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264 headlines found matching 'nate'
Sun May 28, 2017
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(Five Thirty-Eight)
 
 
 
Nate Silver observes that LeBron has trashed his forecasting system that didn't like Cavs' playoff chances, searches for reasons system failed. He has practice in doing this, you can tell
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Sat May 27, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Hey, Trump. How ya doin? When you get a chance, could you go ahead and forward to us your records of every single contact you've ever made with Russia since you announced your candidacy? kthxbye -- Heads of the Senate Intelligence Committee
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Fri May 26, 2017
(Twitter)
 
 
 
"We're deciding whether to replace the battery in the smoke alarm, whether to listen to the bells on the train crossing gates, and should we eliminate all traffic signals?" It's your Rachel Maddow thread, 9pm Eastern
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(Gothamist)
 
 
 
Odds are good for New York State to establish the country's first universal health program, just looking for the 32nd sponsor in the Republican State Senate in Albany. Good luck with that
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Senate GOP: Democrats can't pay us back for blocking all of Obama's judicial nominations if we disallow blocking judicial nominees
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
New York Yankees are dropping home run bombs on their opponents. Unfortunately they're also bombing at ticket sales
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(Gallup)
 
 
 
Americans still see manufacturing as the key to job creation. Unfortunately the only thing we're able to still manufacture are part time jobs that pay minimum wage
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Wed May 24, 2017
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
House and Senate intel subpoena Flynn's companies for their records because they can't take the 5th yet, Trump's companies are not IDing foreign government visitors and Rachel will explain how it ties together at 9 PM EDT on MSNBC
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
In case you wanted to, I dunno, write your Congresscritters or something. Here are 66 programs that Trump's budget plan would eliminate. Who needs OSHA training anyway?
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Senate Intelligence Committee to Mike Flynn, we will see your fifth and raise you a pair. A pair of subpoenas on your businesses
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Tue May 23, 2017
(Action News Jacksonville)
 
 
 
Woman, 43, arrested for "passionately kissing" 14-year-old. And she's not even a teacher (with mugshot)
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Manafort and Stone: Hey Mike, we're neck deep in corruption too, but you don't see us trying to wag our dicks at the Senate
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(McClatchy DC)
 
 
 
The Saudis gave Trump $360b in deals hoping Trump would rescind the 9/11 lawsuit law. Unfortunately, they are about to learn what Americans already know, the man is not so much a deal maker, as he is a promise breaker
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Remember when everyone was saying the Senate will save the American people from the most draconian portions of the House passed TrumpCare bill? Good times, good times
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Senate confirms Terry Branstad, the governor who ruined Iowa, as ambassador to China
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Mon May 22, 2017
(WHEC Rochester)
 
 
 
It's a bear-y unfortunate situation as a black bear cub forced the cancellation of baseball and softball games
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(Five Thirty-Eight)
 
 
 
Nate Silver says that Trump has somewhere between an even chance and a 1-in-4 chance of being impeached, which is about the same as what he said about Trump being elected
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Sun May 21, 2017
(AlterNet)
 
 
 
Today in alternate history: What would have happened in a Sanders vs Trump race instead of a Donald vs Hillary race?
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Sat May 20, 2017
(Equestria Daily)
 
 
 
10+ My Little Pony fan artists are hosting a charity livestream event tomorrow to help a fellow artist who recently had his car - and most of his possessions - stolen. (LGT to event details, ways to participate/donate)
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Fri May 19, 2017
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Pensioners are angered that Tories and Theresa May want to eliminate their discount winter fuel, so they may turn out in record numbers to vote in Labour and Jeremy Corbyn
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Thu May 18, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Almost $52,000 worth of caviar donated by an anonymous Russian for a lavish party. Well what else would you expect from Donald Trum.......wait, Pippa Middleton?
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(Daily Kos)
 
 
 
Trumpscare hasn't been passed to the Senate yet because Paul Ryan is an idiot
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
FCC votes to eliminate net neutrality, opening the door for monthly subscriptions to $10 CompleteFark, $15 SuperFark, and $20 MegaFark
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Senate: "Yeah, we've decided to subpoena you over this whole Russia thing". Flynn: "Yeah? Go fark yourself" (Article Updated: Flynn has actually not responded yet)
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Unfortunate Supermodel suffers wardrobe malfunction at Cannes, and now everybody knows her name, she's in every newspaper, everyone is talking about her, and...oh, I get it
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Wed May 17, 2017
(Politico)
 
 
 
Not wanting to be left in the dust by the Senate, Jason Chaffetz (R-UT) invites former FBI Director James Comey to testify before the House Oversight Committee
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(WHO TV Des Moines)
 
 
 
"The kids had fun, followed the rules, and made lifelong memories. Unfortunately, for kids in 2 of those vehicles, those memories will include that time the teachers were drunk and drove us to the airport"
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(CNN)
 
 
 
US Senate GOP: Outing a Republican for commiting a federal crime will soon be illegal
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Tue May 16, 2017
(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
On this date 149 years ago, the Senate voted in the impeachment trial of Andrew Johnson. Just crossed my mind for some reason
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Rep. Pat Tiberi (R-OH) has decided against running to challenge Dem. Incumbent Sherrod Brown for his senate seat. Just feels that 2018 is really not going to be his year...for some mysterious reason
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(Politico)
 
