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500 headlines found matching 'money'
Mon May 29, 2017
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Trump tweets that more government money should be spent on healthcare making it best in the world. Man if only this guy was president so he could do something about it
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(Inquisitr)
 
 
 
A few 'Muricans are upset that Roger Waters didn't tone down the politics for his concert in Kansas City, despite his known history of controversial music and commentary. Facepalm tag off listening to The Final Cut, so 'Murica tag steps in
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Sun May 28, 2017
(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Trump accused Abbas of lying. Truly, this is his Waterloo
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Sat May 27, 2017
(Vox)
 
 
 
Why does the value of Bitcoin keep increasing?
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(Zero Hedge)
 
 
 
70% of millennials don't even have $1,000 saved for a down payment on a house. However they do have a college diploma they'll be paying off for the next 30 years
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(The Firearm Blog)
 
 
 
Don't know what to get that firearms nut? Bullets? Nah. Spotting Scope? Please. How about Gunsticles? Like Truck Nutz, but for your gun. SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY
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Fri May 26, 2017
(Variety)
 
 
 
Stand back everyone, there's a new Plinko champ in town
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(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
Teen selling her virginity hopes to buy a car. Yugo, girl
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Jacque Fresco, a futurist who envisioned a society without money has died at age 101, leaving no assets
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
"A guy who isn't particularly bright or hard-working, doesn't actually know anything, has bought his way into everything ever (w money from his criminal father), who is insecure, obsessed with fame and who is basically a shiathead," Bonus: Not Trump
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Trump's infrastructure plan. Hope you have toll money to pull over at the rest stop
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Thu May 25, 2017
(CBS Boston)
 
 
 
Did not see this coming- Blind woman pulls knife on waitress
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
The Raiders are actually modern-day pirates
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(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
"Nude dancers push back." Isn't that usually $20 extra?
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(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Your high school and college counselors were wrong - You should NOT 'follow your dreams'
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Wed May 24, 2017
(Boston Herald)
 
 
 
New deal for Rob Gronkowski could deliver twice as much per spike, if the big galoot can stay healthy
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
If some stranger from the internet wants to buy your used iPhone for $450 but only has $500 in $100 bills and needs change, maybe look at the bills he's giving you before you give him the money and phone
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Tue May 23, 2017
(Google)
 
 
 
20 year HS reunion is coming up and it looks like there is no way to get out of it. How in the hell do I get through this? Difficulty: I've done nothing with my life
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(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
Amazon accused of disrupting fruit economy by giving away 1.7 million free bananas near its Seattle headquarters. "The tech giant's largesse is changing the banana landscape for some nearby businesses"
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(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Schnapps founder goes bottoms up
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
The best part about Disney milking the Star Wars cash cow for all it can? It makes it more likely Mel Brooks will go on a Search for More Money
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(The News & Observer (NC))
 
 
 
Weather man to climate change deniers - "Submit your evidence to peer reviewed journals or stfu"
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Mon May 22, 2017
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Justice Gorsuch: it not fair that the rich can't do whatever they like with their money. IT IS NOT FAIR
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(CNN)
 
 
 
The real reason the Saudis rolled out the reddest of red carpets? They need America's money
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
This is how your finances should look in your 30s
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
The Brussels-Britain Brexit battle has been reduced to "NUH-UH, YOU OWE THAT MONEY"
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Add Mitch McConnell to the "guess who else took Russian money" list
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Jesus saves, but the Church of England makes a 17.1% annual return on its investments
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Sun May 21, 2017
(CNBC)
 
 
 
♫ Thank you for helping with bills ♫
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(kcur.org)
 
 
 
When you pay a buck for a box of Hershey's chocolate, you're getting a lot of box for your money. Chocolate, maybe not so much
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(CBS Pittsburgh)
 
 
 
ProTip: Do not give a store employee your real telephone number moments before you rob the place. And take a seat on the Group W bench
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(ABC 30 Fresno)
 
 
 
The war on drugs in a nutshell: "Bust of a Fresno smoke shop will help the Fresno County Sheriff's Office buy new helicopter"
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
No lady, your baby is not worth $1,700
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Nearly one-fifth of UK families will be hit hard by Jeremy Corbyn's inheritance tax plan
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Sat May 20, 2017
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Dad wins £101m in Euromillions. Dad gives kid £1.6m. Kid spends £550k on home. Kid quits well-paying IT job. Kid blows through everything in 2 yrs. Kid takes dad to court for more money. Kid loses case. The Aristocrats. Slovenly aristocratic child
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Thinking of setting up your first 401(k)? Here's a handy step-by-step guide of everything you need to know
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Fri May 19, 2017
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Hedge Fund billionaire Bill Ackman thinks he knows how Trump can save his presidency: Spend massive amounts of money on "Private sector led" infrastructure investment, because who isn't thrilled to death when a new toll road is built near them?
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
The Texas Tightwad who threatened to sue his date for $17.31 because she texted during the movie has got his money back without having to go to court. WHEW now we can relax
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(Nautil.us)
 
 
 
Telling investors to sit tight and not freak out during market corrections is like abstinence-only sex education. It ignores what people actually do, and often leads to underperformance
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
"I'll trade you a pack of smokes, these airline peanuts and my watch for you not punching me for reclining my seat" "Deal"
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Thu May 18, 2017
(NBC News)
 
 
 
