents' nightmare comes true as Rambo is the first to get gay married in Arkansas
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(100)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
Last night the Rags scored more goals than they have all series. If today's teams do that it will look more like a football score than hockey. Game 5 of the 2-2 BOS@MTL series kicks off at 7pm ET & Game 4 of the 1-2 ANA@LAK series at 9:30
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(521)
 
(UFC)
 
 
 
Saturday Night MMA: UFC Fight Night 40, with Matt Brown vs Erick Silva. Early prelims stream at 6:30 PM ET on UFC Fight Pass, prelims on Fox Sports 2 at 8 PM ET, main card at 10 PM ET on Fox Sports 1
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(255)
 
(Wired)
 
 
 
Appeals court reverses Oracle's copyright suit against Google, citing how when they were coming up they didn't just Google on everything and parade around with no onion and is Welk on tonight and why is it so cold in here?
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(61)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Say what you want about the WWE, but they gave a terminally ill 8-year-old boy a night to remember before he died. You'll need more than one box of tissues for this one
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(37)
 


Fri May 09, 2014
(NFL)
 
 
 
Will Houston take a chance on an second Carr? What will Chuckie have to talk about now that Johnny Football is gone and what are the chances that Ray Lewis makes sense tonight? Here is YOUR round two 2014 NFL Draft thread
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(378)
 
(Bellator)
 
 
 
Friday Night MMA: Bellator 119, Des Green vs Daniel Weichel in the featherweight tournament final. Prelims stream at 7 PM ET. Main Card on Spike TV at 9 PM ET. Followed by MFC 40 on AXS TV with Sam Alvey vs Wes Swofford for the middleweight title
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(72)
 
(CBS Miami)
 
 
 
Cops fire "at least" 377 rounds. 2 unarmed men killed. 2 cops shot by fellow cops. Several businesses and nearby homes also hit. They "protected and served" the Hell outta that town tonight
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(354)
 
(Ohio.com)
 
 
 
Burger King is finally listening to the demands of night owls, 3rd shift workers and those fighting a hangover
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(79)
 


Thu May 08, 2014
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Fisherman accidentally catches rare giant cockroaches along with rare nightmare fuel shark
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(55)
 
(TSN)
 
 
 
Back to two games tonight with Bruins looking to look more like Bruins and even it up in Montréal and then in the second game, maybe getting away from the home rink will help focus the Ducks as they take on the Kings in L.A. 7:30 & 10:00ET
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(643)
 
(NBA)
 
 
 
The Heat look to remain hot in game 2 against Brooklyn. Portland will try to find a way to slow down the Spurs and their new secret weapon Aron Baynes. Round two of the playoffs continue tonight at 7ET on ESPN2
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(25)
 


Wed May 07, 2014
(NESN)
 
 
 
The 2014 NFL draft picks get to choose their own walk-up music; submitter can't wait to hear "Thick Booty Hos" 30 times Thursday night
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(70)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
Just the one game tonight hockey fans... Rangers Penguins game 4. Will Fluery get the hat-trick shut-out or will the Ranger offense wake up and even it back up? Puck drops a little after 7:30ET
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(466)
 
(NBA)
 
 
 
Will the train wreck that is the Pacers get on the right track against Washington? Can MVPKD lead the Thunder to a victory to tie their series with the Clippers? NBA Playoffs round 2 continue tonight on TNT starting at 7ET
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(92)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Alibaba to open sesame in U.S. this year. Founders promise the company will last at least 37,255 nights
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(5)
 


Tue May 06, 2014
(NBA)
 
 
 
The Nets try to remain unbeaten against Miami this season, and the Blazers look to ride their high from The Shot to a victory in San Antonio. It's round two of the NBA Playoffs tonight on TNT at 7ET
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(42)
 
(TSN)
 
 
 
And the beat goes on and on. Tonight's hockey games take us first to a rare location this late in the year - north of the border. What is turning into a classic Habs/Bruins love fest kicks off at 7pm ET & the Blackhawks visit the Wild at 9pm
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(808)
 
(When On Earth)
 
 
 
