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239 headlines found matching 'money'
Sat July 12, 2014
Source     Fark Headline Comments
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Lord Obama enters BBQ joint in Texas, cuts to front of 3-hour line, loads his plate full of ribs and other food his wife won't let anyone else's children eat, then showers the plebes with money so they keep their mouths shut
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(NBC New York)
 
 
 
Short-fingered vulgarian Donald Trump fails at the job of separating fools from their money
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(41)
 


Fri July 11, 2014
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Garth Brooks announces the "Chris Gaines Blew All My Money on Hookers and Blow" tour
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(56)
 


Thu July 10, 2014
(WTFark)
 
Plug
 
2 GIRLS 1 WORLD CUP: Various Nations Ban Nookie. Because Horny Players Play Harder.
 
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Sperm causes HIV/AIDS says totally not closeted Minnesota Republican. Money quote "It's more about sodomy than about pigeonholing a lifestyle," Pigeonholing
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(116)
 
(AsiaOne)
 
 
 
Everybody mocked you when you put money on a scoreline for Germany vs. Brazil that the bookies didn't even have on the chart, but who's laughing now?
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(41)
 


Wed July 09, 2014
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Submitter's friend is a pancreatic cancer survivor. Now he's raising money to help fight this plague. Help if you can, drink a beer for him if you can't
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(5)
 
(Outside Online)
 
 
 
"Keurig for beer." SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY
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(69)
 
(Montana Standard)
 
 
 
This is gonna shock you so you better sit down for it: US teens are pretty crappy at money management
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(60)
 


Tue July 08, 2014
(Globe and Mail)
 
 
 
Majority of Canadians' financial strategies boil down to "inherit some money from someone at some point"
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(20)
 


Mon July 07, 2014
(Legacy.com)
 
 
 
Best obit ever: "He'd gladly have stolen the shirt off your back and he was generous to a fault with other people's money"
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(70)
 


Sun July 06, 2014
(Blogger.com)
 
 
 
After criticism that her high speaking fees are taking hundreds of thousands of dollars from suffering colleges, Hillary resolves the issue by donating that money to her own foundation
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(70)
 
(Loudwire)
 
 
 
Pink Floyd to release first new album in 20 years titled 'Endless River'...apparently a reference to the amount of money they expect to generate from sales
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(68)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Single mom says the government is persecuting her because she's really hot and not because she went on a shopping spree after the government accidentally put about $90,000 in her bank account and wants the money back
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(99)
 


Fri July 04, 2014
(CityLab)
 
 
 
The US highway trust fund is out of money. Enjoy your summer road trip
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(180)
 
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Dave Grohl says Foo Fighters will play more crowd-funded concerts because he'll get more money out of it than he would a show set up by his record company
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(13)
 
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Not only did the 2004 Ashton Kutcher film The Butterfly Effect make money at the box office, someone is suing to try and take credit for the film
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(26)
 


Thu July 03, 2014
(Time)
 
 
 
Here is a t-shirt that you can play Tetris on SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY
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(27)
 
(US News)
 
 
 
If there is one thing that is worrying both the left and the right for the 2016 election, it's the Clinton money machine coming from Wall Street
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(136)
 


Wed July 02, 2014
(CNN)
 
 
 
IRS: "kidnapped by Somali pirates? That's no excuse for a late tax return; WHERE'S MY MONEY?"
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(51)
 
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Stupid: Stores with Halloween decorations in July. Shut up and take my money: Stores with Halloween Pumpkin beer in July
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(53)
 


Tue July 01, 2014
(NYPost)
 
 
 
GOP consultant headed to prison for stealing $750,000 of former NYC Mayor Michael Bloomberg's money. Unclear if he merely rifled through one of Mayor Bloomberg's love seats to obtain the cash or a whole sectional
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(30)
 
(National Journal)
 
 
 
While you were checking the couch cushions for gas money, Congress quietly decided they didn't really need to include who exactly pays for their lavish, all-expense-included trips around the world on their financial-disclosure forms anymore
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(60)
 
(Short List)
 
 
 
These minimalist baseball stadium prints are the most exciting thing to happen to the sport since Moneyball
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(17)
 


Mon June 30, 2014
(Salt Lake Tribune)
 
 
 
You are on the run for embezzling money from a power company you worked for in Canada. Do you A: Turn yourself in B: Keep running C: Go to work for a similar company in Utah and do the same thing
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(23)
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
Hillary Clinton has serious money problems. Like most Americans, she has too much of it
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(92)
 
(First Coast News)
 
 
 
Know what? Just go ahead and keep the money
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(34)
 


Sun June 29, 2014
(WWE)
 
 
 
LOLCENAWINS *Cornette Face*. That's all you have to look forward to at WWE Money in the Bank 2014, live at 8 PM on PPV and WWE Network. So don't feel too bad about tuning out for Sister Wives or the Dukes of Hazzard marathon on CMT
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Sat June 28, 2014
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Undertaker jailed for pocketing charity money donated by mourners. He just hasn't been the same since Brock Lesnar broke the streak
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(15)
 
(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Pro-tip for people on the dole: When boasting about the new horse you just bought on Facebook, try not to say you bought it with your benefits money. Just sayin'
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(34)
 