House Democrats are raising record breaking amounts of money going into the 2018 midterms. Thanks Trump
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(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
Remember the old advice of having 6 months salary saved for an unexpected expense? Well, half of America is not even prepared for a $100 emergency
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Uncle Ben is mystified as to why investors ignore political risk until the last possible second. Says the man who invented Helicopter Money
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
Canadian currency under attack by clever counterfeiters armed with scissors, scotch tape and glitter. Police suspect local kindergarten class
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Cookie Cop pulled out of retirement, solves one more case. Suspect's canine companion still on the lam
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(The Drive)
 
 
 
Germany may decide it has too much money and join the F-35 program
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(The Cambridge Chronicle)
 
 
 
I hate to be the bearer of bad news but the 'Cow Poop Bingo' has been cancelled at North Andover's 45th annual Sheep Shearing Festival this weekend
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Wed May 17, 2017
(Guardian)
 
 
 
It's here - the 2017 finalists in England's "Shed of the Year" contest
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(KRQE News)
 
 
 
A six month long News 13 investigation reveals that convicted felons don't normally have half a million dollars lying around once they're released from prison
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
New study says Americans waste 40% of all available food. Which could be good news, because Americans don't need to eat another 40%
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(Shanghaiist)
 
 
 
Seeking vengeance by setting fire to an ATM and extinguishing the flames with your own pee after getting fired from your factory job is no way to gain future employment in life, son
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Friends consider man dying from stage 4 liver cancer an "inspiration." All the women he dated, married, lived with, borrowed money from, not so much. "He loved us all from the second he laid eyes on us"
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Tue May 16, 2017
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Duke athletic department posts full-time position that requires college degree, has no pay, sucks
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Kellyanne Conway insists that she doesn't defend Trump for the money and then points to the dark void where her soul used to be
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Fashion designer has dressed some of the world's biggest celebrities and models, but if you want his latest gown for your bride-to-be you'll need to take out a mortgage
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(My Dayton News)
 
 
 
Sure, you could watch Rachel Maddow tonight, if you'd like. Or, you can watch Bernie Sanders debate John Kasich on CNN at 10PM ET. Either way, you're gonna come out ahead
 
(Bay News 9)
 
 
 
Juror dismissed from former Congresswoman Corrine Brown's fraud trial told other jurors "Holy Spirit" told him she was not guilty. God/Jesus/Holy Ghost: "Not me"
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(Some RiverKing)
 
 
 
Playoff hockey continues tonight as we head back out west to the ... the .... the eastern side of the Mississippi River.... (puzzled shake of the head). Whatever, the important part is that the Perds & Ducks face off for their Game 3 - 8 pm ET SUP, etc
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Two separate Wall Street investment groups were willing to lend the "organizers", of the doomed Fyre Festival a combined total of $7 million just weeks before the event. Meanwhile, you are too high-risk for a home loan after 20 years at the same job
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Mon May 15, 2017
(Politico)
 
 
 
Now even the Republicans are screwing with Trump: Tax reform proposal gives him the steep reduction in corporate tax rates he asked for, but pays for it by nixing the "business interest" tax deduction that's critical to Trump's business empire
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(Krebs On Security)
 
 
 
Wana Ransomware guys have infected millions of computers but their genius plan has only netted them the value of a used Subaru and a couple week's beer money
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Family offers $5K reward for dog stolen during burglary, instead of perhaps using that money to buy a dog that could scare off burglars
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(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
Parent raises $21K to wipe out all Seattle school lunch debt, proving that in some cases, there is such a thing as a free lunch for people who need it
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(Den Of Geek)
 
 
 
Johnny Depp, who has lost a crap load of money and is slowly on a downward spiral to hell, will play the lead in a movie bio about John McAfee, who lost a crap load of money, spiraled down to hell, and is now bat shait crazy
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Can't save money for a house? Property tycoon says a good start is cutting out your $4 a day coffee habit and yearly vacation
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(AZ Family)
 
 
 
Maybe we as a society have become too casual now that it's considered appropriate to wear pajamas when going out in public to rob a convenience store
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(Daily Kos)
 
 
 
Constituent crams money into North Dakota Republican Senator Kevin Cramer's shirt to protest Cramer's support for the AHCA at townhall meeting. You can tell by Cramer's reaction that it cramped his style
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Sun May 14, 2017
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Howdy there, young whippersnapper. This is a stickup. Give me everything in the register. Also, get off my lawn
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(Lexington Herald Leader)
 
 
 
Kentucky cookie monster charged with stealing $15,000 worth of Girl Scout cookies
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Sat May 13, 2017
(Guardian)
 
 
 
After spending lots of money and getting rid of all the dogs and sheep, the Battersea luxury apartments are now open. We wish you were here, that's really what we think
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Netflix finds enough money in the banana stand to bring Jason Bateman back for Arrested Development season five
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(Some Graduate)
 
 
 
College grads in their first post graduate job: "I think coming from a world of compassion and fostering talents made it a bit of a shock to see how petty and conniving people can be"
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Has anyone found James Harden yet? Fans say he never showed up in the playoffs
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Fri May 12, 2017
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Such bankrupt, very theft, WOW
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Snapchat's execs paid themselves $2 billion for generating 1Q2017 losses of $2.2 billion, but they're totally worth it. Fark: Losing money faster than Uber, and paid themselves on the IPO better than execs at Twitter and Facebook
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Thu May 11, 2017
(The Root)
 
 
 
Bow-Wow explains fan outing him for posting stolen image of a private jet while flying coach on Instagram merely played into his 'scientific method' to obtain women, money & "the biggest show on WE-TV"
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(The Street)
 
 
 
