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117 headlines found matching 'needs'
Tue July 25, 2017
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(C-SPAN)
 
 
 
Watch our public servants discuss taking away healthcare from millions so they can fund tax cuts to the people who donate to their campaigns. At least one of them needs to get a brain, moran. Live on C-SPAN @ 2:15pm EDT
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: A woman of 26 in my social circle was diagnosed with cancer. She needs help with meals and child care. But, she's a self-absorbed biatch and has alienated everyone, including me. I feel bad for the kids. Am I obligated to help?"
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Mon July 24, 2017
(Birth Movies Death)
 
 
 
I've decided that Superman needs a moustache
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(5 News Fayetteville)
 
 
 
Sen. Susan Collins, R-Maine, says President Donald Trump needs to "step back" and not comment on special counsel Robert Mueller's investigation. Angry tweet about her looks in 3...2...1
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Sun July 23, 2017
(Palmer Report)
 
 
 
Donald Trump *orders* active duty military to call their Congresspersons to demand the passage of TrumpCare. Who needs Russian-led Moldavian Twitter farms when you can just court martial a few Privates for non-compliance?
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Sat July 22, 2017
(NYPost)
 
 
 
"America needs good folks like Sessions to stick with Team Trump." Oh, wait, you're serious. Let me laugh even harder
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Fri July 21, 2017
(Inc)
 
 
 
Five things all millennials know that older generations just don't understand, writes some punk kid who needs to get offa my lawn
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Wed July 19, 2017
(Tech Crunch)
 
 
 
Facebook testing paywall this fall, "Please Come Back" campaign in the spring
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Looks like someone is feeling down in the dumps and needs a pick-me-up
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Mon July 17, 2017
(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
Here are 50 'old' movies that every young person needs to watch. Are your favorites on the list? What other movies would you recommend?
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Sun July 16, 2017
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Dominatrix invites medical students into her bondage dungeon to whip them into submission about the sex industry (not safe for work pics in sidebar)
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Let the states decide the future of America's health care
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Sat July 15, 2017
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
California's Supreme Court moves to make the bar exam easier to pass, because if there's one thing California needs, it's more lawyers
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Fri July 14, 2017
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
In order to make the numbers work, Republicans have counted the same pot of money several times in their "new" Obamacare repeal bill. Oops
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Thu July 13, 2017
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Someone needs to explain to China that this is not how UN Sanctions work
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Running back DeAngelo Williams needs to realize beggars can't be choosers
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(KSTU FOX 13)
 
 
 
Mormon General Authority and father of Governor of Utah, Jon Huntsman Sr., speaks out about medical marijuana. Fark: in favor of it
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Wed July 12, 2017
(KESQ Palm Springs)
 
 
 
A's, Red Sox, and Indians great Coco Crisp retires after 15 years in MLB, signs up to coach high school baseball team that needs to get some cereal-ous instruction
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Tue July 11, 2017
(The Drive)
 
 
 
Hey guys, you're never going to believe this, but the LCS program has been such an unmitigated success that the Navy has decided it needs a full size frigate
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Mon July 10, 2017
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Floyd Mayweather, who made about $220 million dancing with Manny Paquiao last year, asks the IRS if he can hold off paying his taxes from last year until after the Conor McGregor fight because he needs that money to pay last year's taxes
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Failing to see that horse has already left the barn, the head of the FDA says agency needs to put the smack-down on prescription opioid abuse
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(Vice)
 
 
 
Are The Strokes ultimately responsible for the death of Rock and Roll? Fark needs a "probably" tab
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Sat July 08, 2017
(YouTube)
 
 
 
This Tesla owner needs to turn in his man card -- and learn something about car maintenance
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Fri July 07, 2017
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Manny Pacquiao's trainer tells him he needs to make up his mind and be either a senator or a boxer. Pacquiao points to California, sees Senator Boxer, says it can be done
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Thu July 06, 2017
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Money lessons learned in the military - "If you're on time, you're late"
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(Action A Go-Go)
 
 
 
This comic that needs support on kickstarter makes Brazil's future look bleak. It's controlled by mega corporations, has open steroid abuse, and a non stop news cycle. So they've basically turned into us. Damn shame, really
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Sun July 02, 2017
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Wonder how many times Paul George will say he needs the last shot after Russell Westbrook misses in the clutch
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(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
A study finds that Seattle is not an ideal tourist spot. The Seattle Times: Meh who needs them
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Sat July 01, 2017
(Facebook)
 
 
 
Chelsea Handler says Donald Trump is the bold, fearless leader this country needs. Happy birthday, America
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(National Review)
 
