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220 headlines found matching 'nate'
Wed June 29, 2016
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Nate Silver predicts Hillary Clinton wins election against Donald Trump. Disclaimer: You still have to go and actually vote on November 8th 2016
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(Washington Times)
 
 
 
Oklahoma votes to vaccinate against Kansas flu
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Tue June 28, 2016
(Baton Rouge Advocate)
 
 
 
FBI, lobbyist, U.S. Senate candidate, donkey child porn. Now THAT'S a party
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(Gawker)
 
 
 
Nobody can track down the millions of dollars Donald Trump claims he donated to charity. Mossack Fonseca unavailable for comment
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(Vanity Fair)
 
 
 
The GOP's version of Nate Silver predicts a new season of Celebrity Deathmatch
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
McConnell pushes for a Senate vote on the House "F*ck over those Puerto Ricans" bill
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Sat June 25, 2016
(Vice)
 
 
 
NRA website "Share The Safety" that promised to donate guns to poor Americans in at-risk neighborhoods surprisingly turns out to be satire
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Fri June 24, 2016
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Fiat Chrysler says it will stop using Takata airbags. Which is unfortunate since those were the most reliable parts that were operational in any of their cars
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Senate investigation discovers that cable companies haven't *just* been screwing you with your pants on. They've never worn a condom, won't use lube and you think they'll call you in the morning? HAHAHAHAHAHA no
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
If you drink a cup of coffee first thing after you wake up, turns out that all you're doing is wasting coffee. Here comes the sweet caffeinated science
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(Bangor Daily News)
 
 
 
Showing his maturity at handling a complex and emotional issue that many Americans on both sides feel passionate about, the Governor of Maine says every time there's a debate on gun control he buys a new gun
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Thu June 23, 2016
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Sanders is back in the senate and he is just as popular as he always was
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Guess who's running for State Senate District 26, in Arkansas? (keep scrolling; you'll see it)
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Wed June 22, 2016
(Townhall)
 
 
 
Barack Obama promised to fundamentally transform America and yet prison gangs still discriminate on the basis of race and the US Army still has a no fatties rule
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Senate Republicans may defy their masters in the NRA by introducing a bipartisan gun control bill for vote this week
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Tue June 21, 2016
(IndyPolitics.org)
 
 
 
Purdue comes up with a new idea to eliminate student debt, if you consider "indentured servitude" a new idea
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Senate votes on swift gun-control measures meant to protect Americans from mass-shootings. Just kidding, they've blocked 4 bills and accomplished nothing
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Mon June 20, 2016
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Senate reloads, shoots down gun bills with both barrels
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Anton Yelchin appears to have been killed by a design flaw in his Grand Cherokee shift lever that was the subject of an active recall campaign. Unfortunately it wasn't voice activated
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(I Heart Radio)
 
 
 
Google Map app WAZE to eliminate left turns. NASCAR inconsolable
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
"There is an innate British desire to tell Europe to go f*ck itself; I feel it too." John Oliver eloquently explains the Brexit vote and what it could mean to the world with a catchy tune
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Sun June 19, 2016
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
They've all but given up on the Presidency, and privately coming to terms that the Senate will likely be lost, too. Now, though, there's serious concern that the House is in danger of slipping through their fingers as well
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Sat June 18, 2016
(Daily Kos)
 
 
 
GOP claims Democratic Senate candidate trying to tax one of the oldest known sources of unlimited energy in ridiculous ad
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(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
Startup company that eliminated the role of bosses to allow all employees to propose their own projects, manage themselves and evaluate each other realized in the end, workers need bosses. "We were naïve"
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Fri June 17, 2016
(NPR)
 
 
 
"Not three people in the United States Senate can explain the differences between the various lists the government maintains to track suspected terrorists"
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(Pix11)
 
 
 
FDNY chief killed in 9/11 attacks finally laid to rest after two vials of his donated blood found
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Thu June 16, 2016
(Slate)
 
 
 
Sam Bee, live-tweeting Murphy's filibuster: "I yield my panties to Sen. Warren. Passionate oration is the new sexy"
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Filibuster over. Senate to take unprecedented action in actually doing their job
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Wed June 15, 2016
(NPR)
 
 
 
Senate Democrats pledge to hold floor "indefinitely" in push for gun control legislation
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(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
Alibaba founder says Chinese knockoffs are now better than the brands they impersonate
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Tue June 14, 2016
(AL.com)
 
 
 
Local man surprised to be nominated for mugshot of the week
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(Billboard)
 
