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163 headlines found matching 'mom'
Fri November 24, 2017
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Caption this parade moment
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Thu November 23, 2017
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
"In a moment focused on rectifying power imbalances, it would be irresponsible to forget that white women have often cast the fight against sexism and the fight against racism in a zero-sum game, from suffrage to the present day." #wypipo
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(The Grio)
 
 
 
Virginia mom faces felony charges of parenting while black
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Wed November 22, 2017
(Komo)
 
 
 
Soldier says "God was over me" after accident. Presumably He was driving the school bus
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: My daughter was born days after my niece. When my niece was 6 months, her dad was killed and her mom ODd on sleeping pills. We adopted her; said the girls are twins; we moved to keep the secret. Should I tell my daughters the truth?"
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Tue November 21, 2017
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Remember Paul Ryan's hypothetical poor single mom "Cindy" he made up to show how great the GOP tax plan is? Yeah, about her
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Let us pause a moment and recall when "Dollar" Bill Wirtz tried to make Blackhawks' home games pay-per-view in Chicago. And then let us extend our middle fingers and shout "Fark you, Bill"
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(The Big Lead)
 
 
 
We couldn't have an intellectual conversation about anything. His main interest in life was baseball. He wasn't even sure he wanted to go on the yacht because the TV might not be working
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Mon November 20, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
To all of you jumping on the bandwagon to bring down Al Franken, just take a moment to remember that this man was one of the founding writers of Saturday Night Live. So before you judge him, take a look back at that time of his life and ... uh oh
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Sun November 19, 2017
(Fansided)
 
 
 
While the Council of Ricks sit Shiva, it's a flashback episode told from the perspective of the Saviors and Eugene, replaying the first four episodes of the season from the villains' perspective. Will there be momentum? The Walking Dead 9pm EST on AMC
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Fri November 17, 2017
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
The moment George Clooney saw the Yossarian character in the Catch-22 script, he fell madly in love with it
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Thu November 16, 2017
(Keep Pounding)
 
 
 
Carolina Panthers WR promises mother of fallen soldier that he'd score touchdown in son's honor. Winds up scoring twice. "I told Dillon's mom that I was going to get in the end zone for her. I made sure she got the first touchdown ball." Damn dust
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Wed November 15, 2017
(Fox 4 Now Fort Myers)
 
 
 
PSA: Calling 911 while you're being chased by police and demanding to speak to Donald Trump because he's your friend will not help - not even in Florida
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Tue November 14, 2017
(WTOP)
 
 
 
Seasonal time changes can wreak havoc on the delicate systems of precious snowflakes, moonbeams, and rays of sunshine all over the nation. If you're one of them, don't worry -- Mommy Blogger is here to help, and local news is here to cover her
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(CBS Baltimore)
 
 
 
1, 2, 3
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Sun November 12, 2017
(AL.com)
 
 
 
Roy Moore now trails in latest poll, released moments ago. So it may be too young
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Sat November 11, 2017
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
"I hope that I'm able to give you the name Don Easy Peasy Lemon Squeeze-e," Roy Moore's friend and attorney said to Don Lemon, who replied, rather frostily, "It's just Don"
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Fri November 10, 2017
(WPRI Rhode Island)
 
 
 
♫ If I could save Mom in a bottle / The first thing that I'd like to do / Is to pack her inside / Toss her into the prevailing tide / Just to send her to you ♫
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(The Week)
 
 
 
Moms of the world, it's time to put down the wine and pick up the weed. For the sake of humanity
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Thu November 09, 2017
(ABC Action News)
 
 
 
Mom arrested after leaving 3-year-old son home alone to go off drinking for 13 hours. Amazingly, her 13-hour binge mug shot looks way better than Subby's following 5 hours of drinking
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Caption this intimate moment
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(Kotaku)
 
 
 
That moment when you find out the folks you play online games with are real-life racists and jerks
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(WQAD Quad Cities)
 
 
 
8-year-old who spent 6 weeks in a coma while fighting cancer wants to meet Blake Shelton after his music helped him fight through treatment
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
More people retiring to Pittsburgh than Miami because when you don't have much time left you want every moment to feel like an eternity
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Tue November 07, 2017
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
The moment we've all been waiting for: Liam Gallagher responds to the Harvey Weinstein controversy and highlights misogyny in the music industry
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(Cageside Seats)
 