For $660 you can spend the night in the world's deepest hotel room, which still isn't as cheap as what your mom charges
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(26)
 
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
After the crossbar kept the Rangers off the board during the Pens' Game 3 victory Monday night, Marc-Andre Fleury showed it a little love
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(39)
 


Mon May 05, 2014
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Amanda Knox's alibi blown after previously unseen CCTV footage shows her not with her boyfriend on night of Meredith Kercher's murder
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(146)
 
(WWE)
 
 
 
How will Bootista be written off TV? Did Kane's flaming table convince Vince that now is the time to switch to Jacobs Insurance? Is Stock Bella going to call another company owner a biatch on WWE Monday Night Raw, 8 PM on USA?
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(1977)
 
(South Jersey Courier-Post)
 
Video
 
Stop children, what's that sound? It's the blaring alarm that signals curfew for minors every night in one New Jersey town
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(14)
 


Sun May 04, 2014
(Pajiba)
 
 
 
On last night's SNL, Andrew Garfield hosted and performed a sketch where he has to repeatedly make out with Emma Stone. That pretty much settles it; this is the luckiest person in the world
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(50)
 
(Contact Music)
 
 
 
One Direction's management team suing condom brand for marketing a line of "One Erection - Up All Night" condoms. Of course the band thinks it's funny and has no problem with it
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(11)
 
(C|Net)
 
 
 
"I quit pay a tonight because of self at son and aortic and ahour and hill e a s th", says fired PayPal exec caught sayof
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(100)
 


Sat May 03, 2014
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Harry Anderson discovers that Night Court residual checks no longer cover the rent, agrees to appear in a pro-creationism flick
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(69)
 


Fri May 02, 2014
(NBA)
 
 
 
From the Raptors and Nets, to the Trail Blazers of Portland, to the Houston Rockets, accept this thread as YOUR Official NBA Playoff Discussion Thread. The night tips off at 7:00 PM on ESPN2
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(121)
 
(Bellator)
 
 
 
Friday Night MMA: Bellator 118, with Joe Warren vs Raphael Silva for the interim bantamweight title. Also Koreshkov vs Baesman in a welterweight semifinal bout. Prelims stream at 7 PM ET on Spike.com. Main card on Spike TV at 9 PM ET
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(75)
 
(TSN)
 
 
 
Night 2, Round 2 after a double overtime last night we have a pair of series start tonight, first up Rangers and Penguins at 7:00ET and then at 9:30, the Wild at the Black Hawks. TWO ONNN(?)
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(605)
 
(Quartz)
 
 
 
According to a web analytics company, the biggest source of Spam e-mails in Brazil is some sleazy fly-by-night company known as "Walmart"
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(7)
 
(SILive)
 
 
 
NYC to 30,000 retired cops and firefighters: That $298 million that we deposited into your accounts last night? Yeah, about that
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(36)
 


Thu May 01, 2014
(USA Today)
 
 
 
How powerful was the Sunday night Arkansas tornado? It carried a truck from Mayflower to near Vilonia, Arkansas.... a distance of 27 miles
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(49)
 
(NBA)
 
 
 
Three Games 6s on the schedule tonight so it is put up or shut up. All are welcome! The night tips off at 7:00 PM on NBA TV
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(74)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
Just as well there's only one game tonight to open up Round 2, with the carnage to subby's bracket last night. This Original 6 match-up between long term rivals has potential to be epic. Habs - Bruins @7:30ET
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(1342)
 


Wed April 30, 2014
(NBA)
 
 
 
The Mavs are Back in San Antonio for Game 5. Toronto welcomes Brooklyn back to Canada in their tied series, and the Rockets will try to stave off elimination against the Blazers. It's the NBA playoffs tonight starting at 7ET on TNT and NBA TV
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(117)
 
(TSN)
 
 
 
WOOO BOY... three elimination Game 7's, one night. First up: Rangers/Flyers @7ET. Then Avs/Wild @9:30. And Kings/Sharks @10:00. Hope you don't need to be productive tomorrow, hockey fans
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(1451)
 
(Yahoo Images)
 
 
 
Photoshop this knight in shining armor
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(23)
 
