Drew Curtis' FARK.com -- links tagged 'morning'

Headlines matching 'morning'

Wed April 10, 2013

Source	Fark Headline		Comments
		Where exactly was Drew this morning? source: lex18.com \| share:	(54)
		Newspaper circulation revenue rises for first time in more than a decade. Media experts suspect people are becoming nostalgic for the days of reading the morning paper, or a lot of puppies have recently been adopted source: usnews.com \| share:	(12)

Tue April 09, 2013

Planned demolition of a industrial chimney stack goes wrong, leaving it from standing fully erect to merely morning wood erect

source: seattlepi.com | share:

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Fri April 05, 2013


		A federal judge in Brooklyn has ordered the FDA to make the morning-after birth control pill available over the counter to people of any age without a prescription. Some people are sure to have a problem with this source: cnn.com \| share:	(325)

Thu April 04, 2013

		Why you should hold onto your grudges. You hear that, modmins? Those were some awesome headlines of mine you redlit this morning, you bastards source: slate.com \| share:	(67)
		Are you bald? Congratulations, you're gonna have a heart attack. Probably from seeing a small Wookie worth of hair in the drain every morning source: bbc.co.uk \| share:	(42)

Thu March 28, 2013

Mars is simply ruining my view of the planet Jupiter; I'll just have to blow it up

source: science.nasa.gov | share:

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Tue March 19, 2013

This toaster solves the non-existent problem of burning a low resolution news image onto a piece of bread every morning so you can have your news and eat it too

source: slyoyster.com | share:

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Mon March 18, 2013


		The seven rules for successfully filling out your office pool NCAA bracket this morning source: buzzfeed.com \| share:	(42)

Sat March 16, 2013

God doesn't want you to drink hard liquor on a Sunday morning* since that is the holy time. (*unless the bar buys an extra permit)

source: ketv.com | share:

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Fri March 08, 2013

		I made you breakfast in bed - A BREAKFAST OF MOUSETRAPS, EXPLOSIVES, AND AGONY source: gawker.com \| share:	(25)
		Twitter wants to be the new CNN, Facebook wants to be the morning paper, and Drew wants someone to invent a cure for the hangover. Sadly, we all want what we can't have source: slate.com \| share:	(29)

Thu March 07, 2013

Newt Gingrich just wants you to know he'd be totally willing to do the "Celebrity Apprentice" TV Show, or pretty much anything else that meant he'd have some relief from waking up staring into Callista's cold, lifeless, eyes every morning

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Mon March 04, 2013

		Subby has read this article three times and still doesn't know what a knotted vortex is or why it's important, but hey, 3D printer source: huffingtonpost.com \| share:	(20)
		Famous last words: "It was 2.30 in the morning and we thought we just had to do something to get us going again" source: couriermail.com.au \| share:	(30)

Fri March 01, 2013

Schools throughout the Washington DC area announce plans to start later in the day so that their precious, tired widdle snowflakes can have more morning nappy time

source: washingtonpost.com | share:

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Thu February 28, 2013

What could go wrong? Navy sets off artificial aurora in arctic skies

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Fri February 22, 2013

		John McCain made quite an impact with his 'straight talk' to the family of the Aurora shooting victim: "I have voted Republican my whole life.... I'll never vote Republican again - ever" source: tpmdc.talkingpointsmemo.com \| share:	(318)
		Great moment in American history: Lincoln tells Americans civil war is over, way forward is by reconciliation. Not so great moment in American history: McCain tells Aurora victim's mother she can forget about assault weapons ban to pass. Crowd cheers source: livewire.talkingpointsmemo.com \| share:	(586)

Wed February 20, 2013

The myth of the conservative-hostile MSM is proven by the fact that conservatives don't skip church to do Sunday morning news shows

source: newsbusters.org | share:

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Sun February 17, 2013

There's a lot to mock about the 80s, but it truly was the Golden Age of the morning breakfast cereal

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Wed February 13, 2013

It's a sad state of affairs when morning shock jocks are the relatively decent people in a lawsuit. Police sergeant who is godfather to son of the lawyer accused of sordid DUI shenanigans, however

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Mon February 04, 2013

Film Drunk loves FARK's headline and comments about Bill Murray and picks it as the top morning entertainment link to read

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Sat February 02, 2013

Complicated algorithms are responsible for the great taste of your morning orange juice. The oranges? Nah, that's just pulp fiction

source: businessweek.com | share:

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Fri February 01, 2013

		Shooting on Lake Shore Drive leaves commuters Friday morning trouble bound source: chicagotribune.com \| share:	(95)
		The DC area is bracing for a winter storm of gargantuan proportions that is expected to bring the morning commute to its knees and turn the entire region into an icy hell of snarled traffic and human misery. Total accumulation? Eh, about an inch source: wtop.com \| share:	(111)

Thu January 31, 2013

Train rolls into the station. Literally

source: couriermail.com.au | share:

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Wed January 30, 2013

Good morning parents, I'm gay. I've wanted to tell you for a long time. I thought doing it this way would be a piece of cake. I hope you still love me. I mean, it's hard not to love someone who baked you a cake

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Mon January 28, 2013

Film Drunk calls FARK's spirited solution to global warming the top morning news link to read

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Fri January 25, 2013

Another reason to start drinking early in the morning

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Thu January 24, 2013

Film Drunk picks FARK's observation of the Hollywood film industry as the top morning entertainment link to read

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Wed January 23, 2013

Film Drunk calls FARK's Superman-inspired headline the morning entertainment link to read

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Tue January 22, 2013

Film Drunk likes FARK's comparison of Django Unchained and Pulp Fiction, calling it a top morning entertainment link to read

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Mon January 21, 2013

Film Drunk calls FARK's patriotic Katy Perry headline the hottest morning entertainment link

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Fri January 18, 2013

		Film Drunk chooses FARK's clever Star Wars headline as the top morning entertainment link to read source: filmdrunk.uproxx.com \| share:	(0)
		Everyone grab their knickers: 2.9 magnitude earthquake strikes the East Midlands of England, giving residents an early morning shock. Everybody PANIC source: thesun.co.uk \| share:	(76)

Thu January 17, 2013

Film Drunk chooses FARK's headline about SNL skits as the top morning entertainment link to read

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Wed January 16, 2013

		Townhall: "Limbaugh's dream is Reagan's dream. You can't be against Rush and for Reagan." Ah yes, I fondly recall the famous "It's morning in American, except for the sluts" speech source: townhall.com \| share:	(32)
		Film Drunk gives FARK top morning headline awards for its 2013 best picture nominees recast with animals source: filmdrunk.uproxx.com \| share:	(0)

Tue January 15, 2013

		Set to be released about the same time a "Dark Knight Rises", WB pulled "Gangster Squad" after the Aurora theatre massacre because of a similar scene in the movie- and instead released it right after the Newtown shootings source: post-gazette.com \| share:	(47)
		Film Drunk picks FARK's non-hypocritical headline about celebrities as the top morning link to read source: filmdrunk.uproxx.com \| share:	(0)

Mon January 14, 2013

Film Drunk calls FARK's headline about firefighters helping Heather Graham the hottest morning entertainment link

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Sat January 12, 2013

Between the Chivas Regal with the morning paper, the two margaritas at lunch, the 10pm acid trips, and the copious amount of cocaine, it's pretty clear from this article that Hunter S. Thompson did not fark around

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Fri January 11, 2013

(Inspiration 1390)		Marlon Wayans calls into gospel radio station's morning show "drunk as hell" source: inspiration1390.com \| share:	(11)
		Film Drunk calls FARK's story of the Dave Grohl supergroup the top morning entertainment link to read and hear source: filmdrunk.uproxx.com \| share:	(0)

Thu January 10, 2013

Film Drunk call FARK's story about the bars in Austin a top morning link to read

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Tue January 08, 2013

(Some Guy)	You just stepped out into traffic and got hit by a 20-ton Metro bus in Downtown Seattle. Do you: A) Call for help. B) Pass out from neurogenic shock. C) Get up, tip your cap and continue your morning stroll to Starbucks source: injurytriallawyer.com \| share:	(61)
	Film Drunk picks FARK's handy guide to watching Downton Abbey as their top morning entertainment link source: filmdrunk.uproxx.com \| share:	(0)
	Subby just released this 5-track EP this morning. Free to stream or download, with the option of tossing a couple of bucks in if so inclined source: starsintheocean.bandcamp.com \| share:	(6)

Mon January 07, 2013

Film Drunk chooses FARK's headline about failed solo albums by superstar band members as their top morning entertainment link

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Sat January 05, 2013

		If you are up at about 3AM Sunday morning, go check out the Moon, Saturn, and the star Spica (in the Virgo constellation) forming a triangle source: space.com \| share:	(59)
		Four people dead in hostage situation/shootout in Aurora, CO. Sadly, this is NOT a repeat source: usnews.nbcnews.com \| share:	(639)

