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500 headlines found matching 'nes'
Sat July 04, 2015
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(Pacific Standard Magazine)
 
 
 
How oddball items came to dominate the news business, and became normal in the process - including a reference to Drew and Fark
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Fri July 03, 2015
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
From the Headlines You Can't Unread files: "Rubio, Christie planning sleepover with the Romneys"
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(81)
 
(The Drinks Business)
 
 
 
How to drink like a billionaire - yachts, planes and $100k shots
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(47)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Tennessee judge decides that confessed terrorist was maybe kidding when recruiting assassins and sets him free
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(73)
 
(KJZZ Tempe)
 
 
 
What do you do when you want to put up shade trees on a sidewalk in a hipster neighborhood but have power lines above you and a sewer below? Just install five-foot-tall planters
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(17)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Because we know you've been wondering: "How many iPhones does it take to stop a bullet fired from an AK-74 assault rifle?"
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(44)
 
(Daily Journal Online)
 
 
 
Remember the owner of the Maine inn who charged a $125 entry fee for an essay contest to win her business? Well, state police have determined she did not violate Maine gambling laws and can keep the $900,000 she made
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(60)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
Did you know presidential hopeful Jim Webb won an Emmy in 1983 for his coverage of the Lesbian civil war? Huh? What's that? The Lebanese civil war? Nevermind, nothing to see here....move along
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Thu July 02, 2015
(Forbes)
 
 
 
Despite his best efforts, Jim Carrey contributed something positive to autism awareness
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(39)
 
(ABC News Radio)
 
 
 
With no more important issues to tackle, New Jersey officials investigate whether claw machines and carnival midway games are honest
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(30)
 
(Some Ecards)
 
 
 
Reporter named Sarah O'Connor tweets about the VW factory robot killing a worker. Then epicness happens
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(98)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
On the weirdness scale of 1 - 9, Pluto is a ... well, it used to be a 9
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(58)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Slightly disbelieving that they actually have to say this, the TSA would like to remind everyone travelling this 3th of July Holiday, that no, you may NOT pack fireworks in your luggage, yes, even the lame ones like sparklers
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(58)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Science figures out how men's hormones affect financial markets: "If I take a subject and I shoot him with testosterone, I know that his investment is going to be more risky"
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(14)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Obscure part of Obamacare that could crush small businesses
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(172)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
THIS JUST IN: The Lock Ness UFO has been debunked - Nessie unavailable for comment
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(53)
 
(Digital Spy)
 
 
 
BBC issues statement responding to the 44 complaints it received over the Kanye West Glastonbury broadcast: "We issued a warning it was possible to be offended by not only his foul language, but the horribleness of what he calls singing"
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(59)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Mysterious amnesia woman in CA finally identified and reunited with family
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(23)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
Apparently the pilot in the deadly TransAsia Airlines plane that crashed into a river earlier this year picked the wrong time to ask for the fish dish when picking engines to throttle
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(45)
 
(Bay News 9)
 
 
 
I'm not sure what's worse. That Allegiant Airlines thinks unaccompanied minors are baggage or that a Florida 15 year old doesn't have enough common sense to handle a flight delay
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(59)
 
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Old and busted: $90,000 1200mm lens, New Hotness: 2000mm lens in a $599 Point and Shoot
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Wed July 01, 2015
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
"Excuse me, ma'am, for this question I don't see a box labeled 'NONE OF YOUR DAMN BUSINESS'"
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(124)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Dear Justice Roberts: 'Stop pretending you speak for the Aztecs, the Kalahari Bushmen, the Han Chinese, the Carthaginians and pretty much anybody who isn't a douchebag'
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(88)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
Study finds that kindness can be a social lubricant for socially anxious people - so lube up, people
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(11)
 
(Pro Wrestling Torch)
 
 
 
CAN Kurt Angle hand EC3 his first loss? WILL Drago get his revenge against Hernandez? WHO would you rather date: Carmella or Emma? THIS is YOUR "Wrasslin' Wednesday" discussion thread, starting with ROH, NXT, and Lucha Underground at 8pm ET
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(232)
 
(13 News Now)
 
 
 
Some men are born great, some achieve greatness, and some have greatness thrust upon them. And then you have the guy who runs into the ocean to punch sharks
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(55)
 
(London Evening Standard)
 
 
 
In fairness, there wasn't a "no-snakes" sign on the door
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(24)
 
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Enough about all the emails from the State Department that Hillary Clinton deleted or altered, here are the funniest ones that still exist
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(86)
 
(Inquisitr)
 
 
 
Damn we haven't even gotten a human to Mars yet and they're already talking about flying missions over Macho Grande in airplanes
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(18)
 
(Daily Dot)
 
 
 
According to Drew, headlines that ask a question automatically get answered no. "Should you stay friends with your ex on Facebook?" Or in this case, hell no
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(134)
 
(Uproxx)
 
 
 
Cage of Thrones
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(21)
 
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Jason Sudeikis, Jennifer Aniston, and Kate Hudson will star alongside former Preakness contender Julia Roberts in Mother's Day dramedy
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(28)
 
(Rocketnews 24)
 
 
 
Anybody know what HNNNNNNNNG is in Japanese?
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(18)
 


Tue June 30, 2015
(The Local)
 
 
 
Old and busted: Helicopter parents. New hotness: Chemical warfare equipped helicopter parents
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(36)
 
(MSN)
 
 
 
Barack Obama is going to see that we are taking care of business and working overtime
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Mon June 29, 2015
(YouTube)
 
 
 
This is what happens when you ask random Japanese people to taste Marmite for the first time. Sixty years ago, this would have been considered a war crime
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(36)
 
(Mobile Burn)
 
 
 
Due to underwhelming demand for their phones, Microsoft may have to write off up to $10 billion. "In this highly competitive and volatile market, it is possible that we may not realize our forecast"
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(85)
 
(Daily Dot)
 
 
 
The copyright troll going after sci-fi GIF artists is a man who says he talks to an alien from the future because honestly what else did you expect
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(61)
 
(Rocketnews 24)
 
 
 
Chinese Yuan is the filthiest cash in Asia. Government investigates money laundering
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(16)
 
(Kotaku)
 
 
 
Anarchy. Lawlessness. A dystopian, Mad-Max... children's gaming forum? This is what happens when moderators get fired
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(95)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Jennifer Rubin outlines the seven critical mistakes conservatives make while campaigning for election. Surprisingly, "paying any attention to anything Jennifer Rubin says" is not included in the list
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(Fark)
 
 
 
SCOTUS affirms Mitt Romney's healthcare plan, wildlife officials make little Boo Boo and euthanize wrong bear, and Toshiro Mifune honored with Hollywood star, letter opener: a few of Fark's favorite headlines of the week for 6/21 - 6/27
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(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
Woman in American hospital suffering amnesia has no idea who she is, has trouble believing that she was ever meant to be a working-class mother of four married to a carpenter
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(73)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Bloopers from behind the scenes of the December 17, 1978 television special 'Emmet Otter's Jug-band Christmas' as director Jim Henson attempts to literally try for a drum roll. "He likes them all, he just wants to see the drum roll through the door"
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Sun June 28, 2015
(Vice)
 
 
 
"A judge in California just awarded a drone pilot $850 in a lawsuit after a neighbor shotgunned one of his custom-built drones." Tag is for the neighbor
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(92)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
More than 300 Einstein impersonators set new world record, begin wait for the free Guinness bar towels they were promised
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(22)
 
(SlashFilm)
 
 
 
If it gets a second season, Wayward Pines may have an all-new cast
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(39)
 
(Science 2.0)
 
 
 
