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Mon February 20, 2017
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Your abilities on Abilify, clothed captains on YouTube, and Mick Jagger's autobiiiergrrrrrrrp. These are YOUR Headlines Of The Week for Sun 2017-02-12 to Sat 2017-02-18
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Sun February 19, 2017
(The Japan News)
 
 
 
Japanese insurance company announces 100 finalists in annual senryu poem contest for salaried workers. Top poems referenced relationships in the workplace, overtime reforms, and Pokemon Go
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(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
Don't care for Euro soccer, NASCAR, hockey, or the silly All-Star Game? Top golfers Dustin Johnson, Jordan Spieth and Adam Scott are battling in final round of the Genesis Open on CBS at 3 ET. That's all
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
The Lego Batman Movie remains #1 with $32 million, Fifty Shades Darker #2 with $20.8 million. Lavish Matt Damon spectacle The Great Wall bombs at #3 with $17 million, alternative horror film A Cure For Wellness debuts sickly at #11 with $4 million
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Sat February 18, 2017
(Fast Company)
 
 
 
The first startup incubator was actually founded by Atari's Nolan Bushnell. Business tab and Geek tab raise a toast to each other
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
"Smartphones will soon become mobile laboratories which can monitor bone density, red blood cell levels and even predict asthma attacks as scientists repurpose phone technology such as accelerometers, camera flashes and microphones as medical tools"
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Justice League mothers' names, Amazon's new store staffing, and broke students doing math, These are YOUR Headlines Of The Week for Sun 2017-02-05 to Sat 2017-02-11
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Fri February 17, 2017
(The Japan News)
 
 
 
Thanks to advances in projection mapping technology, tourist-friendly Japanese castles are now as eye-popping at night as they are on a sunny day
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Power company using drones WITH FLAMETHROWERS to clean trash off power lines. What could possibly go wrong?
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
After earning his 1,000th point, can Sidney Crosby keep it rolling against the Blue Jackets? Who will win the pillow fight between the Avs and the Hurricanes? Will the Panthers devour the Ducks? Friday Night Hockey thread, starting at 7:00 PM ET
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(STLToday)
 
 
 
Cop told to 'tone down gayness' for promotion
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Peeping Tom drones? It's not unusual
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
The Philippines version of Donald Trump, just shorter and not orange, has now started to arrest political opponents
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
Workplace rudeness can affect your health, moron
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Toshiba debt hits junk status. Company will sell off its flash business
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(Baltimore Sun)
 
 
 
Pro tip: airlines don't feed passengers so pack your own horse genitals
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(Arkansas Online)
 
 
 
Who head butts their 70-year-old mother twice? Honestly
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Looney Tunes/DC Comics crossover. SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY
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Thu February 16, 2017
(Click2Houston)
 
 
 
Delta Airlines bringing back free meals on domestic flights because nobody was buying their stuff anyway
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(Digital Trends)
 
 
 
Amazon and Google locked in an epic struggle for the groundbreaking technological future of...home phones?
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(Politico (Europe))
 
 
 
Donald Trump is such a good negotiator that thanks to his attempts to renegotiate with China, Germany expects to gain huge business opportunities there, finally allowing them to break bigly into that market
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Van Jones attempts to find correlation and causation where none exists, saying if Democrats fought against mass incarceration we would never have gotten a President Trump
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
In case you were wondering if the President of the United States actually asked a black person today to set up meetings with other black people by virtue of their blackness, the answer is
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Researchers find 280 genes involved with hair loss. Thanks, mom
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Trump whines the New York Times owes him an appleology
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
Unhinged conspiracy theorist and known crazy person Alex Jones says Obama is "plotting a Bolshevik revolution" against Trump
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Since President Trump denied he has any ties to Russia, USA Today decides to compile a list detailing his past business dealings with Russia going back over 30 years
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(London Evening Standard)
 
 
 
"Don't be silly honey, that 'illness' you think you have is just the 'man flu'"
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
There will be no March madness at the White House this year ... well aside from the political stuff of course
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(Shanghaiist)
 
 
 
Chinese residents breathe a smog-filled small sigh of relief at the thought that China may lose its title as the country with the world's deadliest air. Sucks to be you India
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Wed February 15, 2017
(UPI)
 
 
 
The strange love story of the UPS driver and Pearl the goat. With video goodness
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(WWE)
 
 
 
Will the student defeat the teacher when Tyler Bate defends the UK title against Trent Seven? Who will be Liv Morgan's mystery partner against Billie Kay and Peyton Royce? "Wrasslin' Wednesday" begins at 8pm ET with NXT on WWE Network
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(Time)
 
 
 
Retail store CEOs go to Washington to tell Trump not impose 20% import tax because: A) it's stupid; B) it'll hurt businesses; C) it'll raise consumer costs; and D) all the above
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(PCWorld)
 
 
 
Microsoft cancels Patch Tuesday rather than brick all of its customer's machines
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(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
Here are former occupations of world leaders, now make sure your Holiness will let you in that club, now
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(Globe and Mail)
 
 
 
Consumers of a substance that has been linked to cancer, stroke, brain damage, and mental illness are becoming worried about banned pesticides that are used during the cultivation of that substance
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(Center for Public Integrity)
 
 
 
Business Roundtable to corporate members: Forget what we said before. Let there be light
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Tue February 14, 2017
(Venture Beat)
 
 
 
Hey, remember the 2000s? Nokia to debut four k00l new phones at Mobile World Congress, including an "homage" to their classic 3310 feature phone
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Linda McMahon wins the undisputed Small Business Administration belt
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(Japan Today)
 
 
 
Japanese navy reports that one of their sailors fell off minesweeper into sea. Experts recommend looking for angry birds diving into ocean solitaire
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
As Japanese society rapidly ages, restaurants and nursing homes heat up gourmet purees for foodies who no longer have the strength to chew or swallow but fear the feeding tube
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(The New York Observer)
 
 
 
Donald Trump's non-stop talk about walls, deportation and his love for his daughter Ivanka actually make for pretty creative Valentine's Day card taglines
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Behind the scenes of the "Dr. Strange" post-credits tag
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(Engadget)
 
 
 
Your flying cars have finally arrived, except they're drones. Fark: offer only good in Dubai
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(Fark)
 
 
 
So I just bought flowers. Jesus Christ, $50. Should Valentines day be ended as it only brings stress and money issues to those of us not in the 1%? Perhaps is it by design?
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Red Pandas at Winnipeg...you've already left to daaww at the cuteness
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(Washington Examiner)
 
 
 
