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		Pink hearts, yellow moons, orange stars, green clovers, and hot lead  (myfoxla.com)	(25)

Hello, this is Phil. We found your lost vehicle. You had crashed it in a different place than you thought. But it's still on the Moon  (sciencedaily.com)

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(Satellite News)

Shout Factory announces its new MST3K DVD box set. Featured movies include Lost Continent, Crash of the Moons, The Beast of Yucca Flats, and Jack Frost. It's not world peace, but it's pretty damn close  (mst3kinfo.com)

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(Some Guy)

They can put a man on the moon, but scientists still can't explain earthquake lights, how the universe started, and Naga fireballs  (mnn.com)

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Apollo 13 astronaut Jim Lovell says it would be "catastrophic" if we don't land on the moon  (news.bbc.co.uk)

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(Some Spector)

Marvel Comics' best superhero, Moon Knight, is entering The Heroic Age  (digitalspy.co.uk)

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Another moonbeam loving pinko commie lib calls out the Tea Party for its 'innate racism'. Wait, it was Meghan McCain?  (blogs.abcnews.com)

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		Bush might have been able to get rid of North Korea's despotic government if he'd known he had a secret weapon: Moon Pies  (news.yahoo.com)	(46)
(Some Guy)		Boston St Patrick's Day Pub Crawl 2010. March 13th. 1pm. DIT. LGT Facebook event. Please leave your mooninites at home  (thefieldpub.com)	(75)

		Beethoven's "Moonlight" sonata played on a vintage piano like one ol' Ludwig Van might have used himself. It was gorgeousness and gorgeousity made flesh  (slate.com)	(110)
		Saudia Arabia is becoming more liberal as Israel is turning more theocratic, writes a credulous Maureen Dowd, who took a break from her research into Moon cheese and monkey fishing to write a column  (nytimes.com)	(105)

		`Precious' in 3-D? "That's not a moon..."  (abcnews.go.com)	(41)
		NASA reports additional discovery of 600 million metric tons of water ice on North pole of Moon, or roughly the equivalent of 6.72 Kirstie Alleys  (news.smh.com.au)	(47)

Using the same technology that Andy Serkis used to create Gollum, apparently scientists can now wander around the moon. Bonus geekery: Star Wars reference  (gizmodo.com)

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(Some Tommy)

Pete Townshend's tinnitus could put an end to The Who. Pity it didn't happen prior to their horrid Super Bowl performance. And no, The Who did not die with Keith Moon. Idiots  (digitalspy.com)

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Now witness the firepower of this fully armed and operational moon of Saturn  (blogs.discovermagazine.com)

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RIP U.S. manned spaceflight, 1962-2010. "The whole Mars project as substitute for the moon is simply a ruse."  (washingtonpost.com)

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		Obama: No more money for the moon. NASA: Fine, we'll just go to Mars then. Your move Mr. Not-Kennedy  (chron.com)	(153)
		Few species of photograph are as purely, simply awe-inspiring as those taken of-or from-the outer reaches of space. Case in point? Apollo 17 astronaut Eugene Cernan takes a ride on the moon, fulfilling dreams of nerds everywhere  (life.com)	(86)

Here's the one thing from the Grammys that wasn't craptacular: Jeff Beck and Imelda May perform "How High the Moon"  (youtube.com)

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(Prefix)

Flaming Lips to headline first night of Bonnaroo festival by lulling audience to sleep with their entire version of "Dark Side of the Moon"  (prefixmag.com)

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California calls studio used to fake Moon landings a protected "state historical resource"  (news.bbc.co.uk)

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(Some Guy)

Not only is Focus on the Family ruining the Super Bowl with the Tim Tebow ad, they run fake clinics with fake preganancy tests and fake ultrasounds. They faked the Moon shots, too  (womensmediacenter.com)

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(bostonist.com)		"The popular 'Three Wolf Moon' t-shirt... became famous a few years ago when pranksters from Fark... posted hilarious Amazon reviews of the shirt and its purported powers." Behold the purported power of Fark  (bostonist.com)	(14)
		Educational video uses hip-hop to teach about the phases of the moon. As dope as anything Kid Cudi's dropped. Word. And so forth  (youtube.com)	(15)

Obama will cancel NASA's moon program and make the agency study global warming instead "We certainly don't need to go back to the moon," said one administration official, who sucks  (orlandosentinel.com)

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That's no -- wait, it's TWO moons  (blogs.discovermagazine.com)

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Obama is disconnected from the concerns of the people, in much the same way Saturn's moons are disconnected from Madonna's nipples  (online.wsj.com)

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Missing Hawaiian moon rocks finally found, despite the claims of a small group of protestors that they originally landed in Kenya  (wired.com)

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I've seen some fakes in my time, but these 'shopped images of the fake lunar lander sites on the moon are legendary  (boston.com)

