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500 headlines found matching 'nes'
Sat December 16, 2017
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(Poughkeepsie Journal)
 
 
 
City transit systems channel Douglas Adams, say they love the sound of missed safety deadlines as they go whooshing by
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Fri December 15, 2017
(ABC7 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
When performing surgery it is important for the patient to be sedated. The anesthesiologist, not so much
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Delta Airlines decides it's had enough of Boeing and the Crybaby in Chief and orders more Airbus planes
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Senator John Kennedy questions Trump district court judge nominee. Awkwardness ensues
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Devin Nunes (R-eally not recused) sends staffers to NYC to interview (totally not tamper with or coach) witnesses Felix Sater and Rhona Graff to try to stay ahead of Mueller and the Dems in the Russia probe
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Thu December 14, 2017
(News 12 Westchester)
 
 
 
A man recreated the famous disco in "Saturday Night Fever" for the movie's 40th anniversary Wednesday. Surprisingly not considered an act of terrorism
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Anonymous person donates $86 million in bitcoin to charity. So shines a good deed in a weary world
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(CNN)
 
 
 
This business is getting out of control
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Behind the scenes with Shepard Smith, the only anchor at Fox News with a measure of integrity
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(Paste Magazine)
 
 
 
Finally a list we can get behind: Ranking the 103 best Christmas beers and wines
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Rex Tillerson on Wednesday: We're ready to sit down and talk with North Korea. White House & State Dept on Thursday: Not so fast, Rexy
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
In the future, jet planes could be fueled by Greek Yogurt. Still waiting on flying cars
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(Broadway World)
 
 
 
Doug Jones useta be one o' them fancy stage actin' types
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
After Doug Jones' upset win in Alabama, Democrats have their sights set on unseating a major Republican senator. Hint: He has the most punchable face in the universe
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(Toronto Sun)
 
 
 
Keaton Jones Update; bullied boy has facial scar because he was born with cranio-facial tumor. In a touching move, Keaton's dad shaved his own head as a display of support for his fellow neo-Nazis
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(Politico)
 
 
 
I guess this means there's not a snowball's chance in hell that Doug Jones can win the Presidency in 2020, then?
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Gerrymandering illustrated: Jones won AL but lost six of seven congressional districts
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Wed December 13, 2017
(Politico)
 
 
 
Doug Jones (D) invited by President Trump to visit White House. Admiral Ackbar shakes head
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Jones won and Moore refuses to back down, the FCC is meeting to screw us over, interest rates went up, and Trump says he was right about AL all along. It's your MSNBC nightly thread, starting at 8PM EST
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(WWE)
 
 
 
WILL Aleister Black kick the Bay Bay? CAN Peyton Royce go over the Moon? WHAT are the odds Almas blows his first match as NXT Champion? "Wrasslin' Wednesday" begins @ 8pm ET on WWE Network
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Bad: a couple boards your Flight with a pair of fussy babies. Good: they considerately pass out noise cancelling headphones to the other passengers. Holy Shiat: it's George and Amal Clooney
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(NBC Sports)
 
 
 
Today, Stoke head to Turf Moor; Watford are at Selhurst Park; Chelsea look for a win at Huddersfield. All other teams play Wednesday. Coverage starts at 2:30 p.m. ET both days. This is your EPL Mid-Week Discussion Thread
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Alabama GOP concedes race to Doug Jones. Roy Moore too busy having hissy fit to comment
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Old and busted: "Coffee is for closers" New hotness: "Bannon is for losers"
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(The Week)
 
 
 
In the wake of Doug Jones' victory in Alabama, the anchors at Fox News are spinning so hard we could strap magnets to them and solve the energy crisis forever: "This was not a referendum on Trump, I feel like it was a referendum on Harvey Weinstein"
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Doug Jones will pay for what he's done in the afterlife," rages Roy Moore's brother. So, he'll pay for getting black people to vote and preventing a pedophile from becoming a senator?
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Broadway dog confused by Cats. Enjoy your Woofday Wednesday
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Carter Page tells court to block AT&T-CNN merger because it would lead to recklessness in journalism. That's the joke. Court says: "Dr. Page's submission does not appear to be meaningfully relevant to the issues in this case." That's the snap
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Trump's passive-aggressive Twitter response to the Doug Jones win is surprisingly restrained for a serial sore loser
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
The NRSC Chair says Jones has a duty to vote straight Republican
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Malls are rotting away to nothingness
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Tue December 12, 2017
(PC Gamer)
 
 
 
Gamers, my 11yo nephew reads the PC gaming magazines from the library cover-to-cover. (Screen time is for playing the games, not reading, duh.) Which one should I get him for Christmas?
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
If you see zig-zags in this optical illusion, then you have curvature blindness. And the dress was blue, by the way
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(Independent)
 
 
 
Study from Italy finds that stubbornness increases life expectancy. Subby want to know where they found Italians who weren't stubborn for the control group
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Those three "eyewitnesses" the White House provided to disprove Trump's accusers weren't present when any of the sexual misconduct supposedly happened. Therefore they didn't see it. Therefore it didn't happen. Checkmate, libs
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Will Alabama stick by a pedophile pervert because party loyalty Trumps ethics and morals? Or will Doug Jones enjoy a last minute surge and preserve democracy, sending a message to everyone? Polls open at 7AM and close at 7 PM CT, updates as they come
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
The Kremlin: "We see Donnie's tweets as official statements. Is pravda. Yes. Including the ones we feed him"
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(IMDB)
 
 
 
Alabama votes today if Roy Moore, Doug Jones will be its next US Senator, on 60th anniversary of when Jerry Lee Lewis married his 13-year-old first cousin Myra Gale Brown. Oh, the huge irony
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(WHNT Huntsville)
 
 
 
