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Headlines matching 'mom'
Thu April 11, 2013
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(Social Reader)
 
 
 
Like your mom, Microsoft working on 7-incher
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Wed April 10, 2013
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Florida man, misses his mom, steals $75,000 worth of soup
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(31)
 


Tue April 09, 2013
(Pajiba)
 
 
 
For a refreshing change, a mom posts a list of 10 things about which non-breeders need to ESS. TEE. EFF. YOO. (Update: Turns out the author is a dad)
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Teen Mom's mom doubts her daughter filmed a porn video with James Deen. Claims her daughter who gave birth at 16 "was not brought up that way. We have religious beliefs"
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Mon April 08, 2013
(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
Replace any word or phrase in a well-known literary passage with the phrase "your mom." Example: "Theirs not to reason why, theirs but to do your mom." Voting enabled
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Sun April 07, 2013
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Mom & Dad getting to see you hit the game-tying homer in the bottom of the 9th is pretty nice. When your brother follows up one out later with the walk-off game winner, that's really something special
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Sat April 06, 2013
(Patch)
 
 
 
He's seven. His mom has Lou Gehrig's Disease. He thought up a fundraiser for her, and his aunt and several volunteers are making it happen. The dust is strong with this one
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Fri April 05, 2013
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
We're a little more than a month away from Mother's Day, so let's take a moment to be inspired by some notable single mothers: Sandra Bullock, of course, everyone loves her. Halle Berry, Kate Winslet, can't forget them. Oh, and Michelle Obama
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
RIP filmmaker Jésus Franco, who gave us memorable moments like "scimitar-wielding lesbians duking it out on a hilltop, a sadomasochistic orgy in a brothel or a coven of elderly witches massaging their nipples with a crucifix"
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Thu April 04, 2013
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Ugly-ass baby river otter gets a none-too-gentle swimming lesson from Mom
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Tue April 02, 2013
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Inexperienced kayaker calls 911 to help stranded friend. 911 dispatcher calls her own mom to the rescue
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(34)
 
(Opposing Views)
 
 
 
Let this be a lesson to all five-month-old babies: if you're just going to lay there and be an accomplice to your mom jumping subway fare, you WILL end up with a face full of pepper spray
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Sun March 31, 2013
(New York Magazine)
 
 
 
Princeton alumna tells college women that they should concentrate on their degree and that men will respect them for their minds. Just kidding, she tells them that they should act stupid, look pretty and focus on getting a Mrs. degree
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Fri March 29, 2013
(Komo)
 
 
 
Baby gorilla has ten humans playing surrogate mom for her, with off the scale cuteness pics. Bonus: surrogates have gorilla chest vests
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(45)
 


Thu March 28, 2013
(Politico)
 
 
 
It turns out Pelosi's daughter is just as scheming and deceitful as dear old mom
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(141)
 
(Popoholic)
 
 
 
Ali Larter fills out a pair of mom jeans very, very well
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(70)
 
(io9)
 
 
 
The twelve most ridiculously embarrassing moments in Doctor Who's long history
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Wed March 27, 2013
(WSYR New York)
 
 
 
To her credit she did use the "Delicate" cycle. (Bonus: meth mouth mugshot)
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(36)
 
(YouTube)
 
Video
 
Great Moments In Spring Break History: #6 - When brain freeze chugging contests go wrong (language Not safe for work)
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(30)
 


Tue March 26, 2013
(103.5 KISS FM)
 
 
 
Woman detained at airport because she refused to swallow a mouthful of swimmers. Plans to fight using legal precedent of TSA v. Your Mom
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Mon March 25, 2013
(ABC)
 
 
 
Obama's campaign chief reflects on the "white knuckle" moments of 2012 like when he worried that Mitt Romney wouldn't say something stupi- or when they were concerned Gingrich might-or, okay, they knew the whole thing was a lock since Iowa
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(112)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Unable to wait until Caturday Zuul is found hiding in the wall moments before the wrecking ball destroyed his home that a plane crashed into 6 days ago
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Sun March 24, 2013
(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Man gets busted for DUI, calls mom to bail him out. She shows up drunk and gets busted for DUI as well
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(23)
 
(Gothamist)
 
 
 
After seven years of planning, Tilda Swindon surprises MOMA visitors by showing them her box
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(43)
 


Sat March 23, 2013
(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
A 7-foot alligator breaks through a school fence, and rather than wait for a trapper, one mother decided to wrestle it to the ground in order to protect the children
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Thu March 21, 2013
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Octomom investigated for welfare fraud for collecting aid while making more than maximum welfare limit of $119,000. In other news, you can make $118,000 and be on welfare
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(83)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Old and busted: Biological mom and biological dad. New hotness: Having three biological parents. Here comes the mitochondrial science
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(16)
 


Wed March 20, 2013
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Photoshop this photographic moment
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(24)
 
(The Atlantic Wire)
 
 
 
In a rare moment of bi-partisan consensus, almost all Senators on both sides of the aisle in the US Senate have come to the same conclusion: freshman Senator Ted Cruz (R-TX) is a huge dick
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(270)
 
(io9)
 
 
 
50 great "Doctor-ish" moments from 50 years of Doctor Who? Why bother making the list if you're not going to include the Sixth Doctor's first line after regenerating on the list?
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Tue March 19, 2013
(ABC Action News)
 
