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500 headlines found matching 'nes'
Tue September 23, 2014
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(Dice)
 
 
 
The latest hotness in smartphone apps: actually talking into your phone
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(CBS Dallas/Ft. Worth)
 
 
 
After 49ers fans significantly outnumbered Dallas Cowboys fans at a Dallas home game, one guy wants Jerry Jones to create a Rowdy Row section of cheap seats, so poor slobs can behave like complete assholes without bothering the visiting fans
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(AsiaOne)
 
 
 
Apparently "Don't bite the hand that (literally) feeds you" is a tough idiom to translate into Korean, or North Koreans are far stupider than previously thought as the NK coast guard seizes a Chinese fishing boat and demands a ransom for its return
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Japanese police confiscate hundreds of pairs of camera shoes, effectively ending sexual perversion in the country forever
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Do tourists live up to their national stereotypes: Americans loud, Germans bossy, English drunk and Japanese going everywhere in tightly-packed tour groups? What's been your experience?
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(KAKE Wichita)
 
 
 
Kansas Governor to declare "Zombie Preparedness Month," put a bounty on the head of Rick Grimes
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(C|Net)
 
 
 
Cirque du Soleil gets its hands on a few drones and the rest is magic
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Old and busted: Google caught funding anti-net neutrality groups. New derpness: Google caught funding climate change denial groups
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(34)
 
(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
Airlines cracking down on extreme travelers who spend all weekend in the air on meticulously-crafted "mileage run" itineraries that pile up frequent-flier points on one cheap fare
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Mon September 22, 2014
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
David Livingstone's only known beetle specimens have been rediscovered at the British Museum, 150 years after he brought them back from Africa, proving once again that god has an inordinate fondness for beetles
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(16)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
Scientists find high levels of painkillers, cocaine and amphetamines in Canadian rivers. Also, the happiest fish in North America
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Study says US hotels don't understand Chinese tourists. 真的哦?真的耶
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(LinkedIn)
 
 
 
After selling 4 million iPhones in one day, Apple just lost the global smartphone war because Google will sell 2 million Android Ones over the next three months
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(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
If you're a witness in a murder trial, you might want to make sure that the policeman's cellphone which you just stole doesn't ring during cross examination
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Atlanta Falcons team suspended after video emerges showing savage beating of Tampa Bay, MIT researchers trying to imagine what a real breast is like, and man takes 1d8 damage from short spear: a few of Fark's favorite Headlines of the Week for 9/14 - 9/20
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(ABC)
 
 
 
"I've said it before, I'll say it again: When airlines have money for new paint jobs - and they cost between $30,000 and $150,000 per plane - airlines have money to burn. And when airlines have money, there's not a lot of incentive to lower fares"
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Sun September 21, 2014
(Adweek)
 
 
 
Scotch whisky makers salute "No" vote, which reduces uncertainty of running lucrative business in an independent Scotland. "The future for this sector will remain bright provided there is no further regulation or taxation on the industry"
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(Economist)
 
 
 
Relax, Tin Foil Hat Brigade--your leaders are not secretly building a "New World Order." The Chinese are
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(47)
 
(NHL)
 
 
 
Crosby and Malkin to miss Penguins training camp. Crosby had a previous engagement donating sperm and Malkin will be busy blatantly violating professional standards of objectivity and fairness
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(22)
 
(Deadline)
 
 
 
The Maze Runner finds $32 million and the #1 spot at the box office while Liam Neeson's Taken IV: A Walk Among the Tombstones is a distant #2 with $13 million while Kevin Smith's animal fetish horror Tusk failed to find a place in the top 10
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(Page Six)
 
 
 
The newest person connected to the Minnesota Vikings to get brought up on assault charges is **spins wheels** the owner's son
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Sat September 20, 2014
(Futurity)
 
 
 
Old and busted: Vaccines consisting of dead antigens. Hot and wired: Hot-wired viruses engineered to build disease specific antibodies (vectored immunoprophylaxis, or VIP)
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(17)
 
(Eater)
 
 
 
San Francisco food nazis drive a Chinese restaurant cook insane. "Yes we use MSG, No, we don't care about organic food and we don't give a shiat about gluten-free"
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(416)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Americans believe (a) Obama's foreign policy is better than Bush's, (b) Republicans' foreign policy is better than Democrats', (c) America should mind its own business, (d) America should play an active role in world affairs, or (e) all of the above
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(14 News Evansville)
 
 
 
The moral of this story is that you should never run a business on the honor system. And that you shouldn't start selling pumpkins until October even if the money is going to a good cause
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(WHNS Fox 21)
 
 
 
Brothers fight each other with sticks over stolen okra, landing them in deep gumbo. Okra, serious business
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(45)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Felines invited, Jellicle ball, Fur all matted, Shave off it all. Catur-shave
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(973)
 
(Cinema Blend)
 
 
 
Dead "Game of Thrones" actor insists he's returning for Season Five. Well that wasn't in the books
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(49)
 
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Former En Vogue singer Maxine Jones forced to declare bankruptcy, says that her former bandmates are responsible for her money troubles since they kicked her out. Their apology? She's never gonna get it
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Fri September 19, 2014
(Fark)
 
 
 
Headlines Of The Week for Sun 2014-09-07 to Sat 2014-09-13
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Good news, guys: someone has finally invented a one-piece suit that combines a jacket, shirt, and pants - all sewn together. "It feels like you're wearing pajamas," enthuses one reviewer (pics)
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(47)
 
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
If you're going to start a family business and expand to eight locations, try to not have them all be in New Jersey. Also, try to not have them all be brothels. Just saying
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(Mashable)
 
 
 
Major League Soccer redesigns their logo, but can't even keep the crayon in the lines. Surely Farkers could have come up with something better
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(48)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
TV news anchor who was fired after referring to Chinese President Xi Jinping as 'Eleven' Jinping, is told to reapply for his job in VIII years
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(49)
 
(Cryptozoology News)
 
 
 
Old and busted: Bigfoot caught on camera. New hotness: Dwarf Bigfoot with Predator's cloaking-like ability caught on camera (w/video)
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(39)
 
(Federal Trade Commission)
 
 
 
Fitness company ordered to pay $3 million by FTC because you can't lose pounds and inches by using an ab glider for three minutes a day
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(Monterey Herald)
 
 
 
14,000 American Airlines customer service agents vote to unionize. In other news, American Airlines has a customer service department
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Thu September 18, 2014
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Apple's iPhone 6 gets one Chinese license, needs to cut just one more check before sales begin
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(Gawker)
 
 
 
What causes Atlantic hurricanes to curve away from the U.S.? HERE COMES THE SCIENCE
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(NFL)
 
 
 
If you're not too busy debating which players have or will be suspended and arrested for unnecessary roughness, the Tampa Bay Buccaneers will be taking on the Atlanta Falcons on Thursday Night Football, 8:25 PM on CBS and NFLN
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(1301)
 
(Equestria Daily)
 
 
 