 
 
Christian music scene members weigh in on top CCM artist coming out as gay. "Unfortunately, unless this artist drops the adjective 'Christian' from his music, his career is over. The primary audience that supports CCM prefers closet living"
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(Gawker)
 
 
 
Trump will nominate Gary Busey to SCOTUS if the establishment GOP doesn't fall in line
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Mon June 13, 2016
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Rubio reportedly considering another run for the Senate in the wake of Sunday's Orlando shooting. Presumably to defend the 2nd amendment rights of Islamic terrorists. Again
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Stevie Ray Vaughn has been reincarnated. In Norway
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Sun June 12, 2016
(Boston.com)
 
 
 
For the last ten years a musician has donated tips to The Jimmy Fund. Fark: $200,000 worth of tips
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Sat June 11, 2016
(Reno Gazette-Journal)
 
 
 
Someone donated $6.5 million to Burning Man so the drug-fueled hippie fest could have a Bacchanalian orgy year-round
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(National Geographic)
 
 
 
80 percent of humankind can't see the Milky Way any more because people are idiots who think everything has to be illuminated all night otherwise burglars or something
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Fri June 10, 2016
(The Big Story)
 
 
 
North Carolina patriot and gun enthusiast kindly donates bacon to a local mosque
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(Roll Call)
 
 
 
"Nevada Senate candidate Sharron Angle said she meant to direct voters to her opponent's website instead of a page full of graphic images of anime characters having sex"
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Thu June 09, 2016
(Five Thirty-Eight)
 
 
 
It has come to this: after Trump fail of 2016, Nate Silver and the 538 gang debate whether everything they know about elections is wrong
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(Vice)
 
 
 
Fortunately, all this happened before women deserved to be heard, believed, and supported
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
"A President Trump would be so appalling that the Democrats would get back in in 2020 and 10 years from now, we'll all look back on this as an unfortunate historical blip, like Prohibition and low-rise skinny jeans"
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Lead attorney defending Trump U donated to Clinton campaign, a trait he shares with his client
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Shockingly, a federal judge did not accept Alabama's pinky swear not to discriminate against the gays no more (while anybody was watching)
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Wed June 08, 2016
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
GOP announces interactive website allowing public to participate in crafting their 2016 platform. Unfortunately, Weedlord Bonerhitler seems to have crashed it already
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Will Stephen Curry and the Warriors continue to dominate the Cavaliers? Or will LeBron and his gang win and make the series interesting again? Find out during Game 3 of the NBA Finals, tip-off is at 9:00 PM ET on ABC
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Tue June 07, 2016
(Five Thirty-Eight)
 
 
 
I'm not one to say I told you so, but Nate Silver has no problem with it at all
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Mon June 06, 2016
(Fark)
 
 
 
My dad is retiring, says I can take over the cult he founded. Unfortunately, I haven't paid much attention to all that religious mumbo-jumbo. Any advice?
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Fri June 03, 2016
(Time)
 
 
 
Tampon taxes eliminated in New York and Illinois after a period
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(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
Ryanair cuts down its 108 separate baggage fees ( yes, you read that right ) to just six. CEO: "We should try to eliminate things that unnecessarily piss people off"
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Louisiana Senate votes to ban abortions based on whether the fetus was conceived in Louisiana
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Wed June 01, 2016
(NBC Sports)
 
 
 
NASCAR "going back to the drawing board" to improve racing at their boring cookie cutter tracks. Unfortunately, plowing them up and making them clones of Old Bristol, North Wilkesboro, and Rockingham isn't being considered
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Sun May 29, 2016
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Take this test of America's 10 most misspelled words and see how you score. You definately won't get them all
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Sat May 28, 2016
(Fark Shop)
 
 
 
Fark Store Daily Deal: Android Development Bundle. Fortunately, not by the Sirius Cybernetics Corporation. (Sponsored Link)
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(NBA)
 
 
 
Cleveland eliminates Canada
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Fri May 27, 2016
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Eleven states sue Obama administration over transgender bathroom directive. Fortunately, Oklahoma, Alabama and Tennessee won't have to comply until they actually get indoor plumbing
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(Vox)
 
 
 
It's gamergate for sci-fi writing, with the Hugo Award nominated "Pounded in the Butt by My Own Butt" set as the backdrop
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Thu May 26, 2016
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
House fails to pass energy bill because it's more important to discriminate against LGBT people
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Sanders has returned to the Senate a more powerful man. Twisted, and evil. He's more politician than man, but he can wield unyielding power. His only weakness? Cats. Have you seen how he loves them so?
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Wed May 25, 2016
(CNBC)
 
