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479 headlines found matching 'news'
Wed February 10, 2016
Source     Fark Headline Comments
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Gunfight at the Dildo Corral 2 Part II (lgt live stream)
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(1910)
 
(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
Fox News to Trump: "YOU'RE TEARING ME APART, DONALD"
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(69)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Google CEO awarded a record $199 million stock bonus. News of the award was found by Googling "ridiculous waste of corporate money"
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(15)
 
(Mashable)
 
 
 
The most distressing part of this video is the fact one has to wait so long to figure out that the sea goes in, the sea goes out
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(23)
 
(MSN)
 
 
 
Zsa Zsa Gabor is hospitalized for a lung infection after celebrating her 99th birthday. In related news Zsa Zsa is still alive
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(50)
 
(Quartz)
 
 
 
Google engineer builds a smart-mirror for his bathroom, because you need to know the news and weather while you admire your looks
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(34)
 
(The Hill)
 
 
 
New York newspapers call New Hampshire GOP voters "mindless zombies" for voting for Trump. Though if mindless GOP zombies crave brains, why wouldn't they vote for a candidate that has brains like...oh, right
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(67)
 
(SafeBee)
 
 
 
When battling an internet troll, the best advice is to ignore them, make them laugh, or reveal their identity
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(94)
 


Tue February 09, 2016
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Begun, the Rubot Wars have
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(46)
 
(The Local)
 
 
 
French ski resorts are 'lying about how long their pistes are.' Well, don't we all?
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(35)
 
(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
NASA employees at the Johnson Space Center have a problem with being told they can't use the name Jesus as part of an announcement for an upcoming Christian prayer and song gathering in an online company newsletter
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(86)
 


Mon February 08, 2016
(Fark)
 
 
 
Fark NotNewsletter: Fark is adding something new. EVERYBODY PANIC!
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(351)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
And today's 'near miss' involving three passenger planes comes to you courtesy of Melbourne Airport
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(24)
 
(Breitbart.com)
 
 
 
Not News: Some people had a problem with that Doritos "ultrasound" ad during the Super Bowl. FARK: NARAL Pro-Choice had a problem with it for "humanizing fetuses"
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(152)
 
(PennLive)
 
 
 
Not News: Man caught speeding on the highway. News: He was going to the Super Bowl. FARK: He was caught in Pennsylvania, 2,800 miles away from the big game
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(29)
 


Sun February 07, 2016
(World Baseball Classic)
 
 
 
Pitchers and catchers report to Arizona and Florida on February 17... unless you're a Minnesota Twin, in which case you're due in Sydney, Australia on Thursday for World Baseball Classic qualifying
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(11)
 


Sat February 06, 2016
(Modern Readers)
 
 
 
Blackberry lays off 200 employees. In other news, Blackberry still had more than 200 employees
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(24)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
Pentagon releases hundreds of Abu Ghraib torture photos. In other news, George W. Bush has actually started campaigning for JEB
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(73)
 
(PetaPixel)
 
 
 
In order to prevent bad things, the FAA has ordered a no drone zone around the Super Bowl. Fark: Of 32 miles
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(63)
 


Fri February 05, 2016
(Fark)
 
 
 
Not that anybody's thinking about anything but the game this Sunday, but for those of you not into sportsball, we have a fresh Fark Weird News Quiz for you. Still warm from the oven
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(44)
 
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Megyn Kelly says Donald Trump still hasn't committed to the next Fox News debate because he's still terrified of her
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(87)
 
(GeekWire)
 
 
 
Bad news, Denver. The computer simulations have been run, and Carolina is the next Super Bowl champion
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(39)
 
(SportsGrid)
 
 
 
Highly-recruited football player turns down 12 college scholarships over concussion fears; will maybe play basketball in college, see how he does as a walk-on somewhere
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(34)
 


Thu February 04, 2016
(NBC News)
 
 
 
In news absolutely NO ONE could POSSIBLY have seen coming, researchers have found that since Texas defunded Planned Parenthood, use of long acting contraception has plummeted by 1/3 and live births that were paid for by Medicaid rose almost 27%
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(221)
 
(Fox Sports)
 
 
 
Jared Allen thanks the Chicago Bears for getting him to Superbowl 50 by trading him to the Carolina Panthers. In other news, the Bears are hoping the 'conditional sixth round pick' they traded him for is DAMNED GOOD
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(15)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
A Spanish channel has launched naked English language lessons with teachers giving classes completely in the nude. You know subby could use a couple of pointers
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(89)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Now that Martin Shkreli has lost $40 million since his arrest, prosecutors say he may need to tap other sources to cover his bond to stay out of jail. In other news, stock prices for World's Smallest Violin Co. Inc. are up
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(42)
 
(E! Online)
 
 
 
Stephanie Seymour applies for alcohol counseling program, fark moderator
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(69)
 
(Des Moines Register)
 
 
 
Iowa newspaper that endorsed Hillary in caucuses demands recount to ensure Hillary loses caucuses
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(35)
 
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Bill O'Reilly white knights Ben Carson
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(13)
 
(ABC News)
 
 
 
UBS bank shares plunge as wealthy investors withdraw their cash. Wait ... When did rich people start putting their money into banks?
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(15)
 


Wed February 03, 2016
(The Local)
 
 
 
Germany's far-right National Democratic Party calls for Germans to be deported from the country en masse. Wait, what?
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(52)
 
(KeysNet)
 
 
 
Not news: Your boat prop is fouled by rope. News: A 350-pound tiger shark fouls your boat prop. With pic goodness (Graphic images in article)
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(73)
 
(The Scientist)
 
 
 
In related news, your armpits have an ecosystem
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(20)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Not news: Woman ships her car from Alaska to Seattle. News: Finds her condoms are missing from the car. Fark: Also finds this note: "I took your condoms... used them with a lady co-worker (smiley face). Would love to tell you about it"
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(63)
 
(The Verge)
 
 
 
Not news: Someone questions capitalism. Fark: Goldman Sachs
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(20)
 
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Sony sets release date for Eight Fast and Eight Furious, Nine Fast Nine Furious, and Ten Fast Ten Furious. The trilogy will feature Vin Diesel taking on a gang of sinister trees that target speeding celebrities
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(33)
 
(C|Net)
 
 
 
Microsoft says after six months Windows 10 has passed XP in number of users. The news will eventually reach Vista and ME customers just as soon as their computers finally boot up
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(89)
 
(Cinema Blend)
 
 
 
Bad news for Doctor Who fans planning to mourn the show leaving streaming TV by watching a Star Trek marathon
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(51)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Here are the five greatest moments in pro darts. In related news, pro darts has highlight reels
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(44)
 
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Quiz: 80 years ago this week, the first Hall of Fame election results were announced. Can you name the five players elected in the inaugural class?
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(43)
 
(Cal Coast News)
 
 
 
Burger King employee uses his car to ventilate the restaurant after gas leak prank. Now with video goodness
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(62)
 


Tue February 02, 2016
(WTOP)
 
 
 
Virginia had better hope for some good news from the groundhog, because it's already managed to blow through its entire snow removal budget for the year
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(53)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
Fox News coverage of caucus night in Iowa basically consisted of Fox News gloating over how it defeated Donald Trump
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(96)
 


