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500 headlines found matching 'news'
Mon January 16, 2017
Source     Fark Headline Comments
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Anti-globalists take note: in the upcoming trade/power vacuum, China agrees that globalism is broken and is now going to fix it for you
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
Foreigners likely tried to influence Canada's election. This news makes me hot blooded
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
According to a story leaked to the Daily News, Donald Trump is pissed off about being mocked on SNL, but it's probably just more yellow journalism
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Sun January 15, 2017
(Fark)
 
 
 
Grab your thinking caps, it's the Fark Weekly Weird News Quiz
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(Variety)
 
 
 
Scottish newspaper labels American inauguration as a relaunch of the Twilight Zone
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Storm Trumper Katrina Pierson makes her triumphant return to the Sunday news programs and says Donald Trump "gains power" by criticizing Civil Rights icon John Lewis
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
AOL's new studio in New York shows Verizon's ambitious media plans. In related news AOL has a studio in New York
source: cnbc.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Send in the clowns
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Sat January 14, 2017
(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Paul Anka drops out of Trunp inauguration performance to spend time with his son. Just don't look
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(Canoe)
 
 
 
Jaden Smith goes full Jaden Smith in another bizarre social media rant
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Fri January 13, 2017
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
NY Daily News tries to get back in the trolling game, white-knights for Starbucks food. "The chain is like Willy Wonka's factory for those seeking a superior snack experience"
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(Metro)
 
 
 
William Peter Blatty, author of The Exorcist, dies age 89, leaving fans' heads spinning
source: metro.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Fox 32 Chicago)
 
 
 
Black motorist tackled and beaten for "stealing" his own car, remains polite & cooperative anyway. Cops immediately find out that the car is registered to him but decide to throw some resisting arrest and disobeying an officer charges at him anyway
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(FanGraphs)
 
 
 
Signs that we are running out of baseball stats: veteran OF Coco Crisp is working on sixth straight year of not getting hit by pitch. "The streak could vanish on Opening Day or he could retire with it intact. News could be made at any moment"
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(SB Nation)
 
 
 
The new LA Chargers logo is going over very well on the internet
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
In future news, 95% of Farkers develop cancer
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Thu January 12, 2017
(Washington Free Beacon)
 
 
 
BuzzFeed's editor in fake news chief, Ben Smith: "I think that we are now in a media environment where you have to engage in false statements"
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(AOL)
 
 
 
Fox News defends CNN against Trump's 'fake news' charge, as reported by AOL News. And you're reading this on Fark. *Mind blown*
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(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
The Miami Heat will be arriving gate 12, gate 13, gate 14, 15, 16 ... 24, 25, 26
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(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
Here is everything you can order at McDonald's that is not terrible for you. In other news, there is something that actually is good for you there
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
White House responds to Trump's fake news claims by mentioning Trump's spreading of birther nonsense. See what happens when Karma shows up
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(Gamespot)
 
 
 
So after Guardians of the Galaxy 2 comes out, what are director James Gunn's plans? Playing Mass Effect Andromeda, of course
source: gamespot.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Fox News laments that Democrats are lost in a "foggy swamp of denial." Here's hoping that the sunrise of truth will blow away the mists of self-deception and enable the blue skies of collaboration to freshen their liberal bog
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Wed January 11, 2017
(AL.com)
 
 
 
News organizations ask 25 Alabama Trump voters, 25 California liberals to discuss politics, values. Come for hilarity; stay for the comments. "You can't talk to socialist communist black supremacist democrats. They have no common sense"
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(Action News Jacksonville)
 
 
 
News: Gary Busey's nephew apparently built a sex party house called "The Sausage Castle" Fark: It just got cooked
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Walking Dumpster Fire attacks Buzzfeed as "a failing pile of garbage" and other civilized highlights from PEEOTUS' first news conference
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Cubs choose to come to Obama's White House instead of having Trump shower them with praise
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Fox News uncovers the "hidden message" in Obama's farewell speech
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(Billboard)
 
 
 
Here's your first look at Joseph Fiennes as Michael Jackson in "Urban Myths," and OH GOD KILL IT WITH FIRE
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Tue January 10, 2017
(TwinCities.com)
 
 
 
Frozen waterfalls look pretty from up close, until the 20ft long icicles start falling on you
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(Ultimate Classic Rock)
 
 
 
Urgent news for rock fans: Lou Gramm is back to touring with Foreigner
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Pedro and Re-Pedro were sitting in a boat. Pedro fell out. Who's left?
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Fark NotNewsletter: Google farked us over
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(Northwest Herald)
 
 
 
Five out of six "pretty drunk" people enjoy Russian Roulette
source: nwherald.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(US News)
 
 
 
Prosecutor defends man's 22-year sentence for stealing TV remote: After refusing a defense attorney, defendant told judge '[fark] you, go suck my d--- and go [fark] yourself'
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Today's Fark ready headline: "J.J. Abrams is done with reboots"
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
A sinkhole opens up in somebody's living room. Just another weekend in Florida
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Mon January 09, 2017
(Houston Press)
 
 
 
Ugly ass pygmy slow loris twins born at Moody Gardens in Galveston, Texas. Yeah, subby had to look that species up too
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Obama says he and Trump "Are sort of opposites". 'Obvious' tag doesn't even begin to cover this
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
Theranos starts 2017 by firing 40 percent of its staff
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Sun January 08, 2017
(Alaska Dispatch News)
 
 
 
Apparently the fact that newspapers are all but dead has never reached Alaska
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(Arkansas Online)
 
 
 
Man shot in laundromat fight. Let's see how agitators in the media try to spin this one in the next news cycle
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(Vox)
 
 
 
Megyn Kelly is the Taylor Swift of cable news
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Sat January 07, 2017
(CBS Pittsburgh)
 
 
 
Woman wanted by police on forgery charges is the subject of a fake obituary sent to a local newspaper. That trick never works
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(Jezebel)
 
 
 
Long running soap Days of Our Lives may be canceled for a talking head
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Fri January 06, 2017
(News24)
 
 
 
Germany sends out fake news story warning after Breitbart fake news story, which is every story on Breitbart, last Subby looked
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(Fark)
 
 
 
