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204 headlines found matching 'morning'
Wed July 26, 2017
Source     Fark Headline Comments
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Two Scoops banned transgender soldiers in the military in an early morning tweet, the ACA repeal failed, Scalise was discharged from the hospital, and Duterte doubles down on his hate speech. It's your Hayes/Maddow/O'Donnell thread, starts at 9PM EDT
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Did you hear the one about the $2 billion marketing company that forgot to renew their own domain?
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Trump Supporters: This proves something
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Tue July 25, 2017
(Opposing Views)
 
 
 
British police post photo of attractive young officer. Sexist comments have gotten so bad they've upgraded their official response from "Oh, I say" to "Wot's all this then?"
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Sun July 23, 2017
(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
The Sunday Morning Music Club is on a roll: this week we're looking for the five absolute best albums of the '90s (wearing flannel shirts and Doc Martens is optional)
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(Quartz)
 
 
 
CSB Sunday Morning: Take this job and shove it
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Senator McCain went for a hike (not in the woods) with his daughter (not Chelsea) and posted pics today (but not with "random" neighbors) so all is well and this is totally not like Hillary Clinton
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Sat July 22, 2017
(Good Reads)
 
 
 
The Saturday Morning Book Club wants to know which books you love to re-read again and again. The Saturday Morning Book Club wants to know which books you love to re-read again and again
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Thu July 20, 2017
(The Big Lead)
 
 
 
Well-adjusted sports fan is sending snailmail to ESPN SportsCenter anchors that critiques their diction and dress. He cares about the details, at least
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Wed July 19, 2017
(Patheos)
 
 
 
Joel Osteen: I am one with the Force and the Force is with me
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Tue July 18, 2017
(Digg)
 
 
 
Trump brags about how close the vote would have been in the failed GOP effort to repeal Obamacare. Says vote would have been 48 - 4. That's a pretty impressive vote by any standard
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Trump credits the Democrats for keeping the Affordable Care Act on the books
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Sun July 16, 2017
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Donnie cracked the password again, going on a Twitter tirade before the Sunday morning talk shows, ranting "HillaryClinton can illegally get the questions to the Debate & delete 33,000 emails but my son Don is being scorned by the Fake News Media?"
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(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Sunday Morning Music Club Challenge, Part Deux: What were the absolute five best albums of the 1980s?
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(Charlotte Observer)
 
 
 
CSB Sunday Morning: Summer Camp
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Sat July 15, 2017
(Florida Today)
 
 
 
Jesus, Jesus
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(Ranker)
 
 
 
The Saturday Morning Book Club is thinking big this week. Really big. We're looking for the best coffee table books (coffee table sold separately)
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Thu July 13, 2017
(Panama City News Herald)
 
 
 
Police say the man who crashed truck into county government complex, set it on fire and died was not mad at government or any government official. In other news, police say no "real" evidence rising sun related to warmth
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Proving sports journalism is not dead, the Quintana trade was broken by Reddit users KatyPerrysBootyHole and WetButt23
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(Media Matters)
 
 
 
Shepard Smith criticizes Trump for watching DVR recordings of Fox & Friends
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Wed July 12, 2017
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Trump's Nominee to head the FDIC withdraws his name from consideration citing "Family related issues" Which is usually Washington-speak for : the two dead hookers I woke up to in my bed this morning were sisters
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Morning Joe is first rat off GOP ship
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Sun July 09, 2017
(Paste Magazine)
 
 
 
Sunday Morning Music Club Challenge: What were the absolute five best albums of the 1970s?
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
CSB Sunday Morning: Your day in court
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Sat July 08, 2017
(BookRiot)
 
 
 
What's the strangest, most unusual book in your personal library? This week, the Saturday Morning Book Club heads into the Twilight (Reading) Zone
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Fri July 07, 2017
(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
Vandals cause $20,000 to elementary school, Visigoths unimpressed
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
"The guilty secret of every ambassador in DC is that the first thing they do in the morning is check the president's Twitter feed." Welp, we're boned
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Thu July 06, 2017
(12News Phoenix)
 