Remember that driver in Nashville who hit a bunch of protesters with a car? Tennessee is now trying to pass a law to exempt future protest crushers from civil liability
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Trump and his staff use their cell phone lights to work in the dark, ha ha. "Phones are portable television satellite trucks and, if compromised, can be used to get a great deal of information" *gulp*
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Fortune cookie writer quits after 30 years because of writer's block. Somebody writes those fortunes?
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Mon February 13, 2017
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Swiss voters look at America and decide against having a welfare system for businesses
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(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
"And for the next order of business, the Senate is urged to consider a draft defense bill sponsored by the Honorable Senator Bawwitdaba da bang a dang diggy diggy"
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(Komo)
 
 
 
Bet you didn't know Des Moines has a marina
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
The fact that they can't spell, don't know history, have tempers, constantly lie, aren't very smart, and suck at tweeting will not deter the Trump Administration; 'We will find our strength in ignorance and our stupidity will propel us to greatness'
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
America doesn't deserve Donald Trump says Alex Jones
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(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Pioneering marijuana business closed for not paying taxes. To be fair, they do have a pretty good excuse for forgetting
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Your biological and technological distinctiveness will be added to our own. Resistance is futile. -Musk
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Not News: Chinese officials punished for dozing off at a meeting. Fark: for dozing off in a meeting on how to motivate lazy bureaucrats
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Apparently whales won't explode if you poke a hole in them. Must be why the Japanese keep harpooning them
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Sun February 12, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
10-year-old girl creates her own business to buy her dream car. One year later she is the proud owner of a 1955 Chevy Bel Air
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(Digital Spy)
 
 
 
Will Rick and his entourage escape Negan's clutches? Will Carol and Ezekiel come roaring to the rescue? Will the show tone down its bloody repetitiveness? Find out in Rock in the Road. It's your Walking Dead Discussion Thread, 9PM ET on AMC
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(Russia Today)
 
 
 
Tired of President Trump headlines? Sit down and try some of this creative pizza
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(The Newspaper)
 
 
 
From the It's All About Safety Departmemt: Fremont California caught shaving .7 seconds off of its yellow lights to bring in an extra $200,000 a month in fines
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(Singularity Hub)
 
 
 
Doctors can now read a comatose patient's mind and they want you to know they're doing pretty much okay, all things considered: "The locked-in patients were able to reliably use the system to tell their loved ones they're generally happy"
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Jean-Claude Juncker declines to run for a second term as head of the EU. Jean-Claude Van Damme unavailable for comment, current whereabouts unknown
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(Metro)
 
 
 
In what was surely an honest mistake, US Tennis Association apologizes after playing Hitler's version of the German national anthem at a USA vs. Germany tennis event
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Sat February 11, 2017
(WMC 5 Memphis)
 
 
 
Having solved all of Tennessee's problems, legislature wants to declare children conceived through artificial insemination illegitimate
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(KERO 23 Bakersfield)
 
 
 
20 Tennessee co-workers, lucky bastards claim $421M jackpot
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
College Basketball Saturday features the game of the weekend: #1 Gonzaga at #20 Saint Mary's in the Zags' most serious challenge until March Madness. Also, #2 Villanova at #25 Xavier, #15 FSU at #24 Notre Dame, and a bunch more. Action starts at Noon
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(Good Reads)
 
 
 
Saddle up, Space Marines, this week in the Saturday Morning Book Club we're looking for the best military science fiction books
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(New York Magazine)
 
 
 
"There is no anchor any more. At the core of the administration of the most powerful country on earth, there is, instead, madness"
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Fri February 10, 2017
(SFGate)
 
 
 
California's drought declines from 83% of the State to just 11%. With pretty juicy illustrative pictures of the change
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(Page Six)
 
 
 
Taking Indiana Jones & the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull as a warning, museum shuts down Shia LaBeouf art installation before he ruins everything
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Aren't school beatings something we should just mind our own business about? As long as the public can't hear the screaming, what's the big deal?
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
At press conference between Trump and Japanese PM, only Rupert Murdoch-owned outlets were allowed to ask questions
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(ABL13 Houston)
 
 
 
Obituary from A.) beloved father of the year or B.) other, "an example of bad parenting combined with mental illness and a complete commitment to drinking, drugs, womanizing and being generally offensive"
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Trump issued the following critique after meeting with Japanese Prime Minister Shinzo Abe: 'His hands were slightly larger and stronger than my tremendous bigly bear paws, and I consider this a direct threat to our national security'
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(Jezebel)
 
 
 
"What are they saying?" Trump asked Abe, referring to photographers who were speaking Japanese. "Please look at me," the Prime Minister translated. Trump appeared to take the translation literally, and began to stare at the Prime Minister
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
US Navy Plane, Chinese plane have 'unsafe' encounter over South China Sea, where 'unsafe' is apparently two spy planes spying at each other
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Trump: The Japanese government prevents Japanese consumers from buying American cars. Japanese Consumer: We can buy American cars if we want to, but we don't want to because, well, American cars suck
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(Rocketnews 24)
 
 
 
Japanese company will send people to your home to tell you why you suck at video games
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Thu February 09, 2017
(ESPN)
 
 
 
After only one measly NHL game on Wednesday night, 22 teams will play on Thursday night. Cross-country games include Sharks-Bruins, Ducks-Sabres, Penguins-Avalanche, and Kings-Panthers. All this and much more when the puck drops at 7:00 PM ET
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(Uproxx)
 
 
 
Aretha Franklin is retiring from performing, though to be honest, she hasn't been the same ever since Blue Lou and Matt Guitar Murphy left her
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(NHL)
 
 
 
Fifty years ago the NHL doubled in size. Happy birthday, LA Kings, Minnesota North Stars (now Dallas Stars), Philadelphia Flyers, Pittsburgh Penguins and St. Louis Blues; San Jose Sharks fans, pour one out for the California Golden Seals
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Old and busted: sharks with frikkin' laser beams on their heads. New hotness: B-52s with frikkin' laser beams
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(Some Pizza Guy)
 
 
 
Today is National Pizza Day, which honestly should be an official holiday to celebrate the best food creation in the history of mankind (not valid in Chicago)
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(Asahi Shimbun)
 
 
 
Japanese food model maker, longtime supplier to nation's restaurants, now sells its creations abroad as food-inspired fashion accessories like bacon-shaped earrings and necklace resembling beef bowl. "I thought no one would buy such things"
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(Farktography)
 
Farktography
 
Theme of Farktography Contest No. 614: "Happiness Is...(2)". Details and rules in first post. LGT next week's theme
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Wed February 08, 2017
(Wired)
 
 
 
DARPA does it again with creepy SideArm project that grabs drones out of the air carrier-style
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(WCNC Charlotte)
 
 
 
