Drew Curtis' FARK.com -- links tagged 'nice'

Headlines matching 'nice'

Fri May 25, 2012

Source	Fark Headline		Comments
		Will Zach Parise book his team a ticket to the Stanley Cup Final? Will Ryan Callahan pull a Mark Messier? Are the Kings getting a nice tan while awaiting their opponent? Devils-Rangers Game 6 from the Prudential Center (8:10pm, NBC Sports) (nhl.com)	(666)

Wed May 23, 2012

(wcvb boston)		It's nice gesture when you want to help a young student remove a loose tooth. If you do help, just make sure you pull the tooth that's actually loose (wcvb.com)	(41)
		So, a man walks into a liquor store and says, "Hey, where can I get a nice cold one with a head?" (latimesblogs.latimes.com)	(18)

Mon May 21, 2012

		"Why Do We Hate LeBron James?" That has a nice ring to it... figuratively, not literally (forbes.com)	(96)
(Centives)		Researchers successfully trace the historic route of... Forrest Gump? You mean you didn't pick a real event? THIS IS WHY SCIENCE CAN'T HAVE NICE THINGS (centives.net)	(16)

Fri May 18, 2012

It's nice to know that even in this crazy, mixed-up world, a picture of a miniature toy horse can still bring two young lovers together (oregonlive.com)

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Tue May 15, 2012

MSNBC therapy column tries to explain why women don't like nice guys. Meanwhile, Twilight BDSM fan fiction continues to be a bestseller thanks to women living out their fantasy of....bad writing (today.msnbc.msn.com)

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Sun May 13, 2012

		A survey for Mother's Day: what was the nicest thing your mom ever did for you? (fark.com)	(204)
(Some Guy)		Teens walk on old people's lawns. Old people take teen's jobs in record numbers. Old people can afford nicer lawns. And the circle of life is complete (post-gazette.com)	(61)

Mon May 07, 2012

Political pundit Sir Charles Barkley to Romney: We will beat you like a drum in November. Although you seem like a nice guy and all. No offense. You're going down, bro. Eat like a man. Weight Watchers (politicalticker.blogs.cnn.com)

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Fri May 04, 2012

When their co-worker is diagnosed with cancer, a bunch of women band together to raise money for her treatment. Fark: She comes back with a nice boob job and no cancer (wptv.com)

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Thu May 03, 2012

(Some Delirious Guy)		Senator John Kerry (D-elirious), head of the Senate foreign relations committee, goes to Cairo to talk about the "democratic transformation" of Egypt and to make sure everyone plays nice in the entire region (jewishpress.com)	(21)
		Theme of Farktography Contest No. 365: "Wow! Nice Wood!" Details and rules in first post. LGT next week's theme (farktography.net)	(179)

Tue May 01, 2012

In the midst of the war on women, it's nice to see a Governor with common sense (startribune.com)

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Thu April 19, 2012

We need a nice looking, friendly, not too dark black guy to play the role - oh, and, by uh, 'not too dark' we mean an African-American who is more comfortable with comedic roles rather than dramatic rol...okay we messed up (myfoxdc.com)

(89)

Wed April 18, 2012

15% of all laws passed by this Congress have been to name post offices and other Federal buildings. It's nice to know there's nothing pressing that needs Congressional attention (dailykos.com)

(64)

Sat April 14, 2012

(Some Guy)

Anonymous hacker busted by A) Confidential informant B) 5 years FBI investigation C) EXIF data from pic of girlfriend's boobies. With nice sorta SFW pic in question (houston.cbslocal.com)

(79)

Fri April 13, 2012

Skeptic arrested and charged with blasphemy for pointing out a "miracle" was actually a leaky pipe and capillary action at work. See India, this is why you can't have nice things (boingboing.net)

(139)

Wed April 04, 2012

	This is why we can't drink nice things: PB&J vodak (bottomline.msnbc.msn.com)	(90)
	Behind the scenes with new Bond girl Berenice Marlohe. Bere nice, indeed (heavy.com)	(11)
(Some Guy)	Croatian woman creates penis cozies, so that you can have a nice warm penis any time of the year. Heh. Penis cozy. Penis cozy penis cozy penis cozy (odditycentral.com)	(70)

Thu March 29, 2012

Jim Rome makes EPIC splash on eve of his EPIC new show debuting on CBS. *8 second pause* Classic. For who, for what? Nice. KB, those abs look yummy. War Boady in Pearland choking on his spit, unwar Lames. Out (usatoday.com)

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Mon March 26, 2012

Ever get a sinking feeling that Venice could be called something else besides "Queen of the Adriatic," the "City of Water," "City of Bridges," "The Floating City," or the "City of Canals"? (worldnews.msnbc.msn.com)

