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82 headlines found matching 'nice'
Sun July 27, 2014
Source     Fark Headline Comments
(ESPN)
 
 
 
You can't complain when you win $322,216 in a 50-50 raffle, and amateur football in Alberta will get a nice payday too
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Sat July 26, 2014
(ESPN)
 
 
 
MLB reduces Hall Of Fame ballot eligibility timeframe from 15 years to 10, to ensure it remains the Hall Of Fame and not the Hall Of Pretty Good And Was Nice To Sportswriters
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Fri July 25, 2014
(ABC)
 
 
 
If you're an older lady and you want to make a few nice gestures for the kids in your community, it's probably not a good idea to start anonymously leaving porcelain dolls on the doorsteps of girls to whom they hold an eerie resemblance
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(Fortune)
 
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
NASA would like humanity to know that on July 23rd, 2012 a massive solar flare nearly destroyed Earth's entire electrical infrastructure, which would have plunged the world into total chaos. Have a nice day
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Sun July 20, 2014
(Florida Today)
 
 
 
Florida Today lists the celebrity-backed craft beers and brews up a nice review of the latest offering from Drew Curtis, Wil Wheaton and Greg Koch
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Sat July 19, 2014
(Boston.com)
 
 
 
Ball girl at Fenway Park makes a nice play. Fark: On a fair ball
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Wed July 16, 2014
(Manchester Evening News)
 
 
 
British police wonder what a nice 76-year-old man would be doing with 40 prohibited weapons in his house, especially the missile
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Tue July 15, 2014
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
TSA's Instagram feed continues to be the best way to amuse yourself by checking what other people think is OK to bring aboard an airplane.The Jesse James switchblade gun is a nice touch
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Mon July 14, 2014
(WTFark)
 
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BEER FACTOR: Little Old Lady Defends Convenience Store From Armed Robber. With Beer.
 
 
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Barbara Turf, former CEO of Crate and Barrel, is dead at age 71. Early reports say she will be buried in... Well, probably a fairly nice casket of some type. What, were you expecting her to be buried in a crate and/or barrel?
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Thu July 10, 2014
(Huffington Post UK)
 
 
 
Ummm... nice tatas in your selfie, but did you really think this was a good time to post it being that your husband is fighting the biggest political battle of his life
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Wed July 09, 2014
(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Linguist says mocking accents should be a crime. Zis eez why we cannot have zee nice things, no?
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Mon July 07, 2014
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Here are the 100 most congested cities in Europe and North America. Article is accompanied by some of the nicest photographs you'll ever see of cars not moving
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Wed July 02, 2014
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
14 other companies that will compliment your Hobby Lobby boycott nicely. All that's left is that little bodega down the block
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(NBC San Diego)
 
 
 
48 people stuck for four hours on Sea World ride, which should nicely prepare them for the trip home on the 405
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Tue July 01, 2014
(The Federalist)
 
 
 
Why is Earth always frozen over in global warming movies? Because it's too hard to portray the apocalypse when it's nice outside
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(Symantec)
 
 
 
So apparently, Russia has infected computers controlling our power grid with a Stuxnet-type of virus, and can shut things down at their whim. That's nice
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(Microsoft Technet)
 
 
 
Microsoft: That's a nice domain business you have there. It would be a shame if we took over your domain to stop hackers. No-IP.com: How about no? Microsoft: COURT ORDERED TAKEDOWNED
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Thu June 26, 2014
(CrushPlate)
 
 
 
Brown spiders, paralysis ticks, taipans, death adders, great white sharks, box jellyfish...with so many painful ways to die in Australia, it's nice to see this guy mix it up and bite off a Hells Angel's nose
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Tue June 24, 2014
(Chron)
 
 
 
Harlem Globetrotters draft Johnny Manziel: " 'Johnny Basketball' has a nice ring to it, doesn't it?"
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Mon June 23, 2014
(Economic Noise)
 
 
 
Nice, slow and europhic is how it begins... then the sudden climax hits, everything is over and you never knew what hit you. Is this the cycle of sex? No, my Farkers, this is the cycle of a dying country
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Sat June 21, 2014
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Here's what NASA thought future space colonies would look like when they planned them in 1970s. Nice suburbs
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Thu June 19, 2014
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Jay Carney: "It's always nice to hear from former Vice President Cheney. I mean it's clear that we have different views on Iraq as the guys who invaded it" OH SNAP
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Wed June 18, 2014
(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
It's nice to know your hard earned tax dollars are paying for cops to film themselves lip-synching Katy Perry songs and uploading them to the internet. "See...we really are no different from anyone else"
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Sun June 15, 2014
(NPR)
 
 
 
You don't have to be ashamed anymore to admit you love a nice Rose wine
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Sat June 14, 2014
(The Detroit_News)
 
 
 
Give the hipsters credit--they're trying to open nice stuff in Detroit
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Fri June 13, 2014
(Gothamist)
 
 
 
New Yorkers Are Why New York Can't Have Nice Things, episode 1433: asshat using a Central Park water fountain as a bidet for their horrid little yap-yap dog that would be hawk chow in a just world
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Wed June 11, 2014
(WTOP)
 