This video tickles my humerus until I spontaneously burst out into much laughter. Post pictures of animated styled drawings of multicolored diminutive equines
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(15)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Everybody get out your sad trombones: America's Toughest Sheriff, Joe Arpaio, is being forced to return all the military-grade hardware, including guns, tanks, and helicopters, that he received through the Defense Department's Excess Property Program
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(129)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Game of Thrones author George R. R. Martin steps up to stump for the Democratic Party, leaving fourteen rising Democrats dead of various causes
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(82)
 
(Salon)
 
 
 
This just in: Evil mega-corporations, which are totally not people, are engines for positive social change...in the NFL. Subby is so confused on who to hate now
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(Bandcamp)
 
Audio
 
Check a T-fer's tunes out, tell me what you think, instead of pressing vinyl, it's posted to a link. I'll never make the cash back, that this took to make, but this wasn't done for money, made it just for music's sake. Burma Shave
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(9)
 
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Traditional high-end watch making will be put out of business not by smartwatches but by this new oscillator that keeps perfect time, is completely silent and is being miniaturized to replace the workings in wristwatches
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(56)
 
(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
How the U.S. shamed the Chinese into the fracking business of natural gas
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(Popular Science)
 
 
 
Lockheed laser brings turrets back to airplanes. Might the Laserfortress replace the Stratofortress? (with "oh yeah, I want one" pic)
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Wed September 17, 2014
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Hillary Clinton tells Iowans that "we can build a growing economy of shared prosperity." I think we can all read between the lines on that one
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Tennessee cheerleaders no longer barely legal
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Tue September 16, 2014
(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
"Vultures have the common courtesy to fly off when the bones are cleaned, unlike Duke," said FL State Rep. Dudley. Duke still sucks
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(10)
 
(Daily Telegraph)
 
 
 
City halves downtown speed limit after slick new paving stones prove to be slick new paving stones
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(42)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Airlines now spending less on food for passengers than ever before, and the meals and snacks you'll get on an average flight cost just $3.62 per person, assuming you get anything at all
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(45)
 
(World Science Festival)
 
 
 
Still think the best witness is an eyewitness? Well, we've got some bad news for you, especially if you ever get accused of a crime you didn't commit
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(75)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
British tourists killed in Thailand. Police recover bloody garden hoe. Without more sodding evidence or chuffing witnesses police are flummoxed
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(30)
 
(Daily Dot)
 
 
 
Take 23 YouTube videos of amateur musicians from different years, who never met each other, playing different songs, and edit them all together to make a brand new song. Result? Awesomeness
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(23)
 
(Discovery)
 
 
 
Man lets wasps build an enormous nest on the outside of one of his windows so he can see what goes on inside: "It's like an ant farm, only more intense"
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(147)
 
(Science Daily)
 
 
 
You may have more to worry about than losing your hair: Researchers say that men who have moderate baldness affecting both the front and the crown of their head at age 45 are at a 40 percent increased risk of developing aggressive prostate cancer
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(47)
 
(TechEBlog)
 
 
 
Boeing unveils truck-mounted laser death ray that can shoot down drones in any weather. Bonus: it's operated by an Xbox controller (pics)
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(56)
 
(Japan Times)
 
 
 
Overwhelming success of Japanese whisky in world market credited to distilleries' work ethic and high standards. "There is a culture in Japan of not giving up. When we start something, we don't stop ... I guess we're just maniacs"
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Mon September 15, 2014
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Prosecutors go full "Al Capone" and indict a Phoenix man for tax evasion who is suspected of killing his wife and three business associates, all of whom were mysteriously gunned down and had huge life insurance policies benefiting him
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(42)
 
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Poll shows that almost half of the richest Chinese businessmen and entreprenuers have one thing in common: They want to get the hell out of China
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(33)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Minnesota Vikings and NFL decide to allow running back Adrian Peterson to play despite being indicted on child injury charges on news that there is no video of the incident
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(295)
 
(Think Progress)
 
 
 
Sen Lindsay Graham (R-Tennesee Williams play) manages to simultaneously War- and Fear-monger as he warns that Americans will be "killed here at home" unless Obama sends US ground troops into Iraq and Syria to defeat the ISIS
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(200)
 
(Wonkette)
 
 
 
Let's all read Mark Sanford's divorce files. First up: why he wasn't allowed to "fly airplanes at (yes, AT) his children"
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(54)
 
(Hot Air)
 
 
 
WHO still pushing for global tobacco tax, probably to help pay for Townshend's booze and amphetamines
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(53)
 
(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Elderly couple moves to Florida next to wilderness areas, complain about bears, coyotes, snakes, noisy tree frogs, panthers. "I don't understand why you environmentalists don't just move the panthers to public land"
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(171)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
In case of nuclear war or other disaster, does America really have four high-tech, radiation-proof "doomsday planes" that can stay airborne for days at a time? U.S. government: Uh... no comment
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(41)
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
"Scenes from the forgotten war America is losing" Korea? Vietnam? Grenada?
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(48)
 


Sun September 14, 2014
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
So many pedestrians are using cell phones while walking while completely oblivious to things around them that cities have begun putting lanes on sidewalks specifically for them
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(48)
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Two major-party candidates running for Governor of Arizona vow to improve Arizona's image and keep state out of Comedy Central shows, Fark.com headlines
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(54)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Lindsay Lohan says she is 'determined' to win an Oscar. In related news, submitter is 'determined' to win a Nobel Prize for awesomeness, is already an overwhelming betting favorite
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(81)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Survey reveals a startlingly large number of people sell their houses and buy new ones to get better cellphone reception
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(20)
 
(The Star (Malaysia))
 
 
 
2 billion smartphones now in use around the world. The remaining 5 billion people still communicate the old fashioned way ... talking face to face
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(9)
 
(Science Daily)
 
 
 
Researchers determine that a wife's happiness is more crucial than her husband's in keeping marriage on track. Geez, after 39 years of marriage, Subby would've told them that for free
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(43)
 


Sat September 13, 2014
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Q: Do mobile phones cause cancer? A: Maybe, if it's an iPhone 6
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(33)
 
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Show business, music industry jobs drop 19% in two years. Nose jobs, boob jobs, eye jobs still holding steady
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(13)
 
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Principals in the Chicago Public School system upset because janitorial work got privatized and now their schools are full of trash. They're also upset with the lack of cleanliness
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(91)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
The NFL comes to the realization that they might need to change their moderating guidelines. Drew for Commish?
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(28)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
#22 South Carolina clings to SEC life against #6 Georgia in the only game matching up ranked teams today. Otherwise we have Oregon (2) vs Wyoming, Alabama (3) vs So. Miss, Oklahoma (4) vs Tennessee and more creampuff games. Hey, it's still football
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(691)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Convicted felon Dinesh D'Souza's actions after being convicted of a felony prove that convicted felon Dinesh D'Souza is not contrite about the felony convicted felon Dinesh D'Souza was convicted of committing
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(150)
 
(Fox Sports)
 
 
 
Time for the inaugural Formula E race in Beijing. Come for the excitement of all electric racing with screeching tires and silent engines. Coverage starts at 3:30am EDT on Fox Sports One
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(52)
 


Fri September 12, 2014
(The Daily Caller)
 
 
 
