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Headlines matching 'natural'
Sun April 13, 2014
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(Vice)
 
 
 
Japan introduces its largest warship since WW II, claims it's a destroyer even though it looks like a carrier. Naturally China has a problem with this
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Fri April 11, 2014
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
You're promoting your new Easter Bunny pizza, so naturally you C) construct a billboard made of dead rabbit fur
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Wed April 09, 2014
(Quartz)
 
 
 
After Russia's Gazprom hikes natural gas prices 80% for it's Ukrainian customers, Ukraine this morning reminded Russia that its natural gas pipeline to Europe all run through Ukraine, who can shut them off if they want
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(UPI)
 
 
 
They say 'write what you know.' So naturally, Kanye West pens a song about .... Kim Kardashian's ass
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Tue April 08, 2014
(Beermasters)
 
 
 
Here's a list of eight beers you should never drink, because they're full of deadly chemicals such as organic sugars, stuff made from edible plants and natural flavoring. That's right: Natural flavors will kill you
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Thu April 03, 2014
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
DEA Chief: Before you legalize pot, please think of all the puppies that will die from eating hash brownies, rather than dying naturally, like, say, being shot during a botched raid
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Thu March 27, 2014
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
OSHA asks any scientists submitting research to the agency, to disclose who paid for their research to ensure it is unbiased. Naturally Congressional Republicans have a HUGE problem with this
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Tue March 25, 2014
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Cooking with natural gas is as unhealthy for you as smoking cigarettes
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(NPR)
 
 
 
"Sorry about that natural gas explosion that killed your friend and neighbor. Here are some free pizza coupons for your whole town. Sincerely, Chevron"
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Sun March 23, 2014
(Gawker)
 
 
 
Bill Donohue turned down Pride parade's offer to march because he didn't want to take part in mandatory "gay training sessions," which naturally was just an informational meeting that tells everyone when and where to be to let the parade run smoothly
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(Zim Diaspora)
 
 
 
Church members beat man, because they claim he was using magic bluetooth device to have supernatural sex with women during service (link updated)
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Wed March 19, 2014
(Trust.org)
 
 
 
Yet another mystery hemorrhagic fever is set to come racing out of Africa. Naturally, it appears as 'flu-like' symptoms before your whole body just sorta liquefies
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Tue March 18, 2014
(Wired)
 
 
 
Actual pilot has theory about MH370 that is simple, logical, non-hysterical, and consistent with what an actual experienced pilot would do in the event of fire. So naturally the media are all over completely ignoring him in favor of wild speculation
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Thu March 13, 2014
(SacBee)
 
 
 
State officials in California are already the highest paid in the nation, so naturally they're about to vote themselves another pay raise
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Wed March 12, 2014
(Cape - Gazette)
 
 
 
Obit of the day: "There will be no viewing since his wife refuses to honor his request to have him standing in the corner of the room with a glass of Jack Daniels in his hand so he would appear natural to visitors"
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Tue March 11, 2014
(Natural News)
 
 
 
With the search for flight 370 continuing the far reaches of the internet start to speculate: Is time to consider the supernatural option?
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Fri March 07, 2014
(Chron)
 
 
 
Internet to Chevron: How dare you insult residents of small town impacted by natural gas explosion by offering them a free pizza? Town to internet: Shut up, we like pizza
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Thu March 06, 2014
(That Video Site)
 
 
 
So the Jehovah's Witnesses released an anti-masturbation video for the deaf, in American Sign Language. Naturally, the internet got a hold of it
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Wed March 05, 2014
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Ugly-assed prehistoric fish being re-introduced into Texas' only natural lake, thanks to efforts of group founded by Eagles singer Don Henley
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
New parents take infant to swanky ski resort and are appalled to find anonymous note under their door addressing their screaming baby, selfishness, lack of common sense and neighbors' ruined sleep. Naturally they run to the media
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Tue March 04, 2014
(Columbus Dispatch)
 
 
 
Apparently, the Ohio Dept. of Natural Resources website was also being used as cloud storage for porn videos. No word yet if the resources it contained were natural or synthetic in nature
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Blimps are back, and they could replace planes for shipping cargo to thinly-populated remote or isolated locations. Naturally, Canada is all over this
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Sun March 02, 2014
(SacBee)
 
 
 
"The natural explanation of 'successful' water dowsing is that in many areas water would be hard to miss. The dowser commonly implies that the spot indicated by the rod is the only one where water could be found, but this is not necessarily true"
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Thu February 27, 2014
(Toronto Sun)
 
 
 