 
 
The computer system that coordinates the U.S. nuclear forces is so archaic it makes the infamous virus scene from Independence Day look like something out of Mr. Robot
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(Gawker)
 
 
 
You donated some clothing at one of those large donation bins. Did it go to support A) hungry kids in Africa B) a local homeless shelter or C) a Danish collectivist cult led by an international fugitive?
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(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
The Seattle Times thinks that this Fark headline is "Nothing But Net": "Indiana Pacers announce Nate McMillan will be next head coach they fire"
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Senate Dems openly discuss sending Debbie Wasserman-Schultz back to Florida, which is the worst thing that could happen to anyone
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Obama threatens martial law, disbanding of the senate, and appointing regional governors to maintain power after the election
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: My partner and I are women and have made plans to marry and start a family. We agreed to have one child and that I'd get artificially inseminated and carry the baby. But she cheated on me with a man and is pregnant. What do I do?"
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Sun May 22, 2016
(Newser)
 
 
 
Ontario High Shcool issues unfortunate diplomas. Don't worry, callidge will be better
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Dear fark, my parents inherited a 100,000$ piece of art. They are now trying to figure out how to donate it. Suggestions? They are looking at children's hospitals but any other ideas would be fantastic
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Fri May 20, 2016
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Gosh, I just have all this money. What shall I do with it? Are those battleground Senate seats I see? Have $2 million
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
Compassionate conservative televangelist Pat Robertson says drug addicts who "won't work or get treatment should be left to starve to death." Just like Jesus would want
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Thu May 19, 2016
(Five Thirty-Eight)
 
 
 
Nate Silver statistically isolates the effect of Bernie Bros. This is bad news...for Clinton
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Sanders no longer just a bit player in the Senate thanks to his dividing of the Democratic party
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Wed May 18, 2016
(Five Thirty-Eight)
 
 
 
Nate Silver: I missed the call on Trump's chances because I gave the GOP and the American people too much credit. I won't make that mistake again
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Tue May 17, 2016
(Arkansas Online)
 
 
 
Just because your neighbor won't illuminate the American flag on his mailbox at night according to federal code doesn't give you the right to steal it and hand it over to the Veterans of Foreign Wars to give it a proper retirement
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Woman who donated hair to the littlest cancer victims learns that no good deed goes unpunished when she is harassed in bathroom by trans phobic woman
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Mon May 16, 2016
(Daily Kos)
 
 
 
Virginian conservative running for the U.S. Senate inadvertently exposes himself as an amateur porn enthusiast with safe for work screenshot of his personal computer
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(NBA)
 
 
 
Indiana Pacers announce Nate McMillan will be next head coach they fire
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(Tech Insider (IO))
 
 
 
Last night's "Game of Thrones" culminated into a new level of badassry, micdropping, and nudity. Of course, some people have a problem with it. (Spoilers, of course)
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Policewoman suspended after arguing with a subordinate over who had the better breasts
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Sun May 15, 2016
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Meanwhile, in the alternate reality that is Wisconsin, Republicans at the state convention are all, "Donald who? Never heard of him"
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(IMDB)
 
 
 
Give subby your creepiest TV moment. Subby nominates the sci-fi program where the kid says to his recently taken-over-by-aliens mother "Mommy, you smell different"
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Sat May 14, 2016
(Crooks & Liars)
 
 
 
Trump has his name in 3,540 places. Unfortunately those places are all in the Panama Papers
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Fri May 13, 2016
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Obama Administration preparing to sweep a little immigration deportation problem concerning lots of women and children out of the way for Hillary before she's coronated by the Democrats. Coincidence? I think not
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(NBA)
 
 
 
A regular season NBA record of 67-15 means nothing if your team only scores 31 points in the first half of the Western Conference semi-final ... and is eliminated
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Senate approves $602 billion defense bill. Well, we may not be able to feed the hungry or provide medical care for the sick, but goddammit we can bomb the shiat out of any country we want
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Thu May 12, 2016
(Politico)
 
 
 
Donald Trump narrows his list of potential running mates to 5 or 6 people. Apparently it's hard to find the right mix of a misogynist, a racist, and a homophobe who has the ability to alienate the rest of the entire free world
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(American Thinker)
 
 
 
Ronald Reagan made this writer a Republican. Donald Trump, if he is nominated, will make him an independent
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(PayPal)
 
 
 
