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500 headlines found matching 'nes'
Sat August 30, 2014
Source     Fark Headline Comments
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
1. Issue traffic ticket to innocent drivers who will fight the cases. 2. List your buddy officer as a witness, even though he was not there. 3. Let him do it too. 4. Wait for prosecutors to subpoena you both to trials. 5. Voila! Overtime profit
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(9)
 


Fri August 29, 2014
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Malaysia Airlines has lost contact with 6,000 jobs
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(11)
 
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
The fake Parks and Recreation game Cones of Dunshire is now a real game
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(21)
 
(Fark)
 
Plug
 
Totalfark: Paying for Drew's beer, one subscription at a time
 
 
(Fox Sports)
 
 
 
In today's "Dude, get over it" story, Dallas Cowboys owner Jerry Jones is bummed he did not draft Johnny Manziel
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(38)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Still don't believe that vaccines cause autism? What if I told you that Rob Schneider's secret letters to the CDC just became public, what then?
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(147)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
So, you said you wanted to see an 80's Honda ad in Japanese with an American actress dressed up as a generic Wonder Woman? Here you go. Subby not responsible for annoying tunes getting stuck in your head
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(9)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Airlines wonder why passengers are so upset after long delays, lost luggage, and legroom fit only for quadruple amputees
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(115)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Japanese employers increasingly encouraging employees to sleep on the job
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(7)
 
(EurekAlert)
 
 
 
New study finds that female college students spend an average of 10 hours a day on their cellphones and males spend nearly eight, in study whose findings are being called "astounding"
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(29)
 
(The Daily Meal)
 
 
 
Connecticut dethrones NYC for the best pizza in America. A white clam pie? Yes, give pizza chance
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(152)
 
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Candy canes fit perfectly in your hand, therefore Jesus
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(123)
 
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
A&E puts Longmire out to pasture in the unforgiving Wyoming wilderness
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(94)
 


Thu August 28, 2014
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Will the Internet Ever Be Safe for Women? "The popular web forum Fark.com felt it necessary to add "misogyny" to the moderator guidelines in order to combat the presence of rape jokes, as well as slut-shaming and victim-blaming language"
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(25)
 
(KCCI Des Moines)
 
 
 
People in Iowa apparently use landlines and incur long distance fees
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(51)
 
(Anchorage Daily News)
 
 
 
Homeland Security dept. clears own agent of threatening boy scout after "exhaustive investigation" which did not include talking to the victim or witnesses
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(43)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Chinese supplier of Samsung, Lenovo, denies using child workers, saying they're all back in school now, anyway
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(6)
 
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Old and busted: "These are not Russian soldiers in Ukraine." New hotness: "This is what Russian soldiers like to do with their vacation time, fight in the Ukraine, and Moscow is not responsible for it"
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(146)
 
(Short List)
 
 
 
Man dressed as Batman spotted speeding down a Japanese freeway on a Batcycle - he's the hero Tokyo deserves
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(24)
 
(Short List)
 
 
 
A Chinese man has handmade a Lamborghini that can reach speeds of 193mph - not as dangerous as it sounds
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(25)
 
(Japan Today)
 
 
 
Japanese porn actresses once again participate in Boob Aid 24-hour squeeze-a-thon to help fight AIDS. "I never thought my boobs could contribute to society"
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(74)
 
(South China Morning Post)
 
 
 
Chinese woman gives birth to 14 pound baby. Doctors eagerly await to see who will walk first
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(72)
 
(Kotaku)
 
 
 
Japanese students are world's most bored if these corrected textbook illustrations are anything to go by
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(6)
 
(KSTU FOX 13)
 
 
 
Old and busted: Judges overturning gay marriage bans. New Hotness: Judges overturning polygamy bans
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(311)
 


Wed August 27, 2014
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Scientists 'flip' bad memories into good ones in mice, which is kind of the exact opposite of what happened when you rolled over this morning and saw who you brought home from the bar last night
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(63)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
IMF Chief Lagarde under official investigation in France for overpaying, being too 'close' to business interest. Sacre bleu
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(15)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Still no movement in the Market Basket deal while the "Independent Board Members" make plans to close 61 stores to save money. That's some mighty fine business planning there, Artie S
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(51)
 
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Snapchat has yet to unveil a business model, and is now said to be worth $10bil. This won't take long
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(37)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Trigger-happy buddy comedy Let's Be Cops called "the worst-timed movie ever," proving that Hollywood isn't out of ideas, it just has bad ones
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(36)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
ESPN reports on Michael Sam's showering habits, confirm that even though he is surrounded by naked, soapy, muscly, glistening male bodies, he has not yet developed Gay Madness and started thrusting at anything in sight
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(106)
 
(CBS4Denver - KCNC)
 
 
 
Apparently if the airlines lose your 85-year-old mother, she's worth a $200 travel voucher. Good to know
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(38)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
PetSmart up for adoption, the impressive sexual stamina of Neanderthals, and the dinosaur victim of a shooting crime: some of Fark's favorite Headlines of the Week for 8/17 - 8/23
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(3)
 
(Business Lexington)
 
 
 
Drew gives an in-depth interview to Business Lexington on Fark's policy change to battle sexism (bonus: cool picture of Drew)
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(13)
 
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Boing Boing's reaction to FARK's new misogyny guidelines? "GO FARK"
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(27)
 


Tue August 26, 2014
(KnoxNews)
 
 
 
Come for the story about the DUI wreck involving a pantsless woman. Stay for the eyewitness account video
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(62)
 
(WJHL Tri-Cities)
 
 
 
Man discovers Tennessee is a far cry from India
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(45)
 
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Adam Jones charged with two counts of highway robbery
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(20)
 
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Begun the US drones over ISIS areas In Syria have
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(39)
 
(Foodbeast)
 
 
 
Jones Soda unveils their newest abomination: Peanut Butter & Jelly pop
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(45)
 


Mon August 25, 2014
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
European scientists announce five possible landing zones on the 67P comet and in case you were wondering, that's the one that looks like a rubber ducky hurtling through space
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(22)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Week 2 of the EPL and now the scoring starts in earnest for the FFPL. Manchester United looking for a comeback, Arsenal hoping to gain form against Everton, and the game of the week: Liverpool vs. Man City
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(524)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Gary Busey's girlfriend claims they were lovers in 32 previous lives and he's the sanest guy on TV
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(71)
 
(Salon)
 
 
 
Liberals more outraged at the sinfulness of sugar than John Lithgow ranting about dancing and Kevin Bacon's tight buns
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(63)
 
(Dice)
 
 
 
"Swing Copters" is Dong Nguyen's big middle finger to everybody who complained that "Flappy Bird" was too hard. But that hasn't stopped a billion clones from appearing
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(34)
 
(The Daily Caller)
 
 
 
"If we don't grant amnesty, illegal aliens will become terrorists." Insert yourenothelping.jpg here
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(41)
 
(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Chinese satellite spots biggest marijuana plantation in country, and it is MASSIVE (pics)
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(25)
 
(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
Disney files patent papers so it can monitor its theme parks with drones. Big Mickey is watching you
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(60)
 