Fri June 27, 2014
(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
Tobacco industry spends huge amounts of money to cover up how unhealthy their product is. Wait, did I say tobacco industry? I meant the sugar industry
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Thu June 26, 2014
(ProPublica)
 
 
 
How does the American Red Cross avoid public outrage over the misappropriation of $300 million in relief money for Hurricane Sandy? By claiming their expenses are a trade secret. Next question
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(66)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Promiscuous women at work tolerated by people they work with if they make a lot of money, in successful field test of the "If you ain't got no money take your broke ass home" hypothesis
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(60)
 
(CBS St. Louis)
 
 
 
Missouri legislature: Check, we passed a tax cut bill veto it if you have the balls. Governor Nixon: Checkmate, I froze $1.1 billion in spending because we are not going to have enough money because of your tax cuts
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(132)
 


Wed June 25, 2014
(ABC 27)
 
 
 
Chinese recycling tycoon treats 250 homeless New Yorkers to a free fancy lunch so he can "disprove the cliche image of rich Chinese spending money mostly on luxuries"
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(60)
 


Tue June 24, 2014
(The Detroit_News)
 
 
 
While Detroit shuts off water to save money, Michigan legislature awards $800K no-bid contract to anti-birth-control group "to promote childbirth"
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(61)
 
(Daily Kos)
 
 
 
Mississippi, which gets more federal money than any other state, may slaughter its cash cow today
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(114)
 


Mon June 23, 2014
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Old and busted: Putting away money in a 401(k) or IRA to provide income for yourself in your golden years. New Hotness: FARK THAT WE'RE GOING TO DISNEYLAND
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(114)
 
(Hot Air)
 
 
 
Chelsea Clinton, got paid $26k a minute to interview the GEICO gecko and who lives in a $10 million condo, says she tried to care about money but she just can't seem to
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(278)
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
Leftist groups meet at the Chicago Ritz-Carlton to discuss how they'll spend $374 million complaining that the Koch Bros. are throwing too much money around
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(54)
 


Sat June 21, 2014
(Chattanooga Times Free Press)
 
 
 
Giant flying donuts threaten to destroy Southern city. Subby's money would have been on colossal Moon Pies riding tidal waves of RC Cola, but I'll take it
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(26)
 


Fri June 20, 2014
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
US burger chain Umami selling "The Black Keys Burger." Early reviews claim the sandwich is dry, derivative, bland, and reminds you that there are other, better burgers out there that deserve your money
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(34)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Rick Santorum: gay marriage hurts the economy. Because if there's one thing we know, it's that gay men DON'T spend money
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(98)
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
First it was Rupert Murdoch, and Republicans did nothing. Well, what if I told you that this op-ed by Sheldon Adelson advocated for immigration reform, would you be for it then? GOP, your money is telling you to do something. Go do it
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(70)
 
(PennLive)
 
 
 
Dude, if you pay for services from a prostitute and then impersonate a cop to get your money back, you probably won't get it back and the police would like to have a word with you
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(17)
 


Thu June 19, 2014
(icydk.com)
 
 
 
Leonardo DiCaprio donates $7 million for ocean conservation to the State Department's Our Ocean Conference in Washington, DC. Then goes back to his hotel room to roll around on his makeshift bed of Victoria's Secret Angels and piles of money
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Wed June 18, 2014
(CNN)
 
 
 
Chaos in Iraq is worrying everyone except oil companies and the people who owns their stocks. They're rolling around in piles of money and snorting coke of hookers' asses
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(76)
 
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Man threatened CVS with hydrogen bombs demanding prepaid money cards
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(27)
 


Tue June 17, 2014
(WFAA Fort Worth)
 
 
 
Dallas area 7-11 stores offer preview of what will soon be Colorado's number one selling item: Doritos Loaded, which are textured triangles filled with warm, melted cheese. SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY
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(58)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Among first states to fully embrace Obamacare, Washington residents reaping the benefits, though getting people to pay is an issue, the website is glitchy, access to care isn't great and money is running out. But good stuff otherwise
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(68)
 


Mon June 16, 2014
(Radio Times)
 
 
 
The order for rejoicing and dancing has come from our warlord: BBC reunites Genesis for the first time since all five band members had more hair than money
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(58)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Hackers steal details of 650,000 customers from Domino's Pizza, demand $50,000 to return the data or they will post the names of people who pay money for Domino's horrible, horrible pizza
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(40)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Chevron sells oil assets to Chad for $1.3 billion. It's the most money ever spent by a Chad for something other than a turtleneck or cardigan sweater
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(10)
 
(KTAR Phoenix)
 
 
 
Officials in Tucson, Arizona figure out how to save the city money by designating it as a dry seaport and shipping all the recycled paper goods to China
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(28)
 


Sun June 15, 2014
(Science Recorder)
 
 
 
Research shows that throwing money down the toilet or buying sunscreen is pretty much the same thing
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(56)
 
(FIFA)
 
 
 
Day 4 of the World Cup kicks off at 12 with Switzerland vs Ecuador, France vs Honduras at 3, and Argentina vs Bosnia and Herzegovina at 6. Put money on the underdogs, or slip some to the refs, as this crazy tournament may take some more wild turns
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(1158)
 


Sat June 14, 2014
(Guardian)
 
 
 