It doesn't matter whether we know them personally, or what we think of how this happened, or how many miles separate us - there are people and pets who NEED us. Please donate to the Alberta Fires Appeal. The Province is matching donations. DIT
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Wed May 11, 2016
(Five Thirty-Eight)
 
 
 
Nate Silver's coven gather to ritually chant "OhPleaseOhPleaseOhPlease"
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Tue May 10, 2016
(NHL)
 
 
 
Penguins have a second chance to eliminate the Caps in the only game tonight.. Can the Caps build off the Game 5 win? Will the Pens put this series away? Can Kessel put a couple of hot dogs away between shifts? Puck drops @8:00ET. Answers by 11:00 or so
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(KSTU FOX 13)
 
 
 
Doctor sentenced for prescribing 81,000 Oxycontin pills, unfortunately none of them to Bieber
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
George Klingenschmitt tries to justify discrimination against atheists because Christianity is a great and good thing whereas atheism is terrible. After he finished ripping up the constitution, he then urinated on it
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Sun May 08, 2016
(Politico)
 
 
 
If the Dems take control of Senate next year, don't be too surprised if you see "Senate Majority Leader" in front of Elizabeth Warren's name
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Fri May 06, 2016
(The Resurgent)
 
 
 
In an alternate universe, Eric Erickson demands that House Republicans apologize to Bill Clinton for impeachment. Correction: make that the All-New, All-Different universe
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(Politico)
 
 
 
The RNC may not go for it, but it's starting to look like a GOP mounted third-party run could happen. Or they just all vote for Hillary: the blood god, the greatest evil of all mankind, Satan incarnate
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Things not to scream on a plane: "I'm going to detonate a bomb because they won't serve me beer"
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Thu May 05, 2016
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
That birth mark you're obsessed with can just be eliminated with this wonderful laser surgery, unless things go horribly wrong and you now look like a box turtle
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(CNN)
 
 
 
GOP donors look at Donald Trump, then look past him to the house and senate races
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Wed May 04, 2016
(Examiner)
 
 
 
The Warriors won their third straight game without Stephen Curry playing. After getting dominated by Trailblazers for three quarters, Warriors hit back with a fourth quarter sledgehammer. Draymond Green tried to help by calling a Portland timeout
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Mon May 02, 2016
(New York Magazine)
 
 
 
Satanists reject Boehner's claims that Ted Cruz is Lucifer incarnate. Say, "comparing Ted Cruz to Satan, as besmirching the positive, heroic aspects of that character from Paradise Lost." In other words, Ted Cruz makes Satan look like Jesus
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Hey Millennials, whenever some moron tells you that your entire generation is nothing but a bunch of freeloading asshats who have never worked a day in their life, kindly redirect them to the Senate
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Donald Trump has alienated the wine industry
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Sun May 01, 2016
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
"But if the [new] president and the Senate are of different parties, there is every reason to believe that the current blockade will continue indefinitely"
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(Greensboro News & Record)
 
 
 
Senate candidate who has railed against out-of-control government spending paid his brother-in-law nearly $170,000 to "manage the finances" of his campaign. Yep, that should rein in that spending just fine
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(NewsOK)
 
 
 
In 1847, less than 16 years after the Trail of Tears, the all but penniless Choctaw Nation donated $170 - nearly $5,000 today - to complete strangers starving in the Irish Potato Famine. 168 years later, the Irish have not forgotten
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Fri April 29, 2016
(Popular Mechanics)
 
 
 
They finally made a helicopter that requires very little pilot skill. Unfortunately it's battery powered and only lasts about an hour
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Thu April 28, 2016
(The News & Observer (NC))
 
 
 
North Carolina Senate sends HB2 repeal bill to a committee that meets as often as transgender people actually commit assault in bathrooms
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(Daily Dot)
 
 
 
Enter the Tingleverse: an interview with the author of the Hugo-nominated short story "Space Raptor Butt Invasion"
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Megyn Kelly addresses the idiotic elephant in the room and asks shambling succubus Carly Fiorina how she expects to win when Cruz has been mathematically eliminated from contention
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
CDC says that most Americans now drink the recommended amount of water each day. Unfortunately most comes from the ice cubes they put in their soda
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Wed April 27, 2016
(Israel National News)
 
 
 
US Air Force nominates the first Jew to ever become a service branch Chief of Staff. His mother would like you to know how proud she is of his brother the doctor
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: I am 33, and my boyfriend of 8 years is ready to get married. We broke up for a year, but we've been back together for 6 months. I love him, but he's not affectionate. I want kids and am getting older. This is okay, right?"
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Tue April 26, 2016
(The Hollywood News)
 