Ted Cruz's assholery could be mistaken for boldness and courage by anyone with significant brain damage
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(121)
 
(Doctor Who News)
 
 
 
Guinness awards world's record to man for having the largest Doctor Who collection. Obviously, his mom's basement is bigger on the inside
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(33)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Other than anesthetized, the 10 best states to have babby
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(45)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Loch Ness Monster spotted in England, continuing his eternal quest for tree-fiddy
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(43)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Airline boss says he would have kept his planes out of the Ukraine if someone had told the area was a danger zone
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(19)
 
(WTFark)
 
 
 
Japanese Burger King introduces Black Burger. No plans to release it in America as it would immediately be shot by the police
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(72)
 
(NBC Bay Area)
 
 
 
Arnold Schwartzenegger has Maria Shriver's likeness terminated from his official governor's portrait
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(38)
 


Thu September 11, 2014
(ABL13 Houston)
 
 
 
Former stripper sues Cowboys owner Jerry Jones, says that he was all over her like a defensive linebacker on Tony Romo
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(40)
 
(The Wire)
 
 
 
Countering recent statements by the Dalai Lama that he might be the last incarnation of the Lama, the Chinese government issues a statement saying he damn well WILL reincarnate, and like it
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(64)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Florida man invents screen to prevent people from rubbernecking at crime scenes and accidents. Guess you can kiss the Florida tag goodbye
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(69)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Cheney's ideas for handling ISIS are pretty much identical to Obama's, but with less "disengagement," more leadership, and none of the blackness
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(88)
 
(PC Pro (UK))
 
 
 
Microsoft finally pulling the plug on its Nokia and Windows-branded phones
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(43)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
The folks at HuffPo have come up with a list of ten disaster preparedness tips you can really use. Surely, we can add a few more important tips to the list
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(14)
 
(World Review)
 
 
 
Gazprom's historic US$400 billion gas deal with China could leave Russia wildly out of pocket. Ironically, Russian taxpayers could end up subsidising Chinese consumers. Still, it's probably worth not depending on European markets, is it?
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(15)
 
(Time)
 
 
 
You might want to take this study that says sodium does not affect blood pressure with a grain of salt. Or, if you strictly follow CDC guidelines, don't
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(32)
 
(Asahi Shimbun)
 
 
 
McDonald's Japan customers staying away, thanks to Chinese food scandals relating to aged McNuggets. "I don't care if I eat (expired meat), but those with smaller bodies could be seriously affected"
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(6)
 
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Some scents are scientifically proven to make you happy. They're called Pharrellmones
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(20)
 
(Ultimate Classic Rock)
 
 
 
What a world we live in; who would have thought we would ever get action figures of Aerosmith, Elvis Costello, Tom Jones, and Weird Al Yankovic?
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(27)
 


Wed September 10, 2014
(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
Going to a SF Giants game at AT&T Park and want to bypass lines at the security checkpoint gate? $179 a year will do it
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(33)
 
(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
If the President's words are telling so far as to what he will say in his national ISIS speech on Wednesday night, the liberal Dems are not going to like it
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(153)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
So, the Ferguson City Council held their first public meeting since the "recent unpleasantness." Let's see how that went.... Oh, dear
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(350)
 


Tue September 09, 2014
(Slate)
 
 
 
Honestly, who puts butter in their coffee? That's not regular
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(138)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Japanese Emperor warned his country about going to war with the U.S. ahead of WWII - and even tried to talk the Germans out of bombing Pearl Harbor, according to new book
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(83)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Nearly all good jobs now require a college degree, including anesthesiologist ($234,950 annually), executive director of the San Francisco Municipal Transportation Agency ($294,000), and NFL Commissioner ($44 million)
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(30)
 
(Newser)
 
 
 
Easiest way to learn Mandarin Chinese: coma
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(45)
 
(KRQE News)
 
 
 
Today in badly worded headlines: Road rage leads police to murder victim's boyfriend
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(21)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Mel Brooks leaves 11-digit handprint in the cement at the old Grauman's Chinese Theatre; Ron Jeremy: "Meh, it's been done"
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(64)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Fare cuts at Malaysia Airlines causes business to take off
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(9)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
So what was it that brought Malaysia Airlines Flight 17 down? A missile or was it aliens? It could have been aliens you know
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(33)
 
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
At iTunes festival, Robert Plant shows fans why a Led Zeppelin reunion would be nigh impossible; he can't hit those screeching, inhuman notes anymore
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(59)
 
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
How to spot a narcissist. Wasn't this a great headline? I think only I could come up with it. What would Fark do without me and my headlines?
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(57)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Bob Stoops says the SEC does not dominate his Oklahoma Sooners, isn't afraid of upcoming opponent Tennessee
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(33)
 
(Asahi Shimbun)
 
 
 
Railway employee becomes national sensation for his faithful origami reproductions of over 3,000 different train designs. "He did not stop with the trains, even fashioning paper electric power substations and maintenance machines"
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(13)
 


Mon September 08, 2014
(BBC)
 
 
 
Eleven-year-old Chinese boy Yang Junxi hits the eleven-year-old boy jackpot by finding a 3,000-year-old bronze sword in a river
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(134)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Joan Rivers' face dies at 25, Josh Gordon becomes a dealer, and a visit to Lake Flowbegone: some of Fark's favorite Headlines of the Week for 8/31 - 9/6
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(1)
 
(WTSP)
 
 
 
Apparently, the idea of hanging out at the airport and shining laser pointers at airplanes hasn't gotten old in Tampa
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(21)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Study from ultra-liberal think tank implores businesses to do more to lift the living standard of the American worker. Fark: Harvard Business School
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(131)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
New study finds that insulted customers spend more than others. Which now explains how Best Buy is able to stay in business
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(22)
 
(Fox Business)
 
 
 
40% of CEOs see themselves pocketing all the gains from their business growth for the foreseeable future
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(55)
 
(Reason Magazine)
 
 
 
Airlines: "If you were willing to pony up for more space, my employer would be happy to install a La-Z-Boy for every traveler. But you're cheap. You squeeze every nickel until Thomas Jefferson screams. And then you wonder why we pack you in so tight"
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(95)
 
(PCWorld)
 
 
 
Japanese telecommunication giant NTT tests 400Gbps internet connections. Or as AOL calls sending 400Gbps, downloading until 2018
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(29)
 


Sun September 07, 2014
(Christian Science Monitor)
 
 
 
Crazy: Jumping out of a perfectly good airplane. Really crazy: Jumping out of a perfectly good airplane into a wilderness of flaming bears and hungry trees
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(52)
 
(The Register)
 
 
 
The only people more excited about the iPhone 6 than Apple fanboys are thieves, who already steal more iPhones than all other handsets combined
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(35)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
So many storylines, so many rivalries, rookies to test, veterans to step-up, everyone still trying to figure out what to call the team in Washington, D.C. and, oh yeah, a little dust-up between Manning and Luck. It's the NFL baby, and it's back
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(3484)
 
(Fantasy Football Today)
 
 
 