Three polls on eve of Alabama Senate vote find a big Jones win, a big Moore win, and a toss-up. Shruggie tossed from voting booth for lack of ID
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(Think Progress)
 
 
 
White House releases list of eye witnesses who prove Trump never harassed any women. It's about what you expected
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
Oreo to unveil Cherry Cola, Kettle Corn, and Pina Colada-flavored Oreos. Which ones do you want to try?
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
That pinko commie, bleeding heart, libby lib Condoleeza Rice just gave an 11th hour endorsement to Doug Jones
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Mon December 11, 2017
(Jezebel)
 
 
 
Woman gets kicked off Spirit Airlines flight for a) smoking, b) raging, c) breastfeeding
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(The Root)
 
 
 
Update: No one can figure out what the fark is going on with the Kimberly Jones/bullying/MMA/racism mashup on Facebook and Instagram
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
In an op-ed, Former governor of Minnesota calls upon Franken to UN-resign arguing he's been set up, and : "Al Franken has been the Senate's most effective challenge to Trump and his subordinates," Fark: the former female REPUBLICAN governor
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Old and busted: People using credit cards to buy Bitcoin. New hotness: People mortgaging their houses to buy Bitcoin
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Fark NotNewsletter: It's time to vote... for Fark headlines
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
The Huckster claims that the White House will provide eyewitnesses that prove that all 12 women accusing Trump are lying. Expect John Miller to make a reappearance
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(Fox 8 Cleveland)
 
 
 
Fans express their anger at the latest edition of the Factory of Sadness. "I'm done with this team, they can have it." as he left all of his Browns gear for the taking. Subby unsure whether to use the Amusing or Sad tag
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(Computerworld)
 
 
 
Now that the Net Neutrality battle has been lost, it's time to find out what will happen to your cloud computing business. TL;DR, you're farked
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Doug Jones holds a ten-point lead over Roy Moore in latest poll. Fark: Fox News poll
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(Belfast Telegraph)
 
 
 
Old News: Westeros threatened by white walkers. New Hotness: Westeros threatened by road gawkers
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Sun December 10, 2017
(South China Morning Post)
 
 
 
Chinese cabby does what any quick-thinking hero would do to save a suicidal man, he gets him drunk
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
"ALEXA, ARE YOU CONNECTED TO THE CIA?" Alex Jones shows his meds aren't working
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
San Francisco decides to throw a monkey-wrench in the robot delivery business
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(Smithsonian Magazine)
 
 
 
The article that delivers on the "Why hipsters want Mexican Coke" question brings up interesting points concerning trade wars, dead turtles, French magazines
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(STLToday)
 
 
 
Old and busted: Home-schooled kids not getting enough interaction to function in society. The new hotness: Home-schooled kids not getting enough nutrition to function at all
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Conservation photographer wants to raise awareness about how microfibers pollute the world's water so he creates a series of the most terrifying pictures ever of innocent little children playing in laundry rooms
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(WTSP)
 
 
 
Fisherman jumps into ocean, frees huge sea turtle caught in fishing lines. Even Florida has heroes
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Sat December 09, 2017
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Harness your inner rattle can and add your own graffiti to this wonderfully blank wall
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(AL.com)
 
 
 
After press publicity, small town speed trap put out of business
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(Fox 5 Las Vegas)
 
 
 
This is Las Vegas in a nutshell (with mugshot goodness)
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(Fark)
 
 
 
I've been thinking about starting my own business. I have a good idea, potential customers, people who want to work with/for me, but no money. How do you start a company based on an idea?
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
"People will call you a homophobe if you don't let them have sex with your car." This batshiat insane statement is brought to you by Alex Jones
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
You might want to sit down for this: Game of Thrones VFX reel exposes that the show's dragons aren't real
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Fri December 08, 2017
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Holy shiat, it's a trailer for next summer's adaptation of the popular Japanese magna series "Alita: Battle Angel"
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(Shanghaiist)
 
 
 
Chinese flight attendant follows the old saying "eat all your food because people in China are starving" rule, gets suspended for eating all the passenger leftovers on flight
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Trumps scraps Obama-era proposal requiring airlines and ticket agencies to disclose baggage fees because of course he did
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(Politico)
 
 
 
C'mon, people, Trent Franks was just trying to kill two birds with one stone: His horniness and his wife's infertility...by knocking up a woman for 5 MILLION DOLLARS
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Whether they are facing questions about extra-judicial murders, religious genocide or gassing their own people, Dictators from the Philippines to Myanmar to Syria all now follow Trump's lead and brand the questions "fake news" and just ignore them
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(Fortune)
 
 
 
51 million passengers will fly over the 21 day winter holiday season. The airlines say they can handle it, guaranteeing they will all arrive back home no later than June
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(NPR)
 
 
 
In the most Japanese story ever: 3 people were killed with a katana, one of whom used it to commit suicide, at a Shinto shrine in Tokyo. Authorities speculate the attack arose from a family dispute about who was to be head priest at the shrine
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(New Scientist)
 
 
 
Scientists discover genes linked to homosexuality. Fabulous
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(Columbia Missourian)
 
 
 
Missourah Governor sees nothing wrong with conducting official state business on an app which deletes the messages after being sent. Alternate headline: Greitens for President 2024
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
In headlines that will only be understood in the UK: Pantomime deemed "too smutty" for children forced to tone down script after complaints. OH NO IT ISN'T
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(Five Thirty-Eight)
 
 
 
Doug Jones is not going to beat Roy Moore, but he might
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Thu December 07, 2017
(The Root)
 
 
 
Doug Jones pisses off his voting base with an incredibly racist flyer that will ensure that Moore wins
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(U.S. Navy)
 
 
 
U.S. Navy combines photos taken in 1941 of the Attack on Pearl Harbor with photos taken in 2013. Damn the torpedoes, full speed ahead
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(Chron)
 