Mon February 01, 2016
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Not news: Mother hears her son's heartbeat for the first time. Sad but awesome news: Mother hears her son's heartbeat for the first time inside 4-year-old girl's chest
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(23)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Fark NotNewsletter: Thanks for all the fish
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(34)
 
(Bangor Daily News)
 
 
 
Torn from the Front Page of the Bangor Daily News: "Mysterious intruder means it's time to start locking my front door"
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(33)
 
(The Local)
 
 
 
Italy's public sector corruption reaches all-time high, as apparently even protection money has to pay protection money now
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(11)
 
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Fox News talks shiat about Donald Trump and his supporters for their misogyny and nasty comments about Megyn Kelly. Man, it's going to be really uncomfortable for Fox News if Trump manages to get the nomination
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(185)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
You know how when the news first got out that Donald Trump wanted to run for president how we all joked that he'd remake the White House in his gaudy style?
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(138)
 


Sun January 31, 2016
(NPR)
 
 
 
Good news, everybody. Starting this month, Food Stamp beneficiaries only get three months of their fat-cat lobster and caviar lifestyles before the government cuts them off. Better eat up now, poors, the gravy train is ending
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(324)
 
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Earth shaking news comes from the sound of one chopstick snapping
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(1)
 
(Salon)
 
 
 
Donald Trump exposes the big lie that is Fox News. How they are not truly conservative because they deal in fear and hate Yes, Donald Trump says Fox deals in fear and hate. That's the joke
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(159)
 
(KOIN Portland)
 
 
 
Dildos on parade in Burns
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(915)
 


Sat January 30, 2016
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Inventor of the jump shot dies at 95. In other news, someone is credited with inventing the jump shot
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(28)
 
(ESPN FC)
 
 
 
In today's episode of why the rules don't apply to those at the top: Real Madrid and Atletico Madrid have transfer ban put on hold by FIFA pending appeal. No, this is not a repeat; that was Barcelona who got the same special treatment in 2014
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(11)
 
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Facebook bans gun sales from its site. In related news, you could buy a gun on Facebook
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(78)
 


Fri January 29, 2016
(Fark)
 
 
 
Well, you can't use the snow as an excuse like you did last week, but you can still take the Fark Weird News Quiz while trying to look busy at work. Even sober, if you're into that kind of thing
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(28)
 
(The Local)
 
 
 
If you live on the 4th floor of an apartment and accidentally lock yourself out there's a logical and illogical way to try and get back in. Unfortunately, some people choose the latter
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(36)
 
(Time)
 
 
 
From the "News that would have been WAY more exciting 20 years ago" Desk: Kim Basinger in talks to play a role in the last "Fifty Shades" movie
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(42)
 
(Columbus Dispatch)
 
 
 
In today's news mad libs, Ohio Senator Rob Portman blames the US Department of Health and Human Services for slave labor and trafficking of Guatemalan teens at Ohio egg farms
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(30)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Bank of Japan offers negative interest rates
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(11)
 
(NBC News)
 
 
 
If you have any old Circuit City gift cards laying around, I have some good news
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(60)
 


Thu January 28, 2016
(Washingtonian)
 
 
 
Jefferson Hotel moves on up to second place on U.S. News and World Report's list of the best hotels, finally gets piece of pie
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(17)
 
(680 News Radio)
 
 
 
Meanwhile in Canada, four cops actually charged with perjury and obstruction of justice for planting drugs on a drug dealer
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(39)
 
(Time)
 
 
 
Will Trump's fear of a smart woman hurt him? Will Rand Paul make the most of being in the adult debate? Will Bush or Carson make the dumbest statement of the night? Pre-Caucus GOP Debate Discussion Thread, 9PM ET on Fox News
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(1210)
 
(The Local)
 
 
 
Smoking e-cigarettes can cause tooth loss. The onset is reported to be quite rapid
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(53)
 
(Washington Examiner)
 
 
 
Rush Limbaugh: Fox News is not a conservative network anymore
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(105)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
I know you're already overgasped, but be prepared for even more shock as the LAPD officers who indiscriminately fired on newspaper delivery women in 2013 for driving a similar SVU to one their target was reportedly driving will not be punished
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(103)
 
(Lightly Buzzed)
 
 
 
Not news: Kanye West being a self-absorbed blowhard and publicly throwing a former friend under the bus. Fark: it all happened because Kanye hasn't brushed up on his weedology
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(66)
 
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Demented female Lurch clone Ann Coulter bites the hand that feeds her while on MSNBC, slams Fox News for their "arrogant insults" against Trump. We've gone down the rabbit hole, folks
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(92)
 


Wed January 27, 2016
(Asia Times)
 
 
 
US and China agree, the UN needs to send North Korea and its little dictator another sternly written letter about its nuke program
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(29)
 
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Fox News on Trump dumping their debate: "We don't give in to terrorist demands"
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(132)
 
(NFL)
 
 
 
9 out of the last 10 teams to win the Super Bowl have been the ones wearing the white jerseys. So, Carolina Panthers fans... I have some bad news for you
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(37)
 


Tue January 26, 2016
(Mashable)
 
 
 
Electric hoodie keeps you warm while you're out for a walk or running from George Zimmerman
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(16)
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
News: Maine governor proposes introducing quicker and theoretically more humane form of execution than those used at present. Fark: The guillotine. UltraFark: So that it can be used for public executions of drug dealers
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(179)
 
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Fox News:"We learned from a secret back channel that the Ayatollah and Putin both intend to treat Donald Trump unfairly when they meet with him"
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(63)
 
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
"3 minutes to midnight" is great news if you are at a New Year's Eve Party event, but terrible news if you are at an Atomic Scientists' Doomsday Clock event
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(126)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Rare giraffe spotted. To be fair, though, they're all spotted
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(38)
 
(The Local)
 
 
 
Nude Roman statues covered up to prevent offending incoming Iranian diplomats
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(93)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Girls basketball team deemed too good to enter tournament
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(51)
 
(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's dog
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(32)
 
(Daily Snark)
 
 
 
Arizona Cardinals return home on Monday to a hero's welcome. Nah, only two people showed up
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(33)
 


Mon January 25, 2016
(CNN)
 
 
 
Good news everyone: Only 4% of gun deaths are due to crazy people
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(149)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Fark NotNewsletter: The things that get you guys all commenty
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(40)
 
(Kotaku)
 
 
 
Not news: Video game delayed. Also not news: It was a high profile Kickstarter. Still not news: The internet is up in arms
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(106)
 
(Addicting Info)
 
 
 
Turns out Track Palin has Pseudo Traumatic Stress Disorder, but the good news is he has a shot at getting a gig as a spokesman for a non-profit organization that supports abstaining from domestic violence
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(200)
 
(The Local)
 
 
 
Please note: disposing of evidence of your crime by throwing it in a lake works much better during summer, when it's not frozen over
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(18)
 
(Denver Post)
 
 
 
In the most shocking news you might hear today, Cruz's Presidential campaign is funded mostly by four billionaires
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(45)
 
(Newser)
 
 
 
Not news: Mayor awards college scholarships. News: To virgins. Fark: Women only
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(50)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
In other news, a Dutch boy tries to hold back the sea, but I'm damned if I'm going to do a Google Image Search for it
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(12)
 


Sun January 24, 2016
(BBC)
 
 
 
Bad news: Police inquiry fails to identify headless body. Silver lining: It has found 263 missing persons alive and well
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(31)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Hey, have you ever noticed the seven ways that a snowstorm is just like unchecked Big Government sapping the creative and innovative spirit of a true, capitalist democracy? Fox News did
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(95)
 


