Do you have adblock enabled?
 
If you can read this, either the style sheet didn't load or you have an older browser that doesn't support style sheets. Try clearing your browser cache and refreshing the page.
500 headlines found matching 'night'
Thu December 14, 2017
Source     Fark Headline Comments
(News 12 Westchester)
 
 
 
A man recreated the famous disco in "Saturday Night Fever" for the movie's 40th anniversary Wednesday. Surprisingly not considered an act of terrorism
source: bronx.news12.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
The Battle of Bronies is on for Thursday Night Football. Both teams really have nothing to fight for, but let's have a thread, shall we? Kickoff is at 8:25pm ET on NBC
source: espn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
UPS: "We seem to have lost your $846,000. Sorry about that. Here's $35. We cool?"
source: nypost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Netflix user who watched Bee Movie 357 times this year explains she racked up such a record; "It's the only thing that keeps my son calm" (possible nsfw content on page)
source: thesun.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Variety)
 
 
 
Giant hole ripped open in PBS late night talk schedule as Tavis Smiley follows Charlie Rose out the door for 2017'ing at work
source: variety.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
Keith Ellison shames both parties for failing to stand up against Trump
source: politicususa.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 


Wed December 13, 2017
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
And here's BB-8 bowing to Prince William and Prince Harry on the red carpet
source: nme.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Twitter)
 
 
 
FFS
source: mobile.twitter.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Jones won and Moore refuses to back down, the FCC is meeting to screw us over, interest rates went up, and Trump says he was right about AL all along. It's your MSNBC nightly thread, starting at 8PM EST
source: msnbc.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Much like your mother, Detroit expects to get 5 to 8 inches tonight
source: freep.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 


Tue December 12, 2017
(Kotaku)
 
 
 
Desperate to be in your World of Warcraft guild's raid so you can score the best magic pants? DDOS your fellow guildies. Pathetic tag requested
source: kotaku.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
No matter who wins the Alabama special election tonight, it's Mitch McConnell's loss. Fark: and fault
source: washingtonpost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Ed Sheeran says his new album has a "surprise new sound," which is presumably the unholy screams of anguish of all the souls he's consumed
source: nme.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
What's the correct way to cut toast? If you pick #3, you're probably a freak
source: nypost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
Just in time for Hanukkah: the fidget dreidel. OY
source: slate.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
When you make a £100 bet with your boyfriend stating that he wouldn't be able to limit his booze intake to just one glass a night until Christmas, make sure you specify the size of the glass
source: mirror.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Kentucky lawmaker molested his daughter's friend, cops closed the case, press did some digging, lawmakers from both parties want him to resign, but Gov. Matt Bevin (R-epulsive) says "hold on there"
source: nypost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
"Once upon a midnight dreary, while I pondered, weak and weary, over many a--" *TAP TAP TAP* "Farking stop that, you farking bird, I'm trying to work here." This is your Fark Writer's Thread, constantly interrupted edition
source: fark.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
According to study, more motorists die on a full moon, which is no surprise since it's very hard to drive and expose your bare arse at the same time
source: telegraph.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 


Mon December 11, 2017
(WHO TV Des Moines)
 
 
 
Changes possible for Iowa Democratic Caucus, just waiting for the print order to get back from Moscow
source: whotv.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Will Tom Brady and the Patriots fry the fish? Or will the Dolphins pull off the mega-upset? Could this be considered a winter getaway for the Patriots? It is your Monday Night Football thread, kickoff is at 8:30pm ET on ESPN
source: espn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Christian Post)
 
 
 
Tonight, on Lucifer, Lucifer tries to get his groove back. (FOX 8ET) Later, on The Gifted, with the wonder twins captured, Reed and Caitlyn take the rescue into their own hands. (FOX 9ET)
source: christianpost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(TuneIn)
 
 
 
Tonight on Paul's Memory Bank (8PM ET) as we wind down 2017 we see what kind of deranged individual subby is by listening to the top 33 songs on his iPhone
source: tunein.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
We replaced this package sitting on a front porch with a box rigged with firecrackers. Let's see if anyone notices
source: boingboing.net   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Pro Football Talk)
 
 
 
Earl Thomas finds out what it's like to lose to the Seattle Seahawks
source: profootballtalk.nbcsports.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(MSN)
 
 
 
So why did Queens of the Stone Age frontman Josh Homme kick a photographer in the face? No one knows
source: msn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Boxer Stephen Smith almost has ear ripped off, will continue to report on ESPN. (WARNING: Graphic images.)
source: foxnews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 


Sat December 09, 2017
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
And I would do anything for a tax cut, but I won't do that
source: nme.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(UFC)
 
 
 
Saturday Night MMA: UFC Fight Night 123 Cub Swanson vs Brian Ortega Fight Pass prelims at 6:30 PM ET, Fox Sports 1 prelims at 8 PM ET, Fox Sports 1 main card at 10 PM ET
source: ufc.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Cambridge News)
 
 
 
You know what they say. Once you go ethereal, you'll never catch a venereal
source: cambridge-news.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 


Fri December 08, 2017
(Cinema Blend)
 
 
 
Tonight, on Agents of SHIELD, Daisy tries to save Gemma from her mistake. Meanwhile, Mack and Coulson make an unsettling discovery about Soylent Green. (ABC 9ET)
source: cinemablend.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Invicta FC)
 
 
 
Friday Night MMA: Invicta FC 26, with Jennifer Maia vs Agnieszka Niedzwiedz for the flyweight title, Kaline Medeiros vs MacKenzie Dern. Starts at 8 PM ET on UFC Fight Pass
source: invictafc.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
'I've always got a chandelier in bed with me when possible,' says woman engaged to 90-year-old chandelier, in open relationship with others
source: nypost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(FOX6Now)
 
 
 
Primary challenger to Paul Ryan has epic night of Twitter fights, tells reporter to 'Eat a bullet'
source: fox6now.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 


Thu December 07, 2017
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
When woman's request for threesome is rejected she takes matters into her own teeth
source: mirror.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Goodnight Moon
source: latimes.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(NFL)
 
 
 
Can Drew Brees and the Saints prevail in Atlanta? Or will Matt Ryan and the Falcons defend their turf and keep their playoff hopes alive? It's your Thursday Night Football thread, kickoff at 8:25pm ET on NBC
source: nfl.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
And the latest celeb/politician fired for sexual misconduct is...Morning Joe regular Harold Ford Jr
source: huffingtonpost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Tonight, on Gotham, Carmine returns to stabilize the underworld and Grundy completes a sentence. (FOX 8ET) Later, on Arrow, Ollie and Felicity get married... again but when Quentin is kidnapped it's up to Ollie's flashback wig to save him. (CW 9ET)
source: buddytv.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(TV Guide)
 
 
 
Will Ed and Kelly get back together? Will someone get killed? Will Dan be riding the elevator? Answers to these questions on the season finale of The Orville - Tonight at 9:00 PM EST on Fox
source: tvguide.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Morning in Israel. My car didn't melt in a storm of fire and brimstone overnight so I guess I have to go to work. How do I explain (again) crazy American politics to my co workers? The price of gas just went up, so I guess that's a good deflection
source: fark.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
If you've ever wondered what would happen if you let a Smurf mate with a tarantula, here's your answer
source: mnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 


Wed December 06, 2017
(WWE)
 
 
 
