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169 headlines found matching 'nate'
Tue May 26, 2015
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Hundreds of TSA badges missing at airport, authorities worried people may impersonate incompetence and groping
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Mon May 25, 2015
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Bomb squad detonates "suspicious" pressure cooker found in a car near the Capitol. So either it was a bomb, or someone's Memorial Day picnic just got ruined
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Sun May 24, 2015
(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
Will the Cleveland LeBrons continue to dominate Atlanta or will the Hawks actually put up a fight with Irving out of the lineup? Find out in your game 3 ECF game thread. Coverage starts at 8:30 PM EDT on TNT
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
So, how has the Senate been doing under the "new and improved" management this year? Oh, dear
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Sat May 23, 2015
(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
"We have the best fans in the world; it's unfortunate that they're roundly criticized for liking us," says the lead singer for the best rock band in existence
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Fri May 22, 2015
(Belleville News-Democrat)
 
 
 
Illinois Senate approves legislation that would make possession of marijuana similar to a traffic ticket, instead of jail time: "No court appearance required, a fine of up to $125, except in municipalities with stiffer penalties"
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Thu May 21, 2015
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
"I do have sex fantasies about (Hillary Clinton). I imagine she's bisexual and that she's deeply passionate"
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Wed May 20, 2015
(MSN)
 
 
 
You won what? Here are 33 weird and wonderful sports trophies for you to see, but because the de-sliding site is down, this is unfortunately a slideshow
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Tue May 19, 2015
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
If you've donated money to Cancer Fund of America, Cancer Support Services, Children's Cancer Fund of America and the Breast Cancer Society, we've got good news and bad news for you
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
House Majority Leader to Mitch McConnell: That's an awfully nice senate you got there, Mitch. Be a shame if we asked the NSA for some dirt on you. Maybe you should nip that in the bud now, before we make it your problem
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Submitter particularry bewildermented, furthermore, consternated that personalities supplying verbal structures to musical arrangements I don't like are dumb and requests to abbandon such activities
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Sat May 16, 2015
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Presidential candidate Ben Carson (R-eally loony) said he would not rule out military force against Russia and that the President is obligated to enforce the laws made by congress but not "judicial laws" that emanate from courts
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Fri May 15, 2015
(Politico)
 
 
 
Senate Democrats: My fellow Americans, the trade war starts in five minutes
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Wed May 13, 2015
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Senate finally decides it can work together in bipartisan harmony when it comes to REALLY sticking it up our collective ass
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(76)
 
(Headlines & Global News)
 
 
 
German engineers develop a car that can move sideways for parking, like a crab. Unfortunately it will only run on gas from a Shell station
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(Washington Times)
 
 
 
Phyllis Schlafly joins up with a meeting of 40 conservative groups bent on overthrowing the Republican establishment to nominate a "true conservative." Their plan? Keep the entire clown car together all the way to the convention
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Elizabeth Warren leads near unanimous Democratic Senate revolt against Obama, GOP and their corporate overlords
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Tue May 12, 2015
(NHL)
 
 
 
With the West final teams set & waiting, the Lightning have their third chance to eliminate the Canadiens and punch their ticket to the East final at home @7:30ET. Can they do it without Callahan, or Callahan's appendix?
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Mon May 11, 2015
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Unfortunately, a MLB pitcher having a great pick-off move to 1B loses a lot of its effectiveness if the first baseman is not there
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Sun May 10, 2015
(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Ozzy donated $10K to these Crazy Train Kids
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(When On Earth)
 
 
 
The world's most deadly bodies of water include a river filled with gold, silver, copper, and acid, a lake contaminated with radioactive waste, and a lagoon full of car parts, dead animals, and excrement
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Sat May 09, 2015
(The Detroit_News)
 
 
 
Thrill seekers donate $1,000 each to Nepal earthquake charity for chance to rappel down a Detroit skyscraper. Smarter people donate so their idiot friends can rappel down a Detroit skyscraper
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Thu May 07, 2015
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Chairman of Senate environment panel complains: No one ever talks about the benefits of carbon pollution
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Norwegian researcher pushes for the legalization of LSD. Mostly so residents can hallucinate that there's something better for dinner than a large plate of Lutefisk
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Old rules: Super PACs are unspeakably evil and should be banninated, and never you mind that Constitution thing. New rules: Super PACs are a vital tool for Hillary to fight the noble fight on behalf of (some) women
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Wed May 06, 2015
(Reuters)
 
