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500 headlines found matching 'nes'
Sun October 19, 2014
Source     Fark Headline Comments
(NYPost)
 
 
 
David Letterman's cue card guy fired for assaulting bossy staff writer. Cue cards: SERIOUS BUSINESS
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Ben Carson wants you to know that the Decline and Fall of the Roman Empire had nothing to do with economics or religion or barbarians and everything to do with Political Correctness. TMYK*
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(IGN)
 
 
 
Guardians of the Galaxy, or, Interplanetary Unusual Attacking Team, suffers from poor subtitles in its Chinese release. Do not want
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Sat October 18, 2014
(Fark)
 
Plug
 
Infinite monkeys: Shakespeare. Ten monkeys and a couple hours: TFD
 
 
(West Chester Daily Local)
 
 
 
Lawyer that double billed his firm faces $6 million in fines, loss of all property, and 340 years in prison. If he'd used a gun he'd be out in 10
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(37)
 
(The State Column)
 
 
 
If you can't compete in business, the next best thing is bribing lawmakers into making your competitor illegal
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(42)
 
(Time)
 
 
 
How do you say "Come at me bro" in Chinese?
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(65)
 
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Childhood obesity dropping in preschool-age kids. Pharmaceutical companies immediately cut production on Flintstones high cholesterol pills
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(12)
 
(Popular Mechanics)
 
 
 
Man creates new typewriter that combines the worst of the '70s and the worst of '90s. You've probably never heard of it
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(29)
 
(Fark)
 
Plug
 
Totalfark: Our alcohol budget rivals a Third World country's GDP
 
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Nuclear reactors near active Japanese volcanoes called "unsafe" by the country's department of understatement
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(11)
 
(Fortune)
 
 
 
HP is splitting up because "huge companies are too big to manage, and can't work out good for societies," forgets to tell Samsung to stop filling our need for smartphones, HDTVS, home appliances, construction equipment and engines for cargo ships
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(29)
 
(io9)
 
 
 
A behind-the-scenes look at what it is like trying to post on the Caturday thread
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(911)
 
(CBS New York)
 
 
 
Man learns the hard way from wife that you can't just 'die', come back and collect your pension money claiming you had amnesia
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Fri October 17, 2014
(Icelandmag)
 
 
 
Volcanoes are hardly the only natural freakiness in Iceland - when it gets windy enough the waterfalls flow upside-down. With impossible-to-pronounce video goodness
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(22)
 
(Strange Beaver)
 
 
 
Star Wars mashed with the opening theme song from Greatest American Hero = Awesomeness
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(31)
 
(Salon)
 
 
 
Tennessee has the lowest per capita tax revenue in the USA. Let's see how this real world Galt's Gulch is prospering, shall we?
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(216)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Frontier Airlines seeking 800 passengers who flew on same plane as nurse with Ebola. United executives: *pinkie to corner of mouth*
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
The Chinese stamp their feet and hold their breath like they do every year the Japanese PM honors war casualties
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(105)
 
(Short List)
 
 
 
This pair of headphones is so advanced it might as well take the garbage out for you - and by garbage we mean Beats
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Thu October 16, 2014
(Sporting News)
 
 
 
Mark Sanchez busted eating stadium food on the sidelines *during* an NFL game; this is not a repeat from 2009
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(38)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
FBI director warns that new encrypted phones from Apple and Google could make it much harder for law enforcement agencies to listen in on your phone calls and read your e-mail. That's a feature, not a bug, pal
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(Rock Paper Shotgun)
 
 
 
Digital Extremes, makers of The Darkness 2 and Warframe, is now majority owned by a chicken company, and that has unleashed one of the most fowl pun wars that the internet has ever seen
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(22)
 
(Bay News 9)
 
 
 
St. Petersburg Hellview Cemetery - Haunted by ghosts of Tocobaga natives washed out to sea by hurricanes, serpent worshiping homesteaders, elderly shuffleboard players shuffling
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(21)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Two Ohio schools have closed because an employee flew on a Frontier Airlines jet that may have previously carried an ebola patient. By the same logic, subby has probably slept with Kate Upton. Score
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(ABC7 Chicago)
 
 
 
Eluding the police? You can try to blend in at a marathon. (Bonus: Mugshot goodness included.)
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Wed October 15, 2014
(Huffington Post UK)
 
 
 
Battle of the drums between U.S. Marines and the South Korean Army is both impressive and uplifting
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(30)
 
(NHL)
 
 
 
Wednesday night is Rivalry Night in the NHL: The long-standing conference foes Red Wings and Bruins will face off in the Motor City while Chicago hosts Calgary. Then it's off to the desert for Edmonton and Arizona. Games start at 8pm, EST
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(67)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Google Glass user treated for internet addiction, smugness intoxication
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(15)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Old and busted: razor blades in Halloween candy. New hotness: marijuana in Halloween candy
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(114)
 
(Descrier)
 
 
 
Bono apologises for forcing U2's album on all iTunes users, blames it on the fact the band is out of ideas
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Tue October 14, 2014
(io9)
 
 
 
In the 20th century we came up with some really far out ideas about how to reinvent the book, here are some of the wackier ones
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(30)
 
(io9)
 
 
 
Report released by the Commies at the Defense Department warns that climate change threatens to intensify global instability, while undermining U.S. military readiness. Congress set to disregard the findings, and block its recommendations
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(59)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
You think 'Cattle Class' is cramped on airlines? Well get a load of 'Chicken Coop' class
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(54)
 
(The Local)
 
 
 
Ten jobs alcoholics shouldn't do: Number one - An anesthesiologist on a maternity ward
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(70)
 
(Nola.com)
 
 
 
When you rob women of their cell phones you might want to make sure that you don't take any pictures before checking to see if they are automatically uploaded to the owner's account. Especially posing with the weapons you used in the robbery
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(31)
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
Reince Priebus is incensed that ads are trying to blame the GOP for the spread of Ebola just because they voted to cut $1 billion from CDC and NIH, including slashing budgets for Public health preparedness infectious disease control
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(216)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Storm chaser takes photos of hot wife with thunderstorms, tornadoes and hurricanes as backdrops
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(35)
 
(Wimp)
 
 
 
Dachshunds are German dogs so they do German things, like obsess about cleanliness
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(17)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Binge drinking can alter your genes and is a 'cluster bomb' for health issues. At Fark, we've been dealing with those cluster bombs several times a week for decades
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
"A German documentary being screened on Wednesday night claims the mysterious UFO 'Roswell Incident' in the USA nearly 70 years ago was the result of Nazis, not aliens"
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(32)
 
(Some Entrepreneur)
 
 
 
TFer's entertainment company is in the running for a small business grant from Chase bank; we need 250 votes to advance to the final round. Please consider helping out because power of Fark why not?
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Mon October 13, 2014
(Fortune)
 
 
 
McDonald's unveils new campaign to address rumors about pink slime and other nastiness. "Are your ingredients 100% pure?" McDonald's: "'Pure' is a word that means different things to different people"
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
Ebola vaccine made in Canada to begin human trials today - side effects include dizziness, sweating, excessive apologizing
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(69)
 
(Gulf News)
 
 
 
Not content to let Syria and Iraq have all the fun, the Israelis decide to kick the hornet's nest
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(ITV)
 
 
 
Old and busted: Hacking ATMs. New Hotness: Pumping them full of gasoline and blowing them up
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(73)
 
(Rocketnews 24)
 
 
 
The ten types of Japanese men, as categorized by Japanese women. Asparagus bacon roll type men "are exactly what they sound like: meat on the outside, all veggie in the middle"
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(69)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
113-year-old Minnesota woman forced to lie about her age to get Facebook account
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(55)
 