HOW will Almas celebrate winning the NXT title? WILL Kassius Ohno be a nightmare for the Velveteen Dream? WHY is "Ruby Riott" now spelled with 2 t's? "Wrasslin' Wednesday" begins @ 8pm ET on WWE Network?
source: wwe.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
It was a dark and stormy night. No, that's trite, make it a gloomy night. No, maybe a gloomy day. Crap, maybe a gloomy and stormy day? Fark it, WE'LL DO IT LIVE. This is your Fark Writer's Thread, somewhat live edition
source: fark.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Beyonce presented Colin Kaepernick with Sports Illustrated's Muhammad Ali Legacy Award on Tuesday night. Too bad they didn't present him with a coupon for one free haircut at Cost Cutters
source: espn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(CTV News)
 
 
 
Lighthouse keeper learns what not to do in a wolf encounter
source: ctvnews.ca   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Radical authoritarian clergy to begin forced conversions of local student population while US authorities do little to stop the spread of sharia law in the region
source: rawstory.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Homeless man offers to "watch' your car as you park near downtown Tampa restaurant at night. You ignore him. Q - What word does homeless man scratch on the hood of your automobile?
source: tampabay.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 


Tue December 05, 2017
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Bottomless buffet results in vomiting and diarrhea. Pants-wearing buffet has no problems
source: nypost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Sioux City Journal)
 
 
 
Tonight, on The Flash, When separate villains capture Barry and Caitlin it's up to Iris to decide who lives and dies. (CW 8ET) Later, on Legends of Tomorrow, despite the benefits the Legends decide to stop Norsemen from conquering America. (CW 9ET)
source: siouxcityjournal.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(WFAA Fort Worth)
 
 
 
Director of "A Christmas Carol" fired by DTC for inappropriate behavior, will get a visit tonight from 3 ghosts who will help him to change his ways
source: wfaa.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Twitter)
 
Video
 
"The big difference in Watergate and now is that the heroes of Watergate were by and large Republicans who had the courage to say this is not about ideology, this is about illegality"
source: twitter.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
New analysis of latest missile launch from Best Korea shows they may be using Iranian technology
source: cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Vox)
 
 
 
Good times ahead for Dollar General because "The economy is continuing to create more of our core customer"
source: vox.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Another day, another somewhat famous person accused of sexual assault. No, subby has never heard of her either. Yes, I said her
source: yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Are you a night person or a morning person?
source: stuff.co.nz   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Patheos)
 
 
 
Flat Earth homemade rocketeer declares SUCCESS
source: patheos.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 


Mon December 04, 2017
(Fox News)
 
 
 
♫That's the night the lights went out on Garth Brooks. That's the night that they pissed off innocent fans. Don't trust your concert to no back woods Jersey power. Cause the tech in the towns got whiskey in his hand♫
source: foxnews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(TuneIn)
 
 
 
For tonight's Paul's Memory Bank (8PM ET) the songs have a number in their title. At the end we'll have a mini tribute to Jim Nabors, 1 song as Gomer, another that showed off his exceptional baritone voice (Impossible Dream has been played too much)
source: tunein.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Page Six)
 
 
 
Heidi and Spencer Pratt want a $4,000 diaper bag for Christmas. So they've got that going for them, which is stupid
source: pagesix.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Can the Steelers sting the Bengals with the Killer B's? Or will the Red Rocket air it out and be king of the Queen City for a night? It is your Monday Night Football thread, kickoff is at 8:30pm ET on ESPN
source: espn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(CBR)
 
 
 
Tonight, on Supergirl, it's Reigning all over National City as a mysterious symbol keeps popping up. (CW 8ET) Later, on The Gifted, Reed lets his kids know that they are stronger together as the underground launches a half baked rescue (FOX 9ET)
source: cbr.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(WWE)
 
 
 
Y'all know what time it is. Grab your popcorn and beer and pizza and get ready to cheer for Roman Reigns. This is your discussion thread for ʬ Monday Night Raw, which begins at 8pm ET on USA Network
source: wwe.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Immortal News)
 
 
 
One of the best ways to get a good night's sleep is to have sex. Unless you're with a redhead, in which case you won't get any sleep
source: immortal.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Last night's The Walking Dead exposed Eugene for the genius coward he is and the Trash Romulans for what they are, creepy artists with annoying linguistics. But it still suffered like every other episode this season [WARNING: SPOILERS]
source: ew.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Facebook is groping around for a new sexual harassment policy
source: theguardian.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Ha ha ha ha ha.....uh.....dayam
source: huffingtonpost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 


Sun December 03, 2017
(NBC Sports)
 
 
 
Will the Eagles Extend their win streak to 10 games? Or will the Seahawks with the help of their 12th man stop them on their tracks? It is your Sunday Night Football thread (8:30pm ET, NBC)
source: sports.nbcsports.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(THV 11)
 
 
 
Jacksonville residents concerned over lack of streetlights, possible UFOs
source: thv11.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this nightmare fuel
source: i.pinimg.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
The Super Moon rises tonight. But don't worry if you miss it. You'll have two more chances next month
source: mnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(JSOnline)
 
 
 
Majestic, 20-point buck spared by hunter so others can admire such a magnificent specimen of nature. Just kidding, he shot it
source: jsonline.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(NBC Bay Area)
 
 
 
Men's careers are ending, or in serious jeopardy, because of heightened awareness of sexual misconduct. Brock Turner's attorney decides now would be the perfect time to appeal Turner's ridiculously light sentence because reasons
source: nbcbayarea.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(CTV News)
 
 
 
Frustration can make nightmares worse. So the saying goes: you shouldn't go to sleep angry
source: ctvnews.ca   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 


Sat December 02, 2017
(UFC)
 
 
 
Saturday Night MMA: UFC 218, with Max Holloway vs Jose Aldo II, Alistair Overeem vs Francis N'Gannou, Eddie Alvarez vs Justin Gaethje. Fight Pass prelims at 6:15 PM ET, FS1 prelims at 8 PM ET, main card PPV at 10 PM ET
source: ufc.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 


Fri December 01, 2017
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Jake Byrd goes to a Roy Moore rally
source: youtube.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Tonight, on Agents of SHIELD, Coulson and crew find themselves shanghaied into space... then it gets weird. (ABC 8ET)
source: avclub.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(UFC)
 
 
 
Friday Night MMA: The Ultimate Fighter 26 Finale, with Nicco Montana vs Roxanne Modafferi for the inaugural UFC Women's flyweight title. Fight Pass prelim at 6:30 PM ET, Fox Sports 1 prelims at 8 PM ET, FS1 main card at 10 PM ET. Also, Bellator 189
source: ufc.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Most profitable Airbnb brings owner $344,000 a year, as he charges tourists $1200 a night and is booked almost every night
source: stuff.co.nz   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
"Trump is God's anointed and is never wrong." THIS IS WHAT REPUBLICANS ACTUALLY BELIEVE
source: rightwingwatch.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 


Thu November 30, 2017
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Indonesian city to citizens: stop using free WiFi for drugs and hookers. In an unrelated story, owner/curmudgeon Drew Curtis announces Fark website "in talks" to relocate to unnamed SE Asia community
source: phys.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Hey, everyone's beginning to realize how sh*tty our tax bill is. We need to pass it tonight before it's too late
source: twitter.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
A classic rivalry is renewed for a Thursday Night showdown. Can Kirk Cousins and the Redskins defeat a fading Cowboys squad? Or will Dak Prescott win this one at home to keep their playoff hopes alive? Kickoff is at 8:25 PM ET on NBC
source: espn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
The tax bill may get a vote tonight, Manafort reaches an agreement with Mueller, and the President is completely off his rocker. This is YOUR MSNBC Discussion Thread. Join the fun at 8PM EST
source: msnbc.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Johnny Manziel cleared of domestic violence charge after using affluenza defense
source: espn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Splinter News)
 
 
 
List of the salaries serial sexual abusers were making before they got fired for their behavior. You can buy plenty of escort ladies for a lot of long nights for that kind of money
source: splinternews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 