 
 
German central banker quotes Dostoyevsky in passionate defense of need for bills and coins and real money in so-called "cashless currency" era. Not the part where some dude turned into a cockroach after he used a debit card, naturally
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Tue May 05, 2015
(CBS Chicago)
 
 
 
Remember in '09 when a 14 year old impersonated a Chicago police officer so well that he went out on patrol with another officer, and then he was charged in '13 for impersonating a police officer again? Well, guess what he's in the news for this week
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
The predominate reaction at the Garland, TX mosque to the nearby shootings seemed to be the same one a lot of us are going with: "A plague on both your houses"
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Mon May 04, 2015
(CBC)
 
 
 
One down, two to go. Rubella has been eliminated from the Western Hemisphere
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Fri May 01, 2015
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Ted Cruz (R-Eprobate): "The Senate rules are what I say they are, not what the Senate rules actually say." I know he thinks he is the True Messiah, but this is getting out of hand
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Wed April 29, 2015
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
NC Senate education Committee pases a law forbidding teachers from sharing their "poltical views" with students, oh and require schools to replace intro to American History with a "civics class" whose curriculum was written by the Koch brothers
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Josh Duggar: Christians who aren't allowed to discriminate against gays are victims of discrimination
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Five months after the release of the Senate torture report, somebody's finally being punished. Sure, it's the senate staffer who led the investigation into the abuses, but hey, it's something, right?
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Tue April 28, 2015
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Even before it opens in the U.S., Marvel Studios announces special Blu-Ray extended edition and alternate ending for Avengers: Age of Shut Up and Take ALL My Money
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(Variety)
 
 
 
Jayne Meadows, three-time Emmy-nominated actress and widow of TV icon Steve Allen, dies at 95
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Mon April 27, 2015
(Fark)
 
 
 
The Senate Lynches Obama, John Hinckley Jr. hoping to raise some Foster children, and apparently Mama June will eat ANYTHING: a few of Fark's favorite Headlines of the Week for 4/19 - 4/25
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Sun April 26, 2015
(Discover)
 
 
 
"While an individual may find comfort in having a robot or digital double impersonate a deceased loved one, others may well find this creepy" (pics)
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Sat April 25, 2015
(Sauk Valley News)
 
 
 
Twenty-four special education students attending a Special Education Cooperative School were given their very own prom, treated to a gourmet lunch and makeovers, all donated. "I never knew these kids didn't go to prom"
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(Equestria Daily)
 
 
 
They may feel like the same thing, but the H-word isn't "hiatus," it's "hibernate," and that means it's time for Rainbow Dash to say "Tanks for the Memories" on My Little Pony:FiM (11:30 ET, Discovery Family)
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Bruce Jenner comes out as a member of a party dominated by people who wish people like him didn't exist
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Chase Bank terminates all accounts belonging to a known drug lord
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Fri April 24, 2015
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
During his six years in office, President Obama has been to Saudi Arabia more times than he has to Canada: "Unfortunately, of modern presidents, Barack Obama appears to have the least appreciation of the strategic importance of Canada to the U.S"
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
C3PO and Luke Skywalker reminisce about old times and George Lucas's ability to direct actors: "Faster. More intensity...Hey, that's Oscar-nominated direction, my friend"
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Thu April 23, 2015
(WWLTV New Orleans)
 
 
 
The state shouldn't punish people who discriminate based on deeply held beliefs. Says the Governor who wouldn't have been allowed to eat at a Woolworth's lunch counter forty years ago based on people's deeply held beliefs
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Senate finally Lynches Obama
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Wed April 22, 2015
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Woman is angered by people mocking National Organization for Marriage's gofundme page and donates the money she was saving for a down payment on her house-all $777 dollars worth. Unclear if she was planning on buying a single or double-wide
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
"I am a cook in the US Senate. I work 70 hours a week at two jobs and I still need food stamps to feed my children"
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Mon April 20, 2015
(Disclose.tv)
 
 
 
