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447 headlines found matching 'news'
Thu August 27, 2015
Source     Fark Headline Comments
(Mercury News)
 
 
 
San Francisco 49ers player charged... you know, 49ers fans have had enough bad news for an offseason. Let's just say, 49ers player charged $100 worth of kittens to his credit card
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(30)
 
(DFW Star-Telegram)
 
 
 
People are outraged by the NY Daily News' front-page showing the VA reporter being shot. Tag is for the NY Daily News (warning: link contains Not safe for work shooting pic)
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(188)
 
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
If you have a semi-automatic rifle on this week's shopping list at Walmart, I have some disappointing news
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(175)
 


Wed August 26, 2015
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Due to unfortunate similarities to the on-air murders of members of the WDBJ news crew, the season finale of Mr. Robot has been pushed back a week. At least that gives those of you who haven't been watching a week to catch up on the best show on TV
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(111)
 
(Bangor Daily News)
 
 
 
Torn from the Front Page of the Bangor Daily News: Harbor Seal Photobombs Milky Way Galaxy
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(32)
 
(WDBJ 7 Roanoke)
 
 
 
Man who murdered news crew members live on the air has shot himself, is currently in critical condition. UPDATE: shooter has died
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(1411)
 
(Comic Book)
 
 
 
The Inhuman known as Lash is coming to Agents of SHIELD, and other third season news
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(49)
 


Tue August 25, 2015
(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Good news, Michigan: Wayne County's credit rating has just been upgraded to 'junk bond'
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(25)
 
(Route 66 News)
 
 
 
Not news: Pothole in road. Fark: Road in pothole. Bonus: Not Florida. Double bonus: Route 66
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(9)
 
(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
Although the massive wildfire in Washington is ravaging the landscape, the good news is that it's giving Montana, North and South Dakota, Minnesota, and Wisconsin some killer sunsets
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(39)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Donald Trump responds to Megyn Kelly's return to Fox News as only he can, saying she "needs to take another unscheduled eleven day vacation"
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(201)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
Finally, a definitive ranking of the best and worst series finales OF ALL TIME. I've got some Bad News for you Dexter and Firefly fans out there. Not you, though, Breaking Bad fans, you're cool
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(171)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Not news: Pothole in Detroit road. Kinda news: It's huge, and has been there for years. Fark: Neighbors turn it into a fishing hole
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(30)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
The stock market crash is great news for Walmart
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(44)
 


Mon August 24, 2015
(Discovery)
 
 
 
A new species of Titi monkey has been discovered. In other news, "titi monkeys' are a thing
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(25)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Good news and bad news, Hillary supporters. Good news: She's not, in fact, the first government official to store secret intelligence on her home computers. Bad news: The other guy was former CIA Director John Deutch, who needed a presidential pardon
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(225)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Fark NotNewsletter: Hypocrites, schadenfreude and fahrvergnügen
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(11)
 
(Common Dreams)
 
 
 
Bad news: Republicans might end up electing a fascist as President. Good news: Trump is only a Mussolini, not a Hitler
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(252)
 


Sun August 23, 2015
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Not News: Fox News hosts go ballistic over a flag ban. Fark: All the flags. Ultra WTFark: Because it's yet another attempt at suppressing patriotism
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(191)
 
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
"Suddenly the online news business is red-hot. Money is flowing into digital news ventures at an unprecedented pace as investors anticipate an accelerating shift away from traditional media." This is good news. For Drew
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(19)
 
(Times of Israel)
 
 
 
Israel declares that Heinz no longer qualifies as ketchup. Company reacts slowly to the news
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(71)
 
(SanDiego UnionTribune)
 
 
 
And because it's a slow news weekend the San Diego Union-Tribune is asking the hard hitting questions, such as 'Would you give spare change to a Raiders fan?'
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(19)
 


Sat August 22, 2015
(CNN)
 
 
 
BREAKING NEWS: CNN reports Charles Barkley is leaning toward supporting John Kasich for President. THIS IS CNN
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(25)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
Not news: cycling. Still not news: cycling with a GoPro on your helmet. Sorta news: cycling in Bosnia with a GoPro on your helmet. Fark: cycling in Bosnia with a GoPro on your helmet down the decaying bobsled track from the 1984 Olympics
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(20)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
Federal judge orders release of detained immigrant children, mothers. GOP places entire party on emergency alert, Fox News orders all anchors and reporters into the studio immediately, national threat level set at DerpCon 2
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(76)
 
(Buffalo News)
 
 
 
After six years, U.S. factories still haven't recovered from the 2009 recession. In other news, there are still factories in the U.S
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(24)
 


Fri August 21, 2015
(MSN)
 
NewsFlash
 
On a train bound for France, two Americans stopped a man that opened fire on passengers. NewsFlash tag beats out Murica tag by a micrometer
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(451)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Today in NASA news: "There is no threat from an asteroid impact on Earth next month." News headlines in October:
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(22)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Fox News special to focus on Obama's failed response to Hurricane Katrina, 10 years later
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(82)
 
(E! Online)
 
 
 
Supercut of news anchors forced to say "Deez Nuts" while reporting on the top-polling candidate
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(77)
 
(Popular Science)
 
 
 
Not news: Using a booster seat. News: For a Saturn 1B rocket
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(8)
 


Thu August 20, 2015
(BBC)
 
 
 
Thousands of Liverpudlians are expected on the streets today, because they've got out of bed to claim benefits. In other news, Cilla Black is being buried
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(14)
 


Tue August 18, 2015
(Fark)
 
 
 
Fark NotNewsletter: It's made of people
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(13)
 


Mon August 17, 2015
(Examiner)
 
 
 
The bad news is that the birther movement has descended on Rubio, Jindal and Cruz. The good news is that a Republican not named Trump is saying the worst bigoted drivel of the week
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(188)
 


Sun August 16, 2015
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Want to eat a Paleo Diet just like your hominin ancestors did? Start by eating some carbs. In unrelated news Homo erectus did not eat what some bozo on cable TV claimed Australopithecus sediba ate
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(84)
 


Sat August 15, 2015
(Entertainment.ie)
 
 
 
Not News: Airport security confiscates a gun, claiming it poses a security risk. News: From a toddler. Fark: It was a toy 'Minion Fart Gun'
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(109)
 
(Salon)
 
 
 
August 14th, 2015: Elizabeth Hasselbeck begins preemptively waging The War on The War on Christmas. Thanks, Fox News
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(132)
 
(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
News: Regatta draws thousands of people each year to the Todd River in Australia. Fark: the river has no water
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(12)
 


Fri August 14, 2015
(Fark)
 
 
 
It's all the things you like about Friday: payday, end of the week, and seeing how many Fark stories you can remember. It's the Fark Weird News Quiz
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(13)
 
(NBC News)
 
 
 
News: Chris Christie vetoes transgender protection bill. Not news: he was a dick about it
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(121)
 
(New Zealand Herald)
 
 
 
"We interrupt this live news report... for a robbery in progress"
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(20)
 


Thu August 13, 2015
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Greek economy grows in Q2 on news of tourist, item bought
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(10)
 
(Quartz)
 
 
 
"To fix the US prison system, give every inmate the daily newspaper"
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(63)
 
(Realty Today)
 
 
 
Only 10% of San Francisco residents can afford to buy a house. The good news is that the other 90% have already been prequalified for foreclosure
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(42)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Malaysia news agency: MH370 is 'intact on the ocean floor'
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(88)
 


Wed August 12, 2015
(CNSNews)
 
 
 