The real problem with Sears is...irresponsible media?
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Fark Radio Hour - Live tonight at 10pm Eastern - Tonight's theme: Money or Songs That Mention Money
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Fark it. Nuke my state. We deserve it. OK Rep suggests turning 82k non-English speaking students to ICE to save money
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The Dutch may have found something, um, interesting: A paper trail leading directly to Trump money laundering in the Netherlands and his connections to the Russians
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(The Chive)
 
 
 
Shut up and take my money
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(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Is it okay to pay your spouse an allowance?
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Oh Snap
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Wed May 10, 2017
(Philly.com)
 
 
 
"Money makes you more likely to exhibit the characteristics of being a jerk"
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(The New York Observer)
 
 
 
This ransomware now pegs its extortion price to the local cost of a Big Mac in a victim's home nation, because these cybercriminals understand that people make less money in Mongolia than in France
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(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Just in case you land some serious money, here are the best in-flight airplane bars offering sky-high luxury
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(Investors Business Daily)
 
 
 
A new JAMA study shows why those international health care comparisons that say the U.S. spends more money and has worse health care are bogus
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(Quartz)
 
 
 
Warren Buffett says airlines are now like "cattle cars." Which is how out of touch you become when you have $75 billion and haven't actually flown commercial since 1973
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(KATU)
 
 
 
1 in 10 couples have split up over: A) Money, B) Sex, or C) Trump
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Tue May 09, 2017
(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: I have a good job and live with my fiancée, who also makes decent money. Our friends are in school or don't have careers. If I suggest brunch or something that costs, they refuse. Is it wrong I want us to do things that cost money?"
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(WWL)
 
 
 
Teenagers can still take their clothes off for money on Bourbon Street
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(Zero Hedge)
 
 
 
For the first time, You Can Track Every Dollar The Government Spends. Prepare thy anus
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(CBS 46 Atlanta)
 
 
 
Georgia BestBank renamed Georgia FailBank after federal officials close all its branches
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Hipsters down under are being targeted by national budget proposal, with stiff taxes on avo and rollies, but increased funding for Bitcoin, the arts, and community radio. Thankfully vinyl remains revenue-neutral
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Not content with the 428 million it has earned in the past week or so, Marvel aims to take all the moneys. Here's the new international trailer for Thor: Ragnarok
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Marlon Brando wanted to kill Captain Kirk but no one would pay him enough
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(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
Man tries to buy 1955 Chevy with bitcoins. "Never heard it before or anything, but we went on the computer and looked at it and it says it's in Wal-mart, so I figured it had to be legit"
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(Inside Higher Ed)
 
 
 
It took New Jersey politicians 6 years to figure out what to do about Snooki getting paid to speak on campus: a new law that will change nothing
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(MSN)
 
 
 
This 30-year-old man owes nearly $100,000, with some of his issues including spending $1,100 a month on takeout
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Hitler riding a T-Rex? Shut up and take my money
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Mon May 08, 2017
(Newser)
 
 
 
Big man convinces his team full of big men to act like big men
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Full trailer for Blade Runner: SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY released
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(AsiaOne)
 
 
 
Have you ever rented arm candy to attend social events as your fake spouse because your real spouse was too awkward or ugly to be seen with? "It was an act of deception, but in my line of work, image and status are important - it's everything"
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(Newser)
 
 
 
You could be sitting on a goldmine in your own home. You just have to scrape it off your stove
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Coach buying rival Kate Spade for an enormous (but very attractive) bag of money
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Eric Trump denies saying something he said back in 2014 about Russian money
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(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
Strip club classifies dancers as therapists to avoid paying state taxes. Court disagrees. Payment to be made in singles
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
🎵 Islands like me aren't America / Money ain't free in America / There's interest and fees in America / We declare bankruptcy in America 🎵
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Have you ever taken a cruise? Was it worth the money?
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Warren Buffet admits he was dumb. Still a billionaire though, so he's go that going for him
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(Palmer Report)
 
 
 
Palmer Report on the Trump-Russia scandal, Version 2.0 (Warning, 17 sourced and fact checked pages)
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(Kinja)
 
 
 
What is said on the golf course, stays on the golf course, except when it's Eric Trump bragging about how the Russians helped them bankroll their North Carolina course, and how they 'go there all the time.' Golly-gosh that's such a coincidence
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Sun May 07, 2017
(News4Jax)
 
 
 
Retirement community prevails upon politicians to A) maintain Medicare benefits, B) step up Alzheimer's Research, or C) keep the Winn-Dixie across the street open. "Can you imagine if I had to walk to Walmart to get groceries? I'd pass out on the sidewalk"
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Sat May 06, 2017
(Page Six)
 
 
 
Banging Kerry Washington is worth at least half of Chris Rock's money
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(Politico)
 
 
 
The most expensive House race in history belongs to Georgia's special election
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Fri May 05, 2017
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
That time the Hell's Angels threatened to kill B-movie king Roger Corman
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(Mercury News)
 
 
 
This year marks the 39th anniversary of the first spam e-mail. To mark the occasion, millions get special deals on Viagra, subprime mortgage loans, and a job making big money working from home
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Facebook nears two billion monthly users. Which means only 5 billion people on Earth still have a life
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
While you were all focused on the Obamacare repeal, Trump was busy giving evangelical christian nut jobs a brand new slate of new advantages
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Trumpers are just now starting to figure out that hey, ya know maybe it's possible that somehow Trump might have actually...ya know....LIED to them about stuff. Blame Obama rant coming in 3...2...1
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Thu May 04, 2017
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
"I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you're looking for ransom, I can tell you I don't have money... but what I do have are a very particular set of skills. Skills that get me free sandwiches"
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(Metro)
 