 
 
"Star Wars has an official day, so today is Alien day, a day that celebrates Ridley Scott's sci-fi masterpiece. Why today? Well, the name, or coordinates, of the planet in Alien is LV-426, and if you're in America the date today is 4/26. Simple"
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(Vice)
 
 
 
Having eliminated all competitors, the US government wants a securely-encrypted decentralized instant messaging app, and they're willing to pay for it
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Mon April 25, 2016
(The Hill)
 
 
 
GOP mega donors refuse to mega donate to anyone
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Fri April 22, 2016
(Something Awful)
 
 
 
Something Awful collects a series of unfortunate Corporate Social Media reactions to Prince's death
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(Salon)
 
 
 
State Department says Israel used disproportionate violence in Gaza, no doubt blinded by the garish ties and ranch dressing
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Mariah Carey throws lavish costume party where everyone was asked to dress up as...Mariah Carey. In unrelated news, Mariah has just been nominated for Narcissist Of The Year...by Mariah Carey
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Thu April 21, 2016
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Volkswagen to unveil 'Cash For Contaminaters' program for 500,000 diesel cars
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Wed April 20, 2016
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
What to have for breakfast if you want to live forever. It's not beer, unfortunately
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Tue April 19, 2016
(ESPN)
 
 
 
"You're terminated, Football"
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(Daily Freeman)
 
 
 
24 year old flips out figuratively, tries to impersonate a Price Chopper manager. Police arrive, he flips out literally. He does not stick the landing
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Mon April 18, 2016
(SB Nation)
 
 
 
Will runners find heartbreak on Heartbreak Hill? Will Kenyans dominate like every other year? Will you take a drink after every "Boston Strong" mention? This is YOUR 2016 Boston Marathon Thread. Coverage starts at 8:30am ET on NBCSN
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Sun April 17, 2016
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
The latest group alienated by Hillary: grammar Nazis
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(Jayski's Silly Season Site)
 
 
 
Will Busch continue to dominate, or is a Carl in the hand worth two in the Busch? It's the Food City 500 from Busch, er, Bristol (1pm ET on FOX)
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Sat April 16, 2016
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
The House may finally have enough votes to start impeachment proceedings against the President, sending the charges to the Senate for trial. Any day now. Any. Day
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Fri April 15, 2016
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
The National Review attempted to launch a coordinated Twitter strike on Ted Cruz's old college roommate. Naturally, he bested them
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Thu April 14, 2016
(Decatur Herald-Review)
 
 
 
"The Fark community is generally an ideal online community, one that's intelligent, funny, compassionate and fair"
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Wed April 13, 2016
(Adweek)
 
 
 
Golfsmith goes after casual golfers in new ads celebrating truly terrible shots. Unfortunately they made the commercial before they had the chance to see Jordan Spieth playing the 12th hole at the Masters
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Tue April 12, 2016
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Iowa Senator and Chairman of the Senate Judiciary Committee Chuck Grassley holds a 70-minute meeting with Obama's Supreme Court Nominee Judge Garland-but only to explain to him why Grassley will never, under any circumstances, give him a hearing
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(Five Thirty-Eight)
 
 
 
Nate Silver releases game sequel to Pandemic
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Sun April 10, 2016
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
New York Democrats claim Republican-controlled Senate won't give them enough toilet paper
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Sat April 09, 2016
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
"If the Senate fails to act ... Obama could conclude that it has waived its right to participate in the process, and he could exercise his appointment power by naming Garland to the Supreme Court"
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Fri April 08, 2016
(People Magazine)
 
 
 
Some reality star named Daisy Lewellyn has died of cancer. A quick check shows that Doug Llewelyn is fortunately still with us though
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(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
"Fortunately, king cobras are shy and will avoid humans whenever possible, but they are fiercely aggressive when cornered." Right, but what if I grab one and sing and dance with it onstage? What then?
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Thu April 07, 2016
(Fox 5 San Diego)
 
 
 
Man man donates 150th gallon of blood, swears it's not for a Trump campaign ritual
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Stephen Colbert tries to determine what Donald Trump meant when he announced plans to "eliminate the Department of the Environmental." Seems like he may need to learn from the Department of the Educational
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Dennis Hastert is old and forgetful and in really bad shape, so let's not punish him any further for all those unfortunate molestations back in the day
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Wed April 06, 2016
(Gawker)
 
 
 