We have the best quizzes at Fark. The best, believe me. You're gonna love it, bigly. It's the yuuuuuuuuge Friday Fark Weird News Quiz
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
T-Mobile offers a single, unlimited data plan at a flat rate with no hidden fees or taxes and provides a simpler bill for their customers to understand. In other news THE POD PEOPLE HAVE TAKEN OVER T-MOBILE
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Who's to blame for "fake news"? (a) Spy Magazine, (b) Jon Stewart, (c) Comedy in general
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(New York Magazine)
 
 
 
Because you asked for it, Rupert Murdoch is now turning Fox News into Trump TV
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(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Good news for the day; rescue dog enjoys swimming with dolphins
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
MyPillow inventor defends advertising methods after taking his lumps from the Better Business Bureau
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
The CW decides to reboot "Charmed", this time set in the Super Seventies instead of the Nineties or modern times. Execs says this is unrelated to upcoming reboots of "Dynasty" and "The Lost Boys"
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Thu January 05, 2017
(They also made M16s)
 
 
 
Mattel doing their best to get the next generation comfortable and accepting of a surveillance society
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(The Quietus)
 
 
 
Good news for 2017 - The KLF to return, presumably wishing they hadn't burnt that £1M
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(Breitbart.com)
 
 
 
Don Lemon is still drunk from New Year's Eve
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Fox News names Megyn Kelly's replacement. Jon Stewart, you're our only hope
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Subby's hubby's car just bit the dust and we're considering an electric car. Can anyone share their experience with electric cars? (Additional Info: His commute is less than 50 miles and he rarely travels out of town. )
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Bitcoin plummets 21% on news that it's backstopped by Franklin Mint Collectible Plates that MAY go up in value
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Mediaite readers think Laura Ingraham should replace Megyn Kelly on Fox News, beating out Tomi Lahren, Baba Yaga, and a hologram of Leni Riefenstahl
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(Mic)
 
 
 
Good news - 77% of all New Year's resolutions are still being kept after the first week of the year. Bad news - 23% actually had the financial means to make the move out of the country after the November election
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Oil prices rise on the news Saudi Arabia is mulling supply cuts
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Wed January 04, 2017
(Five Thirty-Eight)
 
 
 
How to stop the spread of fake news: "Maybe the news should stop trying so hard to entertain." We're so boned
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Do you trust the experts?
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
In news that will be shocking to anyone who doesn't work in IT, Russian hacking groups have been using shady fake news sites to deploy malware to the gullible and unprotected masses for years
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(NBC New York)
 
 
 
Man buys 1,000 newspapers to try and hide his DWI arrest and mugshot, fails spectacularly (w pic of mugshot)
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(Global News (Canada))
 
 
 
Sunwing airlines: Wait, you mean to tell us that we need to make sure our pilots are sober while flying? Wow, this is news to us
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Good news for Chris Pratt and Jennifer Lawrence as their disastrous failure Passengers will get a release in China, ensuring it might make some money after all
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(NFL)
 
 
 
Having run out of healthy kick returners on eve of playoffs, Seahawks sign Devin Hester off street, hope he can rediscover his legendary Bears form against Lions
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Tue January 03, 2017
(Fark)
 
 
 
Fark NotNewsletter: Is Drew Curtis undead?
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Newspaper article from 1917: Coal? Don't worry about it, they'll be using something else 100 years from now
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Megyn Kelly leaving Fox News for NBC. This is equivalent to Roland Burton Hedley III leaving Time Magazine for Newsweek on 'Doonesbury.'
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Hold on to your ethical butts. (Also, get used to more world changing news coming from Twitter.)
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Mon January 02, 2017
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Washington Post retracts its own fake news
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
News: Reggie Bush sets rushing record. Fark: It's one he wishes they could wipe off the books, like his Heisman and that National Championship
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(Page Six)
 
 
 
Sorry to be the bearer of bad news, but Jennifer Lopez's recent 'romance' with rapper Drake is as fake as her Jenny From The Block act, and is only meant to sell their new record
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Sun January 01, 2017
(Politico)
 
 
 
Bipartisan panel of former White House press secretaries agree: President Trump will be a waking nightmare for the media
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Conservatives are now outraged about Fake News, and by Fake News they mean any story they don't want to believe or to be reported. Sounds like someone is raising a false flag
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Sat December 31, 2016
(MLive.com)
 
 
 
RATT part of concert canceled over band name dispute; Night Ranger forced to take stage alone. In other news, RATT still tours round and round as two separate bands
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Good news to help bring in the new year: There's now 'overwhelming evidence' that Planet X is going to destroy Earth in 2017
source: express.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Aero-News Newwork)
 
 
 
Not news: NTSB to examine flight data recorder. News: from an Eastern Airlines flight. Fark: that crashed in 1985
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(The Big Story)
 
 
 
USPS gives woman 7 canaries to replace smashed package of dead birds it delivered before Christmas. Pet owner sends out numerous tweets with the happy news
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(National Post)
 
 
 
Scientists are now on the brink of bringing back extinct species. Finally some good news for the Democratic Party
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Good News: Solar panels have never been cheaper. Bad news: Most producers are operating at a loss, and a shakeout is occuring
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Fri December 30, 2016
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Not News: Fox and Friends cite false statistics regarding Food Stamp fraud. Fark: Actual fraud rate is more than 10 times what Fox said
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(LiveLeak)
 
Video
 
Leave it to the Brazilian news to pay a touching tribute to Carrie Fisher
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Pull up your pants, run screaming from the monster gator, and send some pubes to your favorite politician - it's HuffPo's weirdest news of 2016 (possibly not safe for work images)
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(Dallas News)
 
 
 
Good news, everyone. The Boomers have another gift for Millennials
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Hang on to your silly hats, party poppers, and those stupid-looking sunglasses with the frames cut like the numbers "2017", those haven't looked good since 2009. It's your final Weird News Quiz of 2016
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(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
Dave Barry's year review for 2016
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
And here is Jim Bakker saying the FORCES OF HELL oppose Donald Trump because he stands for righteousness. Man, won't Bakker feel silly when he realizes Trump is actually a tool of Satan
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
BREAKING NEWS: Drudge Report suffers DDOS attack, blames the US government
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
News: Arkansas football player arrested for shoplifting at Belk department store. FARK: His team is playing in the Belk Bowl
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Thu December 29, 2016
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Brazil says the Greek ambassador is missing... a few brain cells, cause we just found him down at the Baklava shop, he forgot to charge his phone. It's so funny. Actually, he's been missing for three days
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(Tech Xplore)
 