(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
You may have hit rock bottom when you weigh 700 pounds and you find yourself on the local news begging the public to buy you a hospital bed so you can get a good night's sleep. "I can't go do something as simple as go to Wal-Mart"
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(87)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
The shine is starting to come off glow-in-the-dark roads
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(38)
 


Tue April 29, 2014
(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
Will this untested drug combination actually kill someone? We'll find out tonight with a fresh 'guinea pig' from Oklahoma that's on death row
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(433)
 
(Sports Illustrated)
 
 
 
Hello hockey fans, just the one game tonight. The Rangers have a chance to move on and ruin the Round 2 battle of Pennsylvania tonight or will the hometown Flyers make it three Game 7's tomorrow? Puck drops at 7:30 ET
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(481)
 
(Short List)
 
 
 
How do dictators sleep at night? With a cuddly toy, apparently
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(48)
 
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Fifteen differences between the Game of Thrones books and TV series. Yeah, there are spoilers, but not nearly as big as the one HBO dropped last night
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(141)
 


Mon April 28, 2014
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
You've heard of the elusive Sasquatch, also the Yeti, but did you know Europe has its own elusive unique creature. Behold the dirt man, who sleeps every night in a pile of HOT ASH
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(30)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
The very first episode of 'Last Week Tonight with John Oliver' is out and it's as awesome as you thought it would be
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(58)
 
(The Hockey News)
 
 
 
Happy Monday, hockey fans.. 7 of 8 first round match-ups could be wrapped up by the end of the night.. All away teams can eliminate the home teams.. First up @7ET, Pens at Jackets, Avs at Wild @9, and @10 Sharks at Kings. GO AWAY(?) or GO HOME
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(879)
 


Sun April 27, 2014
(Hypable)
 
 
 
Will Danaerys sway the slaves of Meereen? Will Jaime undertake Cersei's quest? Where are Littlefinger and Sansa headed to? Find out tonight in Oathkeeper at 9PM ET on HBO. It's your Official Game of Thrones Discussion Thread
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(216)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Will the Bulls beat the Nene-less Wizards? Will the Clips put their jackboot on the Warriors' neck? Will KG score 4 points and complain about fan support again? Will anyone be awake for the nightcap? The answers and more in today's NBA playoff thread
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(54)
 
(That Poor Ballcap)
 
 
 
GIF of Marcos Ambrose punching Casey Mears right in the melon after Saturday night's Richmond NASCAR race
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(22)
 


Sat April 26, 2014
(UFC)
 
 
 
Saturday Night MMA: UFC 172, Jon Jones vs Glover Teixeira for the LHW title. Co-main event is Anthony "Rumble" Johnson vs Phil Davis. Early prelims at 7:30 PM ET on UFC Fight Pass. Prelims on Fox Sports 1 at 8 PM ET, main card on PPV at 10 PM ET
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(374)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Now that we're all talked out about the Clippers' ridiculously racist owner, it's Atlanta by 6 at the half, to be followed by Spurs/Mavs at 4:30 eastern, Heat/Bobcats at 7, and a Thunder/Grizz nightcap at 9:30. Get your NBA playoff thread, right here
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(89)
 
(Equestria Daily)
 
 
 
On today's My Little Pony, Rarity has creative block, and it is THE. WORST. POSSIBLE. THING. Can Spike provide a cure, or will his humdrum ways screw everything up and make evil Nightmare Rarity canon in Inspiration Manifestation, 10:30 AM on The Hub
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(202)
 
(Variety)
 
 
 
"Thanks to the wonderful invention of moving pictures, 'The Last Night of Monty Python' is coming to a cinema near you"
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(13)
 
(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
"Trees are wonderful. They're naturally beautiful; require little, if any attention. And they enable life for all that is beautiful on Earth. In other words, the antithesis of the Kardashians." said the best man in late night (CF) in relation to this
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(37)
 


Fri April 25, 2014
(NBA)
 
 
 
You know who else is having playoffs? 3 games tonight, 7:00PM ET: Raptors visit Brooklyn & look to get home court advantage back. @8, Will the Wizards bring their magic to the home court? Then @10:30, can the Rockets solve Aldridge? Check it out
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(184)
 