 
 
Imagine you're cruising down the freeway at 1 in the morning when all of a sudden you see headlights moving toward you, and you catch it on your dash cam
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Wed July 05, 2017
(Oldham Chronicle (UK))
 
 
 
Thief plays Grand Theft Auto for real, smashing several cars after jacking a lorry with a crane on top and making good his getaway after dragging a car down the road this morning
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
If you're caught peeing in a pool you usually only lose your dignity... usually
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Tue July 04, 2017
(Vox)
 
 
 
Kellyanne Conway says Trump mostly tweets about policy. With a straight face. Gotta hand it to her, she stays on message better than her boss does
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Mon July 03, 2017
(The Liberal Advocate)
 
 
 
Analyzing Trump's attitude towards women after 'Morning Joe' attacks
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Sat July 01, 2017
(Fark)
 
 
 
This week in the Saturday Morning Book Club, what three books should be on everyone's book shelf?
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Fri June 30, 2017
(UPI)
 
 
 
"That's some fine police work there, Lou"
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Joe and Mika were supposed to be off today and enjoying their vacation. For some odd reason they've decided to delay their vacation and go to work on Friday. It's your Morning Joe discussion thread. Show starts at 6 a.m. ET
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Wed June 28, 2017
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Rob Lowe saw Bigfoot and he thought it would kill him but it didn't and instead we get to watch him talk about it and some aliens on his new show The Lowe Files because Rob Lowe has no shame but he does need lots and lots of money. And blow
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Tue June 27, 2017
(Bozeman Daily Chronicle)
 
 
 
Tip: if you're traveling with a load of stolen guns you're hoping to trade for meth, the probation and parole office parking lot is not a wise place to fall asleep in your car
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(WHNT Huntsville)
 
 
 
Redstone Arsenal active shooter drill JUST GOT REAL
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Trump was on his Twitter soapbox early this morning; "Wow, CNN had to retract big story on 'Russia,' with 3 employees forced to resign. What about all the other phony stories they do? FAKE NEWS"
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Mon June 26, 2017
(Twitchy)
 
 
 
Bernie Sanders is a guest on Meet the Press, and no one bothers to ask him about being under FBI investigation
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Sun June 25, 2017
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Trump continues tradition of bizarre Sunday morning Tweets, stating "I am on Fox and Friends. Enjoy. Hillary Clinton colluded with the Democratic Party in order to beat Crazy Bernie Sanders. Is she allowed to so collude? Unfair to Bernie"
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(Esquire)
 
 
 
"The blues ain't nothing but a good man feeling down." The Sunday Morning Music Club is looking for the essential blues albums that everyone should have in their collection
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(Kansas City)
 
 
 
CSB Sunday Morning: That time my town went Hollywood
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Sat June 24, 2017
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Imagine Joe Arpaio in pink underwear, his tanned body glistening in the desert sun. Monday morning he goes on trial
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(Harpers Bazaar)
 
 
 
So...what's on your summer reading list? The Saturday Morning Book Club is heading to the beach for vacation and needs some suggestions
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(Media Matters)
 
 
 
Fox f*cks up story, quickly attempts to backtrack unsuccessfully
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Fri June 23, 2017
(CBS News)
 
 
 
While Vladimir Putin gave direct instructions to his government to destroy America by helping to elect Trump. Obama debated and settled on a weak set of sanctions narrowly tailored to be as symbolic as possible
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
What is your best cure for a hangover? Link on left goes to a list of the "six best ways to cure a hangover". Link on the right goes to a long list of FARKers saying "just never stop drinking"
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(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
If you lost your car in the Potomac River sometime this morning, police would really like to talk to you. Unless, you know, you died. In which case, sorry, dude
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Thu June 22, 2017
(Philly.com)
 
 
 
This is why you don't buy children on an installment plan
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(WMUR New Hampshire)
 