 
 
"A review of congressional lawmakers' stock transactions over the past two years shows 34 House and Senate lawmakers have bought and sold more than 100 stocks, putting their financial interests regularly in conflict with their work on Capitol Hill"
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Senate Republicans run into a few snags on Obamacare repeal, one of those being "We haven't made any decisions"
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Mon May 15, 2017
(The Hill)
 
 
 
The Senate issued a subpoena to the WH for documents about Flynn-that's good, But if the WH ignores the subpoena it's up to Jeff Sessions-who is also a target of the probe-to enforce it-that's bad. But the subpoena comes with a free frozen yogurt
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Sun May 14, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
The latest thing making you fat? Carbonated water
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Fri May 12, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
AG Sessions tells prosecutors to charge suspects with the most severe crimes they can prove. Senate Intelligence Committee writes "treason" next to Trump's name
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Sacrificial lamb will address the Senate on Comey's retaliatory termination
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Thu May 11, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
House of Cards' stars say, unfortunately our show cannot out-crazy Trump. I mean, we could have Spacey do hand-stands on the White House lawn in a tu-tu and that would seem tame compared to Trump and his antics
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
McCabe speaks, Rosenstein runs for the Senate and the Russians troll Trump. Get your liquor and popcorn, it's The Rachel Maddow Show discussion thread. Show is live on MSNBC at 9 PM EDT
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(Page Six)
 
 
 
Justin Bieber hijacks bus full of adorable children. Unfortunately, the police were not told and Bieber was fatally shot
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Deputy Attorney General and Comey firing patsy Rod Rosenstein takes a trip to the Senate Intelligence Committee, asks to have a quick chat
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(AOL)
 
 
 
Comey infuriated Trump because he refused to let him preview his Senate testimony. Trump considered this an act of insubordination by an employee. You know, kinda like how our employee refuses to show us his tax returns
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(C-SPAN)
 
 
 
Will someone bring up the Comey firing? Will anyone question McCabe or Dan Coats about Trump-Russia investigations? Will the hearing actually discuss what it was set out to do? THIS is your Senate Intelligence Hearing Thread (10am start time)
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Wed May 10, 2017
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Step up for round 3: Senate Intel Committee invites Comey to testify next week. The popcorn will be delicious
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Senate Intelligence Committee asks for all the pertinent financial data from Trump's entire transition team
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(C-SPAN)
 
 
 
What's gonna happen on the Senate floor? This is your Democratic Insurgency thread #1. Action kicks off at 9:30AM EDT (link fixed)
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
RIP porn magnate Richard Basciano, who helped make Times Square the fun place it was, before Giuliani and Disney ruined it
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(Daily Kos)
 
 
 
A short summation of yesterday's Senate Hearing, with commentary
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Tue May 09, 2017
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Trump Administration on working on vetting procedures for immigrants :"We've put our pens down ... [w]e haven't done any work on it." You know what? Just eliminate "on vetting procedures for immigrants" and post this headline for the next 7 years
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
It's the damnedest thing: You settle one or two sexual harassment suits for eight-figures and suddenly every one ELSE you've discriminated against for decades starts popping up
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Mon May 08, 2017
(NW Florida Daily News)
 
 
 
Is your meth contaminated with deadly gluten? This police department will check it for free
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Pop your popcorn and pour your drinks. What will Rachel have to say about today's damning testimony in front of the Senate? Will Trump rage-tweet some more? This is YOUR Rachel Maddow Show discussion thread. (9PM EDT on MSNBC)
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(Take Care)
 
 
 
Trump Administration: We're not discriminating against a group unless we discriminate against all members of the group. Lawyers: Stop trying to make this argument happen. It's not going to happen
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Yates-Flynn timeline shows how Trump administration may have been engaged in coordinated cover-up
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(C-SPAN)
 
 
 
Will Yates tell us that Trump knew about Flynn's crookedness long before he was fired? Will Clapper admit the Russians won? Will Trump live tweet during the hearing? THIS Is your Senate Judiciary Hearing on Russian Interference thread (2:30 start)
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Sun May 07, 2017
(UPI)
 
 
 
Austria's Green Party teaches women how to urinate standing up; your party teaches squat
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Sat May 06, 2017
(Chron)
 
 
 
Texas senate votes to drop the state's mandatory vehicle safety inspection. All noble Texans should immediately head to a scrapyard, buy whatever clapped out piece of crap their heart has been yearning for all these years, and enjoy the open road
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(Hartford Courant)
 
 
 
Oh the Huge Manatee turns 80
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(Irish Central)
 
 
 
Justin Trudeau wears mismatched droid socks to meet with Irish PM on "Star Wars Day" and the internet loses its freakin' mind. So then, British=Empire, Theresa May=Darth Vader? Alienated Trek voters vent to the right
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Fri May 05, 2017
(IFL Science)
 
 
 
This new learning fascinates me Sir Bedevere. Explain to me again how pig bladders can be used to regenerate muscles
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(TwinCities.com)
 
 
 
MN Senate votes for state-level protections for internet privacy 66-1, then the committee co-chaired by the only Senator who voted against it removes them before the bill is finalized
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Thu May 04, 2017
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Donald Trump: "Australia has a better healthcare system than us. And when the ACHA passes the Senate, it'll stay that way for the foreseeable future"
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(Politico)
 
