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Thu January 19, 2017
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(Time)
 
 
 
Subby will be too busy slithering through a misty bog, attending a culling, and summoning new tentacled appendages to watch the inauguration of Donald Trump. What will you be busy doing tomorrow?
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Wed January 18, 2017
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
China to develop super super computer. Yes, that's right--it's gonna have two supers
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Tue January 17, 2017
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Trump says his border tax plan is too complicated for him to understand (with helpful Hong Kong Phooey pic)
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Mon January 16, 2017
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Anti-globalists take note: in the upcoming trade/power vacuum, China agrees that globalism is broken and is now going to fix it for you
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Sun January 15, 2017
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Putin requests the U.S. "substantially" cut its nuclear arsenal
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Wed January 11, 2017
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Look at this face? Would I lie to you? It is the face of an honest man. Da, comrade? Da
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Mon January 09, 2017
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Pet health care provider sold for $7.7b to Mars. Rover pleased
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Thu January 05, 2017
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Japanese insurance company replaces employees with cold, heartless robots, finally bringing them on par with American insurance companies
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Did Russia tamper? Did Trump know? What's the deal with airline food? THIS is your Senate Armed Services Hearing on Russian Spying thread
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Nigel Farage, the UK's equivalent to Donald Trump and one of the chief architects of the Brexit, will attend Trump's inauguration. Maybe he'll also get up and sing since they've no entertainment
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
All those spy agencies Trump wants to gut and says don't have proof about Russia's hacking actually have that proof. Conclusively
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Wed January 04, 2017
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Trump: Wall St.? Pfft, I'm sure it can regulate itself just fine
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Sat December 31, 2016
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Kentucky wire manufacturer General Cable fined $75 million to settle bribery charges. It's the biggest case of fraud against a company with "cable" in their name that didn't involve Time Warner, Comcast or Charter
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Thu December 29, 2016
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Brazil says the Greek ambassador is missing... a few brain cells, cause we just found him down at the Baklava shop, he forgot to charge his phone. It's so funny. Actually, he's been missing for three days
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Russian government says new US sanctions would harm "possible cooperation" between US and Russia
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Wed December 28, 2016
(UPI)
 
 
 
"Ach, back ye go now. We'll be havin' none o' that"
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Dog and pig duo befriend young cow... in Homeward Bound III: Scraping the Barrel
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Sat December 24, 2016
(UPI)
 
 
 
Ever wanted to see a 6-1/2 foot swamp eel? Well, today you're in luck
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Wed December 21, 2016
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Russia unhappy with new U.S. sanctions, threatens "response." Trump too busy tweeting about SNL to respond
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Tue December 20, 2016
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Uber generated about $1.7-billion in net revenue in its third quarter, up from $1.1-billion in the previous quarter, which meant quarterly losses dropped to $800-million, so that's good right?
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
China hands back US drone. Perhaps they'd like an exchange?
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Mon December 19, 2016
(Reuters)
 
 
 
White supremacist who plotted to build a "death ray" to kill Muslims and President Obama faces sentencing today after being convicted under an anti "dirty bomb" statute passed by Congress in 2004, because "Criminal Stupidity" is not an actual offense
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(Guardian)
 
NewsFlash
 
Russian ambassador to Turkey shot in Ankara, which will make it difficult for him to walk. Especially since he's dead
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Thu December 15, 2016
(UPI)
 
 
 
"Let's see what Mom packed for my lunch today. EWW"
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
This is what Taiwan does to your Lamborghini Murciélago if they catch you using the wrong license plates
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Wed December 14, 2016
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Uber, already ignoring Taxi regulations and permits, decides to start ignoring autonomous vehicle regulations and permits
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Sat December 10, 2016
(Reuters)
 
 
 
U.S. household net worth rises to a record $90.2 trillion. Unfortunately $90 trillion of that belongs to the households of Bill Gates, Warren Buffett and Mark Zuckerberg
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Thu December 08, 2016
(UPI)
 
 
 
Man converts child's Power Wheels car into a 40mph death trap
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Mon December 05, 2016
(UPI)
 
 
 
You had me at exhaust-huffing moose
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(UPI)
 
Video
 
How to get your rotund miniature horse to lose a few pounds? Give him an inflatable exercise ball, of course
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Fri December 02, 2016
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Pittsburgh Pirates third baseman Kang facing DUI-related charges in Korea. Now how will he get back to Rigel VII?
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Thu December 01, 2016
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Clown of Aleppo killed by air strike. Begun, the clown wars have
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Mon November 28, 2016
(Reuters)
 
 
 