(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
3rd night in a row of 3 games... First up the Flyers look to even it up at home @7ET. The Black Hawks are back to St. Louis with some momentum @8 & the Stars are back to Anaheim @10:30. Can they bring their momentum to the coast? Because Hockey
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(620)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
This just in: Scientists discover a good night's sleep lowers stress, fights infection, boosts the immune system and helps create catchy Fark headlines. Tomorrow, sleep will be bad, so get it while you can
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(7)
 
(PennLive)
 
 
 
Baseball team has a Zombie Apocalypse jersey night, because why not
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(10)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Say what you will about our cold winter, or too much rain, but at least we don't have billions of tons of sand falling out of the sky turning day into night
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(51)
 


Thu April 24, 2014
(Esquire)
 
 
 
Jim Koch, co-founder of Sam Adams beer, reveals how to drink all night without getting drunk
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(162)
 
(TSN)
 
 
 
After all the home teams winning last night, can all the home teams tonight do that too? Wings, Wild and Kings try to pull that off at 8ET, 9:30, & 10:30... East coasters better get a pregame nap in
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(893)
 
(NBA)
 
 
 
The Pacers look to continue their turnaround in Atlanta. The Grizzlies will try to grit'n'grind the Thunder to take a 2-1 lead, and the Warriors will try to hold the Clippers under 140 points. The playoffs continue tonight at 7ET on TNT and NBA TV
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(132)
 


Wed April 23, 2014
(LA Times)
 
 
 
RGIII will drive the pace car for NASCAR's Sprint Cup Series race Saturday night. But if he tries to pass, it will be intercepted
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(11)
 
(NBA)
 
 
 
Will the Heat take a 2-0 lead over Charlotte tonight? Can Coach Pop contain his excitement from winning coach of the year to lead the Spurs to 2-0?Can the Rockets tie their series, or will the Blazers win again? The NBA playoffs continue tonight
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(58)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
During his presidential campaign people joked that in 10 years Herman Cain would be remembered as nothing more than the answer to a trivia question. As last night's "Jeopardy" proved, he didn't even achieve that
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(36)
 
(Uproxx)
 
 
 
Here's the symbolic pass-the-torch selfie Stephen Colbert and David Letterman snapped last night. Now if only someone can unearth the dick pic Leno sent Conan
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(24)
 
(Fox 2 St. Louis)
 
 
 
"Son, there comes *hic* a time *hic* when you become a man. *hic* here, take the *hic* keys, you're driving *hic* home tonight." "But dad, I'm only 13 and have never driven before." "You're a man *hic* now son. Do it ^hic^"
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(34)
 
(WUSA9)
 
 
 
If you took an ambulance for a four block spin last night, the Montgomery County Police would like a word with you
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(15)
 


Tue April 22, 2014
(NHL)
 
 
 
Wing's top points scorer, Alfredsson, out for game 3 tonight due to injury, mean Bruins and missing his mommy
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(12)
 
(NBA)
 
 
 
Can the 8th seed Hawks continue their upset of the top seeded Pacers? Will Brooklyn steal a second game from Toronto? Does Chicago or Washington pull out a Game 2 win? The NBA playoffs continue tonight on TNT and NBA TV
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(192)
 
(TSN)
 
 
 
Will Montreal get the sweep? Will San Jose set themselves up for one? One of BOS/DET & one of NYR/PHI will be up two games to one. First games start tonight at 7pm eastern on the usual channels. Usual whining to the right
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(1029)
 
(Vulture)
 
 
 
Screenwriter by day, Go Go dancer by night. If you would have bothered to read the rest of this you would know we're talking about a guy here
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(4)
 
(Christian Science Monitor)
 
 
 
How to view the Lyrid meteor shower as it peaks tonight from any location. Hint: Look for the long glowing tails
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(12)
 


Mon April 21, 2014
(WWE)
 
 
 
Will the reawakened Kane make Daniel Bryan uninsurable? Can Paige continue the two week long string of watchable Divas matches? Will Ric Flair return to complete the reunion of Devolution? It's WWE Monday Night Raw, 8 PM on USA
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(1770)
 
