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186 headlines found matching 'money'
Mon April 27, 2015
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Last year: Sen. Rand Paul stages a dramatic 13-hour filibuster denouncing the use of drones as illegal and unconstitutional. This year: Presidential Candidate Rand Paul, "There is a valuable use for drones." He can has defense contractor money now?
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(42)
 
(Hardball Talk)
 
 
 
Max Scherzer thinks the National League should adopt the DH. "No one wants to see a pitcher hit. No one pays money for that"
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(140)
 


Sun April 26, 2015
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Relatives may be allowed to throw good money after Dad
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(16)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Puerto Rico bank warns of imminent government shutdown due to a shortage of cash. Which is a poor excuse since being out of money for the past 50 years hasn't stopped the U.S. government
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(22)
 


Sat April 25, 2015
(WGAL 8)
 
 
 
Hopefully this bank robber uses the money to buy a better mask
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(12)
 


Fri April 24, 2015
(Global Geopolitics)
 
 
 
The new banking trend: Not wanting your money and giving you a negative interest rate to make it happen, possibly putting an end to physical cash
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(60)
 


Thu April 23, 2015
(Mashable)
 
 
 
New Cadbury candy bar contains 7 different fillings. Shut up and take my money
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(74)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
The reason millionaires have more money than you is because while you pay for your meat and wine like a sucker, they shoplift it all
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(20)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Woman taken down by police riot squad after taking home clothes hanger that had been left on subway: "It really has been the worst experience of my life but the whole thing is ridiculous. It's a complete waste of time and taxpayers' money"
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(64)
 
(Orange County Register)
 
 
 
California man awarded $650,000 after being beaten by sheriff's deputies while trying to get away on horseback. First time anyone has ever won that much money off a slow horse
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(84)
 


Wed April 22, 2015
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Woman is angered by people mocking National Organization for Marriage's gofundme page and donates the money she was saving for a down payment on her house-all $777 dollars worth. Unclear if she was planning on buying a single or double-wide
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(108)
 
(Crooks & Liars)
 
 
 
RMoney: "Hillary is too robotic to be President" No, seriously, it said that
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(59)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
8 million calls to the IRS went unanswered this tax season because customer service money was diverted to Obamacare and new reports required of foreign banks. If you'd just listened to Republicans, this would have been unnecessary
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(108)
 
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
CNN hires 40 political reporters to boost its ratings. Critics say if they really wanted to boost their ratings they should have spent the money to hire 40 viewers
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(16)
 
(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
It's a clear sign that you work for a crappy fast food restaurant when, after you get robbed on the job, your boss tells you that you have to personally pay back all the money that was stolen from the registers
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(138)
 


Tue April 21, 2015
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Couple finds rare Beanie Baby worth over $93,000, hope to use that money to invest in pogs
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(78)
 


Sun April 19, 2015
(The Indy Channel)
 
 
 
Man runs three marathons to raise money for child he's never met so she can go to Disney World after her dad died. Subby ate an entire box of Little Debbies for breakfast
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(33)
 
(Headlines & Global News)
 
 
 
You'd think that spending a ton of money on Kate Upton to pimp the Game of War app in television commercials would be a terrible move. You'd be wrong. Oh, so very, very wrong
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(116)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Fox is willing to wager that Pete Rose will make a great baseball analyst, give Jimmy Johnson a run for his money for most static hair, and gamble on him not going off the rails like Sarah Palin
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(21)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Random House believes it's wrong to give money to the estate of a Nazi war criminal in order to use his writings but it's all right to profit off those writings
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Sat April 18, 2015
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
New study says the perfect salary for happiness is $75,000. "More money had no measurable effect on day-to-day contentment"
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Fri April 17, 2015
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Count de Money: I have come on the most urgent of business. It is said that the people are revolting. King Cuomo: You said it - they stink on ice
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(27)
 
(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
Tony Romo sucks at golf too, at least according to Jordan Spieth: "I don't even know how much money I've won off him. Oh man. I don't know. I can't even count that high"
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(22)
 