 
 
Cats may have Tea Rooms but for dogs there is a Coffee Shop in Crosby Texas. Subby likes to call it Canines and Caffeine
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(Daily Gazette (Schenectady))
 
 
 
It's Subby's kid's first Christmas. What traditions to keep? What new ones to add? Link goes to real-tree-decorating, Die-Hard-watching, Millennium-Falcon-gumming start
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(New York Magazine)
 
 
 
America, it's time to have an honest talk. The pee tape is probably real. Prepare your family accordingly. Keep cash, updated account balances, and important information physically on hand to last a few days for when the internet melts
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(The Times of India)
 
 
 
Apparently not even hiding what side they're on anymore, Pakistan issues order to shoot down US drones targeting terrorists
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
There must be some kind of way outta here from the former Jehovah's Witnesses building
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Wed December 06, 2017
(C|Net)
 
 
 
PayPal says a data breach at a company it recently acquired may have exposed the personal information for up to 1.6 million customers. FFF- Would not do business with again
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Witnesses pulled a man out of a pickup truck and detained him. Mugshot shows "detained" used here as a euphemism
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(ABC7 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Los Angeles to become largest city with legal recreational marijuana. That is if any pot businesses can navigate the LA city bureacracy in the next 25 days
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
John McCain now writing Fark headlines
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(WWE)
 
 
 
HOW will Almas celebrate winning the NXT title? WILL Kassius Ohno be a nightmare for the Velveteen Dream? WHY is "Ruby Riott" now spelled with 2 t's? "Wrasslin' Wednesday" begins @ 8pm ET on WWE Network?
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
"Our Committee has credible allegations that Trump's NSA sought to manipulate the course of international nuclear policy for the financial gain of his former business partners"
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(AOL)
 
 
 
Government shutdown negotiations are starting to careen off the rails. To be fair, with this administration they weren't so much rails as a set of wavy pavement lines drawn by a drunken road painter
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(UEFA Champions League)
 
 
 
It is Match Day 6. ManU, Spurs, PSG, Munich, Chelsea, Barça, City, Besiktas, & RM have advanced. Who will be joining them in the round of 16? Kickoff is at 2:45 p.m. EST Tuesday & Wednesday. This is THE CHAMPIONS League Discussion Thread
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Airlines report more Farkers are flying than ever before
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Oh nothing, just Chinese news outlets publishing stories to inform people about ways to wash off radiation after Best Korea gets blown up
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Clinton Portis and his Washington Redskins teammates used to do shots of Hennessy before games with Santana Moss and the late Sean Taylor
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(Palm Beach Post)
 
 
 
Adopt a dog for Christmas - remember it's a gift for their lifetime. It's Woofday Wednesday
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(NBC Miami)
 
 
 
As God is my witness, I thought Santa Claus could fly
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Jones: LOCK HIM UP
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(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Want to own a 25-year-old business? It will cost you an essay, and $100
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Tue December 05, 2017
(Shanghaiist)
 
 
 
Chinese urban planners switch to plan B with ten lane thoroughfare after stubborn apartment block owner halts progress by refusing to sell
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Airlines set for record profit in 2018, will raise fares since all those Americans have all that extra cash from their new tax plan
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(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
This Wednesday is the Centennial of the largest man-made explosion (2.9 kilotons) until the invention of Nuclear Weapons
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Roy Moore spox congratulates CNN host on her pregnancy while reminding her that Doug Jones would likely rip the fetus right out of her womb and eat it with some fava beans and a nice chianti
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(GoMN)
 
 
 
Explore Minnesota Garbage
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Quentin Tarantino is developing a Star Trek movie, which is expected to consist of 10 minutes of blowing shiat up, 5 minutes of Uhura slicing some poor green dude to ribbons, and 90 minutes of Bones and Scotty cursing
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Apple cuts a deal on its unpaid Irish tax bill, agreeing to empty its change jar *and* throw in a dozen phones as a sign of genuine remorse
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Mon December 04, 2017
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Now witness the firepower of this fully armed and operational electromagnetic railgun prototype that has cost taxpayers $500 million so far...for the last time because the project will be cancelled
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Businesses might want to think twice about drunk Santa at this year's Christmas party
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
An Alt-right troll running a failing business, and facing a lawsuit for, selling "Pepe the Frog Over the Wall Hot Sauce" to his buddies on 4chan is really unemployed and living off his wife's salary as she's a Senior VP at Pfizer - for now
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(AOL)
 
 
 
Trump ally calls Mueller investigation 'existential threat to Trump presidency,' offers insight into wetness of water and the pain of playing Roshambo
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Private bus company promotes itself by telling customers they won't have to ride with Chinese people. Apology tries to clarify things, explains that they just feel there are too many immigrants
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Newpaper editor in Mexico says he'd like to endorse the reform candidate in his election but fears his office would be shot up by the cartel if he did. Wait, sorry, that's an editor in ALABAMA worried about being shot if he endorsed Doug Jones
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(Fark)
 
 
 
The limit on homeless is announced, beavers get pounded, and the dominoes begin to fall. These are your Headlines Of The Week from Sun 2017-11-26 to Sat 2017-12-02
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(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
Researchers show aspirin added to cancer drug improves effectiveness, can be repackaged and marked up at least 10,000%
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Sun December 03, 2017
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Walmart and Amazon have become pale clones of one another
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(The Student Loan Report)
 
 
 
Study shows 34% of students in default with their loans never made a single payment. Going out on a limb here, but maybe 34% of students had no business going to college
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(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
Men's Fitness presents the year's best whiskey, tequila, liqueur, cognac, and gin. Hey Santa, I've updated my list
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Doug Jones goes all-in for black voters in Alabama, vows to never go back
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(NBC Bay Area)
 
 
 