 
 
More Great news for Congressional Republicans: All Senate GOP leaders except Yertle are term-limited in their current positions and so there will be an internal fight to replace them just as the Senate tries to tackle Obamacare and tax reform
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(The New Yorker)
 
 
 
Ranking Dem on the Senate Intel Committee gives 2 to 1 odds of Trump not finishing his term. Lots of other words and umlauts in article
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(Washington Examiner)
 
 
 
For all the sturm und drang over the House ACA repeal, it turns out the Senate won't even vote on it, preferring instead to write their own bill
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(Breitbart.com)
 
 
 
Hell freezes over as Baba Yaga says "If this is the budget deal we get when Republicans control the House, the Senate and the presidency, there's no point in ever voting for a Republican again." On Breitbart no less
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Wed May 03, 2017
(Five Thirty-Eight)
 
 
 
Nate Silver: Why is everyone skipping around the fact that Comey's letter probably cost Hillary the election?
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(C-SPAN)
 
 
 
Will Comey admit the Steele dossier is all true? Will Grassley be an assley? Will we ever get to the bottom of this? THIS is your "Comey's 🎵 testify, testify, come on down and testify🎵" Senate Judiciary Committee Hearing thread (10am ET start time)
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Tue May 02, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Democrats victory in the new spending bill was so lopsided that despite the GOP having the Presidency and majorities in the House and Senate, Democrats now believe they can block Trump's legislative priorities for years to come
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
GOP: Hmm, there are still women we've not yet alienated
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: My brother can't father a child; I donated sperm so he and his wife could have kids. He had an affair and married the woman; she's petty and nasty. They want to have a baby and I don't want to give them my sperm. What do I do?"
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Mon May 01, 2017
(Shanghaiist)
 
 
 
In Trump's alternate reality he's already gotten China to stop manipulating its currency
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Sat April 29, 2017
(NHL)
 
 
 
Head East and watch the two playoff games that are on tap for Saturday. Will the Senators trounce on the Rangers once more? Will the Capitals gain a win or will the Penguins continue to dominate them in the playoffs? The action starts at 3:00 PM ET
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Fri April 28, 2017
(Bozeman Daily Chronicle)
 
 
 
Montana Senate votes to suspend rules of space and time
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Thu April 27, 2017
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
New House Obamacare repeal bill is already flatlining on the Senate EKG unit
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Tue April 25, 2017
(Slate)
 
 
 
Is the Senate dragging its feet investigating Russia and the election?
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Clapper & Yates to testify at Senate Hearing on Russian hacking on May 8. How will they "accidently" die between now and May 7th?
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(The News & Observer (NC))
 
 
 
Proof that not all members of the GOP are worthless farking pieces of shiat. Republican judge retires so that a Democratic judge can take his spot before the seat is eliminated. Fark: NC Judge
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Mon April 24, 2017
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Entire Senate called to White House for briefing on NOKO, oh no
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
Nate Silver says the media is responsible for Hillary Clinton's loss
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Fri April 21, 2017
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
United Airlines reaccommodates Senate deadline to explain passenger dragging incident
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(Five Thirty-Eight)
 
 
 
For some reason, scientists usually donate to Democrats rather than Republicans. I wonder why that could be
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Firefighter who fell to his death was renowned heavy metal drummer who was once offered a spot in Grammy nominated metal band, Hatebreed. He had been the drummer for Internal Bleeding, which was ironically how he died
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Thu April 20, 2017
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Trump to nominate former Massachusetts Senator Scott Brown as ambassador to Middle-Earth
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Wed April 19, 2017
(Five Thirty-Eight)
 
 
 
Nate Silver: Trump probably won't defy gravity. Trump: Screw you, I'm floating to the moon
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
New Poll show that Ted Cruz is being beaten in the TX senate race...by Castro
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
New research finds first graders are better at reading than children a decade ago. Unfortunately, only in abbreviations, acronyms and emojis
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Mon April 17, 2017
(The Hill)
 
 
 
"Trump's Syrian strike comes as a welcome change in America's tone towards Middle East" writes man from alternate timeline
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Sat April 15, 2017
(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
If you're going to impersonate a cop, do not pull over real cops. Florida difficulty: the real cop was in full uniform
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Wednesday Trump: Export-Import Bank is bad for America. Thursday Trump: Export-Import Bank is good for America. Friday Trump: Let me nominate an Export-Import Bank hater to run the Export-Import Bank
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Fri April 14, 2017
(Five Thirty-Eight)
 
 
 
Nate Silver says the Cavs only have a 2% chance of winning the NBA title
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(London Evening Standard)
 
 
 
New study says an hour of running may add seven hours to a person's life. Unfortunately that extra time is usually spent trying to catch their breath
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Thu April 13, 2017
(NBC News)
 
 
 
U.S. threatens to bomb North Korea if another nuke is detonated. Come on guys, this isn't funny anymore. Cut it out
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
While Silicon Valley robots specialize in delivering pizza or folding your laundry, Northrop Grumman is developing robots that save lives -- or, as with the Dallas cop-killer, terminate them
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(White House)
 
 
 