 
 
A baby fell out of the window. You'd think that he would have gone POW. But good luck was with him that morning. He fell on his handy stuffed cow
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
These pictures of Trump playing tennis in tight white shorts will surely be the thing that sinks his presidency
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(Latest)
 
 
 
This is what democracy looks like in Trump America: Protesters with disabilities -- some in wheelchairs -- DRAGGED AWAY from Mitch McConnell's office Thursday morning after staging sit-in to send message that health care is matter of "life or death"
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(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Charlie Crist calls for national day of civility, that goddamn bastard
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Jurassic World sequel title announced with a tagline that is all about the Goldblumminess
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
Disrespect to the president will lead to the rise of the Anti-Christ, no word on whether that includes the disrespect towards Obama from the right for eight years, but probably not
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(CNN)
 
 
 
CNN has decided to pour gasoline on this morning's forthcoming tweet storm
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
Sears Canada shares drop on news it's preparing to seek court protection. SELL MORTIMER SELL
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Wed June 21, 2017
(Guardian)
 
 
 
The morning pint: another London mainstay circles the drain
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
New York's MTA off to a rocky start with new driverless bus experiment
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Tue June 20, 2017
(Newschannel 9)
 
 
 
Police investigating after two bodies found at Chattanooga cemetery. Fear more bodies may be found
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(News4Jax)
 
 
 
Work detail guard collapses. Prisoners immediately escape. Just kidding, they perform CPR and call an ambulance
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(Oldham Chronicle (UK))
 
Video
 
Why is an elderly man stealing plants from my garden at 2:30am?
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(Tales of the Cocktail)
 
 
 
Who else is shaken and a little stirred this morning from celebrating National Martini Day?
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Sun June 18, 2017
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
President Trump decided to begin today by wishing everyone a Happy Fath-....erm, actually he chose to gloat about his myriad "accomplishments," complain yet again about the "Witch Hunt," and claim that he has higher approval ratings than Obama
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Another Sunday Morning Music Club suggestion from the email bag: "What lyric or song bests represents Fark?" In a related question, just how many songs are there about drinking?
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(Inc)
 
 
 
CSB Sunday Morning: Out of your element
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Sat June 17, 2017
(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
If you want to know why Dutch kids are the happiest kids in the world it's because they eat chocolate for breakfast
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(People Magazine)
 
 
 
To make dads everywhere happy, instead of a crappy tie or tacky cologne the Saturday Morning Book Club is looking for the best books to buy for the old man
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(Esquire UK)
 
 
 
Cristiano Ronaldo wants to leave Real Madrid and his decision is irreversible, like my raincoat
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Fri June 16, 2017
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
When informed by officers that you are driving on the wrong side of the road, "Oh. I didn't know that. I'm not from here, I'm from Canada" is not the appropriate response, drunk Orlando City SC footballer
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Kitty cat Kiss member Peter Criss retires. Last straw was arguing over playing their 2014 hall of fame induction show which they never played. Also, got booked on commercial flight while everyone else took the Kiss jet. Ouch
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Trump Tweets truth, Rosenstein may recuse and the Senate slinks in secrecy. It's the MSNBC prime time news block/dump thread, starting at 9pm ET on MSNBC
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Thu June 15, 2017
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
The "dirty bomb" scare that shut down part of the Port of Charleston this morning happened because of tips from an Alex Jones wannabe with a YouTube channel featuring gems like "I've Further Evidence Linking Hillary To The Murder Of Seth Rich"
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(The Onion)
 
 
 
Virginia shooting proves that everyone was right about everything about gun control all along
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(Bipartisan Report)
 
 
 
Back in 2016, Rand Paul said we have a 2nd Amendment so that we can take out tyrannical government types. Unless, of course, you're talking about 2017 Republicans, then the 2nd Amendment sucks
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(US House of Representatives)
 
 
 
