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65 headlines found matching 'morning'
Wed July 30, 2014
Source     Fark Headline Comments
(CBS Pittsburgh)
 
 
 
Morning in West Virginia: birds chirping, a gentle breeze, and a woman taking her naked guy out for a walk on his leash
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(Uproxx)
 
 
 
Angel of the Morning has never been more appropriately/inappropriately used for a Deadpool movie
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Tue July 29, 2014
(Mercury News)
 
 
 
How Silicon Valley startups are totally disrupting the business paradigm of caffeine in the morning and alcohol at night
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(10)
 


Mon July 28, 2014
(Fortune)
 
Plug
 
Pilots battle against Walmart-ing of airline industry (Featured Partner)
 
 
(Tech Times)
 
 
 
In case you haven't noticed, and judging from this morning's commute, you have, gas has dropped nine cents in the past week and is threatening to actually start following the law of supply and demand
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Sun July 27, 2014
(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
Father of the year candidate doesn't notice when his 3-year-old son wandered out of the house ending up 10 blocks away at 2:30 in the morning and refused to open the door to police or pick up his son from the police department
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Thu July 17, 2014
(Metro)
 
 
 
People who get up early found to be much more likely to cheat and behave immorally in the evening than people who don't even realize there IS an eight o'clock in the morning
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(25)
 


Mon July 14, 2014
(Short List)
 
 
 
"Woke up this morning, got yourself a console"-- brilliant GTA remake of the opening credits from The Sopranos
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(47)
 


Sun July 13, 2014
(New York Magazine)
 
 
 
Your etiquette guide to summer vacation-house sex. Biggest takeaway: if you are the noisiest, then you must make pancakes in the morning
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Tue July 08, 2014
(Fark)
 
Plug
 
Totalfark: Where the pot calls the kettle black and then gets dogpiled by the waffle iron, crock pot and immersion blender
 
 
(Trust.org)
 
 
 
More than 200 people enter contest to write new Swiss national anthem after existing one criticized as being "too solemn" and mocked as "the Swiss weather report" because of its mentions of the Alps, morning skies and misty valleys
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Mon July 07, 2014
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Turns out Australians have their own version of the Northern Lights. They call them the Southern Lights and because they're in Australia, they're upside down and can kill you (pic)
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Sat July 05, 2014
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Good morning, sunshine. It's July 5, 2014. You've survived last night's rousing July 4 celebration, you managed to not burn your house down with fireworks, and you have one hell of a hangover to deal with. Try this
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Wed July 02, 2014
(ESPN)
 
 
 
In case you missed it, Tuesday was Kick-A-Mets-Fan Day, as it will be every July 1 until 2035
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(13)
 
(Jewish Daily Forward)
 
 
 
I guess now the IDF will start arresting hundreds of right-wing Jews, right?
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(75)
 
(National Geographic)
 
 
 
Happy 10th anniversary, Cassini. You don't look a sol over a third of a Cronian year old
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(22)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Knife-wielding homeless man arrested outside Good Morning America for trying to break in and kill Michael Strahan
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(46)
 


Sun June 29, 2014
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
News: Prestigious private school provides morning-after pill to students. FARK: They run out of pills after one weekend
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Fri June 27, 2014
(CBC)
 
 
 
The founder of Lavabit, the now shut down e-mail service used by Snowden to communicate with journalists, was interviewed on the radio this morning. Interesting tag trumps scary
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Tue June 24, 2014
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Ten tips on becoming a morning person, the greatest type of person there is
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Wed June 18, 2014
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Eight ways to make your morning more pleasant and productive. This list can't be right because it says nothing about drinking a bloody mary to take the edge off of the previous night's activities
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Fri June 06, 2014
(Daily Motion)
 
 
 
Morning
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Thu June 05, 2014
(WTOP)
 
 
 
New app promises to not only let you track your BAC, but also review your night out on the morning after. "You felt like an 8 last night. You delivered your jokes smoothly and charmed everyone. Well done"
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Sun June 01, 2014
(Anchorage Daily News)
 
 
 