 
 
Mirroring reality, WWE has all heel champions at the moment. AJ Styles doesn't want none of that as he finally tries to end the Fall of Unhindering. Will New Day face backlash for their invasion 2 turbo last night? WWE SDL 8pm EST USA
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Democrat Ted Lieu of California walks out of moment of silence for Texas massacre victims ... because in his short time in Congress he's seen too many
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Accidentally packing your husband's prescription pain pills on a trip to Egypt? That's a death by hangin'
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Sun November 05, 2017
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Thor: Ragnarok hammers the competition with $118 million for the #1 spot, A Bad Mom's Christmas #2 with $15.7 million. Torture porn Jigsaw is #3 with $6 million, Geostorm somehow sticking at #5 with $2.9 million, Blade Runner 2049 thudding to #8 (WARNING: spoilers in thread)
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Woman has two kids and four nannies which keeps her sane. So, that's why my mom, who had two kids and NO nannies, is in the looney bin?
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Sat November 04, 2017
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
LA Times calls press secretary a "slightly chunky soccer mom". No surprise, but people have issues with this
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Fri November 03, 2017
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Jennifer Lawrence recalls evening where she got drunk with Kris Jenner and ended up completely naked in her closet
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Thu November 02, 2017
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Carlos Correa proposing to his girlfriend just moments after winning the World Series not only surprised her it left Big Papi speechless
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(Fox 43 Pennsylvania)
 
 
 
Nurse delivers own baby in car outside hospital where she works. Man what does she know about that hospital that we don't?
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Dear Amy: My mom is dying of pancreatic cancer and my fiance won't move up the wedding because she doesn't want to miss out on "the process" or lose deposits in case "something happens." Advice?
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(Action News Jacksonville)
 
Boobies
 
Hey mom, here's a Snap of the porn they are showing during lunch
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
I guess they were in a hurry
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Wed November 01, 2017
(Fox News)
 
 
 
The next time your mom or your wife chides you for falling asleep during the sermon just tell her you are following the lead of the Pope
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(CNN)
 
 
 
CNN lets us know that, despite the on-screen yuck-fest, being a heavy-drinking 'bad mom' is actually more worrisome than funny
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(Slate)
 
 
 
You know who can really take care of your little fella there? Your mom
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Teen Mom fired for having sex
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Tue October 31, 2017
(Fark)
 
 
 
Like a floating red balloon, the 2017 "Fark Scary Stories" thread is waiting for you. Top 10 voted Smart or Funny stories get a sponsored month of TotalFark. We all float down here
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Mon October 30, 2017
(KREM Spokane)
 
 
 
What do you do when a man in a ski mask breaks into your house a midnight, tackles your mom, and demands money? If you are Sharaia Walker you shoot him in the ass with a gun named Barbara
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Let us all pause for a moment of silence for the brave soldiers and civilians who gave their lives 79 years ago today to protect New Jersey from a large scale invasion
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Sun October 29, 2017
(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
Never forget it takes a village to raise a baby elephant
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Sat October 28, 2017
(Fark)
 
 
 
So my mom gave me these weird fruit thingies called pluots. It's apparently so obscure that Chrome spellcheck redlines it. So have an obscure fruit and take the Weekly Weird News Quiz 10/15-10/21, Pluot Edition
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(Philadelphia Magazine)
 
 
 
Why are mom and dad eating all of the Halloween candy?
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Fri October 27, 2017
(Science Magazine)
 
 
 
Electric dipole moments may exist in electrons and may explain matter-antimatter bias. I assumed it was because antimatter looks different and we live in a matterarchy
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Thu October 26, 2017
(WNEP Scranton)
 
 
 
You know it's an epic 'hold my beer' moment when the homemade explosive device you are working on explodes and the cops don't find your body until a day later
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Tue October 24, 2017
(YouTube)
 
Video
 
Robert Guillaume was known for many roles. But this moment from SportsNight, where he delivered a speech against the confederate flag and condemned it as a symbol of hate, still resonates today
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Mon October 23, 2017
(The Hill)
 
 
 
We have reached the moment in our history when a news organization adopting the slogan "Facts First" and running an ad insisting on the existence of an objectively verifiable reality is seen as an attack on the President of the United States
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Sat October 21, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Harvard students grade Spicey's classes after he received a fellowship from the university; "He's incredibly inarticulate...it's just a defense of every waking moment he served Trump"
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(lovemeow.com)
 