You, too, can help reorganize the Executive Branch of government. Bonus: not only do you get to select what departments to reform or eliminate, but you can write in your own helpful suggestions; something no doubt Farkers will take seriously
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Pearl Mackie just alienated herself from Doctor Who fans because she assumed the TARDIS ran on space gas
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
L.A. assembly women want to eliminate sales taxes on tampons and diapers and increase them on alcohol which will have the added benefit of decreasing conception of babies which will decrease the need for diapers. It's the circle of life
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Texas lawmakers seek to reduce backlog in rape kit testing by asking motorists to donate at the DMV
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Wed April 12, 2017
(Think Progress)
 
 
 
White House budget director says Trump promise to eliminate debt was just 'hyperbole.' You shouldn't take the President seriously or literally
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Unfortunately not so rare Furry Convention trifecta complete with this confession of a formerly secret furry
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Alabama Senate advances vote to pave way for sharia law
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Tue April 11, 2017
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Not content with the FBI, Treasury, and the House and Senate intelligence committees getting in on the Russiagate action, the GAO announces their own investigation into the Trump transition
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(Fox 7 Austin)
 
 
 
Texas judge ruled for a second time that the state's voter ID laws discriminate against minorities. If she has to tell them again, she threatened to put Texas in timeout until it can play nice with everyone
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Mon April 10, 2017
(Network World)
 
 
 
DARPA wants to eliminate "patch & pray" with shake n bake
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(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
If you see hyperactive, over-caffeinated fish zipping around in Michigan rivers, this is why
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Senate Democrats reveal plan to pull an Atlanta Falcons with SCOTUS filibuster rules when back in power
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(C|Net)
 
 
 
Labor Department says Google pays women employees less than men. Fortunately it wasn't all that widespread as it only affected the three women who are actually on the Google payroll
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
The Senate's new rules on filibustering mean that, theoretically, a bill or nomination can pass the Senate with the support of Senators representing 16.2% of the nation's population
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(CBS New York)
 
 
 
Neil Gorsuch will be sworn in today as the newest Supreme Court Justice despite the fact he was nominated by a president spending his last year in office. Will things go off without a hitch? It's your Official Scalia Replacement Discussion Thread
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
American teens have very specific requirements for their dream jobs. Unfortunately, employers have their own specific requirements, like hiring people who will work for minimum wage
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(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
A restaurant review of surpassing viciousness...for a €600 dinner at a restaurant run by a Michelin-starred chef. For example, the gratinated onions dish: "It is mostly black, like nightmares, and sticky, like the floor at a teenager's party"
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Fri April 07, 2017
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Trump says attacks on Syria were of vital national interest and totally NOT a distraction from the unethical and extremely unpopular power grab in the U.S. Senate by Congressional Republicans
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Wed April 05, 2017
(Western Journalism)
 
 
 
John McCain: Supporters Of The Nuclear Option Are 'Stupid Idiots'. Says he would like to meet the numskull who thinks it's a good idea, perhaps because of old age forgetting he sees them every day in the Senate
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(Vox)
 
 
 
Three things Trump hates more than anything else are being laughed at, taunted, and heartily mocked. Fortunately America has no shortage of comedians who're doing just that.Time for him and the GOP to rewrite the 1st Amendment
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Tue April 04, 2017
(Some Back Pain)
 
 
 
Two-thirds of the Florida market for oxycodone was suspiciously dominated by one foreign manufacturer, and they may escape billions of dollars in fines because apparently everyone is on drugs
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(The Stranger)
 
 
 
Sanders, Warren, Ellison and Jayapal show some spine by introducing the College For All Act in the House and the Senate. List of supportive Democratic politicians to the left, complaining about BernieBros and purity tests to the right
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
Pat Robertson says we've all been "dominated" by homosexuals
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Sat April 01, 2017
(NHL)
 
 
 
As the postseason gets ever closer, teams continue to be mathematically eliminated (no Jagr playoff memes this year, kids) but there are still 5 teams not quite ready to get in the cart. 8 games up today, first puck drops at 1 PM ET
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Fri March 31, 2017
(CBS Detroit)
 
 
 
West beats the East in the McDonald's All-America high school game. Unfortunately half the players will have a career in the NBA, the other half a career at McDonald's
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(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
Because of the announced move to Las Vegas, Draymond Green says Oakland fans should boycott. Unfortunately Raiders fans love to go to the games because it fits their schedules since the courts are closed on Sunday
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Senate Intelligence Committee to Mike Flynn: NO IMMUNITY FOR YOU
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(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
Manatees now classified as 'threatened,' which is less dire. To be fair, a dire manatee sounds like a pretty bad random encounter in Dungeons and Dragons
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Thu March 30, 2017
(Fox News)
 
 
 
President Trump is bringing back jobs to the coal industry. Unfortunately one of them is mortician
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(C-SPAN)
 
 
 
Will Spiceweasel claim the Senate Intelligence hearing was "Phenomenal"? Will April tear him a new one? Will he finally start beating reporters for questioning his authority? THIS is your Spiceweasel White House Press Briefing (1:30pm start time)
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(C-SPAN)
 
 
 
The Senate Intelligence Committee holds open hearings on the Russian involvement in the 2016 US Presidential elections and other elections across Europe. Get your popcorn ready, folks. 10:00 AM EDT on C-SPAN 3
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Wed March 29, 2017
(Financial Post)
 
 
 