Good news everyone: The Federal debt has remained the same amount at $18,112,975,000,000 for 150 days straight. IT'S A MIRACLE
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(42)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Psssst.. this is newsworthy: Republicans take money from fat cat donors with fossil fuel ties in the fight against climate change.. Yes the fainting couch is over here
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(51)
 
(MotorTorque)
 
 
 
News: Elderly man drives his car into a lake. Fark: Sits and smokes pipe while waiting to be rescued
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(21)
 
(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Newsweek: You know what, we need to generate clicks, so let's call the POW-MIA flag racist
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(176)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
The number of uninsured has dropped by 15 million since 2013, says news source who used the H3 government manipulated number instead of the obviously truthful H6 number
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(65)
 


Tue August 11, 2015
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Do you live in Florida, Iowa, Wisconsin, Minnesota, or North Dakota? Good news. No earthquakes for you, like ever
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(52)
 
(Portland Press Herald)
 
 
 
In Maine, the war on drugs could become a war on drugs. In other news, Maine has drugs
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(97)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
In breaking news from a little house on the Michigan prairie, Melissa Gilbert announces her candidacy for a congressional seat
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(30)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
Good news, everybody. The Oath Keepers have arrived in Ferguson. We're all good now
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(447)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Bristol Palin: "I agree with Donald Trump. Fox News President Roger Ailes said he hired my mom 'because she was hot and got ratings.' Chris Wallace said he hoped she'd sit in his lap"
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(156)
 


Mon August 10, 2015
(Fark)
 
 
 
Fark NotNewsletter: A classy NotNewsletter for non-losers
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(23)
 
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Not news: TV anchor says what 99.9% of news viewers have wanted to say for years. Fark: On live news broadcast. And walks off the set
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(172)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Drunken Australian tourist hijacks minibus and goes on two-hour joy ride through Hong Kong before crashing it into newsstand. Best. Vacation. EVAR (oics)
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(27)
 


Sun August 09, 2015
(AgriLife Today)
 
 
 
Giant webs of nope nope nope taking over Dallas. In related news, the spiders are now working together. RUN FOR YOUR LIVES
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(63)
 


Sat August 08, 2015
(Popular Science)
 
 
 
Researchers have found a way to erase memories of meth in mice. In related news, research mice continue to get all the really good drugs
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(9)
 
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Not News: A man had his car repossessed. Kinda News: As he was at Walmart. Karma: As he was stealing from the electronics department
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(23)
 


Fri August 07, 2015
(Fark)
 
 
 
School's almost back, so you may as well get used to a test you don't mind taking. It's the Fark Weird News Quiz, brought to you this week by our primary sponsor: Beer, and lots of it
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(30)
 
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
In related news, plaintiff has retained the services of Sandor Clegane, Esq
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(40)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
College textbooks have risen 1,041% since 1977. The good news is that it's only about half the increase over the same time in tuition
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(34)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
So who won last night's GOP debate? Well, duh...Fox News, of course
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(85)
 
(WTVR)
 
 
 
Jon Stewart's Daily Show set headed to the Newseum where, coincidentally enough, it will be cleaned by janitor Craig Kilborn
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(37)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Caitlyn Jenner posts first official selfie. Honestly, the "NEWSFLASH" tag just wasn't enough for this momentous occasion
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(86)
 


Thu August 06, 2015
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Get your booze ready as nine conservative warriors battle a hairdo to save the soul of America . It's the GOP debate discussion thread. Watch it on Fox News at 9 PM ET
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(1836)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Good news, Windows 10 users too stupid to select appropriate privacy options during the setup of your system. Now there's an app that presents those same privacy options you ignored the first time
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(79)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
White supremacist blows off his leg while making homemade bombs. In related news, local officials predict drop in curbstomping assaults
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(149)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
Study names two new whale-eating deep-sea shrimp species. In other news, apparently there are shrimp who feed on whales. Whoa
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(28)
 
(CNBC)
 
 
 
If you got Fitbit at the IPO for $20 or $30 at the opening in May, don't let the news whores get you to sell
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(8)
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
Fox News doesn't control the GOP. No matter how much liberals think it does
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(147)
 


Wed August 05, 2015
(Matador Network)
 
 
 
Good news, America. You're no longer the most obnoxious traveler
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(124)
 
(Den Of Geek)
 
 
 
The good news is, Doctor Who has already been renewed for a 10th season. The bad news is that it won't happen in 2016, because Steven Moffat has better things to do
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(95)
 
(The Local)
 
 
 
If you've been waiting on your delivery of twenty tons of mayonnaise, I have some bad news for you. Also, you're gross
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(30)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
Jon Stewart pioneered The Daily Show to mock the media; the media nevertheless fell in love with what eventually became the only unvarnished news program in the world where no side of the political spectrum was safe
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(203)
 
(EuroNews)
 
 
 
Must be Oslo news day
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(12)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Good news; the cops who lied on their report about the DuBose murder will not be charged, because a report is not a sworn statement by an officer and they changed their story when questioned by a jury
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(164)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Headliners for the Fox News Barnum and Bailey GOP Debate officially released - Kasich and Huckabee squeeze into the car along with Ringmaster Trump. Jindal, Perry, and Graham heading to the midway to determine who sits at the head of the kiddie table
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(65)
 


Tue August 04, 2015
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Toyota's Q1 profit up 10% on news nothing was recalled this morning
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(4)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Fark NotNewsletter: The week we found a new reason to hate dentists
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(45)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Fox News anchor Chris Wallace has some "doozies" planned for the Republican debate, including gotchas like "Which one of you loves America more," "Will you allow Obamacare to bankrupt America," and "How many Democrats could you beat in a fight?"
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(217)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
News: Sears will have a quarterly profit of $155-$200 million. Really News: Its first profitable quarter since 2012. Smart News: The profit is coming from selling off stores. Facepalm: They sold the stores to themselves
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(39)
 


Mon August 03, 2015
(Bangor Daily News)
 
 
 
Ripped from the 6th or 7th page, right after the story about that cow, of The Bangor Daily News, "Welcome to Maine, nobody cares if you're buying Zig-Zags" (82)
 
(NBC San Diego)
 
 
 
9-year-old bat boy dies after being struck in the head by a bat. In related news, there is a baseball team called the Liberal Bee Jays
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(131)
 


Sun August 02, 2015
(CTV News)
 
 
 
Students aim to design puck for blind hockey players. In other news, there are blind hockey players
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(25)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Average American family pays $231 a year renting cable TV boxes. Mostly because they feel it's important to watch the financial news channels to find ways to quit wasting all their money
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(92)
 


Sat August 01, 2015
(WHEC Rochester)
 
 
 
Not really news: Stealing from the elderly. Fark: The unholy spawn of Jar Jar Binks and a snapping turtle steals money from the elderly
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(35)
 
(KIRO TV)
 
 
 
Not news: Downtown traffic gridlock due to an accident. WTF: Accident is in another town ten miles away
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(25)
 
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Days after Cecil the lion was killed, news outlet posts picture of Queen Elizabeth and Prince Phillip posing with dead tiger 50 years ago. Pfft. It would have been dead by now anyway, so no harm done
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(35)
 
(The Hill)
 
 
 
So, Fox News, exactly which polls will you be using to decide who gets on the stage for the GOP debate, and who exactly at the network is making the final decision? ** crickets ** crickets ** crickets **
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(86)
 
(KOMU Columbia)
 
 
 
How video rental stores are dealing with digital competition. In other news video rental stores still exist
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(26)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
The good news for the Google car is that the automatic elevator was able to replace elevators that required a human operator. The bad news is that it took 50 years
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(88)
 


Fri July 31, 2015
(Fark)
 
 
 