 
 
Hackers can upgrade your airline seat to business class
source: techxplore.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Philly.com)
 
 
 
Carson Wentz's gift of shotguns may have been noteworthy, but gifting the new owners a trigger lock is an outrage
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Kylie Jenner wears a bra while making Macaroni and Cheese. It's not news, it's The Daily Mail
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(XXL Mag)
 
 
 
The biggest news among sneakerheads is one of them turned a pair of Yeezy Boost 350 v2s - the model with the infrared stripe - into ice skates. Yeah, I know - no farking WAY, right? But they have video and everything
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(Uproxx)
 
 
 
President Trump and Vice President Don King hold a bizarre news conference. Announce plans for the next war to be available only on PPV
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
"Obama is going to go out a coward for pursuing Middle East peace," claims Fox News
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Melania Trump wants to champion free speech. Shame she's doing so while suing bloggers and newspapers for defamation
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(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
Fox News can't even lie correctly
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Wed December 28, 2016
(NFL)
 
 
 
Throw a battery now, mutherfarker
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Mainstream media outlet complains that Trump can't stop talking about the election. That's the joke
source: abcnews.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Smithsonian Magazine)
 
 
 
The real cause of the rise of Hitler and Mussolini was because mainstream journalists thought they made real news real funny
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(C|Net)
 
 
 
From President Obama's pardon of Bill Cosby and Cosby's subsequent suicide, to Cam Newton's arrest for throwing the Superbowl, and Martin Shkrelli being gunned down in a drive- by, this is the year in review as told by Fake news
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Putin TV calls the Aleppo slaughter "fake news"
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Alaska has the nation's highest average credit card debt. Mostly because residents only get one month in the summer to catch up on how much they owe before it's time for the heating bills to start rolling in again
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(Time)
 
 
 
Twenty-six patients at a Dutch fertility clinic learn they may have been given the wrong sperm
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Fark NotNewsletter: Goodbye to 2016
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(Metro)
 
 
 
And now the bad news - Nearly all middle-aged people are overweight, inactive or drinking way too much
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Thank, God. This is best news in the last few months
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(Pueblo Chieftain)
 
 
 
Spend too much this Christmas? Good news: Braising can make any cheap meat cut as awesome as the expensive ones. Tag is for the author
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Australian high school cancels surfing season, citing "unacceptably high" risk of shark attack in the ocean. In related news, high schools in Australia have surfing teams
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Tue December 27, 2016
(WKYC Cleveland)
 
 
 
When a win is bad news. Browns perfect season parade has been canceled
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Romania rejects leftist female Muslim prime minister with Syrian husband and ties to corruption. In related news, apparently there is alt-Right fanfic
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(CNN)
 
 
 
CNN doubles down on their 2016 efforts to rebrand as "Constantly Not News" by starting off the new year with an entire hour dedicated to the history of the band Chicago
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
The good news: Salt water crocodiles have made a comeback. The bad news: Salt water crocodiles have made a comeback
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Mon December 26, 2016
(TMZ)
 
 
 
If you've been patiently checking your mailbox for the annual Kardashian Christmas card, we have some bad news
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
To fight back against fake news being labeled as fake news, Republicans are now labeling real news as fake news. Because, really, why not at this point?
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Sony Music twitter accounts hacked, falsely tweet death of Britney Spears. Her music career still reportedly on life support
source: hollywoodreporter.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(WEAU Eau Claire)
 
 
 
NFL flexes its schedule to prove TV money is more important than empty seats
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Sun December 25, 2016
(CNN)
 
 
 
Trump team accuses media of politicizing RNC email asking Americans to celebrate "the good news of a new king"
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(GOP)
 
 
 
"...this Christmas heralds a time to celebrate the good news of a new King"
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(Globe and Mail)
 
 
 
Canadian scientists are trying to make your tomatoes tasty again. In other news, tomatoes were once tasty
source: theglobeandmail.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Variety)
 
 
 
Netflix renews Fuller House for a third season, because they know how rude it would be to cancel the show
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Old and busted: Fake news story leads to shooting up pizza shop. New (radioactive) hotness: Fake news story leads to threat of nuclear retaliation
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Sat December 24, 2016
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Not News: Vesna Vulovic dies. News: After free falling 33,000 feet in a plane accident. Fark: 44 years later. Curse you, 2016
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Light up the yule log, grab your Santa hat, and pop in that Mannheim Steamroller Christmas CD from the 1994 $2 bin - It's the Fark Weekly Weird News Quiz - Christmas edition
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(Cracked)
 
 
 
5 reasons fake news killed facts in 2016. Reason #6: Your grandparents finally set up their wifi router to autoconnect
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Fri December 23, 2016
(Fox 40 Sacramento)
 
 
 
Tipster Who Recognized 'Burrito Bandit' Rewarded with $5,000, complimentary hose-down
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(Watford Observer)
 
 
 
And in incomprehensible news from Britain: "Thieves tow wheelie bin behind moped after stealing cigarettes from Hemel Newsagents, in Hallowes Crescent, Watford" (pics)
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Thu December 22, 2016
(The Journal (Ireland))
 
 
 
Old 'n' busted: Fake news. New hotness: Fake weather
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Fox News has found seven examples of so-called "hate crimes" committed after Trump's election that, upon further investigation, have turned out to be utter hoaxes. Which I'm sure you'll agree demonstrates a trend suggesting we can dismiss them all
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(Wimp)
 
Video
 
Breaking news: A horse's sense of humor is very unstable
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(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
America's first ever pro rugby league folds before reaching its first birthday, killed by fan apathy and vicious scrum with USA Rugby
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Wed December 21, 2016
(CTV News)
 
 
 
Good news - the government has ruled that broadband internet is a basic service to all people of the nation, just like telephone service. Oh, I guess that's only good news if you're Canadian
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
48 journalists killed in 2016. Fake news journalists all still alive
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(RealClearPolitics)
 
 
 