On Twitter, which is apparently where all official policy statements will be made for the next 4 years, Trump says he will end the U.S.-Cuba deal unless Cuba makes a "better" one... like, say, giving Trump Inc. development rights to prime Havana real estate
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Fri November 25, 2016
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Former steel town has become major porn and dating hub. *subby books trip*
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Thu November 24, 2016
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Hello sailor, I am Peggy, what appears to be the problem please?
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Wed November 23, 2016
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Call a Chick restaurant chain, serving "virgin chick" and "chick's sex partner" while proclaiming to satisfy all your expectations over chicks, under investigation after mom complained that her eight-year-old son wanted some of that chick action
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Tue November 22, 2016
(Engadget)
 
 
 
Is there any way to truly defeat clickbait and fake news? Here comes the incredibly depressing science
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Thu November 17, 2016
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Cuba pardons nearly 800 convicts after finally realizing there's nothing of value in Cuba to steal to justify the cost of keeping someone in prison
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Wed November 16, 2016
(Reuters)
 
 
 
New study from Romero Institute of Sexual Health reveals that 88 percent of elderly women report low sex drive and most of them are not distressed by it. "Low desire is not an issue if you are not bothered by it"
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Mon November 14, 2016
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Siemens to acquire Mentor Graphics. They now have all the engineering tools to go from conception to delivery
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
The dollar just hit a nine month high
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Mon November 07, 2016
(Vox)
 
 
 
Old 'n busted: cable news is hurting America. New hotness: Facebook is hurting America
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Sun November 06, 2016
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Clinton Foundation forgot to notify State Department of a gift from Qatar. But it was only a million dollars. So, oops, their bad
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Fri November 04, 2016
(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
The Goatfarker of Bosporus just went full dictator and started arresting members of parliament of the opposition party
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Tue November 01, 2016
(AP)
 
 
 
As Trump predicted, Iraqi forces have failed so bad in their assault, they've entered Mosul and have already re-taken the state TV building
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Sat October 29, 2016
(Reuters)
 
 
 
CenturyLink tries to level up
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Thu October 27, 2016
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Lost Ingmar Bergman movie script "Sixty-four Minutes with Rebecka", originally penned in 1969 for busted collaboration with Fellini and Kurosawa but shelved and forgotten, retrieved from archives and will be filmed for 2018 release
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Wed October 26, 2016
(MSN)
 
 
 
Suicide drones. That is all
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Tue October 25, 2016
(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
Sheriff's Association puts out warning about Halloween candy like "Pot Tarts" and "Zonka Bars"
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Mon October 24, 2016
(UPI)
 
 
 
"On the bright side, we got great gas mileage"
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Mon October 17, 2016
(AP News)
 
 
 
China launches two men into space on docking mission, NTTAWWT
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Sun October 16, 2016
(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
The regional governors now have direct control over territories. Fear will keep the local systems in line
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Sat October 15, 2016
(Reuters)
 
 
 
When I get a hold of the son of a biatch who leaked this, I'm gonna tear his eyeballs out and I'm gonna suck his farking skull
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Wed October 12, 2016
(YouTube)
 
 
 
You know what would be cool? A slingshot that could hurl a bowling ball more than 300 feet
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Tue October 11, 2016
(CTV News)
 
 
 
Poor quality housing in China results in death of the poor. Logical when you think of it
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Mon October 10, 2016
(Reuters)
 
 
 
El Peso es muy caliente
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(Time)
 
 
 
Samsung halts production of the replacement Galaxy Note 7s after they too start catching fire
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Sat October 08, 2016
(UPI)
 
 
 
While most people were fleeing Hurricane Matthew ... there was this guy
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Thu October 06, 2016
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Looks like Putin really wants some attention and probably to be a bit taller
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Jose Cuervo delays IPO until after U.S. election to determine whether future demand will be "dealing with Clinton" drunk or "dealing with Trump" drunk
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Wed October 05, 2016
(UPI)
 
 
 
Fark-ready headline: Toilet paper addicted kangaroo returns to public restroom for another helping
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(UPI)
 
 
 
British man solves 'world's smallest Rubik's cube' with a tweezers. Well, how else can you get those tiny little stickers off?
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Fri September 30, 2016
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Researchers of self-driving cars identify "six-second rule" as minimum time human drivers require to wake up from their Harry Potter viewing sessions and take control of car before it crashes
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(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Saudi Arabia condemns US 9/11 law, warns of 'consequences.' What are they gonna do, fly a plane into--oh
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Thu September 29, 2016
(Reuters)
 
 
 
"Oh, when you are in Japan, can you pick up some of those choco-pumpkin fries from McDonald's for me, please?
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Wed September 28, 2016
(UPI)
 
 
 
Ricky the rooster is now cock of the walk after being fitted with orthopedic shoes for his arthritis
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Oil prices surge on news of OPEC members agreeing to pretend to limit production
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Tue September 27, 2016
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Oil prices plummet as election approaches. Thanks Obama
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Rolling Stone sells out ... to Singaporean tech group. Matt Taibbi unavailable for comment until his coolant kicks in
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Mon September 26, 2016
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Trump picks up the all important endorsement of.....wait for it .. the union of immigration officers who want to keep their jobs
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