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53 headlines found matching 'neck'
Thu January 19, 2017
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(Chattanooga Times Free Press)
 
 
 
Man has a dream where his wife cheats on him. He then wakes up and beats up his wife. She has him arrested. Can this relationship be saved?
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Wed January 18, 2017
(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
Woman stabs man nine times when he says he won't commit to a relationship - as if that's going to change his mind
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Mon January 16, 2017
(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
Never go to Disneyland. Here is why
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Thu January 12, 2017
(KTVQ Billings)
 
 
 
Golden retriever saves owner from freezing to death after he slipped and broke his neck on New Year's Eve. Your dog gets a lifetime of steak
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Citizens of Indiana officially redneckognized as "Hoosiers"
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Sat January 07, 2017
(MSN)
 
 
 
In today's "Who would have thought?" story, Taco Bell is now one of the healthiest fast-food chains in the United States
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(LA Daily News)
 
 
 
Boondoggle n \ˈbün-ˌdä-gəl, -ˌdo-\ 1: a braided cord worn by Boy Scouts as a neckerchief slide, hatband, or ornament 2: a wasteful or impractical project or activity often involving graft
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Thu January 05, 2017
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Ronda Rousey receives 45-day medical suspension after recent MMA loss. Officials to inform her of the action just as soon as she finally wakes up
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Sun January 01, 2017
(ABC Action News)
 
 
 
Say hello to my little sweater
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Fri December 30, 2016
(My Fox 8 Greensboro)
 
 
 
Hunter barely survives bear attack. Bear didn't survive because, funnily enough, another hunter killed the bear and skinned it. Good times
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Wed December 28, 2016
(WRAL)
 
 
 
Time's Square famously drops its ball on New Year's Eve. Other places drop other things, around here we drop an acorn. What weird thing gets dropped in your neck of the woods?
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Mon December 26, 2016
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Cat politely tells grown-ass man to calm the fark down on Christmas
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Thu December 22, 2016
(Arkansas Online)
 
 
 
Man who just got out of jail shows up at his baby mama's trailer looking for his stuff and gets stabbed in the neck by her new boyfriend. Why yes, this did happen in the south
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Wed December 14, 2016
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Don't buy a new mattress. You might just be sleeping in the wrong position
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Sun December 04, 2016
(Metro)
 
 
 
Today in Australia: A kangaroo takes a man's dog hostage, so the man punches the kangaroo in the face
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Fri December 02, 2016
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Inflate your chicken to 20psi before cooking for best effect
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Sun November 27, 2016
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Man wants to perform home circumcision on his 20-year-old son. Son decides to first test blade on dad's neck
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Wed November 23, 2016
(TC Palm)
 
 
 
Woman carries crack pipe in vagina. Tells cops she had no pockets
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Mon November 21, 2016
(YouTube)
 
 
 
The Liberal Redneck returns to tell you how to survive Thanksgiving with your racist uncle
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Mon November 14, 2016
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Fabulous Floridian feloniously flinging fettuccine following fantastic fellatio for/from fellas
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Wed November 09, 2016
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Trump supporters wasting no time exercising their newly won freedom from political correctness
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
There's a special place in Hell for anyone who steals from a woman while she's in labor
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Tue November 08, 2016
(Action News Jacksonville)
 
 
 
Aaaaaaaaaaaaand we have our first assault at a Florida polling place (with photo)
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Mon November 07, 2016
(Fark)
 
 
 
Russians tied to dope in race, pencilneck scientist dorks say the human brain is predisposed to negative stereotypes, and I'm Rick James, bench: a few of Fark's favorite Headlines of the Week for 10/30 - 11/5
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Thu November 03, 2016
(WHDH Boston)
 
 
 