Let me mansplain this for all you chickfused people out there: thousands of WOKE youtubers disliked this video, so MTV News deleted it
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Big Ben is undergoing repairs so a British school girl offers to say 'Bong' on BBC radio when the chime normally plays -- here's the reply
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Russians take fake news to a bizarre new Russian level
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Newspapers blame their irreversible decline on: A) inaccurate reporting. B) 24/7 news channels C) Craigslist
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Tue December 20, 2016
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Responding to Bill Clinton's criticism, Trump says Clinton "doesn't know much about winning". In related news: Don't miss "USA", the wacky new reality TV game show with your host Donald starting January 20th, 2017. USA - winning, whining, stigginit
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(247 Sports)
 
 
 
Not News: California is home to four NFL franchises, more than any other state. Fark: The Raiders have won more games in 2016 than the three other teams have won combined
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Good News: GM's Hamtramck factory in Detroit, thanks to recent upgrades cranked out 874,000 vehicle this year. Bad news: GM ain't selling cars anywhere NEAR that fast, so workers at the factory are gettting a 3 week, unpaid, vacation
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Uber generated about $1.7-billion in net revenue in its third quarter, up from $1.1-billion in the previous quarter, which meant quarterly losses dropped to $800-million, so that's good right?
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Good news, Army. Trump even found a billionaire to run you guys as well
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(WSB Radio)
 
 
 
Fifth Harmony switches genres to Barbershop
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Trump-style stupidity taking hold in Australia. Fake news now very popular, as is getting your hot daughter to give you a lap dance. Did I mention Yahoo Serious?
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Mon December 19, 2016
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
News: After six years of hostilities, China decides to make peace. Fark: With Norway. UltraFARK: Over the Nobel Peace Prize
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(Rotten Tomatoes)
 
 
 
Well subby just heard the news today, and don't take this the wrong way, but Assassin's Creed movie review scores won't be taken any higher, and is likely bound and tied for failure
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Fark NotNewsletter: In which 2016 decided it wasn't done with us yet
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(BBC-US)
 
NewsFlash
 
Truck plows into Christmas market in Berlin
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
White supremacist who plotted to build a "death ray" to kill Muslims and President Obama faces sentencing today after being convicted under an anti "dirty bomb" statute passed by Congress in 2004, because "Criminal Stupidity" is not an actual offense
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(Guardian)
 
NewsFlash
 
Russian ambassador to Turkey shot in Ankara, which will make it difficult for him to walk. Especially since he's dead
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(Townhall)
 
 
 
No fake news here: a conservative website, faced with the conundrum of how to survive four years when they can blame Democrats for nothing, settle on an unusual albeit expected solution: Hillary Clinton fan fiction
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Fox News author: minorities and heathens forced the fifth grade to cancel a Christmas play. School principal: actually, the problem was we didn't have enough time. Author: Eh, I like my scapegoats better
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Sun December 18, 2016
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Patriot News Service: Built by patriots, for patriots. If by "by patriots" you mean "by some bloke in the UK" and by "for patriots" you mean "for Putin"
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(Sports Illustrated)
 
 
 
News: Team loses game thanks in part to an excessive celebration penalty. FARK: The game is called the Celebration Bowl
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Sat December 17, 2016
(Fark)
 
 
 
For those of you freezing your buns off standing in line for Rogue One, here's a bit of a diversion. It's the Fark Weekly Weird News Quiz
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(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
Diesel cars will almost disappear by the year 2025. Just in time for 'Fast & Furious 26'
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Fake news sites very angry about Facebook's tagging of their news as fake news. Conductor needed for tiny violin orchestra
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Fri December 16, 2016
(Mashable)
 
 
 
TLC signs Chewbacca Mom (who?) to star in two new reality web series in 2017. In related news, who?
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
Blackberry sold to Chinese company. In other news, Blackberry still exists
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(White House)
 
 
 
Live Presidential news conference
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
South Korea a step closer to creating a working fusion reactor. In other news, North Korea is a step closer to creating a working fuse
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(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
The Owner of Comet Ping Pong says that being the target of all the right-wing vitriol and threats of violence that have come his way since being featured in a fake news story about the Clintons was "like being terrorized". There's no "like" about it
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
I'll make my elaborate Christmas light display that looks like the America flag go dark when you pull the plug from my cold dead hands
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(CNN)
 
 
 
For those who were hoping that Trump would bring peace to the Middle East, I have bad news for you
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Thu December 15, 2016
(AP)
 
 
 
Not news: People caught off guard by rare, freak snowstorm. News: They abandon their automobiles in panic. Fark: Accumulations got as high a 3"
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(Advertising Age)
 
 
 
Fake news writers hate him because of this one weird trick
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Fox News poll find plurality of voters think Trump's presidency will be "one of the worst"
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Boogereater News Network discovers thirty year old launch system, thinks it is new
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(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
In good news for the future White House staffers who fall out of favor with Trump, Gitmo is undergoing a multimillion dollar revamp and getting a new dining hall
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(Christian Science Monitor)
 
 
 
People who trust Trump over other politicians because at least he doesn't pretend to be honest trust fake news more than the media because at least it doesn't pretend to be true
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(Adweek)
 
Audio
 
Danish stereo maker Bang & Olufsen sets out to singlehandedly save Fark.com's Audio tag. In related news, we still have an Audio tag for some reason
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Alan Thicke told his son to take some pictures as EMTs were taking him to the hospital. TMZ reportedly willing to blow goats to get their hands on the pictures
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(Imgur)
 
 
 
Someone created a helpful infographic on what news sites give real news. People explaining what the maker got wrong to the right
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Wed December 14, 2016
(Fox 19 Cincinnati)
 
 
 
This just in: For the first time in three years, Cincinnati is not the sexiest city in America. In other news, Cincinnati had been voted the sexiest city in America for three years in a row
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(Fortune)
 
 
 