Enjoy your morning cup of joe. The coffee industry in South America is nearing its death throes thanks to pestilence and drought
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Sat May 31, 2014
(Toonzone)
 
 
 
Multi-decade tradition of Saturday morning cartoons on broadcast TV is finally dead, as The CW cancels its cartoon block in favor of live-action E/I programming that discusses teens' issues
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(CBS New York)
 
 
 
New Yorkers lined up this morning in a line stretching more than two blocks. What were they lined up for? A) Free hats. B) Free food. Or C) Free books
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Sun May 25, 2014
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Think your neighbor is rude? "The convenience of having a helicopter is not worth the inconvenience it's causing to all us neighbors" Because the morning commute is SOO bad
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Fri May 23, 2014
(io9)
 
 
 
Not news: Picture of the moon. Fark: Taken from the International Space Station
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Mon May 19, 2014
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
You know you're in a heap of trouble when the cop giving you a roadside DUI test ends it prematurely because he feels you can't complete it without injuring yourself
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Sun May 18, 2014
(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
Hollywood portrays prom night as a magical rite of passage, an evening of romance and passion, the time when a boy blossoms into a young man. But Hollywood glosses over the part about finding your date dead in your hotel bed the next morning
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Fri May 16, 2014
(Gawker)
 
 
 
Morning talk show host walks off the set after a Michael Sam discussion. Kiss your ass goodbye
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Tue May 13, 2014
(Pando Daily)
 
 
 
GOP gubernatorial candidate caught lying. Asked for comment he thrust his hands up, shouting "victory is mine. Victory is mine. Great day in the morning people, victory is mine." He then proceeded to eat all the muffins and bagels in the Holiday Inn
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(Facebook)
 
 
 
Subby here. My 83-year-old Dad is going in for heart surgery tomorrow morning. Probably routine, but I am scared out of my gourd. He loves good jokes. I am at a loss, please help me with some good jokes I can tell him tonight
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Fri May 09, 2014
(Boston Herald)
 
 
 
It's one thing to get a game-winning, overtime goal in a playoff game to keep your team in the running to win the series. It's something else entirely to do all that after being brought up from the minor leagues that morning
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Thu May 08, 2014
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Justice is served as prosecutors dropped cocaine trafficking charges against a man rather than reveal the identity of a "sexy female informant" crucial to the case
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Wed May 07, 2014
(SacBee)
 
 
 
Turning to the morning traffic report, we have cow
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Sat May 03, 2014
(YouTube)
 
 
 
With all the cell phone cameras out there now, where are all the videos of...that's a streetlight
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Certain that everyone has received the news, mock shooters will swarm the new World Trade Center this morning firing "simunitions" - nonlethal paint-ball bullets. Nothing can possibly go wrong with this idea
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Fri May 02, 2014
(Toqueland)
 
 
 
Ex-chef Anthony Bourdain on life as celebrity: "It's easier than filling up the steam table in a shiatty restaurant you don't like in the morning knowing you're about to cook food that you hate for people you hate. Brunch is hard, you know?"
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(Optimal Human Modulation)
 
Video
 
If you woke up this morning thinking, "Man. I could go for a video exploring the use of synesthetic drones and neon dubstep within the paradigm of a surveillance state,"...well then. Today's your lucky day
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(AL.com)
 
 
 
Zoo loses four animals to flooding. Two Patagonian Cavys and two baby otters. Wait--don't otters swim?
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Thu May 01, 2014
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
So I'm 20 pages from finishing my novel, and I need some beer. Unfortunately, Indiana doesn't sell beer between 3 and 7 in the morning. Back home again, my arse
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Tue April 29, 2014
(US Department of Energy)
 
 
 
This morning, with a flip of the switch, the world's largest photovoltaic plant went online in Arizona. The Sun is there
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(Komo)
 
 
 
You see a suspicious-looking car at 3:30 in the morning in a seedy part of town. Do you C) stick your head in the car to see what's going on?
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Sat April 26, 2014
(KFOR Oklahoma City)
 
 
 
♫ The best part of waking up is no Type II diabetes in your cup ♫
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Thu April 24, 2014
(Townhall)
 