 
 
The areas of the UK that drink the most. Alternatively, the best places to party in the UK
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Woman swallows $7,000 in cash to hide it from her husband, suffers penalty for early withdrawal
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Average American received a tax refund this year of $2,763. Was yours higher or lower?
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(Fortune)
 
 
 
Wall Street bankers are now listening less to what Donald Trump says. Which is scary to think Trump's knowledge of money gets no respect even from the people who took down the global economy
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(KAKE Wichita)
 
 
 
Terminally-ill cancer patient jailed for LEGAL cancer drug in her system, will miss chemotherapy. Kansas: The Heart(less) Land of America
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Wed May 03, 2017
(WNCN Raleigh)
 
 
 
Cincinnati TV station calls for boycott of the Bengals after the team drafted Joe Mixon. Although it might be be redundant for a team that's already 29th in NFL attendance
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(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
If your employer goes bankrupt, do you know your rights about money owed to you?
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(News On 6 Tulsa)
 
 
 
If you're a teacher using heroin at school, don't leave your Facebook page open. Also, WTF is wrong with this reporter's forehead???
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
Worst. Lottery. Prize. Ever
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
Latest right-wing conspiracy theory: Weather terrorism
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(Politico)
 
 
 
While Trump claims that the recent budget deal includes a "down payment on the border wall" a keen observer will note that the down payment was in the amount of $0
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
The new Defenders trailer from Netflix is here. I'd say shut up and take my money, but they already do, so.....shut up?
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(Pro Football Talk)
 
 
 
Weird: ESPN asked Ed Werder to work the draft after they fired him and 100 others. Weirder: He and others still have contracts that ESPN has to pay them on. FARK: Some of those people still want to work at ESPN, and ESPN is saying no
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Merck makes more money, populace pays price or stays sick
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Tue May 02, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Trump looks at wreaking revenge on banks that wouldn't lend him money because Trump was actually really bad at business. I know, what a shock
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(Some Gal)
 
 
 
Spicer tweeted his bitcoin address, not a password
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(WSPA)
 
 
 
Teacher lets students duct tape him to wall for charity. That Charity must be really persuasive
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(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
Woman steals watches, money from men after sleeping with them. Kidneys intact
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
New research shows that the "organic milk" you're so proud of spending so much money on probably isn't, you know, organic. In other news, "fat free" products don't make you skinny, "diet" sodas are bad for you, and your gluten allergies are bullshiat
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Amtrak money, NEA money, BLM money, the ability to bring back as many Cubans (cigars, not people) that you want. Seriously, what the hell did the Republicans get out of this deal? They did a reverse Boehner and gave Democrats 98% of what they wanted
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(Variety)
 
 
 
I'd write a better headline about the writers reaching a last minute deal to save their asses, but I got canned. I was only a temp. What I really wanna do is direct
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Trump University settlement delayed by one person crazy enough to think they should get their money back from this fraud
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Mon May 01, 2017
(PBS)
 
 
 
Hey everybody. Guess what time of the year it almost is? That's right....ZIKA SEASON, WOOO-HOOO
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(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
DC anti-AirBnB ad features local resident's emotional story about how out-of-town strangers are ruining her neighborhood, without mentioning she's an actress from New York City. NEW YORK CITY?
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Credit cards, ATMs could now be obsolete in India by 2020. Mostly because they could never design an ATM that could take two chickens and a goat
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Positive signs in the WGA negotiations prove the World Canadian Bureau doesn't want a strike or loss of scripted television any more than we do
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(STLToday)
 
 
 
Seniors over age 85 need help managing money and medications. Also who they are, where they live, the names of their kids, the day of the week
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Sun April 30, 2017
(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Trafficker caught with 12 pounds of cocaine claims she thought the package was headphones. She is white and attractive though so some might believe her
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Smiley Farage is all frowns as his Trump connection appears tenuous at best. Apparently he was hoping to make some real money from his brown nosing
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Sat April 29, 2017
(Metro)
 
 
 
A 12-year-old girl was forced to quit a chess championship because her dress was "too seductive"
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(Variety)
 
 
 
Hacker releases Orange is the New Black episodes because Netflix wouldn't pay his extortion fee
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(myAJC)
 
 
 
Good news: We gave our government agency employees pay raises to be competitive and reduce turnover. Bad news: We didn't really have the money to do that, so we are laying off and furloughing those employees
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Fri April 28, 2017
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Add the Paris climate pact to list of things Trump didn't realize would be so hard
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(KWCH Wichita)
 
 
 
Jimmy Johns employee is remarkably calm during armed robbery. Might be because the idiot with the gun has the slide locked open so it can't fire
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Google and Facebook admit they fell victim to a "phishing" scam run by a Lithuanian hacker who managed to bilk them out of over $100 million combined. Though, to be fair both of those companies have that much in the "coffee fund" in the breakroom
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(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
In what's apparently a break from directly insulting our allies, Trump is now demanding protection money from them
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Thu April 27, 2017
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
LePen departed from the National Front just before the European Parliament accused them of fraud. Quelle surprise
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Wall Street: We just don't understand why millennials won't trust all their money to us, just like their parents did
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(Capital Public Radio)
 
 
 
While the rest of you are getting thrown off your healthcare plans by Trump, California is moving forward on single payer
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(Tech Crunch)
 
 
 