Come from your houseboats, your jet skis, your poolsides and your waterslides: It's the Fark Weird News Quiz. Come for the girls in bikinis, stay for whatever could be better than girls in bikinis
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(37)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
New Hampshire focus group is smitten, SMITTEN, with The Donald. "He's like one of us." In other news, bankruptcy is outlandishly high in New Hampshire
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(92)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Newspaper newsroom jobs have fallen to their lowest level since 1978, according to a report recently circulated on Twitter, Facebook and Instagram
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(9)
 


Thu July 30, 2015
(Vox)
 
 
 
Look at Renaissance art to understand why you're eating the watermelons you eat today... I know, slow news day
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(76)
 
(Nola.com)
 
 
 
15 percent of Americans still do not go online, says newspaper hoping to sell them subscriptions
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(68)
 
(The Wrap)
 
 
 
A Sacramento news crew told a young actress off live on the air
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(98)
 


Wed July 29, 2015
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Not news: MLB player is traded. Still not news: He's told during the game. Fark: Team leaves him in the game, camera captures him crying
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(82)
 


Tue July 28, 2015
(io9)
 
 
 
Sixty-three years ago the Melbourne Argus became the first newspaper to print in full color. For our younger Farkers: A "newspaper" is a serial publication containing news printed on relatively inexpensive, low-grade paper
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(19)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Not News: Wyoming, Montana, and Idaho get a couple inches of snow. Fark: In July
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(70)
 


Mon July 27, 2015
(Salon)
 
 
 
Fox News' Elisabeth Hasselbeck feels officer was justified in arresting Sandra Bland because she could've used her cigarette to attack him
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(190)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
A 1990 news report on these Nintendo video games sweeping the nation that features hard-hitting questions like, why do people like Nintendo games. Watch footage of your favorite NES games, stay for the big blond hair mullet
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(12)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Fark NotNewsletter: Today we celebrate the anniversary of a momentous event
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(44)
 
(The Local)
 
 
 
Forecasters predict a sighting of the sun in Sweden. Apparently this is rare enough to be news there
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(21)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Search for the bodies of 43 missing students has been a case of good news/bad news. Bad news: They haven't found any of the missing students yet. Good news: They've found at least 129 other missing people, in 60 unmarked graves
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(64)
 


Sun July 26, 2015
(The Windsor Star)
 
 
 
One of North America's oldest distilleries is having a Job Fair. In other news, Fark.com announces its entire staff has resigned en masse
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(16)
 
(Tech Dirt)
 
 
 
Mississippi Attorney General Jim Hood and the MPAA planned a major smear campaign against Google including "fake anti-Google research," bogus stories in the news media, and if that wasn't enough, filing subpoenas with no legitimate investigative purpose
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(71)
 


Sat July 25, 2015
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
News: Man steals a police cruiser. Fark: While in custody and handcuffed
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(26)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Second Suez Canal set to open soon. In other news, someone built a second Suez Canal
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(28)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
Family buys tempered glass table ... that shatters spontaneously in the middle of the night. This is national news in Canada
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(80)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Donald Trump bans Iowa's largest newspaper from attending his events, all because they called him a moron and demanded he quit the race over his racist remarks
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(69)
 
(Mental Floss)
 
 
 
Here are 10 things we will see in 10 years, and good news for you people who were wondering who the Mona Lisa was
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(61)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
Good news everyone: Almonds have adapted to be pre-salted for the American palate
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(107)
 


Fri July 24, 2015
(Fark)
 
 
 
Welcome back to the Fark Weird News Quiz. Now with bacon. And beer
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(25)
 
(YouTube)
 
Video
 
Today's best hijack of a live TV news broadcast is brought to you by Sky News
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(9)
 
(Hartford Courant)
 
 
 
Shocking news: Man hospitalized
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(21)
 
(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
Have too many quarterbacks? Just convince a two-time conference offensive player of the year to switch to H-back. In other news, if Urban Myer starts talking to you about spaceships and comets, run
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(32)
 
(Hill Now)
 
 
 
Not news: being robbed in the city. Fark: suspect is a bare chested 50-year old man wielding a toy bat
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(18)
 


Thu July 23, 2015
(WTOP)
 
 
 
Good news, workers: The 8-hour, 9-5 workday is about to be completely extinct, which means you'll finally be free to become even more productive across 9,10, 11 hour days -- hell, as many hours as your boss needs
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(148)
 
(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Not news: neighbors ask you to turn the music down. Fark: neighbor is Canada
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(34)
 


Wed July 22, 2015
(The Week)
 
 
 
The Onion accidentally breaks a real news story
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(48)
 
(WTKR)
 
 
 
School Board member arrested for stealing over $200K from elderly woman who lives in trailer park he manages. In other news a trailer park resident had over $200,000
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(26)
 


Tue July 21, 2015
(Fox 59)
 
 
 
Indiana Gaming Commission cracks down on seedy underground euchre tournament going on at nursing home. In other news, there is an Indiana Gaming Commission and they don't have much to do
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(65)
 
(CBS San Francisco)
 
 
 
Have you ever been listening to iTunes and wondered, "What is the quality of my sperm?" Well, we have some good news for you
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(13)
 
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
MLB News Quiz (First Half): Can you ace these 10 difficult questions about the MLB season so far? Or have you slept from April to June?
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(28)
 


Mon July 20, 2015
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Tonight, PBS unveils a new set for the NewsHour, one that will finally bring an end to the raucous shenanigans and in-studio anarchy of Gwen Ifil and Judy Woodruff sitting unseparated at the same desk. I'M STILL NOT TOUCHING YOU
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(23)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Fark NotNewsletter: Now featuring Snew
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(38)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
FoxNews, ever the incubator of novel ideas for solving the big problems of the day, offers an approach to reduce shark bites worldwide: Kill all the sharks
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(130)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Good news, taxpayers: there's going to be even less competition for defense contracts now
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(37)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Good news everyone: Beijing's overcrowding issue of 21.52 million residents has been solved. The solution? Make it a colossal enormous gigantic astronomic vast mega supercity of 130 million
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(249)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Good news, hipsters - there's still one bit of Times Square that's as seedy as it was in its '70s glory days, complete with stabbings, junkies and unspeakable goings-on in the restrooms. And it's McDonald's
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(86)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Felonious six-foot-tall mice, breaking George HW Bush news, and Nixon's last meal: a few of Fark's favorite Headlines of the Week for 7/12 - 7/18
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(7)
 


Sun July 19, 2015
(FOX6Now)
 
 
 
Sudden gusts of wind at hot air balloon festival cause mass mayhem. In related news: You may want to think twice about using a pickup truck to tether your balloon. With scary videos
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(50)
 
(Vice)
 
 
 
Good news: For the first time in 12 years, spam made up less than 50 percent of all email. Bad news: Rise in malware attacks continue to hold consumers ransom
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(21)
 


Sat July 18, 2015
(Outside Online)
 
 
 
News: Scott Jurek finishes Appalachian Trail in record time. Not News: Celebrates at MT. Katahdin with champagne, Fark: Is given several summons by park rangers. Tag is for Jurek
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(35)
 
(Salon)
 
 
 
Bad news, college students: Your instant ramen noodles are a massive threat to the environment
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(45)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
In today's Donald Trump news, The Donald slams and shames John McCain ... for allowing the Viet Cong to take him as a POW
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(452)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
The Sun newspaper sparks a furor in Britain by releasing decades-old footage of Queen Elizabeth II giving a Nazi salute
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(134)
 


Fri July 17, 2015
(Fark)
 
 
 