Men's careers are ending, or in serious jeopardy, because of heightened awareness of sexual misconduct. Brock Turner's attorney decides now would be the perfect time to appeal Turner's ridiculously light sentence because reasons
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(Media Matters)
 
 
 
Human conspiracy theory Alex Jones warns his unhinged viewers of a conspiracy where Liberals will try to assassinate Trump to spark a civil war
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Sat December 02, 2017
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
New York City Council orders halt to construction of the Ed Jones Tower
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
What's Korean for "this business will get out of control"?
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Millennials aren't killing breakfast cereal because it's too inconvenient to make. They are killing it because it's too sugary for their peculiarly woke palates and "[we] are a bit too earnest and sensible to really enjoy it"
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Airlines decide that allowing 'smart' luggage on planes is a dumb idea
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Fri December 01, 2017
(WTHR Indianapolis)
 
 
 
Man cooks his own breakfast after Waffle House rolls our their new self-service business model
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Erik Prince: OK, sure, I now suddenly remember I met with that powerful Putin ally in the Seychelles, but it totally wasn't as a representative of Trump, instead it was about how I could completely legally do business with his sanctioned bank
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(Variety)
 
 
 
Destroyer of perfectly good radio stations files for bankruptcy. No, not that one. Or the other one. Or the ones that deserve to be nuked from orbit
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
The worst terrorists, I mean the absolute meanest scariest worst, are those Texan 6-year-old Muslims with Down Syndrome
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
If you're a futurist and you've just got to kill yourself, you simply must go with the Elon Musk-style of suicide machine, because honestly, those other suicide machines just aren't as innovative or stylish
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Will America witness a swift end due to Republican taxes? Will Donnie Two Scoops twitshiat his heart away? Will Mueller *finally* announce the next round of indictments? THIS is your Trump scandal rumor/speculation thread (~5pm news dump)
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Tennessee Vols pursuing Mike Leach for coaching position, in hopes that an entire fan base can be locked in an electrical closet
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
"But justice roll down like waters and righteousness like an ever-flowing stream" Amos 5:24
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(Live Science)
 
 
 
Rising seas may submerge archaeological sites, create new ones
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(Vox)
 
 
 
Trump wants to make school lunches just like the ones he eats every day. If you're unclear, this is not a good thing
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(BGR)
 
 
 
DJI drones are NOT spying on you and your neighbors for the Chinese Government. Also, install Kaspersky
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
The president called several senators to urge them to pressure Senator Burr (R) to close the Russia investigation, says a Republican senator. Republicans now have public proof that the president committed obstruction of justice: they're witnesses
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Thu November 30, 2017
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Windows 10 is now on 600 million machines, but only if you include Xbox Ones, Tablets and phones. J/K nobody has a Windows phone
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Indonesian city to citizens: stop using free WiFi for drugs and hookers. In an unrelated story, owner/curmudgeon Drew Curtis announces Fark website "in talks" to relocate to unnamed SE Asia community
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
And here's Alex Jones "impersonating" a liberal lesbian brain-eating dominatrix
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Douchebag caught being a douchebag considers the people who noticed his douchebagness to be the real douchebags
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(Wired)
 
 
 
Want to learn how to mine in space? You could cringe through an Affleck movie, or enroll in the School of Mines
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
'Game of Thrones' actor promises the final season will be 'the greatest thing that's ever aired on TV' and 'will f-k up a lot of people.' So basically like watching HBO's 'Oz' when you were a kid
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(WBUR Boston)
 
 
 
Is the period dead? How social media has killed the period well, it's a good thing Fark doesn't remove periods from the headlines that would be awkward
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Wed November 29, 2017
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
The farking emolument hammer just dropped on 23 of Trump's businesses, courtesy of the AGs of Maryland and DC. For those of you keeping score, these could lead to state-level crimes that are not pardonable
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(Fox2 Detroit)
 
 
 
"I don't think that in everyday course of business, we poop our pants or go around defecating ourselves." Point taken, counselor
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
New report claims 800 million workers will be replaced by machines by 2030, freeing up their hours to spend more time on Fark
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(Google)
 
 
 
Honestly, at your age how many normal push ups could you do right now?
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(WWE)
 
 
 
Will Kairi Sane make Peyton Royce walk the plank? Does Pete Dunn have a tag team partner? Can Moss & Sabbatelli even the score with the New Cryme Tyme? "Wrasslin' Wednesday" begins @ 8pm ET on WWE Network
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
American Airlines accidentally doesn't staff pilots on thousands of December flights
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Scientists test 9 "yeti" DNA samples and discover they are actually from bears. Loch Ness monster tests still ongoing
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Check out this horny dog just in time for Woofday, Wetnose, Wednesday
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(Global News (Canada))
 
 
 
Actor James Woods witnessed a robbery while playing poker in Vegas. He wasn't much help to the police, however, as the robbers distracted him with a piece of candy
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(Independent)
 
 
 
It's Wednesday morning, do you know where your President is? Neither do I, but wherever he is, he's retweeting snuff videos
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(New York Magazine)
 
 
 
The good news? Trump might really be honest. The bad news? The voices in Trump's head are still lying
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
The reason why Trump doesn't like Doug Jones is because Doug Jones has locked up creeps like Roy Moore and Donald Trump
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(History Channel)
 
 
 
30 years ago today: Al Sharpton begins his rise to mover-and-shakerhood with nothing more than a giant stack of lies and shamelessness. Luckily, we'd never let a New York huckster get away with that line of bull again, right?
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Navajo Code Talker unfazed by Trump's staging of ceremony in front of Andrew Jackson portrait; "The Marines made us yell 'Geronimo' when we jumped out of planes and that didn't offend me either"
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Tue November 28, 2017
(The Week)
 
 
 