"The perfect wedding doesn't exist. Stop spending so much money and enjoy the party"
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(60)
 


Fri June 13, 2014
(ARL Now)
 
 
 
For those of you who are new to our country: it may come as a surprise, but the IRS will not call you at home and threaten to deport you as a way to get you to load money onto Home Depot gift cards
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(26)
 
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
John Landis points out why movies suck: "It's very common now to spend more money selling a movie than making a movie. So the reason they make remakes and sequels is because they're brands, like Coca Cola"
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(58)
 


Tue June 10, 2014
(CBC)
 
 
 
Crowdsourcing effort to raise money to find "the truth" behind MH370 expected to take off sharply before veering wildly off course, disappearing from radar and falling into oblivion
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(19)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Radio Shack loses more money than expected as consumers continue to not buy its crap. This is a repeat going back to the days when its entire electronics section was DIY quartz radio kits and transistors sold in plastic envelopes on a pegboard
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(75)
 
(ABC 27)
 
 
 
Somebody murdered someone in a strip club over...a) sleeping with somebody's girlfriend...b) they owed them money...or c) they were asked to move so someone could make a pool shot
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(74)
 


Sun June 08, 2014
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Minnesota teen spends a year living in a snow cave to raise money for Habitat for Humanity. In related news, you can sleep in a snow cave in Minnesota in August (pics)
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(16)
 
(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
If you can lose an object worth $10 million in your closet for 25 years, you've got too much damn money
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(34)
 
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Do-it-yourself funerals have become a popular way to save money, if you don't mind putting up with a little dead weight
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(40)
 


Sat June 07, 2014
(STLToday)
 
 
 
CiCi's Pizza manager who skimmed to cover surgeries after her husband was injured in workplace finds out she was never a legal citizen. Fark: Franchisee fighting for her: "They're dropping her off with no money and no place to live or anything"
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(117)
 


Fri June 06, 2014
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Two high school pitchers taken at the top of the MLB Draft for the first time in history. Will have both gas and beer money now
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(19)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
EU to banks: You know, douchebags, enough with this whole "you earn interest on our money" bullshiat. From now on, you're going to pay us to hold onto our money. How do you like dem apples?
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(76)
 
(Lex 18)
 
 
 
Janitor is called to high school gym to clean up a mess, instead of a pile of vomit he finds a bag of money the students had donated so he could visit his family overseas
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(47)
 


Thu June 05, 2014
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Cliven "the negro on the welfare is the problem" Bundy owes the people of the United States more money than every other rancher in the county, COMBINED
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(122)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Walmart heirs save money, live better
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(44)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Law professor: "If money is speech, outlawing prostitution is unconstitutional." Subby wishes to subscribe to professor's newsletter
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(335)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
OK, kids. I know it's senior prank season and all, but let's review: Pranks that cause damage or require school money be spent to clean up? Not funny. Hiring a four-piece mariachi band to trail your principal in the halls for 2 hours? Very funny
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(115)
 
(New York Magazine)
 
 
 
Donald Sterling: "I'm getting how much money? Well okay then"
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(125)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Study shows men with children make 25% more money than men without children, have 25% less will to live
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(96)
 


Wed June 04, 2014
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
50 years ago the world was given a vision of the Future at the New York World's Fair. Then the corporations found out they could make more money destroying the future than building it
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(55)
 
(London 24)
 
 
 
Listen to the police call where a woman rings up over an ice cream sprinkles argument - "He's put bits on one side and none of the other. He's refusing to give me my money back"
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(22)
 


Tue June 03, 2014
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
MRA group: "Thanks to those feminists making violent threats against us and the hotel, we have to raise more money for security at our conference." Hotel: "Uh, we never received any threats"
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(747)
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
Say what you will about how terrible the SCOTUS rulings on campaign finance have been, but take some solace in knowing that now we have a bunch of rich white dudes wasting all their money on elections where one of them will lose big
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(50)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Pele's son gets red card for money laundering
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(5)
 


Sun June 01, 2014
(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Having never left their mansions long enough to encounter a vending machine, bank executives propose "revolutionary" new ATMs that can dispense products in exchange for money
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(50)
 
(Vice)
 
 
 
Porn stars say you need to pay for your porn before they end up broke and resort to selling themselves for money
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(158)
 
(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Police seize $200k in drug sting. Turns out the suspect was doing nothing illegal and all charges are dropped. So naturally his money is promptly returned, right? Right?
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(93)
 


Sat May 31, 2014
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Aaron Hernandez would kill to have some money to pay for his lawyers. No seriously he'd do it. Allegedly of course
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(18)
 


Fri May 30, 2014
(DNA Info)
 
 
 
Things have gotten so bad for '80s pop singer Lisa Lisa that she is reduced to headlining fundraisers at elementary schools. Just kidding, she does it for fun and all money raised goes to help support programs at the elementary school
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(64)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Bill O'Reilly: There's no income inequality, because Fox News pays its hot spokesblondes a lot of money. Checkmate, libs
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(119)
 


Thu May 29, 2014
(Washington Examiner)
 
 
 
US Government 101: (1) give lots of money to a candidate (2) bundle donors for him (3) get appointed to a government agency that gives subsidies to corporations (4) be on the board of the company that gets a mountain of subsidies
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(32)
 