Who to start: Kaepernick, Fitzpatrick, Cutler, Bell, Spiller and Bush. Who to sit: Dalton, Manuel, Newton, Jones-Drew, Pierce, and Matthews. All this and more in your inaugural Fark Fantasy Football thread
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(80)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Hungry mob overtakes Japanese man with extra food
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(15)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Judge rules that BP was "grossly negligent" in the 2010 Gulf Oil Spill, also determines that Osama bin Laden was not a very nice man
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(52)
 


Sat September 06, 2014
(AP)
 
 
 
Obama to grant illegal aliens amnesty through executive order--but not until after the November elections, so Senate Democrats won't be held to task by angry voters
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(299)
 
(SFist)
 
 
 
You know it's a successful opening night when the bar's owner gets arrested for public drunkenness and biting a police officer
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(22)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Helen Mirren once again proves she's awesome: "'Why didn't hackers try and find naked selfies of me? I kept desperately looking at the list of people whose phones were hacked, hoping to see my name" (Not safe for work)
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(85)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Japanese sushi chef with superior knife skills demonstrates how he artistically cuts a cucumber. Strangely mesmerizing
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(43)
 
(MyFox Twin Cities)
 
 
 
Turns out one of the American ISIS fighters that was killed had a job with unfettered security clearance to commercial airplanes. Enjoy your flight
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(100)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
If you can afford airfare to South Africa, you can go visit a site where scientists are digging remarkably complete skeletons of man's early relatives. Subby can't, but he can excavate australopithecines denying evolution in the right link (Not safe for work)
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(38)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Let's take a moment and forget about the craziness happening around the world to focus on something of utmost importance to our species: the Fark Weird News Quiz
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(22)
 


Fri September 05, 2014
(MLive.com)
 
 
 
"The two squared off in the parking lot with their respective weapons." Bottle returns: serious business
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(16)
 
(BGR)
 
 
 
Actual headline: The best way to make people care about net neutrality: Show what 'slow lanes' will do to their porn
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(95)
 
(YouTube)
 
Video
 
Angry ram doesn't like drones. No ifs and butts about it
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(9)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Tusculum sets NCAA record for allowing NEGATIVE 100 yards of total offense and NEGATIVE 124 yards rushing in its 71-0 win over Faith College in Tennessee
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(17)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
A man is jailed after he phones and texts ex-girlfriend 21,807 times
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(47)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Old and busted: Brontosaurs. New hotness: Dreadnoughtus
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(107)
 


Thu September 04, 2014
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Criminals increasingly ditching their traditional drug business in favor of far more lucrative "food crime"
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(34)
 
(Headlines & Global News)
 
 
 
George R.R. Martin reveals his favorite Game of Thrones character and it's exactly who you thought it would be
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(65)
 
(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Japanese bipedal robot can run and backflip like a human, will be used by parents to show their kids what children used to do before video games were invented
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(9)
 
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Man sues Apple for splitting up Breaking Bad's final season on itunes, should really focus his energies on the idiots at AMC who think that dragging 16 completed episodes out over two years is a good idea
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(57)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Cops under investigation this morning after witnesses saw them reversing up a one-way street and backing over a cyclist. Twice. And then began moving evidence around
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(118)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
To reward their goodness and noble service, the businesses who gave $1.25 million to Andrew Cuomo's campaign just happened to receive twelve times as much in state grants - which is purely a coincidence, you cynical hater
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(92)
 
(AL.com)
 
 
 
"Ladies and gentlemen of the jury. In this murder trial we will only present one piece of evidence. The defendant's mug shot goodness. Here it is. The prosecution rests, your honor"
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(87)
 
(LiveLeak)
 
Video
 
University of Arizona football fan redefines the term 'douchebag' when the crowd begins batting a beach ball around
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(64)
 


Wed September 03, 2014
(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Halliburton to pay $1.1B in fines over Gulf oil spill, or about three pallets of the cash that went missing in Iraq
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(27)
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
If you have the Phoenix Mercury beating out the Minnesota Lynx to advance to the Finals in your WNBA brackets, things are looking up. And also you filled out a WNBA bracket
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(25)
 
(RIA Novosti (Russia))
 
 
 
Malaysia Airlines offers customers the chance to draft their very own bucket lists, presumably referring to the size of container that will be needed to carry their remains from company's next crash
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(6)
 
(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
Damn The Man: behind the scenes of "Empire Records"
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(39)
 
(Jezebel)
 
 
 
What's the strangest thing you've seen someone eat that wasn't food? Or what's the strangest thing you've eaten that afterwards, you realized was not food? We're not a judgemental site, you can be honest here
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(50)
 
(San Bernardino Sun)
 
 
 
Skipper arrested on DUI suspicion after boat runs aground at Venice Beach. Assault charges may be added as witnesses claim he struck his first mate several times with his hat after the incident
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(48)
 


Tue September 02, 2014
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
For all of those who never received your GUINNESS Bar Towel take this free shirt as a consolation prize while helping Elanco feed.the.world
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(15)
 
(Kotaku)
 
 
 
Tennessee Titans linebacker listed at 1'2" in Madden '15 glitch
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(50)
 
(Archery Wire)
 
 
 
Minnesota Dept. of Natural Resources asks that you don't shoot collared bears. Crew neck bears are all right, though
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(51)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The new Big Ten commercial now with the Game of Thrones theme added. "I think we can all safely concur that Michigan is Joffrey"
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(59)
 


Mon September 01, 2014
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Chinese insurance policies cover against your bride becoming pregnant before the honeymoon, your team being knocked out of the soccer World Cup, burning your tongue eating hotpot or if smog ruins your holiday
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(21)
 
(CTV News)
 
 
 
103-year-old Japanese sprinter challenges Usain Bolt to a race. Race to what, exactly, we're not sure
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(8)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
It's a rematch from the Russel Athletic Bowl and an ACC Showdown of New vs Old. The newest members of the ACC the Louisville Cardinals host the old guard the Miami Hurricanes. Kickoff on ESPN @8pm EDT
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(23)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Japan ready to kick off the next Resident Evil, the grand opening of Burger Prime Minister, and a hack at JPMorgan Chase not named Jamie Dimon: some of Fark's favorite Headlines of the Week for 8/24 - 8/30
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(1)
 


Sun August 31, 2014
(Rocketnews 24)
 
 
 
Japanese iPhone case doubles as fluffy mini-futon for sleeping hamster. Awwwwww
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(6)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Can Butch Jones hang on to his job longer than any UT coach of late? Do we miss Derek Dooley yet? Will Daniel Gray make the Vols regret red-shirting him? Will we ever forgive Lane Kiffin? It's Sunday night and this ain't the NFL. 7:00 p.m. ET, SECN
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(31)
 
(Pro Football Talk)
 
 
 
Jerry Jones says Jimmy Johnson isn't going in the Cowboys Ring of Honor. Jimmy Johnson: "Jerry comes across like a rich asshole." Point, Jimmy
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(22)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Seemingly unaware of the new guidelines, Ted Cruz calls Obama a pussy
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(144)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Teenage Japanese girl comes alive at Budokan to be crowned 2014 world air guitar champion
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(32)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Your airline flight number may actually be based on history, superstition, luck, or just plain old cleverness
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(11)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
The 10 best-paying jobs for high school graduates who didn't go to college. Finally a top 10 business list that doesn't mention Wal-Mart
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(38)
 