So how does RobinHood make money? It starts by taking $500M in assets out of Wall Street firms, then raises $110M in venture cap, and charges clients monthly fees for having a margin account, which is sorta like robbing both the rich AND the poor
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Don't you hate when you get cash from an ATM and one of the bills is fake movie money?
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
While you're keeping your money under the mattress, here are the five U.S. companies with the biggest overseas piles of cash
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Would you like to be part of the 1%? Here is how much you need to make in each state. WTF, North Dakota?
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(Patheos)
 
 
 
IRS raids offices of Benny Hinn Ministries. No word if he tried to escape by flailing his jacket or patting the head of short, bald old man
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(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
Despite McDonald's heralded attempts to transform itself, spending time and serious money rolling out ambitious new premium products, customer numbers continue to decline, as remaining customers overwhelmingly order value-menu crap
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Wed April 26, 2017
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Student loan issue solved: School accepts goats for tuition
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Tue April 25, 2017
(WTOP)
 
 
 
If you can get past the first sentence of this article without breaking a rib from laughing too hard, there's some shockingly shocking information that will shock you with shocking news about who actually profits from speed cameras
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
2 1/2 ton creature joined Tinder, right-swiped your profile
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Trump who earlier told reporters that he might be willing to wait on The Wall now claims that any story about his willingness to wait on The Wall is FAKE NEWS
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Mon April 24, 2017
(MLB Blogs)
 
 
 
141 years ago this week, America's first modern sports league, the National League of Professional Base Ball Clubs, began playing games under regime of no drinking, no gambling, and no jumping from team to team for more money. Go Cubs go
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Shut up and take my money
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Mrs. Orange County, why don't you have a seat over there
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Totally not racist, and most assuredly not speaking from his rectum Attorney Jefferson Davis Beauregard III says the wall can be paid for if the Treasury cracks down on improper EITC payments since they are going to "mostly Mexicans"
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(AutoBlog)
 
 
 
Elon Musk: Fark prototyping. The Model 3 production version will be our prototype, because think of all the time and money we'll save
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(Talk Radio (UK))
 
 
 
Two things you'll learn from this story. One: You can fit some surprisingly large objects in women's underwear. And two: There's a prison called Isis
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(East Bay Times)
 
 
 
"The most dangerous person in America isn't a terrorist, it's the person who's president of the United States"
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Sun April 23, 2017
(Slate)
 
 
 
Trump: Someday, at a later date, not today but in the future, possibly the near future but maybe a little further, we can't know for sure, Mexico will pay--possibly with money but perhaps something else like wampum or donkeys or mohair--for the wall
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Average millennial now makes less money than baby boomers were earning in 1975. Mostly because in the 1970s it didn't take a four year degree to get hired to flip burgers
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Sat April 22, 2017
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Would you enjoy having a beautiful woman spend your money and ignore you? Step right up
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(WTAE)
 
 
 
Teacher takes money from students for a class trip to Germany and since this is Fark you know how it ends
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(Worchester News)
 
 
 
4-year-old girl goes on a bike ride and raises £783 for toys for a children's hospital, makes the rest of us look lazy and heartless
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(WKBN Youngstown)
 
 
 
Protip: If you are going to rob a store by writing a note demanding money you might want to make sure you write it out legibly so the clerk can read it
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Video of Somali pirates versus cargo ship's security guards shows guards could use more range time, better guns
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Fri April 21, 2017
(Fusion)
 
 
 
Why is money you make for literally doing nothing taxed at a lower rate than money you earn for working?
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(Metro)
 
 
 
New trailer is out for "Pirates of the Caribbean 5", confirming rumors that Johnny Depp has pretty much blown all his money
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Are marriages happier when women control the money?
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Thu April 20, 2017
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Rep Raul Labrador (R-etriever) booed at town hall meeting when he defend's Trump's mockery of a disabled reporter by pointing out that time Obama...Obama....wait, he had something for this
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Clarence Thomas was the only Justice to vote in favor of letting cops keep the money they took from people as restitution for crime even after a court found those people not guilty
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(Tech Crunch)
 
 
 
Google may be adding a built-in ad blocker for Chrome
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Wed April 19, 2017
(Arkansas Matters)
 
 
 
Caller: "I'm the head of Taco Bell. Take all the money out of the register and give it to that guy over there." Cashier: "Sure thing, boss"
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Belgian man wins fark dream job
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Facebook Live murderer undone by his love for the golden arches. Hero tag is for the crew kid who called 911
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Tue April 18, 2017
(Fox News)
 
 
 
The Supreme Court is scheduled to rule on the contentious case of Fark You v. Pay Me. I think we all know how this one plays out
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Meet the most generous tipper in America who tips workers 50%. "I'd rather put money in the hands of people on the low end of the scale than in some bureaucrat's hand who works for an organized charity"
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(Pro Football Talk)
 
 
 
Derek Carr: Fark every single Raiders "fan" that is upset we're leaving the shiathole that is Oakland
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Mon April 17, 2017
(The Hill)
 
 
 
You know what isn't complicated? Money laundering
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(Mashable)
 
 
 
Disney shows off Star Wars Land and just SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Welcome to the age of Jackie Chanamation
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(Time)
 
 
 
Well, now Americans are making financial decisions based on Trump
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Remember when killing Native Americans wasn't murder?
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(Breitbart.com)
 
 
 
Americans owe $1 trillion in credit card debt
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Sun April 16, 2017
(UPI)
 
 
 
Kansas woman tweets her love of Dr. Pepper, so the company surprises her with an outdoor Dr. Pepper soda fountain. In hopefully related news, subby would like to publicly express his love of Maker's Mark, truly the best bourbon in the world
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
If barber tells you haircuts cost $10, but you only got $2, you can't make up the $8 difference by shooting the barber. What about the tip?
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Sat April 15, 2017
(Make Use Of)
 