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Not News: Purported reality TV "millionaire" is not a millionaire; News: He attempts to correct that situation by extorting money from the federal government; Fark: His picture on The Smoking Gun
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(44)
 


Wed May 28, 2014
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Zebra shiat...a fun and creative way to raise money
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(15)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Senator finally points out the obvious: The VA wouldn't be doing such a crappy job of helping Veterans if Congress wasn't continually cutting their budget and giving them far less money than they need to do the job properly
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(148)
 


Tue May 27, 2014
(When On Earth)
 
 
 
Money doesn't grow on trees in England. But it sometimes grows in trees
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(14)
 
(ABA Journal)
 
 
 
Fruitcakin' ain't easy but it makes good money
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(7)
 


Mon May 26, 2014
(USA Today)
 
 
 
For Browns fans concerned Johnny Football might lose his way with even more money and publicity, have no fear. Football has anointed Rob Gronkowski his mentor
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(66)
 
(KHON2 Honolulu)
 
 
 
Why is a mystery millionaire hiding cash around San Francisco? Who cares, FREE MONEY
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(27)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Pontius Pilate's offline version of Pinterest, man comes into money, and Obama's military response to Bush v. Gore: a few of Fark's favorite Headlines of the Week for 5/18 - 5/24
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(2)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Ex-model who received a $67 million divorce settlement says she didn't marry for money. Perhaps she didn't, but she sure as hell decided to clean up in the divorce
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(28)
 


Sun May 25, 2014
(Softpedia)
 
 
 
Guy wonders why AMD won't do the dirty with Linux. Turns out there is not much money to be made in Linux
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(101)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Man is selling a piece of scrap paper with the word 'the' written on it on eBay and the bids have already reached $100. In other news, people will buy pretty much anything for ridiculous amounts of money these days
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(55)
 


Sat May 24, 2014
(Sports Illustrated)
 
 
 
Former player says the NFL is a cult, since they take all your money, demand complete loyalty and require a full day of worship on the Sabbath. And that's just for the ticket holders
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(5)
 


Fri May 23, 2014
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Neil deGrasse Tyson describes Bill Gates' wealth in completely awesome, understandable terms. HINT: The lost money in Bill's couch cushions is probably greater than the net worth of most small nations
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(34)
 
(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Woman promises to give up her baby to a couple that agree to pay her expenses, then proceeds to: A) keep the baby; B) request more money; C) cut off contact with the couple; or D) all of the above
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(68)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Some parents are hiring 'professional organizers' to pack their children's bags for summer camp proving that some people have too much money
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(100)
 
(DNA Info)
 
 
 
"Give me the money or I'll kill your wife and children in Egypt," police said. When the victim didn't budge, the robber then told him, "I'll cut myself, and you'll go to prison for it"
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(32)
 


Wed May 21, 2014
(KJRH Tulsa)
 
 
 
Dude fuels up on alcohol, goes to his parents' house, beats them up and takes off with their money and their car. He comes back to the scene and picks a fight with firefighters, one of them being a mixed martial arts fighter. Oops
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(35)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Protip: if you kidnap a hooker, tie her up and stash her in your closet over a fee dispute, make sure the number she gives you so you can call and demand money for her safe return is the one for her pimp and not, say, a cop she works as a CI for
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(56)
 


Tue May 20, 2014
(Slate)
 
 
 
There's always money in the banana slicer
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(13)
 
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Wait. Spring Breakers actually made money?
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(28)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Tennessee man arrested for attempting to have sex with ATM. Apparently he fantasized about coming into money
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(31)
 


Mon May 19, 2014
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Drew Brees professes his love for a product which he's never even used, because money
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(24)
 
(Hartford Courant)
 
 
 
Don't want mom and dad to know that you've dropped out of school and are not graduating even though they sent you thousands in tuition money? Calling in a bomb threat at graduation might not be the best way to hide it
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(48)
 
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Bike riding can save you money. Here are 5 ways, according to an industry spokesperson
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(79)
 


Sat May 17, 2014
(Des Moines Register)
 
 
 
It's bad enough that they're snatching up all our money, our real estate, and our production factories. But now the Chinese are taking all the American bourbon
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(87)
 
(Fox 2 St. Louis)
 
 
 
Missouri Governor Nixon pays National Governors Association dues with money intended for foster care and other children's services. Should I not have done that?
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(66)
 


Fri May 16, 2014
(Adweek)
 
 
 
In selling pants via ads on Facebook and Twitter, online retailer discovers pictures of male crotches are the money shot, so to speak
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(4)
 
(WWLP)
 
 
 
Millennials don't always suck: Roommates buy lumpy couch from Salvation Army, find $40K stuffed inside, locate original owner...and give money back
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(79)
 


Thu May 15, 2014
(Bleacher Report)
 
 
 
Most minor league baseball players make less money than a fast-food worker, but they're FOLLOWING THE DREAM
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(36)
 


Wed May 14, 2014
(MTV)
 
 
 
The original trio reunites for Universal Studios' "Harry Potter and the Escape from Gringotts." Figures it would take place in a building full of money
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(59)
 


Tue May 13, 2014
(The New Yorker)
 
 
 
Mark Zuckerberg's $100 million gift elevates Newark's failing schools to a model of educational excellence. Just kidding, they pissed all the money away
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(149)
 