(NHL)
 
 
 
After the four high intensity playoff games yesterday it will be nice to have such a light schedule tonight .... WHAT? Four more tonight? I don't think my liver can take it. If yours can, the games are at 7pm EDT (two of them), 8:30pm and 9:30pm
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(899)
 
(KVUE Austin)
 
 
 
A woman cleaning out her desk at Goodnight Middle School found a photo of a World War II soldier. Since then she has passed the photo around to veterans groups, trying to find out who the man is so they can return it to its rightful owner
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(42)
 
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Due to that unfortunate thing with the avalanche and Sherpas and stuff, Discovery Channel regretfully cancels live jump off Mount Everest that would have produced five nights of primetime programming and killer ratings
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(23)
 
(The Week)
 
 
 
TV critic who claims to have actually read the Books, inexplicably claims that the one additional rape scene the TV show added last night could somehow "derail" the show
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(231)
 


Sun April 20, 2014
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Guy who drove his truck into a restaurant survives after being hit by train later that night. Lay odds on boat or plane tri-fecta to the right
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(28)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Parents are shocked and dismayed after high school students turn an annual music show into a production filled with raunchy jokes more suitable for a gin mill. "It was something like, 'After last night, Uranus was totally destroyed'"
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(41)
 
(KSBW Monterey)
 
 
 
At last, our long national nightmare is over. California farmers will get more water thanks to The Department of Water Resources, the U.S. Bureau of Reclamation and state and federal officials
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(118)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
The homeless man who had his coffin-sized shanty inside Manhattan Bridge torn down by the NYPD on Thursday has found himself a new place to sleep at night, and he's lovin' it
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(84)
 


Sat April 19, 2014
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Hannibal sees an increase in viewership while Kitchen Nightmares sees a sharp decline after viewers realized they could see decent drama and terrifying cuisine on NBC
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(34)
 
(9 News)
 
 
 
Couple married for 70 years, had 8 children and hated spending nights away from each other die just 15 hours apart. Proving once again that true love does exist and you can die of a broken heart. Does anyone ever dust in here anymore?
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(77)
 
(Gothamist)
 
 
 
A bottle of red.. a bottle of white... it's what the scientists ordered tonight
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(21)
 
(UFC)
 
 
 
Saturday Night MMA: UFC on Fox 11, with #2 ranked heavyweight Fabricio Werdum vs #3 ranked Travis Browne. Early prelims stream at 3:30 PM ET on UFC Fight Pass, prelims at 5 PM ET on Fox Sports 1, main card at 8 PM ET on your local Fox affiliate
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(365)
 


Fri April 18, 2014
(Bellator)
 
 
 
Friday Night MMA: Bellator 117, with Douglas Lima vs Rick Hawn for the vacant welterweight title. Also the lightweight tournament semifinals. Prelims stream free at 7 PM ET on Spike.com. Main card on Spike TV at 9 PM ET
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(74)
 
(NHL)
 
 
 
For fans of the Red Wings or Bruins it truly is Good Friday.. It's a pretty good night for other hockey fans too.. Habs look to take 2 at Tampa @7ET. Wings/Bruins @7:30ET. then the Stars look to even it up with the Ducks @10ET CBC/CNBC, TSN/NBCSN x2
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(680)
 


Thu April 17, 2014
(CBC)
 
 
 
Hockey playoffs night two, four games tonight. If you were tired this morning rookie, you gotta step up your game.. I need you to focus. One (or 2) game(s) at a time, I want to see 110% out there.. 7, 8, 9:30 and 10:30ET TSN, CBC, CNBC, NBCSN
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(1049)
 
(Christian Science Monitor)
 
 
 
Scientists make solar power work at night, finally explain Corey Hart
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(12)
 


Wed April 16, 2014
(Deadline)
 
 
 
After the dismal double failures of Russell Brand and W. Kamau Bell, FX is abandoning their attempts to get into the late night talk show game
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(52)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Erotic: "After taking a midnight swim, she came out soaking wet." Not erotic: "After using the public toilet, she came out soaking wet"
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(32)
 