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
First pictures from Digital Globe's super high-rez commercial satellite are, well, astonishingly high-rez. They have even better ones, but the US military won't let the company release them (pics, of course)
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(26)
 
(Foodbeast)
 
 
 
Disney knows that ice cream cones melt. So what about bacon macaroni and cheese cones?
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(24)
 
(Live From Iceland)
 
 
 
NEWSFLASH: All hell's breaking loose in Iceland. LGT live volcano eruption feed with fiery goodness happening right now
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(56)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Not news: cops accused of racism. Fark: in Indonesia, for getting KFC for two American idiots accused of murder when said idiots complained about regular food
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(49)
 
(KSL Salt Lake City)
 
 
 
Utah teacher has four sets of twins in class, is still working on labellng the evil ones
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(43)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Not news: Man has a heart attack on a Southwest Airlines flight. News: The flight attendant refused to use a defibrillator on him. Fark: When asked why the attendant wouldn't use the defibrillator on the man she said 'Because his chest is too hairy'
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(105)
 
(My Fox Chicago)
 
 
 
Nothing like those dog days of summer, high on meth, burglarizing a home and cooling down by splashing toilet water on your face. (With mugshot goodness)
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(16)
 


Sat August 30, 2014
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Hollywood is shocked, SHOCKED that we all didn't flock to the theaters like obedient little drones to gawk at the latest Expendables & Transformers sequels and some movie with Cameron Diaz in it this Summer
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(88)
 
(Next Impulse Sports)
 
 
 
Japanese baseball player tries to hit a 186mph fastball from a pitching machine. His reaction? Priceless. His reaction time? Not so much
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(41)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
Ten-year-old decides workman drilling outside building 80ft above the ground is making too much noise, cuts his harness
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(133)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
1. Issue traffic ticket to innocent drivers who will fight the cases. 2. List your buddy officer as a witness, even though he was not there. 3. Let him do it too. 4. Wait for prosecutors to subpoena you both to trials. 5. Voila! Overtime profit
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(67)
 


Fri August 29, 2014
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Malaysia Airlines has lost contact with 6,000 jobs
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(14)
 
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
The fake Parks and Recreation game Cones of Dunshire is now a real game
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(25)
 
(Fox Sports)
 
 
 
In today's "Dude, get over it" story, Dallas Cowboys owner Jerry Jones is bummed he did not draft Johnny Manziel
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(54)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Still don't believe that vaccines cause autism? What if I told you that Rob Schneider's secret letters to the CDC just became public, what then?
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(163)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
So, you said you wanted to see an '80s Honda ad in Japanese with an American actress dressed up as a generic Wonder Woman? Here you go. Subby not responsible for annoying tunes getting stuck in your head
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(13)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Airlines wonder why passengers are so upset after long delays, lost luggage, and legroom fit only for quadruple amputees
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(116)
 
(Recruiter (UK))
 
 
 
Japanese employers increasingly encouraging employees to sleep on the job
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(8)
 
(EurekAlert)
 
 
 
New study finds that female college students spend an average of 10 hours a day on their cellphones and males spend nearly eight, in study whose findings are being called "astounding"
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(30)
 
(The Daily Meal)
 
 
 
Connecticut dethrones NYC for the best pizza in America. A white clam pie? Yes, give pizza chance
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(152)
 
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Candy canes fit perfectly in your hand, therefore Jesus
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(128)
 
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
A&E puts Longmire out to pasture in the unforgiving Wyoming wilderness
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(97)
 


Thu August 28, 2014
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Will the Internet Ever Be Safe for Women? "The popular web forum Fark.com felt it necessary to add "misogyny" to the moderator guidelines in order to combat the presence of rape jokes, as well as slut-shaming and victim-blaming language"
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(26)
 
(KCCI Des Moines)
 
 
 
People in Iowa apparently use landlines and incur long distance fees
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(51)
 
(Anchorage Daily News)
 
 
 
Homeland Security dept. clears own agent of threatening boy scout after "exhaustive investigation" which did not include talking to the victim or witnesses
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(43)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Chinese supplier of Samsung, Lenovo, denies using child workers, saying they're all back in school now, anyway
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(6)
 
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Old and busted: "These are not Russian soldiers in Ukraine." New hotness: "This is what Russian soldiers like to do with their vacation time, fight in the Ukraine, and Moscow is not responsible for it"
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(146)
 
(Short List)
 
 
 
Man dressed as Batman spotted speeding down a Japanese freeway on a Batcycle - he's the hero Tokyo deserves
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(24)
 
(Short List)
 
 
 
A Chinese man has handmade a Lamborghini that can reach speeds of 193mph - not as dangerous as it sounds
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(25)
 
(Japan Today)
 
 
 
Japanese porn actresses once again participate in Boob Aid 24-hour squeeze-a-thon to help fight AIDS. "I never thought my boobs could contribute to society"
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(74)
 
(South China Morning Post)
 
 
 
Chinese woman gives birth to 14 pound baby. Doctors eagerly await to see who will walk first
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(72)
 
(Kotaku)
 
 
 
Japanese students are world's most bored if these corrected textbook illustrations are anything to go by
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(6)
 
(KSTU FOX 13)
 
 
 
Old and busted: Judges overturning gay marriage bans. New Hotness: Judges overturning polygamy bans
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(311)
 


Wed August 27, 2014
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Scientists 'flip' bad memories into good ones in mice, which is kind of the exact opposite of what happened when you rolled over this morning and saw who you brought home from the bar last night
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(63)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
IMF Chief Lagarde under official investigation in France for overpaying, being too 'close' to business interest. Sacre bleu
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(15)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Still no movement in the Market Basket deal while the "Independent Board Members" make plans to close 61 stores to save money. That's some mighty fine business planning there, Artie S
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(51)
 
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Snapchat has yet to unveil a business model, and is now said to be worth $10bil. This won't take long
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(37)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Trigger-happy buddy comedy Let's Be Cops called "the worst-timed movie ever," proving that Hollywood isn't out of ideas, it just has bad ones
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(36)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
ESPN reports on Michael Sam's showering habits, confirm that even though he is surrounded by naked, soapy, muscly, glistening male bodies, he has not yet developed Gay Madness and started thrusting at anything in sight
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(106)
 
(CBS4Denver - KCNC)
 
 
 
Apparently if the airlines lose your 85-year-old mother, she's worth a $200 travel voucher. Good to know
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(38)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
PetSmart up for adoption, the impressive sexual stamina of Neanderthals, and the dinosaur victim of a shooting crime: some of Fark's favorite Headlines of the Week for 8/17 - 8/23
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(3)
 
(Business Lexington)
 
 
 
Drew gives an in-depth interview to Business Lexington on Fark's policy change to battle sexism (bonus: cool picture of Drew)
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(13)
 
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Boing Boing's reaction to FARK's new misogyny guidelines? "GO FARK"
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(27)
 