 
 
How a blind raccoon helped two kittens find their forever home just in time for Caturday
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Fri October 20, 2017
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
The magnetic moment of the antiproton is 2.7928473441(42). Ya know, in case you were wondering
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Thu October 19, 2017
(The New Yorker)
 
 
 
Let's ignore for the moment that if Trump goes down for Russiagate, then Pence goes too. Instead let's imagine how godawful a Pence presidency would be
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Wed October 18, 2017
(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
On average it takes parents 25 minutes a day just to get their kids ready for bed. And this is why mommy drinks late at night
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Tue October 17, 2017
(Washingtonian)
 
 
 
Parents can too co-sleep with their kids and still have a sex life, say parents of kid who's going to be in therapy for decades
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Maybe, just maybe, if we actually want to MAGA, we could start by getting every kindergartner free milk with their lunch, rather than relying on other five-year-olds having to raid their own piggybanks to pay for their peers. #sotiredofwinning
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Mon October 16, 2017
(Poughkeepsie Journal)
 
 
 
Your bear wants steak
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
This story is bizarre even by Florida standards: Florida man commits murder over imaginary girlfriend
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(AZCentral)
 
 
 
It's still too soon for an Anne Frank Halloween costume
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Sat October 14, 2017
(NYPost)
 
 
 
What do you call a mom with with no arms and no legs? Plaintiff
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Fri October 13, 2017
(The Hill)
 
 
 
A self-confessed fornicator and sexual harasser, who was unfaithful to three wives and has children by three different baby-mommas and says he's never once asked God to forgive anything he's done, give a "hero's welcome" at Christian voters summit
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Remember this week as the moment when Wall St went insane for crypto currencies. At least The Big Short II will be entertaining. From the living room in your cardboard box
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Wife-like tweeting detected
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Thu October 12, 2017
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
China's 1 percenters are now worth as much as the GDP of the world's fifth-largest economy ...and the scales keep tipping...and the bubbles keep inflating
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
AT&T learns that buying DirecTV just as the cord-cutting revolution was gaining momentum was probably not the brightest of business acquisitions
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Wed October 11, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Trump's nominee for Labor Secretary, Alexander Acosta, was the US Attorney who declined to press the most serious charges against convicted sex offender Jeffrey Epstein, presumably after receiving a note signed by Epstein's mom
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(Shanghaiist)
 
 
 
Toddler needs to tinkle at restaurant, mom hands his bowl from the table for him to pee in instead of taking him to the bathroom, then argues with horrified fellow diners that the restaurant was going to wash it anyway
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(ScreenCrush)
 
 
 
Arnold reveals how he tricked Stallone into starring in "Stop or My Mom Will Shoot"
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Fri October 06, 2017
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Your Trump moment for the day: sarcastically saying Puerto Rico with a Spanish accent
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Thu October 05, 2017
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Vegas shooter often would moan and scream "Oh my God" in bed, much like your mom
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Christian rehab diversion program miraculously turns into forced-labor camp the moment you step into it. Hallelujah
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
6-year-old girl: Grandma, why are these animals talking about vaginas and coke problems in my book?
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Wed October 04, 2017
(LA Times)
 
 
 
You can never have enough Rice at a wedding
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Mon October 02, 2017
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Wondering why the Ram's jerseys didn't match their helmets this last weekend? Blame Dallas
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Sun October 01, 2017
(The Cannabist)
 
 
 
For one brief, shining moment you could buy CBD oil extracts from Target's website
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Sat September 30, 2017
(The Baffler)
 
 
 
"Why was I making small talk with a woman waving around a small rubber fetus and enduring hours of speakers in a venue that didn't even seem to have alcohol for sale?"
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Fri September 29, 2017
(MSN)
 
 
 
Are you a single parent who wants to go to Europe but can't afford to take the kids? Good news, now there's a way
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Mother of Denver's starting running back will be rooting against her son and the Broncos this Sunday
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Thu September 28, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
Hey Elon Musk, guess who is the new face of Cover Girl? YOUR MOM
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Wed September 27, 2017
(The Tab)
 
 
 