What exactly were the victims of this morning's shooting doing out in that park in VA? Here's the history of congressional baseball, the last vestige of collegiality
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Having trouble in your relationship balancing sex and sleep? Wake up and read this
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Tue June 13, 2017
(Twitter)
 
 
 
A very long, in-depth tweet thread about how the "Fire Mueller" idea will play out. After this morning, we're somewhere around step 5 or 6
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Guess who cracked the Twitter password this morning? Today's gem: "The Fake News Media has never been so wrong or so dirty. Purposely incorrect stories and phony sources to meet their agenda of hate. Sad"
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Mon June 12, 2017
(WTOP)
 
 
 
And so it comes to this: School principal offering students $100 if they'll just stop using their cell phones all the time
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Sun June 11, 2017
(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
This week, we go to the email bag: "I mentioned world music to my wife the other day, and she had no idea what I was talking about. Sunday Morning Music Club, please help me educate her with suggestions on what she should listen to"
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(Fark)
 
 
 
CSB Sunday Morning: Best CSBs and TF gifts from a thread fan
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Sat June 10, 2017
(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
One of the most popular themes in literature is the "Hero's Journey", as defined by legendary mythologist Joseph Campbell. The Saturday Morning Book Club is looking for the best examples of this theme
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Fri June 09, 2017
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
People suspect that McCain's bizarre questions for Comey were the result of drinking too much covfefe that morning
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Thu June 08, 2017
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Here's the copyedited "Predisent" press release sent by Trump's lawyers and ... man, that's a lot of red ink
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(WGNO)
 
 
 
You know lunch was epic when they have to evacuate three floors of your building because of the odor coming from the bathroom
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(Slate)
 
 
 
What is "that thing"?
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Wed June 07, 2017
(Politico)
 
 
 
President Trump reaches out to Qatar's emir, offers to help resolve regional conflict:"Have you tried tweeting about it? Like, a lot? And really early in the morning?"
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Why do people whom would never even think of calling anyone in the middle of the night, think that calling someone who they know works nights at 11am on their day off is fine? Should I start calling them at 2am on weekends?
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Will there be damning testimony this morning that feeds into this afternoon's shoe drop? Will Trump live tweet objections to everything? Will Kushner "go fishing"? THIS is your Trump scandal/speculations thread. (5 pm ET estimated NYT/WaPo shoe drop)
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(Fark)
 
 
 
"I've learned over decades of building that a deadline is a potent tool for problem-solving." -Adam Savage. So if you're short on time, break out the duct tape and C4 because THIS is your Fark Writer's thread, deadline approaching edition
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(Rare.us)
 
 
 
And now we've reached the part of the narrative where Kellyanne Conway says news anchors critical of Trump should be fired
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(SB Nation)
 
 
 
Ever wake up the morning after partying, and look at the bar tab asking "What was I thinking?"
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(Kotaku)
 
 
 
A company is selling a Pikachu butt plug that is surprisingly not some kind of geeky sex aid
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Tue June 06, 2017
(Fox News)
 
 
 
If you stole a pick up truck in Aberdeen, Idaho on Sunday morning and then wrecked it, and impaled a guardrail through it, crossing a canal and then getting away, everybody wants to talk to you because WTF happened here?
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Oh my god, what a terrible idea. Of course he is
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Mon June 05, 2017
(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Beached whale rescued from shore on Treasure Island Sunday morning, was pushed back into the sea in spite of constant "but I bought a three day pass to Disney World" pleas
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(Today)
 
 
 
Making us all feel bad about the way we look on a Monday morning, Jennifer Lopez posts a make-up free photo
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Sun June 04, 2017
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Will the Warriors kick the Cavaliers while they are down? Or will the Cavaliers tie things up? Will it be Stephen Curry, LeBron James, Kevin Durant, or Kevin Love making a big splash? It's Game 2 of the NBA Finals, the fun begins at 8:00 PM ET
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(Esquire)
 
 
 
Nothing adds just the right touch to a romantic moment than just the right album. This week in the Sunday Morning Music Club, we're looking for the perfect "sexytime" mood music
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Sat June 03, 2017
(NPR)
 