 
 
My name it Eric Olaniyan. Much nice vehicle you have there. I am willing to pay top dollar in gold for your vehicle. Please contact me at freestolenvehicles shippedtoafrica .com
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Tue June 10, 2014
(Economist)
 
 
 
Forget smart watches; the real innovation in horology is going on in mechanical watchmaking. Well, if you can afford a watch that costs as much as a nice car, anyway
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(WESH Orlando)
 
 
 
Taking your daughter out for a walk on the beach is a nice idea. That is until you add the drinking, driving, getting in to an accident and fleeing the scene. All while under probation-ordered house arrest
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Mon June 09, 2014
(MediaPost)
 
 
 
Jimmy Fallon can officially be crowned "King of Late Night TV." This is why we can't have nice things
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Fri June 06, 2014
(AEI Ideas)
 
 
 
Liberal economist: The economy is back and doing nicely. Free market economist: What about those 7 million missing workers? Cue the banjo music, it's dueling charts
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(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
DEA to MA doctors: That's an awfully nice practicing license you've got there, be a real shame if you lost it because you prescribe medical marijuana
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Thu June 05, 2014
(UPI)
 
 
 
Japanese clothing company labels sizes as 'twitch,' 'skinny,' 'fat,' and 'jumbo.' NICE
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Wed June 04, 2014
(US Food and Drug Administration)
 
 
 
FDA launches data base to tell consumers which drugs do not play nicely with others
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Tue June 03, 2014
(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Ok, so maybe Jonah Hill isn't the nice guy of comedy
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Thu May 29, 2014
(Vocativ)
 
 
 
Nice: Ottawa unveils memorial to hometown hero who gave hockey sticks away to neighborhood children. Fark: the memorial actually honors a badminton champion from Guelph with the same name
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Tue May 27, 2014
(JoCo Cruise Crazy)
 
 
 
Since the last one didn't sink or cause an international incident, Farkers will be allowed into international waters again. JoCo Cruise Crazy 5 is accepting reservations, and booking early gets you a nice discount (as well as dibs on the good rooms)
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Sun May 25, 2014
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
"I started scraping off the meat, I took a little piece and though 'why not do it?' It's not every day I will have a piece of human flesh which is mine and which it is possible to eat. So I had a little taste and then I thought that's really nice"
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Sat May 24, 2014
(CBS News)
 
 
 
84-year-old Alzheimer's patient goes wandering. Police find him and...hey, whaddya know, just this once they didn't give him a fatal beatdown or pump him full of lead claiming he was a heavily armed meth dealer. Nice restraint, fellas
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(Gawker)
 
 
 
3 more dead bodies removed from UCSB shooter's apartment and 140-page manifesto sent to local TV station. Well, some Nice Guys need A LOT of attention
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(NHL)
 
 
 
The West Final has taken 2 days off to taunt us a second time. Can the Kings continue to have the answers to periods three? Will the Black Hawks repeat "none shall pass" or "not dead yet"? Be sure you've already got one & that it's very nice @8PM ET
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Wed May 21, 2014
(WebMD)
 
 
 
"Advantame and spice and everything nice," just doesn't have the same ring to it
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Flying somewhere? Well just so you know, deadly germs can live in aircraft cabins for a week. Have a nice flight
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Voters would rather elect a pot-smoking adulterer than an atheist. This is why we can't have nice things
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Tue May 20, 2014
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
New auto-aiming rifle lets someone who has never even touched a gun in their life put a bullet through a smart phone from a kilometer away on their first shot. Yelling 'CAN YOU HEAR ME NOW?' is considered a nice finish
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Sat May 17, 2014
(CTV News)
 
 
 
Having a nice day in Manitoba walking side by side with two of your friends? That's a $113 ticket
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(BBC)
 
 
 
World's biggest dinosaur discovered "will be named describing its magnificence." Chucknorrisaurus has a nice ring to it
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Sat May 10, 2014
(CNSNews)
 
 
 
Let's have a nice round of applause for...Chlamydia
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Fri May 09, 2014
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
So who's up for a nice, creamy placenta smoothie?
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Thu May 08, 2014
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
TX GOP Candidate for LT governor says that it " is a myth that Planned Parenthood has anything to do with women's health,". I mean c'mon, they expect us to believe "mammograms" or "gynecologists" are real things? Nice try Planned Parenthood
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(Click2Houston)
 
 
 
Nice yard you got there. It'd be a shame if some bald guy took a dump in it
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Tue May 06, 2014
(WWSB ABC 7)
 
 
 
Florida detectives accidentally leave city hall unlocked over weekend so they can use the "nice" bathrooms
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Sun May 04, 2014
(CNN)
 
 
 
Meat grown in a test tube could be the future of food. I certainly know I'm looking forward to some nice, thick tube steak
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Sat May 03, 2014
(Newser)
 
 
 
California's blood-sucking, money-hungry lawyers now have to take an oath to be ... nice
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Thu May 01, 2014
(The Copenhagen Post)
 