Former professor arrested for assaulting student in a grocery store
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Christie Brinkley's daughter, Sailor Brinkley, named SI Swimsuit model making her the first model whose mother was also an SI Swimsuit model
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Hey, what's with calling pictures of every celebrity and their kid, "[name of celebrity] and their lookalike daughter"? It's dumb because the kid never looks like mom or dad. For instance, "Rebecca DeMornay and her lookalike daughter"
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Mon September 25, 2017
(Salon)
 
 
 
Science says we're about to have a Kodiak moment. The moment where the Kodiak bear changes his diet and then death and destruction rains down on us all. And it's much worse than the recent death and destruction
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Sat September 23, 2017
(New York Magazine)
 
 
 
Photoshop this medical moment
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
15-year-old shelter cat that loves being held finds his forever home just in time for Caturday
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Fri September 22, 2017
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Dotard Trump, giving Hurricane Irma speech: "And Melania really wanted to be with us....". So, guess where she was at that exact moment. Go on, guess before clicking
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Should we be celebrating my mom having sex or slut shaming her? Subby thinks it's great she has more sex than the pol tab combined. But they seem to think moms must be celibate
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(CNN)
 
 
 
NASA's OSIRIS-REx to slingshot around Earth in pursuit of asteroid. Expected to wind up in 1968 to stop launch of nuclear missile with aid of agent Gary Seven any moment now
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(Digital Spy)
 
 
 
The eight most inappropriate, racist, and otherwise bizarre moments in Disney movies the company could not get away with now. The crows from Dumbo are probably the worst
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Thu September 21, 2017
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
World's richest woman dies peacefully at home, moments before every vulture in her life starts killing each other to be the person to inherit it all
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Subway surfing is all fun and games until you.....OH GOD, I CAN'T EVEN TYPE IT
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Wed September 20, 2017
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
That moment when you realize you can just go to the bank for material for the floor of your garage
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
That moment when you discover the babysitter has been drinking your breast milk
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Add this moment to the Great Moments in Premature Celebrations
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Eight-year-old girl publishes her first peer-reviewed science paper. Here comes the half-pint science
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Florida: If the hurricanes don't get you, the sinkholes will
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Tue September 19, 2017
(iNews (UK))
 
 
 
That awkward moment when a spoof of your show has fans more interested than the actual show
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Mon September 18, 2017
(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
WA father claims that he accidentally shot his son repeatedly with flaming balls from a "fireworks gun" in a "safety lesson" that went accidentally awry. His 6-year-old son tells a different, more believable, and frankly better-constructed story
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Sat September 16, 2017
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Tired of Conservative trolls and white supremacists getting all the attention, anti-abortion protestors decide to storm clinic waiting rooms
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Fri September 15, 2017
(WUSA9)
 
 
 
United Airlines, feeling lonely after two weeks with no public backlash, bumps 77 year old wheelchair bound grandmother from flight and leaves her unattended at the gate
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
The problem with getting cut out of your mom is your grammar sucks
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(Charlotte Observer)
 
 
 
NC mom invents a spray she guarantees will attract any Bigfoot within a mile and a half. Also guaranteed to attract Loch Ness monsters, chupacabras, unicorns, jackalopes and leprechauns
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Yo moms, I heard you like mom jeans
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Thu September 14, 2017
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Spiffy: Sean Spicer finally asked point-blank if he thinks it is a dangerous thing for our country and its democracy to try to de-legitimize the free press and undermine its credibility. Sad: it took a late-night talk show host to ask the question
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Tue September 12, 2017
(Metro)
 
 
 
In case you were feeling young today, the Chris Crocker "leave Britney alone" viral video just turned 10 years old
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Mon September 11, 2017
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Other than your mom, what can go from zero to OH MY GOD to zero again in under 42 seconds?
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
"Please join us in a moment of silence to honor the fallen of 9/11." Trump: "A what now?"
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Sat September 09, 2017
(The Sun (Ireland))
 
 
 
Quit talking to 'the guys' down in the drain kid, you're scaring the bejebbies out of your mom
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Fri September 08, 2017
(Redbook Magazine)
 
 
 
Mom refuses to evacuate her five kids because, when they moved to FL, they "knew that hurricanes were just part of the deal." Mmmmm, Coral Gables, ten miles inland with 13-foot elevation? Possible Cat-5 hurricane? Amateur Floridian, I see
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(Fox 17 Grand Rapids)
 