 
 
Trump the junkie isn't going anywhere without the media, he needs his fix
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Fri June 30, 2017
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Nigerian police capture wanted kidnapper. Suspect responds by suing police, but needs your help in releasing funds reserved for legal defense left by wealthy member of royal family. Will gladly share 30% of funds if you send name, address, phone etc
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Thu June 29, 2017
(Gizmodo UK)
 
 
 
Hello, this is FARK.com calling. We've detected that your computer has been showing actual news headlines, and it needs to be repaired immediately before your sense of humor is damaged. Please insert a squirrel in the squirrel holder so we can help
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Mon June 26, 2017
(Fark)
 
 
 
Changing from fuse boxes to circuit breakers: what price should I expect, and what all needs replaced? (wiring, just the boxes, etc)
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Sun June 25, 2017
(Fansided)
 
 
 
The confusion continues as Evil Dale continues his insane quest to do whatever it is he needs to do as Good Dale wanders. What does Laura Palmer's diary have to do with anything? Twin Peaks, 9pm ET on Showtime
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Uber CEO needs a Lyft, Chris Christie breaking wind - er, ground, and what grownups are putting in their mouths these days. These are YOUR Headlines Of The Week for Sun 2017-06-11 to Sat 2017-06-17
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Sat June 24, 2017
(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Forget Islamist extremism, the U.S. needs to focus on right-wing extremism
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(Harpers Bazaar)
 
 
 
So...what's on your summer reading list? The Saturday Morning Book Club is heading to the beach for vacation and needs some suggestions
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Thu June 22, 2017
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Sarah Palin reduced to writing 'articles' about how hot hot hot alpha males are. Politics beats entertainment because Politics tab needs LOLs
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Wed June 21, 2017
(IGN)
 
 
 
New Comics (6/21): Marvel decides that it needs another Spider-Man title, Batman tells a Riddler vs Joker story, some shirtless guy fights bears, and Aquaman...grows a beard
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Man supports and hold hands with his smoking hot wife during her trial for raping and sodomizing her middle school student. Dude needs a wake up call
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Tue June 20, 2017
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Ironworker launches campaign against Paul Ryan w/video that just needs a crying eagle with an American flag behind it
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
America needs to say two words to Donald Trump, thank you
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Mon June 19, 2017
(Cageside Seats)
 
 
 
Will Roman announce that he has to go now, his planet needs him? After a Bork-related hiatus last week, what's next for the Samoa Joe-Paul Heyman feud? Can Bayley figure out a way to win matches without hurting anyone? Raw tonight on USA at 8 ET
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(Digital Spy)
 
 
 
Following a tense interview with a Conservative MP, Piers Morgan started ranting at producers, not realizing his mic was still on and he was supposed to narrate footage of the Grenfell fire
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Sun June 18, 2017
(The Sun)
 
 
 
"Someone needs to sit down and have a long, hard think about how a condom would work in zero gravity" (Not safe for work images in sidebar)
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Sat June 17, 2017
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Coconut oil is not healthy and it's never been healthy. Fark needs a "well, duh" tag
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Trump to young people: "Hey, the world needs ditch diggers, too"
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Fri June 16, 2017
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Am I unreasonable to leave my boyfriend over his lack of basic hygiene?
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Trump picks his son's wedding planner, who has no housing experience, to run NY federal housing programs. Fark needs an Insane tag
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Sorry Ted, it is not your side that needs to STFU and accept the election
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Wed June 14, 2017
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
War never changes and Vault-Tec is prepared for all your nuclear survival needs
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Mon June 12, 2017
(Independent)
 
 
 
To hang on to power with her minority in Parliament, May needs to commit to a hard Brexit. And also a soft Brexit. And also no Brexit at all. And also a double Brexit with cheese. And also a Brexit, Brexit, eggs, bacon, Brexit, chips, and Brexit
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Sun June 11, 2017
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Do you have a little evil head that needs covering? Well Dark Helmet's helmet from Spaceballs is up for sale
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Fri June 09, 2017
(Lifehacker)
 
 
 