 
 
This is why we can't have nice virtual countries
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(University of Michigan)
 
 
 
"Dude, nice stained glass window." "Actually, that's my solar panel. Thanks"
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Tue April 29, 2014
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Victoria Beckham celebrates her 40th birthday. David Beckham wonders when the new 2015 models arrive so he an start shopping for a nice trade-in
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Mon April 28, 2014
(Breitbart.com)
 
 
 
The right wing conspiracy to get liberals to vote for Jeb is coming along nicely
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(48)
 
(CBS News)
 
 
 
You went to Prague on your vacation? How nice. This guy went on vacation to Prague back in '39 and rescued over 600 kids from the Nazis. He'll be 105 next month, this Sir Nicholas Winton
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Sun April 27, 2014
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Not news: taking a nice ocean swim. News: followed by sharks. Fark: Rescued by dolphins
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Thu April 24, 2014
(The Wire)
 
 
 
After being accused of not doing enough to prevent sexual violence on campus, Columbia University officials apparently decided to make it up to the gals by making them a cake, you know, a real nice one with flowers and everything
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Muslim cleric says 9/11 museum video on Al Queda will cause prejudiced views, as if New Yorkers had nice thoughts about an organization that flew jets into the two biggest towers in Manhattan
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Tue April 22, 2014
(The Local)
 
 
 
Nice: Providing wood for public Easter bonfire. Not so nice: With live machine gun ammunition hidden in it
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(97)
 
(WSBTV)
 
 
 
Hey officer, could you keep an eye on my really nice, expensive bike while I run into Walmart and grab a few things?
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(30)
 


Mon April 21, 2014
(NHL)
 
 
 
After the four high intensity playoff games yesterday it will be nice to have such a light schedule tonight .... WHAT? Four more tonight? I don't think my liver can take it. If yours can, the games are at 7pm EDT (two of them), 8:30pm and 9:30pm
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Sun April 20, 2014
(KSBW Monterey)
 
 
 
"Maybe there ain't no sin and there ain't no virtue, they's just what people does. Some things folks do is nice and some ain't so nice, and that's all any man's got a right to say." Happy 75th birthday to Grapes Of Wrath
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Wed April 16, 2014
(Tech Crunch)
 
 
 
That's a nice Instagram user name you've got there, I think I'll take it. - Instagram Employee
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(20)
 
(YouTube)
 
Video
 
5'10" Justin Johnson has a nice slap shot and an awesome left hook
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(16)
 


Mon April 14, 2014
(Slate)
 
 
 
Co-pilot of ill fated Malaysian plane made a "desperate call" before plane went missing. Nice of somebody to finally notice
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(94)
 


Sun April 13, 2014
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Muslim blogger decides to wear a hijab in public to prove that people are racist. Fark: Everyone was nicer to her, and gave her respect (to be fair, this was Canada)
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(131)
 


Thu April 10, 2014
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Adam Jones says that stupid fans running out on the field should be fined. "You slap them with a nice $10,000 fine, $20,000 fine, I'm pretty sure that's going to hurt the modern American"
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Wed April 09, 2014
(CNN)
 
 
 
Good news: if you sold an assault rifle in the past year then you made a nice profit. Bad news: if you bought an assault rifle in the past year then you're a sucker
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(723)
 
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Summer gas prices predicted to drop by a whole penny. Now I can buy myself a nice piece of rock candy from the jar here in 1955
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(13)
 


Tue April 08, 2014
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Here's a nice diagram to give you a sense of how deep the ocean is where MH370's ping was detected
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(77)
 
(YouTube)
 
Video
 
Anyone want to go for a swim? The water looks nice
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(42)
 


Mon April 07, 2014
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Afghans: "You want to blow me up to stop me from voting? Nice try, I'm still going to do it." Americans: "You want to prevent me from watching Keeping Up with the Kardashians to stop me from voting? Holy crap, I better stay home"
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Sun April 06, 2014
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Debbie Harry is not only still smokin' hot at 68 but now she also reveals that she is bisexual and that she doesn't have a type but likes someone who is nice, funny and loves to have sex. The line forms to the right
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(67)
 


Thu April 03, 2014
(Daily Star)
 
 
 
A heartbreaking task all dog owners have to go through is putting your dog to sleep: Why not make a bucket list for them like this nice lady
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(136)
 
(The Local)
 
 
 
Armed Venice separatists try to liberate city with reinforced old digger called "Tanko"
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(31)
 


Wed April 02, 2014
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Italian factory worker spends $20 on two nice painting he sees at an unclaimed property auction, ends up hanging previously stolen Gauguin and Bonnard masterpieces, collectively worth about $30 million on his kitchen wall for 40 years
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Tue April 01, 2014
(CNN)
 
 
 
Ceasefire declared in Sudan. Looks like that's all wrapped in a nice little package, then
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(12)
 
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
OKCupid to Firefox users: "Because Mozilla's CEO is a raging homophobe, you can't use our website with your browser. Have a nice day"
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