Tue August 26, 2014
(KnoxNews)
 
 
 
Come for the story about the DUI wreck involving a pantsless woman. Stay for the eyewitness account video
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(62)
 
(WJHL Tri-Cities)
 
 
 
Man discovers Tennessee is a far cry from India
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(45)
 
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Adam Jones charged with two counts of highway robbery
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(20)
 
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Begun the US drones over ISIS areas In Syria have
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(39)
 
(Foodbeast)
 
 
 
Jones Soda unveils their newest abomination: Peanut Butter & Jelly pop
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(45)
 


Mon August 25, 2014
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
European scientists announce five possible landing zones on the 67P comet and in case you were wondering, that's the one that looks like a rubber ducky hurtling through space
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(22)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Week 2 of the EPL and now the scoring starts in earnest for the FFPL. Manchester United looking for a comeback, Arsenal hoping to gain form against Everton, and the game of the week: Liverpool vs. Man City
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(524)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Gary Busey's girlfriend claims they were lovers in 32 previous lives and he's the sanest guy on TV
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(71)
 
(Salon)
 
 
 
Liberals more outraged at the sinfulness of sugar than John Lithgow ranting about dancing and Kevin Bacon's tight buns
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(63)
 
(Dice)
 
 
 
"Swing Copters" is Dong Nguyen's big middle finger to everybody who complained that "Flappy Bird" was too hard. But that hasn't stopped a billion clones from appearing
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(34)
 
(The Daily Caller)
 
 
 
"If we don't grant amnesty, illegal aliens will become terrorists." Insert yourenothelping.jpg here
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(41)
 
(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Chinese satellite spots biggest marijuana plantation in country, and it is MASSIVE (pics)
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(25)
 
(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
Disney files patent papers so it can monitor its theme parks with drones. Big Mickey is watching you
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(60)
 
(TMZ)
 
 
 
The Church of St. Nicholas will not let Lena Headey exit their cathedral topless for a pivotal Game of Thrones sequence. Talk about getting coal for Christmas
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(113)
 
(Independent)
 
 
 
Old and Busted: The ALS ice bucket challenge. New Hotness: India's Rice Bucket Challenge
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(36)
 


Sun August 24, 2014
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
"The time has come for everyone to enjoy the deliciousness of boxed wine"
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(178)
 
(WPTV)
 
 
 
Dad angry that Delta Airlines mistakenly gave his daughter to Jennifer Lopez
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(97)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Chinese farmer successfully grows pears in the shape of Buddha. Before that, all pears in China were considered to be in the shape of Americans
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(23)
 
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Guardians of the Galaxy dethrones Michael Bay's Teenage Mutant Ninja Reboot for the top spot at the box office. Newcomer Sin City: A Dame to Kill For proves not all comic book movies are created equal, bombing at #8 with $6.5 million
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(133)
 
(Salon)
 
 
 
Liberals outraged by your whiteness
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(674)
 
(Fox Business)
 
 
 
Hostess closes the Chicago bakery that created the Twinkie. The factory had been in business 84 years, or six years short of the recommended Twinkie shelf life
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(35)
 


Sat August 23, 2014
(Popular Science)
 
 
 
Huge tunnels discovered under Antarctic ice. Great old ones unavailable for comment
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(53)
 


Fri August 22, 2014
(Kare11)
 
 
 
So when is the next FARK gathering in Minnesota again?
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(1)
 
(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
"Lets hear what Dinesh D'Souza has to say about Ferguson," said no one, ever
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(148)
 
(CNBC)
 
 
 
American Airlines continues their renewed customer service push by adding a $150 babysitting fee for all unaccompanied minors
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(61)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Malaysia Airlines planes now flying on empty
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(22)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Bowling For Rhinos. Transit Lanes, Williamsville, New York. August 22, 7pm
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(48)
 


Thu August 21, 2014
(ESPN)
 
 
 
How badly did new St. Louis Cardinal John Lackey want teammate Pat Neshek's #41 jersey? He traded rights to the #41 jersey for a baseball signed by Babe Ruth, worth thousands of dollars
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(14)
 
(BusinessWeek)
 
 
 
Businesses: "We can't find enough qualified workers." Workers: "You could train good candidates and pay decent wages." Businesses: "LOL. WUT?"
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(147)
 
(Salon)
 
 
 
Liberals outraged by airplanes, wireless telegraphy
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(66)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Last month Oakland, California ended its 80-year ban on pinball machines in public, and people celebrated with a monthlong pinball tournament. Who became Oaktown's Pinball Wizard?
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(29)
 
(American Thinker)
 
 
 
The media insisted on telling the same embarrassingly fraudulent story they had told in the Martin shooting: innocent teen, academically ambitious, minding his own business, profiled by racist white vigilante --this time cop
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(476)
 
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
In addition to giving access to the NSA and any business with a checkbook, at this point Gmail (and other apps) is pretty much handing out your data to anything with a pulse
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(28)
 
(Opposing Views)
 
 
 
Old and Busted: Carrying a baby around for 9 months. New Hotness: Carrying a baby around for 38 years
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(34)
 
(New Scientist)
 
 
 
In October, Alzheimer's patients in California will become part of the first human trials to test the effectiveness of blood transfusions from young donors in reversing both dementia as well as potentially the aging process itself
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(59)
 


Wed August 20, 2014
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
SCOTUS to VA: Hold on, hold on, that's a little too much fabulousness you've got there
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(125)
 
(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
41 years ago today in a once obscure Texas ghost town, ten plus musicians gathered together and recorded arguably one of the finest live shows ever. ¡VIVA TERLINGUA
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(65)
 
(Defense One)
 
 
 
The top 100 small business federal contractors include plucky unknowns like Apple, Boeing, General Electric, Lockheed Martin, and Verizon
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(20)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
4 yr old girl goes anaphylactic from nut allergy on flight from Dublin to US. Mother requests that no nuts be served on return flight. United Airlines tells family of four that they are not a nut free airline and gives them the boot
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(418)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
So, apparently it's wrong to tell Amnesty International to "suck it"
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(83)
 


Tue August 19, 2014
(KSAT San Antonio)
 
 
 
Old and busted: Service animal. New hotness: Overdue for service animal
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(38)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Ohio attorney general candidate David Pepper (D) paid $10,000 in parking fines over the last 14 years. That's one way to support your city
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(85)
 
(Live Science)
 
 
 
Muslims think mental illness is caused by invisible jinn, whereas we in the enlightened West know that mental illness is caused by vaccines
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(58)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Source in Ferguson PD says that more than a dozen witnesses have backed up officers Darren Wilson's account of the Michael Brown Shooting. No word on who these 27 witnesses are, or when the 53 witnesses will make statements. Reporter has backtracked
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(826)
 
(Economist)
 
 
 
So few people and airlines using Pittsburgh International Airport that managers plan to turn the money-losing facility into a more lucrative fracking operation
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(28)
 
(WHO TV Des Moines)
 
 
 
"We're not criminalizing homelessness. We're just going to arrest you if you're homeless here"
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(123)
 
(Short List)
 
 
 
When adaptations deviate from the books and cause unbearable smugness
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(42)
 