♫ Everyone else has had more sex than me ♫
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Thu June 08, 2017
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Trump's proposed budget would eliminate funding for the program that monitors solar storms because who needs functioning power grids anyway?
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Mon June 05, 2017
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Trump asked to lift the uranium ban, which would in turn destroy the Grand Canyon. But who needs a giant canyon, right?
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Sun June 04, 2017
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Jennifer Lopez gets stuck in a dance move during a performance in Las Vegas, needs to be helped up by backup dancers (w/photos)
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Sat June 03, 2017
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Thanks to "Make Our Planet Great Again" France's President Emmanuel Macron has become the one thing the world needs now more than ever: The Anti-Trump
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Fri June 02, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Obama: America needs a leader, not a loser
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Thu June 01, 2017
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
U.S. pulls out of Paris, still needs a shot of penicillin
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Canadian surgeons patch up special needs patient's beloved stuffed animal for free, saving the family about $80,000 if they had used an American hospital
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Tue May 30, 2017
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Trump's lawyer needs to lawyer up and we discovered the White House had a communications director when he tendered his resignation. Let's find out if Rachel's feeling better tonight at 9 PM EDT on MSNBC
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Sun May 28, 2017
(The Federalist)
 
 
 
To avoid impeachment, President Trump needs to sit on a shaft and oscillate
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Wed May 24, 2017
(WTOP)
 
 
 
If some stranger from the internet wants to buy your used iPhone for $450 but only has $500 in $100 bills and needs change, maybe look at the bills he's giving you before you give him the money and phone
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
'Trey Gowdy needs to have his ass kicked': Ex-CIA agent blasts lawmaker for grandstanding at Brennan hearing
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
In case you wanted to, I dunno, write your Congresscritters or something. Here are 66 programs that Trump's budget plan would eliminate. Who needs OSHA training anyway?
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Tue May 23, 2017
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Ronald Reagan: Trump needs to be removed from office. While in agreement, subby is also concerned about the coming zombie threat
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(WREG Memphis)
 
 
 
"A Mississippi Republican lawmaker who called for the lynching of politicians who approve of the removal of Confederate monuments needs to "quickly clear up his remarks," the state GOP chairman said Monday"
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Sun May 21, 2017
(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
Snack Food Sunday needs something to satisfy its sweet tooth today ... without sticking to the tooth. What's your favorite hard candy? And what was that stuff in the bowl on grandma's living room table that had been there since 1973?
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Thu May 18, 2017
(The Hill)
 
 
 
There needs to be a bill passed that protects the internet
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(ESPN FC)
 
 
 
Today can finalize the EPL qualifiers for next year's UCL. Arsenal are on the outside looking in Sunderland, needing a win. Man City just needs a draw against West Brom. This is your midweek EPL Discussion. Kickoff at 2:45 pm EDT on NBCSN
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Long Island needs Amy Fisher back like a hole in the head
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(The Drive)
 
 
 
Boeing needs new names for its updated fighters. Surely we can come up with a few
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
An angered Amanda Carpenter, who worked on Eddie Munster's campaign, says the GOP needs to "Cut the crap" and blasts all the Republicans who enabled Trump
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
A surfer not pretty enough for sponsors. I didn't know studman sponsored surfers (tag for sponsors)
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Tue May 16, 2017
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Trump tweeted that Comey needs to find the people leaking intelligence. That's going to be hard since Trump fired Comey last week
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Fri May 12, 2017
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Rep. Adam Schiff responds to Trump. Oh, there are tapes? Well, hand 'em over. Congress needs to investigate. Law of unintended consequences gonna be gettin' a workout with Trump in office
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Thu May 11, 2017
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Glacier National Park needs a new name
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Wed May 10, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Conrad Hilton's problems all stem back to Paris Hilton's sex tape which he was teased about when he was younger. He dated E.G. Daily's daughter as revenge. Subby doesn't think anyone needs an excuse to date Hunter Daily Solomon
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Oopsies. Looks like U.S. Navy cruiser USS Lake Champlain needs a new captain
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Tue May 09, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
The rabbit died and now United needs to pay which I believe was the plot of Shirley Temple's first movie after she reached puberty
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Mon May 08, 2017
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Trump's using North Korea as a ruse to launch nuclear first strike on China. Well, since it's Trump, one needs to consider the potential reality of such a looney idea so sleep well everybody
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Fri May 05, 2017
(CNN)
 
NewsFlash
 
Trump's pick for Army Secretary drops out after people find out that he's an insane religious zealot
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Thu May 04, 2017
(AutoBlog)
 
 
 
There's a chronic national shortage of mechanics, which is to be expected when nobody's around to tell us "don't drive like my brother"
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(FOX6Now)
 
 
 
Man arrested for driving with shirt reading 'This Guy Needs a Beer' and a .316 BAC
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Wed May 03, 2017
(Honolulu Star Advertiser)
 
 
 
On this episode of Wicked Tuna Jimmy needs a new liver after contracting Hep A
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(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
Suspects arrested in Knox Box burglaries. Apparently, the Knox Box needs locks
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Tue May 02, 2017
(TV By the Numbers)
 