Tue April 15, 2014
(NHL)
 
 
 
As the NHL playoffs approach, the 14 non-playoff teams will look forward to tonight's Draft Lottery (8pm, NBCSN). Tune in to find out who gets the #1 pick and a chance to draft Reinhart, Ekblad, or Bennett
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(78)
 
(ABC 4 Charleston)
 
 
 
You know its been a rough night when the police report contains the phrase "large quantity of fecal matter"
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(47)
 


Mon April 14, 2014
(Fox News)
 
 
 
There's a blood moon tonight. What does it mean? WHAT DOES IT MEAN??? Seriously, I have no farking idea here
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(380)
 
(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
White supremacy was quickly put down by the people of our nation. But now, another threat has emerged: pastel riders in the night, clothed in rainbowed hoods, coming to burn a triangle on your front lawn: the Gay-K-K
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(232)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Hungover from drinking too much last night? Blame migrating birds, who spread beer yeasts around the world. They flew slower than unladen birds, although both beat their wings forty-three times a second to maintain airspeed velocity
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Sun April 13, 2014
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Will Roger go to Woodstock? Will Pete be punched by Buzz Aldrin? Will we wait two years for Don to fall out that window? "Mad Men", Season 7, Part One starts tonight on AMC, 10 PM EST
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(44)
 
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Seth Rogen was ratings poison for Saturday Night Live
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(86)
 
(Bleacher Report)
 
 
 
The real reason why Bradley lost to Pacquiao in the ring last night? Pacquiao's mom
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(13)
 
(Bleacher Report)
 
 
 
The best thing about $1 Beer Night at minor league hockey games? Using the empties to build a giant "beeramid" against the glass
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(13)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Prince William is just a regular guy, and he does stuff regular guys like you would do given the chance. For example, apparently he's been plowing Kate Middleton morning, noon and night
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(112)
 
(TSN)
 
 
 
It's time to use & then put away the razors. The NHL regular season ends with 10 games today starting at 12:30 ET. With the second season starting Wed night, it's time to shake off the winter blahs & get your fingers warmed up & ready to play
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(118)
 


Sat April 12, 2014
(Bleacher Report)
 
 
 
After a heavily disputed win for Bradley, Manny Pacquiao hopes to remove all doubt that he's the better fighter tonight in the much anticipated rematch
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(68)
 
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Gordon Ramsay's Kitchen Nightmares returned to Amy's Baking Company, and if you thought they would have learned something about business after a year, boy, would you be wrong
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(147)
 
(NASCAR)
 
 
 
Who will be getting the infamous Darlington Stripe tonight? Can we make it through a race without any rain for once? It's the Bojangles Southern 500 (6:30PM ET, FOX)
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(542)
 


Fri April 11, 2014
(UFC)
 
 
 
Friday MMA: Live from Abu Dhabi, UFC Fight Night 39, with Big Country vs Big Nog, streaming at 12:15 PM ET on UFC Fight Pass. Later, Bellator 116 starting at 7 PM ET on Spike.com and Spike TV, followed by RFA 14 at 10 PM ET on AXS TV
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(212)
 


Thu April 10, 2014
(Slate)
 
 
 
Dear Prudy, will my fiance laugh at my "shame-shame" on our wedding night?
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(102)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Titanic officer may have 'played down' collision to dodge negligence claims - shocking considering the iceberg was up to 100ft high by 400ft wide, the 46,000-ton ship was speeding through an ice field at night, and the crew failed to spot it in time
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(33)
 


Wed April 09, 2014
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
When the Earth, Mars, and the Sun are in alignment, most magazines will tell you how to get a good look at Mars in the night sky. Then there's the Daily Mail
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(60)
 
(Medium)
 
 
 
Summer is coming, and with it, the most famous nebula in the night sky
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(20)
 


Tue April 08, 2014
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Despite Kentucky losing the NCAA Championship Monday night, the fan who got the tattoo saying they won the National Championship this year will keep it
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(19)
 