(TMZ)
 
 
 
The Church of St. Nicholas will not let Lena Headey exit their cathedral topless for a pivotal Game of Thrones sequence. Talk about getting coal for Christmas
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(113)
 
(Independent)
 
 
 
Old and Busted: The ALS ice bucket challenge. New Hotness: India's Rice Bucket Challenge
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(36)
 


Sun August 24, 2014
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
"The time has come for everyone to enjoy the deliciousness of boxed wine"
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(178)
 
(WPTV)
 
 
 
Dad angry that Delta Airlines mistakenly gave his daughter to Jennifer Lopez
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(97)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Chinese farmer successfully grows pears in the shape of Buddha. Before that, all pears in China were considered to be in the shape of Americans
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(23)
 
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Guardians of the Galaxy dethrones Michael Bay's Teenage Mutant Ninja Reboot for the top spot at the box office. Newcomer Sin City: A Dame to Kill For proves not all comic book movies are created equal, bombing at #8 with $6.5 million
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(133)
 
(Salon)
 
 
 
Liberals outraged by your whiteness
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(674)
 
(Fox Business)
 
 
 
Hostess closes the Chicago bakery that created the Twinkie. The factory had been in business 84 years, or six years short of the recommended Twinkie shelf life
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(35)
 


Sat August 23, 2014
(Popular Science)
 
 
 
Huge tunnels discovered under Antarctic ice. Great old ones unavailable for comment
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(53)
 


Fri August 22, 2014
(Kare11)
 
 
 
So when is the next FARK gathering in Minnesota again?
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(1)
 
(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
"Lets hear what Dinesh D'Souza has to say about Ferguson," said no one, ever
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(148)
 
(CNBC)
 
 
 
American Airlines continues their renewed customer service push by adding a $150 babysitting fee for all unaccompanied minors
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(61)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Malaysia Airlines planes now flying on empty
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(22)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Bowling For Rhinos. Transit Lanes, Williamsville, New York. August 22, 7pm
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(48)
 


Thu August 21, 2014
(ESPN)
 
 
 
How badly did new St. Louis Cardinal John Lackey want teammate Pat Neshek's #41 jersey? He traded rights to the #41 jersey for a baseball signed by Babe Ruth, worth thousands of dollars
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(14)
 
(BusinessWeek)
 
 
 
Businesses: "We can't find enough qualified workers." Workers: "You could train good candidates and pay decent wages." Businesses: "LOL. WUT?"
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(147)
 
(Salon)
 
 
 
Liberals outraged by airplanes, wireless telegraphy
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(66)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Last month Oakland, California ended its 80-year ban on pinball machines in public, and people celebrated with a monthlong pinball tournament. Who became Oaktown's Pinball Wizard?
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(29)
 
(American Thinker)
 
 
 
The media insisted on telling the same embarrassingly fraudulent story they had told in the Martin shooting: innocent teen, academically ambitious, minding his own business, profiled by racist white vigilante --this time cop
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(478)
 
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
In addition to giving access to the NSA and any business with a checkbook, at this point Gmail (and other apps) is pretty much handing out your data to anything with a pulse
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(28)
 
(Opposing Views)
 
 
 
Old and Busted: Carrying a baby around for 9 months. New Hotness: Carrying a baby around for 38 years
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(34)
 
(New Scientist)
 
 
 
In October, Alzheimer's patients in California will become part of the first human trials to test the effectiveness of blood transfusions from young donors in reversing both dementia as well as potentially the aging process itself
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(59)
 


Wed August 20, 2014
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
SCOTUS to VA: Hold on, hold on, that's a little too much fabulousness you've got there
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(125)
 
(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
41 years ago today in a once obscure Texas ghost town, ten plus musicians gathered together and recorded arguably one of the finest live shows ever. ¡VIVA TERLINGUA
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(65)
 
(Defense One)
 
 
 
The top 100 small business federal contractors include plucky unknowns like Apple, Boeing, General Electric, Lockheed Martin, and Verizon
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(20)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
4 yr old girl goes anaphylactic from nut allergy on flight from Dublin to US. Mother requests that no nuts be served on return flight. United Airlines tells family of four that they are not a nut free airline and gives them the boot
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(418)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
So, apparently it's wrong to tell Amnesty International to "suck it"
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(83)
 


Tue August 19, 2014
(KSAT San Antonio)
 
 
 
Old and busted: Service animal. New hotness: Overdue for service animal
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(38)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Ohio attorney general candidate David Pepper (D) paid $10,000 in parking fines over the last 14 years. That's one way to support your city
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(85)
 
(Live Science)
 
 
 
Muslims think mental illness is caused by invisible jinn, whereas we in the enlightened West know that mental illness is caused by vaccines
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(58)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Source in Ferguson PD says that more than a dozen witnesses have backed up officers Darren Wilson's account of the Michael Brown Shooting. No word on who these 27 witnesses are, or when the 53 witnesses will make statements. Reporter has backtracked
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(826)
 
(Economist)
 
 
 
So few people and airlines using Pittsburgh International Airport that managers plan to turn the money-losing facility into a more lucrative fracking operation
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(28)
 
(WHO TV Des Moines)
 
 
 
"We're not criminalizing homelessness. We're just going to arrest you if you're homeless here"
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(123)
 
(Short List)
 
 
 
When adaptations deviate from the books and cause unbearable smugness
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(42)
 
(Do You Remember)
 
 
 
Where have you gone, Compaq, Eastern Airlines, and Tower Records? Our nation turns its lonely eyes to you (Woo, woo, woo)
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(78)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
According to soon to be out of business cafe owner, Australians don't like their coffee black
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(101)
 


Mon August 18, 2014
(Department of Veterans Affairs)
 
 
 
It is with deep sadness that I inform you that my very good friend and very much loved Farker, Pud has passed away. He had no living relatives and we were his only family. If you have the opportunity, feel free to join us for his memorial
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(159)
 
(Global Post)
 
 
 
Vogue editor thinks Chinese 'facekinis' could be the next hot fashion trend, Nickleback could be the next Beatles
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(121)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
If you've been to a hospital for any reason in the last five years, chances are fairly high that your personal data has been stolen by Chinese hackers
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(72)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
We're adding misogyny to Fark moderator guidelines DIT -Drew
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(4615)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Old South Church in Boston is sending 1000 origami cranes to Ferguson to help. Well unless they have secret, anime-like superweapons stuffed inside their folds, that's really kinda useless in terms of helping Ferguson deal with crooked cops
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(88)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
A rousing game of duct duct goose, mother gets her baby back baby back baby back, and Romney needs a full OS upgrade: a few of Fark's favorite Headlines of the Week for 8/10 - 8/16
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(4)
 


Sun August 17, 2014
(Livestream)
 
 
 
Ferguson Rally & etc live stream. Come on into the thread and give your respectful opinions of the interesting and changing situations as they try for fairness and justice in Missouri
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(1400)
 
(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
The Sega Genesis turned 25 years old this week, and here are 25 reasons we still love it. Bonus: Subby de-slided it for you all to enjoy
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(143)
 