 
 
This week the Saturday Morning Book Club is in the mood for love ... what's your favorite romantic novel?
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Fri June 02, 2017
(Snopes)
 
 
 
Was Kathy Griffin shot and killed trying to escape custody? No; she was just tagged and released
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(Action A Go-Go)
 
 
 
Neil Blomkamp is bringing invading alien action back with OATS and it definitely has nothing to do with a healthy breakfast or a fresh start to the morning
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
It appears that the source of all those damaging leaks coming out about Kushner and his ties to Russia, may be an enigmatic White House aide who goes by the code name name Beve Stannon
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Thu June 01, 2017
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Liam Gallagher explains why he sent Noel a birthday Tweet
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(C-SPAN)
 
 
 
Will we still have Paris? Will Trump accelerate the global cooking? Will every other nation still respect us, even a little bit, in the morning? THIS is your Trump Paris Climate Accords press conference thread (3pm ET scheduled start)
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Wed May 31, 2017
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
It's a day that ends with -y, which means Donald Trump has once again changed his position on something, this time on the question of whether he knows Carter Page
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
National Republican Committee launches coordinated effort to put an end to one of the worst threats to the well being of middle America: Morning Joe
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Tue May 30, 2017
(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
Three shot at wake that turned into block party. Apparently, this is how party season starts
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Sun May 28, 2017
(Irish Independent)
 
 
 
Old and busted: Beer bong challenges at college parties. New hotness: Dead dolphin dancing at college parties
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(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Keeping the weekend theme going, the Sunday Morning Music Club wants to know which musician -- past or present -- would you most like to hang out with for a day?
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
CSB Sunday Morning: Perfect moments
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(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
What do you do with a small dead gray whale, what do you do with a small dead gray whale, what do you do with a small dead gray whale early in the morning?
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Sat May 27, 2017
(Short List)
 
 
 
If you could hang out for a day with any author -- past or present -- who would it be? Yep, we're getting all "timey-wimey" this week in the Saturday Morning Book Club
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Fri May 26, 2017
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Super-comforting DHS Chief John Kelly tells "Fox and Friends" that the terror threat is WAY worse than most realize, saying "people would never leave the house" if they knew the truth. Enjoy your weekend everybody
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(Poughkeepsie Journal)
 
 
 
Gallant administrator schedules gym-floor refinishing for summer when the kids aren't around, what with the fumes. Goofus administrator figures a Wednesday morning in May should be fine; what could go wrong?
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Thu May 25, 2017
(Facebook)
 
 
 
Steve Dallas has been served by the bigliest, most terrific letter ever. Believe me. You'll never see another one like it
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Lana Del Meh announces release date of her new album
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Mon May 22, 2017
(Palm Beach Post)
 
 
 
Commerce Secretary Wilbur Ross marvels at lack of protesters in Saudi Arabia during Trump visit, forgets what the country DOES to said protesters
 
(Fox 40 Sacramento)
 
 
 
Neighbors say nuns are trapping, relocating their cats. Wait, what?
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Sun May 21, 2017
(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
The Sunday Morning Music Club is heading to the movies. Specifically, we're looking for the best movie soundtracks and soundtrack albums of all time. (And no, the two are not always the same)
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(Livemint)
 
 
 
CSB Sunday Morning: Finding Courage
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Sat May 20, 2017
(Mental Floss)
 
 
 
The Saturday Morning Book Club stays in Hollywood for another week, this time trying to find which books that so far have resisted all efforts to be immortalized on film really need to be brought to the big screen
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Fri May 19, 2017
(Jezebel)
 
 
 
"Knock knock" Giuliani: "Who's there?" "9/11" Guliiani: "9/11 who?" "You said you'd never forget post 9/11 TSA security guidelines"
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Pensioners are angered that Tories and Theresa May want to eliminate their discount winter fuel, so they may turn out in record numbers to vote in Labour and Jeremy Corbyn
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(Fark)
 