Thu April 16, 2015
(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Problem: Florida will run out of funds for a low-income health plan, something which could have been totally avoided if Governor Rick Scott had allowed ACA funding for it. Solution: Sue the federal government for the money
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(66)
 
(Washington Examiner)
 
 
 
Hillary Clinton represents everything Democrats claim to despise: war, secrecy, big money and seedy political connections
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(239)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Derek Jeter says he's reluctantly accepted the soul-crushing drudgery of rolling around with Hannah Davis on top of his giant pile of money
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(25)
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
The champion of women's right's foundation accepted money last year from nations noted for their defense of women's rights that included Saudi Arabia, U.A.E., and Oman. This year they didn't make the list
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(21)
 
(WTOP)
 
 
 
Ben and Jerry's is making beer. SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY
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(69)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Liberals, a month ago: OMG REPUBLICAN TRAITERS LETTING BIBI SPEAK TO CONGRESS HE'S A FURRENER. Liberals, today: Oh, the Clinton Foundation will continue taking foreign money while Hillary runs? Why should that be a problem, grow up
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(127)
 
(Farktography)
 
Farktography
 
Theme of Farktography Contest No. 519: "Money Shots 3" Details and rules in first post. LGT next week's theme
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(23)
 


Tue April 14, 2015
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
In the latest installment of "Fark you, pleb, that's why," Verizon says consumers are adamant they don't want unlimited data, and if anything, wish data usage rates cost more money and Verizon was the only option for getting said data
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(64)
 


Mon April 13, 2015
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Money in politics is bad. Oh wait, Republican money in politics is bad
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(71)
 


Sun April 12, 2015
(Headlines & Global News)
 
 
 
Testing laboratories that ripped off taxpayers are harshly punished by having to pay back some of the money
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(11)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
Crowd-funding works for Broken Lizard; the Super Troopers sequel is a go, and they've got $3.5 million of fan money to do it
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(34)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Talk about paying it forward: Man loses wallet 14 years ago, gets it returned with more money than he had in it
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(27)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Man proposes to his girlfriend while they toured the Astrodome. Because what place is more romantic than a giant, hallow, decrepit, abandoned, money-sucking relic of the past?
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(36)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Article on 'surprisingly simple' ways to save money. "Don't spend it" surprisingly missing
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(37)
 


Thu April 09, 2015
(CNBC)
 
 
 
This just in from Captain Obvious: The amount of money you earn is inversely proportional to the amount of actual work you do
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Wed April 08, 2015
(Sports Illustrated)
 
 
 
Here is a list of "improper benefits" that can get you perma-banned from playing Div I football: 1) food 2) shelter 3) money from your family
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(36)
 


Tue April 07, 2015
(Salon)
 
 
 
Nestle being blamed for California's drought because they make money selling bottled water
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Now that the Supreme Court has ruled that Corporations are people, these "people" demand their civil rights. So fark you, gays and minorities, money comes first
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Sun April 05, 2015
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
"People throw themselves at cars for money more often than we realize" (with video)
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(23)
 
(KPHO Phoenix)
 
 
 
After realizing how much money they stood to lose, rock band Wilco reverses its decision to boycott an upcoming Indiana concert
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(50)
 


Sat April 04, 2015
(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
If you think Warren Buffet is a gosh-gee-whiz hayseed from Nebraska with a talent for investing money, wait until you read how Berkshire-Hathaway preys on low-income home buyers in a manner that would have made Cornelius Vanderbilt blush
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(46)
 
(Vox)
 
 
 
So it turns out that those "claw" games were rigged all along? Good thing I only spend my money on Shakeology and powerball tickets
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Fri April 03, 2015
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
New Hogan spending plan withholds money for schools, pay raises, mustache bleach, pre-ripped t-shirts
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(50)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Top 12 spring-cleaning hacks to save you time and money. #13: Not cleaning also saves time and money
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(45)
 


Thu April 02, 2015
(Portland Press Herald)
 