Thieves crash into each other while trying to evade police. No word if they also slipped on banana peels, frantically spun their legs in the air before running away, or took a pie to the face. (with mugshot goodness)
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(Media Matters)
 
 
 
According to a former editor at Infowars, Alex Jones is a snake oil salesman. Obvious tag taken out in what was OBVIOUSLY a false flag operation conducted by those secret liberal Muslim aliens, so 'Murica
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(WWE)
 
 
 
Who will interrupt Bobby Roode's glorious celebration? Who won when Prince Puma and Johnny Mundo faced off in an All Night Long match in season 1? "Wrasslin' Wednesday" begins at 8pm ET with NXT on WWE Network and Lucha Underground on El Rey
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(Shanghaiist)
 
 
 
Don't you just hate it when you're the "Monkey King" minding your own business, driving your bus full of mythological characters around and the police pull you over for a traffic stop?
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(Salon)
 
 
 
Old and busted: Obama's Muslim Caliphate Dictatorship. New hotness: Trump's Fascist Aryan Police State
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(The Street)
 
 
 
Is curing disease bad for business?
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Department of Defense looking to rent space in Trump Tower, which, "could directly funnel government money into the president's business interests." Well, that sounds like it's totally not a conflict of interest
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Tue February 07, 2017
(ABC7 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Producers of Gong Show reboot are looking for performers, will hold open auditions at Glendale Galleria. Men, women, dancing machines of all ages welcome
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Kellyanne Conway says some terror attacks did get "wall-to-wall" coverage. Yeah, the ones that actually happened for example
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
CNN host to GOP Rep: You list Islamic terror attacks but omit domestic ones, why? Rep: They are different. Host: Why? Rep: Quebec was a one-off, Host: and McVeigh? Rep: that was too long ago? Host: Charleston? Rep: but look at all the good it caused
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
CDC issues new vaccination guidelines while they still can
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Our President is so respected abroad that even cartoonists in Chinese State Media think it's okay to make fun of him. Bonus: Place him in an iconic Titanic scene, wearing a Nazi band on his arm
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(Engadget)
 
 
 
Stanford students recreate 5,000 year old Chinese beer recipe
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(Comet TV)
 
 
 
Why "Teen Wolf" is Michael J. Fox's most underrated role, from someone who never saw "Midnight Madness" during its umpteen runs on HBO
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(Weird Asia News)
 
 
 
Nestle takes an April Fools Day joke and makes it a reality. Behold sushi-flavored KitKat bars. Difficulty: $27 for three
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Business Insider looks at the Fark/Google Ads wars of 2017
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Mon February 06, 2017
(Somerset Live)
 
 
 
Ten years ago, a cop buddy movie put the small town of Somerset on the map. Today they remember the greatness that is Hot Fuzz
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(Salon)
 
 
 
Real news doesn't have negative polls about his holiness The Trump, only fake news does. The Trump knows his numbers and he has great support. Enormous support, believe me, everyone actually supports him
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
For the sixth consecutive year, Hawaii is the happiest state. Alaska finished second. Apparently the two happiest states just happen to also be the ones farthest away from Washington, D.C
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(Wired)
 
 
 
That twinkling background behind Lady Gaga at the Superbowl Halftime wasn't CGI. It was hundreds of synchronized drones
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Sun February 05, 2017
(iNews (UK))
 
 
 
The strangest show on TV is this 'unhinged' Babushka game show starring giant Russian nesting dolls: "In a metaphor for President Putin's Russia, open the wrong doll and the contestant's money is seized"
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(BT.com)
 
 
 
Latest excuse offered by Nestle for shrinking their candy bars and charging you the same price: they're just really concerned that you're eating too much sugar, that's all
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(AutoBlog)
 
 
 
Thieves steal $3.7M worth of engines, but joke's on them because they're Jag engines
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(YouTube)
 
Video
 
Thirty-four years ago today, the #1 song in the world was the timeless Toto classic "Africa". Truly, it will take a lot to drag you away from the pull of its greatness
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(Politico)
 
 
 
The Senate is tearing itself apart. Didn't this happen in Attack of the Clones? Isn't that how Palpatine rose to power?
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
SNL again gets top media attention after Kristen Stewart accidentally drops the F-bomb. Network fines to be imposed in 3 ... 2 ...1
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Sat February 04, 2017
(Washington Times)
 
 
 
Cost of average American wedding reaches record-breaking $35,329 ... farm animals, drones, gospel choirs and drunk brides included
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(Uproxx)
 
 
 
"After a lengthy investigation into activity behind the scenes, it turns out that the seemingly horrifying video of a dog being abused on the set of 'A Dog's Purpose' was completely false"
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(Some How To Guy)
 
 
 
This week in the Saturday Morning Book Club we're looking for the best "How To" books, the ones that are indispensable or just downright useful
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Daycare asks parents picking up their children in the afternoon to put down their phones and at least pretend like they're happy to see their kids
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
The healing can never begin until cops stop applauding when they witness an anti-Trump protester get punched
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(The Runner Sports)
 
 
 
PJ Fleck had a big signing day with the Minnesota Gophers. He brought in three more quarterbacks to give the offense seven options next season. Maybe one of the QBs can throw the ball
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Fri February 03, 2017
(Metro)
 
 
 
PSA: If you want to get a tattoo that's your business, however getting a tattoo on a hairless cat is just plain stupid
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
GoDaddy CEO succinctly points out that Trump's H1B visa limitations will mean that all the Chinese and Indian students we educate will simply go back home and spill beer or gin or fermented yak milk or whatever they drink on their own servers
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Behold the weird daily routines of 6 billionaires - including Elon Musk scheduling his entire day in 5 minute blocks
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
New York police investigate a potential suicidal jump off the George Washington Bridge, though some witnesses say a green man on a glider was seen battling with a man in red and blue tights and tossed a bound blonde woman over the side
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Trump is never getting his wall. Never. Not for any altruistic or decently human reasons, mind you, but because business owners and the Republicans they control are addicted to cheap labor
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(WJLA Washington DC)
 
 
 
Some guidelines for Tinder users. 1: Don't send pictures of your schlong 2: Don't swipe left compulsively 3: Make sure your date doesn't rob your clothes and leave you to walk home naked
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Woman's business is thriving. She gets paid $81 to come to your home and lay in your bed for an hour before your bedtime, to warm your bed for you
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Thu February 02, 2017
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
How Do Israel's Tech Firms Do Business in Saudi Arabia? Quietly, and by pretending they're characters from ABC's Lost
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(Newser)
 
 
 
The good news: Uber just came up with a streamlined new process. The bad news: It's to help people quit Uber. Honest-to-God item on Uber's roadmap: Engineer our own demise
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(Honolulu Star Advertiser)
 