Sat January 23, 2016
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Latest poll of likely voters show Trump tied with Hillary. Wait, make that the latest poll of likely Republican voters. This is bad news for...Trump?
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(106)
 
(WTKR)
 
 
 
Veteran with one leg and suffering from brain cancer straps plow blade to his off-road wheelchair and clears sidewalks near school
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(29)
 


Fri January 22, 2016
(Fark)
 
 
 
Since a lot of you in the northeast are dealing with Snowmageddon 2016 and are just sitting around thinking about who to eat if it comes down to cannibalism, take your mind off that with the Fark Weird News Quiz
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(30)
 
(The Local)
 
 
 
French mayor forced to accept doubled salary against his will. No doubt he surrendered that fight quickly
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(26)
 
(12News Phoenix)
 
 
 
A group of white high school students wore black shirts with gold letters that spelled out a "sanitized" racial slur. Just another senior class picture day in Arizona
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(163)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
The good news: You are behind the wheel of a super-cool, super-expensive sports car. The bad news: You're still a shiatty driver
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(51)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Not news: Book containing sexual innuendo and indecent images removed from school. Fark: Snow White
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(91)
 


Thu January 21, 2016
(Balkan Insight)
 
 
 
News: Trump receives coveted endorsement. Fark: from Serbian nationalist leader who is on trial for war crimes
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(21)
 
(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Michigan Rep. Justin Amash (R-eally?): Michigan doesn't need Federal aid for the Flint water crisis, because the state should be fully responsible. Like they were before the crisis was national news
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(90)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Norwegian in boxers stops thief from stealing his car by clinging to roof in sub-zero temperatures during high speed ride. Police spokesman: "Bruce Willis wouldn't have managed that"
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(38)
 
(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
No matter how much you love your dogs, if your home is on fire you're not allowed to take a fireman's axe and throw it through your window so you can rescue them. "My defense is -- I was trying to save my dogs"
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(167)
 


Wed January 20, 2016
(NPR)
 
 
 
Hillary's new Double Top Secret email "Scandal" boils down to her forwarding a NY Times URL to a colleague, and then making sure it was submitted to Fark with an unnecessary Newsflash tag
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(95)
 
(CBS8 San Diego)
 
 
 
Now you can get arrested for watching Fox News drunk. Thanks, Obama
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(57)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Martin Shkreli fires his legal team, tells news media to leave him alone. "I would suggest paparazzi stay outta my way, that's all I'm going to say," Stomps off to be at gym in 26 minutes
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(122)
 
(Salon)
 
 
 
FoxNews says we should all stop talking about lead in the water because it might angry up the blacks enough to vote this year
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(126)
 


Tue January 19, 2016
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
New Top Gear host Chris Evans can't talk and get carsick at the same time
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(50)
 
(The Stack)
 
 
 
U.S. Army planning to use image recognition instead of GPS in air-drops. News: there has been a military weapons laboratory called Stark since 1932
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(15)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Fark NotNewsletter: Another Farking milestone
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(39)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Could you pass David Cameron's English test and avoid deportation?
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(17)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Japan did not see the manji as offensive until they asked around. In other news, they think the symbol for hot springs looks like a bowl of miso soup
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(139)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
You may want to sit down for this, as this news will be shocking, but Michael Bay's biopic about Mr. Ben Ghazi may be a bit inaccurate
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(266)
 


Mon January 18, 2016
(YouTube)
 
 
 
The first hilarious live news interview of 2016 is finally here
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(29)
 


Sun January 17, 2016
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Good news everyone, the mystery of Egypt's bent pyramid may finally be solved after Schnapps bottles were discovered next to remains of a one billion cubits tall statue to an unknown Pharaoh, but it's only a hypothoses, we will need muons to confirm
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(30)
 


Sat January 16, 2016
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Bottle feeding baby squirrels is illegal in Jersey. In other news, it's still legal in Jersey to bury toxic waste and dead mobsters in your basement
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(55)
 
(Motorsport)
 
 
 
Formula 1 boss argues against refuelling in races, saying it would "undermine the sport's green credentials." In related news, F1 thinks they're environmentalists
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(43)
 


Fri January 15, 2016
(Fark)
 
 
 
Time for the Weird News Quiz, if you're bored and think your memory is still what it was as recently as last year
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(24)
 
(TMZ)
 
 
 
A bad week for Celine Dion could get even worse
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(80)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
The subtle wit of the New York Daily News pokes a little fun at Ted Cruz for his debate comments about the city
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(100)
 
(Bellingcat)
 
 
 
Russia may be using combat robots in Syria: "This news - if true - would mark the first successful use of combat robots in actual warfare bringing about a significant number of casualties of enemy combatants"
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(48)
 
(Uproxx)
 
 
 
Ridley Scott promises a 'pretty hard R' rating for Alien: Covenant, forgot to promise it would be better than Prometheus
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(68)
 
(Fox Business)
 
 
 
Rick Santorum: Well I'll just google my name here...San-tor-um *presses enter* O_O Oh dear Christ. Is nothing sacred anymore? How could I let it come to this? This is a crime against nature and common decency. How did I end up in a Fox News Debate??
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(64)
 


Thu January 14, 2016
(US News)
 
 
 
Owner of Philadelphia's largest newspapers have handed them off to a non-profit institute. Or as most people in the media industry call non-profits, "newspapers"
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(8)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Michele Bachmann: Under "God's" type of government, laws that protect gays from hatred and discrimination are "tyranny". In other news, local woman vigorously opposes "tyranny" the way she thinks it's defined
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(140)
 
(KOIN Portland)
 
 
 
Thanks to the generosity of people like you, thrift stores are bursting at the seams with outdated clothes, uncomfortable furniture and useless appliances
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(129)
 
(Newser)
 
 
 
10% of Americans would make amateur porn for $1 million. Judging by the Internet, the other 90% is significantly undercutting them
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(117)
 
(TV Guide)
 
 
 
Heroes Recanceled
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(58)
 


Wed January 13, 2016
(Capital New York)
 
 
 
Fox News finally defeats the terrorists of Al-Jazeera America USA USA USA
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(102)
 
(Nerdist)
 
 
 
The one where they all got old
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(55)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Maine Gov. Paul LePage may skip State of the State on news of impending impeachment of the impeachment
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(97)
 
(Gawker)
 
 
 
David Bowie's ex breaks the news about his death to her fellow housemate on UK's Celebrity Big Brother. Surprisingly, one of the houseguests is also named David. Hilarity ensues
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(42)
 
(MSN)
 
 
 
News: MH370 search team finds something of interest. Fark: a 19th century shipwreck. You had one job
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(23)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Man with Sir-Mix-A-Lot's old phone number gets sexy "Baby Got Back" pics from Sir Mix-A-Lot fans. In other news, Sir Mix-A-Lot still has fans
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(74)
 
(US Uncut)
 
 
 
News: Bernie Sanders picks up key endorsement. Fark: From an organization that was founded specifically to help the Clintons
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(122)
 


Tue January 12, 2016
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Mayor Clotch will be spending more time with Fiorella LaGuardia
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(13)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Did you think we were done with NFL Power Rankings for the year? Because have I got news for you
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(75)
 
(The CW Network)
 
 
 