(Computerworld)
 
 
 
Latest Microsoft update causing BSoD on Window 7 machines. Microsoft urges everyone to just buy Windows 8 already
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(86)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
U.S. airlines report their busiest May in six years, mostly from United trying to get its passengers to their final destinations from flights that started in April
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(8)
 
(When On Earth)
 
 
 
From the one made of glass to the one illuminated by bioluminescent phytoplankton, here are some of the world's coolest beaches that you've probably never heard of before
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(40)
 


Sat August 16, 2014
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Verizon is letting copper-line telephone networks rot because "the money is in watching cat videos on iPhones"
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(134)
 
(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
Meet the star pitcher for the team from Tennessee in the Little League World Series, Blake Money. Now meet his siblings, Morgan, Logan...and Cash. (w/"I'm never living down my name" screenshot)
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(25)
 
(LiveLeak)
 
 
 
Street cleaning in Vancouver B.C. is Serious business
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(36)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Apple decides to make life easier for hackers by storing user data on Chinese servers
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(53)
 


Fri August 15, 2014
(The American Spectator)
 
 
 
Straight-edge conservative blames drugs for Robin Williams' death, lashes out at South Park's Mr. Mackey, consarned hipsters for trivializing totally serious slogans like "Just Say No" or "Don't Do Drugs" as laugh lines
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(83)
 
(Dallas News)
 
 
 
White guy, another white guy, a taller white guy and some other white guys set out to prove scientifically that the Bible's Genesis story is literally true
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(245)
 
(AsiaOne)
 
 
 
North Korea insists the missiles it just launched were actually victory sky candles celebrating the anniversary of the liberation from Japanese colonial rule and had nothing to do with the arrival of the Pope in South Korea
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(13)
 


Thu August 14, 2014
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
How did $35,000 go missing from bank accounts of four passengers who were aboard Malaysia Airlines MH370? How indeed?
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(60)
 
(io9)
 
 
 
China expands from environmentally unsustainable coal and heavy metal mines into the modern age: environmentally unsustainable bitcoin mines
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(42)
 
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Six Geniuses arrested for running an iPhone theft ring, absconding with more than 600 phones worth half a million dollars
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(27)
 
(io9)
 
 
 
Scientists studying unhappiness start with 'career disappointment' first, move on to 'rejection' and end up with 'how your mom feels about you still living in her basement'
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(28)
 
(MyRecipes)
 
 
 
Fark Food Thread: What are your favorite homemade marinades and brines when getting food prepped? How do you tweak them to tailor to your selected ingredients? Are there bottled options that work well for you? Share and help your fellow Farkers
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(155)
 
(Inquisitr)
 
 
 
Many individuals seeking wellness will visit this clinic because it nurtures mind, body and spirit. Farkers will want to stop by because the doctor in charge lets you motorboat her breasts
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(85)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Fox News poll shows that Americans see President Obama as a rampaging Imperial tyrant, subjugating America with his iron fist. Except when they see him as a bumbling and incompetent fool, imperiling the nation with his sniveling indecisiveness
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(122)
 
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Denim sales down 6% as consumers with good genes want better jeans
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(25)
 


Wed August 13, 2014
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
George R. R. Martin says the internet has figured out the ending to Game of Thrones
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(138)
 
(International Business Times)
 
 
 
The good thing about hurricanes these days? There are so many onshore and offshore windmill developments that energy companies are making a fortune every time one blows through
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(107)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Because you were sitting in coach wondering what business-class flyers on Air Brunei get in their amenities kit, well, wonder no longer
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(16)
 
(LBC 97.3)
 
 
 
Twelve Danes die in horrific sausagefest
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(17)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Old and busted: The Cleveland Cavaliers are not talented enough to win the NBA. New hotness: The Cleveland Cavaliers are too talented to win the NBA
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(62)
 
(The Big Story)
 
 
 
US gives up on Wolverines, at least until they can get the rights back from Fox
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(23)
 
(Sky.com)
 
 
 
Cab industry disrupter Uber accuses other industry disrupter Lyft of disrupting its business
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(11)
 
(WGAL 8)
 
Video
 
Pa. state police fitness test that is target of DOJ discrimination suit is so easy even a TV reporter can do it
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(35)
 
(Riverfront Times)
 
 
 
One St Louis strip mall, two businesses. One looted the other untouched. What made the difference?
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(521)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
Old and busted: Planking. New hotness: Logging
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(90)
 
(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
Brevard County businesses complaining about zombies harassing customers. No faces eaten yet
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(23)
 
(KSDK St. Louis)
 
 
 
Big Business: Our taxes are too high. Real data: Average final corporate tax rate last year was 18%, with nearly two dozen firms paying none or negative tax rates
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(199)
 


Tue August 12, 2014
(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Petting zoos let your children get their hands on all sorts of creatures, including the microscopic ones
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(37)
 
(Medium)
 
 
 
WWII Japanese mass breakout from Australian POW camp makes The Great Escape look kinda "meh"
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(74)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
So what does parenting look like in countries that aren't America, where children aren't treated like preciously fragile snowflakes who need ribbons for every half-hearted attempt and must be protected from every imagined boo-boo and meanness?
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(151)
 
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Weakness in Atlantic City gambling buries Caesars
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(15)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Important tip for those considering a life of crime: when making a getaway from your daring heist, do not stop to urinate on a wasp nest
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(22)
 
(The Week UK)
 
 
 
George RR Martin says Game of Thrones may include gay sex, but only if the plot justifies it. Actual quote: "You can't just insert things because everyone wants to see them"
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(178)
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
Obama is sending mixed messages. One day he tells me he loves me, then the next he drones my wife. I JUST DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU WANT *sobs*
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(81)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
Tennessee judge rules that the state has a valid interest in telling gays they can't marry because that will increase the chances of straights having sex
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(218)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Fight at golf club leaves hole in one, Jelena Jankovic almost loses her set, and US air passengers reclassified as cargo: a few of Fark's favorite Headlines of the Week for 8/3 - 8/9
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(8)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
FCC mandates cellphone carriers to provide 911 texting capability. Mostly because teens aren't aware that cellphones can actually also be used for making phone calls
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(34)
 
(Medium)
 
 
 
It's widely accepted that injecting molten metal into your bloodstream will probably kill you, but now Chinese researchers say it might kill your tumors, too. Uh, yay?
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(28)
 
(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
Not satisfied with getting protected bike lanes in the city, cyclists now want protected bike lanes in the country
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(243)
 
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Bad news: USPS posts $1.96 billion 3Q loss. Worse news: USPS assures customers it will still be business as usual
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(153)
 
(KMOV St. Louis)
 
 
 
Business picks up at the Galleria Mall in St. Louis, as police respond to reports of multiple brawls breaking out in the mall
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(250)
 


Mon August 11, 2014
(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
Jerry Jones says those naughty pictures of him were "misrepresented," adding that these days he refuses to be seen with anything that cheap or old
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(10)
 
(News4Jax)
 
 
 
Not news: Local business giving away free samples outside church. Fark: This business
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(10)
 
