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37 headlines found matching 'neck'
Mon July 21, 2014
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Toddler rescued after wandering into the ocean alone, parents have no explanation as to why she was wearing a tiki head necklace
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Wed July 16, 2014
(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
Voodoo priest's necklace seized at airport. Customs officials reported no problems afterward, other than bleeding from their anuses
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Thu July 10, 2014
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Mass murderer, Neckbeard the Hutt, apprehended on his way to kill, and evidently eat, more relatives
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Mon July 07, 2014
(Fortune)
 
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Warren Buffett: We took a stand on Coke's pay package (Featured Partner)
 
 
(Billboard)
 
 
 
Police cite Flavor Flav over a fireworks display that was more obnoxious than his clock necklace
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Fri June 27, 2014
(NewsMax)
 
 
 
The sound you hear is the hordes of lawyers breaking their necks to represent Bowe Bergdahl in hundreds of defamation lawsuits
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Thu June 19, 2014
(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
GOP outreach to women continues at breakneck speed, as Bob Jones University tells rape victims that their sinful nature brings on unsolicited penising
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(Inquisitr)
 
 
 
Why, if we didn't give handouts to a family of multimillionaire rednecks then they might just decide to film their show in Hollywood
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Tue June 17, 2014
(ABC 27)
 
 
 
Buffalo Bill's gun and necklace sell for $80,000 at auction. No word on how much his basket and lotion went for
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Mon June 16, 2014
(WTFark)
 
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SEX TYPE: Hackers Program Obscene Meme Into Road Sign. Hilarity Ensues.
 
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Chevron sells oil assets to Chad for $1.3 billion. It's the most money ever spent by a Chad for something other than a turtleneck or cardigan sweater
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Fri June 13, 2014
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Lululemon's profits plunge even lower than their customer's necklines, now below their product's thread count
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Tue June 10, 2014
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Pro fisherman born with no arms and no legs but with his his neck and shoulders he's landed more than 7,000 fish weighing up to 44lb. And no, his name's not Bob
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Mon June 09, 2014
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Southwest jet backs into JetBlue aircraft on the tarmac at Logan International. Pilots last seen rubbing their necks and arguing who was going to submit it to insurance
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Sun June 08, 2014
(Formula 1)
 
 
 
Can Rosberg hold off Hamilton? Can Vettel maintain P3 with the Williams breathing down his neck? Your Grand Prix du Canada discussion thread
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Fri June 06, 2014
(Refinery29)
 
 
 
Fox News host: "Neil de Grasse Tyson says alien life may think we are unintelligent after seeing our television signals. What say you, neckbearded guest?" Neckbearded guest: "Tyson is just some black guy who is drunk with adulation"
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Thu June 05, 2014
(Yellowhammer News)
 
 
 
What do you think of when you hear Alabama and Mississippi? Rednecks and bubbas? College football domination? Chairman of the Senate Appropriations Committee and the Senate Banking Committee? Wait, what?
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
A Canadian man pulled over for speeding covered with blood who was later arrested for murdering 4 women told the officer he was covered in blood because... C) He had clubbed a deer to death because he is a redneck
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Thu May 29, 2014
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Beware the brown acid. Oh, and also the pigeon neck walk illusion
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(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Waking up with a snake biting your neck isn't normal. But in Australia it is
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Tue May 27, 2014
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Tornado destroys man-camp in North Dakota oil country last night. With no shelter available, the roughnecks decide to do the one thing anyone else in this sort of situation would do: hang out and shoot video. The fun starts at :58 (Not safe for work language)
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Thu May 22, 2014
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Prince Fielder to have season-ending surgery. Tigers seen whistling nonchalantly
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Fri May 16, 2014
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Is country music dead? "There appears to be not even the slightest attempt to "say" anything other than to repeat the tired, overused mantra of redneck party boy in his truck, partying in said truck, hoping to get lucky in the cab of said truck"
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Tue May 13, 2014
(YouTube)
 
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Neckbeard brony with fedora and black Journey T-shirt rants eloquently about his dislike of Celestia in the My Little Pony universe. Attention must be paid -- or not
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Sun May 11, 2014
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Newest way for rednecks to protest the federal government: Ride their ATV and motorcycles on an off-limits trail while waving American flags. "This is a continuation of the Bundy affair"
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Tue May 06, 2014
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
New jewelry able to call woman's cell phone and give her an excuse to bail on a bad date. No word if it comes in a pearl necklace
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Sat May 03, 2014
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Sheriff's deputy blows stop sign and t-bones woman's car, breaking her neck in 4 places. Unable to stand or function she is declared drunk and arrested. Bad cop trifecta now in play
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Thu May 01, 2014
(Gawker)
 
 
 
The armed anti-government play-warriors who built a military force around a racist redneck rancher in Nevada are turning on each other, so this might have a happy ending after all
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Sun April 27, 2014
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Will the Bulls beat the Nene-less Wizards? Will the Clips put their jackboot on the Warriors' neck? Will KG score 4 points and complain about fan support again? Will anyone be awake for the nightcap? The answers and more in today's NBA playoff thread
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Wed April 23, 2014
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
NY Yankees pitcher Michael Pineda: "I don't have any pine tar on my hands. That substance on my neck? I'm just holding it for a friend"
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(Kansas.com)
 
 
 
Defendant afraid tattooed mirror-image letters spelling out the word "murder" on his neck might just prejudice the jury in his murder trial. O Rly?
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Wed April 16, 2014
(Medium)
 
 
 
Redneck mathematicians calculate pi using a Mossberg 500 pump-action shotgun
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Mon April 14, 2014
(KSAT San Antonio)
 
 
 
Not News: Man is stabbed. News: In the neck. Fark: And he won't cooperate with the police
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Wed April 09, 2014
(The Local)
 
 
 
Warnings after epidemic of exploding whipped cream makers leaves users with facial fractures, neck wounds and missing eyes
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Mon April 07, 2014
(Lincolnshire Echo)
 
 
 
I'm not saying she's a terrible doctor, but she missed a pregnancy AND a broken neck
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Thu April 03, 2014
(TV By the Numbers)
 
 
 
Smithsonian Channel produces first basic-cable special on MH370. Upcoming TLC special will examine whether redneck dwarves downed flight, while H posits aliens
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(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Our obsession with digital devices and staying connected to social media is giving us "tech neck". Subby misses the old days when all that computers gave us was one noticeably larger forearm
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Tue April 01, 2014
(Newsnet5)
 
 
 
A chainsaw in the neck on April Fool's day. No, really - w/x-ray
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Sat March 29, 2014
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
So...about that Cartier bracelet you bought from that kiosk at the Boca Raton mall? Turns out it was such a great deal is because it wasn't a real Cartier bracelet. Oh, and that Chanel necklace is a fake too. How stupid are you?
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