Dying CIA agent: "Marilyn Monroe was a commie spy and I assassinated her for America"
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
In America, Free Speech is our most treasured right. We may not always agree with what's said, but we'll defend the right to say it. Unfortunately, it means that we also have to deal with this asshole
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Two weeks into the baseball season, and the NL East is shaping up like everyone expected with the dominant New York Mets leading the resilient Atlanta Braves by a game-and-a-half and wait, what? Seriously? This isn't some sort of alternate reality?
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Fri April 17, 2015
(The Tennessean)
 
 
 
Tennessee Senate kills bill to make the Bible the official state book. Opponents say that designating a state book could lead to more government intrusion, like being forced to build some libraries
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Thu April 16, 2015
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
NY senate leader under federal investigation for corruption, bringing the number of top state leaders being watched for sleazery up to...all of them
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Wed April 15, 2015
(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Protecting the huge manatee from huge humanity asshats
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Senate Democrats to all 50 governors: "Those are some mighty fine states you've got there, be a shame if something were to happen to them because you wouldn't listen to the EPA and now your states look like something out of a Dickens novel"
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Tue April 14, 2015
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Bill Kristol: If the Democrats nominate Hillary Clinton, why can't Republicans nominate Dick Cheney? Democrats: Please proceed, Mr. Kristol
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Mon April 13, 2015
(Badass Digest)
 
 
 
Joss Whedon talks about how Adam Baldwin "very sweetly begged me not to vaccinate my children"
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Sun April 12, 2015
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Senate GOP: That's a nice National Park system you have there, America. Would be a shame if we privatized it all and sold it to the lowest bidder
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(189)
 
(Pacific Standard Magazine)
 
 
 
"The Problem With Deploying Trigger Warnings:" The researchers and writers of this study say it's a ground-breaking, long-awaited look at trigger warnings in college syllabi. Everyone else, unfortunately, is afraid to read it
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Sat April 11, 2015
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Slanted "whackjob" questions for Republicans: "Do you believe creationism should be taught or that gays should be discriminated against?" Democratic "whackjob" questions: "Do you think we should raise Social Security benefits?"
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Just to clarify the last unfortunate fatwa, the Caliphate would like you to know it is NOT okay to kill and eat your wife if you're hungry
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Fri April 10, 2015
(Metro)
 
 
 
Oh, the huge manatee. OH. MY. GOD
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(27)
 


Thu April 09, 2015
(The Tennessean)
 
 
 
Tennessee House, Senate committees pass bill to make Bible the state book - all while claiming it doesn't promote Christianity above other religions
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Wed April 08, 2015
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Harry Reid sacrificed his eye to drink from Mimir's spring in order to gain the Wisdom of Ages, which explains why he no longer wants to be in the U.S. Senate
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(42)
 
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
"For nearly as long as hard drives have been in personal computers, the primary hard drive has been designated with the letter 'C'. But why?"
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Mon April 06, 2015
(Politico)
 
 
 
Harry Reid's senate seat isn't the most hotly contested seat in 2016. Mark Kirk's is. Green alien women everywhere agree
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(21)
 


Sun April 05, 2015
(Sports Illustrated)
 
 
 
Can the Cardinals win the NL Central for a 3rd straight season? Will the Cubs be mathematically eliminated from the playoffs before the bleachers get built? MLB kicks off the 2015 season tonight at Wrigley Field. 8pm ET on ESPN2
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(Bay News 9)
 
 
 
Theatergoer claims Cobb Cinemas discriminated against him and his big Cookie Monster bag just because he's a grown adult male (w/ pic and video)
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Fri April 03, 2015
(SILive)
 
 
 
In 2005, radiation levels 200 times normal were found across 265 acres of a national park due to contaminated fill used in the 1940s. A decade later, nothing has been done to clean it up
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Thu April 02, 2015
(Five Thirty-Eight)
 
 
 
Evil mastermind Nate Silver threatens the NHL's sacred tradition in which a team is rewarded for losing a game in overtime
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(62)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Bob Barker and a reincarnated Bill Cullen return to host The Price is Right for April Fool's Day
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(21)
 


Tue March 31, 2015
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Pence: We have to allow Christian businesses to discriminate against gays because of Obamacare. Ok, now he's starting to make sense
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(317)
 
(Science 2.0)
 
 
 