 
 
Fukumoto may leave GOP. Trump last seen trying to figure out which Japanese island that was and where it was located
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(Collector's Weekly)
 
 
 
Were model trains the drones of their day?
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Trump salutes Black History Month by being stupid and worrying about the name, changes it to African American History Month. His comedic take on political correctness. Don't quit your day job
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Ohio State once again tops Michigan in recruiting. Yes it's a bit meaningless, but is there ever a bad time for the Buckeyes to continue beating the Wolverines?
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
How doomed was Apple after they removed the audio jack from the iPhone? So doomed that their stock's value went up an entire EBay on Wednesday alone
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(Jezebel)
 
 
 
Nancy Pelosi (D) decides that the call for less political correctness goes both ways, calls Steve Bannon a white supremacist during press conference. Twice
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(Newser)
 
 
 
Japanese antidote for overwork is taking "inemuri" naps in public. As opposed to the U.S. where it's called the Monday afternoon staff meeting
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Wed February 01, 2017
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Great Milestones in American Foreign Policy: The Monroe Doctrine (1823) The Roosevelt Corollary (1902), The Truman doctrine (1948), The Reagan Doctrine (1983), The Putin Doctrine (2017)
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Canadian billionaire denies he's been kidnapped by the Chinese secret police, the most professional, most polite, world-class secret police force in the world
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(WWE)
 
 
 
What happened after NXT Takeover: San Antonio ended? What will No Way Jose say about The Drifter's music? "Wrasslin' Wednesday" begins at 8pm ET with NXT on WWE Network
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(Omaha World Herald)
 
 
 
Good News: Your steaks this year are going to be cheaper. Bad News: You cheap farkers are putting ranchers out of business
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Woman quits her job and sets up her own business catching wild alligators - saying they're not scary just 'misunderstood.' Come back next year when 'Stumpy' updates us on her experiences
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(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
Guinness brewery to open in Maryland, bar towels for everyone
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(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
Woman illustrates why she was kicked off Spirit Airlines
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Dispute over a man's last words, Giant Meteor's take on the election, and how to get less sleep. These are YOUR highest voted Headlines Of The Week for Sun 2017-01-22 to Sat 2017-01-28
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
International intelligence expert Alex Jones calls the Quebec mosque terror attack a "false flag, just like Sandy Hook"
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Tue January 31, 2017
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Owner of Peanuts Worldwide LLC faces excessive debt, will put Charles Schulz's iconic characters up for auction to Chinese and other investor groups. Rats
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Old and busted: UFIA. New hotness: UPIA
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(Japan Times)
 
 
 
Considered most unpopular of Big 8 Japanese cities, Nagoya asks public to submit catchphrase to lure tourists, highlighting city's status as mecca for sports tourism, cosplay and anime. Winner to get annual passes to Nagoya Castle and Legoland Japan
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(WRAL)
 
 
 
Electrical tape-bikinis and sun for perfect tan lines in -- hey, where'd everyone go?
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Old and busted: Student plagiarizes answers to questionnaire. New hotness: Secretary of Education plagiarizes answers to questionnaire
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
After a weekend of FA Cup matches, we get back to the business at hand in the EPL. Biggest match: Liverpool vs Chelsea Who cares: Swansea vs Saints Pudding proof: Stoke & Everton Most potential: Cherries & Eagles. Matches start 2:45 ET Tues & Wed
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
LeBron drinks a little haterade and tears Barkley a few new ones. Your dog wants a hot take
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(Townhall)
 
 
 
The weekend wail, is the "Muslim ban" of the Trump campaign. But how so, when not one of the six largest Muslim countries -- Indonesia, India, Pakistan, Bangladesh, Egypt, Turkey -- was on the list?
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
DeVry University now has over 2 million reasons to be more honest about the success of their graduates
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
"Naked pastor fled married woman's armed husband." Some headlines need no improvement
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Mon January 30, 2017
(WHO TV Des Moines)
 
 
 
Illinois men's daring plan to speed away from pursuing Des Moines cops foiled by running out of fuel 40 miles away near Pleasantville. Mugshots nevertheless in full color
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
The most honest technology review you'll read today. "THIS TELEVISION MAKES ME HISS IN ANGER"
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Barclays Center kicking the NY Islanders out after realizing that hosting a Long Island-based hockey team in Brooklyn isn't exactly a great business model
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Drew now required to delete two headlines for every new one that's greenlit. What could possibly go wrong?
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Left-wing whining about Trump's immigration order intensifies, with one liberal pantywaist saying the order "would "erode our allies' willingness to fight and put Americans at risk. Sorry that was Former CIA covert operative Rep. Will Hurd (R-TEXAS)
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
A guide for handling employee disputes at small businesses
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
30 years later, players on SB-winning 1986 Giants report incredible closeness, along with worrisome physical and mental struggles in retirement. Phil Simms: "I thought my generation and my group of players was going to avoid it and I was wrong"
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(KJRH Tulsa)
 
 
 
Seven bricks of cocaine found in nose of American Airlines plane at TIA
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Psychologists say Trump exhibits classic signs of mental illness, including "malignant narcissism"
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Sun January 29, 2017
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Wellington boot snobbery still big in England. "The only thing that's more embarrassing than wearing the wrong wellington boots is wearing clean ones"
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(The Local)
 
 
 
Old and busted: Ransomware that locks up your files. New hotness: Ransomware that locks your hotel's guests in their rooms
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(Wired)
 
 
 
If you thought that Trump could sever all of his business ties then this should quell that idea pretty quickly
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Sat January 28, 2017
(Telegram)
 
 
 
Distraught daughter determined dentist dad did defenestration
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(Popular Science)
 
 
 
Today is the first day of the Chinese Year Of The Rooster, so here's a quick roundup of the most critical chicken-related science being done right now to get you up to speed for the year
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Girl Scout wins fans with her honest sales pitch. Calls the cookies "bland, unoriginal, and bleak." Claims they aren't even made from real Girl Scouts
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(The Age (Melbourne))
 
 
 
The Verge critic Chris Plante called the film "the grossest movie ever made" and detailed scenes of "a woman chewing on concrete until her teeth disintegrated," "a man having sex with a talking boil," "abortion sight-gags" (yes, that's plural)
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(Bleacher Report)
 
 
 
When the NBA All-Star Game takes place on Feb. 19 we may witness an all-time first as 4 Golden State Warriors may be playing all at the same time vs. the East
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(Telegram)
 
 
 
Hunter checks ice thickness with butt of rifle, and since this is Fark you know what happens next. Bonus: hunter's name is Hunter
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Fri January 27, 2017
(CBS Dallas/Ft. Worth)
 