How to get rid of your millennial children in five easy steps. Step One is unfortunately not "smash the Wi-Fi router" otherwise you'd only need one step
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Senate intelligence leaders say starting tomorrow 20 people will be questioned to finally get to the bottom of what influence Russia had over the Clintons during the 2016 election
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: It's time again for the annual blood drive at work, and my coworker is advertising it. Despite the fact I am in a committed relationship, I can't donate because I am gay. How do I reconcile my feelings of discrimination?"
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(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
A statement that has never been uttered in the internet age, and one that many of you have never heard in your lifetime ..... The Detroit Red Wings have been eliminated from playoff contention
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Tue March 28, 2017
(Townhall)
 
 
 
Liberals want you to think they are compassionate, but really, they aren't. When they spend a dollar to feed a poor person, they stole that dollar from someone else. So you see, starving to death is the same thing as taxes, so vote Republican
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Woman who tried to impregnate her captive with syringe charged with forced labor
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Meet the kid who believes he's the reincarnated spirit of Lou Gehrig. Something tells me this is not going to end well
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Mon March 27, 2017
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Arnie Schwarzenegger terminates internet troll who mocks Special Olympics athletes on social media
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
The Senate Intelligence Committee, the one NOT run by a Trump "stooge," has decided they would like "a word" with Trump son-in-law/beard Jared Kushner about the words he exchanged before the election with a Russian bank chief and the Ambassador
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Thu March 23, 2017
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Photoshop this baby manatee
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(Denver Post)
 
 
 
Peyton Manning begins campaign to run for U.S. Senate
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(Time)
 
 
 
Amazon unveils new plan to remove counterfeit goods from their website. Unfortunately the message was sent out through Amezun.com
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
By 50-48 vote, the Senate passes Flake's bill to allow your ISP to sell your browsing history to anyone willing to pay for it. Evil corporations are getting tired of winning and having you for lunch
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(Politico)
 
 
 
There are 553 administration positions that require Senate confirmation. 20 are filled. 36 waiting confirmation. 497 waiting for Trump to stop golfing and actually name someone
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(MassLive)
 
 
 
In a debate that will probably never die, should MLB get rid of the designated hitter position?
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Wed March 22, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
A lot of smoke so far, here's some actual fire: US officials say Trump campaign coordinated with the Russians
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
NFL jumps at the chance to eliminate leaping over the line of scrimmage on field goals and extra points
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(iNews (UK))
 
 
 
Power Rangers reboot could be legitimate therapy for alienated 90s kids
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(C-SPAN)
 
 
 
Will Spiceweasel throw Paul under the bus? Will Sean create an alternate reality where Trump is a Democrat so therefore the Democrats are working with Russia? Better man a fort, THIS is your Sean Spiceweasel's daily press briefing. (starts 1:30ET)
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Tue March 21, 2017
(SacBee)
 
 
 
Unfortunate dude who decided to share a beer with Dylan Roof gets two years for lying to the FBI. Sometimes hanging out with lunatics is a bad thing
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(CNN)
 
 
 
One thing we know for sure, is James Comey does not discriminate along party lines when he does his discriminating
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(AOL)
 
 
 
Kellyanne Conway has paid for abortions. To be fair, you can't always get one for free when you really need to be rejuvenated by the fresh soul of a dead baby
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(Den Of Geek)
 
 
 
Arnold Schwarzenegger has terminated Terminator 6
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
The alternate ending for Rogue One is revealed. SPOILER ALERT: Jar-Jar still sucks
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Could you come up with an emergency $2,000? Unfortunately, one-third of your friends can't
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(Vox)
 
 
 
GOP Representatives: Here we'll put $75* billion into the bill. Don't ask what it does. We won't know until the Senate passes it
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Every Final Four team New York City sports personality Mike Francesa predicted in the NCAA tournament was eliminated this weekend
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Mon March 20, 2017
(NBC News)
 
 
 
If Neil Gorsuch isn't a legitimate SCOTUS judge, then I understand the Senate has ways of shutting that down
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Sesame Street to introduce a character who got vaccinated
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Sat March 18, 2017
(APM Marketplace)
 
 
 
Thanks to Google's ranking algorithm, bad information that people passionately believe has a way of rising to the top. Like the notion that sweating and caramelizing onions are the same thing and that you can caramelize onions in under 30 minutes
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
So, if we eliminate funding for the National Endowment for the Arts, what could we use that money for? How about building one mile of the 405 freeway? Wait, make that "not even a mile"
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Fri March 17, 2017
(Fox 59)
 
 
 
'Heart-in-a-Box' keeping donated organs alive longer. Justin Timberlake and Andy Samberg nod approvingly
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Well, it's not like he nominated Martin Shkreli to head the FDA or anything
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
As many as 20 veterans a day commit suicide using guns, so of course the GOP is making it easier for them to buy a pistol. Compassionate conservatism in action, folks
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Thu March 16, 2017
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
In further draining of the swamp, Trump admin nominates Boeing exec for Pentagon's deputy in charge of buying big flying things that go shooty
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Wed March 15, 2017
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
News: Sen. McCain directly accuses politician of working directly for the Russians and Vladimir Putin, on the senate floor. Fark: Sen. Rand Paul of Kentucky for not supporting bill to advance Montenegro's bid to join NATO
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
Homophobic pastor Wayne Allyn Root says Donald Trump is "like a wife who makes passionate love to you every day, seven days a week." Even on the Sabbath
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Marco Rubio says Snoop Dogg should have been more careful about pretending to shoot a Trump clown in a video because "presidents have been assassinated before"
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(WV Gazette Mail)
 