Thu January 03, 2013

NFL announces that Sunday's playoff game between the Redskins and Seahawks will be a lot less interesting than it sounded this morning

source: wtop.com | share:

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Wed January 02, 2013

Here's a really great idea that's sure to get us tons of great publicity: Let's invite the relatives of the Aurora massacre victims to the grand re-opening of the movie theater in which their loved ones perished

source: chicagotribune.com | share:

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Tue January 01, 2013

		You mean you don't want to show up for that job interview smelling like you just spent the morning slaughtering a pig? source: cracked.com \| share:	(17)
(Some Partier)		Appropriate New Year's Morning thread: how do you deal with a hangover? And keep it down, please, my head is pounding source: i.chzbgr.com \| share:	(316)

Sat December 29, 2012

Drunk woman drives through police barricade and into accident investigation scene of earlier fatal wreck. Tells cops that she can't possibly go to jail, because she has a DUI hearing in the morning

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Thu December 27, 2012

		Drunk man: "Y'all are the ones that messed up my car because y'all got in front of me." Family: Um...you just drove into our house source: nola.com \| share:	(55)
		If you managed to see Dark Knight Rises through your tinfoil helmet, you may have been shocked to notice that the words "Sandy Hook" appear in one scene. Also, aliens are coming for your dog source: naturalnews.com \| share:	(148)
		Farker's brother makes nightly news for delivering baby himself Christmas morning. Actual quote: "Just don't let the baby hit the ground". Wise words, bro source: nbcbayarea.com \| share:	(26)

Mon December 24, 2012

NRA yesterday: We should have armed guards at every school. NRA after this morning: We're gonna need armed guards at fires too

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Sat December 22, 2012

If you're a City Commissioner pushing for a ban on all food trucks, it looks a little hypocritical if you also own a restaurant right by where the food trucks would park

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Fri December 21, 2012

Film Drunk says that FARK's comments about best alternative film posters is the top morning entertainment link

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Thu December 20, 2012

Film Drunk chooses FARK's headline about the need for bacon as their top morning entertainment link

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Wed December 19, 2012

		Film Drunk calls FARK's story about amputations on TV a top morning entertainment link source: filmdrunk.uproxx.com \| share:	(2)
		It turns out the guy who cost an airline $120,000 because he got drunk and tried to have a smoke in the bathroom and got in a fight with the flight crew and was still too drunk to appear in court the next morning still lives with his mom source: couriermail.com.au \| share:	(54)

Mon December 17, 2012

FW:FW:FW:FW: Newtown and Aurora shootings linked to Libor scandal

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Sun December 16, 2012

		"We reached out to all 31 pro-gun rights senators in the new Congress to invite them on the program to share their views on the subject this morning," ... "We had no takers" source: huffingtonpost.com \| share:	(1019)
		Michigan union protesters' attack on "hot dog guy's" cart backfires, to the tune of $33,000. I love the smell of victory hotdogs in the morning source: foxnews.com \| share:	(235)
		Rumours turns 35 next year, and Fleetwood Mac is including a previously unreleased concert from 1977 on the new reissue. Here's a sneak peek, including the band singing Monday Morning from the live disc source: rollingstone.com \| share:	(24)

Sat December 15, 2012

		The morning of one school shooting, another may have been averted: Police arrested a teenager in northern Oklahoma yesterday for allegedly planning a Columbine-style attack on his high school source: newser.com \| share:	(271)
		The Hobbit is breaking up December weekend box office records like a stone giant tossing around mountain cliffs. "And a very fine Saturday morning for a pipe of tobacco out of doors, into the bargain," noted Bilbo source: deadline.com \| share:	(196)
		Film Drunk calls FARK's delivery of the story about unusual mail the top morning entertainment link source: filmdrunk.uproxx.com \| share:	(0)

Fri December 14, 2012

Film Drunk has no problem predicting that FARK's headline about 2013 is a top morning entertainment link

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Thu December 13, 2012

Film Drunk chooses the top morning links and says FARK's interesting story about other inhabitable planets is out of this world

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Wed December 12, 2012

		A separate 65-foot asteroid named 2012 XE54, discovered only a few days ago, made a close approach to Earth earlier this morning. NOT COOL source: wired.com \| share:	(54)
		Film Drunk thanks FARK for the story tip about underrated bands and calls it a top morning entertainment link source: filmdrunk.uproxx.com \| share:	(0)

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