 
 
Trump's really into jobs which is why his choice for Labor Secretary outsourced a bunch of them. He just wanted to make the Philippines great again
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
The source of Trump's 3 million illegal votes figure is some guy that made a voting fraud app. And owes $100k in backtaxes. And funneled state contracts to businesses he had ties to. In two state governments
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(Fortune)
 
 
 
Alibaba wants to get into the wire transfer business, which would be great if you needed a couple thousand crappy ones all at once
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
According to scientists, female orgasms may be a tool created by nature to capture the sperm of men with "good genes" ... like scientists, they hope
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
In a way, all of us have an El Chapo to face. For some, shyness might be their El Chapo. For others, a lack of education might be their El Chapo. For us, El Chapo is a short, dangerous man who wants to break out of federal prison
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(iNewsource)
 
 
 
Fossil-fuel power company wins contract over clean-energy alternatives because they were the only ones able to deliver a new facility by the end of 2017. Now guess what's not happening by the end of 2017?
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(Newser)
 
 
 
Hey, why does my wine taste like cilantro, and, in a completely unrelated question, have you noticed all the stink bugs on those grape vines?
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(Newser)
 
 
 
You can try to break into a house with finesse and skill, or you can go find the nearest tractor
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(American Thinker)
 
 
 
Trump's wall will eliminate the reign of terror under which Mexico's honest citizens have lived for a long time
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Donald Trump: "A balanced budget is no longer important to me." Hey, remember those guys who only cared about the budget? You know, the ones who spent 8 years protesting Obama? What were their names? T-something. Damn, it's on the tip of my tongue
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Clearly, the solution to the Illinois budget crisis is stop paying all state workers, including the ones who don't make the laws and aren't overpaid lackadaisical union members
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(Fortune)
 
 
 
Amazon has very quietly moved into the ocean freight business
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Amelia Earhart, Baroness Raymonde de Laroche, Helen Keller, and other famous female aviators
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Not only is your wood stove killing everyone else, no one knows how much smog-causing particulate it's belching out: "As with diesel engines, the level of pollution measured in a controlled test does not reflect what spews out of them in practice"
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Thu January 26, 2017
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Trump's immigration ban will not apply to Muslim countries where he has businesses
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(Washington Times)
 
 
 
Trump creates list of the most patriotic American cities - the ones who won't stand down when peoples' human rights are at stake
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(Info Wars)
 
 
 
When Alex Jones has started to doubt Trump, you know something is really farking off
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Alex Jones, who believes the 1st graders killed at Sandy Hook were paid actors and that the Air Force is creating tornadoes in the Midwest, has been given White House press credentials. Now drink your Brawndo
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
Kellyanne Conway mistakenly calls on businesses to raise their wages to livable numbers, though she'll claim it's an alternative fact designed to get them to lower wages
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(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
Want to add some spice in your life? Try these world's hottest dishes. Which ones have you tried? What would you add to this list?
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Wed January 25, 2017
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Scientists conclude the secret to happiness is stripping off and getting naked - your happiness, that is, not the happiness of the other people on the bus (Not safe for work images in article)
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
President Trump makes major policy decisions, pronouncements based on what he watches on TV. Let's hope he's not a Game of Thrones fan
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(WWE)
 
 
 
Will the sit down interview with the NXT Women's Title match participants end in chaos? What does Nikki Bella's disturbing e-mail say? What happened in the first Aztec Warfare match? "Wrasslin' Wednesday" begins at 8pm ET with NXT on WWE Network
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Official Death Valley National Park feed now rogue, posting about Japanese internment camps. This is in addition to resistance from Badlands and @AltNatParkSer
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(Beloit Daily News)
 
 
 
Meanwhile, Japan suddenly has a trade surplus after increased demand for its sex toy vending machines. Or lower oil prices. I'm sure it could be either one
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Eleven things Trump is doing behind the scenes while everyone freaks out over his Twitter shiat-posts. Come for the rescinding of laws designed to make plane crashes less frequent, stay for the EPA saying the 6000-SUX is America's best car
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
What's that? Your college football stadium doesn't have enough luxury boxes? Simple - build premium cabanas at field level, just behind the end zones
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Could be seaweed, could be photoshop, could be actual suck my dick shark-y goodness. You be the judge
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(City Pages)
 
 
 
Minnesota Republicans offer up plan to slash health insurance premiums by allowing insurers to deny claims for every condition other than "Being the absolute rose of perfect health"
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(BBC)
 
 
 
New app lets your phone tell nearby subway passengers's phones that you are pregnant and want a seat
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Study finds unwritten dress codes "rife" in business, but the rules only apply to women
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
American Airlines scraps in-flight screens and tells fliers to read a book or something if they're bored
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Mushrooms could help protect you from Alzheimer's. The tasty ones, not the fun ones
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Owner of floating strip club fined $10,000 for dumping human waste off the side of the barge that held his business. Hmm, strip club human waste. No thanks, you can do the testing on that, Bob
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(State of California)
 
 
 
Gov. Edmund G. Brown Jr. gives California State of the State address, short and sweet with big brass ones
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Researcher N.S. Sherlock determines Trump may have "misinterpreted" his voter fraud data
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Tue January 24, 2017
(KGW Portland)
 
 
 
Toyota announces a recall of Tundra trucks. The rear step may break if anyone ever actually uses their truck for something other than driving around and hogging up lanes but if you need to move they are all "Oh no, sorry I'm out of town that day"
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Trump held a press conference to say he was divesting from his businesses, but nobody ever got around to telling the ethics office that
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Apparently, 45 minutes is too long of a speech for the governor of Minnesota to take
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(China Daily)
 
 
 
PLA Navy receives 'carrier killer', containing large load of anti-ship and land attack cruise missiles meant to deter American and Japanese aggression in Far East
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(Salt Lake Tribune)
 
 
 
SCOTUS declines to hear appeal of "Sister Wives" cast, challenging polygamy laws, falling TV ratings
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
The speed of light is cool but you ever wonder what the speed of dark is? And is there even such a thing as 'darkness' because even quantum fluctuations produce tiny flashes of light? Darkness isn't a physical category but a state of mind, man
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(LA Weekly)
 
 
 
If you're fortunate enough to live in a city with a Chinatown, or at least a decent Chinese restaurant or two, here are 10 dishes you need to try for the upcoming New Years, and why you should
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(The Tennessean)
 
 
 
Tennessee could deem porn a "public health crisis"
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Shocking news to liberals: Owning a profitable business that does business world-wide does not constitute an emolument. Just ask the first five presidents, who owned farms and plantations
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Worst attempt at ski jump ever, with Japanese commentators
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Pacman Jones offered 3 year contract extension with Bengals
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(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Dan Shaughnessy is disappointed that the Patriots have to play a team from Atlanta because Boston is the Bostonest Boston that ever Bostoned. Only Boston is worthy of facing Boston. Boston
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Mon January 23, 2017
(Politico)
 