Cut ties with Church of Scientology: ✓. Remove references of support for same sex marriage:✓. Delete information about political contributions made to Democratic candidates: ✓. GOP candidacy for senate seat ready for liftoff
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Woman refuses to be vaccinated against whooping cough during pregnancy because she is a "healthy, fit, organic woman." You know what happens next
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Tue April 05, 2016
(Guardian)
 
 
 
By god, if the Missouri Senate can't find any laws Planned Parenthood broke, they'll MAKE them break some
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
If you're running for the Republican nomination for President, you might want to make sure two of your children haven't donated money to Democrats. Wouldn't you agree Donald Trump?
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Mon April 04, 2016
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Today in unfortunate headline writing: Donald Trump and Bernie Sanders Make an Abortion Sandwich
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Muslim immigrant from Jordan running for a House seat in Nevada is told by a senator he should quit because "a Muslim cannot win." Fark: Senate Democratic Leader Harry Reid
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Sun April 03, 2016
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Donald Trump will eliminate the $19 trillion national debt in 8 years, if you let him. Why won't you America-haters give him a chance?
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Fri April 01, 2016
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
What do geniuses have in common with autistic children? Aside from being vaccinated properly, that is
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
And what the Mississippi Senate tries to take away on one hand, the law gives back on the other. Judge strikes down Mississippi's ban on same-sex adoptions
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Nate Diaz says his rematch with Conor McGregor is happening because his win was an accident
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Mississippi Senate approves scariest anti-LGBT "religious liberty" bill yet. Because unlike Georgia and North Carolina, Mississippi doesn't have anything of value for outsiders to boycott
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Thu March 31, 2016
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Sen. Orrin Hatch (R-U Kidding): The Senate has NEVER held hearings for a Supreme Court Justice so late in a President's term. Historian: Go home, Orrin, you're drunk
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(Inside Higher Ed)
 
 
 
College in New York City eliminates ALL men's rooms and women's rooms in favor of gender-neutral bathrooms, labeled by whether or not they have urinals
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Grammy-nominated jazz vocalist Ernestine Anderson, "perhaps the best-kept jazz secret in the land," is dead at 87
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Wed March 30, 2016
(Music News)
 
 
 
Lady Gaga and Joe Biden team up for Sexual Assault, rally, unfortunate comma placement
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(Edmonton Sun)
 
 
 
It's bad enough being murdered, dismembered, burned, and then disposed of in a gravel pit...but being urinated on by the cadaver dogs searching for your body has got to be the cherry on top of the crap sundae
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Former GOP senate Candidate decries the "deplorable" tone and "over the top" of the 2016 GOP presidential nomination race saying it seems like it belongs on a WWE Pay-per-view not a political campaign, and she should know
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(Salon)
 
 
 
Chuck Grassley is avoiding his constituents because they want him to nominate Merrick Garland and he's too chicken to confront controversy
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Old and Busted: Trump will burn down the party if nominated. New Hotness: Anti-Trump Republicans will burn down the party, the country, even the drapes if it means Trump will never get the nomination
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Demonstrators, hungering for change in their community, protest a Tammy Duckworth (D-IL) for US Senate event, then stick around for the free bacon & eggs breakfast afterwards
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(Crain's Detroit)
 
 
 
You can now designate who gets control of your social media accounts after you die, at least if you lived in Michigan when you stopped living
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Tue March 29, 2016
(ABC)
 
 
 
Tonight on The Flash, Barry goes back in time to look for help from an arch nemesis, and on iZombie, Liv eats a stripper's brain (CW @ 8:00). On Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D, a radical group called the Watchdogs plan to eliminate the Inhumans (ABC @ 9:00)
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(AZ Family)
 
 
 
Family members of a late WWII vet who documented atomic bomb tests in the desert are about ready to nuke the VA from orbit. "He was excited about getting his own chair, but unfortunately it didn't come until a couple months after he passed"
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Mon March 28, 2016
(WUWT)
 
 
 
Fortunately, Marshall Islands residents won't have to flee to Arkansas after all
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(Kare11)
 
 
 
Silly: Police claim that local heroin and meth may be contaminated with ebola, advise people to bring it in for testing. Dumbass: Someone does
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Why did Bernie Sanders dominate Saturday?
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(AZ Family)
 
 
 
If we want more students to graduate high school why not just eliminate algebra from high school?
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Sun March 27, 2016
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Burners, the last bastion of anonymous communication, are about to be eliminated
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(Metro)
 
 
 