Two new species of primitive fish discovered, marinated
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(9)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
And thus ends the most exciting thing to happen in the Santa Monica Mountains since that unfortunate Boy Scout Jamboree back in '96
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(41)
 
(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
Historic Seattle restaurant announces plan to immediately raise minimum wage to $15 per hour and to eliminate all tipping
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(125)
 


Sat March 28, 2015
(Boston Herald)
 
 
 
Liberals: Ok, so you don't want to be President. How about Senate Minority Leader? Elizabeth Warren: Leave me alone dammit
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Fri March 27, 2015
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Massive wave of "compassionate leave" requests have hit employers this week because of: A) grief over family killed in the GermanWings crash, B) family home with the flu, or C) Zayn Malik quitting One Direction
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Thu March 26, 2015
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Arizona's GOP-dominated legislature passes a bill barring women from buying insurance with abortion coverage on the state exchange, because it's high time government got smaller and stopped interfering with the free market and people's private lives
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(248)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Buck announces retirement from baseball. Unfortunately it's not the one you want to
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(33)
 
(Austin Statesman)
 
NewsFlash
 
If your commute includes I-35 north of Austin, you might want to find an alternate route home this afternoon
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(267)
 


Wed March 25, 2015
(Bleacher Report)
 
 
 
Two of the best wrestling promotions today air their business on Wednesday nights. Unfortunately, it's at the same time, so this is your NXT/Lucha Underground clusterfark thread (8 pm ET on WWE Network and El Rey Network respectively)
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(129)
 
(Digital Spy)
 
 
 
The Fifty Shades of Grey DVD will feature an alternate ending. Let's hope everybody dies in it and spares us a sequel
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(37)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Investment manager says that China looks a lot like the U.S. in 2008. Unfortunately the U.S. looks a lot like China in 1947
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(13)
 


Tue March 24, 2015
(Politico)
 
 
 
Kirsten Gillibrand, Cory Booker and RAND PAUL are leading the young senate's charge toward pot reform. And by charge, I mean they're running headlong into a wall of stupid from the old guard
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(44)
 
(The Japan News)
 
 
 
The resurgent sport of sumo is dominated by endorsements and sponsorships to an extent that would appall even the NCAA
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(27)
 


Mon March 23, 2015
(io9)
 
 
 
Here are some of cinema's most iconic sounds - and where they originated
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(34)
 


Sun March 22, 2015
(Jayski's Silly Season Site)
 
 
 
Can Harvick continue to dominate? Will Busch take advantage of the pole? It's the Auto Club 400 from Yawn, er, Fontana (3:00PM ET, FOX)
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(817)
 
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Former Philadelphia Eagles safety Nate Allen plans to sue the Fort Myers Police after he beat the beating off wrap they tried to put on him
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(5)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
"Is Donatello from the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles dead? It's complicated"
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(29)
 
(The New Republic)
 
 
 
Pundit wants to eliminate the word "taxpayer" when discussing budgets because of its negative connotations. Subby suggests other more accurate terms, such as "theft victims" or "patsies"
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(126)
 
(AZ Family)
 
 
 
Rare quadruplet calves born. Milk now comes from de-calf-inated cow
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(17)
 


Fri March 20, 2015
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
All this time you've been peeling mangoes, potatoes, and pomegranates the wrong way
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(54)
 


Thu March 19, 2015
(Politico)
 
 
 
IRS is planning on policing PACs and other political non-profits. In a totally unrelated note, the bill to completely defund the IRS has just gotten a unanimous vote in both the House and Senate
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(33)
 


Wed March 18, 2015
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Stockbrokers upset at SEC proposal to designate them as "fiduciaries" which would require them to put their clients' interests ahead of their own when advising, saying small customers won't have access to "high quality investment advice"
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(52)
 
(WFLA Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
Oh the huge manatee populations
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(61)
 


Tue March 17, 2015
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Tom Cotton finally makes his first speech on the floor of the Senate... and invokes Hitler in under a minute, breaking the record for "Shortest Time to Create A Little Fuhrer"
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(162)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
NJ Senate urges judge to reject Christie's settlement with Exxon under the "This is too corrupt, even for us" argument
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(69)
 