Google signs a deal to improve the speed of Cuba's internet. Which is good news for all three Cubans who own a computer
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Uber, already ignoring Taxi regulations and permits, decides to start ignoring autonomous vehicle regulations and permits
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Gen Flynn's son, a leading proponent of "Pizzagate", blasts a WaPo report on a FOIA document showing an investigation in 2010 determined Gen Flynn "inappropriately shared classified information" with foreign military officials as "fake news"
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Well sure, I shot up a pizza place because I am a dumbass who reads too much fake news and really believed Hillary was running a pedophile slave ring out of its basement, but you don't have to make a federal case out of it. You just did? Oh
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(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
Remember not so long ago when every major US publication published multiple stories citing the DNC and Podesta emails posted by WikiLeaks that helped Putin get his pet game show host elected president? Bad Trump times
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Slate asks, "Is Rogue One really a Star Wars movie?" Internet asks, "Is Slate really a news site?"
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Tue December 13, 2016
(ESPN)
 
 
 
If you like seeing rookie baseball players cross-dress or wear controversial costumes, we have some bad news for you
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(Pro Football Talk)
 
 
 
In other news, the return specialist was still in the NFL. Are either Dave Meggett or Vai Sikahema still on some team's roster?
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(New York Magazine)
 
 
 
I love studying in Trump tower with my knapsack full of knives and fireworks
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(Tumblr)
 
 
 
A truly useful guide to evaluating Politics Tab news sources
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(Adweek)
 
 
 
Staffer: This Newsweek story is pretty bad, how do we distract the media? Trump: Bring me the Kanye
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Slate develops debunking tool for labeling fake news. That's the joke
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Parents of "pizzagate" gunman want you to know that their son is a loving, kind, gentle man and that you shouldn't automatically believe any news stories you read online suggesting otherwise
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Fark NotNewsletter: What were we talking about a year ago?
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(Omaha World Herald)
 
 
 
Semen frosting: it's not just what you get when you poke the Pillsbury Doughboy too much
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(AARP)
 
 
 
Some people imagine older adults don't know how to use the internet. Vinton Cerf: "I've got news for you. We invented it"
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Mon December 12, 2016
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Fox News waterboards John Bolton. Wait, sorry, make that FIT boards. Had my hopes up there for a second
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Not news: Mozart in the Jungle is in its 3rd Season News: See a 52 year old actress topless FARK: Actress is Monica Bellucci . . . and you're gone. (Not Safe for Church)
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Chinese Party newspaper calls Trump 'ignorant as a child.' Yes, folks, 2016 has officially gotten so weird that communist propaganda is reduced to telling the truth
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Hillary Clinton takes time out from running child sex ring and chopping up babies to say that fake news is an 'epidemic'
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(Heat Street)
 
 
 
Some Airbnb hosts are pulling their listings so to avoid renting to Trump supporters. With a Trump supporter, you might be getting some crazy, gun-toting, fake-news believing, insane person. I have valuable artwork. It's too scary to risk it
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Trump blasts CNN for broadcasting the"rediculous (sic) fake news" that he would continue to executive produce "The Apprentice". Well, that's what CNN gets for relying on sketchy, untrustworthy sources like Trump's own spokespeople
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Sun December 11, 2016
(Newsweek)
 
 
 
In the US, the likelihood of knowing someone who has been shot is now more than 99 percent
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Sat December 10, 2016
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
R.L. Stine wants to show you his Man-Thing
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(Philly.com)
 
 
 
Newspaper bemoans commenters and inquires as to their purpose. Commenters fix spelling and grammar in article. Clearly the commenters are the most important part
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
For Farkers who want to leave their mom's basement and also enjoy asking politicians embarrassing questions, Mediaite has the job for you
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
U.S. household net worth rises to a record $90.2 trillion. Unfortunately $90 trillion of that belongs to the households of Bill Gates, Warren Buffett and Mark Zuckerberg
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Fri December 09, 2016
(Fark)
 
 
 
Once upon a time, in a small village not too far from here, lived a small boy who took notes, did his homework, and scored 1089 on the Fark Weird News Quiz. Let's see if you can do better
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Not news: Matt Holliday's new contract has a no-trade clause. News: Just to one team. Fark: The Oakland A's
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(TooFab)
 
 
 
Actor Joe Mascolo, who played villain Stefano Dimera on Days of Our Lives has passed away at age 87...... or so he wants us to believe
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(Harvard Business Review)
 
 
 
The people most influenced by Fox News' War over Christmas are people who don't go to church
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
56% of Trump voters say they won't believe news reports that say he's lying. In other news 44% of Trump voters lie to pollsters
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(The Daily Caller)
 
 
 
Brian Williams complains about fake news
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Here's a good news for those who are down in the trumps: US manufacturing is booming and made $2.1 trillion worth of products in 2015
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Thu December 08, 2016
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
King Trump already has the liberal news media dancing for him as court jesters
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(The Financial)
 
 
 
U.S. consumer average daily spending in November rose to $98 a day. Which is great news for the economy, other than the fact that the average American's income is still $57 a day
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(The New Daily (Australia))
 
 
 
Cheerleading approved as an Olympic sport. Give me a 'W'. Give me a 'T'. Give me an 'F'
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Paula Broadwell asks why Petreaus is on the rise again and she doesn't even get a phone call
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Wed December 07, 2016
(Kent Online)
 
 
 
Slow local news day: Man uses the same advent calendar for 47 years. You may be surprised to learn he has no children of his own, but he does rock a festive sweater
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Pope Francis: if you spread fake news you are going to Hell. All of America after 4 weeks of Trump's "transition": yeah we know, we know. Already well on our way, thanks
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(KOIN Portland)
 
 
 
A reminder that cops can make Fark for good reasons: Deputy Greg Park gave the woman $140 "to make sure the power and everything stayed on for the kids"
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(Shorenstein Center)
 
 
 
How the press failed the American voter in its coverage of the 2016 general election ...with lots of numbers and charts. Harvard Kennedy School types you know
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Here's why liberals are more likely to fall for fake news than conservatives
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
New poll shows 50% of America either has no access to or any interest in political news written by professional journalists working for actual news organizations
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Remember that xmas goat that burned down for the umpteenth time a week or so ago? Good news, they put a cute little re-creation of him in the square calling it his baby brother and......someone has already crashed a car into it
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Buck Showalter had no idea 'Seinfeld' was popular when he made his appearance on the show. "My kids said, 'Hey, dad, you've gotta go do that.'"
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(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
Good news: Scientists discover a way to slow the aging process. Bad news: it involves brain cancer
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Tue December 06, 2016
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Bernardo Bertolucci says that the controversy over butter in Last Tango is just one big wacky misunderstanding, like when Ricky Ricardo swapped the Parkay with I Can't Believe It's Not Consensual on Lucy
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(US News)
 