Here's why headlines such as "We could be in for its worst flu season on record" have become a yearly occurrence
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(14)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Three injured, one dead after a basketball tournament in Connecticut became serious business
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(33)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Oxford professor warns us humanity could be eradicated by machines after seeing The Terminator
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(65)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
So who is Andong Song? Well he is the first Chinese-born player to be drafted in the NHL, that's what
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Sat June 27, 2015
(London Evening Standard)
 
 
 
Police: Leave your drones at home if you're planning to attend Wimbledon. Don't be like this guy
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(9)
 
(The New Civil Rights Movement)
 
 
 
Glass house, stones
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(40)
 
(IndyCar)
 
 
 
It is going to be a hot day with some smoke, mugginess and a chance of clownshoes. This is your Indycar MAVTV 500 discussion thread on NBCSN at 4:30pm ET
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(441)
 
(NOT satire)
 
 
 
RAINBOW JIHADISTS OF SCOTUS BLOW UP TWIN TOWERS OF TRUTH AND RIGHTEOUSNESS. Wow. Just wow
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(112)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
The Purge must continue: Activists call for the removal of two historic, 60-year-old stained glass windows at National Cathedral ... because each of them shows a small Confederate flag in the Civil War scenes they depict
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(273)
 
(Vocativ)
 
 
 
New study suggests that the illness known as "porn addiction" isn't real. Subby will be back with DIT in about 5-7 minutes
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(73)
 
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
High-fives all around for 7-year-old Squish who stole the show at Bonnaroo for making it into the Guinness Book of World Records: 2,392 high-fives in one hour
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(11)
 


Fri June 26, 2015
(NBC San Diego)
 
 
 
Those are some heavy tunes, man
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(14)
 
(The New Civil Rights Movement)
 
 
 
Restaurant that refused to host gay weddings forced to close doors, due to lack of enough bigoted patrons to keep them in business
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(84)
 
(The Local)
 
 
 
Danish theme park rejects racism charge, as once again the political correctness Nazis target an innocent. . . *looks at pic* holy god, what's wrong with these people?
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(233)
 
(Action A Go-Go)
 
 
 
The movie Eliminators is the greatest Terminator rip off you've never heard of. Come for the tank cyborg ridiculousness, stay for the mercenary getting shot in the crotch with lightning
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(38)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
Thanks to vaccines and science, polio only remains in three countries. But soon, it will only plague two countries. Vaccines. Is there anything they can't do? Oh, yes; there is one thing they absolutely cannot do: CAUSE AUTISM
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(48)
 
(WLKY Louisville)
 
 
 
Somebody finally found that Chinese takeout you squirreled away in the back of the fridge in 2012
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(42)
 
(Shanghaiist)
 
 
 
Ordering the fish on Cathay Pacific Airlines is perfectly fine as it is one of the best to fly in the world, apparently it's the drinking water you don't want to order
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(14)
 
(Techie News (UK))
 
 
 
Some coral species have genes that make them heat-tolerant. Humans can help these genes spread to other coral species. Take that, global warming
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(18)
 
(MyFox Twin Cities)
 
 
 
Minnesota family is down in the dumps and feeling so tired
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(30)
 
(Fox 4 KC)
 
 
 
Old and busted: Seeing Jesus in the clouds. New hotness: Michael Jackson
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(21)
 
(Patheos)
 
 
 
41% of Americans think The Flintstones was a documentary
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(49)
 
(MBL.is)
 
 
 
Sure waterfalls are beautiful and cool to witness their flowing freshness of nature, but have you ever seen a waterfall that was made out of fog?
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(12)
 


Thu June 25, 2015
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
'Game of Thrones' picks 5 directors for next season, one of which shot most of 'Lost.' Maybe we'll find out Jon Snow has been dead the whole time?
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(38)
 
(Radio Times)
 
 
 
"Why Kit Harington's new film role is clearly a Game of Thrones conspiracy"
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(42)
 
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Miguel Cabrera proves once again why he's one of the coolest ambassadors of the game, as he surprises a trash talking kid. Way to kill 'em with kindness, Miggy
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(22)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
Liberals have a new type of guilt with which they'll have to come to terms: Green Privilege, the act of using their hybrid vehicles to use high occupancy lanes even when they're the only person in the car. MONSTERS
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(128)
 
(Farktography)
 
Farktography
 
Theme of Farktography Contest No. 529: "Straight Lines" Details and rules in first post. LGT next week's theme
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(65)
 


Wed June 24, 2015
(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
New York City to take on Verizon for shiatty FiOS service, or at least they are going to try as soon as their internet and phones start working again
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(23)
 
(Pro Wrestling Torch)
 
 
 
WHO will be the new X-Division Champion? CAN Sexy Star survive a vengeful Super Fly? WILL CHAOS REIGN over the Bullet Club? THIS is YOUR "Wrasslin' Wednesday" thread, beginning with NXT, Lucha Underground, AND Ring of Honor at 8pm ET
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(461)
 
(Quad Cities Online)
 
 
 
Airlines cancel 500 flights out of O'Hare International Airport on Monday. Or as United Airlines calls that, a pretty good start to the week
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(13)
 
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
iCracked's new service will fix broken phones cheaply, split even the shortest text up into at least two pages
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(3)
 
(Breitbart.com)
 
 
 
Brietbart columnist calls for a public ban on the flying of a flag he says has become a symbol of bigotry, intolerance and oppression. Fark: The gay pride rainbow flag. It's going take a brand new geometry to describe this level of obtuseness
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(123)
 


Tue June 23, 2015
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Old and busted: Iced donuts. New hotness: Donuts on ice
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(11)
 
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Pretty much everybody on 'Game of Thrones' who makes story decisions is avoiding Comic-Con this year
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(86)
 
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Planet Fitness IPO looks to be in great shape
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(20)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Old and busted: You are what you eat. New hotness: You are WHEN you eat
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(39)
 


Mon June 22, 2015
(Newser)
 
 
 
Fitness buffs flock to human breast milk for the energy boost, syphilis
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(67)
 
(Inquisitr)
 
 
 
Disney, we won't tell you how to run your business, but is food that looks like feces really the direction you want to go?
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(87)
 
(Live Science)
 
 
 
Sitting down for too long is linked to anxiety. Especially if it's in a seat on a Malaysia Airlines jet
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(5)
 
(The Verge)
 
 
 
In a move clearly designed to make the Internet explode, John Oliver combines GamerGate, revenge porn, and Rickrolls in a single segment
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(756)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
It may not be 101 Dalmatians or even 101 dogs, but a Chinese woman bought 100 dogs to keep them from being slaughtered for meat
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(39)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
With Mitt Romney forthrightly calling for its removal, and the usual GOP suspects yammering about "state's rights"; Hillary has seized this moment with her signature boldness to weigh in on the SC Confederate flag controversy by saying: *crickets*
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(91)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Bill Clinton dubious that Hillary will come out swinging, Treasury Secretary announces new 7-dollar bill, and NPR listeners shoot organic, gluten-free chai from their noses in rage: a few of Fark's favorite Headlines of the Week for 6/14 - 6/20
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(4)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Multiple explosions and gunshots around the Afghan parliament in Kabul. Unclear if the suspects have some kind of mental illness
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(96)
 
(My Fox Houston)
 
 
 
Donald Trump has one thing that none of other candidates have: A pinata made in his likeness
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(33)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Hipsters proclaim clubs where everyone dances to the same pumping music supplied by deejays OVER, are now into "silent disco" where everyone grooves to one of three DJ-curated music channels received via color-coded wireless headphones
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(73)
 
(Geek.com)
 
 
 
The most expensive part of Beats headphones to make? The packaging they come in
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(104)
 


Sun June 21, 2015
(Digital Journal)
 