 
 
Pokémon GO launches "Eggstravangza" Easter Egg event this weekend, exciting all 1,217 of their remaining players
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(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
If you're looking for a good, sound investment to make with your money, Uber has revealed 2.8 billion reasons why you should totally and completely ignore them
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Fri April 14, 2017
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Feel like the market is going to crash any minute? Here's an investment fund for you
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Let's take a trip in the time machine back to 1997 to see how conservative columnists covered allegations that China funneled money to the Clintons
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
"No one has to use the internet," said one Congressman who's okay with everyone seeing what kind of porn he watches
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(Daily Kos)
 
 
 
Trump: Your kids just aren't worth it
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Here is the story of the rise and fall of America's first sports-only college, which is sort of kept alive today at most Division I schools
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Four-year-old girl sets up lemonade stand to raise money for baby sister who has rare childhood Alzheimer's, which only affects 500 kids
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(Washington Examiner)
 
 
 
Data says 95% of all Americans bought something at Walmart last year, stopped at McDonald's on the way home
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
With time, money, and high tolerance for pain, you too can have near-perfect eyebrows just like Madonna
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Thu April 13, 2017
(Adweek)
 
 
 
Rohan Marley, son of Bob, wants some of that sick Beats-type money, plugs his company's sustainably-made headphones, speakers and vinyl turntables to attract millennials who want analog audio connection to classic reggae and DIY culture
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Kickboxer won 64 gold medals last year, is multiple British and European champion, has been undefeated for 2 years and just bought his first house. He's also 9 years old
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Want to travel the world? No money? No problem, just beg
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(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Florida Gov. Rick Scott's office makes no response after investigators find privatizing prisons to save money actually ended up costing the state more. To be fair, he could be answering in an inaudible pitch way above human hearing
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Hot new trend in U.S. hospitals: forcing people to open a line of credit before receiving care
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(Den Of Geek)
 
 
 
Sylvester Stallone sues Warner Brothers for a full accounting of profits from Demolition Man. No word if this includes deductions for repeated violations of the verbal morality statute
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
IMF still hasn't joined the Greece bailout. IT'S UNBELIEVABLE
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
How about an action movie with tons of explosions and car chases? How about starring Samuel L. Jackson and Ryan Reynolds swearing at each other? It's The Hitman's Bodyguard trailer. Shut up and take my money
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Wed April 12, 2017
(Think Progress)
 
 
 
White House budget director says Trump promise to eliminate debt was just 'hyperbole.' You shouldn't take the President seriously or literally
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(The Big Story)
 
 
 
Two entries in Yanukovych's little black book happen to match amounts deposited into Manafort's accounts, through defunct companies in Central America
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Tue April 11, 2017
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Average MLB team is now worth $1.54 billion, 19% higher than just a year ago. New York Yankees? Double that number
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(The Next Web)
 
 
 
McDonald's Australia now accepts Snapchat job applications, aka Snaplications. "The irony isn't lost on me. The ephemeral quality of a Snapchat video is the perfect metaphor for the here-today-gone-tomorrow fast food worker"
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(Aviation Web)
 
 
 
Problem: Pilot poaching is depleting the Air Force. Solution: Ask the airlines to stop. And when that doesn't work, just re-accommodate the pilots back into uniform
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(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
Here are 23 movies that are just awful but still made a lot of money. What other films would you add to the list?
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Uber manager admits to driver they know passengers lie about drivers a lot
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Mon April 10, 2017
(Quartz)
 
 
 
Staggered seating could make the middle seat more comfortable to fly in. Airlines immediately slap an upgrade premium charge on it
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(Hindustan Times)
 
 
 
Call center scam artist named "Shaggy" unloads his assets and tries to disappear in his mystery machine, and he would have gotten away with it too if it hadn't been for those meddling Interpol RCNs
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(Time)
 
 
 
Richest Americans live ten years longer than the poorest. Upper class immediately says all those millions should make them better than everyone else by more than just a lousy decade
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Trump finds his niche: fixing problems that no longer exist
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Shawshank Redemption star found in field dismembered and decomposing
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(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
Here are 25 things you might be hiding in your attic that may be worth a lot of money. Ever found anything in your attic that made you good money?
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Apparently "lunch shaming" is enough of a thing that states have started making it illegal
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Fri April 07, 2017
(UPI)
 
 
 
Zoo makes extra cash by charging guests $145 for the privilege of cleaning up polar bear poop. Do they at least get to keep it?
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(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
If you put money in a machine at the casino and let your friend hit the button, it won't be your jackpot and she won't be your friend for very long
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
A stellar collision in the Orion Nebular stellar nursery roughly 500 years ago set off some awesome cosmic fireworks
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Trump's extended family is running the Secret Service ragged, which of course means using up more taxpayer money for the least good of all reasons: worrying about the safety of the Washington Trumpbillys
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Thu April 06, 2017
(Newser)
 
 
 
Good thing it wasn't "Let's Demonstrate Prophylactics" day in this teen's health class
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Trump says he is considering combining his $1 trillion infrastructure spending bill with the healthcare reform, and/or Tax reform bill, so he only has to fail once, instead of three separate times
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Fake news and fake outrage fueled by real money encounter a very real indictment
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
If you're not working and on disability don't post pictures on Facebook of yourself jet skiing and big game fishing in Costa Rica
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Wed April 05, 2017
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Uh, they know Tiger Woods is not playing in the masters, right?
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Here are the world's 50 best restaurants. No, Flo's Diner is not on there. Neither is Waffle House. Its a list for rich elitists
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(Some hoops guy)
 