Wed November 29, 2017
(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
"What I am getting is stronger by refusing to blame myself and speaking the truth out loud". Survivor of attack by Moore speaks truth to power
source: politicususa.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Bustle)
 
 
 
There once was a TV show called Riverdale. All of the actors were paid close to scale. Hot Dog desperately tries to find a tree, tonight on the CW, 8PM ET, you don't want to see what happens if he fails
source: bustle.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 


Tue November 28, 2017
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Heritage Foundation hires former White House adviser, Fox News national security strategist, and Hungarian knight squire Sebastian Gorka as independent contractor
source: talkingpointsmemo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Cinema Blend)
 
 
 
Tonight, on The Flash and Legends of Tomorrow, All hope is lost as just punching Nazis doesn't seem to be enough to stop them. The only hope is Barry has to run faster. (CW 8ET)
source: cinemablend.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Artificial Intelligence creates a lullaby. Sleep tight
source: mirror.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Liam Gallagher tells crown in New York that Americans only know one Oasis song. And I said, "Maybe"
source: nme.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 


Mon November 27, 2017
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Can Tom Savage and the Texans rally the troops and roast the Ravens? Or will Joe Flacco be the victors and toast the Texans? It is your Monday Night Football thread, Kickoff at 8:30pm EST on ESPN
source: espn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Tonight, on Supergirl and Arrow, When the wedding of Barry and Iris is interrupted by Nazis from another Earth. It's up to Kara, Ollie, Barry and Sara to stop them. There'll be ice cream, ziplines, and punching Nazis... what's not to like? (CW 8ET)
source: buddytv.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(TuneIn)
 
 
 
Tonight's Paul's Memory Bank (8PM EST) is 3 shows in one. Part 1 - I played with Shazam at a restaurant and made a playlist. Part 2 - a short tribute to recently passed entertainers. Part 3 - Rock & Roll HoF 2018 nominees in order of fan voting
source: tunein.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Scotsman)
 
 
 
Beer company shows us how it's done when local complains about being kept awake by the light from a new billboard
source: edinburghnews.scotsman.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
The Walking Dead sure enjoys airing episodes that waste a lot of down time, and last night's episode was no exception, though we got some good moments with Carol, Maggie, and Ezekiel. Though the Trash Romulans are annoying [WARNING: SPOILERS]
source: ew.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 


Sun November 26, 2017
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Judge postpones sentencing fashion model, who smashed glass into woman's face when denied entry to nightclub's VIP area, because... she's a rich white girl who absolutely must keep her holiday vacation plans (possible nsfw content on page)
source: thesun.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Can the Steelers continue their winning streak against the Packers? Or can the Pack find a win to win in the 'burgh? It is your Sunday Night Football thread, kickoff is at 8:30 PM EST on NBC
source: espn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Noel Gallagher wants Morgan Freeman to play him in a movie
source: nme.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
Homeless man spends a night locked in Walmart. Then things get weird
source: ajc.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 


Sat November 25, 2017
(NHL)
 
 
 
Bergevin called to say Subby was PROBABLY going to be named Captain of the Canadiens before tonight's games (starting at 7pm EST) but I'd have to agree to an interview in French & play centre. I said probably is no good, poured another goonjuice
source: nhl.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 


Fri November 24, 2017
(Fox 8 Cleveland)
 
 
 
Cleveland cop arrested twice in one night for drunk driving. Gee, I wonder why they let him go after the first time
source: fox8.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Dunno if anyone is going to be live tonight on MSNBC but let's have a discussion thread anyhow. Fun starts at 8pm ET, like always. In honor of rumors of Flynn co-operating with Mueller, the Animal of the Day is the (stool) pigeon
source: msnbc.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Slow night other than the monkey and belfie threads. How was everyone's Thanksgiving?
source: fark.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 


Thu November 23, 2017
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Tonight, on Arrow, when the Piano Man threatens Star City only the Green Arrow can stop his dastardly plan. (CW, 9pm ET)
source: ew.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 


Wed November 22, 2017
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Ben Roethlisberger's heart will go on for football
source: espn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Holiday Guy)
 
 
 
Kicking off the holiday season of endless TV specials and classic movies, we begin tonight with "A Charlie Brown Thanksgiving" (8pm, ABC) followed by the "Saturday Night Live Thanksgiving Special" (9pm, NBC). And awaaaay we go
source: christmastvschedule.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
LeBron James should be playing lots of minutes in a game because the old Michael Jordan did
source: sports.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Want a good night's sleep? Open a damn window
source: dailymail.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(MLive.com)
 
 
 
There was a BIG gas explosion north of Detroit Monday night. Here's video of the sizable blast zone
source: mlive.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Carl Sagan Portal)
 
 
 
The Tuesday Night Science Channel Discussion Thread
source: carlsagan.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 


Tue November 21, 2017
(WSAZ West Virginia)
 
 
 
Man sells car to Craigslist contact for $6,200 in cash. Since you're reading this here, you can already guess that all those Franklins were actually Franglins
source: wsaz.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(CBR)
 
 
 
Tonight, on the Flash, Biv and Bel terrorize Central City as Iris puts the finishing touches on her upcoming nuptials. (CW 8ET) Later, on Legends of Tomorrow, Ray and Rory get lost on the way to Hanoi while Grodd plots their downfall. (CW 9ET)
source: cbr.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(ABC7 Chicago)
 
 
 
You know how some late night hosts joke that Eric might be the smart one? Yeah, no, we're going to have to stick with "I'm Eric"
source: abc7chicago.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 


Mon November 20, 2017
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Mike Love won't say what exactly Manson did to his cousin Dennis Wilson; "Let's put it this way: I didn't send flowers" In other news, even The Manson Family threw off the Beach Boys for The Beatles
source: sg.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
In a battle of real-life birds versus fictional birds, will Matt Ryan tear up the Seahawks defense? Or will Russell Wilson have his way with the Falcons' defense? It is your Monday Night Football thread, kickoff is at 8:30pm EST on ESPN
source: espn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Raw's part-timers were victorious. Braun was still willing to murder them all for our entertainment. I guess we aren't seeing the Universal title for awhile again. But hey, at least Stephanie will be back. WWE Raw 8pm EST USA
source: mirror.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Cinema Blend)
 
 
 
Tonight, on Supergirl, Kara investigates a sunken ship. J'onn undertakes a bonding exercise and Samantha seeks answers (CW 8ET) Later, on The Gifted, a mole makes life difficult for the mutant underground, an x-terminator may be needed (FOX 9ET)
source: cinemablend.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Scientist puts his dog on editorial boards of seven predatory journals as proof of their negligence. Your dog wants added controls in figure 3 and a more thorough statistical analysis of the data in table 1
source: boingboing.net   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
To all of you jumping on the bandwagon to bring down Al Franken, just take a moment to remember that this man was one of the founding writers of Saturday Night Live. So before you judge him, take a look back at that time of his life and ... uh oh
source: washingtonpost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(ESPN FC)
 
 
 
The EPL weekend concludes with Brighton and Hove Albion hosting Stoke on Monday Night Football. Can the Gulls keep flying high or will the Potters provide a smoke screen? Kickoff is at 3pm EST on NBCSN
source: espnfc.us   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Pink denies "throwing shade" at Christina Aguilera during her performance at the AMAs
source: nme.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
A recap of last night's episode of The Walking Dead, which was just a lot of filler, a bit of Negan's backstory, and nothing but a waste of viewers' time and patience [WARNING: SPOILERS]
source: ew.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 