 
 
Tonight on ComicsTV: To stop Savitar, Barry needs a healthy Brand on The Flash (CW 8pm ET). Later, Liv makes life uncomfortable for everyone on iZombie (CW 9pm ET). Finally, escape is in sight but not everyone wants to leave on Agents of Shield (ABC 10pm ET)
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Trump: The US 'needs a good shutdown'. Always start at the top I always say
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Wed April 26, 2017
(Jezebel)
 
 
 
It's going to be like Sleepaway Camp, but with booze and karaoke, and maybe 98% less stabbing. Come for the Bloody Mary Bingo, stay for the scotch, cigars, and burlesque lessons. Seriously, this is arts and crafts the world NEEDS
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Tue April 25, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Congress needs the Rooney Rule as much as subby needs a crowbar to the base of his skull
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Sun April 23, 2017
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Now more than ever the world needs Billy Joel, who hasn't recorded a proper pop album in over two decades--and that doesn't even count how we need him to add another five minutes of history into We Didn't Start the Fire
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(Boston Review)
 
 
 
Futurama was originally supposed to be a how-to guide. If anybody needs me, I'll be in the Angry Dome
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Fri April 21, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Mean Girls star tries to make her boobs happen. She needs to stop trying to make her boobs happen
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Thu April 20, 2017
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Somebody needs to tell Sex on the Beach Schwartz that he needs to do his homework or No Parking Jones over here is going to take his place in this week's best in school
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Wed April 19, 2017
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Japan's Prime Minister Shinzo Abe has to face the fact that the Anime Pillows have beaten his fertility initiatives and so he needs to open wider the Gaijin Gateways
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Tue April 18, 2017
(NHL)
 
 
 
Who needs sleep? The first time in 32 years that four games go to OT on same day in NHL postseason
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Fri April 14, 2017
(PetsLady)
 
 
 
Ugly-ass baby aardvark born in Spanish zoo needs a name that isn't Aardvarky McAardvarkface
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(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
U.S. Steel decides Lake Michigan needs Chrome updates
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Thu April 13, 2017
(The Hill)
 
 
 
US State Dept. says it will continue with hiring freeze, despite the fact that the Trump administration has lifted it. Who needs diplomats anyway?
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Wed April 12, 2017
(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Literary Burlesque act inspired by banned books kicks off, because what the world needs now is a sexy Huckleberry Finn and 1984 striptease
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Tue April 11, 2017
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Blanket needs his Linus
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
New airline seat design which is almost like your bed at home. Also, will forcibly eject you if an airline executive needs a seat
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(American Thinker)
 
 
 
Lose Bannon, lose the country. Lose Bannon, lose the presidency. Trump needs to bet on Bannon, or it will be time to no longer bet on Trump
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Sat April 08, 2017
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
You know what The Walking Dead needs? A time jump
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(Chron)
 
 
 
Time machine for sale, needs tires, has rebuilt flux capacitor. No lowballs, I know what I got here
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Fri April 07, 2017
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Defense stocks soaring because somebody needs more cruise missiles
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Thu April 06, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
Donald Trump, whenever he needs to be calmed down or made to feel proud of his accomplishments
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Wed April 05, 2017
(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
Publisher who embraces the philosophy that no barrel needs to have a bottom picks up rights to disgraced rightwing troll Yolo Minneapolis' book
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Tue April 04, 2017
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The Pima County Sheriff's department needs help with the design of their new cruisers. Surely we can come up with some winning designs. Fark Photoshoppers...start your engines
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Trump wants new health care bill vote next week. All he needs is a new health care bill
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Sun April 02, 2017
(Ranker)
 
 
 
Snack Food Sunday needs to satisfy its sweet tooth this week with a bag of store bought cookies. What do you recommend?
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Fri March 31, 2017
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Jayson Chaffetz has rare moment of clarity, points out that Donnie needs to STFU about Flynn's request for immunity. Things to return to normal in Jason's head in 3, 2, 1
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(Biography Channel)
 
 
 
Happy 74th birthday Christopher Walken. Fark really needs to bring back the 'Walken' tag for at least one day a year
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Wed March 29, 2017
(Alabama Political Reporter)
 
 
 
Jeff Sessions has perjured himself and needs to be disbarred, according to complaint lodged by: a) 2 stoners; b) 30 Helens; or c) 2,000 lawyers from across the country
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Tue March 28, 2017
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Unions. Who needs them?
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Mon March 27, 2017
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Jeb Bush, the man who should have been the GOP nominee, says Trump needs to "stop saying things that aren't true"
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