Remember that SC couple who disappeared and someone was posting creepy messages on the guy's Facebook? Well they just found the girlfriend alive and chained up inside a storage container. Suspect in custody
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
White rabbit appears once a month to wave at commuters before checking his appointment book and being chased by a giant girl and a pervert
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
The human brain is predisposed to negative stereotypes, according to a bunch of pencilneck scientist dorks
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Mon October 31, 2016
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Don't look now but 2016 is sneaking up on Val Kilmer
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Fri October 28, 2016
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
You know you're a delicate flower if your hair stylist accidentally scrapes your neck during a cutting and you sue for $5 million because you suffered from pain, shock, and mental anguish
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Thu October 27, 2016
(Action News Jacksonville)
 
 
 
Florida Man with "family" tattoo on neck points gun at sister for ruining ecstasy stash (with mugshot)
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Clinton effigy, complete with noose around neck, spotted at Trump rally. Keep it classy, North Carolina
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Wed October 26, 2016
(Fox 25 Oklahoma City)
 
 
 
If your 8-year-old picks up a dead squirrel on the way to school and tells the teacher it's for making squirrel dumplings that night ... you might be a redneck
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Photoshop theme: Unpopular ice cream cone toppings
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Tue October 25, 2016
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Elvis Presley is set to become the most successful solo artist in UK chart history. No this is not a repeat from the 1960's
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Sun October 23, 2016
(The Runner Sports)
 
 
 
Michigan Wolverines move up to No. 2 in the AP Top 25 Poll. Big Ten also has five teams back in the rankings thanks to Penn State's victory over unbeatable Ohio State
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
In-N-Out burger is bad and California should feel bad
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(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
In Japan children ride the subway alone. In Spain children don't have set bedtimes. In Scandinavia children are allowed to sleep outside in the cold. Meanwhile in America, you won't let your child play out front without a whistle around his neck
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
If you insist on dressing your pet up in a costume this year, make sure you don't use commercial hair dye, don't put rubber bands around his ears, and don't tie ribbons around his neck. Or, you know, you could let your dog be a dog for Halloween
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Tue October 18, 2016
(Talk Radio (UK))
 
 
 
It's fair to say they don't fark around with killer clowns in Mexico
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(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
Remember the Care Bear stare which sent a ray of love that brought joy to a person's heart? Well, this stare did none of that
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Fri October 14, 2016
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Device turns wine bottles into wine glasses, making drinking from the bottle slightly more socially acceptable
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Thu October 13, 2016
(Metro)
 
 
 
Wait... that's not blood. It looks more like... um, let's move on
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Wed October 12, 2016
(Fox 4 Now Fort Myers)
 
 
 
Bill Clinton calls himself a "standard redneck" in speech. Apparently some people don't really care for the connotation of that term
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Tue October 11, 2016
(CBS Minnesota)
 
 
 
Thankfully there was a good (and drunk) guy with a gun there to stop that zombie
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Hiker survives attack by two bears. Seems they took lessons on offense from Dowell Loggains
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Mon October 10, 2016
(The Week)
 
 
 
Trump's debate checklist: Don't offend or insult women, try to appeal to Bernie Sanders fans, and refrain from saying something that causes an audience member to raise her eyebrows, bug her eyes out, and roll her neck. Let's see how he did
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Fri October 07, 2016
(Bored Panda)
 
 
 
World's oldest cat turns 31 (equivalent to 141 in human years) and has the 1000-yard stare to prove it
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Mon October 03, 2016
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Big ass news: Kim Kardashian held up at gunpoint by assholes in the pulsating sphincter of Europe
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Sat October 01, 2016
(WTOP)
 
 
 
Student manhandled, arrested over stealing "free" milk
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Fri September 30, 2016
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
The cake was a lie
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Wed September 28, 2016
(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
You mean when I pull over a woman at night, I shouldn't hug her, kiss her, take a selfie with her, and add myself to her Snapchat? Was that wrong? Should I not have done that?
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Fri September 23, 2016
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Baby giraffe gets to second base with CBS 8 San Diego female reporter
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Thu September 22, 2016
(The Local)
 
 
 
Stockholm hipsters declare war on killer badger after it attacked and killed beloved neighbourhood cat, leading to number of sarcastic comments from other Swedes. "Sweden's Harambe"
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