On this relaxing day at the end of the week, it's time for a little fun. It's the Fark Weird News Quiz
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(19)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Somewhat news: Man sentenced to 30 years in prison for killing his father. FARK: With an atomic wedgie
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(47)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
Not news: Canadian journalist urges support for Iran nuclear deal and closer diplomatic ties. Fark: The same journalist whose 4-month ordeal at the hands of Iranian torturers inspired Rosewater
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(24)
 
(Bangor Daily News)
 
 
 
Torn from the Front Page of the Bangor Daily News: Bald eagle drops eel on man's windshield
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(34)
 
(Daily Kos)
 
 
 
Hillary Clinton is leading all GOP candidates by a larger percentage than any Democrat has achieved since 1964. This is bad news. For Hillary
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(151)
 


Thu July 16, 2015
(UPI)
 
 
 
Spanish mayor institutes daily nap time for entire city. In related news, you're stuck at your desk again working through lunch
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(25)
 
(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Nine-year-old boy discovers new species of box jellyfish in Australia. The real news is that it won't kill you. Probably
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(26)
 
(Bellingcat)
 
 
 
In related news, Brazil has an aircraft carrier. Barely
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(68)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
In today's news shocking absolutely no one, central bank rate cut unlikely to be passed on to consumers
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(42)
 


Wed July 15, 2015
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
In today's "cool but kinda creepy" news, CO police manage to track a fugitive mother who absconded with her kids ahead of a custody hearing, by tracking activity on her Spotify and streaming video service accounts
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(23)
 
(Search Engine Land)
 
 
 
Not News: Company hiring SEO manager to boost Google rankings. Fark: Google hiring SEO manager to boost Google rankings
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(10)
 
(Rocketnews 24)
 
 
 
BREAKING NEWS: Pikachu has been kidnapped
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(10)
 
(ABC 15)
 
 
 
Not news: Sen. John McCain is getting competition in the primaries next year. Fark: from a racist sympathizer who believes commercial aircraft are spraying chemtrails
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(42)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Donald Trump is TEARING FOX NEWS APART
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(98)
 
(PennLive)
 
 
 
So how can Whoopi Goldberg get into the news nowadays? By saying she is not supporting Bill Cosby anymore
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(49)
 


Tue July 14, 2015
(PetaPixel)
 
 
 
Newspaper gets around strict Foo Fighters concert photo policy by sending a cartoonist
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(31)
 
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Beer sommelier says beer is better with food than wine, and should be served in a champagne flute or brandy snifter rather than a traditional pint glass. In other news there are now beer sommeliers
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(46)
 
(RealClearPolitics)
 
 
 
Lindsey Graham attacks Fox News and the Republican National Committee for their lack of a pro-choice debate agenda
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(82)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Not news: Celebrity faces online OUTRAGE. Fark: Bacon shaming
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(43)
 


Mon July 13, 2015
(Fark)
 
 
 
Fark NotNewsletter: We're nerds, but we have our own beer
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(17)
 
(NC Register)
 
 
 
Catholic newspaper suggests the U.S. may need a nationwide exorcism. Followers will know if one has been successful when Donald Trump pulls out of the presidential race
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(74)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
The good news is that he didn't fall very far
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(25)
 
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Group urging for the removal of a Confederate monument in Seattle. In other news, there's a Confederate monument in Seattle
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(123)
 


Sun July 12, 2015
(University of Florida)
 
 
 
And the latest global warming news that everyone will find a way to completely ignore: sea level rise of 20 feet or more
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(166)
 
(Chron)
 
 
 
News: Rockets star Dwight Howard goes to Comic Con. Farkin Awesome: Dressed as Predator (with pics)
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(17)
 
(Vox)
 
 
 
Obama is going to prison. Mission Accomplished, Fox News
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(37)
 


Sat July 11, 2015
(NPR)
 
 
 
Bernie Sanders is surging in the polls, which is great news for... Hillary Clinton?
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(153)
 
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Bad news: You're down 6-1 to the Tigers. Good news: You come back and win. WTFark: By scoring seven runs when you're down to your last batter in the ninth inning
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(22)
 
(ABC 27)
 
 
 
After reading this, you won't think sunburn tattoos are so cool. In other news, there is a such thing as a sunburn tattoo
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(41)
 


Fri July 10, 2015
(Fark)
 
 
 
It's Friday and you're celebrating with all your fingers left over from last weekend. Must be time for the Fark Weird News Quiz. If you find it too hard after four hours, please contact your doctor
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(31)
 
(Scary Mommy)
 
 
 
Concerned parents around the nation are asking the question: Is the new McDonald's Happy Meal Minion toy using the F-word? In other news, concerned parents around the nation are f-ing idiots
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(91)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
New music albums will now release on Fridays instead of Tuesdays. In other news, buggy whips will now be available only in black; typewriters to eliminate the 'q' key
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(55)
 
(Mercury News)
 
 
 
Good news, California: A massive El Nino event is in bloom and should break the drought. Bad news: You're gonna need a bigger boat
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(171)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
The Donald gets fed up with GOP/Fox News and threatens to run as an Independent, because we all know how it turned out the last time a Bush had to run against a Clinton and a wealthy third party conservative alternative. LET ME FINISH
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(218)
 


Thu July 09, 2015
(WYFF 4 Greenville)
 
 
 
Not news: Woman not wearing life vest dies after falling out of ski boat. News: Onto the street where it was being towed
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(41)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
Martin O'Malley (D-'oh) gets fooled by satirical news site, and the results are as bland and uninteresting as his candidacy
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(24)
 
(ITV)
 
 
 
And in the latest Ashes news, England bowled out for 430 in first innings, whatever the hell that means
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(14)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
In other news, FIFA has an ethics committee
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(15)
 
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
News: Adam Schefter reports that Jason Pierre-Paul had a finger amputated. FARK: Adam Schefter violated federal law by telling us that JPP had his finger amputated
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(123)
 


Wed July 08, 2015
(The Chronicle-Telegram)
 
 
 
Not news: Trial delayed. OMGWTFKILLITWITHFIRE: Trial delayed because prospective juror has bedbugs
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(23)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
And in today's Wimbledon news, Novak Djokovic unleashes his temper at the: A) chair umpire. B) line judge. or C) ball girl
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(25)
 
(YouTube)
 
Video
 
Not news: Man does a front flip. News: Over his house
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(11)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Rosie Perez is leaving The View. In other news, Rosie Perez has apparently been on The View
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(32)
 


Tue July 07, 2015
(Inquisitr)
 
 
 
You know that Tinder profile with the pic of a celebrity? The one that keeps sending you pictures of his penis? Well, Tinder has some good news for you
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(30)
 
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Big 'The Simpsons' news. And it's exceeeeellent
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(84)
 
(The Korea Times (US))
 
 
 
Best Korea asks for aid in midst of drought. Also in midst of testing biological weapons on its civilians. In unrelated news, a picture of Kim Jong Un letting his generals know who dealt the most recent biological weapon
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(85)
 
(Digital Spy UK)
 
 
 
Expect to see 'floating' videos on your Facebook News Feed soon
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(24)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Fark NotNewsletter: Something new on Fark mobile. Will you get over it?
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(67)
 


Mon July 06, 2015
(Wall Street Journal)
 
 
 
Auto-playing video ads may finally die, at least on Facebook, as advertisers refuse to pay for ads that users don't start playing. In related news, one ad agency controls $105 billion worth of ad spending
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(49)
 
(Breaking News (Ireland))
 
 
 
Even publishers of print newspapers are getting rid of legacy paywalls
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(7)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Not news: Man finds old video game console in his attic. Fark: It's a "Nintendo Playstation" - one of only 200 ever made
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(90)
 