The Flash is back next week and Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. returns in March, but iZombie is all-new tonight. Liv scores a role on her favorite TV show "Zombie High" after the star of the show is murdered, and Ravi delivers some bad news - 9:00 on the CW
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(63)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
New study suggests smoking pot doesn't lower IQ or affect school grades in teenagers - but smoking tobacco does. Far out, man
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(47)
 
(US Magazine)
 
 
 
If you've been curious as to why you haven't heard anything from Bowie's ex-wife Angela on his passing, it's because she was apparently a contestant on the UK edition of "Celebrity Big Brother" and so didn't even get the news until last night
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(53)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Today's women's cycling news headline that sounds a lot more dirty than it should: "A Guide To Buying Hardtail"
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(9)
 
(People Magazine)
 
 
 
News: Jerry Hall is getting married, for the first time ever. Fark: to Rupert Murdoch
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(67)
 


Mon January 11, 2016
(Fark)
 
 
 
Fark NotNewsletter: The stars look very different today
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(25)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Since news of David Bowie's passing hit the world, tributes and eulogies to Bowie have run in all the places you'd expect: Rolling Stone, NME, People, Entertainment Weekly, The Vatican's L'Osservatore, CNN...wait. back up one
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(52)
 
(Gawker)
 
 
 
Fox News continues its tradition of sound economic policy by telling viewers to "buy as many lottery tickets as you can afford"
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(233)
 
(Fox 10 Phoenix)
 
 
 
News photographer gets an unwanted scoop as a $250,000 Rolls-Royce plows into the side of his yard
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(38)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Woman suffering from Cyclical Vomiting Syndrome vomits up to 15 times an hour. In related news, CVS pharmacies consider name change
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(55)
 


Sun January 10, 2016
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
NY Daily News cuts the price of its weekday newspaper to 'whatever you want to pay'
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(25)
 
(MLive.com)
 
 
 
You know it's a slow news day when the newspaper reports on a story about how police are investigating a broken coin-operated candy dispenser found abandoned on a frozen river
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(20)
 


Sat January 09, 2016
(Slate)
 
 
 
Thanks to Uber, big-city taxi companies will soon be as obsolete as newspaper classifieds, movie-rental stores or payphones
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(66)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Fox News Poll: Obama? Worst President this century, or worst president ever?
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(265)
 


Fri January 08, 2016
(Fark)
 
 
 
Fark Weird News Quiz #500. "Someday, we'll get the hang of this" edition
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(44)
 
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Not News: Man arrested for threatening Obama. News: Bo Obama, the Portuguese water dog
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(68)
 
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
If elected, Jeb promises to get rid of those food stamps and housing subsidies what's been keepin' the poors down
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(217)
 
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Good news for Joy Behar: Ben & Jerry's co-founder reveals what it would taste like to "Feel the Bern" in your mouth
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(15)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
TV reporter + strapless bikini + heavy surf = Unexpected live news highlight of the week (sfw)
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(31)
 
(Co.Create)
 
 
 
Lemmy Kilmister's final TV ad was for a Finnish dairy, for some reason: "I don't drink milk, and never will"
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(32)
 
(Shanghai Daily)
 
 
 
China demolishes hospital, which came as news to all the doctors and patients still inside when bulldozers came crashing through the walls
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(66)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
San Diego man caught by news crew reacting exactly as you would expect to finding that his car is stuck in a flooded parking garage
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(30)
 


Thu January 07, 2016
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Good news: 2015 was only the SECOND hottest year on record. The hottest was 2012. Thanks, second term Obama
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(81)
 
(The Local)
 
 
 
Spanish guy lives the dream and becomes the real life version of that kid in Free Willy
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(10)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Macy's to let go of 4,500 workers, 1 Snoopy balloon
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(24)
 
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Ken Griffey Jr. might be able to have a backwards cap on his Hall of Fame plaque. Best news ever
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(106)
 
(International Business Times)
 
 
 
There's a diet that prevents Alzheimer's where you drink wine every day and it's easy to follow because you get to drink wine every day
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(7)
 
(Vanity Fair)
 
 
 
Prospective bridegroom: "Marry me and we'll have our wedding at Castel Gandolfo, officiated by the Pope, and attended by every major political figure in the western hemisphere." NBC news producer: "Sounds legit"
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(56)
 


Wed January 06, 2016
(WJLA Washington DC)
 
 
 
Several pieces of equipment stolen from ABC7 news van while their reporters were a few blocks away reporting on the mayor's anti-crime press conference
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(19)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Financial Accounting Standards Board repeals a 2007 "Alice in Wonderland" rule that let troubled banks claim huge, but completely imaginary profits on their earning statements. In other news, somebody, somewhere, once thought this was a good idea
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(29)
 
(The Spirits Business)
 
 
 
App-controlled DIY cocktail system launches - complete with Bluetooth "spout" that accurately measures pours
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(11)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
"Obama put a raw onion in his podium so he could cry fake tears for kids killed by guns," says Fox News Obama Tear Truther
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(301)
 
(9 News)
 
 
 
"No injuries in sign-spinning competition" actually is news
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(15)
 


Tue January 05, 2016
(Uproxx)
 
 
 
Michael Bay says he's worth half a billion dollars, which could buy a lot of dynamite and exotic animals
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(20)
 
(Mashable)
 
 
 
Michael Weatherly is leaving NCIS after 13 seasons. In other news, Michael Weatherly has starred on a show called NCIS which has aired for 13 seasons
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(81)
 
(The Local)
 
 
 
You know who else liked to claim gold on other people's land was his?
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(40)
 
(Complex)
 
 
 
What happens when Irish people watch Fox News for the first time? " "It's Donald Trump, turned into a news station"
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(51)
 
(Benzinga)
 
 
 
GM just became the first major auto maker with a female CEO. Elon Musk in danger of losing his ironclad grip on car related positive news
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(28)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Imagine how much space you could save if your television set could be rolled up like a newspaper. Well, LG will soon deliver
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(31)
 


Mon January 04, 2016
(Fark)
 
 
 
Fark NotNewsletter: 2016 is the new 2015
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(28)
 


Sun January 03, 2016
(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Axl Rose brings Guns N Roses reunion rumors down on their sha-na-na-na knees knees
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(42)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Just like dentures, Metamucil and fringed lampshades, cable news channels have a devout following in just one sector of society: the over 60 crowd
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(49)
 


Sat January 02, 2016
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Broadband speeds are now three times faster than in 2011. Which is good news for businesses where employees can watch the same amount of porn in a third of the time
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(42)
 


Fri January 01, 2016
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Some GOOD Cosby news for a change ... Rudy's engaged
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(22)
 
(Fox 10 Phoenix)
 
 
 
News: Man calls 911 claiming he shot and killed an intruder. Fark: In an attempt to hide the fact that he shot and killed a man he was trying to wake up with a gun
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(132)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
It's a New Year, a fresh start, and a good time to get to work on those resolutions. Resolution #437: Do better on the Fark Weird News Quiz
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(23)
 


Thu December 31, 2015
(Fark)
 
 
 
Fark's 2015 Headline of the Year contest: Puns and Wordplay headlines
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(49)
 
(KCRA 3 Sacramento)
 
 
 
The Sierra snowpack in California is 136% higher than normal for this time of year. But don't tell anyone as good news doesn't sell
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(100)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
British MP who carried out high-profile campaign to expose historical child abuse suspended from party after newspaper alleges he exchanged explicit text messages with a 17-year-old girl
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(27)
 