 
 
Mom wears T-Rex costume to walk daughter to kindergarten bus stop on first day of school. "Ferrell said she has a few life-size dinosaur costumes lying around the house"
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(KFOR Oklahoma City)
 
 
 
People are buying these so-called 'micro' pigs not realizing what 'small' means in the pig world
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: I had an affair with my married boss 25 years ago. His marriage was crumbling; we eventually married, and I raised his children, apologized to his wife, and we're happy. I just can't shake the feeling I did something wrong. Did I?"
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Thu September 07, 2017
(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Missing toddler found in corn field, insists he was only trying to "go the distance" to "ease his pain"
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
"Electrons on a one-dimensional semiconducting nanowire will have a quantum spin opposite to its momentum in a finite magnetic field." In other words, the butler did it
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Wed September 06, 2017
(DevonLive)
 
 
 
Man challenged to cycle over his BMW. He describes it as a 'hold my pint moment'
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Hurricane Irma is such a mean biatch she's causing seismometers to detect earthquakes
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(Twitter)
 
Video
 
The best video you'll see today of an Irish guy trying to catch a bat in his kitchen
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Tue September 05, 2017
(Weather Underground)
 
 
 
Irma just had a baby boy named Jose. And he looks to be following right in Mommy's footsteps
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Mon September 04, 2017
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Okay so maybe this mom was milking it a bit to help Hurricane Harvey victims, but she did donate over 1,000 ounces of breast milk for the cause
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Sun September 03, 2017
(SFGate)
 
 
 
No, Mom, we did not barricade ourselves naked inside the church because we were 'fearless'. It was spice, I mean spicy food. Thats it. Now bail us out
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Sat September 02, 2017
(Bangor Daily News)
 
 
 
Serena Williams **grunt** reportedly gives **yaaaaaaeagggghh** birth to **uhhhhnnnn** baby girl **keeeeeeee**
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Tue August 29, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
Trump's appointee to Department of Energy claims it wasn't him who called Obama's mom a porn actress and whore on website, it was actually result of 'cyber attacks and internet crimes' committed against him
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Astros to Rangers: Our stadium is unplayable just now due to a hurricane, could we maybe play this series at your place, next one at ours? Ranger$ to Astros: How about you go f*ck your soggy selves? Would that work ? And f*ck your wet moms too
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Mon August 28, 2017
(PennLive)
 
 
 
She's an attractive drunken mom in an SUV with her adorable 4-year-old daughter. He's a somber state trooper on the 3rd shift. What are the odds these two will meet and hit it off?
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Sun August 27, 2017
(Fark)
 
 
 
Today, after a lot of procrastination, I will eat my first-ever burrito. I'll post a picture of the uncooked thing momentarily. Later this year, a visit to Taco Bell UK
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Fri August 25, 2017
(11 Alive)
 
 
 
Your 8-year-old son has just found what appears to be a gun in a dressing room. The best thing to do is A) leave it where it is and report it to the store manager, B) take it to the nearest counter, or C) pull the trigger to see if it's real
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
MLB "Players Weekend" allows for nicknames on the back of jerseys. FARK: Danny Farquhar is nicknamed after his favorite website
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Thu August 24, 2017
(Fark)
 
 
 
Is this the first stage of peak oil?
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: My mother lied to me about my biological father. I found him and his family; he told me my mom lied to him too. He and his family have welcomed me and support me unconditionally. My mom is angry at me and still lies. What can I do?"
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Wed August 23, 2017
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Tucker Carlson pulls a play out of the Trump handbook when he tries to rewrite what he said about the most Presidential moment in history
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Tue August 22, 2017
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Steve Mnuchin's wife just got into an argument on Instagram in what will be known as her "Let them eat cake" moment, though for her it was "We paid more taxes"
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Mon August 21, 2017
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Sometimes winning isn't everything: Swimmer forfeits his chance in a championship event after paying tribute to Barcelona's terrorist victims with moment of silence
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Wed August 16, 2017
(The Hill)
 
 
 
There is no Trump administration. "In short, the policy seems to be whatever the president says it is at a given moment and the others have to scramble to adjust"
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Tue August 15, 2017
(Metro)
 
 
 