(The Week UK)
 
 
 
"Extremophiles" may have been found on a comet, proving aliens are worse than Fox News could ever have imagined - an extraterrestrial crossover between religious extremists and pedophiles
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(88)
 


Sun July 05, 2015
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Have you heard the News? Huey Lewis is 65 today, and his career endures even now, all thanks to The Power of Love
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(18)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Australian news helicopter swoops in to warn surfers of an approaching great white shark, depriving the beast of a snack and upsetting the balance of nature
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(30)
 
(Rocketnews 24)
 
 
 
China's news reports on Japan's military technology, including subs, missiles, helicopters, gundams, destroyers, aircraft... wait, gundams?
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(48)
 
(IT Business Edge)
 
 
 
Good news: In the first 3 months of this year, over 440,000 new apps were released for Android. Fark: That's only counting the malware
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(30)
 


Sat July 04, 2015
(Newsarama)
 
 
 
Newsarama: "Star Trek's Wil Wheaton and Fark.com's Drew Curtis debut their new w00tstout beer at Stone Brewing's World Bistro"
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(6)
 
(TVNZ (New Zealand))
 
 
 
Scientist claims he's found a cure for aging and has developed a drug so "we could all end up looking and feeling 24 years old again," and live to be at least 150. In other news, the retirement age has just been changed to 135
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(59)
 
(AL.com)
 
 
 
While keeping a robbery suspect in a headlock while waiting for police to arrive, an off-duty news reporter gets asked by a bystander if she's seen him on TV. "Yeah, Channel 48 News, we investigate"
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(57)
 
(Pacific Standard Magazine)
 
 
 
How oddball items came to dominate the news business, and became normal in the process - including a reference to Drew and Fark
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(57)
 
(National Park Service)
 
 
 
Tired of the sharks getting all the news, Yellowstone bison get their gore on. Again
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(54)
 


Fri July 03, 2015
(Fark)
 
 
 
On the eve of July 4, come take this week's Fark Weird News Quiz. While you still have all 10 fingers
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(10)
 
(Gawker)
 
 
 
NBC News warns of ISIS attacks in the U.S. during celebrations over the Fourth of July weekend on news that there is no specific, credible intelligence to indicate any threats. EVERYBODY PANIC
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(144)
 
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Two news crews from two separate news stations robbed while reporting on the same crime
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(68)
 
(Discover)
 
 
 
Today's Science News You Can Use™: "Is it easier to fart lying down or standing up?"
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(46)
 


Thu July 02, 2015
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Good news, everybody -- Sarah Palin has solved California's drought crisis. "They should just build more reservoirs"
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(253)
 
(NBC News)
 
 
 
One third of Americans, mostly white men over 55, own guns. In other news, a third of America is still white
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(292)
 
(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
DJ for kid parties arrested on sex charges. In other news, since when did kid parties start having DJs?
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(42)
 


Wed July 01, 2015
(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
So, if you're having trouble booking a flight to Delaware today, we've got some bad news for you
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(78)
 
(Alaska Dispatch News)
 
 
 
Anchorage's new Democratic mayor will first flex his political muscles by making sure the TVs in the City Hall lobby are all turned to CNN instead of Fox News
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(93)
 


Tue June 30, 2015
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Pretentious Englishmen of the 18th century visited hipster coffee shops with the equivalent of Ye Olde Macbookes. "Young law students would arrive at their coffee house, newspapers in hand, and saunter away their time, admiring one another's get-ups"
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(46)
 
(NBC Chicago)
 
 
 
The Saadest news possible comes to Blackhawks fans
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(52)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
If your summer plans included going to see the statue of Satan on the grounds of the Oklahoma capital building, I am afraid I have some bad news for you
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(62)
 
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Today in Harry Hamlin news...man, has Harry Hamlin ever been mentioned in a Fark headline? I'm sure Susan Dey has
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(37)
 


Mon June 29, 2015
(Fark)
 
 
 
Fark NotNewsletter: WTFark? WTFinished
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(63)
 
(Info Wars)
 
 
 
And now for 'It's not only not news but completely unhinged news' article of the day: U.S.citizens sign a petition to ban America's stars and stripes and replace it with a pyramid to "signify the new world order"
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(70)
 
(Optimal Human Modulation)
 
Video
 
If you woke up today thinking, "Man. I could really go for a video of an animated mouse voiced by a major news anchor promulgating a millennial old practice that's backed by science and is only 2 minutes long," well then. Prepare to be happy
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(23)
 


Sun June 28, 2015
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Great news if you're a vampire
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(9)
 
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
The good news is that more than a dozen research chimps involved in test to determine why people yawn will get to leave their lab and have a more leisurely life. The bad news is they're retiring to a zoo
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(17)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Confusing labels on sunscreen bottles "are putting Brits at risk of being burned." In other news, the sun made its yearly appearance in Britain
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(7)
 


Sat June 27, 2015
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Newspaper editor Tweets that his paper's op-ed policy, which forbids "racist, sexist, or anti-Semitic" letters, will be adding "homophobic" to the no-print list. Conservatives: RELEASE THE OUTRAGE
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(294)
 
(DW)
 
 
 
Cricket world body suspends USA. In related news, USA has a cricket team
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(17)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Fox News asks the question: Why are liberals attacking the Confederate flag but not attacking Stalin, Lenin, or Che? WHY? No, seriously, they asked that farking question
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(279)
 
(The Age (Melbourne))
 
 
 
Outspoken feminist columnist trolls TV news, gets trolled in response, re-trolls the trolls, and calls for legal justice. The Aristocrats
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(76)
 


Fri June 26, 2015
(New Zealand Herald)
 
 
 
And in news that will come as a shock to no one, Charlize Theron reportedly "won't talk" to Sean Penn after ending their reportedly volatile relationship
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(32)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
After a long, tiring week, the one thing that makes it all better is testing yourself against the best. No, not the 1975 Cincinnati Reds, I'm talking about the Fark Weird News Quiz
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(16)
 


Thu June 25, 2015
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Good News Everyone: Season 6 of GoT will reveal Jon Snow's parents, Freda and Benny Snow
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(62)
 
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Vin Diesel invites Helen Mirren to star in next Fast & Furious: "I love Helen Mirren. Get your act together, Helen. I love you." In related news, maybe Hollywood isn't TOTALLY out of ideas
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(28)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
In related news, Albania has marijuana villages
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(45)
 


Wed June 24, 2015
(Fox News)
 
 
 
A bit of good news, Confederates -- you've still got Crazy Cooter on your side
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(239)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
The Los Angeles Times thinks the Uber ruling is bad for "Californians looking for part-time, temporary or entrepreneurial work." Wait, isn't the newspaper delivered by independent contractors?
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(63)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Fox News: Wait a second, we can just ignore her
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(157)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Fox News asks the question: Now that liberals are living out their wet dream of "culturally cleansing" the South, what are Bo and Luke Duke are going to do with the General Lee?
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(386)
 
(KETV Omaha)
 
 
 
That sound you heard of nobody giving a flying fark was the news that Nickelback is canceling the rest of its summer tour
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(87)
 


Tue June 23, 2015
(Stitcher)
 
Audio
 
The Onion radio news presents: Joe Biden's All-Time Hottest Congressional Lays. Not safe for work, but oh, so worth it
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(13)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
Not news: two cops discussing blowjobs. Fark: Without realizing that the helicopter's loudspeaker was on, and all of Winnipeg could hear the conversation
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(80)
 
(Inquisitr)
 
 
 