Sun November 19, 2017
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Will it be fly, Eagles, fly? Or will it be ride 'em Cowboys? Can Carson Wentz have another field day? Can the Cowboys do it without Ezekiel Elliott? It is your Sunday Night Football thread, kickoff is at 8:30pm EST
source: espn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 


Sat November 18, 2017
(Variety)
 
 
 
Chance, the Rapper hosts Saturday Night Live. Eminem, the rapper is the musical guest. Can the obscure hip hop musician hold his own against the likes of Leslie Jones and Beck Bennett? Will Baldwin return to mock the Asia trip? SNL, 11:30pm EST on NBC
source: variety.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Masturbation and good sex have something in common
source: nypost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(UFC)
 
 
 
Saturday Night MMA: UFC Fight Night 121, live from Sydney. Fabricio Werdum vs Marcin Tybura, Bec Rawlings vs Jessica Rose-Clark. Fight Pass prelims at 6:30pm EST, Fox Sports 1 prelims at 8pm, FS1 main card at 10pm
source: ufc.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Cancer.org)
 
 
 
Anyone have any good stories about pancreatic cancer? Any extended # of years still living? Any suggestions? I got the news today, oh boy
source: cancer.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 


Fri November 17, 2017
(Fox 4 KC)
 
 
 
Axe throwing club comes to Kansas City's West Bottoms, thankfully not a euphemism
source: fox4kc.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Conservative radio host admits 'nightmare' Roy Moore debacle is 'a monster we helped create'
source: rawstory.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Someone decided to look into the metadata of the now-infamous USO picture of Al Franken. Turns out things don't quite add up, like why it was modified the night Norm Coleman conceded
source: twitter.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
They tried to warn us about man spreaders but we did not listen. Farkers, share your stories of public transport nightmares
source: nypost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Daily Edge (Ireland))
 
 
 
The Sun is not there after the BBC's Newsnight brilliantly trolls them with BBC staff asleep on the job
source: dailyedge.ie   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Always fun, and never a level grind it's the Friday Fark Gaming Thread. Link goes to a free copy of Killer Is Dead Nightmare Edition (Humble Bundle). What have you been playing? Side note what canceled game(s) do you wish had seen the light of day?
source: humblebundle.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Tech Crunch)
 
 
 
Can Musk handle the curves and build Roadsters on time, With range of 630 miles, his thing can go all night, It goes from zero to sixty in 1.9. If you put down $50Gs, Shut up and... take my money
source: techcrunch.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 


Thu November 16, 2017
(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
I'm not a veterinarian, but I play one at night in the forest
source: oregonlive.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
If you're going to rob a bank, try to use a better disguise than a pink floral nightgown and black lipstick, especially if it's the same bank you work at
source: sun-sentinel.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(TV Guide)
 
 
 
A fire breaks out on the Orville and a crew member dies. Yaphit? LaMarr? or the first of many redshirts? Find out tonight on Fox 9:00 PM EST
source: tvguide.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Will the Steelers and Big Ben be able to iron out the Titans or will DeMarco Murray and company knock down the the curtain and leave Pittsburgh with a win? It is your Thursday Night Football thread, starting at 8:25pm EST on NBC
source: espn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Courier Mail)
 
 
 
Man dead after Logan stabbing. Snikt
source: couriermail.com.au   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(KTAR Phoenix)
 
 
 
"Uhh....thanks for coming out to tonight's Lil Peep concert, an amazing young rapper out of New York. But....uh....we kinda have to, uh, cancel tonight's show. He just died on the tour bus. Yup. Pepped up on goofballs. Welp. Thanks for coming, bye"
source: ktar.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 


Wed November 15, 2017
(TVLine)
 
 
 
Grab your high heels and that little black dress, because Archie and the gang are settling their differences with the Southside Serpents via a good old fashioned drag race tonight on "Riverdale" CW 8pm EST
source: tvline.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(The Hill)
 
 
 
CFPB chief says good night and good luck to all you consumers out there
source: thehill.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Alaska Dispatch News)
 
 
 
I don't know what they're doing up there in the frozen wastes of Alaska, but the Musk Oxen are not amused
source: adn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
"Violent psychopath" escapes Hawaiian facility, may have boarded plane to San Jose. Police warn not to approach him as he may be dangerously annoyed due to TSA screening procedures
source: ktla.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(ieee spectrum)
 
 
 
People who write release notes for apps increasingly treat dull job as comedy club open-mic night. "Usually the place for immediate feedback is Twitter and the app stores. People will be like, 'Enough with the stupid notes, tell me what's in this'"
source: spectrum.ieee.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 


Tue November 14, 2017
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Trump's most recent judicial nominee actually does have extensive investigative experience: paranormal investigations. Don't worry, he's been published
source: thehill.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Iowans find another way to maximize calorie consumption
source: usatoday.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(TVLine)
 
 
 
Tonight, on The Flash, only The Council of Wells can help Barry stop a dancing teapot. (CW 8pm EST) Later, on Legends of Tomorrow, the face that launched a thousand ships is loose in 1930's Hollywood and only the Legends can return her home. (CW 9pm EST)
source: tvline.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Are you afraid of the dark? Do you still check for monsters under your bed?
source: mirror.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
Fraternity: "Those cameras weren't working the night a pledge died." Police: "Then why does it appear that the footage was manually deleted?" Fraternity: *Smoke Bomb*
source: npr.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(WTOP)
 
 
 
Seasonal time changes can wreak havoc on the delicate systems of precious snowflakes, moonbeams, and rays of sunshine all over the nation. If you're one of them, don't worry -- Mommy Blogger is here to help, and local news is here to cover her
source: wtop.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
After a mass casualty event like Vegas, flow is king. That means more than putting two patients of similar size on one ventilator with Y-tubing and doubling the volume, but that also helps when your emergency rooom runs out of ventilators
source: epmonthly.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 


Mon November 13, 2017
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Last night's Star Trek: Discovery which featured a fully nude Klingon on "Human" sex scene was a great climax
source: io9.gizmodo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Newsweek)
 
 
 
It took 20 years, but the Taliban has learned from U.S. forces and now they own the night, with deadly results
source: newsweek.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Wrestling Inc)
 
 
 
Roman is back. I don't really need much else for a Survivor Series go-home show for Monday Night Raw. Sorry for another late submission. WWE Raw 8pm EST USA
source: wrestlinginc.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Can the Dolphins get anything going against the Panthers? Or can Cam Newton run and pass all over the Dolphins defense? Who else will shine? It is your Monday Night Football thread, kickoff is at 8:30 PM ET
source: espn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Roy Moore is even more sick than we thought, Donald Junior is even dumber than we thought, and the nightmare that is US politics continues. This is YOUR MSNBC Primetime Discussion Thread. (Starts at 8PM EST)
source: msnbc.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Tonight, on Supergirl, Kara and Alex travel back to Midvale and Kara recalls a traumatic run in with a cow that helped shape her young life. (CW 8ET) Later, on The Gifted, Eclipse has to repay a favor and Jace invests in a giant robot (FOX 9ET)
source: ew.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Nuke Penn State From Orbit: Fraternity Hazing Edition
source: cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
"I was begging [Roy Moore] to stop." says rape victim, GOP leadership
source: thedailybeast.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Daytona Beach News-Journal)
 
 
 
It's OK, everyone. Not all of the 200 containers deputies found at this drunk man's home had explosive substances in them. Some just had "bodily fluids"
source: news-journalonline.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
What's more embarrassing than attending the MTV EMAs? Getting stuck in a toilet at the MTV EMAs
source: nme.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Woman discovers the identity of the man who had been leaving flowers at the grave of her 12-year-old brother for nearly 70 years
source: telegraph.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 