 
 
Roy Williams got a $925,000 bonus for North Carolina winning the National Championship. The players got t-shirts and hats. Anyone else see something wrong with that?
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(The Cheat Sheet)
 
 
 
15 reasons why renting a home is better than buying one. And yes, it's got Millennials in mind because the number 1 reason is "buying a home is hard"
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(Manchester Evening News)
 
 
 
The full crucifixion experience for just £750? You bet someone has a problem with this
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Yertle will be stunned to learn voters don't want a government shutdown
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Tue April 04, 2017
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Feds shut down Bicycle Casino in money laundering investigation. It seems that crooks would buy chips with dirty money, gamble a bit, then cash in the chips for clean money. They have this cute little washer-dryer in the count room
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(AOL)
 
 
 
"Life is short, hire someone who was outed during the Ashley Madison hack"
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(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
Remember the 2015 Starkist tuna class action lawsuit you joined and the $25 check you were promised? Well, just like the cans of tuna, it will be under-filled
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
In the wake of North Carolina's championship, let us pause a moment and laugh our asses off at all the dumb stuff that happened during March Madness 2017
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Mon April 03, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Trump's donation to the National Park Service will at least keep the parks open for the people who lost their Meals On Wheels to hunt in
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(Click On Detroit)
 
 
 
Robber: Gimme all your money. Teller: (walks away). Robber: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ (walks away)
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Sun April 02, 2017
(41 Action News)
 
 
 
4 million kids born in America, yet nine years ago, less than 100 were girls
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Sat April 01, 2017
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Can you still retire on $1 million? Not if you don't like cat food
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Remember the breast cancer survivor who walked topless from Biloxi to D.C. to confront Congress? A journalist finally actually investigated the story, raising questions about the importance of truth versus the value of an inspiring symbol
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
The failing Washington Post doesn't mention that 14% of the counties earned more than the WH staff. Sad
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Kevin Spacey, Michelle Williams, Mark Wahlberg in talks to star in Ridley Scott's new movie that thankfully has nothing to do with the Alien franchise
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Fri March 31, 2017
(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
Because of the announced move to Las Vegas, Draymond Green says Oakland fans should boycott. Unfortunately Raiders fans love to go to the games because it fits their schedules since the courts are closed on Sunday
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
FIFA would like you to shut up and send more money
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(6ABC Philadelphia)
 
 
 
In proof that good things come to those who wait, this man gets to keep his $15,200 he found on the street one year ago after nobody claimed it
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
With Nixon, it was 'follow the money'. With Trump is more like "follow the trail of dead Russians.'
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Alec Baldwin says he may retire his Donald Trump impersonation, fearing America has elected its "first satire-resistant president"
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Thu March 30, 2017
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
You really, really, REALLY should now hope the answer to the question "Can you hear me now?" is "Yes"
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Alec Baldwin says he nearly passed on playing Donald Trump on SNL. But then again, how much of a stretch is it to play an entitled, wealthy, rage-filled narcissist?
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Over a six-year period, community colleges received 41 billion in tax dollars, bringing in more money from taxes than student tuition and receiving more federal cash than 16 state governments. Oh did I say community colleges? I meant the Ivy League
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Amazon's Jeff Bezos now the world's second richest person. Maybe he can use that money to send subby the 2nd Polk floor standing speaker he's been waiting on since January
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Wed March 29, 2017
(11 Alive)
 
 
 
Single mom banned from attending father-daughter school dance when she shows up dressed as 'Dad'
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(KFOX Las Cruces)
 
 
 
Herbalife, which is totally not a scam, ordered to pay $200 million for scamming people
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(Financial Post)
 
 
 
How to get rid of your millennial children in five easy steps. Step One is unfortunately not "smash the Wi-Fi router" otherwise you'd only need one step
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(Talk Radio (UK))
 
 
 
This bank heist mastermind's story would be just like Ocean's 11... if George Clooney or Matt Damon ended up rotting in a maximum-security prison
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(CNN)
 
 
 
The infallible American consumer is super confident in Trump's economy and spending their money accordingly
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Yesterday, Congress killed internet privacy, so let's support a crowdfunding campaign that seeks to purchase and publish the search histories of all U.S. lawmakers responsible for this
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(NPR)
 
 
 
"Let's weigh the options" about whether Adele will ever tour again. Are we not doing phrasing any more?
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Get your fainting couch, but that Manafort fella *might* have been using 15 different Cyprus bank accounts and 10 front companies to launder money out of Russia
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Tue March 28, 2017
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Former county employee accused of stealing $27,000 from 360 strippers, one at a time
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
"This money we're spending on after school programs for 1.6 million American kids would be much better spent on missiles and stuff to blow up the Middle East," says guy who campaigned on helping American families
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(St. Louis Public Radio)
 
 
 
The NFL's weird foreign lovechild, Major League Soccer, tries to extort tax money for soccer stadium from city that already would not pay for a new NFL stadium. Cotton's Strategy, folks
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(Aint-It-Cool-News)
 
 
 
Looks like Quint didn't get his cut of the money Sony paid to Harry Knowles given that he doesn't completely love THE DARK TOWER preview trailer he saw
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Star Wars figure fetches more than £10,000 from toy collector
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
SS has spent $16,000 renting golf carts from Trump
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(Metro)
 
 
 