 
 
I accidentally ran over a squirrel driving to work this morning and feel horrible about it. I just needed to get that out
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(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
When is the best time to exercise? Morning, afternoon, or evening?
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Thu May 18, 2017
(Kotaku)
 
 
 
Come with me and peek behind the mystical Great Firewall of China and behold the ancient legendary world of the Click Farm... where all your hyper-inflated rating dreams can come true
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Wed May 17, 2017
(Flickr)
 
 
 
Photoshop this majestic morning
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Tue May 16, 2017
(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
Hillary's dark cabal has no doubt infiltrated the family of murdered DNC staffer Seth Rich
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Mon May 15, 2017
(Daytona Beach News-Journal)
 
 
 
Guy torches patrol car, calls 9-1-1 to brag about it and ends with "Trace that, biatch" Guess how this story ends, biatch
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Morning Joe power couple claim that Kellyanne Conway does possess a sense of shame
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
"I'm not sure how this president makes decisions," says Republican Senator Ben Sasse
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Nothing says rub this in your vagina like 7,927 tingling mint leaves
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Sun May 14, 2017
(Billboard)
 
 
 
In honor of Mother's Day, the Sunday Morning Music Club is looking for the perfect song to play for your mom ... and yeah, that does sound a bit creepy when typed out like that, but you get the point
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(Fark)
 
 
 
CSB Sunday Morning: Your Mom
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Sat May 13, 2017
(Some Book Guy)
 
 
 
A wise man once said, "Never judge a book by the movie." But sometimes, Hollywood gets it right...and sometimes, dare we say it, the movie was better. Share your adaptation opinions with the rest of the Saturday Morning Book Club
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Fri May 12, 2017
(Rocketnews 24)
 
 
 
Need something to get your lazy butt out of bed in the morning? How about a live wake-up call from a Japanese fisherman?
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(US House of Representatives)
 
 
 
Another Congressman demands that Trump give Congress the tapes he claims to have of his conversations with the former FBI Director. I can haz schadenfreude?
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Wed May 10, 2017
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Lorde discusses the meaning of "Green Light" though she hasn't even cracked the Top 100 submitters list yet
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(Tech Crunch)
 
 
 
Slack is down. Sysadmin "Bob" has been paged
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Tue May 09, 2017
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Do you shower in the morning or evening? Or both?
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Mon May 08, 2017
(Springfield News-Leader)
 
 
 
Man breaks into house, steals gun, electronics, jewelry, grandpa's ashes. With mugshot of grandpa ash thief
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(Talk Radio (UK))
 
 
 
You know when they say 'he died doing what he loved'? Well that probably doesn't apply to this guy, unless what he loved was falling out of the windows of castles
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Sun May 07, 2017
(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Secretive Air Force X-37B space drone may or may not have landed at Kennedy space Center Sunday morning
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(Quora)
 
 
 
The Sunday Morning Music Club is getting introspective today and is wondering ... just how important IS music in your life?
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
CSB Sunday Morning: Some assembly required
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Sat May 06, 2017
(Outdoor Life)
 
 
 
The zombie apocalypse is upon us. You have space for one book in your pack as you race to hide in the wilderness from the braindead hordes. Which one do you take with you? It's the Saturday Morning Book Club, Survival Edition
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Thu May 04, 2017
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Trump's new pass for religious discrimination was signed... I've got Monday morning. Who wants Friday afternoon on the "Federal Judge Issues Injunction/Ban" pool?
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Trey Parker and Matt Stone will not feature the Mr. Garrison/Donald Trump storyline this year as "a monkey running into a wall can't be made funnier"
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(Time)
 
 
 
Mika commits to having morning, day, and night Joe
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Wed May 03, 2017
(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
Latest right-wing conspiracy theory: Weather terrorism
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Mon May 01, 2017
(YouTube)
 
 
 