(WKBW Buffalo)
 
 
 
Man accused of purposely running over flock of seagulls, says he expected them to run so far away
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(67)
 
(Click2Houston)
 
 
 
Cheerleaders participate in world's largest cornhole game. Annabel Chong considering coming out of retirement to keep her record intact
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(13)
 


Wed December 30, 2015
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Knicks forward Cleanthony Early hospitalized after an opponent takes a shot during an attempted steal
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(16)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Hard-hitting journalistic piece on the resurgence of "Victorian-era" diseases that will kill you. It snot news, it's CNN.com
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(78)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Two Chase bank employees caught stealing $400k from accounts of dead and elderly. Upon hearing the news, management took swift action and promoted them on the spot
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(71)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Hayden Christensen explains why he quit acting. In other news: He acted?
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(84)
 
(Canoe)
 
 
 
Dude from Calgary writes epic NYT comment, gets Most Opinionated Canadian Award of the Year and STFU sampler box from Fox News
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(235)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Not News: Cable network has panel discussing the views of women voters. FOX News: The panel is three grumpy old men
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(180)
 


Tue December 29, 2015
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Pataki ends his presidential bid. In other news, Pataki was running for president
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(70)
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
Martin O'Malley held event in Iowa and only one person showed up. In other news, Martin O'Malley actually has one supporter (maybe)
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(60)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
The Specials' drummer John Bradbury has joined the Rat Race in the sky
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(12)
 
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
News: Uber employs strategy from the "Arbitration" episode of The Good Wife, and pushes out new "sign or quit" Labor Agreement prohibiting Class Action lawsuits. Fark: Also sent to California Drivers, whom are already a Protected Class
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(40)
 


Mon December 28, 2015
(Fark)
 
 
 
Fark NotNewsletter: The schlong and schlort of it
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(41)
 
(Consequence of Sound)
 
 
 
God is dead
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(341)
 


Sun December 27, 2015
(9News (Australia))
 
 
 
Not news: Fattest man in the world dies. News: He wasn't a Murican. And, he had a publicist
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(88)
 
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Guns N' Roses threaten to reunite in 2016
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(45)
 
(Buffalo News)
 
 
 
Not News: Woman beats DWI charge. Fark: because her body acts as a brewery. Ultra Fark: with a constant .33 BAC
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(166)
 


Fri December 25, 2015
(Fark)
 
 
 
And now, a very special Christmas edition of the Fark Weird News Quiz. Now with 10% egg nog and 90% brandy. You know what? Forget the egg nog
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(18)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Daisy Fuentes marries in Aspen. Some dude named Richard Marx, whoever that is
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(81)
 
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Donald Trump has appeared on Fox News more than twice as much as any other candidate this week, month, year
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(386)
 
(WGAL 8)
 
 
 
Suspect drops 140 bags of heroin in bucket of human urine. What a pisser
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(32)
 
(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
Not news: volunteers give free food to homeless. Colorado news: volunteers give free pot to homeless
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(79)
 


Thu December 24, 2015
(Variety)
 
 
 
Dan Patrick and Adam Sandler teaming up to rip off both Sports Night and Newsradio
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(29)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Former chairman of Chinese business newspaper gets 4 years in prison for extorting payments from businesses to avoid negative coverage. Apparently the Chinese will copy anything, even Yelp's business model
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(6)
 
(Crooks & Liars)
 
 
 
"I'm a big boy. I'm a big boy. I Am A Big BOY." - RAND PAUL
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(109)
 
(NBC News)
 
 
 
An asteroid will be passing by earth on Christmas Eve. And despite it being 1.24 miles wide and 6.6 million miles away from earth SOME PEOPLE ARE STARTING TO PANIC
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(50)
 
(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
Dave Barry is somewhat pessimistic in his view of 2015: "Are we saying it was worse than, for example, 1347, the year when the bubonic plague killed a large part of humanity? Yes, we are saying that"
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(61)
 
(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
If you're having a beef with your state's department of revenue, you could write a strongly worded letter to the local newspaper. Or you could unleash a flock of seven chickens into the office
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(42)
 


Wed December 23, 2015
(Politico)
 
 
 
Not News: Someone says that Sen. Ted Cruz doesn't really believe in the Teabagger-pandering crap he's spouting on the campaign trail. News: A prominent D.C. politician. Fark: Sen. Ted Cruz
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(116)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Not News: TX DHS informs Houston Planned Parenthood affiliate that they will not be renewing a grant , which the affiliate has received every year for the last 27 years. Fark: that funded HIV screening and prevention services
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(100)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Boston mayor announces plans for Boston to watch the Winter Classic at Copley Plaza on New Year's Eve. NBC: Wait, you're gonna do what now? HAHAHA no
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(54)
 
(Scientific American)
 
 
 
Polar Vortex strengthens this year, helping to exacerbate current mild weather in the Eastern US. in other news, anyone remember the Polar Vortex?
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(62)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Veterans still suffering from poor VA care. In other news, the magnetic "support our troops" sticker industry is still thriving
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(105)
 


Tue December 22, 2015
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
In political news Hillary announces plan to battle Alzheimer's. Also in political news Hillary announces plan to battle Alzheimer's
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(29)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Man charged with Kung-Fu Panda fraud. In other news, there's such thing as Kung-Fu Panda fraud
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(15)
 
(Myrtle Beach Online)
 
 
 
Breaking News: A coyote got inside the Myrtle Beach airport, removed its shoes, and bought a Cinnabon. More on this story as it develops
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(63)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
In shocking news, Congress' new anti-Iranian/Syrian travel restrictions were written in a half assed manner, does nothing to stop extremists, and will only hinder businessmen and Americans
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(34)
 
(Tulsa World)
 
 
 
Poor life decisions and facial tattoos seem to go hand-in-hand (with mugshot super goodness)
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(99)
 
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Bill O'Reilly will finish 2015 with the highest-rated, most-watched cable news show
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(83)
 


Mon December 21, 2015
(Fark)
 
 
 
Fark NotNewsletter: Big week for douchebags
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(22)
 
(Daily Voice)
 
 
 
The bad news is that Iranian hackers got into the controls of a US dam, but it was only a little dam and the Lightbringer has promised we're best buds with Iran now and they wouldn't dare do it again
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(90)
 
(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
Should Guantanamo Bay be the site of the first United States concentration camp? Fox News says Yes
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(165)
 


Sun December 20, 2015
(Engadget)
 
 
 
Valve's VR headset has been delayed due to a "very, very big technological breakthrough" which will be unveiled next month at CES in Las Vegas
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(88)
 
(The New Yorker)
 
 
 
Here are the biggest fungi stories of 2015 that you probably missed because Fark never has enough mycology news
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(32)
 
(NewsBusters)
 
 
 
MSNBC cancels announced post debate coverage of 3rd Dem debate; presents Lock Up: Extra Tight Extra Hard instead, cuz news is hard
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(90)
 


Sat December 19, 2015
(New Zealand Herald)
 
 
 
Good news that New Zealand has finally joined the 21st century: The first wedding of the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is on the way after Pastafarians were told they could be wedding celebrants
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(55)
 


Fri December 18, 2015
(Fark)
 
 
 