Sun November 12, 2017
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Which team achieve that Rocky Mountain High in Denver? Can the Patriots tear up the Broncos, or will Denver trample Tom Brady and company? It is your Sunday Night Football thread, kickoff is at 8:30pm EST on NBC
source: espn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
"Saturday Night Live" finally gets a little fair and balanced, paints Democrats as out of touch and elderly losers in skit
source: thedailybeast.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
NASA to launch two satellites with charging lasers to revolutionise your internet speed ...from orbit (possible nsfw content on page)
source: express.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(MSN)
 
 
 
ESPN sucks
source: msn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Underwear should be thrown out every year for health reasons to reduce the risk of infections and germs. Agree or disagree?
source: news.com.au   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 


Sat November 11, 2017
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
After a divisive episode with Larry David, can Tiffany Haddish restore order to Saturday Night Live with the help of quirky Dark Crystal muppet Taylor Swift? Will Alec Baldwin mock Trump's Asia trip? Saturday Night Live, 11:30 PM EST on NBC
source: ew.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(UFC)
 
 
 
Saturday Night MMA: UFC Fight Night 120, with Dustin Poirier vs Anthony Pettis, and Matt Brown vs Diego Sanchez. Fight Pass prelims at 6:30pm EST, Fox Sports 1 prelims at 8pm, Fox Sports 1 main card at 10pm
source: ufc.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 


Fri November 10, 2017
(Bustle)
 
 
 
Tonight, on Inhumans, the city's destroyed and the power plant is in full meltdown, as Black Bolt and Maximus face off with the Moon at stake in the series finale. Hopefully Lockjaw can be a good boy on another series (9pm EST, ABC)
source: bustle.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Alaska Dispatch News)
 
 
 
Eluding multiple traffic stops is hungry work, so why not swing by the McDonalds surrounded by marked police cars?
source: adn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Brian Stelter slams Republicans defending Roy Moore's pedophilia, demands to know how they sleep at night. And this is the guy who once recordered "She's Sexy and 17"
source: mediaite.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Fox 59)
 
 
 
Family finds dog lost in tornado, good Samaritans pay his vet bill for treatment of flying monkey trauma
source: fox59.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Mueller investigating low level, unknown Trump Administration staff member named Mike Flynn and his son for plot to kidnap Muslim cleric living in the U.S. and give him to Turkey for $15 million. Nobody has ever heard of this Flynn guy
source: rawstory.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(CBS Chicago)
 
 
 
Obama was sent home after reporting for jury duty in Chicago. Apparently the lawyers felt that since he only commanded the war against Middle East terrorists, he just wasn't ready to take on a case involving Chicago criminals
source: chicago.cbslocal.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
There's a possibility that Sean Hannity is an idiot
source: rawstory.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 


Thu November 09, 2017
(TVLine)
 
 
 
Tonight on The Orville, Kelly gets a visit from some guy she blue. 9:00 PM ET on Fox
source: tvline.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
A divisional battle of the birds is on tap. Can the Seahawks keep themselves relevant in the NFC Playoff race? Or can the Cardinals win at home and have the same record as the Seahawks? Thursday Night Football kicks off at 8:25pm EST on NBC
source: espn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Tonight, on Gotham, It's fight club in the Narrows and Gordon is up for a promotion. (FOX 8pm EST) Later, on Arrow, Slade Wilson's son has been kidnapped and he needs the keys to the zipline network. Meanwhile, Vigilante returns to Star City (CW 9pm EST)
source: ew.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Yesterday, Trump's personal bodyguard testified to Congress that during the 2013 Moscow visit, and unnamed Russian offered to send 5 women to Trump's room, and that both laughed at the idea until they pissed themselves
source: nbcnews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Kremlin: Da, Comrade Trump is having date night meeting with Supreme Soviet Leader....I mean, *President* Putin in Vietnam
source: cnbc.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(The Sun (Ireland))
 
 
 
More bad booze news for the Irish: Your cheap booze is about to double in price after a new booze bill gets passed soon by those that want you healthy and sober
source: thesun.ie   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
"Another Tuesday Night Loser: The Overrated Steve Bannon"
source: thedailybeast.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Midnight Oil concert cut short after guitarist slips and tears hamstring on stage, regrets not touring with Tony Orlando and Dawn
source: abc.net.au   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 


Wed November 08, 2017
(Fark)
 
 
 
What was your first greened submission? When? Were you proud?
source: fark.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(RedState)
 
 
 
RedState shocked (shocked I say) that the Virginia election results appear correlated to higher turnout in democratic precincts; "Murica" stands in for fallen Obvious tag that just evaporated like the plutonium core of a nuke after detonation
source: redstate.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Big wins for the Dems last night, and a whole lot more nonsensical bollocks for the rest of us today, and WHAT THE HELL DO YOU MEAN IT'S STILL ONLY WEDNESDAY? THIS is your MSNBC Evening Block livethread. Festivities start at 8pm EST
source: msnbc.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(KING 5 News)
 
 
 
Dick says goodnight moon
source: king5.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(GQ)
 
 
 
There was an actual Russian Mobster at Donald Trump's invitation only party on election night 2016
source: gq.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(The Hill)
 
 
 
John Carman, on the day of the Women's March: "Will the women's protest be over in time for them to cook dinner?" Women's March attendee Ashley Bennet, last night: "No, but I'll end your elected career in time for you to eat it"
source: thehill.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
New Ric Flair documentary explains the secret to his success: 15 drinks per day and sex with over 10,000 women
source: foxnews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
PSA for Fox News viewers: Democrats won the VA governor's race, and made historic gains in the legislature. Seems Fox might have missed saying that when you were watching last night
source: slate.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 


Tue November 07, 2017
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Tonight, on The Flash, Joe deals with drunken debauchery during Barry's bachelor party. (CW 8ET) Later, on Legends of Tomorrow, When Victorian London is threatened by a time travelling vampire there's only one way to make it worse. (CW 9ET)
source: io9.gizmodo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Cageside Seats)
 
 
 
Mirroring reality, WWE has all heel champions at the moment. AJ Styles doesn't want none of that as he finally tries to end the Fall of Unhindering. Will New Day face backlash for their invasion 2 turbo last night? WWE SDL 8pm EST USA
source: cagesideseats.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 


Mon November 06, 2017
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
A recap of last night's The Walking Dead, in which we saw more talking, more monologueing, more Shiva, and of course the obligatory ancillary character death [WARNING: SPOILERS]
source: ew.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Vulture)
 
 
 
Marilyn Manson would like some attention please, thank you
source: vulture.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(TuneIn)
 
 
 
You can call tonight's Paul's Memory Bank (8PM ET) "The Avis Show" or "The We Try Harder Show" or even the "Missed it by THAT Much Show". Each song played tonight peaked at #2 on the Billboard Hot 100 chart
source: tunein.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
In a battle of teams fighting for relevancy, the Lions and Packers square off in Green Bay. Can Matthew Stafford and the Detroit Lions end their losing streak? Or will the Packers win? It's your Monday Night Football thread, kickoff is at 8:30pm EST
source: espn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Tonight on Supergirl, in retrospect, it's obvious that using a lead bomb to defeat the Daxamites would have complications as the FDA shutters the National City dairy. (CW 8pm ET) Later on The Gifted, Blink ponders her future... past (FOX 9pm ET)
source: ew.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 


Sun November 05, 2017
(ESPN)
 
 
 
The Raiders and the Dolphins meet tonight after both teams were blown out last week. So will Oakland be able to reel in the Dolphins, or will Miami drown the Raiders? It's your SNF thread starting at 8:30pm EST on NBC
source: espn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(NFL)
 
 
 