(Do You Remember)
 
 
 
Where have you gone, Compaq, Eastern Airlines, and Tower Records? Our nation turns its lonely eyes to you (Woo, woo, woo)
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(78)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
According to soon to be out of business cafe owner, Australians don't like their coffee black
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(101)
 


Mon August 18, 2014
(Department of Veterans Affairs)
 
 
 
It is with deep sadness that I inform you that my very good friend and very much loved Farker, Pud has passed away. He had no living relatives and we were his only family. If you have the opportunity, feel free to join us for his memorial
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(159)
 
(Global Post)
 
 
 
Vogue editor thinks Chinese 'facekinis' could be the next hot fashion trend, Nickleback could be the next Beatles
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(121)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
If you've been to a hospital for any reason in the last five years, chances are fairly high that your personal data has been stolen by Chinese hackers
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(72)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
We're adding misogyny to Fark moderator guidelines DIT -Drew
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(4583)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Old South Church in Boston is sending 1000 origami cranes to Ferguson to help. Well unless they have secret, anime-like superweapons stuffed inside their folds, that's really kinda useless in terms of helping Ferguson deal with crooked cops
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(88)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
A rousing game of duct duct goose, mother gets her baby back baby back baby back, and Romney needs a full OS upgrade: a few of Fark's favorite Headlines of the Week for 8/10 - 8/16
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(4)
 


Sun August 17, 2014
(Livestream)
 
 
 
Ferguson Rally & etc live stream. Come on into the thread and give your respectful opinions of the interesting and changing situations as they try for fairness and justice in Missouri
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(1400)
 
(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
The Sega Genesis turned 25 years old this week, and here are 25 reasons we still love it. Bonus: Subby de-slided it for you all to enjoy
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(143)
 
(Computerworld)
 
 
 
Latest Microsoft update causing BSoD on Window 7 machines. Microsoft urges everyone to just buy Windows 8 already
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(86)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
U.S. airlines report their busiest May in six years, mostly from United trying to get its passengers to their final destinations from flights that started in April
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(8)
 
(When On Earth)
 
 
 
From the one made of glass to the one illuminated by bioluminescent phytoplankton, here are some of the world's coolest beaches that you've probably never heard of before
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(40)
 


Sat August 16, 2014
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Verizon is letting copper-line telephone networks rot because "the money is in watching cat videos on iPhones"
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(134)
 
(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
Meet the star pitcher for the team from Tennessee in the Little League World Series, Blake Money. Now meet his siblings, Morgan, Logan...and Cash. (w/"I'm never living down my name" screenshot)
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(25)
 
(LiveLeak)
 
 
 
Street cleaning in Vancouver B.C. is Serious business
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(36)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Apple decides to make life easier for hackers by storing user data on Chinese servers
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(53)
 


Fri August 15, 2014
(The American Spectator)
 
 
 
Straight-edge conservative blames drugs for Robin Williams' death, lashes out at South Park's Mr. Mackey, consarned hipsters for trivializing totally serious slogans like "Just Say No" or "Don't Do Drugs" as laugh lines
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(83)
 
(Dallas News)
 
 
 
White guy, another white guy, a taller white guy and some other white guys set out to prove scientifically that the Bible's Genesis story is literally true
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(245)
 
(AsiaOne)
 
 
 
North Korea insists the missiles it just launched were actually victory sky candles celebrating the anniversary of the liberation from Japanese colonial rule and had nothing to do with the arrival of the Pope in South Korea
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(13)
 


Thu August 14, 2014
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
How did $35,000 go missing from bank accounts of four passengers who were aboard Malaysia Airlines MH370? How indeed?
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(60)
 
(io9)
 
 
 
China expands from environmentally unsustainable coal and heavy metal mines into the modern age: environmentally unsustainable bitcoin mines
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(42)
 
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Six Geniuses arrested for running an iPhone theft ring, absconding with more than 600 phones worth half a million dollars
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(27)
 
(io9)
 
 
 
Scientists studying unhappiness start with 'career disappointment' first, move on to 'rejection' and end up with 'how your mom feels about you still living in her basement'
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(28)
 
(MyRecipes)
 
 
 
Fark Food Thread: What are your favorite homemade marinades and brines when getting food prepped? How do you tweak them to tailor to your selected ingredients? Are there bottled options that work well for you? Share and help your fellow Farkers
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(155)
 
(Inquisitr)
 
 
 
Many individuals seeking wellness will visit this clinic because it nurtures mind, body and spirit. Farkers will want to stop by because the doctor in charge lets you motorboat her breasts
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(85)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Fox News poll shows that Americans see President Obama as a rampaging Imperial tyrant, subjugating America with his iron fist. Except when they see him as a bumbling and incompetent fool, imperiling the nation with his sniveling indecisiveness
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(122)
 
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Denim sales down 6% as consumers with good genes want better jeans
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(25)
 


Wed August 13, 2014
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
George R. R. Martin says the internet has figured out the ending to Game of Thrones
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(138)
 
(International Business Times)
 
 
 
The good thing about hurricanes these days? There are so many onshore and offshore windmill developments that energy companies are making a fortune every time one blows through
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(107)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Because you were sitting in coach wondering what business-class flyers on Air Brunei get in their amenities kit, well, wonder no longer
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(16)
 
(LBC 97.3)
 
 
 
Twelve Danes die in horrific sausagefest
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(17)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Old and busted: The Cleveland Cavaliers are not talented enough to win the NBA. New hotness: The Cleveland Cavaliers are too talented to win the NBA
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(62)
 
(The Big Story)
 
 
 
US gives up on Wolverines, at least until they can get the rights back from Fox
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(23)
 
(Sky.com)
 
 
 
Cab industry disrupter Uber accuses other industry disrupter Lyft of disrupting its business
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(11)
 
(WGAL 8)
 
Video
 
Pa. state police fitness test that is target of DOJ discrimination suit is so easy even a TV reporter can do it
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(35)
 
(Riverfront Times)
 
 
 
One St Louis strip mall, two businesses. One looted the other untouched. What made the difference?
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(521)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
Old and busted: Planking. New hotness: Logging
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(90)
 
(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
Brevard County businesses complaining about zombies harassing customers. No faces eaten yet
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(23)
 
(KSDK St. Louis)
 
 
 
Big Business: Our taxes are too high. Real data: Average final corporate tax rate last year was 18%, with nearly two dozen firms paying none or negative tax rates
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(199)
 


Tue August 12, 2014
(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Petting zoos let your children get their hands on all sorts of creatures, including the microscopic ones
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(37)
 
(Medium)
 
 
 
WWII Japanese mass breakout from Australian POW camp makes The Great Escape look kinda "meh"
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(74)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
So what does parenting look like in countries that aren't America, where children aren't treated like preciously fragile snowflakes who need ribbons for every half-hearted attempt and must be protected from every imagined boo-boo and meanness?
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(151)
 
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Weakness in Atlantic City gambling buries Caesars
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(15)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Important tip for those considering a life of crime: when making a getaway from your daring heist, do not stop to urinate on a wasp nest
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(22)
 