 
 
At 2:14 a.m. Eastern time, June 21st, Amazon's review system became self-aware. In a panic, sock puppeteers and rival businesses try to pull the plug. Amazon fights back
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(32)
 
(KMOV St. Louis)
 
 
 
Man who obviously has too much money pays $2,800 for a watermelon during a Japanese auction
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(37)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Because Western collectors are reluctant to repatriate Chinese treasures looted over the last centuries, the Chinese have hit upon a better way of getting them back
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(95)
 


Sat June 20, 2015
(Yahoo Images)
 
 
 
Photoshop these fashionable traffic cones
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(10)
 
(From the Grapevine)
 
 
 
If you drink Guinness, you should listen to U2. If you drink Red Stripe, you should listen to Bob Marley. And if you drink Stella Artois, you should listen to Gotye
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(96)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Hillary: and those are my sincere and honest fully market-tested populist progressive talking points. Now then, Chauncey - off to the Hamptons. We've two fundraisers, some riding to hounds, then another fundraiser before the Goldman Sachs soiree
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Fri June 19, 2015
(Jayski's Silly Season Site)
 
 
 
Will Erik Jones merely have another tantrum, or can his meltdown reach full Busch proportions after he loses tonight when the NASCAR Camping World Truck Series hits Iowa Speedway for the American Ethanol 200, 8 PM on Fox Sports 1
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(126)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The Navy has the legendary SEALs, The Army has their Green Berets and Rangers, and the Marines have....? Well, since "MARSOC" doesn't exactly "pop" the Marines have decided to revive the WWII-era "Raider" designation instead
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(151)
 
(Digital Spy)
 
 
 
Apple has killed off the iPad mini after learning about these things called "smartphones"
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(40)
 
(Atlas Obscura)
 
 
 
Either this image was generated by an advanced neural network trying to "learn" or the Great Old Ones are rising from their graves and their minions have been loosed on the earth
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(46)
 
(WSMV Nashville)
 
 
 
U.S. patent office rejects state of Tennessee's application to trademark Infamous $46K TN logo, on grounds that it is simply not a logo worth protecting
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(17)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
"Chinese stocks see worst weekly fall since 2008." Kinda like saying "Apple shares retreated this morning on news sales did not decimate estimates before recovering at lunch"
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(17)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Androids do indeed dream of electric sheep. But what do iPhones dream of?
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(31)
 


Thu June 18, 2015
(ABC)
 
 
 
School creates 'texting lane' for morans who can't bothered to pull their noses out of their phones
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(51)
 
(Radio Times)
 
 
 
Alan Rickman + helium = wonderfulness
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(13)
 
(Uproxx)
 
 
 
The dumbest lines from "Grey," the new E.L. James book. No, it's not a reprinting of the entire novel
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(40)
 
(AL.com)
 
 
 
If you've been arrested for having sex with your wife's Shih Tzu and the story makes the headlines and everyone in town knows about it, it doesn't help your reputation that much if police later say maybe you didn't do it after all
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(114)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
GO WHITEFISH uh.. Cyclones.. Coney Island Fark Party Sat. July 18 4PM
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(20)
 
(Americablog)
 
 
 
New deal would create jobs in rural state... nah just kidding, Nestle are closing in on a lucrative water privatization deal in Oregon
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(91)
 
(MSN)
 
 
 
Old and busted: Dynamite Monkey. New Hotness: Selfie Monkey
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(19)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
60% of New York City residents speak a language other than English at home, not including Brooklynese
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(147)
 


Wed June 17, 2015
(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Indefinite incarceration deemed unconstitutional at Gitm--in Minnesota
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(72)
 
(Pro Wrestling Torch)
 
 
 
CAN Johnny Mundo dethrone Prince Puma? WILL Samoa Joe kill Kevin Owens? WHEN has a championship contract signing ever been uneventful? THIS is YOUR "Wrasslin' Wednesday" thread, beginning with Lucha Underground, NXT, AND Ring of Honor at 8pm ET
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(289)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Mindy Kaling wants you to know that she loves filming sex scenes because sex is awesome and she loves sex, especially when she's rolling around simulating sex and getting to know someone while filming sex scenes. Also, she's got a book for sale. Sex
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(170)
 
(Gothamist)
 
 
 
Old and busted: Eliot Spitzer, tacky politician. New 1%ness: Eliot Spitzer, tacky real-estate mogul
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(27)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Google Maps reveals the fastest way to get across Loch Ness
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(8)
 
(Wonkette)
 
 
 
It's not just cake bakers anymore. Here's an anti-gay DJ who won't spin radical tunes for a 60-year-old gay dude's birthday party, because of his religious freedom
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(163)
 
(WCTV Tallahassee)
 
 
 
American Thoracic Society issues new guidelines on how much sleep people should be getting. If you're still having trouble falling asleep, doctors advise reading any press releases from the American Thoracic Society
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(18)
 
(MSN)
 
 
 
Russia is working on an anti-drone 'microwave gun', where it takes down drones and heats your burritos in 30 seconds
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(110)
 
(MSN)
 
 
 
So we wonder, why is a Chinese tycoon building a $50 billion canal in Nicaragua that no one wants?
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(145)
 
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Fark: Bug found in 600M Samsung smart phones that allows anyone to remotely use the camera and microphone and gain root access. Ultra Fark: Most devices unlikely to receive patch
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(36)
 


Tue June 16, 2015
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
The evolution of pinball machines (w/ some not safe for work images)
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(55)
 
(Fast Company)
 
 
 
Kids of Wall Street execs using cutthroat business techniques for artisanal lemonade stands
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(18)
 
(The Local)
 
 
 
Diphtheria requires boy to be hooked to three machines to stay alive, with heart and lung problems and kidney failure, but it's okay because Jenny McCarthy and autism
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(62)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
So why wasn't all that data Chinese hackers stole from OPM encrypted? Well, see, the government's computers are REALLY old and so could not be encrypted, since encryption technology dates only from the mid- 1600s or so
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(29)
 
(Vox)
 
 
 
DNC puts on troll sunglasses, approves of Donald Trump running for president because "he adds some much-needed seriousness that has been previously lacking from the GOP field"
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(74)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Game of Thrones finale breaks its own internet piracy record. Finally some word from those Greyjoys
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(104)
 
(The Verge)
 
 
 
Emos and Japanese RPG fans rejoice -- you got the wrong Final Fantasy game remade. Kefka inconsolable, destroys world, laughs about it
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(150)
 
(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Tess Holliday is a supermodel who will never have to worry about the sharpness of her knees
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(229)
 


Mon June 15, 2015
(TSN)
 
 
 
Here we are, potentially the final game of the '14-'15 NHL season. Can Chicago close it out at home? Will Tampa get their act together & take the final game back home for some sweet SCF Game Seven madness? We'll find out tonight starting at 8pm ET
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(1393)
 
(Fortune)
 
 
 
American Airlines' response to someone upset that they are recognizing Gay Pride Month? Sorry, not sorry
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(50)
 
(The Whiskey Reviewer)
 
 
 
What happens when the Japanese buy an American bourbon company? You wind up with bourbon and scotch in the same bottle
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(30)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Ford to kill off the Lincoln MKS after taking it to see a nice play, Wyld Stallyns' future in jeopardy, and 80s album cover cliché starts fire in San Diego: some of Fark's favorite Headlines of the Week for 6/7 - 6/13
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(0)
 
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Breaking down the season five finale of Game of Thrones, "Mother's Milk," which left a lot of questions unanswered and plotlines unresolved what with the fact that book six isn't written yet so we're waiting on cliffhangers for the first time
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(387)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Winners of Chinese women's armpit hair selfie contest crowned (pics)
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(92)
 