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Ok, yes we shortened the yellow light times to less than 3 seconds so we could write more tickets. We'll stop doing that now, and thanks for the $8 million in collected fines
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(95)
 
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Classroom decorations may hinder learning, prevent students from becoming good little drones content to stare at four blank walls each day for the rest of their lives
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(19)
 
(PCWorld)
 
 
 
Uber and Lyft earn a F rating at the Better Business Bureau. Obviously their checks didn't clear
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(30)
 
(CityLab)
 
 
 
Our traffic lanes are too wide and it's killing us
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Man on tracks gets intense physical training, Ferguson police participate in #tbt, and bare bones burglar bones bear: a few of Fark's favorite Headlines of the Week for 10/5 - 10/11
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Sun October 12, 2014
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Chinese hotel posts sign giving helpful hints on how to use a toilet, such as not putting your head in it. If only high schools had these signs, bullying would be almost nonexistent
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(7)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
You're out in the wilderness on a hunting trip. You come across a fellow hunter being mauled by a grizzly bear. What do you do hot shot, what do you do?
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(132)
 
(CBS Los Angeles 2)
 
 
 
All passengers on United Airlines Flight 703 from New York quarantined at LAX because EBOLA
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(237)
 
(Adweek)
 
 
 
Are you a Brogrammer or Millennial Martha? Research firm offers 12 unique classifications of the millennial generation to help marketers distinctly target your weakness for niche areas of expertise and social oversharing
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(42)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
Residents and businesses located within 10 miles of any of Canada's nuclear reactors to be given anti-radiation potassium iodine pills for no good reason to panic whatsoever
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(55)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
The simple answer? Michelle Obama dared to endanger food companies' bottom lines by saying kids shouldn't be fatties
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(124)
 
(Examiner)
 
 
 
Either this black triangle filmed haunting the skies of Shropshire, England is a UFO, or the government has invented a way to fly without engines. Or wings
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Sat October 11, 2014
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Old and busted: Helicopter parents. New hotness: Lawnmower parents
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(107)
 
(The Planetary Society)
 
 
 
Old and busted: Pictures of Wednesday's lunar eclipse. Ho-hum: Taken by a satellite. New too-close-to-the-Sun hotness: Taken by a satellite orbiting the planet Mercury
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(32)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Bare bones burglar bones bear
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(23)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Hugh Grant charmingly and awkwardly drops out of Bridget Jones 3
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(16)
 
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Our long national nightmare is over as Amanda Bynes is hospitalized and placed under a 5150 psychiatric hold
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(76)
 
(Space.com)
 
 
 
Tentacle robots could aid planetary exploration, Japanese porn industry
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(10)
 


Fri October 10, 2014
(ABC)
 
 
 
US thoughtfully donates $32,000 of scrap metal to the Afghan Air Force. Mind you, it started off as $486 million in cargo planes, but who's really counting?
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(87)
 
(Kotaku)
 
 
 
An honest, step-by-step instructional guide for getting into cosplay
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(115)
 
(Amnesty International)
 
 
 
Amnesty International: "Meet Citizen Four, and see why we should fear mass government surveillance"
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(63)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Elon Musk unveils his big powerful D, perfect for folks with small ones
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(61)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Old and busted: "WTF Japan?" New Hotness: Что ебать Россия? (Warning: slide show with some not safe for work pics, but well worth it)
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(61)
 
(Pro Football Talk)
 
 
 
NFL finally cracking down on serious violations by players. To wit: Colin Kapernick was just fined $10K for using the wrong brand of headphones
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(76)
 


Thu October 09, 2014
(TechnoBuffalo)
 
 
 
After putting dozens of brick and mortar stores out of business, Amazon decides to open a brick and mortar store
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(24)
 
(TMZ)
 
 
 
SNL alum Jan Hooks dead at 57 after battling long illness
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(161)
 
(Radio.com)
 
 
 
Ozzy Osbourne says he was "excited" by 9/11 as it was his kind of "craziness." All aboard? Yeah, no
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(69)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
After a similarly designed solar power plant in NV has been shown to incinerate birds in mid-flight, company drops plans to build a second n in CA rather than showing some gumption and opening a "rotisserie wild bird" side business
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(88)
 
(Globe and Mail)
 
 
 
Cash-strapped Canadian military going ahead with tests to determine if surface ships can be refitted as submarines
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(46)
 
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
New Stanford research has found that Americans are increasingly divided along political party lines - and those sentiments are stronger than racial biases
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(164)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Signs and symptoms of depression include: *Feelings of helplessness. *Appetite or weight changes. *Pimping underage hookers
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(27)
 
(Mercury News)
 
 
 
Amanda Bynes says she has a microchip in her head that lets people read her thoughts, but wants everyone to pay a dollar a day. By comparison, Totalfark is only $5 a month and mercifully free of Amanda's thoughts
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(97)
 


Wed October 08, 2014
(Segment Next)
 
 
 
Developers of new Assassin's Creed Unity game say it took them six million lines of code just to get the 'crouching' part right
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(93)
 
(Short List)
 
 
 
These paintings from plane windows really are first-class. Or business at the very least
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(7)
 
(WJFW Rhinelander)
 
 
 
Wednesday is International Get Abducted On The Way To School Day
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(48)
 
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Ryan Murphy's next project for FX will be American Crime Story, a ten-episode series that will finally go where numerous news magazines, books, and interviews have gone before: the OJ Simpson trial
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(23)
 
(Sky Sports)
 
 
 
AFC Wimbledon knocks Milton Keynes out of cup competition. For Americans, this is like if Seattle basketball fans put together a team, went to Oklahoma City to play the Thunder, and won
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(70)
 


Tue October 07, 2014
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Can you say hurricanes? Many hurricanes?
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(91)
 
(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Mango Madness, or why people are more violent, stressed, and depressed when living in hot climates
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(52)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Just Wednesday Addams getting her goth on with Lurch. Let's dance
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(23)
 
(National Post)
 
 
 
The largest study on "near-death experiences" found that consciousnesses continues for three minutes after you are brain dead. Hospitals: We can bill for that somehow
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(150)
 
(Huffington Post Canada)
 
 
 
There are singular cries for help in the wilderness, then there is "GPO Girl"
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(34)
 
(College Football Talk)
 
 
 
SEC fines Ole Miss $50,000 for beating Alabama
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(47)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
"Former CIA insider Robert David Steele warned during a September 18 appearance on the Alex Jones Show that a staged Ebola false flag attack was on the horizon two weeks before the first case was confirmed in the United States"
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(114)
 
(The Age (Melbourne))
 
 
 
You have to go to extremes to get into the headlines these days. Primary school teacher grooms boy for sex. Teacher gets boy's name tattoed on her chest. Boy is 10
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(95)
 


Mon October 06, 2014
(Uproxx)
 
 
 
The long, strange story of Randy Quaid's descent into madness and paranoia. Or why you should be following Randy Quaid on Twitter
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(59)
 
(WWE)
 
 
 
Will Paige melt our TVs with her new cowboy hat? Have the airlines located Ziggler's luggage? Is Roman's hair okay? Can Hoda and Kathy sober up in time for WWE Raw? (8pm est, USA/9.99)
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(1251)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Go home convicted felon Dinesh D'souza, you're drunk
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(101)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Julia Pierson jumps the fence, Russia gets cock blocked, and Ebolaloha: some of Fark's favorite Headlines of the Week for 9/28 - 10/4
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(1)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Man discovers that poking someone on Facebook is serious business
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(39)
 