The government needs to regulate all lawn equipment, including small gasoline engines and electrify them. Now
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Not only is Elon NOT the founder of bitcoin, he says he lost the ones he has. They're probably stuck in the seat cushions of his Model 3
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
The "Fark The Poor, Because Millionaires Need More Pallets of Franklins to Burn in Mansion Fireplaces" tax bill passes along party lines to advance out of committee, setting the stage for a bloody floor vote
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(WHNS Fox 21)
 
 
 
High school morans decide a cancer awareness rally is the perfect place for a rape joke
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Turkish businessman in federal custody expected to testify shortly. Flipmas is coming
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Lil Kim attacks the sea again, Trump tweets his foot into his mouth again, and rumors are swirling about witnesses flipping for Mueller again. This is the Tantrum Tuesday edition of the MSNBC Discussion thread. The fiesta starts at 8PM EST
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Even Jason Witten won't want the Tennessee coaching job
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
9 to 5 and 5 to 9 ain't gonna take it, it's Doug Jones time. The Democrats want the world and they want it now, they're gonna take it anyhow. Doug Jones has the airwaves; Doug Jones has the airwaves. Doug Jones has the airwaves, baby
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(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
Migraines now linked to high sodium levels in cerebrospinal fluid, jerks like YOU
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Teacher does drugs in front of students in her classroom. "She's in the corner, hiding with a chair and a book and what appears to be cocaine, putting it into lines"
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
Is gentrification theft? Poll goodness included in article
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
The weapons amnesty in Guernsey has been going well with the public handing in knives, hand guns, swords, a bat'leth, rifles...wait, what?
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(The Wrap)
 
 
 
Keith Olbermann has filmed his final commentary for the GQ series The Resistance and is retiring from political commentary in all media venues. "No illness, no scandal, no firing, just I've said what I have to say"
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Decades of research, trial, error, fortunes made and dashed, and here we are, in 2017, the enlightened era of digital information, lightening fast speeds, and HD clarity for you to enjoy Despacito, as preformed by a rubber chicken. You are welcome
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(Salon)
 
 
 
Alex Jones boasts that Donald Trump repeats things the host tells him... "word-for-word"
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(Salon)
 
 
 
The pros and cons of Sanders 2020, though to be honest, there's really no pros with this one. The man is an insane menace
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Mon November 27, 2017
(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Supreme Court declines to take up drone strike death lawsuit, possibly after hearing a buzzing sound from somewhere overhead
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Trump tweets that the Tax bill "looks good" except for a FEW tiny tweaks he wants added: 100% deductibility for toupee expenses, tax amnesty for anyone who "accidentally" laundered Russian mob money through their condos, stuff like that
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(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
If you're in Lakeland, Florida, that smell of brimstone and ash isn't heralding the arrival of the prince of darkness. This time anyhow
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Tonight, on Supergirl and Arrow, When the wedding of Barry and Iris is interrupted by Nazis from another Earth. It's up to Kara, Ollie, Barry and Sara to stop them. There'll be ice cream, ziplines, and punching Nazis... what's not to like? (CW 8ET)
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Flat-earther postpones again the launch of Darwin 1
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
SCOTUS to decide if cell location history is searchable without a warrant. In unrelated news, the sale of burner phones is expected to rise dramatically
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Remember when Comcast promised not to charge tolls for Internet fast lanes? Pepperidge Farms remembers
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Headlines Of The Week for Sun 2017-11-19 to Sat 2017-11-25
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Sun November 26, 2017
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Judge postpones sentencing fashion model, who smashed glass into woman's face when denied entry to nightclub's VIP area, because... she's a rich white girl who absolutely must keep her holiday vacation plans (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Indonesia about to blow its top as authorities evacuate 10 km around volcano. Pray to Krakatoa
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(KnoxNews)
 
 
 
Tennessee Vols working on "final details" to hire Greg Schiano as their next head coach. To say Vols fans aren't too happy about this is a bit of an understatement
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(France 24)
 
 
 
Old and busted: Thomas the Tank Engine. New hotness: Deborah the Tank
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Man claims his uncle saw Amelia Earhart in 1937 running a Japanese 'resort' on the island of Saipan
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Shohei Ohtani requests all MLB teams interested in his services to do their homework. Literally. In English and Japanese
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(Think Progress)
 
 
 
As Trump calls out CNN for "Fake News", he endorses a site that claims there is a sex tape of Hillary Clinton with an underage girl on Anthony Weiner's laptop and reports on human sacrifice, weaponize forced vaccinations and earthquake machines
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Sat November 25, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Japanese woman decides to eat 10,000 calories worth of McDonald's which is surprisingly more than just a Big Mac and fries and a large coke
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Trump appears in ad for Doug Jones
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Now that you've seen 'Planes, Trains & Automobiles,' it's time to catch up with the cast 30 years after the original release date 11/25/87
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
You know your country's bicycle sharing programs aren't going well when the discarded bikes cover an area the size of a football field and you need cranes to get the new ones to the top (with pic of mountain of bikes)
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(LA Weekly)
 
 
 
Atheist choir sings songs of meaninglessness to the empty void of nothingness
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Wondering how long can you keep Thanksgiving leftovers? Follow the chart to avoid sickness
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(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
Who tries to sell a used coffin on Facebook? Honestly
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
News: Alex Jones may have broken the law. Fark: Revenge porn laws. WTF??: For posting a video of Rep. Joe Barton masturbating
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(Economist)
 
 
 
The Farker who writes headlines for The Economist strikes again
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Fri November 24, 2017
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
A woman's dogs help her survive until rescue after a bad fall in the Canadian wilderness. Your move, cat owners
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(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
Researchers now examining the link between vaccine refusal and those who use alternative medicines (as it relates to spread of disease and eventual emergency room and hospital admissions) Tag is for refusers
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
God will no longer have any sex in Sweden, which is a shame given the attractiveness of the average Swede
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
With some research goodness, this is why the FCC's proposed Internet rules will lead to trouble
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(DFW Star-Telegram)
 