Sun June 14, 2015
(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Who lives? Who dies? Is anyone still rooting for Stannis? Will Lady Stoneheart debut? Will Sansa escape? Did anyone miss Bran? Find out in "Mother's Mercy," the Season 5 finale. It's your Game of Thrones Discussion thread (9 PM ET on HBO)
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(743)
 
(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
Carnival Cruise Lines bans all bottled beverages in carry on luggage because they can make more money that way
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(49)
 
(Reason Magazine)
 
 
 
Federal dietary guidelines contain more than the recommended maximum of crystal ball
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(39)
 
(Here Is The City)
 
 
 
Survey of business managers says the biggest time wasters for workers is using the cell phone and texting. As opposed to spying on employees and answering worthless surveys
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(20)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Airlines now struggling to please their passengers. Maybe they should start with the simple idea that all travelers want from a flight is to get on, get there and get off
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(47)
 


Sat June 13, 2015
(Guardian)
 
 
 
It turns out millennials are actually strong-willed, resourceful individuals who favor happiness and a strong work ethic over greed and laziness. You know, the complete opposite of baby boomers
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(126)
 
(Wales Online)
 
 
 
For all your airliner servicing and repair needs, contact THE Bruce Dickinson. His team of knowledgeable and helpful technicians will get your sick aeroplanes soaring like an eagle once again
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(37)
 
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Delta Airlines launches anti-paparazzi service for celebrities at LAX. Which is a great idea for the one time anyone who is rich or famous actually books a flight with Delta
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(20)
 


Fri June 12, 2015
(NPR)
 
 
 
Q: Do critics of sex and violence in Game of Thrones miss the point? A: Yes
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(128)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
GM mechanics find that fixing a Corvette museum piece has unexpected challenges, particularly the ones which GM created
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(48)
 
(NBC San Diego)
 
 
 
American Airlines employees have seen a lot of spinals, dude, and this lady was a fake. A farking goldbricker
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(106)
 
(ESPN FC)
 
 
 
Jack Warner replied to John Oliver's video with one of his own. Apparently Oliver is an American fool of a comedian and the station had no business selling time to him, just to make a little $, and outsiders should never be listened to
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(95)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
The story of Sticky Fingers, the "greatest" of all Rolling Stones album. Ah, pretty sure you misspelled "Some Girls"
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(94)
 
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Director of the No Duh Center at the Captain Obvious Institute deduces that those who dislike spicy food are the ones who are most sensitive to the burning sensation
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(22)
 
(Fortune)
 
 
 
"You cannot tell me that your business model relies on paying people below the poverty line," says restaurant owner who abolished tipping, pays a decent salary plus bonus, and has obviously never ... uh ... ok so he quadrupled his profits
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(176)
 


Thu June 11, 2015
(Trust.org)
 
 
 
Lead-flavored ramen proves not to be the hit with consumers that Nestle anticipated
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(25)
 
(IHS Jane's)
 
 
 
Proving that the Chinese will copy anything, they're now jumping on the MLP bandwagon
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(36)
 
(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
Today's Fark-ready headline: "Dear Sirs, I Am the Son of US President George H.W. Bush and I Have a Business Proposition for You"
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(15)
 
(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
Do you get emotional during your period, ladies? That is just your "God-given sadness" at the loss of potential life
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(197)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
We can all rest easily: "the Michelangelo of buttocks injections" has been jailed. Apparently, her business was in arrears
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(27)
 
(WTOP)
 
 
 
Is a new water conservation billboard in San Francisco telling people to "go full frontal" and upgrade their washing machines too sexy for a public audience? Asked the dumbest person in the world
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(75)
 
(Japan Times)
 
 
 
Adultery is OK so long as it's just business, Japanese court rules
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(17)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
Poor people make better business and financial decisions than the moderately wealthy or wealthy. For instance, you never see them wasting their money on giant yachts
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(216)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
One in four U.S. kids have been exposed to weapons violence. Unfortunately three out of four were the ones using the weapons
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(100)
 
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
George R.R. Martin to fans: I have no power over HBO's 'Game of Thrones' so quit bugging me
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(66)
 


Wed June 10, 2015
(Metro)
 
 
 
Sure a lot of places have poisonous spiders, but do they have exploding spiders like the ones all over Britain?
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(39)
 
(Pro Wrestling Torch)
 
 
 
CAN Rockstar Spud beat Kurt Angle for the TNA World Title? WHO will Samoa Joe kill in his NXT debut? WILL we have seizures trying to keep up with all the wrestling? "Wrasslin' Wednesday" begins with ROH on Destination America @ 8pm ET
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(386)
 
(Wired)
 
 
 
Caltrans discovers building SF's new Bay Bridge out of Chinese "Steel" was about as advisable as using "Sonya-sonic" batteries in a life support system
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(165)
 
(Pittsburgh Tribune-Review)
 
 
 
Traffic fines are not about revenue generation, they are to protect citizens
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(48)
 
(SanDiegoUnionTribune)
 
 
 
Apparently, a LOT of people "want to get away for a while" as Southwest Airlines says that consumer response to their 3-day fare sale basically melted their servers
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(15)
 
(Inquisitr)
 
 
 
Good news: Math professor determines the final fate of MH370. Bad news: Includes a bit of geometry, specifically a 90-degree angle
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(155)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Facebook offers businesses yet another way to spam your mobile devices when you walk past their door
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(22)
 
(Rocketnews 24)
 
 
 
In Japan, the sensible thing to do when told you cannot wear headphones while riding a bicycle is to jam them up your nose
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(20)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Good news everybody. If you've been on the fence about updating your luggage collection, the airlines are about to help make the decision easy for you
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(141)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
In the most obvious business decision of the year Malaysia Airlines decides to rebrand
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(14)
 


Tue June 09, 2015
(Phoenix New Times)
 
 
 
Phoenix company being sued for using Seinfeld as a business model
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(20)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Jennifer Aniston: "Bleach out my ______, I will never do that again....I was so new and naive in the business, I didn't know that I could say 'no.'"
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(54)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Here are the world's weirdest vending machines dispensing everything from gold bullion to ... live crab?
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(68)
 
(The Register)
 
 
 
Sacré bleu -- ze French intelligence agencies bugged Concorde in the hopes of picking up economic intelligence as businessmen chatted on their flights
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(30)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Game of Thrones to release official colouring book
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(50)
 
(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
His Royal Highness The Prince Philip, Duke of Edinburgh, Earl of Merioneth, Son of God, Baron Greenwich, Royal Knight of the Most Noble Order of the Garter... wait, what?
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(22)
 
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
In response to Chinese hacking of U.S. government websites, iPhones will now require 6 digit passcode. Take that, China
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(77)
 
(Pix11)
 
 
 
"This is white trash at its finest"
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(468)
 
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
"Einstein," the centerpiece of a $4.5 billion National Cybersecurity and Protection System (NCPS) program, fails to stop Chinese hack of U.S. government personnel files. Failure is only relative
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(45)
 
(Rocketnews 24)
 
 
 
Japanese dating site found to be world's largest sausage fest (Not safe for work image in article)
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(51)
 


Mon June 08, 2015
(Fark)
 
 
 
Actor lucky he was only stabbed with a four-loaf cleaver, smart pants for your dumb ass, and four injured by a fawlty rollercoaster at Alton Towers: a few of Fark's favorite Headlines of the Week for 5/31 - 6/6
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(11)
 
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
White House creates Twitter account for red-tailed hawk that has built a nest on the grounds. It's the first hawk taking up residence at the White House since Dick Cheney
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(47)
 
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
A spoiler-filled recap of last night's depressing Game of Thrones, an episode that will put you off of both s'mores and barbecue
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(347)
 