Mon May 12, 2014
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
"When police searched the apartment they found cash, money ledgers, condoms and the cookie jar"
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(25)
 
(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
Six year-old boy donates his birthday money--all $1,650 of it--to his local police force
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(121)
 


Sun May 11, 2014
(Politico)
 
 
 
Apparently $474 million is not enough money for the government to build a functional website
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(159)
 
(Dallas News)
 
 
 
A million here, a million there, pretty soon you're talking about real money
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(36)
 


Sat May 10, 2014
(YouTube)
 
 
 
A perverted ventriloquist, a creepy dummy, and a reporter all come to a crashing head in Devil Doll from MST3K season 8. Mike, Servo, and Crow tear this black and white horror film to shreds. "I command you to shake that moneymaker"
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(7)
 


Fri May 09, 2014
(Casa de Logo)
 
 
 
Why would you pass a law that resulted in a record-number of bankruptcies in this country? Bank money, of course. Delicious bank bribery money
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(85)
 


Wed May 07, 2014
(Gawker)
 
 
 
"We surveyed 100 previous contestants. On a scale of 1 to 10, how likely are you to completely screw up a chance at $20,000 while only needing 18 points in the "Fast Money" round?"
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(27)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Ted Cruz says Christians shouldn't be required to do business with gay people, because they contaminate their money with gay cooties
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(133)
 
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
He had everything: money, fame and a list of life goals with every item crossed off. But it wasn't enough. The Beast was burdened
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(20)
 


Tue May 06, 2014
(DNA Info)
 
 
 
WTC BASE jumpers release new video so you can help pay money for their legal costs because of their stupid shenanigans
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(21)
 
(Amazon)
 
 
 
Graphic novel written and produced by a Farker finally available on Amazon. Link to the left, ideas about better ways I could've spent my money to the right (1,240 TotalFark subscriptions strangely absent)
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(12)
 


Sat May 03, 2014
(Newser)
 
 
 
California's blood-sucking, money-hungry lawyers now have to take an oath to be ... nice
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(27)
 


Thu May 01, 2014
(Politico)
 
 
 
The one factor that separates secret Democratic big-money donors from hypocrisy: moral superiority
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(113)
 


Wed April 30, 2014
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
What happens when a little boy pays his pocket money forward to buy biscuits for firefighters for their bravery? A VIP tour and friends for life
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(9)
 
(Slashdot)
 
 
 
The SCOTUS just ruled that patent trolls are more likely to get their beer money taken away for filing bullshiat lawsuits
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(13)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Listen pal, if you say you're worth all that money for being an escort, you'd better be worth it, you Prince Charming you
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(27)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Fargo subtly reveals whatever happened to all that money buried in the snow marked by an ice scraper all those years ago
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(47)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
No, the Tea Party isn't evil or racist. In fact, all it needs in order to become a major force for good is for you to show it some love and understanding once in a while. Would that be so hard? Oh, and send a little money while you're at it. Thanks
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(136)
 
(When On Earth)
 
 
 
If you're traveling abroad just assume every attractive woman, rickshaw operator, and street urchin is trying to scam you out of your money
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(59)
 
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Police release Kurt Cobain's OTHER note: "Courtney is a biatch who is siphoning all my money for doping and whoring." OK then
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(125)
 


Tue April 29, 2014
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Debit cards have all but killed cash as more than 80 percent of money now changes hands electronically, offering consumers less flexibility and higher service charges
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(65)
 


Mon April 28, 2014
(Esquire)
 
 
 
SEC now investigating human calzone Chris Christie for possibly diverting $1.8B in Port Authority money to NJ highway projects, stocking his fridge, reinforcing his bedroom floor
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(137)
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
Former Justice Stevens to testify for Senate Democrats over dark money
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(8)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
R-Money may run in 2016 if Jeb Bush decides not to. Please proceed, Governor
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(146)
 


Sat April 26, 2014
(CNBC)
 
 
 
The world will have its first trillionaire within the next 25 years. Early money is on the person who invents a cellphone that explodes when it's used inside a movie theater
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(34)
 
(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
The Cash Store runs out of money, just needs a loan until payday to tide them over
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(21)
 


Fri April 25, 2014
(Gawker)
 
 
 
"I have a dream. A dream where a white man is able to secure federal land without paying any money for it and fighting the government. Where a white man can insult all black men with impunity"
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(368)
 
(The New Republic)
 
 
 
Yes, there's a mathematical formula for how many days you have to smoke e-cigarettes before you save money over tobacco. No, it won't tell you how much money it takes to compensate for how lame you'll look
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(289)
 
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Brazilian drought means consumers will be spending more money on the most critical, essential building block to life: coffee
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(38)
 


Thu April 24, 2014
(The Local)
 
 
 
"We weren't expecting to hear calls to prayer from mosques on our holiday to Turkey. Now give us our money back"
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(109)
 
(Fox Sports)
 
 
 
Washington Redskins owner says the team's name is "not an issue." Because nothing is an issue for sports owners until it actually starts costing them money
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(32)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
Jeb Bush: "I'm seriously thinking about getting my ass handed to me by a Clinton, just like dear old dad. Now give me money"
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(142)
 