 
 
What to do when drunk, in a random house alone? Set a fire, tell arriving firefighters your wife and dog are in the house and then steal the fire chief's car. YAHTZEE, with mugshot goodness
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Law of headlines, again
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Thu November 23, 2017
(Guardian)
 
 
 
On the positive side, sound detected from missing Argentine submarine may help it be found. Unfortunately, submarines don't react well to explosions
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(YouTube)
 
Video
 
Your annual Thanksgiving day tradition: Les Nessman reporting on WKRP's turkey drop. "As god is my witness, I thought turkeys could fly"
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Science may have finally cured baldness, so good news to those of you who are genetically inferior
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Old & Busted: Taxing the rich. New Hotness: Taxing the rich is illegal
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Jerry Jones gives up on legal action against Roger Goodell extension, will continue writing strongly-worded letters to every other NFL owner, each of which will begin "I know you are tired of hearing from me"
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Wed November 22, 2017
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Eel-Jet hybrid wins Japanese mascot contest, immediate Rule 34 following
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(WWE)
 
 
 
CAN Johnny Gargano upset Pete Dunne for the UK Title? WILL Ruby Riot or Sonya Deville win their last match before call-ups? WHAT is next for the Undisputed Era? "Wrasslin' Wednesday" starts with NXT @ 8pm ET on the WWE Network
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
By communicating Trump's opposition to Doug Jones, the Lich Queen may have committed a clear Hatch Act violation
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(Digital Spy)
 
 
 
Graham Norton lines up the cast of Star Wars: The Last Jedi
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(People Magazine)
 
 
 
Home for the Pawlidays. Atlanta Humane Society finds foster homes for its dogs for Thanksgiving. It's Woofday Wednesday
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Old and Busted: Warriors & Cavs face off in NBA Championship Series. New Hotness: Warriors & Cavs affiliates to face off in League of Legends Championship Series. Yes, really (Golden Guardians & 100 Thieves, respectively)
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
45 boxed wines ranked from best to worst. Let the debate on which is best begin
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Chinese automaker GAC had planned to enter the U.S. market under the name of Trumpchi which translates roughly to best China. Well they are now seriously re-thinking what nameplate to sell their cars under
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Tue November 21, 2017
(Quartz)
 
 
 
Android phones have been phoning home to Google, providing cell tower information despite having location services turned off
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Sad: Six Czech tourists fined for wearing "Borat" mankinis in Kazakhstan. Very nice: Borat creator Sasha Baron Cohen offers to pay their fines
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(The Drive)
 
 
 
Here's an SR-71 pilot talking about flying the iconic aircraft for over an hour and giving a tour of plane's cockpit and engines. SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY. Oh, the videos are on You Tube for free? Well, that simplifies things greatly
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Toyota is now in the position where Japanese-manufactured Camrys are cheaper to produce and sell in America than the domestically-made ones
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(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Blast from the past: A timeline of Donald Trump's creepiness while he owned Miss Universe
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Mon November 20, 2017
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Yankees advisor Godzilla thinks Japanese phenom Shohei Ohtani should be allowed to continue as two-way player in MLB, much as Godzilla once showed skills on land, in the sea, and that one time in the air
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Here comes Madness Monday D2S Flakes out and drops the Ball, one Moore accuser tells her story, and another Franken-story rises off the table. Prep your livers, this is the MSNBC live discussion thread, the bingeing continues at 8 PM EST
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Yammering bag of bones, Kellyanne Conway, indirectly endorsed Roy Moore on Fox and Friends. By now, she's become fond of the taste of her own foot in mouth
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Old and busted: Driving while using your phone. New hotness: Getting busted while driving with your phone and tablet tied to the steering wheel with string
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(WFLA Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
Small plane crashes into front yard of house for sale in Subby's hometown neighborhood. Buy now because what are the odds of another plane crashing there again? (w/video goodness)
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(CNN)
 
 
 
"Trump is playing zero-dimensional chess (again)." CNN is using Fark comments as headlines (again)
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Trump says he should have left UCLA players in Chinese jail
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Headlines Of The Week for Sun 2017-11-12 to Sat 2017-11-18
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Skynet will not be sending Schwarzenegger-sized machines to kill you. In reality, Slaughterbots are much smaller
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Jerry Jones thinks his little feud with the NFL is not affecting the performance of this team
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(The Conversation)
 
 
 
Mental health in teenagers has been deteriorating over the past five years, and there is one thing to blame: social media, smart phones, and the internet
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Sun November 19, 2017
(The Poke (UK))
 
 
 
British swear words helpfully ranked by offensiveness (utterly and completely not safe for work)
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Keep your popcorn supply stocked ya'll: "Witnesses questioned by Mueller's team warn that investigators are asking about other foreign contacts and meetings that have not yet become public, and to expect a series of new revelations"
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Old and busted: Working 9 to 5. New hotness: Working 8 to 4
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(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Ahead of the one year anniversary of the death of Sharon Jones, the Dap-Kings pay tribute
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
By listening to an anthropologist's presentation an International Business Times writer figured out that 2200 year old Qumran skeletons belonged to celibate men. Has a bright future in fiction
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Sat November 18, 2017
(Variety)
 
 
 