 
 
Newt Gingrich suggests that 1/4 to 1/2 of the reporters at White House press conferences be replaced with non reporting herpa-derpers who can ask honest questions
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
In other news, the battle of Agincourt took place on Wednesday the millionth of Bananatober, three weeks from now, on the moon
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(Wired)
 
 
 
Fun Fact: The military is buying the same drones you are
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
New Chinese app that claims it can "beautify" any photo found to just be applying yellowface filters to all the faces
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Japanese airplane will be stuck on the tarmac for another two years, narrowly missing the record set by American Airlines
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Old and Busted: Arab Spring. New Hotness: American Winter
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Swiss Army urged to accept fatter soldiers to expand their ranks of keyboard warriors: "Let's take an overweight IT specialist. He does not need a weapon for cyber defence, and physical fitness is irrelevant"
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Chinese state media has some rather strong opinions about Western democracy, mostly that it's completely flawed because we have Trump
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
And now, reenacting famous movie scenes with cats
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(Slashdot)
 
 
 
Old and busted: the dog ate my homework. New hotness: the cloud ate my homework
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Sun January 22, 2017
(107.7 WGNA)
 
 
 
It's not just the Trump hats that aren't made in America, Trumps only recognizable musician played "Made in America" on a Japanese made guitar
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(CBS Baltimore)
 
 
 
Baltimore school dental program pulls three teeth from 9-year-old without parental consent. School farkup-response officer declines comment citing "hey, wouldja look at the time" regulations
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Sat January 21, 2017
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
'It looked like a million': Trump whines the media is lying that his inauguration crowd was small
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
'70s hotness: Uppity Women Unite 2017: Nasty Women Unite
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Hey, that drone you got for Christmas can be used to drop grenades on your enemies. At least, that's what ISIS does with their drones
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
World is a little on the not-too-thrilled side after witnessing Trump's America-first inauguration speech
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Handwriting expert: President TrumP's horrific signature is the cry of help from a man who suffers from "bigheadedness, anger, and fear"
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Fri January 20, 2017
(C-SPAN)
 
 
 
Will there be Golden Showers? Will riot police use rubber bullets or real ones? Will Barron Trump pick his nose again? Find out during the Inaugural Parade at 3:00 PM Eastern
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Thu January 19, 2017
(WSAZ West Virginia)
 
 
 
In proof that a Trump Administration is inspiring business and creating jobs, Pizza Hut announces plans to hire 11,000 workers. In related news, Pizza Hut announces plans to lay off 11,000 workers on February 6th
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Adrian Peterson wants to stay only in Minnesota but would consider Giants, Bucs, Texans, Cards, Hawks, Fins, Jets, Bills, Pats, Falcons, Ravens, or Tide
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(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
Washington urged to update distracted-driving law from the flip-phone stone age of 2008 to account for smartphones and tablets. You currently can't text or hold a phone next to your ear, but posting to FB and bingeing on GoT are totes legal
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Chinese tourists take "lung cleansing" trips abroad to dodge their smog. You know things are really getting bad when people are flying half way around the world for clean air and choose to visit Los Angeles
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(US Food and Drug Administration)
 
 
 
FDA and CDC just updated fish consumption guidelines for pregnant women and children, to avoid heavy metal poisoning. Visit the page and save a copy ASAP, because it will be gone tomorrow
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Friend was reminiscing with me on phone about coolest times at a concert we could halfway recall, it was pretty cool. I was thinking it would be even cooler if all of you tossed in your stories. Gotta be some good ones
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(Some Food Nut)
 
 
 
Fark Food Thread: Gung hay fat choy.. and welcome to the year of the fire rooster. Do you have any recipes to celebrate Chinese New Year? Share to the right
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(ABC7 New York)
 
 
 
It's important to check your rear view mirror when backing up. Got that, United Airlines pilot?
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(Politico)
 
 
 
"After the election, we asked his biographers: Will the unabashedly self-promoting and self-obsessed businessman transform himself into a selfless and dignified president of the nation he was elected to lead? Their collective wisdom? In a word: NO"
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Wed January 18, 2017
(Charleston Post and Courier)
 
 
 
Before Nikki Haley's possible successor is sworn in, he has to take care of a few things; such as refunding excess campaign contributions and paying off his state ethics fines
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(EuroNews)
 
 
 
Airbus agrees to sell planes that will eventually be hijacked and blown up
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(WWE)
 
 
 
Will Nakamura and Roode's contract signing end in fisticuffs? Is Lana getting cold feet? Ooh, one of the 1st episodes of Lucha Underground is replaying tonight. "Wrasslin' Wednesday" begins at 8pm ET
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Update to former President George H. W. Bush being hospitalized for shortness of breath. Now he's been admitted to ICU and Barbara Bush is also hospitalized
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(American Thinker)
 
 
 
Whereas McCarthy was generally correct regarding the communist leanings and activities of his targets, liberal political-correctness czars are off-the-wall incorrect when accusing regular and patriotic Americans of racism, misogyny, xenophobia
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Tue January 17, 2017
(WSAZ West Virginia)
 
 
 
God as my witness, I thought it was a 'Springer Spaniel'
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(Houston Press)
 
 
 
"The court imagines an appropriate reaction from SpongeBob SquarePants would be, 'Aw, tartar sauce'"
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Graphic lemon images help with breast cancer awareness, party ideas
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(The Local)
 
 
 
Swedish researchers try sticking crying babies with needles to get them to stop. Honestly, who among us hasn't considered doing the same?
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(E! Online)
 
 
 
Happy 95th Birthday to the Guinness Book of World Records holder of having the longest TV career for any female entertainer: Betty White
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Tom Brady's sleeping habits, Monica Crowley's plagiarism, and one stretchy condom scandal. These are YOUR Headlines Of The Week for Sun 2017-01-08 to Sat 2017-01-14
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
So how does The Mountain from "Game of Thrones" stay in headbashing shape during the offseason? By going on Italian television and trying to set a world record for longest washing machine toss
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Mon January 16, 2017
(LA Times)
 
 
 
L.A. County Sheriff's Department to begin using drones to respond to bomb threats, hostage crises, doughnut deliveries to squad cars
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Australian pizzeria proprietor posts he can't open restaurant tonight because his horse had a big day at the track and he's over-celebrated with a few drinks. Customers applaud honesty, horse's victory
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
A look at all the big businesses taking marijuana mainstream
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Zhou Youguang, who simplified writing Chinese has died at 111. Apparently he got his idea after spending his first 110 years trying to finish reading just one book
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Green Day gives Trump a good musical arse-kicking. Trump tweets, Green Day are the worst retro-punk act ever. They were never good. The Ramones were much better. Billie Joe is annoying
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(BizPac Review)
 
