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25 headlines found matching 'mouths'
Sat July 26, 2014
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Tooth Fairy declares bankruptcy
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Sat July 12, 2014
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Lord Obama enters BBQ joint in Texas, cuts to front of 3-hour line, loads his plate full of ribs and other food his wife won't let anyone else's children eat, then showers the plebes with money so they keep their mouths shut
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Thu July 10, 2014
(Listverse)
 
 
 
If you want to step outside your comfort zone, go skydiving. If you want to forget you ever had a comfort zone, buy a ticket to China. Canned air, live vending machine crabs, and tea picked in the mouths of virgins---China is just insane
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Fri June 20, 2014
(Fortune)
 
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Its defense business flagging, Boeing strikes back (Featured Partner)
 
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
What better way to raise awareness about online exploitation of minors than to replace kids' eyes with screaming mouths? (with OMGKILLITWITHFIRE examples)
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Fri June 06, 2014
(CNN)
 
 
 
Congress: Why didn't you tell us about the prisoner swap? President: Because you morons can't keep your mouths shut
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Sun June 01, 2014
(io9)
 
 
 
The teeth of nightmares
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Sat May 31, 2014
(Ohio.com)
 
 
 
Old and busted: cops break down your door in mistaken drug raid. New hotness: cops prying open your mouth after they see you take a Tylenol. Fark: they charge her with resisting arrest. And it's on camera
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Mon May 26, 2014
(Soshiok)
 
 
 
If you're wondering what creates that delightfully unique taste in your mouth every time you bite into a Cadbury chocolate, it's probably the pig DNA
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Thu May 22, 2014
(WTFark)
 
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BEER FACTOR: Little Old Lady Defends Convenience Store From Armed Robber. With Beer.
 
 
(Opposing Views)
 
 
 
Chaperone: Slutty McSkankson wasn't booted from her prom because pervert dads were ogling her, but rather because she's a hussy whose skirt *forced* good, God-fearing men to stare at her with their mouths open
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Tue May 06, 2014
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
LOL sup
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Sat May 03, 2014
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Blood worms. They look like gentle earthworms until they extend their mouths and.... OMG
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Fri May 02, 2014
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Tough Mudder is all right if you're a duck. Otherwise it's poop-infected farmwater seeping up your mouth and anus
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Wed April 23, 2014
(AATTP.org)
 
 
 
Families living in food insecure households think the GOP should put their money where their mouth is. Problem is, they are
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Wed April 16, 2014
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Ex-sheriff says Bundy ranch stand-off is like Rosa Parks Vs The Nazi's. This is only five ounces of the ten tonnes of crazy that came out of this man's mouth
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Police respond to emergency call when heavy breathing is all they can hear, find dog running around yard with phone in its mouth. Too bad they didn't have collar ID
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Tue April 15, 2014
(TSN)
 
 
 
Brian Burke tells John Tortorella to "keep his mouth shut". Brian Burke said this. Brian. Burke.
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Fri April 11, 2014
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Watch this horse make farting noises with its mouth, because you have free Totalfark all day
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Thu April 10, 2014
(SacBee)
 
 
 
If you left your crocodile at T.J. Maxx Plaza, the police would like to speak with you. The crocodile would like to take a walk
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Fri April 04, 2014
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Supermom of the year with eight children takes in dying friend's five children for a total of thirteen mouths to feed
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(Wired)
 
 
 
Here's your nightmare creature of the week: an eel that can fire an extra pair of prehistoric jaws out of its mouth to snare prey (pics)
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Thu April 03, 2014
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Our children is learning. From Rob Ford
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Matt Bevin is not only a Teabagger, but he also loves a good cock
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Tue April 01, 2014
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
You know what they call conspiracy-obsessed mouth-breathing social conservatives in France? Well the tea party's the tea party, but they call it Le Tea Party
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Sat March 29, 2014
(The Billfold)
 
 
 
"I'd come home with huge blisters in my mouth from the salt"
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Fri March 28, 2014
(Great Falls Tribune)
 
 
 
A lost cellphone leads to a drunk man pulling a gun on his wife, threatening their 2 children, shoving the gun in his wife's mouth and making their 6-year-old son become a man by loading and unloading a Glock pistol several times
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