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Let me explain something to you... you're Mr. Lebowski. I'm Senator the Dude. So that's what you call me. You know, that or, uh, Senator His Dudeness, or uh, Senator Duder, or Senator El Duderino if you're not into the whole brevity thing
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(18)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
If you want Chinese tourists to patronize your business, you better be prepared to offer them free gifts like underwear, ramen noodles, disposable slippers and 'fancy' condoms
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(33)
 
(Pajiba)
 
 
 
Newly cast 'Game of Thrones' actor passes away. And now his watch has ended
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(36)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Even the US' graft market is becoming flooded with Chinese products
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(22)
 
(Boston Herald)
 
 
 
Old and busted: Fans say baseball is too slow. New hotness: Owners voting on a new commissioner say baseball is too slow
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(48)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
Students at Chinese university so sick of heat in unairconditioned student housing that they have a pool installed in their dorm room
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(20)
 
(NBC San Diego)
 
 
 
Chinese navy invades US waters
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(214)
 


Sun August 10, 2014
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
21 foolproof pick-up lines
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(289)
 
(Examiner)
 
 
 
There are actually three states that are more corrupt than Illinois. Can you guess which ones? Nope, New Jersey didn't even make the list of the worst 10
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(148)
 
(WRAL)
 
 
 
Wanted: Look out for this bank robber, and he also has a fondness for hats
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(19)
 
(Courthouse News Service)
 
 
 
So anyone remember when the Sea Shepherd Conservation Society claimed one of their ships was rammed and sunk by a Japanese whaling vessel? Yeah, about that
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(118)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Today's fark-ready headline: Former Apple employee named Sam Sung raises more than $80,000 for charity by auctioning off his old business card
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(18)
 


Sat August 09, 2014
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
World's oldest bank in Italy, dating back to 1472, reports heavy losses. Still awaiting repayment of first business loan to Cristoforo Colombo
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(8)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
We are going to run out of things to ban on airplanes-but the supply of brain-dead security gropers is probably unlimited
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(49)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
From MST3K season 10 comes the Southern-fried awfulness of Boggy Creek II. Mike, Servo, and Crow shred this film about three college students and a professor looking for Bigfoot and end up finding Crenshaw. "Can I borrow a cup of shirt?"
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(13)
 
(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Douglas Preston has gotten more than 900 authors to sign a letter demanding that Jeff Bezos and Amazon.com "stop harming the livelihood of the authors on whom it has built its business"
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(77)
 
(YouTube)
 
Video
 
Saturday Cinema - Juggernaut, 1974 - A squad parachutes into the North Atlantic to disarm bombs aboard a luxury liner. Richard Harris and Omar Sharif star in this 70s thriller based on events ripped from the headlines
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(13)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Ever wonder why Michael Jordan wore #23 when his favorite number was 45? Why did Alex Rodriguez pick #13? Or, why do Japanese players refuse to wear #4? Yes, it's a numbers game
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(21)
 
(LiveLeak)
 
 
 
Japanese rope rescue in not a euphemism, but you might wish it was
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(14)
 
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Got any plans for tomorrow? Scrap 'em - we're all going to die in a biblical supermoon deluge and ALL CAPS headlines
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(91)
 


Fri August 08, 2014
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Dad doesn't want his daughter dating some guy so he shoots the man dating his daughter and attempts to kill the witness sitting on the porch too. Did I mention the mother helping to cover it up and that mom and dad are cops?
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(71)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Which states are the most stoned? Hint: probably not the ones you think (warning: slide show)
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(33)
 
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Lululemon sheers their business in half
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(10)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
British town engineers redesign old stone bridge so vehicle traffic can never damage it by reducing traffic to two lanes so narrow that a motorcycle would have trouble staying between the curbs (pics)
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(42)
 
(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
Here's the NFL's head of officiating Dean Blandino on Jerry Jones' party bus outside of a strip club. That's gotta be cool with the other teams, right?
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(48)
 
(Maryland Community News)
 
 
 
Water Utilities 10 years ago: "We need to save water. Install high-efficiency toilets and washing machines." Water Utilities now: "You're not buying enough water. Enjoy your new maintenance and infrastructure fees. And a 9 percent increase in rates"
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(138)
 
(Inforum)
 
 
 
Fargo has problem with business sign that reads, "Ex wife sale: Duct tape, chainsaw, shovels"
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(62)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
This just in from the Romero Institute: Hurricanes are disruptive of everyday life
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(7)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
Slate gets outraged that anyone wanting to become a lawyer and pass the bar exam have to disclose if they have ever had a mental illness, failing to realize anyone who wants to become a lawyer already has a mental illness
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(111)
 
(Belfast Telegraph)
 
 
 
Study finds when celebrities promote charitable causes, it does nothing to raise awareness of the charity but makes the stars more popular with the public
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(8)
 
(Short List)
 
 
 
Ridiculously detailed Game Of Thrones subway maps - if you're going to a wedding, best not hop on the red line
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(14)
 
(Cinema Blend)
 
 
 
DC changes the face of comic book movies... by ripping off Marvel's business model
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(69)
 
(NewsBusters)
 
 
 
Mother Jones believes that no pro-lifers actually believe that abortion is murder, it just that they all hate women, like the 45% of women who are pro-lifers
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(272)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Malaysian Airlines stock trading suspended by Malaysian stock exchange to prevent stock price from... well, you know
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(12)
 


Thu August 07, 2014
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Convenient: stocking up on food and water to be ready for an earthquake and two hurricanes at the same time
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(84)
 
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
New Nazca lines appear. THIS MEANS SOMETHING
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(93)
 
(Flavorwire)
 
 
 
Ah, punk rock. Who can forget those great bands like The Ramones, Sex Pistols, Grateful Dead, Circle Jerks...wait, what?
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(183)
 
(WGAL 8)
 
Video
 
Every once in a while humanity is given a great gift. This gift is an 11-year-old boy, an 11-year-old boy who plays polka like nobody's business. Cue the accordion
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(22)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Promotional copy for an upcoming NFL football game: "Sunday, November 2, 2014, at University of Minnesota Stadium, it's the Minnesota Vikings hosting that Washington team with the racist name"
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(135)
 
(630 WPRO)
 
 
 
World's nicest and/or most naive and/or bravest woman answers door at midnight and allows two strangers to have some water and charge their cell phones. Later learns they were evading authorities after killing a border agent
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(60)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
The next threat to the middle class? Machines that will do their jobs better, more efficiently, and without pay
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(212)
 
(io9)
 
 
 
What do sex dolls and cell phones have in common?
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(67)
 


Wed August 06, 2014
(WTKR)
 
 
 
News: Police called when woman found drunk and pantless. Fark: On her first day as a high school teacher. (With hot mug-shot goodness)
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(168)
 
(Gothamist)
 
 
 
Old and busted: Planet of The Apes. New Hotness: Planet of the Bears. I, for one, welcome our new bear overlords
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(67)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Old and Busted: smuggling cocaine in submarines and speed boats. New Hotness: smuggling cocaine in the Spanish Navy's 86 year old, four-masted sailing ship
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(26)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Russia threatens to ban flights of European airlines over Siberia, causing a drop in the shares of their own carriers, which would lose fees paid for the use of these routes. Ta-Da
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(65)
 