Sun October 05, 2014
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
David Fincher nearly directed Star Wars Episode VII, but for some reason Disney rejected his idea of "the story of two slaves who go from owner to owner, witnessing their masters' folly, the ultimate folly of man"
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(69)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
"These 2 clowns are up to something": American Airlines tech to Logan Airport Police as 2 guys were surveilling their security checkpoint on May 11, 2001. 4 months later we'd all wish Logan Airport brass were just as curious as Mohammed Atta was
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(103)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Hipsters now embracing "Dumb Phones" in an attempt to resemble this headline's tag
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(209)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
"The NFL's breast cancer scam sells bunk science to profit off pink clothes. And its Breast Cancer Awareness stunt is based on deadly misinformation"
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(57)
 
(Forbes)
 
 
 
"If robots really do take everyone's jobs, the things made by those machines are going to be so cheap that they're essentially free. And given this also means everyone's income becomes near infinite, what problem could there possibly be?"
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(106)
 
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
What do crocodile dung, weasel testicles, pig intestines, fizzy cola, and moonshine mixed with ground beaver testicles have in common with each other? The answer might turn your stomach
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(17)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
How to avoid falling into the endless iTunes pit of despair
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(96)
 
(Formula 1)
 
 
 
It's silly season with Vettel jumping to Ferrari next year and Kvyat to play second fiddle at Red Bull. Which Mercedes will dominate typhoon conditions at Suzuka? This is your Formula One Japanese Grand Prix Discussion thread on NBCSN at 1:30am EDT
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(272)
 


Sat October 04, 2014
(Ohio.com)
 
 
 
"My hope with the lawsuit, is to require basic fairness before the seizure of homeless property. The tent that was taken was my home. At the end of the day, all we ask for is a basic level of respect from the city"
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(96)
 
(11 Alive)
 
 
 
Thieves confuse cops with zombies, throwing chainsaws at them from the getaway car. With dash-cam video goodness
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(22)
 
(Gothamist)
 
 
 
Seventeen dollars for a bag of potato chips? Oh, Japanese dark chocolate covered potato chips: Droooooool, nom nom nom
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(21)
 
(Forbes)
 
 
 
You need to shut up about your cellphones so the companies that make them can stop acting like bratty children and make better phones
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(27)
 
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Heading into the holiday season, demand for consumer drones has really taken off
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(14)
 
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Which airlines have the most comfortable coach seats? Yes... there is actually a winner
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(25)
 
(Uproxx)
 
 
 
Remember the classic NES game Duck Hunt? Here are some things you did not know about it, including how you can shoot that annoying damn dog
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(37)
 


Fri October 03, 2014
(The Gateway Pundit)
 
 
 
Tired of Ebola stealing all of the headlines, ISIS beheads another hostage
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(267)
 
(Rocketnews 24)
 
 
 
Monkey Jesus face appears in Japanese roll cake
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(30)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Hiker stumbles upon abandoned town inside Tennessee's Great Smoky Mountains National Park
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(56)
 
(Action A Go-Go)
 
Video
 
You've hit the Family Guy fight scene nexus. All of the Family Guy fight scenes you can ask for. It's beautiful. It's wonderful. It's everything you've ever hoped fight scenes could be
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(30)
 
(SacBee)
 
 
 
Remember when Chirstianity was all about compassion and helping those less fortunate? This megachurch pastor masquerading as a homeless person to raise money and awareness does
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(88)
 
(Life News)
 
 
 
Federal appeals court rules that it has yet to decide if the Texas abortion law is constitutional, but that the state can go ahead and permanently drive clinics out of business anyway
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(84)
 
(iCloud)
 
 
 
Apple hopes to make iPhones less attractive to thieves. You can now check the S/N of an iPhone and see if it is still locked to a previous user
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(105)
 
(WTKR)
 
 
 
Did an ancient tomb prompt Istanbul to join the fight against ISIS? That's nobody's business but the Turks'
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(45)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Minnesota Vikings successfully bamboozle Green Bay Packers into preparing exclusively for Teddy Bridgewater instead of Christian Ponder, only lose by 32 points on Thursday Night Football instead of 59
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(84)
 
(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Canada in 2003: I have a great idea: let's not put our dicks in a hornet's nest. Canada in 2014: Hold my beer and watch this
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(193)
 


Thu October 02, 2014
(NPR)
 
 
 
Will Tennant be oh so so so sorry for his American Accent? Will Anna Gunn channel her inner Hank Schrader? Will they have any new scenes from the original? "Broadchurch" gets Fox-ified as "Gracepoint", tonight at 9 PM EST
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(44)
 
(NFL)
 
 
 
Can Minnesota poke a few more holes in the cheese heads or will Green Bay send the Vikings packing? It's your TNF thread starting at 8:25 ET on the NFL and CBS networks
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(1114)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
A Japanese zoo have been trying to get two hyenas to mate for years, only to recently discover both are males
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(58)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Judge to Dinesh D'Souza: No, you can't delay your sentence to promote your movie
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(161)
 
(Pro Football Mock)
 
 
 
Roger Goodell demands National Breast Cancer Foundation declare October as "NFL Awareness Month" "Tit for tat, ladies," says league commissioner
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(45)
 
(National Journal)
 
 
 
In an interview with National Journal, ALEC CEO Lisa Nelson said Wednesday she was surprised by Google's decision, and likened it to splitting with a high-school sweetheart
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(50)
 
(The Detroit_News)
 
 
 
Detroit Tigers' Miguel Cabrera declines playoff share: 'I just want the ring'
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(23)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
No need to panic at all, but if you've flown United Airlines very recently between Washington Dulles and Dallas they'd like to talk to you
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(180)
 


Wed October 01, 2014
(Elite Daily)
 
 
 
Yes, it was only a matter of time before someone finally manufactured (for $19.99) pre-bent cases for damaged iPhones
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(11)
 
(NHK World (Japan))
 
 
 
Japanese Bullet Train turns 50. America celebrates by spending another $30 billion in feasibility studies to gain initial insight into possibly spending more money to determine if it's worth spending even more money to do more feasibility studies
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(358)
 
(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
A true visionary constantly hones and crafts his art. Especially that crazy dude dancing with that sign on the side of the road
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(28)
 
(JSOnline)
 
 
 
Wisconsin Manufacturers & Commerce, a conservative business group, says they didn't mean to imply they have an issue with equal pay, just have an issue with women having the right to pursue legal damages for not getting equal pay
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(29)
 
(Chattanooga Times Free Press)
 
 
 
Q: What is orange and white and orange and white and orange and white? a: Neyland Stadium this Saturday, when the Tennessee fans "checkerboard" the whole place
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(23)
 
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Where is the last place you would want displays which are susceptible to interference from Wi-Fi frequencies, transmissions from mobile phones, weather radar, and mobile satellite communications?
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(59)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Maximum trolling: Hong Kong district councillor unfurls yellow umbrella in support of Hong Kong democracy -- right in the middle of China's National Day celebrations. Hero tag kowtows before his greatness
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(63)
 
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Ten things you should know about Ebola, including don't have sex with any chimpanzees, gorillas, bats, monkeys, forest antelope and/or porcupines
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(86)
 
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Chinese officials body search 10,000 pigeons before National Day ceremony after one was heard saying "Coup, Coup"
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(24)
 
(Vice)
 
 
 
When it comes to smartphones, experts already worrying that we have reached peak app: "Games and novelties aside, there are simply fewer and fewer areas of daily life that remain to be 'disrupted' by utopian-minded Silicon Valley geeks"
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(40)
 