Wed April 23, 2014
(The Detroit_News)
 
 
 
Priest uses church money to buy condom. No, wait, condo, not condom
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(30)
 
(AATTP.org)
 
 
 
Families living in food insecure households think the GOP should put their money where their mouth is. Problem is, they are
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(54)
 
(E! Online)
 
 
 
As Macklemore and Ryan Lewis announce that they have started up a nonprofit called 'the 30/30 Project' to raise money for affordable healthcare worldwide, Ryan Lewis reveals that his mother has lived with HIV for 30 years
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(22)
 


Tue April 22, 2014
(The Blemish)
 
 
 
Kristen Bell puts her money where her mouth is and sand everywhere else (Not safe for work)
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(121)
 
(PBS)
 
 
 
If you had any doubts that recently big money is distorting politics, consider this, in Florida more than $4 million has already been spent in the race to fill the seat of disgraced Rep. Trey Radel--and that's just for the GOP primary
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(44)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
What do Ashton Kutcher and Leonardo DiCaprio have in common? I mean besides the dating beautiful woman and sometimes acting like a douche. No, not the beds made of money either. Okay, two words: Steve Jobs
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(53)
 


Mon April 21, 2014
(Celebuzz)
 
 
 
Sofia Vergara thinks it is OK to receive money for sex, just not with you
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(58)
 
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Child saves up money for PS4, instead buys smoke detectors for neighbors
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(40)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Malcolm McDowell explains how he ended up killing Captain Kirk even though he hated Star Trek: "They came up with the money"
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(123)
 
(Showbiz Spy)
 
 
 
Good news guys, Uma Thurman is single again after breaking off her engagement to millionaire Arki Busson. The bad news is that she seems to go for men with lots of money so it's time to start saving up. Oh and line is to the left
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(27)
 


Sun April 20, 2014
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Ukraine's army is resorting to bake sales to raise the money it needs to defend its Eastern borders
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(33)
 
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Hotels and restaurants claim that Colorado's marijuana tourism is a myth, as they have seen no increase in tourism business. Or else the out-of-state stoners blow all their money on weed and have to crash with friends and dealers
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(68)
 


Fri April 18, 2014
(Inventorspot)
 
 
 
Doritos Japan to roll out Gourmet Bacon & Mustard Tortilla Chips, prepares to shut up and take your money
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(9)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Have a cart full of pork rinds and Keystone, but are out of cash? Now you can have money wired directly to your Wal-Mart - from another Wal-Mart
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(13)
 
(Poughkeepsie Journal)
 
 
 
Mountains of money in politics are so self-evidently horrible that over 85 percent of self-financed congressional candidates lose, except for Saruman (R-Orthanc)
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(31)
 


Thu April 17, 2014
(Pro Football Talk)
 
 
 
49ers very unlikely to pick up Aldon Smith's $9.75 million option, or $9.95 million if you include forfeited bail money
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(55)
 


Wed April 16, 2014
(Geek.com)
 
 
 
Yeah, those expensive cables are just a ripoff... how fast did you say? Shut up and take my money
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(66)
 
(Newser)
 
 
 
New study reveals when men become grumpy -- our money was on "whenever they start seriously wondering if Cialis is right for them"
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(33)
 
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
"Why I fixed fights." Surprisingly, the answer isn't just the word "MONEY" over and over and over
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(14)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
You may want to sit down for this, but the US Government is making money hand-over-fist thanks to outrageous student loans taken out by graduate students
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(75)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Bitcoin exchange site Magic the Gathering Online Exchange denied bankruptcy protection in Japan, likely because you need to have real money for it to be protected in bankruptcy
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(51)
 


Tue April 15, 2014
(io9)
 
 
 
Proof that the Belgians can give the Japanese a run for the money in the WTF department
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(11)
 
(Factor)
 
 
 
Handy: pay for items with blood money
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(12)
 


Mon April 14, 2014
(Slate)
 
 
 
You would never guess what government agency just blew a lot of money by missing a well-known, written in stone deadline
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(166)
 


Sat April 12, 2014
(CBC)
 
 
 
Not news: Thieves cut the power and break in to a business with the intention of stealing money out of a safe. News: They tried to pry the safe open but failed. Fark: So they stole $15,000 worth of hair-removal products
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(31)
 


Fri April 11, 2014
(BT.com)
 
 
 
Forget boob enhancement and nose jobs. The real money in plastic surgery these days is in foot facelifts, sideburn transplants and palm line alterations
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(35)
 
(Sporting News)
 
 
 
NASCAR to host three wiener-swallowing events. The smart money's on Jeff Gordon
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(13)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Sen McCain blasts the Navy's Littoral Combat Ship program as a misguided waste of money, adds that back in his day sailors had to buy their sex toys with their own damn money
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(95)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
If you ever wanted to live in a house built to look like the Thunderbirds' Tracy Island, today is your lucky day. Bring money (pics)
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(0)
 


Thu April 10, 2014
(Washington Free Beacon)
 
 
 
An electric car company that received money as part of Obama's bailout announced that they will be closing their US plant. They will continue to operate in Europe and Asia though, so there's always that
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(28)
 
(The Wire)
 
 
 
Lawsuit claims the movie "The Wolf of Wall Street" was financed with ill-gotten money. Apparently there is such a thing as being a "method" producer too
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(21)
 