(109)

Sun March 25, 2012

(Some Guy)

It's nice to hang out in the Space Station, looking at auroras and listening to Puccini. Wait. What was that? (around 3:20) (vimeo.com)

(45)

Fri March 23, 2012

So you've got an extra 50 bucks hanging around - do you: a.) use it to buy yourself something nice; b.) put it in the bank; or c.) use it to give Dina Lohan a call on the new 'celebrity hotline'? (starpulse.com)

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Tue March 20, 2012

"I see you had an internship, that's good. And you mentored at a Boys & Girls club, nice. Some good work experience. If you could just give me your Facebook password we'll give you a call" (news.yahoo.com)

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Mon March 19, 2012

Nice story about a flight attendant who has been working for United Airlines for 63 years. Coincidentally, the same amount of time since a United flight has been on schedule (nytimes.com)

(61)

Fri March 16, 2012

Texas cuts off women's health program to spite its face. Sorry women in Texas, you can't have nice things (huffingtonpost.com)

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Thu March 15, 2012

(Some Guy)

25 yr old teacher accused of having sex with 16 and 17 yr old boys. Reasonably hittable if you like them nice and curvy (click2houston.com)

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Mon March 12, 2012

		Oh, that's nice. Disney licensed a princess-themed dipping candy with pictures of the different OH GREAT CHRIST (nerve.com)	(157)
		Big Banks guilty of rape and pillage? How could that possibly be so? They seemed so nice when we bailed them out for the last rape and pillage (money.cnn.com)	(27)

Wed March 07, 2012

Robber makes off with cash from register, but is nice enough to leave a tip .... of his finger (dailymail.co.uk)

(17)

Tue March 06, 2012

So, it turns out that it was Goldman Sachs who gave Greece the rope to hang itself. They basically committed massive fraud but it's all okay because they wear nice suits (bloomberg.com)

(57)

Sat March 03, 2012

Woman uses Clairol Nice n' Easy hair dye and OH GOD MY EYES (w/pics) (thesun.co.uk)

(107)

Thu March 01, 2012

Flying robots play James Bond tune. Yeah well done and everything, that's nice, really, but where the fark's my hoverboard? (shortlist.com)

(14)

Wed February 29, 2012

(Some Guy)

Texas Rangers: "Very nice. How much?" MLB: "Dude, he's 16" (baseballamerica.com)

(14)

Tue February 28, 2012

Your little graffiti tag is nice and all, but have you seen my *animated* graffiti? (youtube.com)

(9)

Mon February 27, 2012

Recently discovered photos of Liz Taylor provide ample, firm, supple, nicely rounded evidence of why she drove so many men batshiat crazy (life.time.com)

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Fri February 24, 2012

(GalleristNY)

Want a nice luxury car custom designed by top artists and with a back seat that can fit a bunch of supermodels? For just $150k, the Maybach from 'Otis' could be yours (galleristny.com)

(12)

Wed February 22, 2012

	Sacha Baron Cohen has been banned from the Oscars. Very nice, not (deadline.com)	(115)
(KDVR)	Did your eight-year-old sit on his passport and bend its RFID chip? Did you not keep the passport nice and shiny no matter how often you travel? Sucks to be you, citizen. Your ankles. Grab them (kdvr.com)	(123)
(Some Guy)	That's a nice college you have there, it would be a shame if we had to cut funding because of that show you're planning (host.madison.com)	(68)

Tue February 21, 2012

The best way to become an airline billionaire is to become a billionaire, then start your airline. Naming it after your beer is a nice touch (in.reuters.com)

(12)

Sun February 19, 2012

If the passenger ahead of you leaves a Rolex watch in the plastic bin during the security check, you might want to hand it to the nice TSA agents, because a lot of airports have security cameras these days. Rolex trifecta now in play (palmbeachpost.com)

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Fri February 17, 2012

		UN approves Arab-backed resolution against Syria and asking president to resign. Since they asked nicely, President Bashar al-Assad should stop killing his own people any moment now (bbc.co.uk)	(93)
		IPhone thief demands oral sex from his male victim for the iPhone back, then refuses to return it once the deed was done. That's not nice... going back on a promise and all (nypost.com)	(135)

Thu February 16, 2012

Britain's fattest woman weighs 560 lbs and hasn't left her house in four years. She can still post on Fark though, which is nice (dailymail.co.uk)

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Fri February 10, 2012

		Shyness and grieving will soon be classified as mental illnesses. In other news, pharmaceutical companies will soon have nice new drugs available to help cure you of your newly classified illnesses (foxnews.com)	(68)
		Ha.. Nice banj.. ..Whoah (wimp.com)	(51)