It can be exciting when a 92-year-old woman discovers that she has a 50-year-old child that she never knew about. Until the doctors tell her the bad news part of it
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(69)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Walmart announces it will stop carrying Confederate flag merchandise. In other news, Walmart was still selling Confederate flag merchandise
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(212)
 


Mon June 22, 2015
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Today's Headline brought to you by Mad-Libs is "Fox News Host Hits West Point Drummer With Axe In Lumberjack Battle"
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(38)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Fark NotNewsletter: Surely you can't be serious
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(7)
 
(Chevrolet)
 
 
 
Not news : Chevy press release. Fark : it's an emoji
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(27)
 
(The Stack)
 
 
 
In other news, the U.S. military are developing HOVERBIKES
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(44)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Remember the man who claimed KFC served him a fried rat? Well, we've got good news and bad news
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(43)
 


Sun June 21, 2015
(CNN)
 
 
 
If you lost your dog in Egypt 4,000 years ago, the good news is they found it
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(23)
 
(Salt Lake Tribune)
 
 
 
Utah minor league team cancels "Caucasian Heritage Night" in wake of Charleston shootings. In unrelated news, Utah minor league team was planning on celebrating "Caucasian Heritage Night"
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(181)
 
(Engadget)
 
 
 
Confident that those anonymous comments you made on some news article won't come back and bite? Yeah, about that
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(110)
 


Sat June 20, 2015
(Gawker)
 
 
 
Welp, this should put to rest any doubts as to the motive for Dylann Roof's murderous rampage. Are you listening, Fox News? Hello? Hello?
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(536)
 
(Wimp)
 
 
 
Professional jump roper shows off her bounce... I mean skills... In other news, there are professional jump ropers
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(22)
 
(Stabroek News)
 
 
 
News: Cuba to start offering WiFi, and will cut internet access prices. Fark To $2.00 per hour. Executives at AT&T, Verizon, Comcast and Time Warner nod approvingly
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(16)
 


Fri June 19, 2015
(Fark)
 
 
 
Get ready, it's time for the Fark Weird News Quiz. I'd tell you to take off your pants first, but I know you better than that
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(36)
 
(9 to 5 Mac)
 
 
 
Bad news Apple fanjoys, your brand new uber expensive Apple Watch, it's obsolete. Yes, already
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(180)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
"Chinese stocks see worst weekly fall since 2008." Kinda like saying "Apple shares retreated this morning on news sales did not decimate estimates before recovering at lunch"
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(17)
 


Thu June 18, 2015
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Probably not the best day to put a gun advert on the front page of a Charleston newspaper. Just sayin'
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(225)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
Good news: Charlize Theron is back on the market. Bad news: So is Sean Penn
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(38)
 
(The Business Journals)
 
 
 
Tesla predicts seeing 1 million of their cars on the road by 2020. In other news, Chrysler would just like to see any of their 2018 cars still on the road in 2020
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(125)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Brian Williams will be staying with NBC, but no longer on the nightly news, considering a move to BSNBC
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(52)
 


Wed June 17, 2015
(Guardian)
 
 
 
News: Premier league team fires three players over "racist orgy" sex tape. Awkward. One of them is the manager's son
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(24)
 
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Congressman writes bill to create a new government funded "Freedom News Network." The fact that a "personal friend" and donor already has such a network is purely coincidental
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(54)
 
(Salon)
 
 
 
According to Fox News' Greg Gutfeld, the "most dangerous person on the planet" isn't Kim Jong Un or Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi, it's... wait for it... Pope Francis
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(179)
 


Tue June 16, 2015
(Comic Book)
 
 
 
Good news, Neil Gaiman's American Gods TV series has been greenlit. Bad news, you'll have to subscribe to "Starz". Yes, with a "z"
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(53)
 
(Ocean 98)
 
Audio
 
Drew discusses the latest FARK news live on Ocean98 (Ocean City, Maryland) radio. Click on 6/16 Rude Awakening show, skip ahead to 40:40
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(0)
 
(Cryptozoology News)
 
 
 
Newspaper delivery man captures video of a streetlight in a cemetery in Sarasota: "It looked like a bald person, sitting on a porch with some kind of a light" (w/video)
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(28)
 


Mon June 15, 2015
(LiveLeak)
 
 
 
News: Man smuggles package into prison. Fark: On live TV
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(15)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Fark NotNewsletter: What tastes better than kale?
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(54)
 
(WTOP)
 
 
 
The Washington D.C. traffic system is vulnerable to hackers, who could theoretically cause congestion that brings the entire region to a standstill. In other news, it now appears that the Washington D.C. traffic system got hacked a decade or so ago
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(58)
 


Sun June 14, 2015
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Breaking news: Law enforcement gives athletes a free pass. Also, water wet, sky blue, Drew drunk
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(21)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Liberal attack dog Chris Wallace of Fox News repeatedly attempts to get Paul Ryan (R-WI) to explain what the GOP's alternative to Obamacare is, should ACA subsidies be stripped by the Supreme Court. Doublespeakilarity ensues
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(178)
 
(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
Not news: Rick Ross arrested for marijuana possession. Fark: When he finally made bond he bonded out some "real" folks he met while in jail
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(36)
 
(GQ)
 
 
 
Not news: Man living near airport paints his roof. News: Paints "Welcome to Cleveland." Fark: He lives in Milwaukee
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(106)
 


Sat June 13, 2015
(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
Some good and bad news about the future of food. First the bad news: Robots will take over food like they will take over the planet. Good news: You'll still be able to smell the BACON
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(14)
 
(NBC Miami)
 
 
 
News: U.S. Coast Guard offloads 328 kilograms of cocaine, 3,100 pounds of marijuana, worth $13.7 million into Miami on Friday morning. Fark: Article doesn't say what they did with all the drugs (w/video)
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(33)
 


Fri June 12, 2015
(Fark)
 
 
 
Man, I almost let you guys go home for the weekend without giving you the Fark Weird News Quiz. Thanks for the reminder, I'd completely forgotten
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(31)
 
(Radio.com)
 
 
 
Bad news: Dave Grohl fell off stage and broke his leg. Good News: his guitarist took over vocal duties while they rushed Dave to the hospital. Farkin Dave Grohl News: Dave later returned in a wheelchair to finish the set
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(82)
 
(Daily Dot)
 
 
 
Good news--if you deleted your salacious twerking video from YouTube, these dudes archived it and are charging people $20 to watch it
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(62)
 
(The Local)
 
 
 
Norwegian mass murderer Anders Breivik writes letter to newspaper complaining about death threats and the fact that everyone calls him a mass murderer
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(81)
 
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Great news, Bears fans: Jay Cutler's wife, the nutjob insane anti-vaxxer Kristin Cavallari says Chicago is "not home"
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(46)
 
(NewsBusters)
 
 
 
ABC News 2008: NYC under water by June 2015. ABC News 2015:
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(88)
 
(KPHO Phoenix)
 
 
 
Hotmail is in the news for the first time since 2011
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(30)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Cleveland judge finds probable cause to charge two police officers in Tamir Rice shooting, suggests prosecutors consider it pretty please. National media news flashes the non-binding opinion
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(62)
 


Thu June 11, 2015
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Not news: Man breaks his leg. Sick news: While attempting sex with a horse. Fark: For the THIRD time
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(135)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Fox News wants to remind you that you should be telling your children not to have sex. Because that always works
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(156)
 
(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
Not news: The stories in the Daily Fail are fake. Fark: Unfortunately many of the people in those stories are real
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(54)
 
(Epicstream)
 
 
 
Some people are going to be Thor about this Ghostbusters casting news
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(85)
 