Tue September 30, 2014
(CBS Dallas/Ft. Worth)
 
NewsFlash
 
Old and busted: Debbie. New hotness: Ebola
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(803)
 
(Fox 45 Dayton)
 
 
 
When you show off the bucket on your electric truck, it's best if you steer clear of power lines
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(16)
 
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Business Insider columnist checks out the rumors about Bendgate by walking into an Apple store and trying to ruin a display phone. In related news, Apple employees told to watch out for customers entering the store carrying microwave ovens
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(64)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
90% of young adults say their phones never leave their sides. The other 10% still communicate the old fashioned way, face-to-face
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(53)
 
(BusinessWeek)
 
 
 
Chinese Democracy finally catching air time in Hong Kong as students turn their rage to Eleven
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(82)
 


Mon September 29, 2014
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Less than a month after her conservatorship ends Amanda Bynes goes back to full blown crazy (Some possibly Not safe for work content on page)
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(69)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Man attempts to create new ghost story for Halloween by stealing a car at a cemetery and running over multiple headstones and a little girl
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(12)
 
(WLKY Louisville)
 
 
 
Old and busted: Leaving bad tips for horrible service. New hotness: Leaving GREAT tips for horrible service
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(59)
 
(Vox)
 
 
 
"Back when I was trolling, it meant something. But trolls these days are the ones who cannot stand to have their worldview made fun of"
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(70)
 
(MLive.com)
 
 
 
If there's one thing that this past week of college football has proven beyond doubt or argument, it's this: The University of Michigan Wolverines are a bad football team
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(57)
 
(Sky.com)
 
 
 
Louisiana business gives 10 percent discount to customers who come in brandishing a gun rather than the customary 100 percent
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(124)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Reads like a common core math problem: if 645,000 Maryland residents had Obamaphones in 2012. And that is 100 times as many as there were in 2009, and twice the number there who are eligible for the program. How many people are screwing the system?
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(247)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
"Protestant clergy rarely talk about mental illness" Well no one *really* wants to hear them talk about themselves the whole time
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(12)
 
(KTAR Phoenix)
 
 
 
It would be great for all if the Arizona Cardinals became the first team to both host and play in a Super Bowl. Except for all the local hotels and restaurants counting on the business of fans from both teams
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(33)
 
(Tech Times)
 
 
 
New iPhones are actually sturdier than 32-bit toy phones. In other obviousness, Fandroids are more likely to believe one idiot on YouTube than scientific tests
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(132)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Drinking with Andre the Giant, Spokane finds some good shiat, and man finds that turtles in his pants were so happy together: a few of Fark's favorite Headlines of the Week for 9/21 - 9/27
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(0)
 


Sun September 28, 2014
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
The Game of Thrones theme, if it were from a spaghetti western. Call it "The Good, the Bad, and the Hodor"
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(24)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
U.S. Bank ordered to refund customers $48 million for deceptive practices, says they were just conducting business as usual
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(15)
 
(Entertainmentwise)
 
 
 
Duchess of Cambridge Kate Middleton returns to work after severe morning sickness caused by her second pregnancy. In related news, Kate Middleton has a job
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(48)
 
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Do you belong to a fitness club? Have you passed Gym Etiquette 101?
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(11)
 


Sat September 27, 2014
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Thirteen troubled Tennessee teenagers temporarily terrify town, try to take to the timberland
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(50)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Old and busted: Turning water into wine. New hotness: Turning gasoline into pineapple juice
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(68)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this moment of weightlessness
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(23)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Hac in hora / Sine Mora / Corde pulsum tangite / Quod per sortem / Sternit fortem / Mecum omnes plangite
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(158)
 
(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
Apparently Consumer Reports is hell bent on finding out just how much force the new iPhones will take
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(62)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Some people are scared of a place that mines for bros. Also, apparently bros come from a bro mine
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(20)
 


Fri September 26, 2014
(Newser)
 
 
 
In real life, the Dos Equis 'most interesting man in the world' guy is trying to remove landmines in Cambodia, which would be a lot funnier if he were doing something that wasn't quite so interesting
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(77)
 
(Kansas City)
 
 
 
After putting on his smart man glasses, Rick Perry praises Sam Brownback for turning Kansas into, "one of the bright and powerful economic engines of America"
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(142)
 
(BGR)
 
 
 
A look inside the facility where Apple torture-tested 30,000 iPhones before sending them to market
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(31)
 


Thu September 25, 2014
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Study shows fewer people are getting married, opting for happiness instead
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(107)
 
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
United Airlines cuts winter flights. Apparently they are still waiting for half the planes to arrive that took off during the spring
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(14)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
Fark-ready headline: Pornhub seeks to penetrate music business
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(18)
 
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Teenager is leading the fight for Chinese democracy, expects it to take about 14 years to complete, be disappointing when completed
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(24)
 
(BBC America)
 
 
 
"Bolting-hutch of beastliness," "Filthy bung," "Dissembling harlot," "A fusty nut with no kernel." Shakespearian insults or Fark handles?
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(25)
 
(Reuters)
 
NewsFlash
 
US Attorney General Eric Holder to resign, presumably to take care of unfinished business at Coruscant
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(275)
 
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Scientists harness anthrax to be a chemotherapy drug delivery system
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(12)
 
(Missoulian)
 
 
 
Trucker ransoms semi containing 35,000 pounds of chicken meat, abandons it when his employer declines to pay. Truck found at Montana truck stop when rotting, liquefied chicken squeezin's begin seeping onto asphalt
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(129)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Glenn Beck calls convicted felon Dinesh D'Souza a political prisoner, even though convicted felon Dinesh D'Souza isn't going to prison for the felony convicted felon Dinesh D'Souza was convicted of committing
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(133)
 


Wed September 24, 2014
(io9)
 
 
 
Crown of Robert Baratheon from 'Game of Thrones' for sale. Warning: Wear at own risk. No refund in case of sudden, unexpected death
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(11)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Malcolm Young will not return to AC/DC due to his illness. Fans thunderstruck at the news, will continue to be shaken all night long
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(43)
 
(Den Of Geek)
 
 
 
Game of Thrones and Doctor Who and Pride and Prejudice and Zombies and yes this exists
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(6)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Quinoa is over. Same with Beets. Kale and Ramen are still rising in trendiness. Welcome to the theory of "The Fried Calamari Index"
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(101)
 
(The Inquirer)
 
 
 
After last week's iOS 8 update, Apple set to push out 8.0.1 update to fix glitches, add another U2 album to your iTunes
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(46)
 
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Billy Connolly talks about getting acid reflux, deafness, cancer and Parkinson's in the same week, and the last time he talked to Robin Williams. But these tragedies almost don't compare to that final season of Head of the Class
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(32)
 
(Machines Like Us)
 
 
 
"For the first time, scientists have discovered how to produce ultra-thin 'diamond nanothreads' that promise extraordinary properties, including strength and stiffness greater than any of today's strongest nanotubes and polymers"
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(44)
 
(Wired)
 
 
 
Japanese firms tapping the lucrative female gamer market by targeting them with sex games (SFW)
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(16)
 
(Global Geopolitics)
 
 
 
ISIS has now got all business-like in Syria and established a trading network with the Assad regime it wants dead with its own oil, created LinkedIn profile
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(5)
 
(Russia Today)
 
 
 
CDC tells airlines to treat all bodily fluids as though they are infectious. Just like passengers treat the food
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(70)
 
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
'Patent trolls' jeopardize innovation, are an all-round pain in the ass for business, study finds
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(28)
 


Tue September 23, 2014
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
The latest conservative outrage is that Obama saluted Marines as he was getting on Marine One with a cup of coffee in his hand
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(469)
 