Sun June 07, 2015
(IGN)
 
 
 
Will Jon Snow's return to The Wall be a positive learning experience? Will Arya and Meryn cross swords? Will the Tyrion and Daenerys plot drag on? Find out in The Dance of Dragons, 9PM ET on HBO. It's your Game of Thrones Discussion Thread
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(667)
 
(Des Moines Register)
 
 
 
"For years, we held them back. We managed to stand our ground. But they kept coming in waves and waves...and we gave in. And now, Des Moines has its own Comic-Con. The geeks have won"
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(67)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
After winning the Triple Crown, American Pharoah's owners will surely be making huge bank on stud fees... or not, since they sold the breeding rights after the Preakness
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(56)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
What the characters of Game Of Thrones would look like if they were sexy pin-ups
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(81)
 
(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
Old & busted: Online dating. New hotness: Calling 911, bragging about your huge muscles, and asking the dispatcher on a date. Repeatedly
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(23)
 


Sat June 06, 2015
(IGN)
 
 
 
Who's left to still hate on Game of Thrones?
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(149)
 
(Think Progress)
 
 
 
Wisconsin bicyclists upset that their governor wants to repair freeways and roadways instead of making bike lanes that only a small fraction of people use
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(185)
 
(Rocketnews 24)
 
 
 
People who like the rich flavor of a well seasoned, grilled to perfection steak sammich, look no further: the Japanese have come up with a potato chip that tastes exactly like it
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(11)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The Monkees aren't just fake Beatles, they're actually closer to being the Motown of rock. But in all honesty, The Monkees weren't about music, Marge... they were about rebellion, about political and social upheaval
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(80)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Saudi Arabia shoots down Scud missile. Could a Jesus Jones reunion and another Bush presidency be far behind?
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(54)
 
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Patrick Stewart supports decision of bakers who decided to not bake a gay cake, secretly hopes to get gay cake business for himself when he expands his sexy cakes shop
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(163)
 
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Website determines your risk of dying within the next five years. The first question asks where you live, and if the answer is Detroit it tells you to start getting your affairs in order
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(28)
 


Fri June 05, 2015
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Japanese firm sells human pillow cellphone holder because of course they do
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(42)
 
(Washingtonian)
 
 
 
Good news: Facebook has a plan to kill the 30-second TV-political-ad business. Bad news: It wants to put those ads on your phone, instead
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(17)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Superior, WI was one of the border towns Scott Walker said his tax cuts would help by luring business in from neighboring MN. Five years later, locals say they haven't seen any businesses arrive but they sure do miss good roads, ports, and schools
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(81)
 
(Christian Science Monitor)
 
 
 
It's National Doughnut Day, one of the single greatest holidays ever invented in the history of mankind. And here's a handy link of where to find some confectionery awesomeness near you
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(5)
 
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
The sentient drug cloud inhabiting the shambling corpse of Keith Richards says it's ready to record a new Rolling Stones album
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(25)
 


Thu June 04, 2015
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Chinese hackers have gained access to Federal Office of Personnel Management database. Hillary's email remains secure
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(98)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Name of new Chinese restaurant is I Don't Know. Abbott and Costello approve
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(27)
 
(The Joplin Globe)
 
 
 
Because the location where the bones were found is so remote, deputies are treating this as a suspicious death. The fact that they only found half a skeleton has nothing to do with it
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(27)
 
(Newser)
 
 
 
Brothels in Nevada are going out of business fast, so it's time to innovate
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(87)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
States that set up their own Obamacare exchanges having growing pains finding the funding once the start up spigot is turned off. Here's what going on in Minnesota, Colorado and Connecticut on this tricky transition
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(57)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Do you believe in UFOs, astral projections, mental telepathy, ESP, clairvoyance, spirit photography, telekinetic movement, full trance mediums, the Loch Ness monster and the theory of Atlantis and need a partner?
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(80)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
"What's really behind Elizabeth Warren's SEC fight" Better oversight of business?
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(24)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Having banned mankinis in the town, Newquay police turn their attention to... human traffic cones
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(33)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Ukrainian PM warns of impending "full-scale invasion" by Russia. America immediately sends over all copies of Red Dawn to train the Ukrainian people. WOLVERINES
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(103)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Great moments in car sales: #48 - Chinese customer buys $105,000 vehicle by paying in coins
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(7)
 


Wed June 03, 2015
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
New survey shows Barack Obama is the least popular living president - and probably less popular than most of the dead ones, too
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(179)
 
(411Mania)
 
 
 
Your FIRST EVER "Wrasslin' Wednesday" discussion thread kicks off tonight at 8 ET/7 CT with back-to-back Ring of Honor and Impact Wrestling on Destination America, followed by NXT on WWE Network and Lucha Underground on El Rey. Chairshot
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(407)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Renly Baratheon is not happy with current events on Game of Thrones, and he's still rooting against Stannis
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(64)
 
(Quartz)
 
 
 
Drones are the newest weapon in the fight against Chinese exam cheaters
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(67)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
Old and Busted: the ice-bucket challenge. New Hotness: the hold a can of Coke between your boobs challenge (not safe for work pics)
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(220)
 


Tue June 02, 2015
(ESPN)
 
 
 
If you're like most Americans, you don't know who's playing in 2015 Stanley Cup, and don't really care. Here's an analysis of uniforms to let you pick a favorite based on aesthetic appeal, with Top 10 fashion storylines to follow as series progresses
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(75)
 
(Army Times)
 
 
 
Fashion superpower unveils its Fall 2015 lineup. Verdict: Muted earth tones are in; velcro is out
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(50)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Seth MacFarlane: "I'm being declared a genius on a network that airs Duck Dynasty, a show whose cast members believe hurricanes are created by gay marriage. I wish I were joking"
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(133)
 
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
A guide to the filming locations for every Game of Thrones area. Apparently King's Landing exists in five different countries
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(116)
 
(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
KFC to Chinese businesses: "No, we don't raise mutant chickens with extra legs and wings. So please accept this $245,000 lawsuit with our best wishes"
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(33)
 
(CBS New York)
 
 
 
You're all alone at the funeral home saying goodbye to the last of your loved ones and you're all alone in the world now except for Lulu the comfort dog who's there by your side in case you need her
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(19)
 


Mon June 01, 2015
(Wall Street Journal)
 
 
 
Japanese seismologists say last week's 8.1 deep-focus earthquake was first in recorded history to be felt in all 47 prefectures. Take that, Wimp-zilla
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(13)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Donald Trump's interview with the Des Moines Register -- annotated for truthiness
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(63)
 
(Softpedia)
 
 
 
Muslim woman denied can of soda on an United Airlines flight for fear she could go Mentos
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(141)
 
(Sky.com)
 
 
 
Malaysian Airlines has gone "technically bankrupt" because its planes go "technically missing"
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(24)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
An end to a touching story at Neverland Ranch, FIFA doesn't have enough pressure on Blatter to go, and Hooters waitress wants to put her organ into a male customer for a change: a few of Fark's favorite Headlines of the Week for 5/24 - 5/30
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(5)
 
(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
Blogger mom is outraged that police won't allow her children to swim in a polluted creek filled with sharp rocks in the middle of a nature preserve. "What business does the state have telling responsible parents how to do their job?"
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(202)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
"Robo-teacher is coming but don't expect to be inspired." Well, we never really hoped for much out of the ones we got and we we were never disappointed, so we're ready for robo-mediocrity, sure, what the hell?
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(21)
 
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
When pressed, George R.R. Martin revealed one absent character from his books that he wished were on 'Game of Thrones.' Then another. Then another. Then another
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(87)
 