SpaceX NROL-76 launch and first stage landing from this morning. SPOILER ALERT: It all went as designed. LGT stream time stamp at end of countdown
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Sun April 30, 2017
(Consequence of Sound)
 
 
 
What was the last concert you attended? Was it any good? Would you go see them again? Should everyone else? It's the Sunday Morning Music Club, concert edition
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(Fark)
 
 
 
CSB Sunday Morning: That time you didn't get a ticket when you deserved one
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Sat April 29, 2017
(Extra Crispy)
 
 
 
Fark Food Thread: Yes you need to believe in unicorns ...and gravy. It's what makes life mythically delicious on a Sunday morning
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(Jack Kerouac)
 
 
 
Suffering from a serious case of wanderlust? This week, the Saturday Morning Book Club is ready to hit the road in search of the best travel books of all time
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Fri April 28, 2017
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Chinese fire drills are much harder than you think
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Thu April 27, 2017
(UPI)
 
 
 
"The cat was given a verbal warning for posing with what could be mistaken as an assault rifle while wearing poor camouflage attire," police said
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
Gozer the Gozerian, Gozer the Destructor, Gozer the Traveler, Volguus Zildrohar the TRAVELER has come. Well, either that, or someone dropped a wee too much LSD before doing their radio show this morning. Take your pick
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Wed April 26, 2017
(Uproxx)
 
 
 
Jonathan Demme, director of The Silence of the Lambs and Philadelphia, dead at 73
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Tue April 25, 2017
(The News & Observer (NC))
 
 
 
Proof that not all members of the GOP are worthless farking pieces of shiat. Republican judge retires so that a Democratic judge can take his spot before the seat is eliminated. Fark: NC Judge
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Mon April 24, 2017
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Oregon teen sells $1 million in custom socks. In related story, subby's teen kid managed to get out of bed this morning
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(US State Department)
 
 
 
Don't look now, but the US embassy in the UK is promoting Mar-a-Lago as the "Winter White House." I love the smell of emoluments in the morning
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Sun April 23, 2017
(CTV News)
 
 
 
Science knows that listening to music can make you drive faster. The Sunday Morning Music Club wants to know which songs are most likely to result in a speeding ticket
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(Fark)
 
 
 
CSB Sunday Morning: Seriously Odd Jobs
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Sat April 22, 2017
(Fox 32 Chicago)
 
 
 
In today's weather, watch out for early morning golf-ball size hashbrowns
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(Good Reads)
 
 
 
The Saturday Morning Book Club is getting all brainy this weekend, as we debate which are the best science books of all time (in what will likely turn out to be a Sagan vs Hawking geek fight)
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Fri April 21, 2017
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Joe Scaroborough back on the Palin train
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Today's totally not a Mad Lib headline: "South Korean man dies after eating toads"
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Thu April 20, 2017
(AP News)
 
 
 
Russia officially tired of being woken up early on Saturday mornings
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(Network World)
 
 
 
Pro tip: Next time you're having trouble finding porn on the Internet, try Twitter's 'trending' list
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(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Is it OK to tell off other people's children?
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Tue April 18, 2017
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Alex Jones Custody lawyer : He's not REALLY nuts at all; those rants are just an act. Alex Jones on FB on the way to court: This is 100% real and anyone who says otherwise is part of a globalist plot to destroy me. Lawyer: Can I get paid in cash?
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Sun April 16, 2017
(Elite Daily)
 
 
 
Science says your musical tastes are locked in during your early teens. This week in the Sunday Morning Music Club: what triggered your first "aww yeah, now THIS is what I like" musical moment ?
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(Independent)
 
 
 
CSB Sunday Morning: Easter tradition
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Sat April 15, 2017
(Some Fictional Guy)
 
 
 