Wed June 10, 2015
(Inquisitr)
 
 
 
Good news: Math professor determines the final fate of MH370. Bad news: Includes a bit of geometry, specifically a 90-degree angle
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(155)
 
(Beyond the Flag)
 
 
 
I hope you're sitting down for this incredible newsflash, but NASCAR is considering tweaking the rulebook after incident with high profile driver
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(24)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Good news everybody. If you've been on the fence about updating your luggage collection, the airlines are about to help make the decision easy for you
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(141)
 
(Washington Times)
 
 
 
Not news: Man introduces his husband at a gay pride event. News: Man is an US Army general. Fark: Introduction made at the Pentagon. In other news, the Pentagon has a gay pride events
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(78)
 
(Salon)
 
 
 
Fox News: Senator Rubio, since you say you love the Wu-Tang Clan, who is your favorite member? Rubio: Um, all of 'em, any of 'em that, um, have, have been in front of me over all these years
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Tue June 09, 2015
(Daily Dot)
 
 
 
Good news, everyone who wishes X-Files/My Little Pony fanfiction existed but is too lazy to write it: somebody else totally did
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(58)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
Not news: Employee lunches being stolen. News: Thief is caught on hidden camera. Fark: Thief is the CEO of the company
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(187)
 
(Fairness & Accuracy)
 
 
 
CNN decides to cut back on its hard news (stop laughing) and become an even bigger whore for their advertisers
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(59)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Sarah Palin goes on Fox News to attack "the media" for interviewing the Duggar daughters molested by their brother. You know, that interview that was a Fox News exclusive
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(146)
 
(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
Filed under news that will confuse most Americans: Majority of Liberal MPs do not want same-sex marriage to become legal in Australia
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(47)
 
(SB Nation)
 
 
 
Newspaper doesn't know the difference between amphibious and ambidextrous, but that doesn't stop them
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(33)
 


Mon June 08, 2015
(Fark)
 
 
 
Fark NotNewsletter: Now in Comic Sans
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(36)
 
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Police spokeswoman: "The good news is that we found your cat. Unfortunately our patrol car ran it over"
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(58)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
No worries, I'm sure the $100,000 that the Clinton Foundation donated to the New York Times had absolutely nothing to do with the newspaper endorsing her later that same year
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(93)
 
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
A look back into the pop culture that defined 1995. Which was 20 years ago. In other news, 40 is a lot closer than ever before
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(122)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Not news: After using a stunt double to win a talent show, star receives death threats. Fark: Star is a dog
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(6)
 


Fri June 05, 2015
(Fark)
 
 
 
Happy Friday, everybody. You know the drill. Prepare for the shaming. Behold, the Fark Weird News Quiz is upon you
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(44)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
In shocking news, a convicted murderer who Scalia said was the perfect example of someone who deserved the death penalty turns out to be completely and 100% innocent. Good thing Scalia isn't in charge of determining if people are guilty of things
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(139)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
GoDaddy may be using "fat, neckbearded, trilby-wearing Christian" as criteria for denying job applicants an interview. In other news, GoDaddy just got a lot cooler
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(260)
 
(Gainesville Sun)
 
 
 
The good news is that Waldo has been found. The bad news is he is in critical condition
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(17)
 
(Washingtonian)
 
 
 
Good news: Facebook has a plan to kill the 30-second TV-political-ad business. Bad news: It wants to put those ads on your phone, instead
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(17)
 
(Daily Kos)
 
 
 
That viral clip of Hillary snubbing a voter making the rounds at conservative news outlets everywhere? Yep, it was Breitbarted
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(80)
 
(MotorTorque)
 
 
 
News: Ronda Rousey is selling her old car. Fark: She doesn't want you jerking off to it
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(70)
 


Thu June 04, 2015
(Bangor Daily News)
 
 
 
Maine man with GED in law motions to seal court documents, remove a news article on the arrest from the internet and to cut the arresting officer's pay $2/hr. and demote him. Also, his mom was there to help from the gallery
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(75)
 
(People Magazine)
 
 
 
"Our girls 'have been victimized more' by the news of the molestation"
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(149)
 


Wed June 03, 2015
(Columbus Dispatch)
 
 
 
Today, the Columbus Dispatch ceased to be the last major family-owned newspaper in the United States
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(26)
 
(The Verge)
 
 
 
If you're depressed about having Ebola, there's good news for you
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(5)
 
(El Pais)
 
 
 
Good news: Activists have revived an organism thought to have died out in Europe. Not so fast: Activists are anti-vaxxers, and the organism is diphtheria
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(229)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
FOXNews will subject to the Duggars to "tough questions" like "Do you approve of liberals in the White House?" and "Are you planning on any more children?"
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(214)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
In the 'this is not news' dept.: Another GOP presidential contender will being throwing his hat in the ring, this time it's Louisiana Gov. Bobby Jindal who says he'll throw it in at the end of the month.. maybe. Told you it wasn't news
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(85)
 
(Vulture)
 
 
 
In today's "news definitely, absolutely and in no way concocted by the makers of Viagra™", Emma Stone, Jennifer Lawrence, and Scarlett Johansson just can't seem to lay off older men. But will you be ready?
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(55)
 
(ProPublica)
 
 
 
Red Cross raises half a billion for Haiti...and builds six houses with it. In other news, Red Cross names Sepp Blatter as new CEO
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(167)
 
(Gizmag)
 
 
 
Not news: Company runs furniture-building sweatshop. News: Using 8 year olds. Fark: Trees
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(11)
 


Mon June 01, 2015
(Fark)
 
 
 
Fark NotNewsletter: Fark your earholes with FarkCast
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(26)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
Today's First World Problem: Today's bestsellers are "too big to be enjoyed." In other news, Slate has ADHD
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(124)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
News: Michigan cops legally rob "every belonging" from attractive medical marijuana patient/caregiver's home. Fark: They even take her vibrator. "Why take my vibrator?"
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(111)
 


Sun May 31, 2015
(Newser)
 
 
 
Not News: Government worker caught watching porn at work. News: He's a politician. Fark: During a debate
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(13)
 
(WISHTV)
 
 
 
Not news: Guy asks $1500 for his extensive video game collection. Fark: Of 300 copies of the same Super Nintendo Jurassic Park game
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(28)
 
(Buffalo News)
 
 
 
Not news: A musician gets kicked out of the band for his behavior. Fark: An oboist for the Buffalo Philharmonic Orchestra
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(87)
 


Sat May 30, 2015
(Philly.com)
 
 
 
Not news: Man confronts his neighbor about vandalism to his vehicle. News: Which escalates when he throws a cup of coffee at his neighbor. Fark: The neighbor comes back with a machete and slices off two of the man's fingers
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(41)
 
(LiveLeak)
 
 
 
Aircraft porn: excellent footage of Bear, Backfire, and Blackjack. In other news, the Putinbots are keeping busy
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(3)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Not news: Cat gives birth to four kittens. News: In a bird's nest
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(16)
 
(Rare.us)
 
 
 
FOXNEWS: Math is hard
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(73)
 


Fri May 29, 2015
(Fark)
 
 
 
It was a short week. Let's face it--nobody was working very hard. That's why you'll do well at this week's Fark Weird News Quiz. Well, everybody except that one guy. You know who you are
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(36)
 
(Philadelphia Magazine)
 
 
 
The newspaper industry isn't dying fast enough, so Philadelphia unions are preparing to step in and take decisive action
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(43)
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
In Schocking news: Aide is writing a tell-all to the FBI
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(28)
 
(ABC Action News)
 
 
 