 
 
Anti-fraud experts who sold a company to PayPal for $169 million take on 'fake news,' find U.S. nearly launched a military intervention based on unsubstantiated claims. Again
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Fark NotNewsletter: Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Good news for members of the Electoral College that are seeking to oppose President-elect Donald Trump in violation of state law: You can now lawyer up
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(Politico)
 
 
 
John Kasich asks members of Electoral College not to vote for him:"The election is over. Now is the time for all of us to come together as Americans." In related news, John Kasich spent the time between the election and now under a very big rock
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Fox News viewers stunned after Megyn Kelly says Democrats have souls
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(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Chris Sold
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(WGAL 8)
 
 
 
He's a World War II vet. He's 97-years-old. And he runs a race once a week. If you thought you sucked, you were right and Albert Booth proves it
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
The leftwing media got it wrong man. Michael Flynn did not pass around fake news PizzaGate story. However, Michael Flynn Jr. loved it. Michael Flynn Sr. does love a good BS fake news story, just not this one
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(American Thinker)
 
 
 
We need to ensure that the vast majority of Americans know that ABC, CBS, NBC, The Washington Post, The New York Times, and the rest of the liberal voices are even more biased and less reliable than Fox News
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Well, I try my best to be just like I am but everybody wants you to be just like them. They sing while you slave and I just get bored. I ain't gonna speak at Nobel awards no more
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(Patch)
 
 
 
FBI warns of a terrorist threat targeting Universal Studios' Red Line Station today. L.A. Mayor Eric Garcetti announces he will board the subway at that very stop. In other news, Los Angeles might be holding an off-year election
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Mon December 05, 2016
(WTVR)
 
 
 
NFL planning to hire 17 fulltime officials. National Federation of the Blind praise Roger Goodell for finding jobs for their members
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Trump's cabinet is shaping up to be filled with the finest, most dedicated, fake news-believing public servants America has to offer, like potential AG Secretary Sid Miller, also known for being the first official to call Hillary "the C-word"
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Fox News threatens war with Donald Trump. Whoever wins, we've all already lost
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Here's a news flash for Official Washington: President Trump could be one of the most consequential chief executives to occupy the Oval Office
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
We may hate fake news, but we sure did love the Weekly World News. In fact, Florida loved it so much, they elected Bat Boy as Governor
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
How is Seattle's experiment with a $15 minimum wage going? Actually pretty well ..thank you very much
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Sun December 04, 2016
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Fake news, real bullets: Suspect with rifle arrested at DC restaurant named in 'Pizzagate' story
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Not News: Canada Post puts up new "super mailbox", eh? Still Not News: They change the locks, eh? FARK: They accidentally lock the new keys *inside*, eh? Take off, ya hoser
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Trump's tax plan could be bad news for ... well, let's just keep it simple: everyone. There, headline done
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(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
Yes, Obamacare is the reason medical spending has risen faster in the past two years than ever before. But that's good news, as it's due to a record number of people who can now actually afford to get medical attention
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Sat December 03, 2016
(Fox Sports)
 
 
 
Last week: UFC announces Conor McGregor agreed to give up his featherweight world title. This week: Conor McGregor wants to know what UFC officials have been smoking
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(AP News)
 
 
 
LAPD uses fake news about deportation to apprehend suspects, regret nothing
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
And in the obvious next stage of the news cycle, women's bizarre abduction story is now being referred to as an "alleged" abduction. Gee...it's almost like we've seen this story before
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Character actor Alice Drummond--known to most of you as the librarian at the beginning of Ghostbusters--has died at 88, another victim on 2016's world tour
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
"Celebrity Name Game," hosted by Craig Ferguson, gets cancelled after three seasons. In other news, Craig Ferguson was hosting a game show
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(Boston Herald)
 
 
 
Decapitated body of young man found in Merrimack River. Investigators say they will continue to Monitor the situation
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(Columbia Journalism Review)
 
 
 
Russian hackers have already outsmarted the algorithm that can differentiate between real and fake news, so reporters are now adding humans into the mix
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Fri December 02, 2016
(Fark)
 
 
 
It's Friday, and for some weird reason you're still wearing pants. Well, have a drink, lose the pants, and settle in: it's time for the Fark Weird News Quiz
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(Kotaku)
 
 
 
Do you still have copies of your old games? Are they on some sort of storage medium? Well then, I have some very bad news for you
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Just when you think 2016 can't get any more depressing, Liam Gallagher says he is "making progress" on his solo album
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
It's time for the annual story letting us all know that yes, it snows at the top of mountains. Even in Hawaii. Someone should write a book about lazy journalists writing not-news stories
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(The Convers8tion (Australia))
 
 
 
Three things Facebook could do to reduce fake news without censorship
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(KKTV Colorado Springs)
 
 
 
Dear prospective landlords: You're not supposed to enter a tenant's apartment without permission. You're especially not supposed to have sex on their beds while they're at work. And cleaning up the mess with the tenant's wedding dress is right out
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Russia officially blamed for providing fake news that derailed the election. No word if linked source CNN, who undoubtedly perpetuated some of the fake news, will also take some blame
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Thu December 01, 2016
(NFL)
 
 
 
How are Pats fans dealing with the news of Gronk's surgery? Answer: not well
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(WRAL)
 
 
 
If you hurry, you can get your very own copy of Newsweek's commemorative "Madam President" edition on eBay. Should pair well with that Cleveland Indians World Champions 2016 T-shirt your uncle sent you from Africa
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(Omaha World Herald)
 
 
 
Someone took Walmart's Black Friday door buster ad a little too litterally
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(AIP Scitation)
 
 
 
Kewlest picture of exoplanet Gliese 832 you'll see all day
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Good news people of San Francisco, you can now pee on the sidewalks anywhere in the city
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
While many corporations are pulling their ads from Brietbart News after increased media scrutiny of the site and its CEO's white nationalist ties, Nissan has announced it is staying. Said their spokesman: Did you forget which side we were on in WWII?
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(Fox Sports)
 
 
 