This week, the Saturday Morning Book Club wants to know which fictional character would you most like to be real? And, conversely, which one would you most *not* want to see in this reality?
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Fri April 14, 2017
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Auto insurance companies reveal secret tips - If you're married, drive a white car, and take out your policy in the morning - you'll probably get a bargain, even if you end up driving into a wall
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The Wisconsin nutjob who robbed a gun store and then sent Trump a 192-page "manifesto" studded with threats of violence and anti-government rhetoric, has been safely apprehended by police before Trump could offer him a cabinet position
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Thu April 13, 2017
(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Stop me if you've heard this one before: a clown and a wolf walk into a Florida 7-Eleven
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(Kotaku)
 
 
 
"Attack on Titan: Live Impact" stage show cancelled after aerial supervisor makes live impact with the floor from from 30 feet high
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(CNN)
 
Video
 
This morning's segment about the U.S. "Showdown with North Korea" is basically just a press release from the Defense Department. Are people really stupid enough to think this is journalism? Can humanity survive, or are we doomed by our own stupidity?
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Tue April 11, 2017
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Latest Poll shows Chris Christie (R) now officially the most unpopular governor in America. We should celebrate that by suggesting to rename Fort Lee's George Washington Bridge into Chris Christie Bridge
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
After a really tough Monday being President it was decided Trump should take the weekend off and go down to Mar-a-Lago
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(NHL)
 
 
 
Are you a Capitals Fan? Is the stress of inevitable playoff failure too much to handle? Don't fret, your team is prepared to offer you free "Playoff Yoga"
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Mon April 10, 2017
(CSN Mid Atlantic)
 
 
 
NHL Playoff bracket is set. Who's your team? Who will win each matchup? Notable injuries? It's your pre-playoff, Monday Morning NHL thread. Get your goonjuice ready, or make an adult drink...whatever
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Sun April 09, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
This week on the Sunday Morning Music Club: earworms. What are the best -- and worst -- songs that have ever gotten stuck in your head? Feel free to share your pain in video form
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
CSB Sunday Morning: Spring is here
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Sat April 08, 2017
(The Book Guy)
 
 
 
The Saturday Morning Book Club wants to know what's up next on your reading list. And if you aren't sure, you can always click the link for a suggestion
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Fri April 07, 2017
(AL.com)
 
 
 
Disgraced Alabama governor Robert Bentley, who was all about family values, begs prosecutors not to release more lurid details of his sexual trysts
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Thu April 06, 2017
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Yertle pushes the nuke button, Nunes is under investigation and Rachel interviews Adam Schiff on The Rachel Maddow Show tonight at 9:00 EDT
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Wed April 05, 2017
(Gothamist)
 
 
 
Irate Mets fan comes out of his parent's basement, sees shadow. Six more months of Mets losing
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Mon April 03, 2017
(USA Today)
 
 
 
911 OPERATOR: "Man, I'm glad that lady finally stopped calling us." "Why did she stop?" "I dunno"
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
How much coffee is too much coffee? According to my calculations I drink 1 gram of caffeine per morning
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Sun April 02, 2017
(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
"That was great, let's listen to it again." The Sunday Morning Music Club wants to know what album you've listened to the most. LGT subby's answer
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(National Geographic)
 
 
 
CSB Sunday Morning: Being underwater
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Sat April 01, 2017
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
In honor of the day, the Saturday Morning Book Club is looking for the books that make you laugh out loud everytime you read them. Other than Drew's book, of course, as that one is obvious
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Fri March 31, 2017
(KGW Portland)
 
 
 
Dead whale on the beach? "Blow it up." Big boulder blocking highway? "Blow it up." Dynamite is Oregon's answer to everything. With "it blowed up real good" video
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Wed March 29, 2017
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Capitol Hill: Good guys with guns stop bad driver with car
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Tue March 28, 2017
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Uber pulls out of Denmark. Says they have to get up early in the morning, won't spring for cab fare
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Bad: Burglary. Worse: Getting your pants stuck on a fence while escaping. Fark: You're upside down, hanging on the fence, pants around your ankles. Yes, there's a picture
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
Levi Strauss - History's Greatest Monster
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Someone should explain to Donald Trump that he's the President, and not a Saturday morning cartoon villain
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