(24 Dash)
 
 
 
"Summertime and the living is easy. Unless your colleagues are away on holiday and you're having to cover for the lazy bastards. Which colleague annoys you the most? It's the Wednesday Whinge Guide to Annoying Workmates"
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(36)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Jerry Jones in pictures with young women, or as he refers to them as "Romo replacements"
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(59)
 
(AOL)
 
 
 
Hiring drones to photograph your wedding is actually illegal according to the FAA. Who knew?
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(71)
 
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Kanye West: "I am the smartest f*cking celebrity you've ever dealt with." Given that he said this to a paparazzo he was beating up, however, undermines his ludicrous claim
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(73)
 
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
American Airlines cuts meals in first class on flights less than 2 hours and 45 minutes. Or as Jet Blue calls 2 hours and 45 minutes, clearing for takeoff
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(78)
 
(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
Poor hearing confines older adults to their homes, makes them easier prey when the robots come
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(21)
 


Tue August 05, 2014
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Europe's largest bank, HSBC, all butthurt and whiny after record fines for its own misconduct mean their profit drops to $12.3 billion - for six months to the end of June
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(17)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Yes, it's primary day again, folks. So let's sit back and watch the crazy fight the establishment with these seven races we should watch. This is the only time we'll ever give a damn about Tennessee or Kansas
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(49)
 
(Baltimore City Paper)
 
 
 
When your blog post starts with the sentence "dudes ruin everything", odds are you are wrong and have nothing intelligent to say, even if the article is about the weirdness of Bronies
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(70)
 
(Billings Gazette)
 
 
 
Army. Marines. Army. Marines. Army. Marines. Army. Marines. Army. Marines. Army. Marines. Army. Marines. Army. Marines. Army. Marines. Army. Marines. Army. Marines. Army. Marines. Army
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(138)
 
(EurekAlert)
 
 
 
"A group of scientists from South Korea have converted used cigarette butts into a high-performing material that could be integrated into computers, handheld devices, electrical vehicles and wind turbines to store energy"
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(16)
 
(Time)
 
 
 
Under Obamacare, college kids can stay on their parents' insurance and get mental health care they need. This is clearly a scheme to eliminate craziness as a factor in mass shootings and take our guns away
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(47)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Astronomers discover that we're in the Hot Sister galaxy, Marion Barry cracks up his car, and the joy of homophones: a few of Fark's favorite Headlines of the Week for 7/27 - 8/2
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(0)
 
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
"This is a Japanese sport called Bo-Taoshi. Remember that game you played in grade school where a kid would stand on top of a mound of snow or dirt and everyone else would try to push him off? It's basically that, except with more flying jump kicks"
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(36)
 
(KSAT San Antonio)
 
 
 
Texas woman looks a little drained after setting a Guiness World Record by donate over 400 gallons of breast milk
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(79)
 


Mon August 04, 2014
(WTOP)
 
 
 
Good news for all Farkers out there with blossoming rap careers, as judge says your violent lyrics cannot be used as evidence against you in your first murder trial. Still no word from the bench about your Fark headlines though
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(34)
 
(KNBC 4 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Topless woman arrested and charged with theft after shoplifting at a local Macy's. Prosecutors are doubtful of getting a conviction as none of the witnesses got a good look at her face
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(42)
 
(Short List)
 
 
 
"The man with the hat is back...and this time he's bringing his dad" - Great films, shame about the taglines
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(26)
 
(Kare11)
 
 
 
Minnesota mayor forced out of office in a controversial move. Fark: Mayor was five years old
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(66)
 
(LBC 97.3)
 
 
 
British officials plan to slap diesel vehicles with £20 spot fines if vehicles are left idling for as little as one minute to reduce pollution. Good thing heavy diesels are designed to be turned off and on dozens of times a day
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(47)
 
(The Times of India)
 
 
 
Don't mind that buzzing overhead. It's just the proliferation of drones in New York City
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(30)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Paul Ryan has now gone full Alex Jones. Never go full Alex Jones
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(238)
 
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Paparazzi company admits to using drones to spy on celebrity homes
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(59)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Cubanes Domus Eunt
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(63)
 


Sun August 03, 2014
(HBO)
 
 
 
Will Bill find an honest attorney? Does fae blood turn hep-v into super hep-v? Will Violet have Adilyn for dessert or will Sarah ever get back into designer clothes? Tune in to HBO's 'True Blood' tonight at 9pm ET and find out
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(30)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Death toll in powerful Chinese earthquake rises to 0.0000109974% of its population
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(40)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Wedding day in Camelot for RFK Jr. and Cheryl Hines, who tied the knot in Hyannis Port. Remember the days when a Kennedy wedding was equal to a royal wedding?
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(36)
 
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Scienticians drill down on social networks, determine they're still just a bunch of ones and zeroes
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(10)
 
(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
Standing room only sections on planes could result in lower fares. Most U.S. passengers immediately qualify to be reclassified as "cargo"
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(39)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Together again and now we're here and there's no need remembering when. Except for this 1984 behind-the-scenes footage of the making of The Muppets Take Manhattan, including remarks from Jim Henson and Frank Oz on what it was like to film in NYC
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(8)
 
(WISHTV)
 
 
 
In America, most of us love our Jesus but we're also thankful he wasn't born here cause the headline woulda' certainly read, "Woman arrested for leaving newborn baby in trash can of business," and that woulda been awkward
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(50)
 


Sat August 02, 2014
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Old and busted: I'm going to play until I'm 45. New hotness: I'm too worn down to participate in training camp
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(11)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
"Today's glimpse into the fascinating life of Chicken, the dwarf hamster superstar, finds her going about her typical morning routine" (w/ ultimate cuteness pics)
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(10)
 
(Foodbeast)
 
 
 
Guinness finally working on making a tolerable beer
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(116)
 
(Sun News Network)
 
 
 
Old and busted: birthday cake. New hotness: $900 birthday cupcake
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(56)
 
(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
If you're planning public nakedness in Sweden here are some simple rules to follow. (SFW and deslided for your comfort)
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(26)
 
(When On Earth)
 
 
 
Make no bones about it, the "Killing Caves" of the Khmer Rouge is an emotionally powerful tourist destination
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(54)
 


Fri August 01, 2014
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Christopher Nolan and JJ Abrams help keep Kodak in business and producing film stock, because gravelly voices and lens flare just don't have the same feel on digital as they do on real film
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(63)
 
(Bleacher Report)
 
 
 
Jerry Jones is so confident in Tony Romo, he's included a full set of home playoff tickets with each season ticket order
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(39)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Old & busted: Fighting fire with fire. New hotness: Fighting monkeys with monkey impersonators
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(18)
 
(Wall Street Journal)
 
 
 
Easy A for a "Game of Thrones" college class? Not so, says UVA students
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(29)
 
(The Noobist)
 
 
 
Heads up, everyone: Game of Thrones is ruining television
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(85)
 