(Dice)
 
 
 
The latest hotness in smartphone apps: actually talking into your phone
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(16)
 
(CBS Dallas/Ft. Worth)
 
 
 
After 49ers fans significantly outnumbered Dallas Cowboys fans at a Dallas home game, one guy wants Jerry Jones to create a Rowdy Row section of cheap seats, so poor slobs can behave like complete assholes without bothering the visiting fans
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(88)
 
(AsiaOne)
 
 
 
Apparently "Don't bite the hand that (literally) feeds you" is a tough idiom to translate into Korean, or North Koreans are far stupider than previously thought as the NK coast guard seizes a Chinese fishing boat and demands a ransom for its return
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(120)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
Japanese police confiscate hundreds of pairs of camera shoes, effectively ending sexual perversion in the country forever
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(51)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Do tourists live up to their national stereotypes: Americans loud, Germans bossy, English drunk and Japanese going everywhere in tightly-packed tour groups? What's been your experience?
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(18)
 
(KAKE Wichita)
 
 
 
Kansas Governor to declare "Zombie Preparedness Month," put a bounty on the head of Rick Grimes
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(76)
 
(C|Net)
 
 
 
Cirque du Soleil gets its hands on a few drones and the rest is magic
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(17)
 
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Old and busted: Google caught funding anti-net neutrality groups. New derpness: Google caught funding climate change denial groups
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(37)
 
(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
Airlines cracking down on extreme travelers who spend all weekend in the air on meticulously-crafted "mileage run" itineraries that pile up frequent-flier points on one cheap fare
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(79)
 


Mon September 22, 2014
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
David Livingstone's only known beetle specimens have been rediscovered at the British Museum, 150 years after he brought them back from Africa, proving once again that god has an inordinate fondness for beetles
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(16)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
Scientists find high levels of painkillers, cocaine and amphetamines in Canadian rivers. Also, the happiest fish in North America
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(14)
 
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Study says US hotels don't understand Chinese tourists. 真的哦?真的耶
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(37)
 
(LinkedIn)
 
 
 
After selling 4 million iPhones in one day, Apple just lost the global smartphone war because Google will sell 2 million Android Ones over the next three months
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(163)
 
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
If you're a witness in a murder trial, you might want to make sure that the policeman's cellphone which you just stole doesn't ring during cross examination
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(19)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Atlanta Falcons team suspended after video emerges showing savage beating of Tampa Bay, MIT researchers trying to imagine what a real breast is like, and man takes 1d8 damage from short spear: a few of Fark's favorite Headlines of the Week for 9/14 - 9/20
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(4)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
"I've said it before, I'll say it again: When airlines have money for new paint jobs - and they cost between $30,000 and $150,000 per plane - airlines have money to burn. And when airlines have money, there's not a lot of incentive to lower fares"
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(59)
 


Sun September 21, 2014
(Adweek)
 
 
 
Scotch whisky makers salute "No" vote, which reduces uncertainty of running lucrative business in an independent Scotland. "The future for this sector will remain bright provided there is no further regulation or taxation on the industry"
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(5)
 
(Economist)
 
 
 
Relax, Tin Foil Hat Brigade--your leaders are not secretly building a "New World Order." The Chinese are
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(47)
 
(NHL)
 
 
 
Crosby and Malkin to miss Penguins training camp. Crosby had a previous engagement donating sperm and Malkin will be busy blatantly violating professional standards of objectivity and fairness
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(22)
 
(Deadline)
 
 
 
The Maze Runner finds $32 million and the #1 spot at the box office while Liam Neeson's Taken IV: A Walk Among the Tombstones is a distant #2 with $13 million while Kevin Smith's animal fetish horror Tusk failed to find a place in the top 10
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(64)
 
(Page Six)
 
 
 
The newest person connected to the Minnesota Vikings to get brought up on assault charges is **spins wheels** the owner's son
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(9)
 


Sat September 20, 2014
(Futurity)
 
 
 
Old and busted: Vaccines consisting of dead antigens. Hot and wired: Hot-wired viruses engineered to build disease specific antibodies (vectored immunoprophylaxis, or VIP)
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(17)
 
(Eater)
 
 
 
San Francisco food nazis drive a Chinese restaurant cook insane. "Yes we use MSG, No, we don't care about organic food and we don't give a shiat about gluten-free"
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(416)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Americans believe (a) Obama's foreign policy is better than Bush's, (b) Republicans' foreign policy is better than Democrats', (c) America should mind its own business, (d) America should play an active role in world affairs, or (e) all of the above
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(82)
 
(14 News Evansville)
 
 
 
The moral of this story is that you should never run a business on the honor system. And that you shouldn't start selling pumpkins until October even if the money is going to a good cause
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(37)
 
(WHNS Fox 21)
 
 
 
Brothers fight each other with sticks over stolen okra, landing them in deep gumbo. Okra, serious business
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(45)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Felines invited, Jellicle ball, Fur all matted, Shave off it all. Catur-shave
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(973)
 
(Cinema Blend)
 
 
 
Dead "Game of Thrones" actor insists he's returning for Season Five. Well that wasn't in the books
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(49)
 
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Former En Vogue singer Maxine Jones forced to declare bankruptcy, says that her former bandmates are responsible for her money troubles since they kicked her out. Their apology? She's never gonna get it
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(19)
 


Fri September 19, 2014
(Fark)
 
 
 
Headlines Of The Week for Sun 2014-09-07 to Sat 2014-09-13
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(1)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Good news, guys: someone has finally invented a one-piece suit that combines a jacket, shirt, and pants - all sewn together. "It feels like you're wearing pajamas," enthuses one reviewer (pics)
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(47)
 
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
If you're going to start a family business and expand to eight locations, try to not have them all be in New Jersey. Also, try to not have them all be brothels. Just saying
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(21)
 
(Mashable)
 
 
 
Major League Soccer redesigns their logo, but can't even keep the crayon in the lines. Surely Farkers could have come up with something better
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(48)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
TV news anchor who was fired after referring to Chinese President Xi Jinping as 'Eleven' Jinping, is told to reapply for his job in VIII years
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(49)
 
(Cryptozoology News)
 
 
 
Old and busted: Bigfoot caught on camera. New hotness: Dwarf Bigfoot with Predator's cloaking-like ability caught on camera (w/video)
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(39)
 
(Federal Trade Commission)
 
 
 
Fitness company ordered to pay $3 million by FTC because you can't lose pounds and inches by using an ab glider for three minutes a day
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(28)
 
(Monterey Herald)
 
 
 
14,000 American Airlines customer service agents vote to unionize. In other news, American Airlines has a customer service department
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(22)
 


Thu September 18, 2014
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Apple's iPhone 6 gets one Chinese license, needs to cut just one more check before sales begin
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(3)
 
(Gawker)
 
 
 
What causes Atlantic hurricanes to curve away from the U.S.? HERE COMES THE SCIENCE
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(28)
 
(NFL)
 
 
 
If you're not too busy debating which players have or will be suspended and arrested for unnecessary roughness, the Tampa Bay Buccaneers will be taking on the Atlanta Falcons on Thursday Night Football, 8:25 PM on CBS and NFLN
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(1301)
 
(Equestria Daily)
 
 
 
This video tickles my humerus until I spontaneously burst out into much laughter. Post pictures of animated styled drawings of multicolored diminutive equines
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(15)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Everybody get out your sad trombones: America's Toughest Sheriff, Joe Arpaio, is being forced to return all the military-grade hardware, including guns, tanks, and helicopters, that he received through the Defense Department's Excess Property Program
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(129)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Game of Thrones author George R. R. Martin steps up to stump for the Democratic Party, leaving fourteen rising Democrats dead of various causes
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(82)
 