 
 
Judge: "I know you spent nearly seven years of your time and millions of dollars in investors' money salvaging a ship, but with a fraud investigation ongoing you lose the rights to trying to salvage it"
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(25)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Republicans trying to repeal Obamacare were still accepting money from the program. Hypocritical Republicans? I, for one, am shocked, SHOCKED
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(77)
 


Wed April 01, 2015
(Scribol)
 
 
 
Welcome to Bolivia's Road of Death. There's not enough money in the world to pay me to drive that route
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(113)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Dunkin' Donuts is now making Oreo cheesecake squares. For breakfast. SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY
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(2)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Heading into opening weekend, more money has been bet on the Cubs to win the World Series than any other team at two of Nevada's largest sportsbooks it done
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(66)
 


Mon March 30, 2015
(WMUR New Hampshire)
 
 
 
If your cunning plan involves snatching the Girl Scout money box from the kids selling cookies in front of a store, then jumping into a getaway car, you may want to rethink your career plans
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Sun March 29, 2015
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Hugh Jackman says he'll accept only one more giant truck filled to the top with that dirty, dirty X-Men money. And this time he really means it. Pinkie swear
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(40)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Tiger Woods drops out of top 100 for first time in 18 years, said to be crying hot tears of shame while lying on a pile of money and Denny's waitresses
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(36)
 


Fri March 27, 2015
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Chris Christie says marijuana tax revenue is blood money: "I experimented with cannabis once in college. I got so hungry I wound up eating a family of four. Bones, hair, clothes, everything"
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(110)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Xavier basketball star Matt Stainbrook works for the ride share company Uber to make extra money. Which seems natural for someone who spends the rest of his time driving the lane
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(10)
 


Thu March 26, 2015
(Fox News)
 
 
 
"Sorry that the whole kidnapping thing for money is a hoax, we are cool now, right?"
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(46)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
"We meant that the extra money had a direct pipeline going safely from the consumer into our pockets. Sorry for the misunderstanding"
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(41)
 
(Anchorage Daily News)
 
 
 
Maybe there is hope when a conservative senator and his liberal counterpart can agree on a way to save money by reducing the state's jailhouse population
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(22)
 


Tue March 24, 2015
(Gawker)
 
 
 
"Why do communities keep wasting money on useless tornado sirens?"
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(89)
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
Secret donor club trying to push Hillary to the left, because money is speech
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(35)
 


Mon March 23, 2015
(Myrtle Beach Online)
 
 
 
Man to police: Stripper stole my money while bouncers held cattle prod to neck, pistol to head
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(52)
 


Sat March 21, 2015
(Art Daily)
 
 
 
Alan Bean to auction his Apollo 12 memorabilia. Shut up and take my money. No, shut up and take even more of *my* money
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(23)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Happy 66th birthday to one of rock's most enduring stalwarts, Eddie Money. Here's his classic duet with Ronnie Spector, "Take Me Home Tonight"
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(54)
 
(Ultimate Classic Rock)
 
 
 
Metallica's last several efforts have lost tons of money. That explains why Lars Ulrich is always bargain hunting
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(186)
 
(MassLive)
 
 
 
Lawyer: My client was acquitted on drug charges, now give him his money back. City: We... uh... lost it
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(122)
 
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Two-thirds of Americans have loaned money that they will never get back. Or as banks call that practice, a mortgage
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(37)
 
(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
Soviet propaganda videos from the 1980s erroneously portrayed the United States as an oligarchy where the rich get richer and the poor get manipulated by moneyed intere--oh crap
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(196)
 


Fri March 20, 2015
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Texas to stop wasting money testing high school athletes for steroids after realizing it's pointless. In other news, people in Texas take high school athletics this farking seriously?
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(44)
 


Thu March 19, 2015
(IT World)
 
 
 
Nvidia introduces a $10,000 computer that can teach cars to drive by themselves. Or you could just use that money to hire a chauffeur
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(17)
 
(Music Business Worldwide)
 
 
 