(WTVR)
 
 
 
Old-and-busted: 226 year old tiny town in Virginia, with ties to Thomas Jefferson and Marquis de Lafayette. New hotness: Using internet crowdfunding to save itself
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(25)
 
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
United Airlines hopes that their new 4 1/2 minute inflight safety video prevents you from freaking out when the oxygen mask drops down and the plane is heading for the ocean
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(17)
 
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Semi-trailer crash covers interstate 465 in butter. Police looking for any witnesses who may have seen Paula Deen fleeing the scene
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(41)
 
(Channel 5)
 
 
 
Woman who went on 98 dates in nine months sums up: "I grew up in Minnesota and we had a state fair. The pigs, the cows, the horses would all be paraded for their blue ribbon. When I date, I feel that I am the pig, the cow or the horse" (pic)
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(148)
 
(Biloxi Sun Herald)
 
 
 
Mississippi Supreme Court disciplines judge after she sent three 15-year-olds to a juvenile home to be strip searched, drug tested, and have a three-day stay. Their alleged crime? Walking through a woman's yard (they were later found not guilty)
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(75)
 
(Christian Science Monitor)
 
 
 
Old and Busted: Glow-in-the-dark ice cream. New Hotness: Ice cream that changes colors as you eat it
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(34)
 
(Rocketnews 24)
 
 
 
Japanese farmer lynches Elmo doll, erects innovative scarecrow that will chase away all crows, all humans under 4
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(35)
 


Thu July 31, 2014
(io9)
 
 
 
Archaeologists find four human pelvic bones attached to a stick, plan to name it "Keira Knightly"
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(37)
 
(The State)
 
 
 
Latest use for drones? Flying contraband items over prison walls
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(27)
 
(News West 9)
 
 
 
George W. Bush to write book about his father. Tentative titles include "50 shades of no new taxes", "Curious George and the Japanese Prime Minister's Lap" and "In the Shadow of Alzheimer's"
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(45)
 
(Rocketnews 24)
 
 
 
So you're being beaten down by a group of five and everyone is just recording it on their phones instead of helping, when suddenly Ray Rice joins the fray
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(42)
 


Wed July 30, 2014
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Fomrer Va Gov. Bob McDonnell seems to be resting his legal defense on the theory that his wife was a greedy grasping biatch who shook down those wealthy businessmen all on her own and he didn't know nuthin' about it
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(49)
 
(The Age (Melbourne))
 
 
 
Social media strategy experts recommend that small business owners build loyalty by encouraging their customers, especially young females, to post naked or near-naked selfies. The ultimate sticky strategy?
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(9)
 
(The New Yorker)
 
Video
 
Fifty years ago, as headliners, the Rolling Stones had to follow "arguably the most electrifying performance in the history of postwar American music"
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(34)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
Well that's just great: Russian insurgents have planted mines all over the MH17 crash site
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(130)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
With the Japanese appetite for crazy, you'd just know it was a matter of time before Pokémon themed food would show up on a restaurant menu
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(9)
 
(News On 6 Tulsa)
 
 
 
Old and busted: Online diploma mills. New hotness: Online service animal certification mills, so that you can take your pet with you anywhere, and due to regulations, nobody is allowed to question the validity
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(143)
 


Tue July 29, 2014
(Huffington Post UK)
 
 
 
It gets annoying after a while when the Prince of Darkness keeps sending you text messages just because you performed a failed exorcism on a teenage girl
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(50)
 
(The Big Lead)
 
 
 
All of southeast Asia transfixed by hot volleyball player from Kazakhstan: "Local media that would normally only write a couple of lines about the competition are devoting 10 page photo features about her and artists are turning out anime fantasies"
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(51)
 
(Motorsports Talk)
 
 
 
Stewart-Haas and Joe Gibbs Racing planes collide at North Carolina Airport. Eyewitnesses say they hadn't seen a NASCAR-related jet engine collision like that since Juan Pablo Montoya at Daytona
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(17)
 
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Civilians airlines seek advice on flying over war zones, because the word "don't" seems too difficult for them to understand
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(28)
 
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Cute Japanese martial arts star throws out the first pitch ... after breaking 10 stone blocks with her head
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(18)
 
(Think Progress)
 
 
 
Fast food workers vow civil disobedience over low pay, threaten to occupy restaurants, hinder business operations. Otherwise known as Monday
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(36)
 
(Mercury News)
 
 
 
How Silicon Valley startups are totally disrupting the business paradigm of caffeine in the morning and alcohol at night
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(10)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
In fairness there was no "bird plucking prohibited" sign on the train
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(34)
 


Mon July 28, 2014
(WWE)
 
 
 
How will Cena respond to Heyman's promo? Did Stephanie survive her trip to county lockup? Will we witness the formation of a new Nation of Domination? Can Ryder win twice in a row? Find out on WWE Raw (8pm est, USA/WWE Network)
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(1851)
 
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Conflict in Gaza, chaos in the Ukraine, Planes dropping out of the sky like rain - All things more cheerful than the Leftovers
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(111)
 
(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Here is the only negative review of Guardians of the Galaxy (so far), but what's even stranger is this critic claims Marvel movies are built on "an unshakeable foundation of self-seriousness"
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(84)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
The USDA is moving towards final approval of a rule that would remove government inspectors and allow the meat processors to guard the salmonella assembly lines
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(78)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
The joy of sects, tyrannosaur gangs, and feathered little bags of shiat: a few of Fark's favorite Headlines of the Week for 7/20 - 7/26
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(2)
 
(Squarespace)
 
 
 
Please check out our podcast. The latest one is our best so far. We're just getting started so please go easy. Itunes store link in teh first post
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(17)
 
(Independent)
 
 
 
British police to start confiscating drivers' cell phones after all car accidents, no matter how minor, to check whether either one was on their phone when the accident happened
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(69)
 
(Equestria Daily)
 
 
 
You think a box full of kittens or a box full of puppies will make you go HNNNNNNGH? Well, fans of My Little Pony are upping the cuteness. Post ponies
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(159)
 
(The Onion)
 
 
 
Marvel reimagines the Green Goblin as left handed
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(31)
 


Sun July 27, 2014
(Philly.com)
 
 
 
Breast feeding equipment? In my vending machines? It's more likely than you think
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(21)
 
(Burlington Free Press)
 
 
 
You can sleep well at night knowing that the city council of Burlington, Vermont is still empowered to censor stereopticons (and more strange-law goodness besides)
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(20)
 
(New Scientist)
 
Video
 
U.S. Marines flee non-lethal pain ray weapon, provide new "NOPE" gifs
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(138)
 
(International Business Times)
 
 
 
In the future, you will submit funnier Fark headlines via your mind
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(13)
 
(Science Alert (Australia))
 
 
 
After 100 years, geologists finally think they've figured out how sailing stones in Death Valley move on their own (pics)
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(40)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
With airlines being fined every week for passenger rights violations, the industry has told Congress to make the DOT back off
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(43)
 
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Mick Jagger blows out 71 candles on his birthday cake. Another list of the 10 greatest Stones songs? Yes, but this one gets it right
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(88)
 