Mon April 07, 2014
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
The best choice to replace David Letterman on late-night TV? Stephen Colbert: "Colbert is perhaps the greatest comedian of our generation of comics. He can do it all: improv, sketch, stand-up. He can dance, act, and conduct hilarious interviews"
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Sun April 06, 2014
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Game of Thrones returns tonight after the tragic events of the Red Wedding. Will Joffrey's wedding go off without a hitch? Will Jamie lend a hand? Will Hodor Hodor? Find out tonight at 9PM ET on HBO. It's your Official GOT discussion thread
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(245)
 
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Two are dead and twenty others have been shot since Friday as Chicago looks to take back its 'murder capital of the U.S.' title after the long and harsh winter
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(84)
 
(Formula 1)
 
 
 
Mercedes sweeps the front row while Red Bull starts mid pack for the first night race of the year. This is your Formula 1 Bahrain Grand Prix discussion thread. Race starts 11:00am EDT, 8am PDT on NBCSN
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(170)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Debbie Harry is not only still smokin' hot at 68 but now she also reveals that she is bisexual and that she doesn't have a type but likes someone who is nice, funny and loves to have sex. The line forms to the right
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(67)
 
(Cryptozoology News)
 
 
 
Tree camera captures a "young Yowie", also known as the Australian Bigfoot, creeping around in the woods at night. Sleep tight Australian farkers (w/creepy video)
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(86)
 


Sat April 05, 2014
(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
WILL the Gators chomp on the UCONN? CAN Kentucky survive Bucky? This is your NCAA Final Four discussion thread. Tonight on TBS. First tip at 6:09 pm ET, second tip at 8:49 pm ET
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(576)
 
(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
Man crashes through ceiling of the Roxy nightclub. Baby don't hurt me, baby don't hurt me, no more
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(25)
 


Fri April 04, 2014
(Bellator)
 
 
 
Friday Night MMA doubleheader: Bellator 115 with Vitaly Minikov vs Cheick "Nutshot" Kongo for the heavyweight title. Prelims stream at 7 PM ET, main card on Spike TV at 9 PM ET. Followed by Legacy 30 with Holly Holm on AXS TV at 10 PM ET
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(131)
 
(People Magazine)
 
 
 
Ten things society wouldn't have if it hadn't been for David Letterman. Pro: stupid pet tricks, stupid human tricks, late-night boobie flashes and Larry Bud Mehlman. Wiping out all of the above: Chris Elliott
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(109)
 
(Wired)
 
 
 
Here's your nightmare creature of the week: an eel that can fire an extra pair of prehistoric jaws out of its mouth to snare prey (pics)
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(24)
 
(Gigwise)
 
 
 
Kasabian announced as Sunday night Glastonbury headliner. Sadly, it seems no one is pleased with the news
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(33)
 
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Why the next late-night TV show host should be a woman. Or if one is not available, Chelsea Handler
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(91)
 
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
John Oliver approached to assume the hosting duties of The Late Show after David Letterman retires
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(95)
 


Thu April 03, 2014
(CBS San Francisco)
 
 
 
David Letterman to retire, spend more time in the home office of Wahoo, Nebraska
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(123)
 
(WFAA Fort Worth)
 
 
 
Brookstone files Chapter 11 on news that maybe, just MAYBE, there isn't really a big market for combination radio/juice extractor/foot massager/bluetooth speaker/hemorrhoid donut/wine decanter/overnight bag/nose hair trimmer thingies
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(42)
 


Tue April 01, 2014
(Slate)
 
 
 
Dear Prudie, I want to propose to my twin brother's drunken one night stand. She's been dating me, and only banged him the one time. Does she really need to know she got in on with her future BIL?
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(80)
 


Mon March 31, 2014
(Cleveland Plain Dealer)
 
 
 
A group of four people call authorities for help being lost and disoriented in the dense jungle in the middle of the night. Oh, I mean an urban wooded area
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(11)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
The "who said it?" quiz, Chris Christie or Bobby Knight edition
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(19)
 
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Andrew Lincoln discusses Rick's turning point in the season four finale of The Walking Dead, as well as how the arrival at Terminus coincides with the comics (Warning: Spoilers for last night's episode)
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(84)
 

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