♫ On the fourth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me: four naked burglars, three cat pics, two Florida tags, and a Fark Weird News Quiz for free ♪
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(15)
 
(Global News (Canada))
 
 
 
Hey visitors to Creston BC: The good news is that it looks like there's little to fear from both sea monster Ogopogo and forest denizen Mel the Sasquatch. The bad news is that you're currently being stalked by a cheetah
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(34)
 
(ABC News)
 
 
 
What's in a name? Well, if it's ISIS, about a 70% drop in your Market Cap
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(28)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Gilmore Girls plot details leaked, includes surprising character updates, pop culture references, very fast talking
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(51)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
Witness who drew this "suspect sketch" should know not to quit their day job to become an artist
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(71)
 


Thu December 17, 2015
(The Local)
 
 
 
There are limits to how far you can go to stop thieves. In general, anything that involves a mechanical digger probably falls into the 'too far' category
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(56)
 
(ABC 17 Columbia)
 
 
 
They wanted to rent a dam boat but the dam man told them they could not rent a dam boat
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(70)
 


Wed December 16, 2015
(Kotaku)
 
 
 
If you've been waiting for a Star Wars Kama Sutra book, good news, your wait is over. (safe for work)
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(57)
 
(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
Now They're not saying the secret buyer who paid $140 million for the largest newspaper in Nevada, which could be a critical swing-state in this election, was GOP mega-donor Sheldon Adelson; but it was Sheldon Adelson
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(78)
 
(Reason Magazine)
 
 
 
Well, the good news is, the detective in charge of the sexual predator task force found one and shot him on sight
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(78)
 
(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Not News: Hackers know your credit card number and SSN. Holy shiat: Hackers know how much tupperware is on your wedding registry
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(21)
 
(Deseret News)
 
 
 
Aquarium roof catches fire during Christmas party. News crews interview obvious arson suspect
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(24)
 
(Rochester Post Bulletin)
 
 
 
News: Bank in Minnesota robbed. FARK: It was robbed a second time when reporters were there talking about the first robbery
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(21)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Unknown gunmen in Iraq kidnap 26 members of a Qatari hunting party including several members of the Qatari royal family. In other news, there are people who think that taking a hunting vacation to IRAQ just right now is a good idea
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(69)
 
(SlashFilm)
 
 
 
Star Lord's dad will pop up in Guardians of the Galaxy 2, and he might just be Kurt Russell
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(71)
 


Tue December 15, 2015
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
'At your dry cleaner, it probably says it right there on the coat hangers: "We ♥ Our Customers." But I have bad news: Your dry cleaner does not actually love you'
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(21)
 
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Howard Stern renews his contact with Sirius XM for 5 more years. You know, that radio guy who had a lot of strippers on his show. I think he's been on one of those singing reality shows lately. And, yes, Sirius XM is still around
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(94)
 
(WISN Milwaukee)
 
 
 
"Both he and his parents were advised several times it would really help us out if he wouldn't stand out there doing that"
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(74)
 
(Fortune)
 
 
 
Taylor Swift tries to trademark "1989," the title of her recent album. In other news, John McCain tries to trademark the year of his first election to the Senate, "1902"
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(49)
 


Mon December 14, 2015
(Fark)
 
 
 
Fark NotNewsletter: Let the Klingon win
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(28)
 
(Vocativ)
 
 
 
How not to humblebrag: "My dad killed 20 people at a McDonald's"
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(86)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Obama will visit Cuba on 2016 if they make the place more Freedomy than it was in 2015
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(37)
 
(The Local)
 
 
 
Ho ho hooooooooooo
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(31)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
HR regrets to inform you that this year's Christmas bonus won't be a choice between $35,000 or a $50,000 new car. Unfortunately there is no choice this year and the company is only able to provide $100,000 in cash to each of our employees
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(218)
 


Sun December 13, 2015
(The Hockey News)
 
 
 
Maple Leafs to have new uniforms for their 100th season in 2016. Players say the matching golf shoes for use in May are a nice touch
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(15)
 
(Decider)
 
 
 
The Empire was a force for good, trying to stop space terrorists and Star Wars is the story of the radicalization of Luke Skywalker as a space-jihadist. It's not news, it's The New York Post
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(259)
 


Sat December 12, 2015
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
New York Times says Artificial Intelligence could be the end of work as we know it. Since no one knows the end of work better than people in the newspaper business
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(64)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Thanks to Trump, Crazy/fringe news enters the mainstream. May I have an order of fake moon lands with the CIA monitoring my thoughts please?
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(49)
 
(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
Department of Corrections is very disappointed that a newspaper would report misconduct instead of helping them sweep it under the carpet. No, really, they said that
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(31)
 
(NFL)
 
 
 
I felt a great disturbance in the Force, as if thousands of Star Wars fans who are also football fans went squee with great excitement, and then went silent. I fear something terribly awesome has happened
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(52)
 
(Bleacher Report)
 
 
 
Dolph Schayes, 12-time NBA All-Star, who was named one of the 50 greatest players in NBA history, leaves the game at age 87
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(4)
 


Fri December 11, 2015
(Fark)
 
 
 
The gift that never quite gives you what you want. It's the Fark Weird News Quiz
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(38)
 
(The Local)
 
 
 
"Forgotten password" requests by employees cost Volkswagen $1 million per year. You can buy a lot of emission test-rigging software for that kind of money
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(61)
 
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Researchers develop socks that use urine to create electricity. This is good news for people who... wait... ewww
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(22)
 
(CBS New York)
 
 
 
Absolutely must have beer within an hour? Too lazy to leave your house? Live in Manhattan? Amazon Prime has some good news for you
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(19)
 
(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
Police find the body of Jay Cutler's brother-in-law in Utah after a two-week search
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(33)
 


Thu December 10, 2015
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Good news, men everywhere: thanks to a technological breakthrough, you can now play Breakout with your taint. No, with your pants on
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(29)
 
(KAIT Jonesboro)
 
 
 
Armed nutjob at Arkansas State University threating to shoot someone or light himself on fire or something
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(97)
 
(WHNT Huntsville)
 
 
 
KKK is recruiting in Arab, AL. In other news there's a city called Arab in Alabama
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(82)
 


Wed December 09, 2015
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Not news: Small town rejects solar farm following public comments. Facepalm: "He said the solar farms would suck up all the energy from the sun and businesses would not come to Woodland"
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(184)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
This week in "OMG Who The Hell Cares" news, Erykah Badu's kids are now involved in her feud with Iggy Azalea
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(24)
 
(Superhero Hype)
 
 
 
First images of the next Tarzan movie released. In other news, Margot Robbie is playing Jane. Subby has the weirdest boner right now
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(46)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Got a writing project planned? Have you started work on it? Good, keep doing so. We have much to discuss on this week's Fark Writer's Thread "Big news edition"
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(190)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Not news: lack of sleep can shorten your life. News: lazines can shorten your life. Fark: lack of sleep and laziness, combined, shorten life even more. Gentlemen, I think we should get our affairs in order
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(55)
 


Tue December 08, 2015
(Gawker)
 
 
 
Fox News broadcasts segment to teach children how to disarm an active shooter. What could possibly go wrong?
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(233)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
Gay-themed pedestrian crossings removed in an Austrian city. In other news: They had gay-themed pedestrian crossings in Austria?
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(56)
 