The CD now officially makes less money than streaming in America
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(55)
 
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
While you're at work, your smart fridge might be making extra money at home by sending out spam emails
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(36)
 


Wed March 18, 2015
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Jon Cryer on Charlie Sheen's Violent Torpedo of Truth tour: "His first few dates resembled exactly what happens when a bunch of assholes throw money at a drug addict to make him dance like a monkey"
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(65)
 


Tue March 17, 2015
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Shut up and take my money
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(17)
 


Sun March 15, 2015
(Slate)
 
 
 
Poor rural schools need teachers, and the solution is not to offer more money but to use better marketing
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(128)
 


Sat March 14, 2015
(Rapid City Journal)
 
 
 
Guy who murdered wife claims that the "Karma Kandy Orange Ginger" pot candy made him do it, and not their mounting debt and life insurance money
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(38)
 
(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Agents said they were undetected until a marked car showed up outside for an unrelated incident. At that point, it looked like something out of a movie with dozens of people running away, leaving behind drugs and money, officials said
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(14)
 
(Newser)
 
 
 
Average cost of a U.S. wedding is now $31,213, which is a lot of money just for a woman to get a new name and a dress
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(79)
 
(Wonkette)
 
 
 
Are you surprised to learn that the small-government Republican who "regifted" his foster kids to a child molester also got $4 million in taxpayer money for his "Christian" preschool? No? Wow, you're jaded
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(233)
 


Fri March 13, 2015
(CBS DC)
 
 
 
How afraid are people of the IRS? Well, more than 3,000 taxpayers have fallen for old "We're calling from the IRS. Send us money" scam
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(33)
 


Wed March 11, 2015
(MotorTorque)
 
 
 
Seems Jeremy Clarkson's next review will be about how much dole money he's entitled to
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(170)
 
(Elite Daily)
 
 
 
The new monetary gold mine for athletes is promotional tweets. Here's the absurd amount of money they get for 140 characters
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(8)
 
(KTAR Phoenix)
 
 
 
No, you can't deduct all the money you spent on medical marijuana in 2014 from your state taxes. Or your federal taxes. In fact, just be glad we have legal weed and don't try to push the issue
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(35)
 


Tue March 10, 2015
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
The new book, Exploring Calvin and Hobbes, and why you should demand that Bill Watterson shut up and take your money
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(32)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Man stopped at JFK with $770K in cash from cigarette bootlegging says the money's for a building project in Yemen
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(50)
 


Mon March 09, 2015
(Bustle)
 
 
 
Studies show that Daylight Saving Time actually costs more by using extra energy. Which finally proves the old saying that time really is money
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(117)
 


Sun March 08, 2015
(WMUR New Hampshire)
 
 
 
Drive-thru Girl Scout Cookies. I'm not getting out of my car, shut up and take my money
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(25)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
The Dolphins have agreed to give him Suh much money
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(57)
 
(Inside Bay Area)
 
 
 
Liquor store owner sues customer he sold winning million-dollar scratcher ticket, claiming he fronted her the money, offering up a unique "signed contract" as proof
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(141)
 


Sat March 07, 2015
(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Maine looks to be the first state to tax nonprofits. Governor LePage figures with all the money they make, they can easily afford to pay the property taxes
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(226)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Your tax dollars giving guys named Ferrari money for cops stealing Ferraris will probably be just enough for this guy to buy a brand new Ferrari. Ferrari
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(43)
 


Thu March 05, 2015
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Shut up and take my money you damn, dirty ape
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(26)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
"Finance is no longer an instrument for getting money into productive businesses, but instead for getting money out of them." Asinine tag lights cigar with $100 bill and lays off Sad tag
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(44)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
Here's what happens when you ask homeless people if they just dropped some money. Their answers are probably more honest than yours would have been
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(43)
 


Wed March 04, 2015
(The Federalist)
 
 
 
How does tech whiz Elon Musk's company Solar City make money? The old fashioned way - using prison labor at 93 cents an hour. That and government subsidies
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(129)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
On second thought, maybe a 20-foot talking Christmas tree wasn't such a good use of taxpayer money
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(22)
 