103-year-old Scottish woman who loves whisky, curry and naan nominated for national Curry Lover of the Year award. "She was famous within the family for her curry suppers, which she would hold on a regular basis"
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Fri March 25, 2016
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Unfortunately the chocolate eggs you ordered were out of stock so we substituted them for....*spins wheel*.... a roast chicken & broccoli salad
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
You're on a special mission to designate airstrike targets deep within IS controlled territory. Your cover is blown and you're surrounded on all sides. What do you do? In this soldier's case, take a sip of vodka and designate one final target
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Thu March 24, 2016
(Mercury News)
 
 
 
Sales of Silicon Valley luxury homes over $2 million were up in February. Unfortunately a luxury home in Silicon Valley is pretty much anything with a roof, four walls and at least one room with running water
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(Fortune)
 
 
 
Americans think the stock market will soar under President Donald Trump. Unfortunately it's just the contractors who know about framing and building walls
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(Page Six)
 
 
 
Sean McEnroe asks people to donate $10K on his GoFundMe page for his 'art project'. (Looks up quotes from his famous dad. Ah.) "Do you have any problems, other than you are unemployed, a moron and a dork?"
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Wed March 23, 2016
(WQAD Quad Cities)
 
 
 
Iowa Senate approves bill allowing ATV and snowmobile riders to carry loaded guns
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(Pink News UK)
 
 
 
New York politician compares MMA to gay porn in bid to ban it: "You have two nearly naked, hot men trying to dominate each other. That's gay porn with a different ending"
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(The Big Story)
 
 
 
The caesarian litter of cheetahs that captured our hearts has lost their mother, but fortunately dog is love
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
The good news is thanks to that bone marrow transplant, you're leukemia-free. The bad news is the woman who donated the bone marrow was allergic to kiwi and now so are you
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(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
Trump's charity made an illegal contribution to Florida's attorney general as she was considering charges against Trump U, then failed to report it to the IRS because of "a series of unfortunate coincidences and errors"
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Mon March 21, 2016
(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Headline: "Man leaves 30,000 cars in house he donated to church" Wait....what? *reads TFA* Oh....cool
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
John Kasich: When I said I might nominate Merrick Garland for the Supreme Court what I really meant was I totally stuffed my foot in my mouth
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(Jezebel)
 
 
 
Mathematically-eliminated Presidential candidate who looks surprisingly like Garry Shandling insists he's still viable, says everyone needs to "take a chill pill", Hail Hydra
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Chip Monk, the search for Seattle's hipster ninja masturbator, and Obama nominates Self for court pick: some of Fark's favorite Headlines of the Week for 3/13 - 3/19
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Sun March 20, 2016
(Politico)
 
 
 
John Kasich: "If I was president, I would consider nominating Merrick Garland to the Supreme Court. Senate Republicans: **crickets**
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(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
NFL decides that if Georgia passes its "religious liberty" bill making it legal to discriminate against gays, they'll use their own "liberty" when deciding to not have the Super Bowl there
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Fri March 18, 2016
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Dubai plane misses runway. Unfortunately for the 61 people on board, it didn't miss the ground
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
I'm sure you will be as shocked as me to learn that Russia didn't actually withdraw its military from Syria. They've simply changed tactics from indiscriminate bombing to indiscriminate shelling
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(C|Net)
 
 
 
Japanese beverage maker unveils soda that tastes like potato chips. Because nothing quenches your thirst better than a potato, cooking oil and salt put into a bottle with carbonated water
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Bernie Sanders says that if he gets elected President this fall he'll ask President Obama to withdraw Garland's nomination so he can nominate someone "more progressive", and that in the equally likely event he sprouts wings, he'll fly to the moon
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(IndyPolitics.org)
 
 
 
Senate candidate says Hitler was great and Anne Frank was better off dead
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Senate GOP: Hmmm.... On second thought, if Hillary *does* win, that Garland fella doesn't seem so bad
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(The Stack)
 
 
 
Scientists propose to eliminate all traffic lights via driverless technology. But bring a book. A long book
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Like a parent lecturing recalcitrant, obstinate children refusing to do their required homework, President Obama lectures the Senate that refusing to vote on a judge during his presidency because of fear weakens the public's faith in the judiciary
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Merrick Garland is everything the GOP loves: He's old, set in his ways, white, and leans conservative. So naturally, because a black man nominated him, they're against it
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Thu March 17, 2016
(NCAA)
 
 
 