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Old news: Death Star replicas. New VERY hotness: Death Star replicas with 14 6-watt lasers focused on a single point delivering 84-watts of steel-melting goodness
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(50)
 


Mon December 07, 2015
(Fark)
 
 
 
Fark NotNewsletter: Today, Fark reached a milestone
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(91)
 
(The Local)
 
 
 
In other news, Generalissimo Francisco Franco is still dead, much to the surprise of this Spanish Wise Man
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(16)
 
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Not news: Front yard nativity scene. Fark: With zombies
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(41)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Team Jeb may have to resort to Plan C. In other news, Jeb had plans A and B
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(42)
 
(Science Alert)
 
 
 
News: Monsanto to stand trial. Fark: It's a symbolic "citizen's tribunal" with no legal or judicial power. No, seriously. Stop laughing Monsanto
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(24)
 


Sun December 06, 2015
(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
Washington state treasurer calls for creation of income tax to fund education. In other news, Robinson Canó explores offers from Rangers, Marlins, Astros, Rays
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(26)
 


Sat December 05, 2015
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
News: Colombia says they found a sunken Spanish galleon from 1708. Holy farksticks let me get my snorkel: It's estimated to hold up to $1 billion in treasah
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(60)
 


Fri December 04, 2015
(Fox News)
 
 
 
The struggling U.S. Postal Service improves customer relations by deciding it cannot deliver newspapers containing cannabis ads. Meanwhile, young people ask: What are newspapers? What is the Postal Service?
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(103)
 
(Gawker)
 
 
 
TV news "journalists" enter San Bernardino shooter's apartment and tear it apart
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(427)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
New York Daily News figures long as it's eight figures in the red every year it might as well blame the victim for the San Bernardino rampage killings, because NRA and Jews amirite?
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(387)
 
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
CITI warns that there's a 65% possibility of a U.S. recession next year. Which will be good news for the people who have been waiting since 2007 for us to get out of the current depression
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(10)
 
(The Dodo)
 
 
 
Not news: Animal shelter runs a Black Friday special to get people to adopt pets. News: Droves of people show up. Awesome: Evey single pet was adopted leaving the shelter empty
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(103)
 


Thu December 03, 2015
(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Good news: it's no longer illegal to mock someone for refusing to duel you in Michigan
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(49)
 
(Kill Some Time)
 
Video
 
News anchor finally finds the perfect response for heckler (language Not safe for work)
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(21)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
The San Bernardino shooting proved that Twitter users cannot spell San Bernardino, as the top hashtag about the shooting was #SanBernadino. The LA Times felt this was front page news
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(154)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Hey GOP, when you lose the New York Daily News, you've lost it all man
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(121)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
FIFA will spread the wealth, announces the World Cup will expand to 40 teams from 2026 in order to calm everyone down. Tropical islands in CONCACAF rejoice at the news that they can be pounded 10-0 by Germany in front of the entire world
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(54)
 
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
If you need to take a break from all the bad news out there lately, here are 24 pictures of dogs playing in the snow
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(4)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Good news, Oscar Pistorius: your manslaughter verdict has been overturned. Now, here's the kicker
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(122)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Vapid Fox News host says it's racist to think white privilege exists, but nevertheless she confronts it head-on by going to the tanning salon
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(295)
 
(London Evening Standard)
 
 
 
Pouncing carjackers snip circumcision ambulance after violent ambush in east London. In other news: They have circumcision ambulances in London
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(84)
 


Wed December 02, 2015
(CBS New York)
 
 
 
Reading the news too much can take five years off your life
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(30)
 
(WTOP)
 
 
 
Good news, commuters: That bumper-to-bumper traffic you sit in every day is actually helping to keep you alive by preventing fatal high-speed accidents
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(27)
 
(ABC7 Los Angeles)
 
NewsFlash
 
Active shooter with multiple victims reported in San Bernardino. Live stream of newscast available on site
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(1502)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
It's news to the Washington Post that Rosa Parks wasn't what the left has been shoving down our throats for 60 years
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(98)
 
(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Australia's Bureau of Meteorology computer system has been hacked by an unknown *cough* China *cough* adversary. In other news, their forecasts will continue to be as vaguely accurate as before
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(24)
 
(C|Net)
 
 
 
Yahoo considering selling off core business. In other news: Yahoo has a core business
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(50)
 
(C|Net)
 
 
 
Microsoft Store employees go carolling in front of Apple Store to spread goodwill. In related news, Cupertino, CA, being powered solely by the spinning corpse of Steve Jobs
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(29)
 


Tue December 01, 2015
(CNBC)
 
 
 
California congressional contingent on alert on news that thieves are ravaging California's nut farms
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(49)
 
(Nerdist)
 
 
 
Lin-Manuel Miranda co-wrote the cantina music for Star Wars: The Force Awakens. In other "I have a bad feeling about this" news, there's a cantina scene in the movie
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(74)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Fox News host condemns liberals for "indicting an entire religion - Christian white Republican". That's the joke
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(195)
 


Mon November 30, 2015
(Fark)
 
 
 
Fark NotNewsletter: We'll help you look busy
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(22)
 
(WAFF Huntsville)
 
 
 
News: Woman facing federal charges for threatening to slit a passenger's throat and forcing a plane to divert to New Orleans, Fark: The woman is Lindsay Lohan's stepmother
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(35)
 
(Londonist)
 
 
 
And now from our 'totally not news' Dept: An in-depth interview with a stuffed badger
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(12)
 
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Good news Brits, your boobs are growing ...and it's a win win for both men and women as long as it's not men's boobs that are also growing
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(113)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
In a real estate market as hot as Washington DC's; landlords forcing elderly and poor residents out of their homes so they can "flip" the property and sell it to wealthy millennials isn't news-unless the landlord is the city's Public Housing Authority
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(107)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
In shocking news, right wing anti-Muslim extremists in Australia lie about their encounters with Muslims. And fitting for the country that produced Hitler, their leader wants to teach Mein Kampf in schools
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(71)
 
(Click On Detroit)
 
 
 
Google Glass may return as a monocle. Which is great news if you also carry a cane, wear a top hat and work for Planters
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(57)
 


Sat November 28, 2015
(UPI)
 
 
 
Good news, carnivores: beef prices dropping as fatter cattle head to market. As for you vegetarians, continue to graze away to your hearts content
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(100)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Not news: Tom Brady coming out from under a pile. News: Of leaves
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(26)
 


Fri November 27, 2015
(Fark)
 
 
 
It's your Black Friday edition of the Fark Weird News Quiz
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(19)
 
(ABC7 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
In other news, when internet celebrities retire, websites that played heavily on their humor tend to hold a farewell thread in that person's honor
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(115)
 
(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
The good news is that front page article about how you're working 80-hours a week at two different Subways just to feed your family really touched a lot of people. The bad news is Subway just fired you from one of those jobs
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(128)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
It's not newsworthy when a customer gets a very large unexpected bill. It IS newsworthy when the bill is $1.4 trillion
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(34)
 
(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Picking up where Ric Romero left off, reporter concludes America is too dumb for TV news
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(46)
 


Thu November 26, 2015
(Boston.com)
 
 
 
Not news: Michael Dukakis really likes turkey. Fark: And wants you to send him your turkey bones
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(62)
 
(Herald Times Reporter)
 
 
 
And because it's a slow news week here are the weirdest town names in Wisconsin
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(40)
 