 
 
Voter ID would prevent the 164 cases of voter fraud by people voting in both Virginia and Maryland in 2012 because having a driver's license makes it harder, not easier, to be in Richmond in the morning and Annapolis two hours later
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Wed April 23, 2014
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Koch Brothers exploit Aurora tragedy in attack ad against Colorado Senator Mark Udall. Was that wrong? Should they have not done that?
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Tue April 22, 2014
(Politico)
 
 
 
We are witnessing the death of a) modern civilization, b) the GOP through cannibalism, or c) Sunday morning news talk shows
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Mon April 21, 2014
(Vox)
 
 
 
Counterfeit morning-after pills could lead to big problems nine months down the road
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(Boston.com)
 
 
 
Buy me some bagels and Apple Jacks, it's morning baseball coming to you live from Boston
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(Fox 2 St. Louis)
 
 
 
Easter morning sights: Families dressed up for church, Easter egg hunts in the park, ice cream truck driver beating the hell out of a rival ice cream vendor's vehicle...wait, what?
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(19)
 


Sat April 19, 2014
(Asheville Citizen-Times)
 
 
 
'ere, he says he's not dead
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(21)
 


Thu April 17, 2014
(CBC)
 
 
 
Hockey playoffs night two, four games tonight. If you were tired this morning rookie, you gotta step up your game.. I need you to focus. One (or 2) game(s) at a time, I want to see 110% out there.. 7, 8, 9:30 and 10:30ET TSN, CBC, CNBC, NBCSN
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Tue April 15, 2014
(CBC)
 
 
 
Calgary police chief calls 5-homicide stabbing spree "worst mass murder in city's history." Or as it's known in Detroit, "Tuesday morning"
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Sun April 13, 2014
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Prince William is just a regular guy, and he does stuff regular guys like you would do given the chance. For example, apparently he's been plowing Kate Middleton morning, noon and night
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Sat April 12, 2014
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Woman who threw shoe at Clinton, also disrupted courtroom during Aurora shooter James Holmes' trial. Please don your tinfoil hat and line up in an orderly fashion before commenting
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Wed April 09, 2014
(Quartz)
 
 
 
After Russia's Gazprom hikes natural gas prices 80% for it's Ukrainian customers, Ukraine this morning reminded Russia that its natural gas pipeline to Europe all run through Ukraine, who can shut them off if they want
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(Gloucester Times)
 
 
 
If you have $3 million this morning you could own an old proto-American flag that isn't even the same on both sides
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(16)
 
(NBC New York)
 
Video
 
'Rat on the train' terrorizes New York City subway riders
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(21)
 


Tue April 08, 2014
(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Michigan State fan goes around yelling 'Go Green, Go White' on the University of Michigan's campus at 2:00 in the morning. You know the rest
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Sun April 06, 2014
(How Stuff Works)
 
 
 
"Look, accidents happen. Data crashes corrupt your files, cell phones drop your signal and -- yes -- sometimes your morning commute zaps you straight into the side of a mountain"
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Sat April 05, 2014
(io9)
 
 
 
Rare vivid pink Aurora Borealis over Iceland, caused by an X-Class Solar Flare
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Fri April 04, 2014
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Marvel has their film universe planned out through 2028. Their comic universe, however, is still decided upon every Tuesday morning by whoever in the office is least drunk
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Thu April 03, 2014
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Sean Hannity "investigates" Spring Break, wakes up the next morning to Gretchen Carlson and a goat
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(55)
 
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Early morning sunshine may help you stay slim, according to findings from the U.S. Department of Stop Playing Videogames and Get Your Ass Outside
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(10)
 


Wed April 02, 2014
(WNDU South Bend)
 
 
 
In a story made for Fark, student arrested for breaking into a building while drunk, eating half a box of Hot Pockets, and passing out while eating Drumsticks. Bonus: Blew a .106 the next morning
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(35)
 
(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Oh the Japanese and their weird inventions: This time it's boobs phone cases for tech-nerds and they can choose from five different manga girls
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