(Salon)
 
 
 
This just in: Evil mega-corporations, which are totally not people, are engines for positive social change...in the NFL. Subby is so confused on who to hate now
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(58)
 
(Bandcamp)
 
Audio
 
Check a T-fer's tunes out, tell me what you think, instead of pressing vinyl, it's posted to a link. I'll never make the cash back, that this took to make, but this wasn't done for money, made it just for music's sake. Burma Shave
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(9)
 
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Traditional high-end watch making will be put out of business not by smartwatches but by this new oscillator that keeps perfect time, is completely silent and is being miniaturized to replace the workings in wristwatches
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(56)
 
(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
How the U.S. shamed the Chinese into the fracking business of natural gas
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(13)
 
(Popular Science)
 
 
 
Lockheed laser brings turrets back to airplanes. Might the Laserfortress replace the Stratofortress? (with "oh yeah, I want one" pic)
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(87)
 


Wed September 17, 2014
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Hillary Clinton tells Iowans that "we can build a growing economy of shared prosperity." I think we can all read between the lines on that one
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(282)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Tennessee cheerleaders no longer barely legal
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(205)
 


Tue September 16, 2014
(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
"Vultures have the common courtesy to fly off when the bones are cleaned, unlike Duke," said FL State Rep. Dudley. Duke still sucks
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(10)
 
(Daily Telegraph)
 
 
 
City halves downtown speed limit after slick new paving stones prove to be slick new paving stones
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(42)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Airlines now spending less on food for passengers than ever before, and the meals and snacks you'll get on an average flight cost just $3.62 per person, assuming you get anything at all
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(45)
 
(World Science Festival)
 
 
 
Still think the best witness is an eyewitness? Well, we've got some bad news for you, especially if you ever get accused of a crime you didn't commit
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(75)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
British tourists killed in Thailand. Police recover bloody garden hoe. Without more sodding evidence or chuffing witnesses police are flummoxed
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(30)
 
(Daily Dot)
 
 
 
Take 23 YouTube videos of amateur musicians from different years, who never met each other, playing different songs, and edit them all together to make a brand new song. Result? Awesomeness
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(23)
 
(Discovery)
 
 
 
Man lets wasps build an enormous nest on the outside of one of his windows so he can see what goes on inside: "It's like an ant farm, only more intense"
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(147)
 
(Science Daily)
 
 
 
You may have more to worry about than losing your hair: Researchers say that men who have moderate baldness affecting both the front and the crown of their head at age 45 are at a 40 percent increased risk of developing aggressive prostate cancer
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(47)
 
(TechEBlog)
 
 
 
Boeing unveils truck-mounted laser death ray that can shoot down drones in any weather. Bonus: it's operated by an Xbox controller (pics)
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(56)
 
(Japan Times)
 
 
 
Overwhelming success of Japanese whisky in world market credited to distilleries' work ethic and high standards. "There is a culture in Japan of not giving up. When we start something, we don't stop ... I guess we're just maniacs"
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(96)
 


Mon September 15, 2014
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Prosecutors go full "Al Capone" and indict a Phoenix man for tax evasion who is suspected of killing his wife and three business associates, all of whom were mysteriously gunned down and had huge life insurance policies benefiting him
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(42)
 
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Poll shows that almost half of the richest Chinese businessmen and entreprenuers have one thing in common: They want to get the hell out of China
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(33)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Minnesota Vikings and NFL decide to allow running back Adrian Peterson to play despite being indicted on child injury charges on news that there is no video of the incident
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(295)
 
(Think Progress)
 
 
 
Sen Lindsay Graham (R-Tennesee Williams play) manages to simultaneously War- and Fear-monger as he warns that Americans will be "killed here at home" unless Obama sends US ground troops into Iraq and Syria to defeat the ISIS
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(200)
 
(Wonkette)
 
 
 
Let's all read Mark Sanford's divorce files. First up: why he wasn't allowed to "fly airplanes at (yes, AT) his children"
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(54)
 
(Hot Air)
 
 
 
WHO still pushing for global tobacco tax, probably to help pay for Townshend's booze and amphetamines
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(53)
 
(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Elderly couple moves to Florida next to wilderness areas, complain about bears, coyotes, snakes, noisy tree frogs, panthers. "I don't understand why you environmentalists don't just move the panthers to public land"
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(171)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
In case of nuclear war or other disaster, does America really have four high-tech, radiation-proof "doomsday planes" that can stay airborne for days at a time? U.S. government: Uh... no comment
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(41)
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
"Scenes from the forgotten war America is losing" Korea? Vietnam? Grenada?
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(48)
 


Sun September 14, 2014
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
So many pedestrians are using cell phones while walking while completely oblivious to things around them that cities have begun putting lanes on sidewalks specifically for them
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(48)
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Two major-party candidates running for Governor of Arizona vow to improve Arizona's image and keep state out of Comedy Central shows, Fark.com headlines
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(54)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Lindsay Lohan says she is 'determined' to win an Oscar. In related news, submitter is 'determined' to win a Nobel Prize for awesomeness, is already an overwhelming betting favorite
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(81)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Survey reveals a startlingly large number of people sell their houses and buy new ones to get better cellphone reception
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(20)
 
(The Star (Malaysia))
 
 
 
2 billion smartphones now in use around the world. The remaining 5 billion people still communicate the old fashioned way ... talking face to face
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(9)
 
(Science Daily)
 
 
 
Researchers determine that a wife's happiness is more crucial than her husband's in keeping marriage on track. Geez, after 39 years of marriage, Subby would've told them that for free
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(43)
 


Sat September 13, 2014
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Q: Do mobile phones cause cancer? A: Maybe, if it's an iPhone 6
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(33)
 
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Show business, music industry jobs drop 19% in two years. Nose jobs, boob jobs, eye jobs still holding steady
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(13)
 
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Principals in the Chicago Public School system upset because janitorial work got privatized and now their schools are full of trash. They're also upset with the lack of cleanliness
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(91)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
The NFL comes to the realization that they might need to change their moderating guidelines. Drew for Commish?
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(28)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
#22 South Carolina clings to SEC life against #6 Georgia in the only game matching up ranked teams today. Otherwise we have Oregon (2) vs Wyoming, Alabama (3) vs So. Miss, Oklahoma (4) vs Tennessee and more creampuff games. Hey, it's still football
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(691)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Convicted felon Dinesh D'Souza's actions after being convicted of a felony prove that convicted felon Dinesh D'Souza is not contrite about the felony convicted felon Dinesh D'Souza was convicted of committing
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(150)
 
(Fox Sports)
 
 
 
Time for the inaugural Formula E race in Beijing. Come for the excitement of all electric racing with screeching tires and silent engines. Coverage starts at 3:30am EDT on Fox Sports One
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(52)
 


Fri September 12, 2014
(The Daily Caller)
 
 
 
Ted Cruz's assholery could be mistaken for boldness and courage by anyone with significant brain damage
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(121)
 
(Doctor Who News)
 
 
 
Guinness awards world's record to man for having the largest Doctor Who collection. Obviously, his mom's basement is bigger on the inside
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(33)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Other than anesthetized, the 10 best states to have babby
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(45)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Loch Ness Monster spotted in England, continuing his eternal quest for tree-fiddy
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(43)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Airline boss says he would have kept his planes out of the Ukraine if someone had told the area was a danger zone
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(19)
 
(WTFark)
 
 
 