Are the 7-1 Eagles ready to Brock? How big of a dumpster fire will we get in Houston? Who the FARK booked Dolphins/Raiders for Sunday Night? Your NFL Week 9 thread begins @ 1pm EST on CBS, FOX
source: nfl.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
What exactly is that opening chord to A Hard Day's Night? Here's the tl;dr version
source: abc.net.au   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 


Sat November 04, 2017
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Larry David makes his triumphant return as host. Will his Bernie Sanders square off against Baldwin's Trump and McKinnon's Clinton? Will we ever get over the David Pumpkins special? Will Miley try to be edgy? Saturday Night Live, 11:30pm ET on NBC
source: hollywoodreporter.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Motorsport)
 
 
 
It's time for some Saturday Night Boogity, as the NASCAR Xfinity Series brings us the O'Reilly Auto Parts 300, at the Texas Motor Speedway. 8:30pm on NBCSN
source: motorsport.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(UFC)
 
 
 
Saturday Night MMA: UFC 217 with three title fights: Michael Bisping vs Georges St Pierre, Cody Garbrandt vs TJ Dillashaw, Joanna Jedrzejczyk vs Rose Namajunas. Fight Pass prelims at 7 PM ET, Fox Sports 1 prelims at 8 PM ET, main card PPV at 10 PM ET
source: ufc.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 


Fri November 03, 2017
(Screen Rant)
 
 
 
Tonight, on Inhumans, the raging inferno has now consumed the city and threatens the powerplant, as the Royal Family returns from exile to confront our hero Maximus. (ABC 9ET)
source: screenrant.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(NASCAR)
 
 
 
It's Friday night. Lets watch some racing. The NASCAR Camping World Truck Series JAG Metals 350 Driving Hurricane Harvey Relief at Texas Motor Speedway is on FS1 at 8 EDT
source: nascar.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Spike)
 
 
 
Friday Night MMA: Bellator 186, with two title fights. Ryan Bader vs Linton Vassell and Ilima-Lei Macfarlane vs Emily Ducote II. Prelims stream at 6:30 PM ET, main card at 9 PM ET on Spike TV
source: bellator.spike.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Imgur)
 
 
 
American living in Australia stunned by his bill after a 3 day hospital stay
source: imgur.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 


Thu November 02, 2017
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Much anger in this one. Like his father
source: arstechnica.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Short List)
 
 
 
"So pop your cherry and have a good night's sleep. Interestingly, that also works in a more metaphorical sense"
source: shortlist.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
The Orville is into the second half of its first season - and just announced they get a second one. Take a look at Episode 8 - Into the Fold tonight at 9:00 PM Eastern
source: avclub.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Bills vs Jets, upstate vs metro so will the Jets turn on the afterburners or will Buffalo stampede to victory? It is your Thursday Night Football thread, kickoff is at 8:25pm ET on NFL Network
source: espn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(CBR)
 
 
 
Tonight, on Gotham, Pyg strikes fear in Gotham PD as Jim Gordon continues to make increasingly bad decisions. (FOX 8ET) Later, on Arrow, as Ollie gets the ziplines running on time, Black Siren throws a wrench into the plan. (CW 9pm ET)
source: cbr.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(NBC New York)
 
 
 
NYC terror suspect seen driving with two men in rented Home Depot truck for weeks
source: nbcnewyork.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Twill be the night before Christmas, and all through the factory, workers will toil to keep accounts satisfactory. The stock market is charmed by Musk's promises' glare, but fears that St. Bankruptcy soon will be there
source: bloomberg.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Man, 23, who married his 91-year-old great-aunt now wants to collect her pension. Hmm, do you think it might have been more about the money than true love?
source: mirror.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Nicholas Pegg,the man who has operated the Daleks for a dozen years on Doctor Who, wrote a secret message stating "Panini and BBC Worldwide are c*nts." The BBC immediately gave orders to EX-TER-MI-NATE EX-TER-MI-NATE EX-TER-MI-NATE EX-TER-MI-NATE
source: telegraph.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 


Wed November 01, 2017
(WHO TV Des Moines)
 
 
 
Kum & Go robbed Monday night, Boy George wanted for questioning
source: whotv.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Get ready for a night of weird bullpens
source: deadspin.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Letter writer to agony aunt: Oh, poor me, my sweet, loving, caring boyfriend who isn't afraid to show me how he feels and sends me sweet random texts throughout the day isn't romantic enough
source: bostonglobe.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 


Tue October 31, 2017
(Comic Book)
 
 
 
Tonight, on The Flash, In what is quite a stretch, Gypsy's father shows up and takes an immediate dislike to Cisco. While Barry faces off with an old nemesis. (CW 8ET) Later, on Legends of Tomorrow, Ray must save his younger self from ET. (CW 9ET)
source: comicbook.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Independent)
 
 
 
Billy Connolly to be knighted by the Queen. "I feel as if I should be called Lancelot or something. Sir Lancelot, that would be nice. Sir Billy doesn't quite have the same ring"
source: independent.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
If you plan to take your children trick or treating in Florida tonight, the police would like you to keep an eye out for any instances of kids trying to eat your face
source: wftv.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Beer festival in China has German roots, but no lederhosen. Lots of awesome pictures
source: nytimes.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
Dear Prudence: My boyfriend and I helped his divorced sister renovate a fixer-upper. I finished her kitchen in a week and asked to take a bath at night to relax. She added me to a group chat complaining about my baths. Should I tell my boyfriend?
source: slate.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Astros manager AJ Hinch denies hotel barfight with Dodgers fans after last L.A. game, would-be marshmallow salesmen can uphold SoCal baseball tradition with nightcap at the Langham Tap Room
source: nypost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 


Mon October 30, 2017
(Fox News)
 
 
 
After Maddow's done giving Trump's asshole a new asshole, General Kelly is going to be on with Laura Ingraham at 10 ET for her new show. Hannity is on at 9 ET as well, but who cares? Let's see what the man saving us from nuclear war has to say
source: insider.foxnews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Can the Broncos pony up and get a win? Will the Chiefs tomahawk chop their way through their rival? Are YOU ready for some football? LIVE from Kansas City, THIS is your Monday Night Football: Broncos vs Chiefs thread (Kickoff @ 8:30pm ET on ESPN)
source: espn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Tonight, on Supergirl, Kara deals with the consequences of fame and lactose intolerance. (CW 8ET) Later, on The Gifted, Polaris and Eclipse are reunited and their aurora threatens to give them away to Sentinel Services (FOX 9ET)
source: ew.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Cageside Seats)
 
 
 
Will Team Smackdown given an encore performance of last week's Raw beatdown? Has Braun Strowman freed himself from that trash truck yet? Who will Asuka struggle to beat now that Emma is gone? WWE Raw tonight at 8pm ET on the USA Network
source: cagesideseats.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(TuneIn)
 
 
 
Tonight is Paul's Memory Bank's Halloween show. Starting off with a mini-tribute to Fats Domino before getting into the spirit of the night. The 2nd half features The Mercury Theater on the Air's 10/30/38 broadcast of the War of the Worlds. Show starts @ 8PM EDT
source: tunein.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(KREM Spokane)
 
 
 
What do you do when a man in a ski mask breaks into your house a midnight, tackles your mom, and demands money? If you are Sharaia Walker you shoot him in the ass with a gun named Barbara
source: krem.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Deadline)
 
 
 
House of Cards ends with a pedophilia scandal. How predictable
source: deadline.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(247 Sports)
 
 
 
The Pittsburgh Steelers made history Sunday night. They became the first team in the modern era to win 450 regular season games
source: 247sports.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(ESPN FC)
 
 
 