(Kansas.com)
 
 
 
Kansas Legislature: "Taxing businesses? Idiotic. Taxing hospitals, schools, and the Boy Scouts? Savvy"
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(71)
 
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Chinese inventor wants to bring high-end electric scooters to the west for $1,000 apiece: "Li's offering has a design that evokes comparisons to the Vespa and will be powered by the same lithium-ion batteries that go into the Tesla Model S"
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(37)
 
(WCHS Charleston)
 
 
 
Woman steals headstones from veterans' graves to surround her fire pit. Let's just hope her husband doesn't get mad that she was arrested
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(35)
 


Sun May 31, 2015
(UPI)
 
 
 
Researchers discover that just like you, HIV has a weakness: its sweet tooth
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(6)
 
(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Will Jon Snow get his hands bloodied? Will Jorah earn back Daenerys's trust? And where the hell is Arya? Will there be Sand Snakes? Find out at 9PM ET in "Hardhome." Game of Thrones Discussion Thread
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(525)
 
(Japan Times)
 
 
 
Famous Japanese civil engineer was blocked from working in Japan by Shinto superstition, made part of national labor law, that "if a woman entered a tunnel under construction, she would anger the jealous mountain goddess and cause worker accidents"
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(23)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Be sure to show this comic to the next loud conservative who mistakes bootstrappiness with privilege
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(191)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
"American universities are addicted to Chinese students'"
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(63)
 
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
B-roll footage of San Andreas compares scenes before and after special effects were added. Behold the movie magic (w/video)
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(36)
 


Sat May 30, 2015
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Japanese drug company invents sea sponge-derived treatment for sarcoma variants of cancer, which researchers say extends life by two months
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(17)
 
(Rocketnews 24)
 
 
 
With summer on the way, Japan invents "Panties for Bottles" line of panty-styled coasters, emphasizing cuteness and absorbency of condensation as you fit your plastic drink bottle's smooth rounded bottom into the panties
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(8)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Researchers at biscuit baker Thomas J Fudge discover which ten biscuits are best for closing deals at business meetings. Not surprisingly, pink wafers are "far too outrageous" for Brits to take seriously
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(12)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
🎶..Cat Scratch Blindness..🎶
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(20)
 
(MLive.com)
 
 
 
"Urban Dictionary defines Michigander as 'A driver, usually from the state of Michigan, who drives in the left lane, refusing to move over.' And Michigan drivers have been notorious for doing this for 50 years"
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(112)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
At what point do company "wellness incentives" become a witchhunt against infidel sinners who don't exercise?
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(64)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Not news: Cat gives birth to four kittens. News: In a bird's nest
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(16)
 
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
"We asked pilots what happens when a jet loses both its engines"
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(41)
 
(Sparkonit)
 
 
 
Fountain of youth: Japanese researchers have found a way to delay, stop or even reverse aging in human cell lines
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(27)
 
(9 News)
 
 
 
Look I realize kids are trying, but if you can't wait until you get home to shoot up heroin, you have no business being a teacher's aide
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(11)
 


Fri May 29, 2015
(Guardian)
 
 
 
And now for your Friday morning volcano blowing its top to smithereens on the tiny southern Japanese island of Kuchinoerabu
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(17)
 
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
George R.R. Martin will once again not write a 'Game of Thrones' episode next year. He apparently has something a bit more pressing to finish
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(165)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
Couple of film buffs seek out their favorite film location shots around the world, use their iPads to mesh film scenes with real life locations. Simply BRILLIANT
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(15)
 
(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Police arrest two women running a risky business near high school. Unclear if large numbers of savings bonds were also found
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(64)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Someone is pointing a green laser at airplanes flying over Long Island. ISIS? Could it be ISIS? Wait a minute...green? Jade is green, isn't it? ISN'T IT?
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(50)
 
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Old and busted: smart bugs. New killer hotness: smart dirt
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(3)
 


Thu May 28, 2015
(Metro)
 
 
 
2,400-year-old 'bongs' used to smoke cannabis and opium are dug up in Russia. Willie Nelson thinks they might be the ones he lost
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(33)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Putin: Those FIFA guys? Honest as the day is long. Incorruptible. Shining examples of human honesty and fair dealing. Pretty handsome too. Loved by their wives, Morgan Fairchild, whom they've seen naked
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(160)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Study reveals mental illness is a problem for those that cannot afford to treat it
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(120)
 
(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Ice cream sprinkles: serious business
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(40)
 


Wed May 27, 2015
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Robots developed that can rapidly adapt to major damage, say scientists completely unfamiliar with Terminators, Screamers, Replicators, Borg, Sentinels, Omnidroids, and the general concept of unstoppable robot killing machines
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(67)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Planes are spreading chemtrails on the population claims noted conspiracy theorist, Kylie Jenner
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(70)
 
(Forbes)
 
 
 
"The valuations of some recent high profile crowdfunding campaigns have beaten new records. Is the crowd enjoying a great party ignoring the hangover yet to come or is the crowd better than the professionals at valuing businesses?"
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(8)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
"Its okay now. Both engines seem to be back on now. Feel free to move about the cabin, change your shorts"
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(48)
 
(Hartford Courant)
 
 
 
♫ Life is like a hurricane here in Hartford. Race cars, lasers, aeroplanes, it's a duck-blur. Might solve a murder mystery ♫
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(14)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
"Suspicions were first raised about Boyd Holder, a pastor in Tennessee, USA, when he was caught by local police allegedly having sex with a man in a van belonging to the Victory Apostolic Church where he worked"
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(104)
 
(South Bend Tribune)
 
 
 
RVs entering a new golden age thanks to cheap gas prices: "Your big worry is how to produce more recreational vehicles, not is the business going to go away"
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(29)
 
(12News Phoenix)
 
 
 
Sen. John McCain (R-INO): "Citizens United was the worst SCOTUS decision ever." This might be the sanest thing he's said in ages
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(150)
 
(MSN)
 
 
 
The U.S. Air Force wants its planes to shoot frickin' laser beams by 2022
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(27)
 
(Cinema Blend)
 
 
 
Casting rumor suggests we may see the Ironborn on Game of Thrones season 6
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(60)
 
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
You know you're smug when people can literally smell the happiness wafting off from you
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(9)
 


Tue May 26, 2015
(AZ Family)
 
 
 
Marine who fought in Iwo Jima gets back a Japanese regiment flag he captured in the battle. Bonus: Subby's first kiss was with his granddaughter
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(53)
 
(Voice of America)
 
 
 
The United States gives trillions of dollars to China via free trade, then gets upset when the Chinese try to spend it
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(17)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
8,000 jobs at Malaysia Airlines suddenly go missing
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(8)
 
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Hold onto your $2 bill: Taco Bell plans to voluntarily put themselves out of business by removing every item of "food" from their menu
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(91)
 
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Japanese corporations beg their workers to take some vacation, dammit
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(78)
 


Mon May 25, 2015
(Fanatix)
 
 
 
Adrian Peterson reportedly still wants to leave Minnesota and plans to skip the entire offseason workout program with the team in addition to this week's organized team activities
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(46)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
North Korea has the ability to produce its own Fat Little Boy, man shot outside furniture store means officers don't need to give chaise, and Mean Girls mansion might fetch $12 million: a few of Fark's favorite Headlines of the Week for 5/17 - 5/23
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(1)
 
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
'Game of Thrones' showrunners explain why they improved George R.R. Martin's books again
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(155)
 
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
To the surprise of nobody anywhere, students get better grades when phones are banned
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(45)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
Ducks Only lane opens in London. Hedgehogs must continue to use the regular lanes
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(16)
 