What dominates TV for three weeks, makes nearly $1B dollars, and doesn't have to pay its employees? It's NCAA March Madness, and it begins today. (first tip off at 12:15pm EST)
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Legal battle that erupted after a man was kicked out of his law school bible-study group for using the wrong Bible, has culminated in the KS legislature passing a law to ensure that that kinda thing can ALWAYS happen again
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Obama nominates Self for court pick
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Wed March 16, 2016
(BBC)
 
NewsFlash
 
Garland nominated as SCOTUS replacement by Obama. Senate Republicans heard laughing and looking for more popcorn
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(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
Young homeless man who successfully sued two New Hampshire counties over imprisonments found dead in jail cell - featuring the most unfortunately-truncated URL ever
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(Vicejay)
 
 
 
Farker helps run a food bank dealing with a second major disaster inside a month. Please sip your beer and then click to donate. Rinse & repeat
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Tue March 15, 2016
(WKYC Cleveland)
 
 
 
"The Board of Elections has terminated an Election Day worker who was allegedly involved in an argument with a fellow poll worker today." And by argument, they mean he pulled a gun on the other poll worker
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Dr. Ric Romero of the AMA reports that most people who get measles in the U.S. weren't vaccinated
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Sat March 12, 2016
(Washington Free Beacon)
 
 
 
Harvard task force proposes expelling students who join all-male clubs. Fortunately for the students, they have to wait until graduation before being asked to join the Harvard faculty
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Thu March 10, 2016
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The wife of the Turkish President, who is doing NOTHING to help dispel those rumors that he secretly wants to re-instate the Sultanate, says that the Ottoman Sultan's harems were "an educational establishment for preparing women for life"
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
To save America, its citizens must vote for Trump over Clinton since Trump has stated he would nominate Supreme Court justices in the mold of Clarence Thomas and Antonin Scalia
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Scientists locate the area of the brain where anger originates. Apparently it's the part that processes and analyzes TV political debates
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Wed March 09, 2016
(US News)
 
 
 
Bernie Sanders Defeats Nate Silver in Michigan
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(WKYC Cleveland)
 
 
 
Mark Hamill endorses rebel for U.S. Senate
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(KFOR Oklahoma City)
 
 
 
Congratulations to Oklahoma's legislature to drop all pretense and just outright Go There: Under bill in OK Senate anyone who performs an abortion in the state is guilty of first degree murder. Which, by definition, makes the mother an accessory
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(STLToday)
 
 
 
In one day, the MO Senate votes to defund Planned Parenthood and let you commit crimes for Jesus
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Tue March 08, 2016
(NPR)
 
 
 
Many of the working people who make movies would end up on the street if Hollywood billionaires didn't donate to the entertainment industry's old age home
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Since Obama refuses to be derelict in his constitutional duty, Senate Republicans now threatening violence against anyone willing to be nominated to the Supreme Court
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Chloe Grace Moretz kicks ass as the first American on Korea's SNL. Unfortunately Korea's SNL isn't much better than America's
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Sat March 05, 2016
(UFC)
 
 
 
Saturday Night MMA: UFC 196, with Conor McGregor vs Nate Diaz, and Holly Holm vs Meisha Tate. Fight Pass prelims at 6:30 PM ET, Fox Sports 1 prelims at 8 PM ET, main card on pay-per-view at 10 PM ET
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Fri March 04, 2016
(CTV News)
 
 
 
Residents complain their drinking water contaminated with lead. And arsenic. And dioxins. And furans. What the heck is a furan? They're just making this stuff up nowadays
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Senator Chuck Grassley makes a move to be crowned "Senate's Greatest Douche"
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Thu March 03, 2016
(Google)
 
 
 
Photoshop Theme: Hyperpatriotic American imagery from an alternate universe where the Turkey won out over the Bald Eagle to be our national bird
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
"The ambient sound field at Challenger Deep is dominated by the sound of earthquakes, both near and far was well as the distinct moans of baleen whales and the overwhelming clamor of a category 4 typhoon that just happened to pass overhead"
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(Center for Public Integrity)
 
 
 
Are you old? Did you donate money to Ben Carson? Get ready for the surgical removal of your wallet
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Ever wonder where your name came from? Type in your surname and find out where your name is most prevalent, how popular it is worldwide and from where it originated. Very cool
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Wed March 02, 2016
(Newser)
 
 
 
Trump has been nominated for a Nobel Peace Prize and words no longer have meaning, so have a spaceship waffle Wednesday
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(Five Thirty-Eight)
 
 
 
Nate Silver's 538 blog then spake: "It's over, Clinton's got this"
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