Japanese Burger King introduces Black Burger. No plans to release it in America as it would immediately be shot by the police
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(72)
 
(NBC Bay Area)
 
 
 
Arnold Schwartzenegger has Maria Shriver's likeness terminated from his official governor's portrait
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(38)
 


Thu September 11, 2014
(ABL13 Houston)
 
 
 
Former stripper sues Cowboys owner Jerry Jones, says that he was all over her like a defensive linebacker on Tony Romo
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(40)
 
(The Wire)
 
 
 
Countering recent statements by the Dalai Lama that he might be the last incarnation of the Lama, the Chinese government issues a statement saying he damn well WILL reincarnate, and like it
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(64)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Florida man invents screen to prevent people from rubbernecking at crime scenes and accidents. Guess you can kiss the Florida tag goodbye
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(69)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Cheney's ideas for handling ISIS are pretty much identical to Obama's, but with less "disengagement," more leadership, and none of the blackness
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(88)
 
(PC Pro (UK))
 
 
 
Microsoft finally pulling the plug on its Nokia and Windows-branded phones
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(43)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
The folks at HuffPo have come up with a list of ten disaster preparedness tips you can really use. Surely, we can add a few more important tips to the list
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(14)
 
(World Review)
 
 
 
Gazprom's historic US$400 billion gas deal with China could leave Russia wildly out of pocket. Ironically, Russian taxpayers could end up subsidising Chinese consumers. Still, it's probably worth not depending on European markets, is it?
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(15)
 
(Time)
 
 
 
You might want to take this study that says sodium does not affect blood pressure with a grain of salt. Or, if you strictly follow CDC guidelines, don't
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(32)
 
(Asahi Shimbun)
 
 
 
McDonald's Japan customers staying away, thanks to Chinese food scandals relating to aged McNuggets. "I don't care if I eat (expired meat), but those with smaller bodies could be seriously affected"
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(6)
 
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Some scents are scientifically proven to make you happy. They're called Pharrellmones
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(20)
 
(Ultimate Classic Rock)
 
 
 
What a world we live in; who would have thought we would ever get action figures of Aerosmith, Elvis Costello, Tom Jones, and Weird Al Yankovic?
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(27)
 


Wed September 10, 2014
(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
Going to a SF Giants game at AT&T Park and want to bypass lines at the security checkpoint gate? $179 a year will do it
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(33)
 
(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
If the President's words are telling so far as to what he will say in his national ISIS speech on Wednesday night, the liberal Dems are not going to like it
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(153)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
So, the Ferguson City Council held their first public meeting since the "recent unpleasantness." Let's see how that went.... Oh, dear
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(340)
 


Tue September 09, 2014
(Slate)
 
 
 
Honestly, who puts butter in their coffee? That's not regular
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(138)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Japanese Emperor warned his country about going to war with the U.S. ahead of WWII - and even tried to talk the Germans out of bombing Pearl Harbor, according to new book
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(83)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Nearly all good jobs now require a college degree, including anesthesiologist ($234,950 annually), executive director of the San Francisco Municipal Transportation Agency ($294,000), and NFL Commissioner ($44 million)
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(30)
 
(Newser)
 
 
 
Easiest way to learn Mandarin Chinese: coma
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(45)
 
(KRQE News)
 
 
 
Today in badly worded headlines: Road rage leads police to murder victim's boyfriend
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(21)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Mel Brooks leaves 11-digit handprint in the cement at the old Grauman's Chinese Theatre; Ron Jeremy: "Meh, it's been done"
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(64)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Fare cuts at Malaysia Airlines causes business to take off
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(9)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
So what was it that brought Malaysia Airlines Flight 17 down? A missile or was it aliens? It could have been aliens you know
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(33)
 
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
At iTunes festival, Robert Plant shows fans why a Led Zeppelin reunion would be nigh impossible; he can't hit those screeching, inhuman notes anymore
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(59)
 
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
How to spot a narcissist. Wasn't this a great headline? I think only I could come up with it. What would Fark do without me and my headlines?
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(57)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Bob Stoops says the SEC does not dominate his Oklahoma Sooners, isn't afraid of upcoming opponent Tennessee
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(33)
 
(Asahi Shimbun)
 
 
 
Railway employee becomes national sensation for his faithful origami reproductions of over 3,000 different train designs. "He did not stop with the trains, even fashioning paper electric power substations and maintenance machines"
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(13)
 


Mon September 08, 2014
(BBC)
 
 
 
Eleven-year-old Chinese boy Yang Junxi hits the eleven-year-old boy jackpot by finding a 3,000-year-old bronze sword in a river
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(134)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Joan Rivers' face dies at 25, Josh Gordon becomes a dealer, and a visit to Lake Flowbegone: some of Fark's favorite Headlines of the Week for 8/31 - 9/6
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(1)
 
(WTSP)
 
 
 
Apparently, the idea of hanging out at the airport and shining laser pointers at airplanes hasn't gotten old in Tampa
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(21)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Study from ultra-liberal think tank implores businesses to do more to lift the living standard of the American worker. Fark: Harvard Business School
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(131)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
New study finds that insulted customers spend more than others. Which now explains how Best Buy is able to stay in business
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(22)
 
(Fox Business)
 
 
 
40% of CEOs see themselves pocketing all the gains from their business growth for the foreseeable future
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(55)
 
(Reason Magazine)
 
 
 
Airlines: "If you were willing to pony up for more space, my employer would be happy to install a La-Z-Boy for every traveler. But you're cheap. You squeeze every nickel until Thomas Jefferson screams. And then you wonder why we pack you in so tight"
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(95)
 
(PCWorld)
 
 
 
Japanese telecommunication giant NTT tests 400Gbps internet connections. Or as AOL calls sending 400Gbps, downloading until 2018
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(29)
 


Sun September 07, 2014
(Christian Science Monitor)
 
 
 
Crazy: Jumping out of a perfectly good airplane. Really crazy: Jumping out of a perfectly good airplane into a wilderness of flaming bears and hungry trees
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(52)
 
(The Register)
 
 
 
The only people more excited about the iPhone 6 than Apple fanboys are thieves, who already steal more iPhones than all other handsets combined
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(35)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
So many storylines, so many rivalries, rookies to test, veterans to step-up, everyone still trying to figure out what to call the team in Washington, D.C. and, oh yeah, a little dust-up between Manning and Luck. It's the NFL baby, and it's back
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(3484)
 
(Fantasy Football Today)
 
 
 
Who to start: Kaepernick, Fitzpatrick, Cutler, Bell, Spiller and Bush. Who to sit: Dalton, Manuel, Newton, Jones-Drew, Pierce, and Matthews. All this and more in your inaugural Fark Fantasy Football thread
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(80)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Hungry mob overtakes Japanese man with extra food
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(15)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Judge rules that BP was "grossly negligent" in the 2010 Gulf Oil Spill, also determines that Osama bin Laden was not a very nice man
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(52)
 


Sat September 06, 2014
(AP)
 
 
 
Obama to grant illegal aliens amnesty through executive order--but not until after the November elections, so Senate Democrats won't be held to task by angry voters
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(299)
 
(SFist)
 
 
 
You know it's a successful opening night when the bar's owner gets arrested for public drunkenness and biting a police officer
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(22)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Helen Mirren once again proves she's awesome: "'Why didn't hackers try and find naked selfies of me? I kept desperately looking at the list of people whose phones were hacked, hoping to see my name" (Not safe for work)
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(85)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Japanese sushi chef with superior knife skills demonstrates how he artistically cuts a cucumber. Strangely mesmerizing
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(43)
 