 
 
Ringmaster Baba Yaga has a few theories on why Ringling Bros. Circus, one of her beloved big businesses, was forced to shut down
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(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Canada finds the bright side of a Donald Trump presidency: "Obama has been president for eight years so we haven't had an excuse to be really smug for a while. But now there will be nothing but smugness coming out of Canada"
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Latest quest for youthfulness reaches zombie proportions as patients are paying upwards of $10,500 to receive plasma transfusions from the blood of people ages 16 - 25
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Sun January 15, 2017
(Inquirer Philippines)
 
 
 
10 days after Pornhub rates them as the the third most porn watchingest country, the Philippines decide to block Pornhub. Sales of National Geographic back issues skyrocket
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Archaeologists in Israel say working in King Solomon's mines may have been one of the better jobs available circa 10,000 BCE. Even the donkeys had it pretty good
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
The wealthy Chinese, inspired by the "Downton Abbey" television drama, are now hiring rich butlers to do work for them
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
♫I see a roadway and I want it painted white. No grayness anymore I want it to turn white♫
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Sat January 14, 2017
(NBC)
 
 
 
Will Alec Baldwin show up tonight? How will Felicity Jones fare? Will Sturgill Simpson play his cover of Nirvana's In Bloom? This is your Saturday Night Live discussion thread
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
'Game of Thrones' still hasn't been renewed for season 8 as producers, HBO debate episode count
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(Imgur)
 
 
 
Photoshop these stacked stones
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(The New York Observer)
 
 
 
Ryan Reynolds is actually a 29-year-old mayor of a 964-person upstate NY town. He compares politics to 'Game of Thrones' and makes a salary of $3,600
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Fri January 13, 2017
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Go to Jakarta for a good time when the night gets late, randy Indonesians get busy, especially the Muslim ones because it's so naughty
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(12News Phoenix)
 
 
 
Old and busted: Chipotle. New hotness: Salad and Go
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(Shanghaiist)
 
 
 
Yes the Chinese economy is in total slowdown ...because of the 128 skyscrapers that were completed around the world in 2016, 84 of them are in China
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(ACLU)
 
 
 
A warrant from Arkansas police for audio records from a man's Amazon Echo has fed debate about the threats from always-on microphones and their implications on personal privacy. Do Farkers use such devices? Take extra precautions?
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(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
While many states have two seasons called "winter" and "road construction", Minnesota just has "road construction" and "That one day in January"
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(Click On Detroit)
 
 
 
Thank goodness, someone finally agrees to sing at Trumpee's inauguration, not that you've ever heard of him
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Sky pulls comedy starring Joseph Fiennes as Michael Jackson after "much criticism"
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(NFL)
 
 
 
Steelers show that they always do things the right way, suspend Joey Porter after his arrest. Just kidding, he will be on the sidelines coaching Sunday
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Chinese media warns of war after successful testimony from Tillerson. Successful, if you don't care in the least for humanity
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The most annoying business buzzword of 2017 has just been coined. See if you can spot it: "Successful financial services firms need a phygital strategy that seamlessly integrates technology, branch networks and staff"
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(IFL Science)
 
 
 
Australia finally finds a use for all that sulphurous brown coal that no developed nation wants to burn any more: It will burn the dirty coal itself to produce power for the super-clean Japanese hydrogen economy
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Thu January 12, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
Fiat Chrysler joins VW in the diesel emissions cheating business
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Meet the world's last public library book mender, who uses no advanced tools to repair beat-up covers, cracked spines, and torn pages. "A computer does not do anything here - it only interrupts"
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(Downtrend)
 
 
 
"Screw you guys, I'm going home." U2 will shelve new album due to Trump election. America yet another step closer to greatness again
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(NBC Sports)
 
 
 
Derrick Rose fined after going AWOL from the New York Knicks, saying he "needed space." Apparently he was referring to the vast emptiness between his ears
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(Tech Times)
 
 
 
The last flying 747 will be retired by United this year, ahead of schedule but with some sort of ceremony: "It is the end of an era for U.S. airlines, which largely relied on the 747 for mass-market air travel since its debut in the 1970s"
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(WNEP Scranton)
 
 
 
Bomb squad makes easter eggs for visually impaired. C'mon guys, they're the ones who can least afford to lose fingers
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(Mashable)
 
 
 
Pornhub reports searches for watersports-related content skyrockets after Trump salaciousness, follow with stats indicating that northern New England winters are long but holy fark, seriously?
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Wed January 11, 2017
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Dow Jones Industrial Average to Tower: We're at 19,950 and have a visual sighting of 20,000. Request permission to land
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(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
All 227 JetBlue planes flying domestically now have free Wi-Fi. "It's 2017 and our customers expect to be connected everywhere, whether that be from the comfort of their sofa or 35,000 feet above it"
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(Boston.com)
 
 
 
The Gronk, that perpetually injured freak of nature goofball, unleashes some awesomeness for a young fan with cancer
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(FOX6Now)
 
 
 
Firefighters called to Nestle plant. Concerned neighbors show up with graham crackers and marshmallows
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(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Google repeats its policy of Farking incompetence to the International Business Times
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(WWE)
 
 
 
Will the Revival revive their tag title reign? Will Dragon Azteca survive a death match against Matanza? Will Paige wrestle again? "Wrasslin' Wednesday" begins at 8pm ET with NXT on WWE Network and the mid-season finale of Lucha Underground on El Rey
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Wednesday night means a few big games tonight with the Panthers-Islanders, Canadiens-Jets, Penguins-Capitals, and the Sharks-Flames, with the fun starting at 7:00 PM ET
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(CBS Chicago)
 
 
 
Amazon driver held up at gunpoint. Jeff Bezos to implement armed drones
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(Huffington Post UK)
 
 
 
Seven crazy parts of Trump's press conference. The next four years should be interesting, in the Chinese proverb sort of definition of interesting
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(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
The spice extends life. The spice expands consciousness. The spice will convince a naked man to break into your house searching for sesame seeds for his hamburger bun
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(Media Matters)
 
 
 
Corpulent conspiracy theorist Alex Jones basks in the adoration of pro-Putin media in Russia for his positive coverage of Trump
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(KSTU FOX 13)
 
 
 