Mon March 16, 2015
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Top six UK driving test failures, which includes a candidate crashing the car into the test center and one where the assessor's wig fell off resulting in the test being terminated due to "unforeseen circumstances"
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(59)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Maryland man triumphs over his demons. Unfortunately, they were in a pastor who was praying over him
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(19)
 
(Wimp)
 
 
 
Arguing on the internet explained via germ theory. CDC dispatched to vaccinate the Politics Tab
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(17)
 


Sun March 15, 2015
(CNN)
 
 
 
Senate Republicans decide that they'd rather keep Eric Holder as Attorney General for a while
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(38)
 


Sat March 14, 2015
(Science 2.0)
 
 
 
"Massive bodies like higgs bosons, W and Z bosons can be identified and discriminated from backgrounds, and the theoretical issues connected with the topology of QCD radiation in boosted coloured objects are certainly of general interest"
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(22)
 
(WTKR)
 
 
 
Fourth grader's passionate speech about 'real barbecue' will make you question what real BBQ is, cry
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(32)
 


Fri March 13, 2015
(Celebrity Net Worth)
 
 
 
This guy makes $250k a year to impersonate Zach Galifianakis, so enjoy your hellish job today
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(76)
 


Thu March 12, 2015
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
To the list of those offering a nice, steaming, cup of STFU to the Senate Republicans who wrote an "open letter" to Iran trying to undermine any possible nuclear deal, you can add Germany's foreign minister
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Wed March 11, 2015
(Breitbart.com)
 
 
 
Joe Biden, "In thirty-six years in the United States Senate, I cannot recall another instance in which Senators wrote directly to advise another country, much less a longtime foreign adversary." Yeah, about that
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(223)
 
(ABC7 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Cheer Up, Emo Caffeinates: Seattle chain remodels "The Most Depressing Starbucks in America"
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(42)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
"Chinese Communist Party leaders are deathly afraid that the Dalai Lama will not have an afterlife. Worried enough that this week, officials repeatedly warned that he must reincarnate, and on their terms"
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(47)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Obama is to blame for the Iran letter since he was going to veto any review of the Iran negotiations that he wouldn't explain to the Senate anyway. So, uh, divided government for the win
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(182)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
In an alternate universe, the US entered the war in April, 1941. Why? Because the US received one of the priceless original copies of the Magna Carta from a hopeful British government
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(85)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Tim Burton to direct live action Dumbo movie. Unfortunately, I don't think Johnny Depp's ears are big enough for the starring role
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(41)
 


Tue March 10, 2015
(US Institute of Peace)
 
 
 
Senate GOP to Iran: Even if you reach a nuclear deal, we'll never honor it once Obama leaves. Iran: According to your own constitution, you can't do what you just described
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Mon March 09, 2015
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Kentucky GOP conveniently find way for Rand Paul to run for both Senate and President, despite a state law saying he can't
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(100)
 


Sat March 07, 2015
(Bleacher Report)
 
 
 
Jimmy Butler to high school junior: If you can make a 3-pointer with one hand, I'll donate $10K to your school - and I'll give you 3 tries. HS Junior: Thanks, but I won't need three attempts
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(15)
 


Fri March 06, 2015
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Two NFL players to donate their brains to science. Researchers turn down a similar offer from Pete Carroll after realizing his doesn't work well under game deciding conditions
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(25)
 


Thu March 05, 2015
(Five Thirty-Eight)
 
 
 
Nate Silver is calling it for Obamacare
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(113)
 
(The Hill)
 
 
 
GOP unveils bill to prevent discrimination against religious organizations that discriminate
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(108)
 
(Denver Post)
 
 
 
Former Denver Bronco, Nate Jackson, calls for NFL to allow marijuana, states he avoided painkillers during his six-year career, self-medicated with marijuana instead: "It kept my brain clean"
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(23)
 


Wed March 04, 2015
(Think Progress)
 
 
 
Can't get your bill to discriminate through committee? Hold the vote during a bathroom break
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(136)
 


Tue March 03, 2015
(Metro)
 
 
 
It's a stinging lesson but if you've urinated on a beehive be prepared to get stung in the jiblies
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(48)
 


Mon March 02, 2015
(Newser)
 
 
 
Acknowledging it's "very unfortunate timing" to be discussing a repeal of the state's mandatory seat-belt law just days after a 75-car pile up on the state's main interstate, the GOP sponsor of the bill is pressing ahead anyway, because, freedom
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(324)
 