Sat July 26, 2014
(NPR)
 
 
 
Mysterious, repeated bursts of radio waves from space are baffling astronomers. "Nothing has been ruled out at the moment - not even the kind of outrageous claims you'd expect to see in tabloid headlines"
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(50)
 
(Rocketnews 24)
 
 
 
Japanese vending-machine soft drink hipsters, this is your article to read. "The most we spent for any of our liquid refreshments was 100 yen, and a few real bargains were priced at just 80 yen"
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(10)
 
(Digital Journal)
 
 
 
Biologists warn world to prepare for 6th mass extinction in planet's history but most of the animals going extinct are ones we don't eat, so it's all good
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(14)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Dog can't handle the happiness at reuniting with a loved one who has been away for two years, passes out (warning, VERY loud whining at beginning of video)
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(22)
 
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Alexander Siddig, best known for portraying genetically enhanced Dr. Julian Bashir on Star Trek: Deep Space Nine, joins the cast of Game of Thrones. And so does Jonathan Pryce, but he was in a crappy Bond film
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(112)
 
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
'Game of Thrones' has a rather epic blooper reel
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(39)
 


Fri July 25, 2014
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
To oppose the brainwashing of students, Florida representative wants to brainwash students with mandatory showings of Dinesh D'Souza's "America"
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(153)
 
(Daily Telegraph)
 
 
 
Deadpool/Spiderman arrested/not arrested on a Sydney train because of weapons/cupcakes. Man, I hate when alternate timelines mix
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(12)
 
(Rocketnews 24)
 
 
 
Japanese newscaster, who previously admitted to not knowing what PowerPoint was, suggests that residents facing power outages during heatwave use electric fans to stay cool. This guy is like the anti-Romero or something
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(42)
 
(WTOP)
 
 
 
Old and busted: Upskirt photos. New hotness: Upskirt panty removal
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(36)
 
(AZ Family)
 
 
 
Old and busted: Welcome to my Nightmare. New Alice Cooperness: Welcome to my Thrift Store
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(24)
 
(Think Progress)
 
 
 
The GOP has a cunning plan to win back women voters: we're blocking contraception to protect you from brittle bones. Why is everyone laughing?
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(48)
 
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Obama just called every business in the Fortune 500 "corporate deserters." And he's right
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(158)
 
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Seattleite attempts to understand himself better by analyzing The Onion headlines about Seattle
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(10)
 


Thu July 24, 2014
(Politico)
 
 
 
Old and busted: John Walsh plagiarizes Master's thesis. New hotness: John Walsh plagiarizes Senate resolution
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(44)
 
(Short List)
 
 
 
Jake Gyllenhaal reaches levels of skinny, bug-eyed creepiness in new Nightcrawler trailer. Even Steve Buscemi is repulsed
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(50)
 
(WESH Orlando)
 
 
 
Cops seek answers in professor's slaying. Promptly distribute blue books to neighbors and potential witnesses
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(41)
 
(WCNC Charlotte)
 
 
 
Man consumes 12 "tallboy" Buds, crashes his car, asks witnesses if they thought he was driving under the influence, then responds to officer asking him if he is okay with, "I'm drunk." Breathalyzer gets contact buzz
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(18)
 
(SILive)
 
 
 
Problem: Need $150 million for your project because US investors see it as a giant failure in the making. Solution: Allow rich Chinese to buy-in through federal program in exchange for green cards
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(47)
 
(Kill Some Time)
 
Video
 
Two marines confront a fake decorated soldier at a funeral. Give them both a medal for persistence
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(74)
 
(WFSB Connecticut)
 
 
 
Old and Busted: Leaving babies in the car. New Hotness: Leaving your mom locked in the car
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(38)
 
(WATE Knoxville)
 
 
 
Two months after Tennessee restaurant says "Guns are welcome" business has really shot up
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(114)
 
(NFL)
 
 
 
Jerry Jones has already given Jason Garrett the dreaded Vote of Confidence
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(85)
 
(KKTV Colorado Springs)
 
 
 
Southwest Airlines: Complain about our service on social media? Kiss your reserved seat good-bye until you delete the complaint
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(145)
 


Wed July 23, 2014
(NASCAR)
 
 
 
Racing? In my Wednesday night? It's more likely than you think. It's the NCWTS Mudsummer Classic at Eldora Speedway (9:00 PM ET, FS1)
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(260)
 
(Mumbai Mirror)
 
 
 
Surprisingly the record holder for the Guinness Book of World Records for the most teeth extracted from one person is not British
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(31)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The wonders of technology: experience drowning through this interactive video. Headphones & full screen recommended
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(27)
 
(Des Moines Register)
 
 
 
COPS films its third episode on the mean streets of...Des Moines?
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(38)
 
(Gawker)
 
 
 
AP: "BREAKING: Dutch military plane carrying bodies from Malaysia Airlines Flight 17 crash lands in Einhoven"
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(160)
 
(FoodBev)
 
 
 
It took a decision by a government tribunal to make it official, but now it is: pyramid-shaped tea bags are actually better than square or round ones
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(82)
 
(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Headlines that Cure Hunger: "Kid Rock subpoenaed to produce glass sex toy in Insane Clown Posse lawsuit"
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(36)
 
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Reporter who rifled through Malaysia Airlines crash victim's luggage says "I crossed the line." Apparently that was never covered in Journalism 101
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(82)
 


Tue July 22, 2014
(Fox 5 Las Vegas)
 
 
 
As God as my witness, I thought hot tubs could fly
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(17)
 
(Free Images)
 
 
 
Photoshop these silhouetted businesspeople
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(17)
 
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Dude wants to buy my business with the $10,000 he carries in a sock. Seems legit to me
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(43)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Buckingham Palace guards kick their repertoire up a little for the tourists with their rendition of "Game Of Thrones"
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(14)
 


Mon July 21, 2014
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
If you see a man with 200 panties, you either are at a Tom Jones concert or have found a thief wanted by Augusta police
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(50)
 
(Wall Street Journal)
 
 
 
The Week of Weird Al wraps up by showing us why he's the king of the parody song... because he knows his business
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(39)
 
(LiveLeak)
 
 
 
Attention: Dear Leader orders immediate removal from interwebs of Chinese video highlighting his dance moves
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(20)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Nickel back sucks, Germans get off by Gotze, and murderous amoeba: a few of Fark's favorite Headlines of the Week for 7/13 - 7/19
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(0)
 
(The Week UK)
 
 
 
A roundup of the more insane conspiracy theories that people believe happened with the Malaysian Airlines "crash" in Ukraine
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(178)
 
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Hey Adam Jones, how many outs does it take to get to the start of the next inning in a baseball game?
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(25)
 
(Daily Telegraph)
 
 
 
Going to a Chinese restaurant and don't speak Chinese? You'll just have to order off the English menu...at 10% extra per dish
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(315)
 
(Newsmax Health)
 
 
 
Ever wonder why Farkers have lower chances of having osteoporosis, arthritis, heart attack and stroke, kidney stones, cancer causing carcinogens, dementia, and diabetes? Four letters. Here comes the science
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(25)
 