Not news: Deputies respond to domestic dispute. Fark: Gator vs. Horse
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(13)
 
(Pitchfork)
 
 
 
Not news: Ian MacKaye digs up letter from 14-year old fan asking for hookups in the music biz. Super Cool News: fan was Dave Grohl
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(24)
 


Thu May 28, 2015
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Kirby Delauter, previously known for being Kirby Delauter, is back in the news for acting like Kirby Delauter. Kirby Delauter
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(65)
 
(Uproxx)
 
 
 
In Italian League Basketball news, Panda's Friend, formerly Metta World Peace, formerly Ron Artest, was whistled for 5 fouls in one minute and ejected
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(12)
 


Wed May 27, 2015
(Fox 23 Tulsa)
 
 
 
Guy records video of school buses constantly blowing through stop sign and exiting school grounds right onto busy street. Local news picks up story and confronts school district. Sign mysteriously disappears and is later replaced with yield sign
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(71)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Wall St. up on news of deal between Greece, creditors
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(3)
 
(WTOP)
 
 
 
Good news, D.C. Farkers. The American Freedom Defense Initiative is planning to use your Metro system as its next canvas for cartoon images of Muhammad that celebrate free speech. Thanks for having the courage to stand with them
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(265)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Tracy Morgan settles with Walmart for an undisclosed sum. In other news, the one near my house changed its sign to "Tra-Mart" this morning
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(51)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Breast cancer could be "stopped in tracks by cheap drugs," in today's story you're not hearing much about on American news networks that run a lot of pharmaceutical ads
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(63)
 
(Popular Science)
 
 
 
Scientists continue to taunt the world with their hubris. The latest "let's poke fate in the eye and see what happens" news: they've just made a brand-new ancient human mummy leg for reasons
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(6)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
China says it is the rightful owner of the South China Sea and all its land because it wants it and always has. In other news, subby owns Jessica Alba and the Pacific Ocean which will now be referred to as "Duke Sucks Ocean"
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(67)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
• Illusion of understanding • Illusion of control • Not News • Fark.ppt
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(32)
 
(Crooks & Liars)
 
 
 
Fox News hosts try to prove their manhood by changing a tire. And... action
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(157)
 


Tue May 26, 2015
(Tennis Panorama)
 
 
 
In tennis news, American Jack Sock knocks off the 10 seed Grigor Dimitrov at Roland Garros. Submitter hasn't enjoyed a Jack Sock this much since the 7th grade
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(10)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Fark NotNewsletter: A mystery wrapped in a riddle wrapped in bacon
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(54)
 
(Idaho Statesman)
 
 
 
Not news: Summer break has begun and college students have left town. Fark: And left behind their cats, dogs and snakes. Probably took their IPAs though
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(Huffington Post Canada)
 
 
 
"Public appeals for live organ donors aren't selfish." In related news, submitter could probably use a new liver at this point. You can live fine with just one of yours. EIP
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Mon May 25, 2015
(Fox News)
 
 
 
If the Supreme Court sides against ObamaCare in their expected June ruling, it will be bad news...for the GOP
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(Slash Gear)
 
 
 
Large Hadron Collider up and running and setting all sorts of new records, with no end-of-the-world catastrophes or massive changes to our timestream. In other news, did you hear that President Trump was going to run for a fourth term?
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Sun May 24, 2015
(The Next Digit)
 
 
 
Did you sell your old Android phone after wiping all the data by using Factory Reset? I have some bad news for you
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Good news for Europeans: Net neutrality will be law. It will also outlaw porn filtering, though most twelve year olds already know how to switch the filter off anyway
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(Politico)
 
 
 
"What Liberals STILL don't understand about Fox News"
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(CBS Los Angeles 2)
 
 
 
News: Newspaper goes out of business without giving a heads-up to its employees. FARK: The PennySaver. Looks like Juno is stuck with that kid
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(Science 2.0)
 
 
 
If you're concerned about gluten, and you take probiotics, I have some bad news for you. I mean, in addition to the fact that you're a completely silly person for being concerned about gluten and taking probiotics
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Sat May 23, 2015
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
For anyone hoping for an independent review of police records regarding the Duggar family molest-a-fest, we have some bad news
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
"Golfer ordered to pay £10,000 compensation after his terrible slice struck another player on the head." In related news, golfing just got a LOT more expensive
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(PBS)
 
 
 
News: Awesome report from PBS on how Colorado's legal marijuana is affecting Nebraska. Long story short: They are raising property taxes to give the cops more money to arrest pot heads (w/video)
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Fri May 22, 2015
(Fark)
 
 
 
It's your slightly early copy of the Fark Weird News Quiz, for that handful of you that haven't left the office already or feigned illness
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(Bangor Daily News)
 
 
 
Torn from the Front Page of the Bangor Daily News: Day-old chicks cause cute ruckus at farm supply store
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
In today's Let Me Show You My Shocked Face News: Mike Huckabee comes out...in support of Josh Duggar
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Good news, everybody. The FEC has decided to not implement any new regulations concerning political activity on the internet. The vibrant, heady discourse of the learned Politics tab may now continue UNABRIDGED
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
The Who nearly stop a concert because someone in the arena was *GASP* smoking marijuana. In other news, the site of Keith Moon's grave was disturbed, as though someone was spinning beneath the ground at a high rate of speed
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(KNBC 4 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Verne "Mini Me" Troyer records tasing of guy who breached TSA Checkpoint at LAX, takes his hat for a trophy. In other news, Verne Troyer's publicist wants you to know he steals used hats
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Thu May 21, 2015
(NBC New York)
 
 
 
Good news: If you're a NYC tourist, you can now buy a $30 hot dog to go along with your $150 ride to the airport
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(Pix11)
 
 
 
Good news for middle-aged drug dealers in NYC, the police no longer want to arrest you
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Remember the good ole days of the Top 10 Hit Parade? Fox News does, because there's just too many wannabees in the countdown
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Wed May 20, 2015
(Cricket365)
 
 
 
In cricket news, Dhoni fined after criticizing umpire. Shut the f*ck up, Dhoni
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Taylor Swift gets "wild and crazy" in a photo booth. It's not news, it's...it's just not news
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(Society for Science)
 
 
 
Teenage historian finds that Marvel comic books have been getting more heroine-friendly and gender-equal over past 50 years. This is bad news ... for Gamergaters
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Tue May 19, 2015
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
If you've donated money to Cancer Fund of America, Cancer Support Services, Children's Cancer Fund of America and the Breast Cancer Society, we've got good news and bad news for you
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
In "What year is this, again?" news: Bobby Jindal's personal butler is a convicted murderer serving a life sentence, under a long-standing Louisiana program that uses prison labor to staff the state's executive mansion
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Good news, Kim Jong Un is a climate "believer"
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(IGN)
 
 
 
In today's News You Can Use: "Oculus Rift headset maker says it has no plans to block porn"
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(The Mary Sue)
 
 
 
"From this point forth there will no longer be recaps, photo galleries, trailers, or otherwise promotional items about Game of Thrones on The Mary Sue. The newsworthiness of other items will be discussed by the editorial team on a case by case basis"
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(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
If for some reason more than 30 bags of cocaine worth $175,000 accidentally fell from your boat into the Galveston Bay, good news: The Galveston police found it
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(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Good news: State agency director wants to enforce the law. Bad news: He works for the State of Arizona and is fired by the governor for doing his job
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Mon May 18, 2015
(Fark)
 
 
 
Fark NotNewsletter: Now with a dose of TotalFark Discussion
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(Gawker)
 
 
 
A certain Fox News personality choked his ex-wife and dragged her down a staircase. You can't explain that
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