Chance, the Rapper hosts Saturday Night Live. Eminem, the rapper is the musical guest. Can the obscure hip hop musician hold his own against the likes of Leslie Jones and Beck Bennett? Will Baldwin return to mock the Asia trip? SNL, 11:30pm EST on NBC
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
You know that "reliable witness" about the Clinton uranium scandal? Yeah... not so much
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Fri November 17, 2017
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Danica Patrick to retire from full-time racing in attempt to preserve her unblemished record of no wins [Editor's note: aside from the ones she won]
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Russian intelligence propaganda techniques -- so simple, even a simple businessman can do it and bury a competitor. Until the story comes out
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(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Minnesota Congresswoman Betty McCollum says she once had to use a rolled-up newspaper to beat off a congressman who tried to corner her
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Nuns don't have €150,000 to repair church organ. Charity repairs organ for free. Government fines convent €170,000 for accepting free repair
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Thu November 16, 2017
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Tuesday: Zimbabwe youth "ready to die" for Mugabe. Wednesday: Wait, I might die too? Thursday: The handsome and successful military is here to help, please turn over your dissidents
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(Awful Announcing)
 
 
 
Miami residents jump on The U bandwagon, watch Hurricanes' demolition of Notre Dame more than they watched Dolphins or Heat
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
'Money absolutely buys happiness' says guy who slaps his brand on any garbage and must be looking to boost sales again
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(Kansas.com)
 
 
 
Air Force contract means "safer air travel for troops" and by troops we mean generals riding around in business jets
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(Pro Football Talk)
 
 
 
The most Tennessee headline you'll see today: Is Jim Bob Cooter interested in University of Tennessee coaching job?
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
The House tries to foreclose on the poor, Franken farks up and cops to it, and Menendez gets off. And of course, Moore keeps digging. From the darkest to the weirdest timeline. MSNBC Primetime Livethread, the madness takes form at 8pm EST
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Mississippi man killed after being run over by a Tennessee bulldozer in Alabama
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(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Pro tip: When breaking into homes, it's best if you do not leave your resume at one of the crime scenes and your cell phone in another
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(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
Want to start a franchise? Here are some of the cheapest ones to own
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(Japan Today)
 
 
 
Japanese train company felt compelled to issue an apology for a train not leaving on time. It left 20 seconds early
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(The New Yorker)
 
 
 
The sight of angry white men destroying their own coffee machines seemed to be the perfect visual expression for Americans voting against their own self-interests
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
The NFL isn't too fond of Jerry Jones right now
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Four more report on Moore on Wednesday, and the punchline's a doozy: he used to hang out near the girls' bathrooms at the mall, fulfilling the 'Methinks he doth protest too much' challenge
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(Kotaku)
 
 
 
Tecmo defeats Chinese pirates, probably with Bo Jackson, ninjas, and jiggle physics
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Wed November 15, 2017
(Northwest Indiana Times)
 
 
 
Indiana Gov. Eric Holcomb declines to take a position on Sunday beer sales and whether citizens need a permit for a firearm. Medicinal marijuana? Not on your life
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(WWE)
 
 
 
Will McIntyre and Almas come to blows before their title match? Can Mercedes Martinez score an upset over Ember Moon? Has the Street Profits' antics gotten them into big trouble? "Wrasslin' Wednesday" starts w/ NXT @ 8pm EST on WWE Network
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
After their meeting, Chinese President Xi Jinping asked Trump "Who is Roy Moore?" Trump told him they're an American restaurant that has the second greatest fried chicken
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
The Chinese may have an inferior political and economic system, but they can see where the world is heading, and they're moving to take advantage of that. meanwhile Trump is desperately chasing any short-term win he can trumpet
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(Hyperallergic)
 
 
 
Weimaraner dress-up art. You're welcome. It's Woofday Wednesday
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
By purchasing Boeing 787s, Emirates Airlines may have killed the A380 program
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Tue November 14, 2017
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
And now for your viewing pleasure here's Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom's sacrifice scene done with LEGO Ewoks
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(Vice)
 
 
 
OnePlus, the company that was sending user information to servers in China, has been shipping phones with a hidden back door for years. At least it was cheap
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(Splinter News)
 
 
 
Trump laughs along with Philippines President Duterte as he unironically refers to the reporters present as "spies"
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Headlines Of The Week for Sun 2017-11-05 to Sat 2017-11-11
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
How young is too young for cell phones in school?
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Two Guinness World Record kitties may have perished in house fire
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Mon November 13, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Nearly half of U.S. adults will have high blood pressure under new guidelines, which were totally not influenced by the makers of high blood pre$ure medication in any way
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(WUSA9)
 
 
 
With control of the VA. House of Delegates hanging on one race with an 84 vote margin, the Stafford County VA Registrar has decided to toss out absentee ballots including more than 50 military ones, because, reasons
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Doug Jones, Democrat running against Roy Moore, compares himself to Confederate General who nearly won the Civil War during Siege Of Little Round Top at Gettysburg. Dude, wait what?
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(Pro Football Talk)
 
 
 
NFL owners discuss stripping Jerry Jones of his ownership of the Cowboys
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Because "share the wealth" has always been the mantra of American businessmen
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(Deviant Art)
 
 
 
Photoshop this lonesome plant
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(Vice)
 
 
 
Burner phones generate tens of millions in revenue every year. No wait, make that PAYPHONES. In related news, when's the last time you used one, and subsequently felt the need to take a disinfecting shower after hanging up?
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Important question: Which Die Hard sequel is the best? Followup: Which Indiana Jones movie (including original) is best?
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Maybe the NFL will make Jerry Jones sell the Cowboys
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(The Virginian-Pilot)
 
 
 
Good news if you're hoping to go to college in Virginia: Colleges are waiving their application fees for "College Application Week." So that's a good $30 or $40 off the six-figure debt you'll have later in life. Go chase those dreams, young ones
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Sun November 12, 2017
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
In the latest example of 100% pure STIGGINIT, angry Sean Hannity fans are posting videos of themselves smashing Keurig coffee machines after Keurig pulls its advertising over Hannity's defense of Roy "Hey, Little Girl, Want Some Candy?" Moore
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Indonesian wax museum solves lack of German heritage preservation
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Sat November 11, 2017
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Stonehenge and 12 other world-famous tourist attractions that are smaller and less impressive when seen in person. "Honestly America, this is not a character assassination. But only you would build part of your national psyche around a boulder"
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(YouTube)
 
