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Headlines matching 'navy'
Thu February 09, 2012
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(Digital Trends) Spiffy 32-megajoule railgun has been delivered to the Navy, is capable of launching a projectile with the force of a 64,000 lb truck travelling at 100MPH. No mention of how many Rhode Islands this translates into  (digitaltrends.com) (262)


Thu January 26, 2012
(LA Times) Scary Navy testing automated, computer controlled plane which can take off and land on a carrier. I think I've seen this movie, and it had Jamie Foxx, and it was terrible  (latimes.com) (28)


Tue January 24, 2012
(ESPN) Spiffy Navy to join Big East for football in 2015, ending its run as an independent  (espn.go.com) (32)


Wed January 18, 2012
(Wired) Fail Navy's newest mine hunting vessel cannot detect mines  (wired.com) (62)


Mon January 16, 2012
(Daily Mail) Dumbass I don't know what an Erin Wasson is, but it's screaming "Look at me, I'm an attention whore". And it needs a sammich  (dailymail.co.uk) (76)


Sat January 14, 2012
(Yahoo) Spiffy Royal Navy captures 13 pirates. This is not a repeat from 1745  (uk.news.yahoo.com) (60)


Fri January 13, 2012
(Huffington Post) Dumbass Woman says her fake penis got her fired from her job.... big deal lady, my real one has gotten me fired from at least a dozen  (huffingtonpost.com) (91)


Thu January 12, 2012
(Yahoo) Followup The new rules of war are; 1. Kill the enemy 2. Make sure they are dead. 3. Be nice to them  (news.yahoo.com) (263)


Tue January 10, 2012
(CBC) Dumbass Terrorists have trained mussels and kelp to attack Canadian navy  (cbc.ca) (26)


Mon January 09, 2012
(CNN) Stupid Now that the orgasmic glow of that whole "American navy rescued our sailors from pirates and we said thank you" thing has faded, Iran decides to roll over and sentence a captured American citizen to death  (cnn.com) (122)


Thu January 05, 2012
(Some Guy) Fail Building his resume for a future career with the DEA, Navy SEAL shoots self in head while demonstrating that his gun was not loaded  (nctimes.com) (284)


Wed January 04, 2012
(Chicago Tribune) Cool If you're a 90-something year old seaman who lost a shaving kit on a Navy submarine, the Manitowoc Maritime Museum would like a word with you  (chicagotribune.com) (27)


Tue January 03, 2012
(Reuters) Amusing Iran to U.S. Navy: Keep your fleet out of the Persian Gulf, or we'll publish pictures of us sinking your ships. U.S. Navy: That'd be one hell of a Photoshop job  (reuters.com) (512)


Mon January 02, 2012
(NYPost) Interesting With 160 kills, Navy SEAL Chris Kyle is the deadliest sniper in US history. The ghost of Simo Hayha smiles, pats the kid on the head, and allows that's not a half-bad day's work  (nypost.com) (264)


Thu December 29, 2011
(SanDiegoUnionTribune) Sad Marshall Ward, Navy commander during Cuban Missile Crisis, dead at 89. He is perhaps best known for piloting his ship 100 yards away from a Soviet vessel to inspect its cargo at the height of the standoff  (signonsandiego.com) (43)


Wed December 28, 2011
(Yahoo) Interesting U.S. sends the Iranians a little message about closing the strategic Strait of Hormuz if the West imposes sanctions. The U.S. Navy's 5th Fleet  (news.yahoo.com) (363)


Tue December 27, 2011
(The New York Times) Unlikely Iran threatens to sink own navy if its demands aren't met  (nytimes.com) (194)


Sun December 25, 2011
(Yahoo) Fail Worrying: You are commanding a US Navy vessel and maneuver to avoid hitting a trawler. Bad: You don't see the freighter now in your path: Embarrassing: The freighter sees you and moves out of the way: Fark: You are in a sub  (ca.news.yahoo.com) (123)


Thu December 22, 2011
(Fox News) Dumbass Iran announces plans to conduct Navy drills with...... CTRL+V, V, V, V, V, V, V, V....most fearsome, awe inspiring flotilla known to mankind  (foxnews.com) (139)


Wed December 21, 2011
(Some Guy) Spiffy A Navy tradition caught up with the repeal of 'Don't Ask Don't Tell' today when two women sailors became the first to share the coveted "first kiss" on the dock after one of them returned from 80 days at sea  (wtkr.com) (489)


Sat December 17, 2011
(Some Guy) Interesting Your tax dollars at work: The U.S. is forcing the Navy to buy 450,000 gallons of jet biofuel at $15 a gallon, or about four times the market price of conventional jet fuel  (blog.heritage.org) (166)


Wed December 14, 2011
(Some Guy) Scary For the latest round of "Real Story or Syfy Channel Movie?" we have black widow spiders infesting a navy warship  (connecticut.cbslocal.com) (63)
(STV.tv) Interesting Russian navy arrives off the coast of Scotland, possibly with questions over whether Loch Ness Monster is displaying enough enthusiasm for Vladimir Putin's re-election  (news.stv.tv) (29)


Sat December 10, 2011
(ESPN) Interesting What, you thought the college football regular season was over? It ain't over 'till Army and Navy play. Plus actual college football PLAYOFF games to round out a college football Saturday (Army-Navy 2:30 PM Eastern, CBS)  (espn.go.com) (220)


Thu December 08, 2011
(BBC) Interesting Female officers finally allowed on board Royal Navy submarines, but they'll remain mostly full of seamen....just like the submarines  (bbc.co.uk) (100)


Mon November 28, 2011
(Jacksonville.com) Obvious If the country was serious about ending the debt woes, it would cancel all military flyovers at professional sporting events  (jacksonville.com) (154)


Tue November 22, 2011
(Some Guy) Stupid Big East considering adding San Diego State to conference  (washingtonexaminer.com) (42)
(Some Guy) Followup Navy set to discharge 28 sailors on the USS Ronald Reagan for using Spice, folding space without proper authorization  (navytimes.com) (69)


Fri November 18, 2011
(UPI) Fail Aircraft carrier USS George H. W. Bush develops serious plumbing problems. Navy considering changing name of ship to USS Richard M. Nixon  (upi.com) (141)


Fri November 11, 2011
(Some Guy) Sappy Parents of fallen Navy SEAL who gave up career as artist to join SEAL Team 6 discover hidden treasure trove of over 150 of his paintings in their barn loft  (wtkr.com) (76)


Sun October 30, 2011
(SeattlePI) Sick Skipper gets three years in prison for rape. Poor Gilligan  (seattlepi.com) (80)


Fri October 21, 2011
(Yahoo) Cool Canada to upgrade Navy. Vows to provide each ship with paddles, patches and air pump  (news.yahoo.com) (94)
(Fox News) Obvious 64 People are busted for using pot that is not pot, but it's close enough to pot to be as illegal as pot. Bonus: they were all part of the Navy fleet that buried Osama bin Laden at sea. What a way piss away a career in a puff of smoke  (foxnews.com) (193)


Sun October 16, 2011
(Hot Air) Cool Not News: Hollywood movie about the navy SEALs. Farkin Awesome: All SEALs in the film played by actually Farkin SEALs, who wrote their own action scenes. Cool trailer  (hotair.com) (85)

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