Sun May 24, 2015
(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Will Sansa belt from Ramsay? Will Jon Snow and the Wildlings prepare for Winter? Will Brienne finally take action? Why no Arya tonight? Find out in The Gift, 9 PM ET on HBO. It's your Game of Thrones Discussion Thread
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(338)
 
(Northwest Indiana Times)
 
 
 
You have only five weeks left to block the fast lanes of Indiana Interstates
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(417)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Caught fooling around? Science has a new defense: infidelity lurks in your genes. Warning: big scientific words, though the plus side is that if you learn a few you'll sound more convincing as your mate brandishes the cast iron pan
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(53)
 
(Scotsman)
 
 
 
"Despite the UK's advances in modern medicine this episode has all the finesse of improvised surgery on Nelson's flagship during the Battle of Trafalgar"
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(37)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
"Yunessan Spa House in Hakone, located in south-eastern Japan, offers relaxing ramen baths as part of its total spa experience. The baths are filled with a ramen pork broth and synthetic noodles (they're not allowed to use the real thing)"
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(35)
 
(CBS Los Angeles 2)
 
 
 
News: Newspaper goes out of business without giving a heads-up to its employees. FARK: The PennySaver. Looks like Juno is stuck with that kid
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(18)
 


Sat May 23, 2015
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Alabama's brilliant Chief Justice explains the "pursuit of happiness" means if you don't follow God's law, you'll never be happy
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(146)
 
(The Intercept)
 
 
 
Hackers use man-in-the-middle attacks to infect smartphones with spyware when downloading software from Google and Samsung app stores. And by "hackers", we mean of course the NSA
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(20)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
NCAA concerned about yearly attendance declines for lacrosse Final Four weekend, despite increasing participation at youth level amongst various Baxters, Benedicts, and Hambletons
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(34)
 
(MSN)
 
 
 
Harlem Globetrotter great Marques Haynes dies at 89. It is unknown if the pallbearers will do some razzle-dazzle with his coffin before putting it into the ground
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(15)
 


Fri May 22, 2015
(Fark)
 
 
 
It's your slightly early copy of the Fark Weird News Quiz, for that handful of you that haven't left the office already or feigned illness
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(28)
 
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Man breaks Guinness World Record for longest flight on a hoverboard. Suck it, McFly
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(11)
 
(Tulsa World)
 
 
 
Oklahoma man, who left school in 1943 to join the Marines and fight in World War II, finally receives his diploma after 72 years. "Nobody has ever heard me say I was a hero. The only heroes I know are the people that didn't come back"
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(41)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Chinese entrepreneur opens a restaurant called Forrest Gump that is staffed by people with learning difficulties and that's all I have to say about that
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(33)
 
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
A reminder China is still a totalitarian Communist country. "Western hostile forces, as well as a few 'ideological traitors' in our country, are using the Internet on their computers and mobile phones to viciously attack our party,"
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(55)
 
(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
Everyone needs to chill out about where this whole biblical Ark of the Covenant is actually located and stop following Indiana Jones. Talk to Mike Huckabee... cause he knows where it is
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(179)
 
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Mama June suing TLC over cancellation of Honey Boo-Boo, claims her rapist boyfriend isn't as bad as the Duggar molester. Looks like someone forgot people in glass trailer parks shouldn't throw stones
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(78)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
China to US "spy" plane: "This is the Chinese Navy ... You go,"- No word on whether the diplomatic issue is "you stay too long" or "you no tip"
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(69)
 


Thu May 21, 2015
(Oh Gizmo)
 
 
 
Here's how to turn your old NES cartridges into 6oz drinking flasks
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(27)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Dear Doctor, Thanks for performing my Caesarian five days ago. One slight problem - my bowel and intestines just fell out
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(60)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
The number one fitness trend of 2015 is something soldiers have been doing for hundreds of years, and it's an activity so simple you'll wonder why you've never thought of doing it yourself
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(64)
 


Wed May 20, 2015
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Gee why is this power substation made up of stones engraved in Hebrew?
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(34)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Five of the world's largest banks, including Barclays, J.P. Morgan Chase, and Citigroup, will pay more than $5 billion in fines for illegal currency manipulation. Reports indicate that as many as 8 couch cushions had to be overturned to fund payment
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(78)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Maryland, which already lets drivers change lanes without using turn signals, wants to lock in "Worst Drivers in America" title by removing parallel parking requirement from drivers license test
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(107)
 
(Some Ecards)
 
 
 
Someone developed a a brutally honest food pyramid for every stage of adulthood. They aren't nutritious, but they reflect what is really consumed (except subby apparently is still only 30)
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(48)
 
(BGR)
 
 
 
For the past decade, Apple would have liked doing to televisions what it did to smartphones, except that the existing HDTV market was so cutthroat, Steve Jobs opted to win over fanboys who don't even OWN a TV
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(34)
 
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
"KFC is testing a new range of restaurant trays with an in-built bluetooth keyboard. The paper-thin QWERTY keyboard will allow customers to reply to their text messages, emails and tweet from their tray without getting grease on their phones" (pics)
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(43)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
The Minnesota Timberwolves will select first overall in the upcoming NBA Draft, actually beating the Los Angeles Lakers and the New York Knicks at something
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(34)
 
(Science Daily)
 
 
 
Offshore wind turbines may put seals' hearing at risk, drive them a little bit crazy
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(20)
 
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Sophie Turner on the final scene of last week's Game of Thrones: "I kinda loved it"
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(298)
 
(Some Biker)
 
 
 
So, about that biker fight in Waco? It's starting to appear that a parking lot bar fight led to police shooting into the crowd, killing all 9 of the deceased. Conveniently, all 170 witnesses are incarcerated with $1 million bonds
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(631)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
This just in: Game of Thrones has always been a show about rape
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(195)
 


Tue May 19, 2015
(Billboard)
 
 
 
Peter Dinklage sings an ode to all the deceased Game of Thrones characters for "Red Nose Day." Spoilers, of course, though shockingly the song isn't five hours long
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(24)
 
(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Ben Franklin impersonators assess quality of "Dribbling Ben Franklin" on Philadelphia 76ers new logo, like its aggressiveness but don't think it's sexually irresistible to women
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(23)
 
(Jezebel)
 
 
 
Cannes Film Festival announces new rules banning women from wearing flat shoes
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(144)
 
(TwinCities.com)
 
 
 
Minnesota's house passed *something* in the last moments of the legislative session, but as they only spent 90 seconds reading the 100 page bill and the clerk called out the wrong bill number, no one's sure what they passed
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(33)
 
(TechRadar)
 
 
 
"BlackBerry still believes it will make money from smartphones." That's cute guys, don't ever change
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(10)
 
(WYMT Hazard)
 
 
 
Some Kentuckians celebrate Primary Day by choosing who they want to run against Drew in November. Others are just happy they can buy liquor today. Except in those counties. You know which ones they are. Maybe Drew can fix that. Drew 2015
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(37)
 
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
In honor of Brooks Robinson turning 78, let's go back to the 1970 World Series and see the famous backhanded play to which all subsequent ones have been compared
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(15)
 
(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Business tip: Never underestimate the demand for free pizza and ice cream in Minneapolis
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(14)
 
(CBS New York)
 
 
 
NYPD commissioner considers granting amnesty to 1.2 million low-level offenders charged with minor crimes such as simple possession of marijuana, drinking in public, selling untaxed cigarettes
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(288)
 
(The Mary Sue)
 
 
 
"From this point forth there will no longer be recaps, photo galleries, trailers, or otherwise promotional items about Game of Thrones on The Mary Sue. The newsworthiness of other items will be discussed by the editorial team on a case by case basis"
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(500)
 


Mon May 18, 2015
(National Monitor)
 