Tue March 03, 2015
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Turns out even successful bank robbers make less money than you do, but at least they don't hate going to work
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(86)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
"Giving money to charity makes you a tool"
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(13)
 


Mon March 02, 2015
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Congressman uses taxpayer money for a private plane flight to go to a Bears game. SCHOCKING
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(90)
 
(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
Why are you spending all that money on fancy skin lotions when you could just be using cheap oil instead
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(64)
 


Sun March 01, 2015
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Larry David discusses Seinfeld, money, and his childhood, which directly inspired the character of George Costanza
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(11)
 


Sat February 28, 2015
(Action A Go-Go)
 
 
 
Sam Mendes opens up about why wanted to direct the upcoming James Bond film SPECTRE and surprisingly doesn't list "crap tons of money" as one of his motivations
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(41)
 
(Opposing Views)
 
 
 
Woman sends $1.4 million to her Italian online boyfriend who is currently jailed in Africa after being falsely accused of money laundering. "I am 95 percent certain that Chris is telling me the truth, that this is all legit"
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(99)
 
(LiveLeak)
 
 
 
Do you love to eat dumplings, but don't have a lot of time? This contraption might be worth the money
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(16)
 
(Toronto Sun)
 
 
 
Nova Scotia thrift store: Remember that large sum of money you withdrew from your bank in 2006? Well, we have good news for you
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(42)
 


Thu February 26, 2015
(The Register)
 
 
 
Feel like you're not making any money off your YouTube videos? Don't worry, neither is Google
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(62)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Jihadi "John" identified, which clears up the mystery of how ISIS has been making money
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Wed February 25, 2015
(Salon)
 
 
 
Renowned astrophysicist has determined that there is no life anywhere other than Earth... and space travel is just a waste of time and money
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(118)
 
(Philly.com)
 
 
 
A school bus aide has been charged with stealing lunch money and bagged lunches from preschoolers O'DOYLE RULES
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(26)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Pissing off both the 'Diabetes is punishment for being a glutton' and the 'taking vitamins is just pissing away your money' crowds, doctors find vitamin D deficiency correlates with development of type 2 Diabetes more closely than obesity does
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(145)
 
(NBC 12 Richmond)
 
 
 
The feds now require more efficient water heaters that save you money but are probably too big to fit in the same spot as the original heater requiring you to shell out a pile of cash. You're welcome, citizen
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(99)
 


Tue February 24, 2015
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Wall Street's argument against President Obama's proposal to make retirement account managers act in fiduciary duty of their clients: "We can only afford to give people bad advice that makes us buckets of money"
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(14)
 


Mon February 23, 2015
(AMC TV)
 
 
 
Will Mike tell Jimmy about his past? What happens to the money? Only a "Hero" can save us in tonight's Better Call Saul, 10 pm EST on AMC
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(48)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Four ways to save money in the aftermath of Disney World price hikes. Missing fifth option: Don't go to farking Disney World
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(96)
 


Sun February 22, 2015
(Baton Rouge Advocate)
 
 
 
Looks like crime does indeed pay. Arbitrator orders state to pay $6.5 million in film tax credit money to guy convicted of bribing the Louisiana Film Commissioner for film tax credits
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(21)
 


Sat February 21, 2015
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Best science money can buy
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(54)
 


Fri February 20, 2015
(MSN)
 
 
 
Rest in Peace...for less money with a coffin made in China
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(45)
 
(The Local)
 
 
 
What do you do when someone tries to sell you a fake Francisco de Goya painting? Pay for it with photocopied money
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(18)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The Supreme Court that has already ruled that money is free speech in political campaigns, now has to decide whether to take up the issue of whether laws forbidding politicians from lying are constitutional
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(47)
 


Thu February 19, 2015
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
To prove once and for all just how much they are against big money in politics, Democrats launch new super PAC to the tune of $70 million
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(117)
 