Woman born without a vagina wants to undergo surgery that would allow her to have sex with her boyfriend for the first time and give her arm a rest
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Mon August 14, 2017
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
A recap of "Eastwatch," in which Daenerys and Jon have a moment with Drogon, Cersei gets some rather troubling news, and Bran tries to issue a warning about Wight supremacists attacking, all of it setting up a fascinating endgame [WARNING: SPOILERS]
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Fri August 11, 2017
(ABC Action News)
 
 
 
Ever see a vehicle fall 7 stories from a parking garage hitting a car on the ground below ... with no one getting seriously hurt?
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Thu August 10, 2017
(ABC Action News)
 
 
 
Five member white-supremacist gang arrested with hundreds of pages of American Nazi Family propaganda, meth, and weapons. In other news, these people think they're the 'master race.' Let that sink in for a moment. Take all the time you need
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Wed August 09, 2017
(Action News Jacksonville)
 
 
 
Pretty solid who-farted-y'all mugshot after mom abandons kid with special needs in woods
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(SlashFilm)
 
 
 
Who is the man that will ruin Shaft, man? Tim Story. Can ya dig it?
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Tue August 08, 2017
(People Magazine)
 
 
 
A message on Sinead O'Connor's Facebook page late Monday assured fans that the singer was okay, explaining that "she is surrounded by love and receiving the best of care"
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Mon August 07, 2017
(AOL)
 
 
 
These tiny ugly-ass things are supposed to be related to elephants
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Article declares mommy war not to be over. In related news: Apparently there is a mommy war
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Queens man's mom doubts he could take stolen "huge ass turtle" to train station by bus
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Mom tells her daughter to keep her farking sex toys out of the dishwasher. Fark: Sex toy turns out to be a water bottle that melted while drying
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Fri August 04, 2017
(Trend Hunter)
 
 
 
Mom, Hobbes is using markers on the seats and the ceiling of the car. That's OK Calvin, he's being quiet isn't he?
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Thu August 03, 2017
(Page Six)
 
 
 
Lauren Conrad's husband has never really been attracted to Lauren Conrad until she became a mom. Not sure why that is
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(WSAZ West Virginia)
 
 
 
Trump supporters lining up early to attend Trump rally in West Virginia. Subby's Mom lives in Huntington, and he just called to ask if she was attending. She called him a dirty word
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Wed August 02, 2017
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Residents complain because guests at hotel next door keep having sex in view of their homes
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Manly men want to know: How can we trust a woman leader who might have to take maternity leave at any moment?
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Mom almost goes blind from holy water, which seems counter to all the holy water stories subby has heard previously
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
900-year-old human remains uncovered in Ohio. Surprisingly, not your mom
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Mon July 31, 2017
(Fresno Bee)
 
 
 
Hot dog eating champ converts and becomes taco eating champ. Surprisingly, not a story about your mom
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(Twitchy)
 
 
 
This was the moment Kid Rock showed America he has what it takes to be a Senator
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Sun July 30, 2017
(Seeker)
 
 
 
Meh ... when we finally detect intelligent alien life it's not going to be such a big 'WOW' eureka moment. Meh
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Sat July 29, 2017
(Slate)
 
 
 
With growing horror, he realized he'd somehow "inhaled" a buttful of water. The water gushed out of his rectum a moment later, he felt fine and a Fart Artist was born
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(Catster)
 
 
 
#1 - Feed me. #2 - Feed me. #3 - Feed me. #4 - Feed me. #5 - Feed me. #6 - Feed me. #7 - Feed me. #8 - Feed me. #9 - Feed me. #10 - Caturday
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Fri July 28, 2017
(Metro)
 
 
 
Step one: Clearly state on your dating app : 'If you send me dick pics I will send them to your mom'. Step two: Receive dick pic and forward it to his mother. Step three: Get accused of breaking the law by the original sender
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Here it is, your moment of zen. The senate audibly gasps as McCain kills the bill
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(Vox)
 
 
 
Yes, McCain had one lucid moment where he did the right thing, but what Murkowski and Collins did was much harder, they repeatedly stood their ground against the three health bills their colleagues tried to ram through the Senate
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Thu July 27, 2017
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
One-hit wonder you've never heard of blames 9/11 for why you've never heard of her
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(Consequence of Sound)
 
 
 
Here it is, your Moment of Zen
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