 
 
You'd think that scientists studying the ear bones of Chinook salmon wouldn't discover anything interesting. You'd think
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(13)
 
(Time)
 
 
 
Twitter freaks out over horrific Game of Thrones scene. This is not a repeat from every week it airs
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(264)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Thug with a string of priors involved in another shooting, why there is no longer a Carl Senior, and Grindr to sell for a key of meth, a case of poppers, and two gallons of lube: a few of Fark's favorite Headlines of the Week for 5/10 - 5/16
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(3)
 
(Kotaku (UK))
 
 
 
Here's how to turn an old NES into a PC. Don't ever say Fark.com never did anything for you
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(64)
 
(The Next Web)
 
 
 
Whiny revenue whore whines about adblockers ... say has anyone fed the FARK squirrel lately?
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(239)
 


Sun May 17, 2015
(Variety)
 
 
 
Will Don Draper finally take the Nestea plunge foreshadowed in the opening credits for 8 years, or will everything fade to black while 'Don't Stop Believin" plays in the background? Find out on the year-delayed Mad Men series finale at 10 PM on AMC
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(183)
 
(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Will the Sand Snakes start their quest for vengeance? Will Arya's training begin in earnest? Will Jorah survive? Find out in "Unbowed, Unbent, Unbroken." It's your Game of Thrones discussion thread. Bloodshed begins at 9PM ET on HBO
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(356)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
A mysterious wealthy businessman paying a porn star $10 Million for a 15-year "exclusive services" contract is not the premise of the latest "50 Shades" knock off, but something that actually just happened
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(160)
 
(Forbes)
 
 
 
"While more traditional professional sports struggle with getting people to attend events in person, polo does not have the same problem. A dearth of media coverage certainly adds to the attractiveness of attending polo matches"
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(13)
 
(Guam PDN)
 
 
 
Old and busted: sharknado. New Hotness: Typhoon Dolphin
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(15)
 


Sat May 16, 2015
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
The fifty-five greatest opening lines in music history
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(278)
 
(Topeka Capital-Journal)
 
 
 
House: lesser chicken not greater than greater good pursuit of lesser oppression in the name of greater freedom and lesser greatness lessening
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(75)
 
(Bleacher Report)
 
 
 
Will American Pharoah once again be the class of the field in front of the women in fancy hats waiting for a horse race at the 2015 Preakness Stakes? Coverage begins at 4:30 EDT on NBC
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(150)
 
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
The McConaissance may be over as "Sea of Trees" becomes the first movie roundly booed at 2015's Cannes Film Festival
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(33)
 
(Montreal Gazette)
 
 
 
If the vaccines, fluoridated water, wind turbines and GMOs don't get you, WiFi will
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(43)
 


Fri May 15, 2015
(Popoholic)
 
 
 
Miranda Kerr just stole the Cannes Film Festival and brought it to its knees
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(53)
 
(Pro Football Talk)
 
 
 
NFL considers three proposed changes to the extra point rule. Titans management declines input since they rarely get an opportunity for an extra point
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(13)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Next year's Indy 500 could make the "big ones" at Daytona and Talladega look like fender benders
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(31)
 
(IT World)
 
 
 
United Airlines launches bug bounty program, will reward researchers with frequent flyer miles
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(12)
 
(Global News (Canada))
 
 
 
Chinese police discover 51 people in van built for 6. Article includes sped up video but Yakety Sax sadly missing
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(33)
 
(The Cannabist)
 
 
 
New federal bill would allow nationwide medical pot use for epilepsy: "Making this medicine available is the right thing to do and would help families cope with this serious illness"
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(36)
 
(The Hockey News)
 
 
 
Old and busted: growing a playoff beard. New hotness: getting the face of a NY Ranger shaved into the back of your skull
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(17)
 


Thu May 14, 2015
(Scotsman)
 
 
 
It is now illegal to molest golden eagles and peregrines in Britain. Apparently it wasn't before
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(10)
 
(McClatchy DC)
 
 
 
Arms control advocates try to stop the future develpoment of "Hunter-Killers. Patrol machines built in automated factories. Most of us were rounded up, put in camps for orderly disposal"
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(54)
 
(WSOCTV)
 
 
 
"Let's see, your boarding passes look like they're in order. You're free to board. Oh by the way, if you want to sit next to your four-year-old daughter, that will be an additional $88. Enjoy your flight and thanks for using Delta Airlines"
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(203)
 
(YouTube)
 
Video
 
Q: What do you get when you combine Japanese girls with the best of Survivor and Fear Factor? A: Your next new favorite show
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(11)
 
(Huffington Post UK)
 
 
 
How fitness became fashionable, finally
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(27)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
Man spends $10,000 to acquire three of Steve Jobs' old business cards. Which is amazing, because [computer printer whirring] subby just happens [computer printer whirring] to have found ten more
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(47)
 


Wed May 13, 2015
(Action A Go-Go)
 
Video
 
You ever wonder just how terrifying it would be if all those cute Japanese toys we all know and love came to life and started killing people? Well now you know, Fark-san
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(29)
 
(Short List)
 
 
 
Don't smile too much in Russia, cut potatoes with a fork in Switzerland, and handle business cards with care in India
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(59)
 
(UEFA Champions League)
 
 
 
The Champion's League semi-finals wrap up as Bayern host Barcelona on Tuesday followed by Juventus at Madrid on Wednesday. All matches start at 2:45 ET
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(201)
 
(WTVR)
 
 
 
Man claims to have witnessed what happened to Natalee Holloway. CNN hoping MH370 was involved
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(24)
 
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Millennials have now passed Generation X as the largest share of the U.S. workforce. Mostly because businesses have finally embraced the technology to allow people to work out of their basement
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(39)
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
"Scenes from the Democratic Meltdown" Hold up, Warren and crew made a stand to have more transparency in the process by trying to do their legislative jobs. This is a triumph for democracy, not a meltdown
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(367)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Manchester council's efforts at keeping parking fine quotas up include moving legally parked vehicles onto restricted parking zones
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(41)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Lucky bored hipster declines to pose for photo after winning million dollars on lottery scratcher: "It wasn't much excitement. I was like 'cool, I won'"
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(96)
 
(Baltimore Sun)
 
 
 
Amateur cocktail historian makes it life's mission to document forgotten Maryland cocktails such as diamondback, frozen rye, Vilma special, Pine Valley, and the Preakness. "When I was 21, my birthday present from my parents was the Mr. Boston"
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(28)
 


Tue May 12, 2015
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Nepal earthquake was so severe that it brought down a US Marines helicopter
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(30)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Old and busted: Wearing a scarlet letter for having sex outside of marriage. New hotness: Wearing a scarlet letter for having Obamacare
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(86)
 
(Connecticut News Blogs)
 
 
 
Old and Busted: Drug sniffing police dogs. New Hotness: Fish sniffing police dogs. Your dog wants Sashimi
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(13)
 
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
New information proves that a current White House advisor has hacked electronic voting machines
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(24)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Warner Music reveals streaming income has overtaken the money it makes from downloads. You'll remember Warner claimed that both were putting the entertainment industry out of business
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(16)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
SO where are you stash your nest egg these days? T-bills? Blue chips? going "long" on Apple? Fools. All the smart money on Wall Street is going deep into "unicorns", and presumably, hedging with rainbows
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(43)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
DeBeers has so many diamond mines in the world it can only afford to pay governments $226 in royalties each year for each mine
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(28)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Chinese choir drill
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(31)
 


Mon May 11, 2015
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
"Case of pregnant 10-year-old divides Paraguay." Hopefully between the folks who want to lynch the stepfather who raped her, and the ones who think hangin's too good for him
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