Not really news: NASCAR's Kasey Kahne ran the most laps in 2016 (10,355 laps). Fark: Guess how many he led
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(Newsnet5)
 
 
 
In Ohio it will soon become illegal to have sex with animals. In related news, for the time being, it is still legal to have sex with animals in Ohio
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(CBS Minnesota)
 
 
 
Mall of America hires a black Santa and somehow this is news. Thanks, Trump
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Batman fans have been waiting decades for this since 1989, when Billy Dee Williams was cast as Harvey Dent in the greatest Batman movie ever made; and now, thanks to Lego, we'll finally hear Williams voice Two-Face in a new animated feature
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(Washington Examiner)
 
 
 
Magazine behind UVA rape hoax begs Obama to do something about fake news
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(E! Online)
 
 
 
Kanye's condition on Tuesday: Exhaustion, sleep deprivation, paranoia, & fears for his safety. Kanye's condition on Wednesday: Yeah...he's well enough to go home
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Wed November 30, 2016
(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Media thumbsucking at its best: Newsweek publishes excerpts from its pre-written articles celebrating Hillary's historic victory
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Oh nothing, just a video of driving through a tunnel of fire in the Smoky Mountains Complete with not-safe-for-work commentary
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(Victorville Daily Press)
 
 
 
Authorities need your help finding guys who fled with $400 in merchandise from Radio Shack. In other news, Radio Shack is still around & you can outrun clerks for $400 off your Holiday gift budget
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(WGNO)
 
 
 
Facebook mistakenly removes Zuckerberg's posts on fake news. You're doing it so wrong
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Coming just in time for Christmas 2017: the cheese advent calendar
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Tue November 29, 2016
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Fox News finds black guy opposed to Planned Parenthood. CHECKERBAIT, LIBULARDOS
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
When Fox News' Judge Napoltiano points out flag burning has been protected since 1989 and stripping people of citizenship was outlawed in 1789 noting, "People cannot be prosecuted for expressing unpopular opinions," his co-host just says, "not yet"
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(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
From going topless in a tropical fish store to appearing in a bathing suit without an escort, behold the world's weirdest sex laws you've probably never heard of
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Facebook will never be able to fix its fake news problem
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(SlashFilm)
 
 
 
Ghostbusters cinematic universe wrangler Ivan Reitman warns that "many other" Ghostbusters spinoffs and reboots are in the works
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Mon November 28, 2016
(Fox Sports)
 
 
 
Dolphins beat 6 of the NFL's crappiest teams. This is news
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
"As a Democrat who is writing this editorial about the recount for Fox News, I must say that I, a Democrat, am ashamed of Hillary Clinton for such a shamefully shameful display. Why won't she give Trump a fair chance? I, a Democrat, demand answers
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Breaking News: Trump wins Wisconsin. Other Breaking News: Nobody gives a shiate because the election was over 3 weeks ago
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Fark NotNewsletter: Guess what day it is
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
"After Trump and Brexit, the world has come to its senses; Honey G is finally off X-Factor"
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Good News: Ivanka Trump may be moving her shoe factory out of China. Bad news: She's moving it to Ethiopia because it's cheaper labor. #makingAmericagreatagain
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Favorite ways to waste time? Looking for online games, websites, hobbies, etc
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(WCNC Charlotte)
 
 
 
Judge grants motion for Dylann Roof to represent himself in court. In other news, Dylann Roof to be found guilty in 30 seconds
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(Breitbart.com)
 
 
 
"We burnt down the establishment," Baba Yaga says about Trump's victory, gleefully reveling in the tears of anguish from immigrants and women, approving of fake news and slamming media bias for her new ascendant supremacist president
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(CNN)
 
 
 
"I am d... d... drowning, s ... s... suffocating"
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Sun November 27, 2016
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Not news: Cam Newton gets a roughing the passer call in his favor. Fark: The first one since 2014
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Photoshop Theme: Romance novels for Millennials
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
If you've gone broke spending every penny on the new MacBook Pro with Touch bar, there's good news: a Knight Rider KITT lightbar simulator. Sentient Cylon roving eye simulator coming up next
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Fox News insists Obama send the Surgeon General to Cuba to ensure Castro is really dead
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
NY Times editorial board says Trump's conflicts of interests will threaten DC integrity. In other news, NY Times still believes there's integrity in DC
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
How will Trump pay for the massive tax breaks for the top 1%? According to the left-wing pinkos at Fox News, many middle class households will see a tax increase
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Spice Girl Mel B offers $5,000 reward for information on the person who broke into her car. In other news, Spice Girl Mel B still has $5,000
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Sat November 26, 2016
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Maybe News: Pitt defeats Syracuse 76-61. FARK: In football, which is the most points scored in a FBS game
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(KING 5 News)
 
 
 
Seattle to stop using convicts to clear homeless camps. In related news Seattle has been using convicts to clear homeless camps
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Need help breaking out of the "liberal bubble" but are (rightfully) wary of the fake-news, alt-right, and outright wack-a-loon "conservative" sites? Well, here are some reasonable recommendations
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Fri November 25, 2016
(Fark)
 
 
 
Now that the long and glorious tryptophan coma has worn off, Fark is ready to help you again...with the Fark Weird News Quiz. Black Friday, indeed
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Sales of Leonard Cohen's music rise by 400% following his death
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
"Newspapers need citizen journalists more than citizen journalists need newspapers"
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Remember: Advance tickets for Rogue One go on sale Monday
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(Philly.com)
 
 
 
Russians helped spread fake news. Why is it every move Russia made benefited Trump? Couldn't possibly be collusion between Putin and Trump. Manchurian candidate anybody?
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Thu November 24, 2016
(UPI)
 
 
 
The Ric Romero Institute For Needless Research releases report that shows young people are more gullible than older folks
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(Brisbane Times)
 
 
 
F'ken oath, mate, this bloke in his jocks talking to the sheila on the telly is the Aussiest bloke you'll ever f'ken see. Crikey
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(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Politician who criticized squirrels gets hospitalized ... by a squirrel
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
In other news, there is a threat of a lockout in Major League Baseball
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
How do you turn one city's tragedy in to national mass hysteria? NBC News will show you how
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Wed November 23, 2016
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Call a Chick restaurant chain, serving "virgin chick" and "chick's sex partner" while proclaiming to satisfy all your expectations over chicks, under investigation after mom complained that her eight-year-old son wanted some of that chick action
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
New York Daily News labels Donald Trump Mister Softie, mocks him for his flip-floppery
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(Fark)
 