Sun March 01, 2015
(American Thinker)
 
 
 
Area man passionate defender of what he imagines "Star Trek" to be
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(214)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Ok, fine. I am finally getting vaccinated. But it has nothing to do with your shaming. Now can you please shut up and leave me alone?
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(82)
 


Fri February 27, 2015
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Senate set to pass Homeland funding bill. No word on whether Californication and Nurse Jackie will also be covered
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(47)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Why immigrants never did take your job: "Immigration does not keep down wages or lead to an increase in unemployment. Immigrants don't even disproportionately take new jobs. The economic effects we presumed of immigration appear to be false"
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(109)
 


Thu February 26, 2015
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
If you visited the Menards in Long Grove, Illinois recently you were exposed to measles. Thanks, unvaccinated idiots
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(28)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Member of House Committee on Science, Space, and Technology: My kids didn't get vaccinated, and they're fine
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(107)
 


Wed February 25, 2015
(Think Progress)
 
 
 
Republican Assemblywoman suggests that cancer is a fungus that can be flushed out with sodium cardonate. Still no actual cure for cancer
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(89)
 


Tue February 24, 2015
(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Nineteen. Nineteen manatees stuck in a drain pipe. Ah ah ah
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(91)
 
(Japan Times)
 
 
 
A toddler in Germany has died of measles. Good thing he wasn't vaccinated or something terrible might have happened to him
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(102)
 


Mon February 23, 2015
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Russia denounces the US for having brought "chaos" to the Middle East because of its desire to "dominate the entire world", then went on to denounce the extreme blackness of the Kettle
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(52)
 


Sun February 22, 2015
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Fernando Alonso airlifted to hospital after 150 mph crash in F1 testing. NASCAR drivers to be on best behavior today to eliminate trifecta from play
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(12)
 


Sat February 21, 2015
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
DIY (Detonate It Yourself)
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(11)
 


Fri February 20, 2015
(NBC 15 Madison)
 
 
 
Worker shot in foot at blood bank, sets new record for blood donated
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(10)
 
(Supercompressor)
 
 
 
If you can carbonate water why can't you carbonate whiskey, tequila or vodak?
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(95)
 


Thu February 19, 2015
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Couple plan on leaving their fortune to monkey. No word yet on designated spanker
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(19)
 


Wed February 18, 2015
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
"Thousands of women have donated their wedding dresses so they can be made into beautiful burial gowns for babies"
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(95)
 
(CBS Cleveland)
 
 
 
Cleveland Browns to unveil new logo next week. Unfortunately not unveiling better defense, offense, special teams, coaching, etc
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(34)
 


Tue February 17, 2015
(Softpedia)
 
 
 
Scientists baffled by mysterious plumes shooting 250km into Martian atmosphere, have eliminated 'bad oyster'
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(113)
 
(Sun Journal (Maine))
 
 
 
If a newspaper puts a big red CANCELLED graphic over a front page headline about a blizzard, don't be surprised when readers call to ask if their subscription has been terminated
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(17)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
Layer after layer of this pancake mashup you could probably devour, that is until you got to the marinated chicken mayo with black pepper layer
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(48)
 
(WebMD)
 
 
 
New poll says 1 in 4 people think it's okay not to vaccinate kids for personal or religious reasons, as long as there is a good barber-surgeon in the neighborhood who has proficiency with leeches and blood lettings
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(187)
 


Mon February 16, 2015
(Metro)
 
 
 
Oxford University lists 12 ways the world could end. Unfortunately 7 of them are tied to Ted Cruz being elected President
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(22)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
"Rand Paul is actively looking for ways to run for both president and re-election to the U.S. Senate, something standard in many states, but not legal in his home state of Kentucky"
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(118)
 


Sun February 15, 2015
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Health Department orders school districts to determine which students are unvaccinated, thereby putting everyone at risk because their parents believe what a faded MTV actor says. Maybe we should put the unvaccinated in their own schools
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(117)
 


Sat February 14, 2015
(ARCA Racing)
 
 
 
Can Grant Enfinger pull of back to back season opening wins? Can Bobby Gerhart dominate Daytona once again? Will the brakes on these cars finally work? It's the Lucas Oil 200 live at 4:15pm on Fox Sports One and MRN
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(165)
 