If you're a waitress and a customer orders a child's portion it's probably best not to write 'weird freak' on the receipt
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(Politico)
 
 
 
President Donald Trump: "Trump Russia story is a hoax"
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Let he who is without sin cast the first stone. Everyone else, just throw a bible through a mosque's glass door
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Mon March 27, 2017
(Salon)
 
 
 
Now that they control government again, Republicans are back to saying that "deficits don't matter"
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(AOL)
 
 
 
'Religious Left' emerging as a political force in the Trump era, raising the hopeful image of a weed-smoking Jesus in dreadlocks throwing the money changers out of the temple
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Only 18% of Americans are confident they have enough money to retire. The other 82% are only making minimum wage and don't have a prayer of ever calling it quits
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
For seemingly the 100th time - The human body cannot handle 27 glasses of vodka in a three hour period
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
State prosecutors demand arrest of President for corruption, bribery, and nepotism
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Sun March 26, 2017
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Netflix proves that they have way too much money by considering making Motley Crue "The Dirt" movie
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Sat March 25, 2017
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Live your dream. Here's how to start a craft brewery
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(Politico)
 
 
 
"The GOP was counting on wiping out nearly $1 trillion in Obamacare taxes to help finance the sweeping tax cuts they've got planned for their next legislative act. And now it's unclear where all that money will come from." Fark needs a "ha-ha" tag
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Fri March 24, 2017
(TSN)
 
 
 
If the Ottawa Senators and Pittsburgh Penguins meet in the playoffs they may need to take the sticks and skates away from the players to avoid on ice murders
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(Q13 Fox)
 
 
 
Attempting to give Florida Man a run for his money, naked Washington Man gets tasered after setting house and car on fire. Amateur
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
If you ever wondered what it's like to scrape by on only $500K a year in NYC, wonder no more. Whip out your tiny violins and enjoy
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(Action News Jacksonville)
 
 
 
Florida man steals $138,000 from disabled woman, tries to launder money at a strip club
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Thu March 23, 2017
(Inside Higher Ed)
 
 
 
Is there a secret contest among GOP reps to see who can be the biggest asshole in public? WI Rep suggests abolishing Pell Grants because the kids just "waste" the money on computers and "goodies" and hey, they can just borrow the money anyway
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Green Bay's new tight end voices displeasure that the NFL is developing an educational video on how to properly celebrate successfully carrying a cowhide ball across a line of grass demarked by paint
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(Canoe)
 
 
 
Japan's 'oldest porn queen' calls it quits at 80
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(Network World)
 
 
 
FTC politely warns on "Can you hear me now" robocall: Just hang up dammit
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(Palmer Report)
 
 
 
Devin Nunes may be trying to save his own ass
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Thanks to Trump's weekly visits and wasting of taxpayer funds, West Palm Beach has become the newest center of power and money
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Wed March 22, 2017
(Some Intimidator)
 
 
 
Dale Jr. drops a Number 2 on bootleg '#3' shirt manufacturers, who photoshop him wearing their rags & throw in fake "Dale Jr. Meet & Greet" contests for good measure
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Stock markets sink worldwide as traders begin to question Trump's ability to deliver on his economic promises. The guys on Wall Street are JUST NOW realizing Trump is full of shiat? And they want us to trust them with OUR money?
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Americans are now dying with an average of $62,000 of debt ... and yes, their heirs indirectly pay
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Opium-dependent parrots begin razing entire poppy plantations, stealing money to fuel the addiction, beating their wives and talking all sorts of shiat
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(Vice)
 
 
 
Hackers threaten to wipe 300 million iPhones clean unless Apple pays ransom
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
"If they vote against [Trumpcare] they could face the wrath of a vengeful and combative president. If they vote for it, they risk retribution from the Koch [bros.] and other powerful right-wing players whose money can be pivotal in re-election races"
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Lindsay Lohan has run out of booze and drug money
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(New Zealand Herald)
 
 
 
Supermarket manager offers "plentiful pizza" in lieu of overtime pay. It goes over as well as you would expect
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(Salon)
 
 
 
Christianity INC. well, at least they're finally admitting its always been about the money and redemption was never an option
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Tue March 21, 2017
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Georgia nonprofit was duped into unwittingly giving white supremacist Richard Spencer $25,000 after an anonymous donor gifted them the money with specific instructions
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Whether it's residents in his Trump-branded buildings, or his business associates or investors in his projects, Trump is tied up with not just Russians, but in many cases Russians tied to the criminal underworld and money laundering
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
So, it turns out the FBI really DID have a wiretap at Trump Tower to spy on Russians, but it was from 2011-2013, and its target was the Russian mobsters running a massive money laundering operation out of their apartment there
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(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
Why isn't It easier to file your tax return for free? You can thank TurboTax and H&R Block
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(Vox)
 
 
 
GOP Representatives: Here we'll put $75* billion into the bill. Don't ask what it does. We won't know until the Senate passes it
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Mon March 20, 2017
(Politico)
 
 
 
Trump campaign chief turned Lobbyist Corey Lewandowski is raising money for a PAC designed to help "drain the swamp" and fight corruption in Washington. Man, who would've expected him to turn on his former boss like that?
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Bank error in your favor, can you keep the money? Short answer: no. Long answer: 10 years in prison no
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(WGNTV Chicago)
 
 
 
Cubs World Series win cost Chicago $18.8 million in overtime. Which isn't a big deal considering it breaks down to an amortization rate of only $174,000 when spread over 108 years
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Hey, let's give speeding ticket money to folks who obey the speed limit. BRILLIANT
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