For those in need of a distraction from the goings on of the world, there is some Monday Night Football with one team facing offensive injuries and the other doing better than anyone thought. It is Burnley & Newcastle at 4:00 pm EDT on NBCSN
source: espnfc.us   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(KFVS 12)
 
 
 
Today we celebrate the greatest Halloween candy of them all. That's right; it's National Candy Corn Day, and the delicious treat should be enjoyed by all at least once on this special day
source: kfvs12.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 


Sun October 29, 2017
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Will Big Ben and the Steelers rip up the Lions' defense? Or will Matthew Stafford and the Lions roar against the Steelers? How about Le'Veon Bell? Antonio Brown? Ameer Abdullah? Golden Tate? Sunday Night Football kicks off at 8:30pm ET on NBC
source: espn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Inland Valley Daily Bulletin)
 
 
 
Today's "People Suck": burglars hit food bank for poverty-stricken families, stripping items earmarked for Thanksgiving & Christmas, then letting the freezer defrost; "Who steals from a food bank? We would have given them help if they just asked"
source: dailybulletin.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
It's time to admit facts: The David S. Pumpkins special was just...terrible, and there are no questions beyond "Who thought this was a good idea?" The skit was funny enough
source: slate.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 


Sat October 28, 2017
(Newsweek)
 
 
 
In what is sure to be a terrible strain on the animator's wrists, Saturday Night Live goes animated tonight with the first annual showing of "David S. Pumpkins' Halloween Special" on NBC 11:30 PM ET, followed by SNL Presents: Halloween at 12 AM ET. Any questions?
source: newsweek.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(People Magazine)
 
 
 
Man who confessed to killing his wife claimed he felt "victimized" when police suspected him of killing his wife
source: people.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(UFC)
 
 
 
Saturday Night MMA: UFC Fight Night 119 from Sao Paulo, Brazil, Derek Brunson vs Lyoto Machida, Demian Maia vs Colby Covington. Fight Pass prelims at 7pm ET, Fox Sports 2 prelims at 8pm, main card on Fox Sports 1 at 10pm
source: ufc.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Bustle)
 
 
 
So, the regular submitter of the Saturday Morning Book Club really tied one on last night at a Halloween party and is just now sobering up enough to present this week's theme: Best Books To Read With Booze (or while severely hungover)
source: bustle.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(TSN)
 
 
 
Huh, 2/3 of the league plays today/tonight & yet not one 'must see' matchup... sigh ... {generic}Hockey Thread{/generic} it is then. One early game (1pm ET) & one late (10pm) and the rest clustered around 7-8pm. Hell of a schedule there Gary - SUP
source: tsn.ca   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
During the Ravens-Dolphins game Thursday night, a cat ran out onto the field. It was the best executed play of the game
source: sports.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 


Fri October 27, 2017
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Tonight, on Inhumans, The train station is completely engulfed in flames and threatens the entire business district as Gorgon and Karnak confront Maximus's lackeys. Meanwhile, Lockjaw discovers he just may be a good boy. (ABC 9pm ET)
source: deadline.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Bleacher Report)
 
 
 
Kyrie Irving thought they were bringing the original court back for last night's throwback game at The Mecca and not just painting a new one. No word if he thought he was playing against Kareem and Oscar too
source: bleacherreport.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(MSN)
 
 
 
Let's see: Lawyer wins $5.8 million judgment against man for shooting homeless man on his property. Court starts seizing properties. Lawyer found shot dead on porch. Yeah, this is a real whodunit for sure
source: msn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 


Thu October 26, 2017
(Green Bay Press Gazette)
 
 
 
The most Wisconsin thing you'll read all day: "Man locked in Kwik Trip beer cooler stays and drinks"
source: greenbaypressgazette.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Will the Dolphins pound it out with Jay Ayaji? Will the Ravens air it out with Joe Flacco? Don't miss this one in the Charm City, as Thursday Night Football kicks off at 8:25 PM ET
source: espn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Tonight, on Gotham, Jim tracks a cop killer who uses pig heads as his signature. (FOX 8ET) Later, on Arrow, Kord industries loses something lethal while Ollie and William bond on a zipline roadtrip. (CW 9ET)
source: ew.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Extra Crispy)
 
 
 
Have a super bad hangover and can't figure out whether to have leftover pizza or make French toast? Make leftover pizza French toast
source: extracrispy.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(KING 5 News)
 
 
 
Head tax for homeless irks businesses. To be fair, if there's a homeless person with more than one head, they probably should be taxed more somehow
source: king5.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Two warm-weather cities hold the top two spots, as the Golden Knights and Tampa Bay continue their early-season dominance. Where's your team at? It's your weekly ESPN NHL Power Rankings
source: espn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
The NFL is so popular that it may cancel over half the Thursday Night Football games
source: touchdownwire.usatoday.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Farktography)
 
Farktography
 
Theme of Farktography Contest No. 651: "Nightmare Fuel". Details and rules in first post. LGT next week's theme
source: farktography.proceduraltexture.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 


Wed October 25, 2017
(IMDB)
 
 
 
How many cheeseburgers can Jughead not eat? Find out on a very special "Riverdale", tonight at 8 PM ET on the CW
source: imdb.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Who would have bet that the expansion Las Vegas Golden Knights have the best record in the NHL so far?
source: deadspin.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Over the past 20 years, nobody has failed harder than the Redskins at Monday night football. That first sentence didn't even need its last four words
source: washingtonpost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(WMUR New Hampshire)
 
 
 
Suddenly, yellow jackets
source: wmur.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Vox)
 
 
 
In the midnight hour, Xi cried "Mao, Mao, Mao"
source: vox.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 


Tue October 24, 2017
(YouTube)
 
Video
 
Robert Guillaume was known for many roles. But this moment from SportsNight, where he delivered a speech against the confederate flag and condemned it as a symbol of hate, still resonates today
source: youtube.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Screen Rant)
 
 
 
Tonight, on The Flash, Barry faces quite a longshot is his gambit to take down the metahuman Hazard. (CW 8ET) Later, on Legends of Tomorrow, Sara travels to the future to save an outlaw named Zari, somehow this lets Germany win WWII. (CW 9ET)
source: screenrant.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(News4Jax)
 
 
 
Florida couples argue less than average as compared to couples nationwide, which is completely understandable because, once that knife goes into the chest, argument's over
source: news4jax.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(12News Phoenix)
 
 
 
Flavor Flav was right
source: 12news.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Earth Touch News)
 
 
 
It seems like when a school has cougar problems, it's usually one of the faculty, not an actual cougar
source: earthtouchnews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(MSN)
 
 
 
...and the best pro sports team according to ESPN is
source: msn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Ray Knight might feel contrite after bad night caused fight with roommate who might have been white and ended with a bite that caused quite a fright. Right?
source: washingtonpost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 


Mon October 23, 2017
(Salon)
 
 
 
Megyn Kelly finally did something useful
source: salon.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
It was 50 years ago that Andy Warhol punked the entire state of Oregon
source: oregonlive.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
They all like to fight, especially Ray Knight, still doing the 1986 Shea Met shuffle
source: nypost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(TuneIn)
 
Audio
 
No "live" show tonight on Paul's Memory Bank. Putting the server on auto-pilot mixing up music & comedy (8PM EDT). Next week, the Annual Halloween Show featuring "The War of the Worlds". Got time for a few requests
source: tunein.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Comic Book)
 
 
 
Tonight, on Supergirl, J'onn gets his ass to Mars as James struggles to keep explaining Kara's absences. (CW 8ET) Later, on The Gifted, Eclipse seeks out an old friend as Polaris discovers a new prison game. (9ET FOX)
source: comicbook.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
If you were still watching that Sunday Night Football blow-out after the half last night, you got to see broadcast history as the fog forced to broadcast team to rely on a new, lower, sky-cam that offered Madden-like views from over the QB's shoulder
source: deadspin.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(The Dodo)
 