(MyFox Twin Cities)
 
 
 
Turns out one of the American ISIS fighters that was killed had a job with unfettered security clearance to commercial airplanes. Enjoy your flight
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(100)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
If you can afford airfare to South Africa, you can go visit a site where scientists are digging remarkably complete skeletons of man's early relatives. Subby can't, but he can excavate australopithecines denying evolution in the right link (Not safe for work)
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(38)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Let's take a moment and forget about the craziness happening around the world to focus on something of utmost importance to our species: the Fark Weird News Quiz
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(22)
 


Fri September 05, 2014
(MLive.com)
 
 
 
"The two squared off in the parking lot with their respective weapons." Bottle returns: serious business
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(16)
 
(BGR)
 
 
 
Actual headline: The best way to make people care about net neutrality: Show what 'slow lanes' will do to their porn
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(95)
 
(YouTube)
 
Video
 
Angry ram doesn't like drones. No ifs and butts about it
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(9)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Tusculum sets NCAA record for allowing NEGATIVE 100 yards of total offense and NEGATIVE 124 yards rushing in its 71-0 win over Faith College in Tennessee
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(17)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
A man is jailed after he phones and texts ex-girlfriend 21,807 times
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(47)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Old and busted: Brontosaurs. New hotness: Dreadnoughtus
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(107)
 


Thu September 04, 2014
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Criminals increasingly ditching their traditional drug business in favor of far more lucrative "food crime"
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(34)
 
(Headlines & Global News)
 
 
 
George R.R. Martin reveals his favorite Game of Thrones character and it's exactly who you thought it would be
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(65)
 
(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Japanese bipedal robot can run and backflip like a human, will be used by parents to show their kids what children used to do before video games were invented
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(9)
 
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Man sues Apple for splitting up Breaking Bad's final season on itunes, should really focus his energies on the idiots at AMC who think that dragging 16 completed episodes out over two years is a good idea
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(57)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Cops under investigation this morning after witnesses saw them reversing up a one-way street and backing over a cyclist. Twice. And then began moving evidence around
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(118)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
To reward their goodness and noble service, the businesses who gave $1.25 million to Andrew Cuomo's campaign just happened to receive twelve times as much in state grants - which is purely a coincidence, you cynical hater
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(92)
 
(AL.com)
 
 
 
"Ladies and gentlemen of the jury. In this murder trial we will only present one piece of evidence. The defendant's mug shot goodness. Here it is. The prosecution rests, your honor"
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(87)
 
(LiveLeak)
 
Video
 
University of Arizona football fan redefines the term 'douchebag' when the crowd begins batting a beach ball around
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(64)
 


Wed September 03, 2014
(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Halliburton to pay $1.1B in fines over Gulf oil spill, or about three pallets of the cash that went missing in Iraq
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(27)
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
If you have the Phoenix Mercury beating out the Minnesota Lynx to advance to the Finals in your WNBA brackets, things are looking up. And also you filled out a WNBA bracket
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(25)
 
(RIA Novosti (Russia))
 
 
 
Malaysia Airlines offers customers the chance to draft their very own bucket lists, presumably referring to the size of container that will be needed to carry their remains from company's next crash
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(6)
 
(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
Damn The Man: behind the scenes of "Empire Records"
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(39)
 
(Jezebel)
 
 
 
What's the strangest thing you've seen someone eat that wasn't food? Or what's the strangest thing you've eaten that afterwards, you realized was not food? We're not a judgemental site, you can be honest here
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(50)
 
(San Bernardino Sun)
 
 
 
Skipper arrested on DUI suspicion after boat runs aground at Venice Beach. Assault charges may be added as witnesses claim he struck his first mate several times with his hat after the incident
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Tue September 02, 2014
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
For all of those who never received your GUINNESS Bar Towel take this free shirt as a consolation prize while helping Elanco feed.the.world
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(15)
 
(Kotaku)
 
 
 
Tennessee Titans linebacker listed at 1'2" in Madden '15 glitch
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(50)
 
(Archery Wire)
 
 
 
Minnesota Dept. of Natural Resources asks that you don't shoot collared bears. Crew neck bears are all right, though
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(51)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The new Big Ten commercial now with the Game of Thrones theme added. "I think we can all safely concur that Michigan is Joffrey"
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Mon September 01, 2014
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Chinese insurance policies cover against your bride becoming pregnant before the honeymoon, your team being knocked out of the soccer World Cup, burning your tongue eating hotpot or if smog ruins your holiday
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(21)
 
(CTV News)
 
 
 
103-year-old Japanese sprinter challenges Usain Bolt to a race. Race to what, exactly, we're not sure
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(8)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
It's a rematch from the Russel Athletic Bowl and an ACC Showdown of New vs Old. The newest members of the ACC the Louisville Cardinals host the old guard the Miami Hurricanes. Kickoff on ESPN @8pm EDT
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(23)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Japan ready to kick off the next Resident Evil, the grand opening of Burger Prime Minister, and a hack at JPMorgan Chase not named Jamie Dimon: some of Fark's favorite Headlines of the Week for 8/24 - 8/30
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Sun August 31, 2014
(Rocketnews 24)
 
 
 
Japanese iPhone case doubles as fluffy mini-futon for sleeping hamster. Awwwwww
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(6)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Can Butch Jones hang on to his job longer than any UT coach of late? Do we miss Derek Dooley yet? Will Daniel Gray make the Vols regret red-shirting him? Will we ever forgive Lane Kiffin? It's Sunday night and this ain't the NFL. 7:00 p.m. ET, SECN
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(31)
 
(Pro Football Talk)
 
 
 
Jerry Jones says Jimmy Johnson isn't going in the Cowboys Ring of Honor. Jimmy Johnson: "Jerry comes across like a rich asshole." Point, Jimmy
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(22)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Seemingly unaware of the new guidelines, Ted Cruz calls Obama a pussy
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(144)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Teenage Japanese girl comes alive at Budokan to be crowned 2014 world air guitar champion
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(32)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Your airline flight number may actually be based on history, superstition, luck, or just plain old cleverness
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(11)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
The 10 best-paying jobs for high school graduates who didn't go to college. Finally a top 10 business list that doesn't mention Wal-Mart
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(38)
 
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
First pictures from Digital Globe's super high-rez commercial satellite are, well, astonishingly high-rez. They have even better ones, but the US military won't let the company release them (pics, of course)
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(26)
 
(Foodbeast)
 
 
 
Disney knows that ice cream cones melt. So what about bacon macaroni and cheese cones?
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(24)
 
(Live From Iceland)
 
 
 
NEWSFLASH: All hell's breaking loose in Iceland. LGT live volcano eruption feed with fiery goodness happening right now
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(56)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Not news: cops accused of racism. Fark: in Indonesia, for getting KFC for two American idiots accused of murder when said idiots complained about regular food
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(49)
 
(KSL Salt Lake City)
 
 
 
Utah teacher has four sets of twins in class, is still working on labellng the evil ones
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(43)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Not news: Man has a heart attack on a Southwest Airlines flight. News: The flight attendant refused to use a defibrillator on him. Fark: When asked why the attendant wouldn't use the defibrillator on the man she said 'Because his chest is too hairy'
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(My Fox Chicago)
 
 
 
Nothing like those dog days of summer, high on meth, burglarizing a home and cooling down by splashing toilet water on your face. (With mugshot goodness)
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(16)
 


Sat August 30, 2014
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Hollywood is shocked, SHOCKED that we all didn't flock to the theaters like obedient little drones to gawk at the latest Expendables & Transformers sequels and some movie with Cameron Diaz in it this Summer
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