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Scientists find a hole in the moon that could shelter astronauts from asteroids and radiation, also serve as a biatchin' crash pad for some awesome lunar booty calls    (msnbc.msn.com)

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Moon phase: 100%  (youtube.com)

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(Some Guy)

If there's something you only get to do once a year AND once in a blue moon, 12/31 might be your lucky day  (universetoday.com)

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(Some Guy)

Study finds tremors originating deep underground caused by gravity of sun and moon, giant subterranean worm-creatures  (myfoxphoenix.com)

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In the 90s, the two best selling back catalogue CDs were Bob Marley's "Legend" and Pink Floyd's "Dark Side of the Moon." In the 00s, the top selling CD was...Bob Seger's Greatest Hits  (avclub.com)

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(Some Guy)

Flaming Lips' "Dark Side of the Moon" available today, with Henry Rollins and Peaches as guest vocalist, in case you wanted to fritter and waste the hours in an offhand way  (nme.com)

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Cow jumps six feet onto roof, possibly as part of his training to break the bovine "over the moon" record  (telegraph.co.uk)

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		Titan wets itself, winks knowingly  (blogs.discovermagazine.com)	(41)
(Some Alternate poop chute)		Special toilet means jail guards no longer have to search for contraband with latex gl--MOON RIVER  (thechronicleherald.ca)	(68)

Chilliest place in the Solar System ever measured by spacecraft found on the Moon, eclipsing the previous record held by your ex's cold, dark heart  (news.bbc.co.uk)

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The most awesome fading Moonset over Hong Kong you'll see today  (antwrp.gsfc.nasa.gov)

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New study confirms that some people do exhibit 'werewolf' tendencies during a full moon. "Some of these patients attacked the staff like animals by biting, spitting and scratching."  (news.com.au)

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(TorrentFreak)

Remember that chick who was being prosecuted as a pirate for recording four minutes of New Moon? It was thrown out and the director of the movie apologized. For the prosecution part, not New Moon  (torrentfreak.com)

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Trio of singing soldiers who raise money for injured comrades told they can't wear their uniforms when they sing God Save The Queen in front of the Queen because it's considered moonlighting  (thesun.co.uk)

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		I saw the sixth seal opened and there was a great earthquake, the sun turned black, the moon became blood red, stars fell to earth, the sky folded up like a scroll, mountains moved and The Jonas Brothers and Celine Dion planned a duet  (contactmusic.com)	(25)
		And, lo, there was a great earthquake; and the sun became black as sackcloth of hair, and the moon became as blood, and Steven Seagal's A&E show broke the all-time viewing records for the station  (hollywoodreporter.com)	(74)

		Woman charged with a felony for taping four minutes of "New Moon." If she'd videotaped the whole thing, they would have given her counseling  (consumerist.com)	(235)
		Ozzy Osbourne is 61. So Bark at the Moon? Why the hell not?  (youtube.com)	(32)

		Titan's lakes don't migrate with the seasons. But you stopped reading this headline after the first three letters  (blogs.discovermagazine.com)	(29)
		Box-office success of "New Moon" is comforting for future of movies, since it shows girl power is finally overcoming hegemony of overgrown teenage boys who traditionally produce and greenlight films  (movie-critics.ew.com)	(90)
		Woman says a deranged man followed her off the bus and stole her teeth. "He kept thaying how my teeth were beautiful, like the moon and the starth."  (sfgate.com)	(49)

Twilight: New Moon rules the box office for the second straight week despite Sandra Bullock staking them on Thursday. Well, I hope you're happy, America, we can expect even more sparkly bullshiat  (reuters.com)

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Man risks certain death to prank an entire theater full of "Twilight: New Moon" fans (with glorious video)  (examiner.com)

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(Some Guy)		Goodnight Keith Moon  (goodnightkeithmoon.com)	(103)
		CEOs cashed in before Wall Street meltdown. In other news, large moon discovered orbiting Earth    (rawstory.com)	(31)

(Collider)		New Moon earns $140.7 million dollars for the third highest opening weekend of all time. In other news, girls are dumb and have poor taste in movies  (collider.com)	(248)
		Man to marry his virtual girlfriend this weekend. Newlyweds will honeymoon at resort basement with a window view outside  (foxnews.com)	(120)
		Be glad for the tryptophan in the turkey on Thanksgiving. It blocks the 9 aphrodisacs from turning family dinner into a hillbilly honeymoon  (examiner.com)	(37)

(Nikki Finke)

"Twilight: New Moon" breaks the all-time box office opening day record. In other news, what the hell is wrong with people?  (deadline.com)

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Ebert on "New Moon:" Sitting through this experience is like driving a pickup in low gear though a sullen sea of Brylcreem  (rogerebert.suntimes.com)

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One of Jupiter's moons may be teeming with fish. Keep an eye on our dolphins; you never know when they might make a break for it  (io9.com)

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