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Headlines matching 'morning'
Wed February 08, 2012
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(Reading Eagle) Dumbass Woman arrested two consecutive mornings by the same cop for drunk driving. "This can't happen again" she yelled at the cop as it was.... happening again  (readingeagle.com) (64)


Tue February 07, 2012
(NPR) Sad The man who tried to keep Challenger from launching that fateful morning has been reunited with the crew  (npr.org) (124)


Mon February 06, 2012
(ESPN) Cool Dispirited Arsenal kicks off a desperate claw for fourth place, Suarez returns to Liverpool, with lots of action culminating in a Sunday morning finale between Chelsea and Manchester. It's your weekend EPL thread  (soccernet.espn.go.com) (497)
(Boing Boing) Stupid Stupid mornings. I'm friggin' half-asleep. I'll just enjoy a nice cup of AHHHH. AHHH WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?  (boingboing.net) (31)


Thu February 02, 2012
(The Province) Spiffy The Province finds FARK'S clever MMA headline to be the hit of the week  (theprovince.com) (0)


Wed February 01, 2012
(Daily Mail) Scary Women reveal their "morning face" and OMG KILL THEM WITH FIRE (w/pics)  (dailymail.co.uk) (309)


Thu January 26, 2012
(LiveLeak) Video Cool timelapse videos of aurora borealis over Sweden on Tuesday  (liveleak.com) (8)


Wed January 25, 2012
(YouTube) Cool Best video of Aurora Australis taken from the International Space Station you'll see this month. Yeah, I realize there are 31 days in January. It's just that good  (youtube.com) (12)
(Washington Post) Sad Okay, it's the morning after that beautiful speech, so go out and help round up those starry-eyed liberals still wandering around in a orgasmic daze and let them read over some Obama fact checking. Warning: be ready for weeping  (washingtonpost.com) (142)


Tue January 24, 2012
(Some Guy) Interesting "The worst of the storm is likely to go north of Earth." There's a north of Earth?  (firstpost.com) (36)


Thu January 19, 2012
(Capital New York) Strange Brand new generation of news-junkie hipsters increasingly flock to CBS's slowpaced 'Sunday Morning with Charles Osgood' because of the PBR Effect - it's so obviously uncool that it ends up being as cool as your grandfather  (capitalnewyork.com) (61)


Wed January 18, 2012
(CBS 4 Denver) Followup Tim Tebow declines CBS offer to appear on NFL Today this Sunday. As if Tebow has anything else going on Sunday morning  (denver.cbslocal.com) (34)


Tue January 17, 2012
(Some Guy) Sad Two guys I work with were arguing over the last doughut in the breakroom. One stuck his finger in it and then to celebrate or rub it in gave the other guy a crotch chop. These are supposedly adults. What amused you this morning so far?  (google.com) (268)


Tue January 10, 2012
(Boston.com) Amusing The voters of Dixville Notch, NH are famed for being the first town in the country to vote. So who got the most votes this morning? Barack Obama  (boston.com) (136)


Sat January 07, 2012
(YouTube) Cool The best video of an acrobat flipping five bowls onto her head with her foot while on a unicycle that you will probably see this morning  (youtube.com) (25)


Wed January 04, 2012
(YouTube) Amusing Morning weatherman will read ANYTHING in the prompter  (youtube.com) (26)


Sun January 01, 2012
(YouTube) Scary Video of some guy's office during this morning's earthquake in Japan. I'm sorry, but if there's flying office equipment going on, I'd be hiding under my desk instead of videotaping. (Not safe for work language)  (youtube.com) (25)


Fri December 30, 2011
(UPI) Obvious Drinking so-called "hair of the dog" the morning after a hangover only makes things worse. Who would have thought drinking more booze because you've drank too much booze was a bad thing?  (upi.com) (105)
(xkcd) Amusing This made me laugh so hard this morning, and I just wanted to share  (xkcd.com) (159)


Mon December 26, 2011
(Some Londoner) Cool Want to see a city completely empty of people? Try London on Christmas morning  (ianvisits.co.uk) (66)


Thu December 22, 2011
(Space) Interesting Astronomers discover blurry red dot  (space.com) (42)