 
 
At 12 years old, Louie the dog is getting a bit old and slow, so when he disappeared one day, his owners were a bit freaked out. What they didn't know was that he was out being a hero. GOOD BOY
source: thedodo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 


Sun October 22, 2017
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Can the Falcons avenge their loss in the Super Bowl? Or will the Patriots defeat them for the second time this year? Sunday Night Football: the fun begins at 8:30pm ET on NBC
source: espn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Las Vegas Review Journal)
 
 
 
Ever wanted a chance to buy Elvis's pink Cadillac, Hugh Hefner's '73 BMW, JFK's radio, Jacqueline Onassis's nightgown? Simple ... just bring your checkbook
source: reviewjournal.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(The Conversation)
 
 
 
Teenagers aren't getting the sleep they need, and the root cause is a) smartphones, b) smartphones, or c) smartphones?
source: theconversation.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Sports Illustrated)
 
 
 
Our long national nightmare is over. HAPPY YANKEES ELIMINATION DAY
source: si.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Flat Hat)
 
 
 
The police chief at the College of William & Mary is named Deb Cheesebro. Also, some jackass detonated an IED near the campus there Thursday night in an act of domestic terrorism
source: flathatnews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 


Sat October 21, 2017
(NHL)
 
 
 
It's the 3rd Saturday of the 100th Season, the Leafs are good, the Devils are fast, the Habs are neither... Truly this is the darkest timeline. This is your NHL game day thread: Nashville v. Nash kicks it off at 12:30pm ET + 11 more games.. GAME ON
source: nhl.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(UFC)
 
 
 
Saturday morning/afternoon MMA: UFC Fight Night 118 live from Poland. Headlined by Cowboy Ceronne vs Darren Till. Prelims start at 11:45am ET, main card at 3pm ET, both on UFC Fight Pass
source: ufc.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 


Fri October 20, 2017
(WSVN Miami)
 
 
 
Teacher throws dildo-filled X-rated surprise party at school: "As the boy walked in, they surprised him with a hat that had a penis attached to the top and a string to be able to pull it so it can get erected"
source: wsvn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(MoviePilot)
 
 
 
Tonight, on Inhumans, the train obliterates the station as Black Bolt and Medusa reunite the royal family. Meanwhile, on the moon, Maximus takes up go. (ABC 9ET)
source: moviepilot.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Pix11)
 
 
 
"Hudson Henge" mystifies, excites the masses in New York City
source: pix11.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Spike)
 
 
 
Friday Night MMA: Bellator 185, Gegard Mousasi vs Alexander Shlemenko, Neiman Gracie vs Zac Bucia. Prelims stream at 7 PM ET, main card on Spike TV at 9 PM ET
source: bellator.spike.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Baltimore Sun)
 
 
 
That local "Haunted House" that you go to is probably filled with fire code violations. Boo
source: baltimoresun.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Page Six)
 
 
 
I hope you're sitting down for this, but a man who is used to having things his own way his whole life is not taking the sex rehab he was forced to go to seriously
source: pagesix.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Soon our long national nightmare will come to an end as the Senate votes to finally give rich people a break
source: washingtonpost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 


Thu October 19, 2017
(Politifact)
 
 
 
Ted Cruz (last night): "Social Security is a Ponzi scheme." Ted Cruz (today): "I didn't say Social Security was a Ponzi scheme"
source: politifact.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Tonight, on Arrow, Anatoly returns to Star City to rebuild the zip line network. Meanwhile Ollie tries to balance vigilantism and parenthood. (CW 9pm ET)
source: io9.gizmodo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Kent Online)
 
 
 
Completely legitimate ghost activity caught on several security cameras of city, right in the middle of shot, which perfectly ties in with anecdotal testimonies from staff and regulars. No fishing wire or desperate attempts at free publicity here
source: kentonline.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
The Chiefs and Raiders will face off in this divisional showdown. Will the Chiefs get back on track? Or will the Raiders pull off the upset and get back on track? It's the Thursday Night Football thread, kickoff at 8:25pm ET
source: espn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
A frightening glimpse of what awaits Arsenal's players await tonight in Serbia. Also in Europa League action, Everton v Lyon headline, Lazio play Nice, Milan travel to Athens and Fark's favorite club, FCK, travel to the boonies
source: telegraph.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Extra Crispy)
 
 
 
Have leftover popcorn from last night's political thread? Here's how to make grits with it for breakfast
source: extracrispy.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Liam Gallagher reveals his favorite songs from his favorite bands; the list includes The Stone Roses, The Smiths, Blur, The La's, and--wait, what?
source: nme.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 


Wed October 18, 2017
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Wednesday Night hockey games include an Original Six tilt between the Red Wings and Maple Leafs, a Midwest rivalry between the Blackhawks and Blues, and a 1993 Stanley Cup Final rematch with the Canadiens and Kings. The puck drops at 7:30pm ET
source: espn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Komo)
 
 
 
Novelist Margaret Atwood receives Franz Kafka prize, or at least she will once the paperwork makes it through a nightmarish bureaucracy run by shadowy, malevolent forces
source: komonews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Mychael Knight dies, KITT inconsolable
source: nydailynews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
On average it takes parents 25 minutes a day just to get their kids ready for bed. And this is why mommy drinks late at night
source: treehugger.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(ABC7 Chicago)
 
 
 
Wait, this is a crime? Sooo, this isn't just a Fark kink?? Well, there goes my plans for tonight
source: abc7chicago.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 


Tue October 17, 2017
(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Kid has 703 yards total offense in one game. Difficulty: Not Madden
source: highschoolsports.mlive.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Tonight, on The Flash, Barry refuses to confront the biggest obstacle facing Team Flash, the lack of a Harrison Wells. (CW 8ET) Later, On Legends of Tomorrow, Nate and Ray hunt a smilodon but only find an egress. (CW 9ET)
source: deadline.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Two marvelous games are on tap with Celtics-Cavaliers and Rockets-Warriors in what could inevitably lead to another title rematch of the two home teams in June. It is the NBA Opening Night games, tip-off is at 8:00 PM ET
source: espn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Fox 8 Cleveland)
 
 
 
Group of friends build Halloween yard display with a 20 ft, two-story, 1,000 lb, replica of a Star Wars AT-AT. Will be tripped up by snow speeders once the first snow falls
source: fox8.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Independent)
 
 
 
Shakespeare sacked by Leicester City after only four months in charge. Text of final speech: "Good night, good night. Parting is such sweet sorrow, that I shall say good night till it be morrow"
source: independent.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 


Mon October 16, 2017
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Will the absence of Andrew Luck continue to haunt the Colts? Will Marcus Mariota have a field day for the Titans? Who will win between these two divisional 2-3 foes? It is your Monday Night Football thread, kickoff at 8:30pm ET, ESPN
source: espn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Comic Book)
 
 
 
Tonight, on Supergirl, Kara's worst fears are realized as all dairy production shuts down in National City. (CW 8ET) Later, on The Gifted, Reed cuts a deal to save his children and Thunderbird helps Blink learn to think with portals. (FOX 9ET)
source: comicbook.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(TuneIn)
 
 
 
Tonight on Paul's Memory Bank (8PM EDT) it's "Psychedelia Night". Some songs are classified as "psychedelic rock", while some songs are a bit more blatant with the drug references, especially the comedy bits
source: tunein.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
For the second time, the Yankees are returning home facing a 2-0 deficit against an opponent who won at least 100 games in the regular season. Morton goes against Sabathia in tonight's game at 8:08pm ET on FS1