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Could the corrupting influence of money ever be taken out of Washington? Or should we just get over it and resign ourselves to a corrupt status quo, and move on to other issues?
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(50)
 
(WTKR)
 
 
 
If a 'mega-preacher' sends you a friend request on Facebook, then promises $50,000 if you to wire $80 to an account in Africa, he may just be a money changer at the temple
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(62)
 
(WGAL 8)
 
 
 
The IRS needs more money so you can send them more money. Please help
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(28)
 
(Short List)
 
 
 
And here's what Zach Braff did with all your god damn money
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(16)
 
(Engadget)
 
 
 
"BlackBerry is willing to stop making phones if they keep losing money." Come on people, lets make this a reality
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(27)
 


Tue April 08, 2014
(WWSB ABC 7)
 
 
 
Fake nuns raising money for fake charities? In Florida? It's more likely than you think
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(29)
 
(Hot Air)
 
 
 
Turns out the CEO of OkCupid, the sanctimonious dating site that started the movement that cost Brendan Eich his job at FireFox, gave money to a congressman who opposed gay marriage. Ironic tag sits in for Hypocrite tag
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(419)
 
(Kotaku)
 
 
 
A Star Trek strategy role-playing game that lets fans build their dream crew out of characters from every generation of the television series? Shut up and take my money
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(55)
 


Mon April 07, 2014
(WWE)
 
 
 
How long until Triple H abeyances Daniel Bryan? Has the Undertaker recovered from his Borking? Is Sting ready to take Vince's money? Will the crowd continue the tradition of being hotter than the Wrestlemania crowd on WWE Raw, 8 PM on USA?
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(2823)
 


Sun April 06, 2014
(AP)
 
 
 
Dumb: Taking a 1 year-old on a sailboat in an attempt to circumnavigate the globe. Dumber: Taking her even though she was sick before you left. Fark: Spending money rescuing these people
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(151)
 


Sat April 05, 2014
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Woman accused of defrauding a 93 year-old man out of $1.3 million, though she insists he was fine giving up the money in exchange for her company
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(25)
 


Fri April 04, 2014
(LiveLeak)
 
Video
 
And now, a shocking new way to raise money for charity
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(13)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Jon Stewart biatch slaps SCOTUS: "the last great hope of preserving our democracy from the corrupting influence of money is carpal tunnel syndrome"
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(180)
 


Thu April 03, 2014
(Contact Music)
 
 
 
On what would have been his 100th birthday, estate of Sir Alec Guinness releases letters in which he called his role in Star Wars "fairytale rubbish" but that he'd do it for enough money. He also asks who this Harrison Ford fellow is
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(72)
 


Wed April 02, 2014
(The Hill)
 
 
 
If you're upset by the SCOTUS ruling about campaign contributions, join the club, say lobbyists. "The Supreme Court didn't give me more money. I have a budget. I don't have unlimited funds"
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(103)
 
(The Verge)
 
 
 
Remember how long you've insisted that Bitcoin really is money? The owner of Silk Road would like you to forget that idea if you don't mind
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(40)
 
(WUWM Milwaukee)
 
 
 
NPR is shocked, shocked I say to find that the largest religious TV network in America that calls itself a church is lying to its viewers about how much of the money goes where
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(61)
 
(MTV)
 
 
 
"Hey guys, how much money do we have for 'Deathlok's' costume again? $12? Okay"
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(113)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
$2 bill attempts comeback as NYC hipster money, as many local vendors still consider it pretty obscure
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(76)
 


Tue April 01, 2014
(io9)
 
 
 
Someone is paying pretty good money for books about getting raped by Bigfoot
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(32)
 
(ABC 27)
 
 
 
Ever wanted to travel the country by tractor? This man is going to, and the money raised will be going to the Wounded Warriors Project
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(17)
 


Mon March 31, 2014
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Yankees owner explains he felt hamstrung by $189 million payroll target and risked perpetual uncompetitiveness if he didn't drop big money on four big-name 2014 free agents to cover for lack of farm talent
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(4)
 
(Independent)
 
 
 
Couple awarded €20,000 because they have no sex life. Apparently 'marriage' can now be leveraged into actual money
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(16)
 
(KCRA 3 Sacramento)
 
 
 
Man loses wife to a heart attack and wins the lottery the next day. For some this could be a win/win but in this case it's just bittersweet. "I think she just kind of sent me this money so I could continue taking care of the (grand) kids"
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(44)
 


Sat March 29, 2014
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Mars Inc. opens its first chocolate plant in 35 years in Kansas. Which shows that no matter how bad the economy gets, you will always make money by giving Americans the chance to get even fatter
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(8)
 


Fri March 28, 2014
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
GOP Governors want online gambling banned because it takes money away from Sheldon Adelson's casinos. No, really
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(110)
 
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Congressional bill seeks to ban online gambling. If people want to watch their money being thrown away electronically, they'll just have to watch C-SPAN
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(13)
 


Thu March 27, 2014
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Protip: If you've just inherited a ton of money from a dead relative, keep it to yourself
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(53)
 
(Hardball Talk)
 
 
 
The Tigers just agreed to set a ton of money on fire for a guy on the wrong side of 30 years old
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(50)
 