New ads target the Mormon church and its tax-exempt status. Wait, "trillion dollar business empire"?
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Hasbro once again shakes up the 8 Monopoly tokens, asks for voting on new suggestions or elimination of current ones. Now is your chance to say good-bye to the top hat (bonus: with photos of all 50 new tokens)
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Risky business in the U.S. now is being labeled "anti-American" by Trump
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
The next time you go to the dentist and intensely feel the cold steel bite of his drill spinning vigorously into your decaying, exposed, cavity-riddled tooth, you can now blame a genetic mutation for why the anesthesia didn't work
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(Tales of the Cocktail)
 
 
 
Should bartenders be allowed to drink on the job? "Although I want everyone to have a good time at work and enjoy work, maybe you're in the wrong line of business if you're doing that work because you want to get drunk at work"
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Look at this face? Would I lie to you? It is the face of an honest man. Da, comrade? Da
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(Billboard)
 
 
 
Here's your first look at Joseph Fiennes as Michael Jackson in "Urban Myths," and OH GOD KILL IT WITH FIRE
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Chic new hummus business turns leftovers into hummus. My favorite is the day-old pizza hummus
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Tue January 10, 2017
(Live Science)
 
 
 
Oldest evidence of silk found in 8,500-year-old Chinese tombs. Curiously, the label reads "Made in Bangladesh"
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Researchers captured a Japanese macaque male mounting a female Sika deer in an attempt to have sex. Guess their offspring would be a Sigma Chi err Sika Que
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Studies show baldness in men is seen as a non-threatening form of social dominance
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(Action News Jacksonville)
 
 
 
Icelandic airline offering $69 flights from U.S. to Europe. Bonus: Hot pink airplanes
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(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
When traveling internationally, being on time is a big selling point for some airlines. For others? Not so much
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(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
Alburquerque to Kansas City, via stops in Detroit and Los Angeles. It's not just a typical Delta Airlines route
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Mass Murderer Anders Breivik, in court over alleged abuses to his human rights, attempts to call Kyle to the witness stand. Well, he would, if he could find him. Has anyone seen him? He's about this tall
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(Mental Floss)
 
 
 
Chiropractor attaches large wheel to a levered snow shovel thus taking the strain off your back when clearing the driveway, and putting local kids out of business
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Bill Walton went full Bill Walton on ESPN: "Marijuana should not be a Schedule I drug. And all of the people who have been in trouble for it for all these years, Obama should just blanket amnesty and move onto the future"
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(Macon Telegraph)
 
 
 
Canadian bankruptcy with Trump's Toronto hotel illustrates Trump's conflict of interest issues. Also illustrates his crappy business abilities
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(Mashable)
 
 
 
Texas Gov. Greg Abbott gives a horrible gift to Taiwanese President, but gives a great gift to the art of facepalming
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(Charlotte Observer)
 
 
 
Old and busted: SC Statehouse flying Confederate flag. New hotness: SC Statehouse flying Clemson flag
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(MoviePilot)
 
 
 
Frank Grillo says Crossbones is going to stay dead
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Old and busted: Minimum wage laws. New socialist hotness: Maximum wage laws
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Parks staff defend spending thousands of dollars a year on fried chicken to bait traps for wild animals: "KFC is widely known to be the most effective bait for luring feral cats due to its scent and prolonged freshness"
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
We've officially hit peak hipsterness: Cassette tapes are making a comeback
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Old and busted: "NO RAGRETS". New hotness: "Yes, actually, quite a few ragrets"
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(The Next Web)
 
 
 
Old and busted: Yahoo. New hotness: Altaba
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
After 10 years, some people are still holding onto their original unopened first edition iPhones. Current value? From $3,500 to $30,000
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Mon January 09, 2017
(Gothamist)
 
 
 
Old and busted: Drive-by shootings between gangs in the Bronx. New and improved; Drive-by marble tosser gangs targeting Bronx businesses looking to play for "keepsies"
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Putin whines about hacking 'witch hunt', apparently upset he can't find a girl band to jail or a reporter to kill over it
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(The Detroit_News)
 
 
 
Microsoft seems to be looking for a metaphor for its business
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Janet Jackson's extended pregnancy, Russia pulls out, and Razer takes a page from razor manufacturers' playbook. These are YOUR Headlines Of The Week for Sun 2017-01-01 to Sat 2017-01-07
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Climate scientists are debating whether or not the Gulf Stream is disappearing, which would lead to among other problems, rising sea levels and lessened hurricane protection. @trumpfürher: their planes are too small, get a used Boeing
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
With an astonishing tone-deafness to the irony, Mitch McConnell says that democrats need to "grow up and let Trump's nominees be confirmed"
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Sun January 08, 2017
(LA Daily News)
 
 
 
Homelessness cannot be solved in a headline, on a bumper sticker, or by a campaign slogan
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Man fined for driving with unsecured load of snow; city working out rain fines for spring
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Pro-tip: your fitness watch works a lot better if you actually get out and do some fitness type stuff
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Will the Steelers and Packers use home field advantage to advance to the next round? Or will the Dolphins and Giants pull off upsets and be the ones advancing? Will the cold weather affect the game? The fun begins at 1pm ET
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Is cursing associated with honesty? You're goddamn right it is
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(ESPN FC)
 
 
 
FA Cup continues. Plymouth goes to Anfield, Cardiff goes to FulHAM, Peterborough invades the Bridge and Spurs see what they can do against Villa. Oh and Sheffield Wednesday and Middlesborough. All this and more on the next episode of Soap
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Medical Director of Cleveland Clinic Wellness Institute comes out as an anti-vaxxer, citing Thimerasol and Autism
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Sat January 07, 2017
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Photoshop these wet ones
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(Good Reads)
 
 
 
This week in the Saturday Morning Book Club, we're looking for the best book-to-screen adaptations ... as well as the ones which made you want to throw the book at the screen in disgust
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Here are the safest airlines to fly in 2017. Life insurance policy not needed
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(Japan Times)
 
 
 
Over 1,100 Japanese companies will celebrate their 100th year in business in 2017, including global heavyweights Nikon and Subaru
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Passenger jet strikes drone, sparking calls for restrictions on airliners around drone zones
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Fri January 06, 2017
(Asahi Shimbun)
 
 
 
Japanese gerontologists reject labeling perfectly healthy people between 65 and 74 as elderly, suggest "semi-elderly" classification
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
In Japan, small group of genderless hetero young men reject conventional dress codes via clothes and makeup, attracting young women. "He looks like a girl. But when you put that together with his maleness, I see him as a new kind of man"
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(Bangor Daily News)
 
 
 
Old and busted: Hipsters making their own beer. New smugness: Hipsters making their own butter
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
MyPillow inventor defends advertising methods after taking his lumps from the Better Business Bureau
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Thu January 05, 2017
(Short List)