Wed February 18, 2015
(Omaha World Herald)
 
 
 
They took my money, my drugs, and my pants
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(11)
 


Tue February 17, 2015
(The Detroit_News)
 
 
 
"Mom, I need some money." "You know what we could try, hon?"
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(37)
 


Mon February 16, 2015
(WWE)
 
 
 
Will Roman Reigns continue to be cocky about his match against Daniel Bryan? Will Dolph get the shaft from booking? Seth Rollins promises to get hard and show us his coinpurse...er...Money in the Bank on Raw (8pm ET USA/Pre-show 7:30pm ET)
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(1067)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Today's retirees advised to time their deaths around the time their money runs out, but 50 percent of people will still outlive their money. Here comes the actuarial science
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(63)
 
(San Francisco Globe)
 
 
 
Barbecued bacon beef cheese sushi, aka the Shut Up and Take My Money Roll
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(21)
 


Sun February 15, 2015
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Hasbro to launch a Star Wars shut up & take my money kit
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(62)
 


Sat February 14, 2015
(WESH Orlando)
 
 
 
Woman gave two men she was drinking beer with money to buy more beer. They returned with the beer, argued, and the men returned to their tent with the beer. Hours later, they woke up to find their tent on fire
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(46)
 


Fri February 13, 2015
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Judge: "Yeah you might have won $1.5 million while gambling in the casino but the cards were unshuffled and the money must be returned. Too bad"
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(223)
 


Thu February 12, 2015
(ABC)
 
 
 
Incinerators built on U.S. military bases in Afghanistan burnt only one thing: $20 million of taxpayer money
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(36)
 


Tue February 10, 2015
(Radio.com)
 
 
 
What's the root of all evil according to Gene Simmons? Lack of money. Oh and he really likes Taylor Swift
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(77)
 
(Financial Post)
 
 
 
Greece could run out of money in less than a month
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(37)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Top USAID contractor IRD defends using government money to buy Redskins season tickets, saying that the Redskins qualify for disaster aid
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(22)
 


Mon February 09, 2015
(Gawker)
 
 
 
Virginia pastor arrested for blaming his mysterious gunshot wounds on a made-up black mugger. The true story remains unknown, but the smart money is split between 1) jilted gay lover, 2) unpaid gay hooker, or 3) handling a firearm while drunk
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(72)
 


Sun February 08, 2015
(PC Magazine)
 
 
 
AdBlock: I blocked your annoying ads. Google, Microsoft, Amazon: Have some money. AdBlock: I unblocked your ads
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(139)
 


Fri February 06, 2015
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
If you rob a guy, leave your bus pass in your abandoned getaway car and then take lots of pictures of your stolen money with your phone at your house, you probably DO deserve the title "Britain's Dumbest Criminal" (pics)
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(12)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Los Angeles city council candidates pledge to take pay cut if elected. "Frankly we get most of our money from taking bribes" they added... in a more perfect universe
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(13)
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
Bobby Jindal likes to talk the talk about "tax cuts" and "job creators", and suggests we need to do for America what he's done for Louisiana. Problem: Louisiana is hemorrhaging money. He took a $900M surplus and created a $1B deficit
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(82)
 
(KIRO TV)
 
 
 
Armed robber hides stolen money in his butt. Evidence presented to police after intensive money laundering
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(10)
 


Thu February 05, 2015
(Today)
 
 
 
At 3:03 Matt Lauer says, "My heart broke for you. How do you get over that?" Pete Carroll: "Well, I have piles of money and bottles of stimulants"
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(97)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
It used to be that if you worked, you got paid. Now, more and more college students are paying money to be able to work abroad
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(102)
 
(WBUR Boston)
 
 
 
MA voters: "No taxation without representation" *repeals law tying gas tax to inflation* MA Legislature: "Okay, fine, no increased money on transportation or infrastructure, but don't come crying to us when the T breaks" *T breaks down*
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(69)
 


Wed February 04, 2015
(The Local)
 
 
 