 
 
I just told a coworker that I was going to "mosey down to the reception desk" and she told me she didn't know what that meant. What phrases have you uttered lately that someone didn't get?
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(Cleveland Scene)
 
 
 
Lights, camera, Delly
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Teenagers can't tell what is news. If only there were a book from 2007 about how mass media tries to pass off crap as news to help them learn the difference
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Tue November 22, 2016
(Metro)
 
 
 
News: police are attempting to reunite a naked man with his owner. And by naked man, they mean a replica statue of Michaelangelo's David. Fark: They post a picture of him with his 'privates' blacked-out
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Dave Chappelle to do three stand-up specials for Netflix. Well, maybe two before he goes crazy again
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Scott Wolf of the LA Daily News is apparently so impressed that he decided to throw a 25th-place AP basketball vote to the surprising 4-0 start of... Rutgers
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(Mercury News)
 
 
 
Kim Kardashian hauls ass to be with Kanye after his publicity stunt... er... breakdown
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(Engadget)
 
 
 
Is there any way to truly defeat clickbait and fake news? Here comes the incredibly depressing science
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Mon November 21, 2016
(Fark)
 
 
 
Fark NotNewsletter: It's got what plants crave
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Good News: 1,700 Americans became Millionaires today. Bad News: You weren't one of them
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Chris Christie got frozen out of Trump's Cabinet not because he jailed the father of Trump's son-in-law Jared Kushner, but because Trump was annoyed that Christie kept trying to get "in the frame" as news cameras filmed Trump on election night
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
"I write fake news. This is what works in trolling people and making them believe in a lie"
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Good news, everybody. Dementia is declining despite aging and sickness. Wha? Who am I? Who are all you people? Why is this spiffy? Who uses the word spiffy nowadays? Go away. I have a delivery business to run. Get to work or I'll dock your pay
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(KOIN Portland)
 
 
 
I'm dreaming of a Trump Christmas, just like the ones I used to know. With hate letters from Christians, praying and wishing, Oregon senators jump into rivers down below
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Sun November 20, 2016
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
In from the not likely news files of the New York Times: Trump was "nervous and jolted" after meeting with Obama upon learning he actually got the job
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
It's not news, it's Facebook
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(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
It's not really news when a teenager gets killed for his tennis shoes, but it is when the teen is the grandson of a U.S. congressman
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(Info Wars)
 
 
 
Alex Jones decides to crack down on fake news on the internet. That's the joke
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(Metro)
 
 
 
The last remaining hospital in Aleppo was destroyed by air strikes
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(Oddity Central)
 
 
 
Medical community take note - Chinese farmer invents ingenious kidney stone-removing bed for his ailing wife
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Sat November 19, 2016
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
And in today's Incomprehensible News From Australia: "Daredevil speedboat hooners terrorise locals in a dangerous new social media craze called 'Tinny Bashing'" (w/ pics, video of tinny bashing)
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
The good news is the air ambulance aircraft arrived at the scene of the accident immediately
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Facebook announces a $6 billion stock buyback, the first buyback in their corporate history. Nothing to see here, move along, everything will be all right, just keep moving
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Want some good news about the incoming Trump administration? We might be going back to the Moon a lot sooner than originally planned
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Chevy Bolt named the Green Car of the Year. Which is great news for the five people who actually own one
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(KING 5 News)
 
 
 
Romero News Network discovers prescription drugs are cheaper in Canuckistan
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Fri November 18, 2016
(Fark)
 
 
 
No matter who you are. Not matter where you're from. This is for you. It's the Fark Weird News Quiz
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Mall Santa suspended after telling little girl Hillary's on his 'Naughty List', sleighs run best on glass ceilings
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(China Daily)
 
 
 
Xiaopang, educational robot displayed at Beijing tech fair, feels the rage and attacks visitor with broken glass, requiring stitches. In other news, the rise of the machines has begun, but is being tagged as accidental to avoid widespread panic
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(Snopes)
 
 
 
The problem isn't "fake" news, it's the media trying to pass off crap as news. I think there's a website about that somewhere
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(Heat Street)
 
 
 
Media that couldn't embed too many Jon Stewart, John Oliver, etc DESTROYING, EVISCERATING, and ANNIHILATING Republicans videos, suddenly worried about "fake news"
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(WorldNetDaily)
 
 
 
The woman that put Breitbart, Red State, and WND on a list of "fake news" sites looks exactly like you'd expect, and has the liberal arts college professorship to match
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(UPI)
 
 
 
ATM keypads are full of bacteria from human skin, food and household surfaces. Which is bad news for the three people who still have enough money in their bank account to even be able to use an ATM
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(Media Matters)
 
 
 
Fox News assures viewers a Muslim Registry would be Constiutional
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Thu November 17, 2016
(Vox)
 
 
 
Fake news outperforms real news. News Directors everywhere stroking their beards in a super-villiany fashion
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Writer at Lena Dunham's newsletter decides to drink every last bit of the Clinton Kool-Aid that's been sitting around since last week
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Interview with one of the top shared fake news writers on Facebook: "Trump's followers don't fact-check anything - they'll post everything, believe anything"
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Finally realizing that Republicans' first instinct is to kill anything Democrats like, Democrats consider championing Trump's ideas. In other news, popcorn futures about to soar to historic levels
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Donald Trump supporters threaten to boycott Pepsi over a fake news story they fell for hook, line, and sinker
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(WTVR)
 
 
 
Teen surprised by Captain America goes out like Captain Marvel
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(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
Police in Texas are turning on their sirens and pulling people over so they can give them free Thanksgiving turkeys. And if they just so happen to smell alcohol or pot during these friendly little stops, so be it
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Wed November 16, 2016
(WLOS 13 Asheville)
 
 
 
Party Rock Fire rages on mostly uncontained in western North Carolina, where residents are not having a good time
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Forty-eight hours spent in the trenches of Facebook's fake news aggregators
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(Q13 Fox)
 
 
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