Thu February 12, 2015
(KSDK St. Louis)
 
 
 
Inventor designs a nearly 100% accurate fingerprint sensor that could eliminate accidental child shootings and render stolen guns useless. So of course everyone hates it
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(659)
 


Wed February 11, 2015
(Reuters)
 
 
 
San Francisco utility company says a severe penalty for the worker who urinated in the reservoir is their #1 priority
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(33)
 


Tue February 10, 2015
(Charleston Gazette)
 
 
 
A year after a toxic leak contaminated drinking water for 300K residents, West Virginia lawmakers are considering weakening chemical tank safety laws and protecting the coal industry from enforcement of water quality standards
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(146)
 
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Senate approves Botticelli as drug czar, believe his linear style exemplifies the grace of the Renaissance
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(7)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
This totally real picture of a totally real quiz taken by a totally real student in a totally real classroom proves that teachers are trying to indoctrinate students against the GOP
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(109)
 


Mon February 09, 2015
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
With their snowflakes getting sick, anti-vaxxers start getting their kids vaccinated. Just kidding, measles parties are a thing now
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(450)
 


Sun February 08, 2015
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
USPS makes headlines by posting a revenue gain of 4.3%. Unfortunately, they make bigger headlines with a 1Q loss of $754 million ... twice as much as last year
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(72)
 
(Cheddar Valley Gazette)
 
 
 
Student put in isolation over charity head shave released after four days - and £18,000 richer for charity. Thanks to all Farkers who donated
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(32)
 


Fri February 06, 2015
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Twitter CEO admits he sucks at dealing with trolls, most likely because he doesn't want to alienate the majority of his users
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(26)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Autism Speaks weighs in on vaccine controversy: "Definitely need to vaccinate your kids, definitely. Don't want to skip that. Definitely don't skip it"
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Wed February 04, 2015
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Drunk, high, violently ill, unvaccinated and pulling your hair out is no way to show up for the trial of a mass murderer, son
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(24)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Rand Paul gets vaccinated, is now 10.55832853 times more likely to not shut up about it
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(170)
 
(Vice)
 
 
 
Vegan restaurant refuses to exterminate its cockroaches because it didn't want to kill animals
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(38)
 


Tue February 03, 2015
(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Residents donate $5K to animal control for net gun to capture Shaggy. Hopefully, they'll stick with the shotgun for Scrappy-Doo
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(37)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
The 2016 presidential election could be a single-issue campaign, and that issue is whether children should be vaccinated or not
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(187)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Rand Paul channels his inner Michelle Bachmann, cites personal knowledge of kids who wound up with profound mental disorders after getting vaccines. It's almost like he was vaccinated himself
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(340)
 


Mon February 02, 2015
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Pastor tells Montana state senators that not being allowed to discriminate against the gays would prevent him from displaying his religion 'openly and proudly'
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(120)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
The Georgia state senate doesn't know where this whole "slavery" thing came from, but they would like it removed from textbooks at once
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(171)
 


Sun February 01, 2015
(KOB4)
 
 
 
Woman misdials number, offers the man who answered lots of drugs. Unfortunately for her, the man who answered was a detective. How hard is it to dial 912?
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(35)
 


Sat January 31, 2015
(AL.com)
 
 
 
Alabama trucker reminder: If you suddenly need to pull out a tooth while driving, please use a designated rest area
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(9)
 


Fri January 30, 2015
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Corruption trifecta complete in New York as Preet Bharara looks into GOP senate leader's outside "work". In other news, an assistant animal-control secretary in Steuben County has been identified as the one official who's not on the take
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(19)
 


Thu January 29, 2015
(AZ Family)
 
 
 
Bad: allowing unvaccinated children into public schools. Asinine: allowing unvaccinated patients into children's cancer wards
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(193)
 
(WATE Knoxville)
 
 
 
Baby too young to be vaccinated held in quarantine after outbreak of herd stupidity
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(143)
 


Wed January 28, 2015
(Iceland Review)
 
 
 
Iceland's McDonald's closed in 2009, and the last burger was donated to the National Museum. Now it's on display at a local hostel, where people marvel at its pristine state. "Some people have even stolen some of the fries"
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(34)
 

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