 
 
To prepare for the resurgence in coal jobs that Trump has promised, West Virginia Senate proposes eliminating nearly all mine safety regulations
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Trump proves he is that boss who, even when he accidentally hires someone who might be good at their job, manages to screw it up by meddling and micromanaging. Unfortunately, he does this with national security, too
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Tue March 14, 2017
(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Men from three Florida counties shouldn't donate sperm, the CDC warns, due to risk of spreading the Zika virus or whatever the hell else is wrong down there
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Mon March 13, 2017
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Senate Stenographer participates in Nap Day in the middle of Mitch McConnell speech
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Refined Gentleman that he is, President Trump lets it be known via the Twitter machine that he is distempered, nay, downright appalled, at the rudeness and lack of civility the uncouth media is displaying towards his designated liars
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Spicer Says: Trump wants the White House Press pool to decide where he donates his salary. I'm pretty sure they all read Fark so let's give them some suggestions
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Fri March 10, 2017
(NPR)
 
 
 
All Things Considered tracked down a fake news site who wrote such headlines as "Chris Christie nominated to Supreme Food Court." and "Sarah Palin Banning Muslims from Entering Bristol Palin." Yes, he's a liberal
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Thu March 09, 2017
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Trumpy Spice: "Every member of the House and Senate will be able to have their opportunity to have amendments (on TrumpCare) offered through the committee process and on the floor," GOP Leadership: The Hell you say
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(Townhall)
 
 
 
President Trump nominated for Nobel Peace Prize. He's only been in office a month so the odds are against him, like our president has ever been daunted by the odds
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Wed March 08, 2017
(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Michigan basketball team plane slides off the runway during high winds. Team making arrangements for alternate travel plans, alternate underwear
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Here I sit and contemplate; should I write or fap-enate? It's your Fark Writer's Thread with free writer's block for all
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(Washington Free Beacon)
 
 
 
Hey, you know that Women's March Strike that's supposed to happen today? It's being coordinated by an organization whose leadership is all male
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Tue March 07, 2017
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Officials report that high rate of speed contributed to mountain biker's crash, resulting in broken wrists, shoulder blade. Wearing helmet, unfortunately, did no good against enraged grizzly bear he ran into
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(CNN)
 
 
 
DHS weighs the compassionate option of separating immigrant parents and children at the border
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Mon March 06, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
Let this sink in for a second: ALABAMA lawmakers may be showing more of a commitment to ethics and good government than the United States Congress right now, as the GOP-dominated legislature meets to discuss impeaching their Republican governor
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(Metro)
 
 
 
New video emerges that has people fascinated with seeing Trump's hair blowing in the wind
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
The New York Knicks opted not to play any music, video or entertainment over the first half of Sunday's game so fans could "experience the game in its purest form." Unfortunately the experiment failed, as fans were still watching the New York Knicks
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Sat March 04, 2017
(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
Why does 'god' need a starship? er...senate seat?
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Fri March 03, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Katy Perry pulls a Miley Cyrus. Unfortunately not by getting naked all the time
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Pizza Hut unveils Pie Top shoes that can order pizza, unfortunately it's Pizza Hut pizza so you're better off eating the shoe
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(Metro)
 
 
 
A significant portion of London is closed today due to undetonated World War II ordnance
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Thu March 02, 2017
(Think Progress)
 
 
 
"I am a passionate believer in integrating and interpreting nature's elements into our daily lives" Did Melania just come out as a Wiccan?
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(Townhall)
 
 
 
Claire McCaskill: Jeff Sessions should resign because as a senator he once talked to the Russian Ambassador...you know just like me and every one of my hypocrite DNC colleagues on the Senate Armed Services Committee
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Senate confirms Ben Carson as secretary of HUD. Current plans are to inform him when he wakes up
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(Mashable)
 
 
 
Did you donate to a charity through PayPal? Are you sure?
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Wed March 01, 2017
(KSTP St. Paul)
 
 
 
Minnesota's Rochester school district rejects 80 unvaccinated children from the student body
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Tue February 28, 2017
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
"Hansen's 58-42 percent victory over Marino on Saturday ensured that Democrats will maintain control of the (Delaware) state Senate. It also notched a big win for a new generation of Democratic activists shocked into action by the election"
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(New Zealand Herald)
 
 
 
Bandy team scores 9 goals on itself in order to intentionally lose game, unfortunately opposing team scores 11 the same way. Coach blames his team's poor defense of opponents goal
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(Bangor Daily News)
 
 
 
"We went to the zoo and unfortunately, STDs came up again, and I knew it was over"
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Mon February 27, 2017
(Russia Today)
 
 
 
"No evidence" yet of Trump campaign contacts with Russia. Fortunately, full blown hysteria doesn't require evidence
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
White House now calling out our intelligence services for providing the President with fake intel, and seeks alternate facts that are more in line with his world view
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Trump transition official: Executive Order allowing you the freedom to discriminate based on your religious beliefs against LGBT is coming, because you can't be American unless you piss on someone else. #MAGA
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(Buffalo News)
 
 
 
