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Headlines matching 'murders'
Tue February 07, 2012
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(Some Guy) Interesting The mountain hippie's conundrum: Why is it okay to scream bloody murder whenever Walmart tries to build a store in your town, but you can't wait for the day Trader Joe's opens shop?  (dailycamera.com) (139)


Sun February 05, 2012
(Toronto Star) Cool Muslim clerics issue a fatwa. Against honour killings, domestic violence and hatred of women  (thestar.com) (104)


Mon January 30, 2012
(Gwinnett Daily Post) Dumbass Illinois man sends murder threats and mailbombs to Georgia schools in hopes of getting personal enemies investigated. How'd that plan work out for you, big guy?  (gwinnettdailypost.com) (15)
(Herald Tribune) Florida Detectives give up on murder case, turn evidence over to the public to see if they can figure it out  (heraldtribune.com) (49)


Sat January 28, 2012
(Some Guy) Stupid Q: How does the .001 percent tell when it's time to murder a hobo for kicks? A: With a $1,650,000 watch encased in pure sapphire. Oh, and you couldn't buy one, even if you could afford it. There are five, and they're sold out  (hodinkee.com) (253)


Wed January 25, 2012
(NJ.com) Obvious After three murders in five days, Pleasantville doesn't seem so pleasant anymore  (nj.com) (40)
(Daily Mail) Stupid Amanda Knox plans to return to Italy. This should end well  (dailymail.co.uk) (93)


Mon January 23, 2012
(Yahoo) Sad LAPD detective Phillp Vanatter, who led the OJ Simpson investigation, has died at age 70 from cancer. However, cancer released a statement today denying involvement in Vanatter's death and vowing to find the real killer  (news.yahoo.com) (54)


Sun January 22, 2012
(Boston Herald) Amusing Preliminary hearing in murder case has Perry Mason moment as witness identifies TV cameraman as killer  (bostonherald.com) (48)


Sat January 21, 2012
(The Atlantic Wire) Scary Looking for a unique summer camp experience that will also put your kids on the fast track to a lucrative and exciting career? Well, Mexico's Zetas cartel has got just the place for you  (theatlanticwire.com) (54)
(Chicago Sun-Times) Spiffy Chicago celebrates no shootings or murders in a 24-hour period for the first time in a year. Tourist brochures immediately sent out to be updated  (suntimes.com) (99)


Thu January 19, 2012
(ABC) Unlikely Iran claims that after the murder of their scientist, 1,000 students switched their majors to nuclear science. Of course since most used to be "comparative medieval poetry" majors, this isn't expected to help much  (abcnews.go.com) (57)


Fri January 13, 2012
(Mirror.co.uk) Followup Man sentenced for trying to bury girlfriend alive in cardboard. He should have been thinking outside the box  (mirror.co.uk) (44)
(Chicago Tribune) Followup Van der Sloot extends Peruvian vacation till 2039  (chicagotribune.com) (116)


Thu January 12, 2012
(BBC) Followup Three arrested over Comber murder. Cops say the scene was hairy  (bbc.co.uk) (11)


Sun January 08, 2012
(Some Guy) Fail When even Texas of all places criticizes your juvenile sentencing laws you might want to consider looking at said laws more closely  (masslive.com) (34)
(Talking Points Memo) Amusing Hard to say really. I think these are either pictures of John McCain endorsing Mitt Romney or Mr. Potter plotting to murder George Bailey  (media.talkingpointsmemo.com) (38)


Fri January 06, 2012
(Reuters) Followup News: Joran Van der Sloot to "sincerely" confess to murder. Fark: No, not her  (reuters.com) (28)
(Breitbart.com) Hero Hurt Locker director Kathryn Bigelow, the White House, George Soros, and the mainstream MSM media were in cahoots to steal the election for Obama until heroic blogger-patriots delayed the release of a movie about bin Laden's murder  (bighollywood.breitbart.com) (155)
(St. Petersburg Times) Florida On the one hand, you shot the guy 18 times. On the other hand, the guy was molesting a kid. The Florida tag finds itself in a moral quandary  (tampabay.com) (103)


Mon January 02, 2012
(sunshine state news) Spiffy Sunshine State News writes: "One can't but help love Florida, the only state that has its own tag on FARK.com, a website dedicated to tawdry, off-beat news stories"  (sunshinestatenews.com) (1)


Sat December 17, 2011
(Atlanta Journal Constitution) Sad The murder of rapper Slim Dunkin is as mysterious as the lack of Tim Horton's in the United States  (ajc.com) (56)


Fri December 16, 2011
(Daily Mail) Fail Protip: If your baby doesn't do anything for eight months, it may not be alive  (dailymail.co.uk) (123)


Tue December 13, 2011
(Examiner) Stupid If you are going to lie about your son-in-law pulling a gun on you, be sure he didn't record you putting two slugs into his chest on his iPhone  (examiner.com) (182)


Tue December 06, 2011
(Huffington Post) Florida "Police arrested a woman they said killed her friend and hid her body under a pile of Christmas presents"  (huffingtonpost.com) (32)


Wed November 30, 2011
(Examiner) Fail Most transparent ██████████████ administration █████████ ever █████  (examiner.com) (266)


Wed November 16, 2011
(Yahoo) Sad Well, at least the Chinese have moved on to rare, plant-based, ingredients for their aphrodisiacs, so that's progress, I guess  (news.yahoo.com) (78)


Tue November 15, 2011
(New York Daily News) Dumbass Step 1) Voluntarily give DNA. Step 2) Remember you're a serial killer. Step 3) Regret step one  (nydailynews.com) (42)


Sat November 12, 2011
(Canoe) Obvious "Police suspect double murder in two fire deaths." That's some good math work, Lou  (cnews.canoe.ca) (33)


Fri November 11, 2011
(NJ.com) Interesting NCIS Cold Case Homicide working on 1992 Marine murder. There is no Prime Suspect, but they hope a new Dragnet by the Numb3rs will restore Law & Order by catching these Criminal Minds  (nj.com) (61)


Tue November 08, 2011
(USA Today) Followup Holder knows when to fold 'em  (usatoday.com) (83)


Tue November 01, 2011
(Yahoo) Sick US soldier at court-martial: Sure I made a necklace of human fingers taken from Afghans I killed, and put a hash-fueled beatdown on the soldier who snitched on me, but I'm not a murderer or anything  (news.yahoo.com) (190)


Mon October 31, 2011
(Washington Post) Dumbass Woman gets 54 years in pizza murder. Geez, should subby call a lawyer? He just killed two larges last night  (washingtonpost.com) (40)


Wed October 26, 2011
(LA Times) Interesting Kadafi's family to sue NATO for the willful murder of their beloved murderer  (latimesblogs.latimes.com) (105)


Tue October 25, 2011
(MassLive) Amusing "Okay, I admit to worshipping Satan, assaulting a teenager and drinking her blood, and making my forehead look Klingon, but dammit, I did NOT name myself after a Twilight character""  (masslive.com) (111)


Fri October 21, 2011
(Charleston Gazette) Amusing Police go digging when they believe murder weapon is buried under suspect's home, . . starting at the roof. (w/ demodularized photo goodness)  (wvgazette.com) (61)


Sun October 16, 2011
(BBC) Cool Released after 26 years for a murder he did not commit, man turns to life of violence  (bbc.co.uk) (26)


Sat October 15, 2011
(Some Guy) Asinine Prosecutor opposes DNA testing because we should have respect for the jury's verdict, and it overrides what a jury has already decided   (gritsforbreakfast.blogspot.com) (163)

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