Tue December 20, 2011
(The Smoking Gun) Asinine Louisiana Walmart introduces handicap scooter bumper car competition to spice up the early-morning hours at the store  (thesmokinggun.com) (29)


Mon December 19, 2011
(Google) Photoshop Photoshop Theme: the last thing you want to find under your tree on Christmas morning  (google.com) (42)


Thu December 15, 2011
(Some Guy) Dumbass Not news: A former administrative assistant for the Maine Trial Lawyers Association admitted in court this morning to embezzling $166,000. FARK: Most of the money was used to purchase sheep and thugs  (kjonline.com) (29)
(Salon) Amusing The Salon Hack List 2011: "Criteria for inclusion included being wrong about literally everything, shameless sycophancy, appearing on 'Morning Joe' and being 'Morning Joe'"  (salon.com) (86)


Tue December 06, 2011
(Oregon Live) Strange Surfer bit by either a shark, a sea lion, a mermaid, or perhaps Aquaman  (oregonlive.com) (38)


Mon December 05, 2011
(Telegraph) Interesting Government agency to provide free morning-after pills this Christmas season to any ho, ho, hos that request them over the phone  (telegraph.co.uk) (137)


Thu December 01, 2011
(The New York Times) Cool In addition to making you send unremembered, early morning, sexually charged emails to your boss, Ambien also can wake brain injury victims from a persistent vegetative state  (nytimes.com) (147)


Wed November 30, 2011
(ABC) Interesting Scientists identify "morning person" gene. Researchers tentatively call it Couric7AM  (abcnews.go.com) (72)


Tue November 29, 2011
(BBC) Strange British coastguard alert ships in Bristol Channel to avoid a two-door compact car last seen bobbing up and down off the pier at Mumbles. Alert cancelled this morning when car discovered washed up on beach at nearby Raised-Eyebrows-on-Sea  (bbc.co.uk) (31)


Mon November 21, 2011
(Starpulse) Cool Ozzy Osbourne lands radio show. Don't miss "Unintelligible Gibberish in the Morning" on SiriusXM  (starpulse.com) (39)


Thu November 17, 2011
(My Fox DC) Asinine In the name of fighting social and economic inequality, high unemployment, greed, corruption, and undue influence of corporations - Occupy DC is going to F up your commute to work this morning  (myfoxdc.com) (214)


Mon November 14, 2011
(Salon) Amusing "Oft-bankrupt former fake presidential candidate and television clown Donald Trump announced on Fox and Friends this morning that he is very close to announcing his presidential endorsement." HONK  (salon.com) (93)


Sat November 05, 2011
(Boston Herald) Obvious Police see no need to check data recorder from car wrecked by politician in early morning accident  (bostonherald.com) (76)


Thu November 03, 2011
(Deadline) Interesting CNN taps Soledad O'Brien for morning show. Giggity  (deadline.com) (42)


Tue November 01, 2011
(Some Guy) Amusing Sinkhole swallows 80 year old man as he goes for morning "newspaper". Whatever that is, it sounds dangerous  (nbcnewyork.com) (18)


Thu October 27, 2011
(Yahoo) Unlikely Stock market up over 2% this morning on news that we're really truly out of the recession. Well, corporations are. You, not so much  (finance.yahoo.com) (58)


Wed October 19, 2011
(Chicago Tribune) Amusing Suspiciously huge package delays morning train service. Sorry about that  (chicagotribune.com) (15)
(Yahoo) Spiffy Early morning encounter with Spock turns ABC news anchor gay  (news.yahoo.com) (110)
(The Province) Spiffy The Province (Canada) lists FARK'S hilarious NFL headline as a highlight of their Morning Briefing column  (theprovince.com) (0)


Tue October 18, 2011
(Daily Mail) Interesting Apparently the British phrase "little eyes need to avert" translates to "you might not ever have an erection again" in American English  (dailymail.co.uk) (40)
(Mediaite) Amusing Anchorwoman tries to do live morning interview with Harry Belafonte. Difficulty: He's asleep that day-o (w/video)  (mediaite.com) (13)


Sat October 15, 2011
(Wired) Spiffy ♫ Walked out this morning, Don't believe what I saw, Twelve Somali pirates knocking on my door ♫ I'll send an SOS to the world, I'll send an SOS to the world, I hope that someone gets my message in a bottle ♫  (wired.com) (37)

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