Former NHL player proves he can still hold his own in a hockey fight. Unfortunately, it was with a 15-year old kid
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(Fox 31 Denver)
 
 
 
In honor of Twister's Bill Paxton, storm chasers in KS and OK (& even a tiny slice of TX) coordinated their GPS trackers & spelled out BP in letters 150ish miles high/wide
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
5'9" Nate Robinson gives you his version of playing small ball
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Sun February 26, 2017
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Will Fences pull off the upset against the heavily nominated La La Land? Will Meryl Streep add another statue to her collection? Will Jimmy Kimmel bomb? It's your Academy Awards Discussion Thread, 8:30 PM ET on ABC
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(Sporting News)
 
 
 
New MLB rules idea now floating around - Eliminate the pitcher AND the DH from hitting. Each team only bats 8 players
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Black-and-white photo shows eight-year-old Bill Paxton watching JFK speak outside hotel shortly before the president was assassinated
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(Variety)
 
 
 
Oscar-cheatin' sound mixer Greg P. Russell un-nominated by Academy due to illegal phone lobbying. Calls were of the form, "Hey, you remember that cool sound mix from 13 Hours: The Secret Soldiers of Benghazi? That was a GPR joint, y'all"
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(Fox 25 Oklahoma City)
 
 
 
Scott Pruitt lied under oath during his Senate confirmation hearing. About what? "Have you ever conducted business using your personal email accounts?"
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Fri February 24, 2017
(MEL Magazine)
 
 
 
Just when you thought heroes didn't exist, along comes a scientist who wants to eliminate hangovers by 2050
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Thu February 23, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
Woman carrying baby without a brain decides to carry baby to term to donate the organs. Sad tag tearfully gives way to Hero
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Scott Pruitt's emails released yesterday raise serious concerns about his ties to the energy industry and how he worked to try block environmental regulations. Imagine how embarrassing it would be if the Senate had already voted to confirm him
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(AZ Capitol Times)
 
 
 
Arizona Senate votes to seize assets of those who plan, participate in protests that turn violent
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Wed February 22, 2017
(Eater)
 
 
 
Grace Slick donates money made from Chick-fil-A using her music to LGBTQ causes
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Rep. Trent Franks (R-AZ) thinks you can smuggle nukes into the US in bales of marijuana. Exactly how big does he think bales of marijuana are? And can I designate my house as an official Mexican Islamic Terrorist Nuclear Depot?
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
MLB eliminates the 4-pitch intentional walk
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Tue February 21, 2017
(Vox)
 
 
 
549 key positions in the administration need Senate confirmation. 14 have been filled. 20 await confirmation. 515 don't have nominees
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
People who spend their days writing about how Muslims should be exterminated and women are filthy communist whores have decided that kinda sorta defending pedophilia is a bridge too far
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(International Business Times)
 
 
 
British lawmakers say a meeting with Trump would embarrass Queen Elizabeth II almost as much as nearly being assassinated by Reggie Jackson. Though it's doubtful Enrico Pallazzo can save her this time
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Mon February 20, 2017
(NPR)
 
 
 
Trump nominates H.R. McMaster for NSA. No word if any other Sid and Marty Kroft characters will be added to the administration
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Fri February 17, 2017
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Even if you are the governor of that state, you still can't wear jeans on the North Dakota Senate floor
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(KCRG)
 
 
 
Nothing to do on Thursday night? Why not go to Burger King and impersonate an FBI agent?
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
"Trump isn't going to terminate the EPA," says increasingly nervous columnist for the seventh time this week
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
N Sync reuniting later this year. Backstreet Boys would, but none of them can coordinate their days off at Applebee's
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Wed February 15, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
Student develops "bee" drone that pollinates flowers, shoots a stinger missile at you if you mess with it
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Which famous musician do you think deserves a biopic? What actor or actress do you think should play him or her? I nominate Ian McShane for Ronnie Drew, or John Hodgeman for Roy Orbison
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Senate Republicans ask Trump to withdraw his Puzder, it's not that kind of party
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Tue February 14, 2017
(PJ Media)
 
 
 
Dear Yale. Good move on getting rid of the Calhoun building to take a stand against slave owners of the past. Let's go further and eliminate the names of all Slave owners at Yale, like the Slave Merchant it's named after for a start
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
The genius behind "Suicide Squad" confirmed by the Senate and now fifth in line for the presidency. Brought to you by Carl's Jr
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Don't look now, but one of Kim Jong Il's sons was assassinated this morning
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Mon February 13, 2017
(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
"And for the next order of business, the Senate is urged to consider a draft defense bill sponsored by the Honorable Senator Bawwitdaba da bang a dang diggy diggy"
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Well now, this could get interesting: The tribes opposing the Dakota Access Pipeline are back in court, but this time not just arguing that the pipeline could contaminate their drinking water, but that building it violates their religious freedoms [link fixed]
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Sat February 11, 2017
(Cleveland Plain Dealer)
 
 
 
Cleveland man dying of colon cancer donates his massive bobblehead collection to National Bobblehead Hall Of Fame, which promises to keep his 1,500+ bobbleheads bobbling along. "It's my legacy, basically"
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Fri February 10, 2017
(Pittsburgh Post-Gazette)
 
 
 