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
The twenty-five best shows to binge-watch this Thanksgiving. Missing from the list: The Wire, Star Trek: Deep Space Nine, Batman The Animated Series, The Thick of It, 3rd Rock From the Sun, and Newsradio
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(90)
 


Wed November 25, 2015
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Fox News says the release of the Laquan McDonald tape and the boy's murder is a "devastating situation." For the police officer who killed him
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(174)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Surrogate Mother to man who hired her: great news, I am having triplets. Man: well Look, I ordered just the one, soooo, yeah, I'm gonna need you to just go ahead and "get rid" of the others, mmkay?
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(107)
 
(DCist)
 
 
 
Since today has been such a slow news day, here's a story about a kitten delivery service
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(31)
 
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Star Wars fans send death threats to Fox News contributor because she has no interest in watching space nerds poke each other with their little space nerd sticks
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(187)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Fox News loses its collective shiat after John Oliver debunks every single bigoted, racist anti-refugee argument. Tag is for Oliver, who has suddenly become the only sane voice in the media
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(342)
 
(NASDAQ)
 
 
 
Despite jiu-jitsu moves, Yahoo CEO Marissa Mayer faces morale challenge. In other news, the cake is a lie, Keanu Reaves knows kung-fu, and Edsel faces automotive market share challenge
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(20)
 


Tue November 24, 2015
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Man who went on various news outlets and claimed he was a victim of Islamaphobia arrested in Turkey for trying to join ISIS
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(43)
 
(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Not News: Woman sues government for release of shooting footage. Fark: JFK footage
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(14)
 
(KPVI Pocatello)
 
 
 
News: Weirdo steals 90 pairs of underwear. Fark: Someone has 90 pairs of underwear to steal
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(57)
 
(Newser)
 
 
 
This is great news for those of us still harboring a major crush on Marion Ravenwood
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(39)
 
(The Daily Caller)
 
 
 
Breaking news: New James O'Keefe undercover video shows Hillary Clinton aide reiterating publicly-stated positions in private
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(125)
 
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Good news everyone, airfares are about to drop in time for Thanksgiving travel
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(39)
 


Mon November 23, 2015
(CNN)
 
 
 
There's crazy and then there's "dropped by Fox News" crazy. Right, Elisabeth Hasselbeck?
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(135)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Fark NotNewsletter: Farksgiving in Farkistan
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(72)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
United to let travelers use miles for in-flight Wifi. Which is great news for customers who routinely change their connecting flight over to another airline before they land
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(26)
 
(KSDK St. Louis)
 
 
 
Not really news: Taking down a 15 point buck. Fark News: Taking down a 15 point buck in one throw with an atlatl
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(195)
 


Sun November 22, 2015
(Siberian Times)
 
 
 
British snow artist creates a giant 'snow dragon' with a wingspan of 130 meters using only his feet. In related news snow art is a thing now
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(11)
 
(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Not news: Woman named Maura goes to the city to prevent landlord from turning building's laundry room into a public use laundromat. Fark: Landlord installs mounted sign over laundromat's door reading, "Maura's Laundry"
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(157)
 
(San Bernardino Sun)
 
 
 
Bad news everybody, Futurama may have been right about the anchovies
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(52)
 


Sat November 21, 2015
(Gamespot)
 
 
 
Steam announces dates for Fall Sale and the news that they've done away with daily and flash deals. Time to start making your list of games you want to buy but never get around to playing
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(67)
 
(Inverse)
 
 
 
Study finds half the Amazon rainforest could be gone by 2050. That's the good news
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(28)
 
(Chicagoist)
 
 
 
28 years ago, it was a normal Sunday night in Chicago. The news was just covering the sports when the screen went black. Then the weirdest hack in Chicago history happened. And everything about it is still a mystery
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(124)
 
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Good news Trainspotting fans, Robert Carlyle says Trainspotting 2 is one of the best scripts he's ever farking read
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(18)
 


Fri November 20, 2015
(Fark)
 
 
 
And now, get ready for the Fark News Quiz. Unsurprisingly, NOT most you can learn this week with your pants off. But it'll do
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(Newser)
 
 
 
This is the first time the following has ever been said: Exciting raisin news, you guys
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Dem lawmaker who was twice decorated for his heroism in ACTUALLY defending America completely schools fear-mongering FOX News host as to why allowing Syrian refugees in actually makes America SAFER
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(Politico)
 
 
 
"I don't believe the news of new charges against two individuals heading up a Rand Paul affiliated super pac will have any impact on Senator Paul's run for president," adding under his breath have you seen his poll numbers
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(Think Progress)
 
 
 
Since today is already full of good news about our lawmakers, new bill in Congress would immunize CEOs and white collar execs from crimes using the "Was that wrong? Should I not have done that?" defense
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(IGN)
 
 
 
Not news: Robert Rodriguez and John Malkovich make a movie together. Fark: That won't be released until November 2115
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Thu November 19, 2015
(ABC7 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Good news everyone: There is a way to fix traffic in Los Angeles and it only costs 700 billion dollars
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
News: Woman wins $1 million from a scratch-off ticket. FARK: For the second time in her life
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Wed November 18, 2015
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
The founder of the Republican Muslim Coalition - which apparently is a thing - shows up on Fox News wearing an American flag hijab and still only manages to be the third craziest thing on the screen
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(Insider Louisville)
 
 
 
It's snot news, it's Fark
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(Golf Channel)
 
 
 
In golf news, Bae begins 21-month mandatory military service. Yaaaaas. Korean military service is on fleek, son. Basic as hell. Totes not random. Bye Felicia
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(12News Phoenix)
 
 
 
God warrior ambushes Katy Perry's preacher dad after radio interview. "She is a satanic woman who has led millions to hell and you claim to have a ministry?"
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(MSN)
 
 
 
So how does former MLB player Russell Branyan get in the news nowadays? How about burglarizing his ex-wife's home?
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(KSTU FOX 13)
 
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A positive news report of a Brony convention. From a FOX Affiliate. In Salt Lake, Utah. If this goes green on Fark, then the first four seals have been opened and the four ponies of the apocalypse have been released
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Bill O'Reilly tells a Muslim guest that there needs to be a "Million Muslim March" in Washington D.C. to condemn ISIS. If one million Muslims did descend on the nation's capitol, Fox News would totally be rational about it
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Tue November 17, 2015
(MSN)
 
 
 
The dollar menu isn't going away. It's becoming twice as good
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Get ready for another retirement tour: David Ortiz has announced the 2016 season will be his last
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(Yakima Herald Republic)
 
 
 
Not news: Dog bites man. News: Man bites dog. Fark: Dog burns down man's house
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(Bleacher Report)
 
 
 
The Dallas Cowboys realizing that football is a young man's game release Brandon Weeden. On the plus side it gives him more time to spend with his grandchildren
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(Daily Edge (Ireland))
 
 
 
Being that freckles are fast becoming the new facial fashion trend, here's a handy dandy way create "realistic" ones by yourself ...or you can just throw dirt at yourself
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
"Mr. Owl, how many times can you ask the president the same question before he wants to punch you in the face?" "Let's find out. One....two...three..." *NBC news reporter gets decked* "...three"
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Mon November 16, 2015
(Time)
 
 
 
FDA releases new food safety rules for produce. Which is great news for the three Americans who still actually eat fresh fruit and vegetables
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Fark NotNewsletter: The TL;DR version of Fark
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