(The Korea Times)
 
 
 
Italian Mafia made more money last year than McDonald's. You gotta problem with that?
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(36)
 
(Daily Tribune)
 
 
 
Wham Bam Thank You BLAM Gunman fires at prostitute, robs all her money after they had sex: "We are in the process of having DNA evidence analyzed that we collected at the scene" ewww
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(21)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The 10 most awesome vending machines that you didn't think could exist, including one that will give you mashed potatoes for money (not a slideshow)
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(37)
 


Wed March 26, 2014
(City of Toronto)
 
 
 
Wondering if you can vote for Rob Ford or Olivia Chow despite not living in TO? Well, the letter Subby got in the mail doesn't say, but your money sure can. Toronto: Ontario's City, your money has a vote there (if you are a resident of Ontario)
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(11)
 
(MN Vapers)
 
 
 
Why is the American Lung Assn against e-cigs? Because one of their major donors makes money from smoking cessation drugs
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(300)
 


Tue March 25, 2014
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Matt Drudge paid his "liberty tax" even though he doesn't need to pay it for another year, the IRS hasn't told him how to pay the tax, and he didn't have a way to specify that his estimated tax filing included money for the tax
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(407)
 
(The Jersey Tomato Press)
 
 
 
12 Years a Slave: working for the Post Office - NJ scandal catches fire as national letters pour in to local paper and $75 billion pension money GONE
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Mon March 24, 2014
(Metronews.ca)
 
 
 
Man gives away modest sums of money to complete strangers he meets on the streets. Who better to send for psychiatric assessment?
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(54)
 
(Uproxx)
 
 
 
There's always money in putting Bluth homages in your children's movie
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(19)
 
(Time)
 
 
 
Turns out, the old and cheap B-52 costs more to fly than the waste-of-money B-1B
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(101)
 


Sun March 23, 2014
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Former Texas deputy constable who claimed he was forced to 'motorboat' his female boss has been awarded $567,000 by Galveston County jury. That seems like a lot of money, until you see her pic (w/pics)
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Sat March 22, 2014
(AsiaOne)
 
 
 
You're doomed for deep, self-loathing, mommy issues if your 70-year-old mother puts on a heavy Mickey Mouse costume every day just so she can earn enough money to buy your sorry-ass a wife
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Thu March 20, 2014
(WTSP)
 
 
 
News: City elects country's first transgender mayor. Fark: Who then proceeds to sell his shoes to make money for said city
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(28)
 
(Ultimate Classic Rock)
 
 
 
Eddie Money wants to punch Kenny Loggins. Well who doesn't?
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(40)
 


Wed March 19, 2014
(Rochester Democrat and Chronicle)
 
 
 
Let me call my buddy. He knows all there is to know about selling tubas for drug money
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(43)
 
(Salon)
 
 
 
Why pay taxes when you can stash your money overseas, lend it to the government, and have them pay you?
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(26)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
A Tibetan mastiff puppy has been sold in China for almost $2 million, which is nearly $14 million in dog money
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(50)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Not really news: Man films kick-ass slide guitar busker. Still not really news: Makes £80 from adverts. Now it's news: Gives busker £100, one of his own guitars, and helps him set up his own YouTube and Facebook accounts so he can make his own money
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(28)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Ted Nugent auctioning off an AR-15 to raise money for Colorado gubernatorial candidate. Bidding is high, knowing that Ted Nugent will have one less gun to wave around
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Tue March 18, 2014
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
"Sure, the War on Drugs has wasted untold lives and many billions of dollars in the last 40 or so years, but if you just give us more money we can still totally win it"
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(142)
 
(Forbes)
 
 
 
Millennials are using cash far more often than credit cards in the wake of recent security breaches and the realization that they don't make enough money to have credit cards in the first place
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Mon March 17, 2014
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
American conservatism is still, after all these years, largely driven by claims that liberals are taking away your hard-earned money and giving it to Those People
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Sun March 16, 2014
(Indiegogo)
 
 
 
"A Really Hip Plan To Repair The Van": Musician Farker is raising money through crowdsourcing to customize van for a bandmates father that was recently paralyzed
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(1)
 
(Sun News Network)
 
 
 
StarCraft player wins tournament and takes home $100K in prize money. He just made more money than most Canadian football players do
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(37)
 
(WFAA Fort Worth)
 
 
 
Six Flags to Wounded War Vet: You can't ride the roller coasters without "one functional leg and one functional arm," and you can't have your money back. But here are two free tickets in case you want to come back again
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(90)
 
(Reno Gazette-Journal)
 
 
 
Humboldt County, Nevada agrees to return stolen money after learning dark-skinned people can afford lawyers too
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(97)
 
(Townhall)
 
 
 
Drug testing welfare recipients "seems like a great way for the state to spend a minimal amount in order to save the system a lot of money", or at least it does if you ignore all the other states where it didn't
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Sat March 15, 2014
(Egotastic)
 
 
 
Miranda Kerr strips SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY
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(51)
 
(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
This teacup pig I bought from you over the internet is a fraud and I demand my money back
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(25)
 
(CBS Boston)
 
 
 
Someone paid a Girl Scout troop for cookies with counterfeit money. Though to be fair, the cookies aren't really made from girl scouts, either
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