Penn State eliminates the one reason for joining a fraternity
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Last month, when no one was looking, McCain co-filed a Senate bill to split up the court that just blocked the Muslim ban
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Thu February 09, 2017
(New Scientist)
 
 
 
Scientists that haven't seen Black Mirror are building robot bees to pollinate plants
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
While reading a letter for Coretta Scott King can apparently get you in trouble in the US Senate, they're just straight up brawling in South Africa's parliament
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(The Drive)
 
 
 
The F-35 dominated with a 15-1 kill ratio at Red Flag, which either means the aircraft is in better shape than we thought, or one fell off the back of a truck onto a crowd of onlookers
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Alabama AG and comic book supervillain Luther Strange to replace Jeff Sessions in U.S. Senate
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
The UTA (United Talent Agency) in Hollywood has canceled its traditional Oscar party and instead will donate $250,000 to American Civil Liberties Union and the International Rescue Committee
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Wed February 08, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
Failed presidential candidate Carly Fiorina now wants to wreck Virginia with possible Senate run
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Senator Elizabeth Warren was silenced by an old obscure Senate rule that was prompted by a fistfight
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(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
Apparently, reading Coretta Scott King's letter out loud on the Senate floor is only a violation of rule 19 if you're a woman
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Sen. Warren reads the Congressional record, Coretta Scott King's words when Sessions was nominated as a judge in 1986. You best believe that's a rule 19 violation according to majority leader McConnell
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Tue February 07, 2017
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
After 2016 raised serious concerns about outside governments trying to influence or even hack our elections, House Republicans have swung into action: to advance a bill to eliminate the Election Assistance Commission which oversees ballot security
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(Boomstick Comics)
 
 
 
Goldie Hawn and Amy Schumer are 'Snatched', which unfortunately is not a sequel to 'Snatch'
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Why the progressives are so fascinated with authoritarianism all of a sudden
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Mon February 06, 2017
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Trump may hate Saturday Night Live, but unlike Saddam Hussein he hasn't ordered any of his satirists to be assassinated. Yet
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Congressman Matt Gaetz (R-FL) decides to say fark it, let's just go full Wasteland and eliminate the EPA altogether
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Gorsuch's confirmation hearing will rend the Senate asunder
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Sun February 05, 2017
(Politico)
 
 
 
The Senate is tearing itself apart. Didn't this happen in Attack of the Clones? Isn't that how Palpatine rose to power?
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
'Alternative facts' and alternate realities: Conservatives and liberals inhabit different worlds of information
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Fri February 03, 2017
(ABC News)
 
 
 
You have to give credit where credit is due: Trump has certainly gotten people re-engaged in the civic process again. Senate Switchboard has been receiving an average of 1.5 MILLION calls a day from angry constituents in the last two weeks
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
A single gene can add an inch to a person's height. Tom Cruise says unfortunately he got the gene for tall teeth
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Thu February 02, 2017
(Herald Tribune (SW Florida))
 
 
 
Oh, Hugh Manatee predicts the Super Bowl winner
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(Esquire)
 
 
 
Author says the XFL was the precursor to the rise of Trump. Fortunately if we take the comparisons all the way through to the end, the XFL was shut down 4 months after its "Inauguration"
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Stuart Smalley shreds Grandpa Munster during Senate debate
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(Townhall)
 
 
 
Remember a time when Judge Gorsuch was praised by the Democrats and Liberals as a well qualified, mainstream, and moderate Judge? You know from the time he made it on the Appellate Court until the day Trump nominated him for SCOTUS
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Wed February 01, 2017
(ProPublica)
 
 
 
Federal court will decide if employers can discriminate based on age
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(Newser)
 
 
 
Man who ran a mile every day for 52 straight years finally takes a day off. Unfortunately he's now 19,000 miles from home
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Tue January 31, 2017
(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
When the police report describes the color of your buttocks at 3:30am as "illuminated", maybe you need to spend a little more time outdoors in the sun
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
James Cameron's new Terminator movie involves a horrifically spoiled rich kid who terminates the planet because of his terrible upbringing and his non-functioning brain
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Senate Dems delay their eventual surrender by boycotting confirmation hearing, preventing GOP from moving forward
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(Palmer Report)
 
 
 
Bannon will have to be confirmed by the senate to sit on the NSC
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Trump just convinced Governor Rick Scott to run against Bill Nelson for Senate
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
And here comes McMahon's...WHAT'S THAT? BAH GAWD, KING. IT'S THE SENATE DEMOCRATS' MUSIC
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Mon January 30, 2017
(Time)
 
 
 
Paul Ryan's plan to eliminate Medicare is like an extensive polyp hunting expedition, and you never call, I never know what's happening with you
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(Daily Kos)
 
 
 
This may come as a shock, but Trump's nominee for U.S. treasury secretary has been accused of being untruthful with the Senate during the confirmation process #alternativefacts
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Senate Dems pledge to go tit for tat with SCOTUS nominee obstruction. Misunderstanding, Trump approves due to tits
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(Jezebel)
 
 
 
For those who might like to do more than just donate to the ACLU, Jezebel has a list of organizations supporting immigrants and their legal struggles. 'Murica, y'all
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(AsiaOne)
 
 
 
Things not to donate to a food bank or charity: mouldy dates; soiled underwear; 20-year-old syrup; beer keg; five samurai swords "and even a knuckleduster"
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