(The Week UK)
 
 
 
George RR Martin says Game of Thrones may include gay sex, but only if the plot justifies it. Actual quote: "You can't just insert things because everyone wants to see them"
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(178)
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
Obama is sending mixed messages. One day he tells me he loves me, then the next he drones my wife. I JUST DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU WANT *sobs*
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(81)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
Tennessee judge rules that the state has a valid interest in telling gays they can't marry because that will increase the chances of straights having sex
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(218)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Fight at golf club leaves hole in one, Jelena Jankovic almost loses her set, and US air passengers reclassified as cargo: a few of Fark's favorite Headlines of the Week for 8/3 - 8/9
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(8)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
FCC mandates cellphone carriers to provide 911 texting capability. Mostly because teens aren't aware that cellphones can actually also be used for making phone calls
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(34)
 
(Medium)
 
 
 
It's widely accepted that injecting molten metal into your bloodstream will probably kill you, but now Chinese researchers say it might kill your tumors, too. Uh, yay?
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(28)
 
(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
Not satisfied with getting protected bike lanes in the city, cyclists now want protected bike lanes in the country
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(243)
 
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Bad news: USPS posts $1.96 billion 3Q loss. Worse news: USPS assures customers it will still be business as usual
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(153)
 
(KMOV St. Louis)
 
 
 
Business picks up at the Galleria Mall in St. Louis, as police respond to reports of multiple brawls breaking out in the mall
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(250)
 


Mon August 11, 2014
(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
Jerry Jones says those naughty pictures of him were "misrepresented," adding that these days he refuses to be seen with anything that cheap or old
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(10)
 
(News4Jax)
 
 
 
Not news: Local business giving away free samples outside church. Fark: This business
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(10)
 
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Let me explain something to you... you're Mr. Lebowski. I'm Senator the Dude. So that's what you call me. You know, that or, uh, Senator His Dudeness, or uh, Senator Duder, or Senator El Duderino if you're not into the whole brevity thing
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(18)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
If you want Chinese tourists to patronize your business, you better be prepared to offer them free gifts like underwear, ramen noodles, disposable slippers and 'fancy' condoms
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(33)
 
(Pajiba)
 
 
 
Newly cast 'Game of Thrones' actor passes away. And now his watch has ended
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(36)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Even the US' graft market is becoming flooded with Chinese products
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(22)
 
(Boston Herald)
 
 
 
Old and busted: Fans say baseball is too slow. New hotness: Owners voting on a new commissioner say baseball is too slow
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(48)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
Students at Chinese university so sick of heat in unairconditioned student housing that they have a pool installed in their dorm room
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(20)
 
(NBC San Diego)
 
 
 
Chinese navy invades US waters
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(214)
 


Sun August 10, 2014
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
21 foolproof pick-up lines
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(286)
 
(Examiner)
 
 
 
There are actually three states that are more corrupt than Illinois. Can you guess which ones? Nope, New Jersey didn't even make the list of the worst 10
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(148)
 
(WRAL)
 
 
 
Wanted: Look out for this bank robber, and he also has a fondness for hats
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(19)
 
(Courthouse News Service)
 
 
 
So anyone remember when the Sea Shepherd Conservation Society claimed one of their ships was rammed and sunk by a Japanese whaling vessel? Yeah, about that
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(118)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Today's fark-ready headline: Former Apple employee named Sam Sung raises more than $80,000 for charity by auctioning off his old business card
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(18)
 


Sat August 09, 2014
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
World's oldest bank in Italy, dating back to 1472, reports heavy losses. Still awaiting repayment of first business loan to Cristoforo Colombo
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(8)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
We are going to run out of things to ban on airplanes-but the supply of brain-dead security gropers is probably unlimited
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(49)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
From MST3K season 10 comes the Southern-fried awfulness of Boggy Creek II. Mike, Servo, and Crow shred this film about three college students and a professor looking for Bigfoot and end up finding Crenshaw. "Can I borrow a cup of shirt?"
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(13)
 
(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Douglas Preston has gotten more than 900 authors to sign a letter demanding that Jeff Bezos and Amazon.com "stop harming the livelihood of the authors on whom it has built its business"
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(77)
 
(YouTube)
 
Video
 
Saturday Cinema - Juggernaut, 1974 - A squad parachutes into the North Atlantic to disarm bombs aboard a luxury liner. Richard Harris and Omar Sharif star in this 70s thriller based on events ripped from the headlines
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(13)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Ever wonder why Michael Jordan wore #23 when his favorite number was 45? Why did Alex Rodriguez pick #13? Or, why do Japanese players refuse to wear #4? Yes, it's a numbers game
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(21)
 
(LiveLeak)
 
 
 
Japanese rope rescue in not a euphemism, but you might wish it was
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(14)
 
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Got any plans for tomorrow? Scrap 'em - we're all going to die in a biblical supermoon deluge and ALL CAPS headlines
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(91)
 


Fri August 08, 2014
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Dad doesn't want his daughter dating some guy so he shoots the man dating his daughter and attempts to kill the witness sitting on the porch too. Did I mention the mother helping to cover it up and that mom and dad are cops?
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(71)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Which states are the most stoned? Hint: probably not the ones you think (warning: slide show)
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(33)
 
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Lululemon sheers their business in half
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(10)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
British town engineers redesign old stone bridge so vehicle traffic can never damage it by reducing traffic to two lanes so narrow that a motorcycle would have trouble staying between the curbs (pics)
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(42)
 
(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
Here's the NFL's head of officiating Dean Blandino on Jerry Jones' party bus outside of a strip club. That's gotta be cool with the other teams, right?
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(48)
 
(Maryland Community News)
 
 
 
Water Utilities 10 years ago: "We need to save water. Install high-efficiency toilets and washing machines." Water Utilities now: "You're not buying enough water. Enjoy your new maintenance and infrastructure fees. And a 9 percent increase in rates"
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(Inforum)
 
 
 
Fargo has problem with business sign that reads, "Ex wife sale: Duct tape, chainsaw, shovels"
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
This just in from the Romero Institute: Hurricanes are disruptive of everyday life
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Slate gets outraged that anyone wanting to become a lawyer and pass the bar exam have to disclose if they have ever had a mental illness, failing to realize anyone who wants to become a lawyer already has a mental illness
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(Belfast Telegraph)
 
 
 
Study finds when celebrities promote charitable causes, it does nothing to raise awareness of the charity but makes the stars more popular with the public
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(Short List)
 
 
 
Ridiculously detailed Game Of Thrones subway maps - if you're going to a wedding, best not hop on the red line
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(14)
 
(Cinema Blend)
 
 
 
DC changes the face of comic book movies... by ripping off Marvel's business model
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(NewsBusters)
 
 
 
Mother Jones believes that no pro-lifers actually believe that abortion is murder, it just that they all hate women, like the 45% of women who are pro-lifers
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Malaysian Airlines stock trading suspended by Malaysian stock exchange to prevent stock price from... well, you know
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Convenient: stocking up on food and water to be ready for an earthquake and two hurricanes at the same time
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
New Nazca lines appear. THIS MEANS SOMETHING
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