It took the German Supreme Court to decide you need money to pay rent
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(34)
 


Tue February 03, 2015
(KSAT San Antonio)
 
 
 
Q: If you're already serving 20 years in prison for laundering drug money, what do you have to lose by trying to bribe a judge? A: 5 years
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(18)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Somewhere in France, Hasbro is selling a monopoly set made entirely with real money, which should lead to some interesting arguments about who gets to be the banker
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(48)
 
(Badass Digest)
 
 
 
"How did the Wachowskis, a truly visionary duo granted an enormous amount of money and the freedom to follow their own muse, end up making a movie as bad as Jupiter Ascending?"
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(226)
 


Sun February 01, 2015
(Five Thirty-Eight)
 
 
 
538 presents the odds of winning with your Super Bowl Squares numbers. 0, 3 and 7 are likely winners, but if you drew a 5; you might want to kiss your money goodbye
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(16)
 


Sat January 31, 2015
(Today)
 
 
 
72,000 Americans now have 401(k) accounts of $1 million or more. All hope to enjoy the money when they can comfortably retire, at age 88
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(67)
 


Fri January 30, 2015
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Debt load of young people aged 18 to 34 doubled last year as they apparently keep spending huge amounts of money they don't have on beard wax, Star Wars dolls, Bulgarian tacos and marijuana needles, and that's just the women
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(73)
 
(MotorTorque)
 
 
 
People of Fark, if we pool our money together, we can afford a Batmobile. I've got $5, who's in?
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(23)
 


Thu January 29, 2015
(The Local)
 
 
 
Hi, remember when you where a student and made a few anonymous donations at the local sperm bank to get money for booze? Yeah, about that...dad
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(82)
 


Wed January 28, 2015
(C|Net)
 
 
 
Nintendo continues to make a profit without actually making much money
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(27)
 


Tue January 27, 2015
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Guy to city: "I broke my ankle during the flood, due to a submerged broken drain." City: "Here's your money... oh wait... What's this video of you trying to pull a stupid stunt while the neighbors cheer you on? Oh snap" w/vid
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(39)
 


Sun January 25, 2015
(Medical Daily)
 
 
 
Retail therapy 101: The smell of cinnamon is an inscentive to spend money
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(15)
 
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Police: Reward offered for info about man who murdered police officer. Citizen: This is the guy who did it. Can I haz reward money? Police: Fark off
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(194)
 


Sat January 24, 2015
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Today would have been Warren Zevon's 68th birthday. Taken from the world too soon, he was a masterful songwriter and singer whose contributions to music should never be forgotten. Here's a live performance of Lawyers, Guns, & Money
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(16)
 


Fri January 23, 2015
(National Press Photographers)
 
 
 
Sports Illustrated lays off all six staff photographers to save money, will rename magazine "Sports Illustrated via Outsourced Freelancers"
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(29)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Goldman-Sachs has been throwing down a lot of money lately on investments that would seem to violate the "Volcker Rule," a key Dodd-Frank reform. It's almost as if they know something already about the fate of that rule in the new Congress
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(28)
 
(KTAR Phoenix)
 
 
 
Leave it to Glendale, Arizona to find a way to actually lose money by hosting the Super Bowl
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(85)
 


Tue January 20, 2015
(WMUR New Hampshire)
 
 
 
Thieves break into ice cream stand. Because when you think about it, an ice cream stand in New Hampshire would leave all of their money in the cash registers over the winter, right?
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(60)
 


Sun January 18, 2015
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Brazilian airlines moves to start charging for babies on flights. Since undoubtedly it's a safety issue and definitely not another money grabbing tactic
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(25)
 


Sat January 17, 2015
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Oh look, it's time to play "Who can pay more money for a stupid piece of property in Manhattan" ... that you don't really own
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(114)
 


Fri January 16, 2015
(AOL (UK))
 
 
 
THIS IS A STICK-UP. GIVE ME ALL THE MONEY IN THE REGISTER AND--oh hey, Steve. Didn't realize you worked here
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(12)
 