Awesome photos of a little-observed but stunning natural event: light pillars. This is probably about as close as you'll come to ever seeing one
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Thu February 20, 2014
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Bad: Rio's Carnival bans topless dancers. Good: Rio's Carnival bans topless dancers with fake breasts
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Wed February 19, 2014
(Slate)
 
 
 
A look at why Facebook is full of idiotic half-baked stories about miracle cures claiming to be science. Shockingly, this has nothing to do with trying to cull the herd
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Tue February 18, 2014
(Fox News)
 
 
 
College textbook claims President Reagan cut taxes, reduced welfare handouts, and strengthened our military. Naturally, conservatives have a problem with this. Wait...what?
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(Salt Lake Tribune)
 
 
 
It's just another red state political agenda: pro-gun, pro-heterosexual relationships, pro-business, pro-CO2, pro-war.... wait...what?
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Mon February 17, 2014
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Man accidentally injures himself playing with model rockets. Naturally the government responds by burning his house down
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Fri February 14, 2014
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Those clean natural gas buses are wrecking our climate
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Thu February 13, 2014
(American Thinker)
 
 
 
Ironically, trying to ban the term "natural selection" from your science classrooms will increase its effects
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Your friends, the Columbia Gulf Transmission would like to remind Kentuckians that natural gas pipelines safe, and clean, and HOLY FARK, RUN FOR YOUR LIVES
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Tue February 11, 2014
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Company wants law changed to operate pedal-powered bars. Naturally, some people have decided to ruin the fun
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Mon February 10, 2014
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Same-day voter registration is among the most effective ways to boost participation in the election process. Naturally Republicans have a problem with this
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Tue February 04, 2014
(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
Colorado HS wanted to have a 'Murica Monday. School officials nixed the idea as being in poor taste. Changed to America Day. Naturally 'Muricans are having a problem with this
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Sun January 26, 2014
(Salon)
 
 
 
The Super Bowl is only a week away, so naturally it's time to publish an article that claims chicken wings are cruel, unusual, and disgusting so the delicious snack should be ruined for everyone. Thanks, Salon
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The five best Valentine's gifts for men. It was written by a woman, so naturally it's all about leather diaper bags, his-and-her coffee mugs and hot-water bottle cozies, rather than anything any man would actually want
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Sat January 25, 2014
(CBC)
 
 
 
Natural gas pipeline explosion near Otterburne. Also, Beaverburne, Mooseburne
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Thu January 23, 2014
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Three days ago, Fairfax County, VA, got about 5 inches of snow. Naturally, their schools were still closed today
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Tue January 21, 2014
(Salem Statesman-Journal)
 
 
 
Once again, just because it's "natural" and "local", there is no excuse for feeding your baby listeria contaminated bathtub cheese
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Mon January 20, 2014
(Bleacher Report)
 
 
 
One Seahawks fan possibly could have thrown around ten pieces of popcorn down on Navarro Bowman as he was carted off the field. This naturally means all Seahawks fans are the worst people ever and that Peyton Manning will be on Mount Rushmore
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(BusinessWeek)
 
 
 
Owner of Freedom Industries bought the company weeks before the West Virginia chemical spill. Naturally, he's blaming the polar vortex and setting up shell companies to lend money to himself
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Tue January 14, 2014
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
West Virginia chemical plant used a legal loophole to avoid inspections for 22 years. So naturally, John Boehner wants to know why President Obama didn't use his magic time machine to go back and fix the problem
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Fri January 10, 2014
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Penn State is desperately trying to move on from its devastating sexual scandal. So naturally they hire a coach who's had four players charged with rape and who once said that a potential assistant's wife is the most important thing about them
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Foster Farms: Always Natural, Always Fresh. Sometimes infested with cockroaches
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Fri January 03, 2014
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Skinny mother of four proves she can disconnect her jaw as naturally as other joints as she wins sammich-eating contest (with NEEDS-a-sammich pic)
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Wed December 25, 2013
(Sauk Valley News)
 
 
 
The Illinois Department of Natural Resources has approved a new final solution for dealing with the state's terrifying deer crisis. Naturally, some people have a problem with this
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Tue December 24, 2013
(WTKR)
 
 
 
Husband wants pregnant wife removed from life support. Both are paramedics and had clearly stated their final wishes. Naturally Texas has a problem with this
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Sun December 22, 2013
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Recent spike in liver injuries due to "it's safe because it's natural" herbal supplements
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Thu December 19, 2013
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Sofia Vergara shares her beauty secrets. Subby is guessing the top of the list is: Be born with gorgeous facial features, statuesque frame, and amazing natural breasts. Oh and an exotic accent and good sense of humor never hurt
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