(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Old and busted: Drunken British hooligan soccer fans. New hotness: Drunken British hooligan wasps
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(16)
 


Sun July 20, 2014
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Once again, John Kerry gets caught speaking honestly
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(168)
 
(NESN)
 
 
 
Take a wild freaking guess who said this: "Somebody asked me if we focus on New England. Bullsh*t. I have to be honest, I don't worry about them. They need to worry about us"
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(42)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
Remember when the CBO were screaming that minimum wage increases would hurt small businesses and kill jobs? Yeah, about that
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(123)
 
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Dawn of the Planet of the Apes remains #1 at the box office with $35 million while The Purge 2: Purgelectric Boogaloo is #2 with $30 million. Newcomers Planes: Fire & Rescue and Sex Tape take #3 and #4, barely making it past $15 million
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(104)
 
(CBS Miami)
 
 
 
Key West held its annual "Running of the Bulls" festival, in which dozens of men dressed up like Ernest Hemingway, ran while holding plastic bulls, and then drank and thought about the war
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(40)
 
(SacBee)
 
 
 
Remember when business groups were screaming that California's tax increases would hurt small businesses and kill jobs? Yeah, about that
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(80)
 
(Martha's Vineyard Times)
 
 
 
For less than a million dollars, scientists can hack prairie chicken genes to de-extinct the heath hen
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(24)
 
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
I don't know who this 'Rainier' is but the MRI of his intestines are really explosive
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(50)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Russia forgets that Wikipedia edits are all logged by IP address. Starts changing information on Malaysia Airlines Flight 17
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(232)
 
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Ericsson shares jump on news of someone buying one of their phones
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(10)
 


Sat July 19, 2014
(KTVU Bay Area News)
 
 
 
More than 30 years ago a World War II veteran began building and maintaining hillside cross made up of thousands of stones, all hand-placed to honor his fellow veterans who never made it home. Now a 15-year-old boy is fighting to keep the area intact
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(64)
 
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
So, let's not forget this year's Japanese All-Star Game, especially when Wily Mo Peña hit the first pitch almost out of the stadium
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(22)
 
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Old & busted: Craft beer. New hotness: Craft coffee
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(73)
 
(Scientific American)
 
 
 
There is nothing to stop the Chinese from messing with Neil Armstrong's footprints on the moon. Except for Clara Moskowitz
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(45)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
New study finds that banning cell phones while driving does nothing to increase safety, mainly because most people are utterly terrible drivers anyway and will simply replace one distracting behavior for another. Yes, including you
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(94)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
"Is there any good way to work the phrase 'I have a mental illness' into an online dating profile?"
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(202)
 
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Google considering turning NYC public payphones into wi-fi hotspots, dramatically increasing users' chances of getting infected...with something
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(28)
 
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Wall Street shoots down Malaysia Airlines stock
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(7)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Airline offers full refund for any future flights during the next seven days. No questions asked. Difficulty: Malaysia Airlines
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(13)
 


Fri July 18, 2014
(YouTube)
 
 
 
The Game of Thrones dubstep remix you didn't even know you wanted
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(15)
 
(Contact Music)
 
 
 
'Planes, Fire & Rescue' is actually..pretty...good?
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(42)
 
(Uproxx)
 
 
 
Did Ned Stark himself just confirm the most popular Game of Thrones fan theory? Book reader self-righteousness is coming
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(138)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
"Malaysia Airlines Flight MH17: What we know so far"
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(126)
 
(CBS Boston)
 
 
 
Old and busted: Aerosol cheese. New Hotness: Aerosol cake
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(133)
 


Thu July 17, 2014
(LA Times)
 
 
 
The world's 59 biggest airlines collected $31.5 billion in passenger fees and charges in 2013, a 1,200% increase since 2007
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(27)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Prank 'eyewitness' on air on MSNBC says MH shot down 'by a blast of wind by Howard Stern's ass.' Unbelievably, TV host presses on, asks another question
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(148)
 
(Popular Science)
 
 
 
The USGS releases map of the most hazardous earthquake zones in the US; sucks to be you, *entire* West Coast, Mississippi and Ohio Rivers confluence states, and....South Carolina?
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(91)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
You're not going to believe this, but Samsung has suddenly gotten into the premium priced headphones business
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(86)
 
(Daily Freeman)
 
 
 
You mean it's NOT ok to take pictures in your exam room windows from my new video cam equipped drone? Who knew (with "who me" mug shot goodness)
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(59)
 
(WCVB Boston)
 
 
 
For sale: Fortress-like home in NH owned by infamous family. Difficulty: may contain land mines, booby traps
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(54)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Instead of businesses paying to pollute, taxpayers will pay them not to pollute
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(7)
 
(Uproxx)
 
 
 
Weird Al's awkward Fox Business interview further proves he's the hero we need right now
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(163)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Typhoon Rammasun is headed to China as it kills at least ten in the Philippines, predicts that Romney will win the 2012 presidential election by 7 points
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(10)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
American speed record train. How, you say? Jet engines naturally. When, you say? 1966
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(9)
 
(Phuket Gazette)
 
 
 
The best photo of "Happy Chinese tourists" pointing a finger at an apprehended "unemployed bag snatcher" that you will see today...or ever
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(21)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Rubenesque Kate Upton falling out of her bikini to the left; quotes about the hideous manatee from Studman to the right
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(181)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Kansas City man builds business as no-questions-asked pawnbroker of players' sports memorabilia
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(14)
 


Wed July 16, 2014
(The Journal (Ireland))
 
 
 
In case you're yearning to see what a real letter looks and reads like (remember those days?), here are some amazing ones from back in the day
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(35)
 
(UFC)
 
 
 
Wednesday Night MMA: UFC Fight Night 45, with Donald "Cowboy" Cerrone vs Jim Miller. Early prelims at 6:30 PM ET on Fight Pass, televised prelims at 7 PM ET and main card at 9 PM ET, both on Fox Sports 1
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(134)
 
(Utah People's Post)
 
 
 
Minnesota Vikings deny they confirmed they denied a report that confirmed assistant coach's denial that Chris Kluwe confirmed
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(91)
 
(Detroit Metro Times)
 
 
 
If you're playing in the park and you hear a low roar of engines coming, take cover. There is a new gang in Detroit, and the police are powerless to stop them
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(50)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Hindu community up in arms over Urban Outfitters duvet cover featuring deity Ganesh
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(Kickstarter)
 
 
 
Farker has a Kickstarter project that will help you stop missing bonus scenes after the credits in movies. Why fund potato salad when this is so much better
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(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
New business venture finally asks the question, "Would you trust your mechanic to cut your hair?"
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Paris Hilton's latest music video is an explosion of glitter, unicorns, rainbows and autotune. Warning: You might get a seizure from all the fabulousness
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Tue July 15, 2014
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In traditional sign that Apple has a new iPhone coming, fake versions of iPhone 6's are already popping up in the Chinese market for $50 or less
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(Fox Sports)
 
 
 
Which league