Thu January 15, 2015
(My Fox Chicago)
 
 
 
Since eating well and exercising are clearly not an option, the FDA approves pacemaker-like device to zap obesity, steal your money
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(33)
 


Wed January 14, 2015
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Reality: Banks can't play Russian roulette with your money. Jamie Dimon: Banks are "under assault"
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(103)
 
(Vice)
 
 
 
Has anyone figured out a easy way to handle the homeless ruining those beautiful parks you spend so much money on? How do you get rid of these people? They gather in the parks and then people don't go to the parks. EA: Challenge Everything
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(50)
 


Tue January 13, 2015
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
If you buy $7,000 in furniture from this store, you will get your money back if oil is $85 a barrel or higher at the end of this year
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(34)
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
RomCo promises that RMoney 3.0 will be better, faster, stronger, lemon, wet, good. Oh dammit
source: politico.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(147)
 
(Colorado Springs Gazette)
 
 
 
Colorado doctors conclude months of meetings about the health effects of marijuana, but instead of reaching any conclusions, they all just agree that they need more money
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(65)
 
(North Jersey)
 
 
 
Further proof the auto bailouts were money well spent: Fiat Chrysler to add 1500 jobs to new Jeep manufacturing plant... in Italy. Thanks, Obama
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(47)
 


Mon January 12, 2015
(Slate)
 
 
 
Will cord-cutting actually save you money, or is Comcast truly your Lord and Master? Use this handy calculator to find out
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(200)
 


Sun January 11, 2015
(Hardball Talk)
 
 
 
Fail factor: Adam Jones loses $5000 to David Ortiz, betting that the Ravens would beat the Patriots. Cool factor: Money goes to Ortiz's favorite charity
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(12)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Gun sales surged in December. Apparently people finally have enough money again where criminals need guns to try to rob them
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(42)
 


Sat January 10, 2015
(New Zealand Herald)
 
 
 
Couple who have gotten 'unofficially' married 66 times around the world are planning a traditional Maori ceremony in New Zealand for number 67 further proving some people have too much time and money
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(33)
 
(MSN)
 
 
 
Rmoney 3.0 has entered beta testing
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(295)
 


Fri January 09, 2015
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
How easy is it to start your own microbrewery? Easier then you think, it turns out, but bring lots of money anyway
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(36)
 
(Digital Spy)
 
 
 
Netflix hopes to find more money in the banana stand, says they are "optimistic" about a fifth season of Arrested Development
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(60)
 


Thu January 08, 2015
(WTFark)
 
Video
 
Some people do horrible things for your money. Theft. Extortion. Reality television. Hosting WTFark videos. And whatever the hell these things are (some content not safe for work)
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(6)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
At age 74, California senator Barbara Boxer decides it's time to retire, cash in on the PAC and lobby money
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(71)
 


Wed January 07, 2015
(Washington Times)
 
 
 
I am all for blowing up this place and closing down pretty much the entire federal government except for our military. All for giving hardworking taxpayers their money back
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(101)
 
(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
The new definition of "throwing good money after bad"? Spending $400 to add truffles and caviar to a White Castle slider
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(6)
 


Sun January 04, 2015
(Metro)
 
 
 
"You take too long to eat lunch, we will fine you some money"
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(76)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
If you're a resident of Massachusetts, you can now use your Air Jordans in lieu of bail money
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(31)
 


Sat January 03, 2015
(Guardian)
 
 
 
You're going to need all the money you saved on gasoline to buy olive oil this year as the world is being hit with the worst olive harvest in decades
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(48)
 


Tue December 30, 2014
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
"This company proves you can make money and pay your employees well" S-H-A-K-E S-H-A-C-K? Hmm, that's a funny way to spell Market Basket. Maybe the spelling got screwed up in that successful worker riot
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(34)
 


Sun December 28, 2014
(Boston Herald)
 
 
 
Ice cream seller who used money and booze to persuade teens to attack his competitor now faces a very rocky road
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(23)
 

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