Video
 
An adult Jughead doing a hip-hop rendition of Sugar Sugar in "Archie: To Riverdale and Back Again" (1990), one of the worst scenes in cinematic history
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Fri November 10, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
United realizes that jet engines can't chew their air
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(The Poke (UK))
 
 
 
I don't want to bring you down or anything, but The Young Ones have just turned 35
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Fallout from Roy Moore allegations continues, Robert Mueller turns focus to Dana Rohrabacher, and Devin Nunes is just as dirty as we thought. This is your FRESH HELL FRIDAY MSNBC prime time discussion thread. Fun starts at 8PM EST
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(Fox9 Minneapolis)
 
 
 
Even the militia group which believes in the violent overthrow of the U.S. Government is Minnesota Nice
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Two new books set out to assess the mental health of His Orangeness, and arrive at two completely opposite conclusions. Don't worry, though, we're still farked either way
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
I guess now we know why Nunes was so interested in squashing the Mueller investigation
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(Rocketnews 24)
 
 
 
Kyoto invents the Japanese coffee. "The Sake Caffé Latte has an alcohol kick that belies its unassuming appearance, and the use of local Kyoto-made sake lends a deliciously refined atmosphere to the experience"
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Let's look back at some of the more famous scenes from "Louie" that have taken on an all-new meaning
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(Independent)
 
 
 
New evidence suggests homo sapiens were around 100,000 years earlier than previously thought. Just a few million years more, and we can prove the Flintstones co-existed with dinosaurs
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
We are the Borg. Your biological and technological distinctiveness will be added to our own. Resistance is futile
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(News On 6 Tulsa)
 
 
 
A 10-year deferred sentence was given to daughter for marrying her birth mother. Sick tag has the weirdest boner right now. (Bonus matching shirt mug shot goodness)
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Thu November 09, 2017
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
If you have £1.6million-worth of drugs in your home, you might not want to have a 'grenade prone to exploding' lest the police might come investigate (with mugshot goodness)
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(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Three classic Chinese-American restaurants in Central Phoenix have shut down, including loungey Seventies-era eatery that once served $1.75 dinners of "old fashion Chinese food" with authentic tiki cocktails and fortune cookies
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
"I'm Eric's brother-in-law already promoted to a chief of staff position in DoE. Thank goodness there's no nepotism or shady dealings with this administration"
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(Vox)
 
 
 
We could be witnessing the dawn of a flattery arms race. We cannot allow a sweet-talk gap with the Soviets
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(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Rolling Stone Magazine is 50 years old this week. For younger Farkers, 'magazines' were these book-like things made of paper that people used to read before the internet was invented
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Coming behind the success of the NES Classic and SNES Classic, the N64 Classic is right around the corner. Game list to the left, complaints about not having Goldeneye on it to the right (possible nsfw content on page)
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Garth Brooks admits lip-syncing at the CMAs: 'My voice just isn't going anywhere'. Chris Gaines nods in agreement
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
So, you want to do business with me? I'm gonna need some strippers, prostitutes and drugs, m'kay?
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(WHNT Huntsville)
 
 
 
Roy Moore refuses to debate Doug Jones, criticizes his work as Saru on 'Star Trek: Discovery'
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Who wins in a fight between Jimmy Butler and a Minnesota lake? Us, although the lake is a close second
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(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
Honestly, finding out InfoWars steals articles is the most normal thing about them. The fact it's over 1000 from Russia Today, about one article every day, is a bit surprising though
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Wed November 08, 2017
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Big wins for the Dems last night, and a whole lot more nonsensical bollocks for the rest of us today, and WHAT THE HELL DO YOU MEAN IT'S STILL ONLY WEDNESDAY? THIS is your MSNBC Evening Block livethread. Festivities start at 8pm EST
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(WWE)
 
 
 
WILL Roderick Strong take out Adam Cole before WarGames? CAN Kairi Sane shut up Billie Kay? IS Rockstar Spud coming to NXT? "Wrasslin' Wednesday" begins with NXT @ 8pm EST on WWE Network
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(The Sun (Ireland))
 
 
 
What the HELL Ireland, a pint of Guinness is cheaper in Spain than in the country that makes it. Hang your heads in shame for your high taxes
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Michigan Senate allows concealed guns in gun-free zones like schools, churches, and bars. This will definitely end the terrible gun violence the country is plagued with at least in this state which will leave more thoughts and prayers for the others
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Dem. Rep. Debbie Dingell of Michigan introduces a bill no sane person could possibly object to requiring all voting machines to keep paper back-ups, and to federally fund automatic recounts in close elections. So yeah, That'll go nowhere
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(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
Any fellow Farkers dealt with altitude sickness? What helps?
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(Quartz)
 
 
 
From the headlines that sound like the start of a really bad movie file comes today's doozy: "EPA approved the release of weaponized mosquitoes in 20 US states"
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
Alex Jones doubles down on his latest conspiracy theory, saying the media and antifa gave the Texas shooter permission to kill
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Have you ever adopted a senior dog? Here is your Woofday Wednesday
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Tue November 07, 2017
(WTKR)
 
 
 
Democratic areas in VA being robocalled to tell them that their polling place has changed. I'm sure this is all just an honest mix-up, and not at all partisan
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(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
Chicken tenders from different fast-food chains were tried. What was the best one? Which ones are your favorite? Any other worthy mentions?
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Southwest flies themed planes like Shamu, penguins, Lone Star, and now, Icarus
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Photoshop theme: Modern-day Flintstones
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Mon November 06, 2017
(Politico)
 
 
 
Pointing out that Wilbur Ross failed to disclose his business ties to Russia is "evil". So stop it
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