 
 
♫Well, I was drunk the day my Mom got outta prison.♫ And I went to pick her up in the rain. But, before I could get to the station in my pickup truck I got runned over by a damned old eighteen wheeler when I ran a stoplight.♫
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Mon March 18, 2013
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Michael Jackson's family files a $40 billion lawsuit charging negligence, $50 million for naming a kid Blanket
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(32)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Vera Farmiga as Norman Bates' mom makes all those 'Psycho' issues much more understandable
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(28)
 


Sun March 17, 2013
(WrestleCrap)
 
 
 
The 50 Crappiest moments in WrestleMania history. Plastered Burt Reynolds not included
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(43)
 
(Screen Rant)
 
 
 
32 great unscripted moments in cinema history
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(148)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Aston Villa take on QPR in a relegation critical match whilst MUFC will win at a canter against Reading and Everton seek to regain momentum against Man City - it's your weekend EPL thread
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Sat March 16, 2013
(Cracked)
 
 
 
Mr. Rogers was the greatest American ever and here are five moments that prove it, because he always made it a beautiful day in the neighborhood
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(91)
 
(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
All hell breaks loose when an overprotective helicopter mom spots a cleaning crew employee in the parking lot of her children's school and automatically assumes he's an armed lunatic hellbent on snuffing the life out of every student
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Thu March 14, 2013
(Den Of Geek)
 
 
 
Could the successful Veronica Mars Kickstarter appeal be a watershed moment for niche movie funding? And could this be the path to The X-Files 3 and Dredd 2?
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Tue March 12, 2013
(96.1 KISS)
 
 
 
The definition of rock bottom is the moment you realize the lady who huffs rats on TLC has a husband and you don't
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Mon March 11, 2013
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Scary: Depressed 13-year-old boy cuts himself. Scarier: Posts on Instagram that he is going to kill himself on his birthday. Better: His mom finds out and asks for letters of support on facebook. BEST: He has received thousands and is doing better
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(235)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Best-selling author of "What to Expect When You're Expecting" worries she would go insane if she tried to be a new mother today, what with millions of potential baby activities and overly competitive Internet moms overloading her mind
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
James Franco brings mini James Franco to his star at the Hollywood Walk of Fame. (Bonus: Photo of James Franco and mini James Franco cuddling together on top of the star.)
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Sat March 09, 2013
(Science Magazine)
 
 
 
The giant salamander devours its food with the second-most-intense suction in the animal kingdom behind only your mom
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(10)
 
(The Weather Channel)
 
 
 
Is ten inches of snow in Flagstaff a sure sign of global warming? Will the pot dispensaries still be open in Denver in a blizzard? Will the Plains get all wet like your Mom? It's your official Winter Storm Triton discussion thread (w/radar of storm)
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Fri March 08, 2013
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Daughter is tired of seeing her mother date so many losers, sets up Facebook account to help her find a man. I don't think she's thought her cunning plan all the way through
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(80)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Moms share postpartum daymares. I believe they're called "infants"
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(37)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Rule No.1524314 for disciplining your son: Don't use a stun gun
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(48)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Good idea: Farking 26-year-old. Questionable idea: When you're 15. Bad idea: She's your stepmom
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(74)
 
(LA Weekly)
 
 
 
Kraft Mac & Cheese can give you cancer thanks to yellow dye, here comes the soccer mom science
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(144)
 


Wed March 06, 2013
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Bill O'Reilly has another "Fark it, we'll do it live" moment
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Tue March 05, 2013
(Sports Media Watch)
 
 
 
How SportsCenter has devolved into most idiotic show on ESPN. "Every single half-court shot taken by a tenth grader is national news ... that moment of joy gets put through the ESPN meatgrinder and comes out fodder for debate"
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(172)
 
(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
55 things that are definitely bigger than Texas. Your Mom strangely fails to make list
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(11)
 


Sun March 03, 2013
(YouTube)
 
Video
 
Diana Damrau as the Queen of Night from Mozart's "The Magic Flute". She does things with her throat that not even your mom could do
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Fri March 01, 2013
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Once again, Octomom redefines "hitting rock bottom"
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Thu February 28, 2013
(College Humor)
 
Video
 
The 50 Most Traumatizing Moments from Kids' Movies. Prepare to have decades worth of therapy undone
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(76)
 
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Heather has two mommies. And one of them has a machete
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(95)
 
(Globe and Mail)
 
 
 
Pope Benedict has his "fark you, fark you, fark you, fark you, you're cool, fark you, I'm out" moment with the College of Cardinals
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(74)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Ke$ha can't keep her clam shut about her new songwriting partner
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(62)
 


Wed February 27, 2013
(Los Angeles Magazine)
 
 
 
Fascinating article about the search for a serial killer written by a stay-at-home mom who also just happens to be comedian's Patton Oswalt's wife
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(98)
 
(Yahoo)
 
Video
 
Hey, don't worry kid. Maybe the coaches stopped paying attention the moment you crossed the 40 yard line and didn't see that faceplant
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(19)
 
(TMZ)
 
 
 
The case against the Tanning Mom is dead after the grand jury says there is not enough evidence to indict her for child endangerment. In other news: children can magically turn orange
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Mon February 25, 2013
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Bronx newborn hasn't slept through the night since she was born 18 months ago. Also meet her mom and dad, probably the world's strongest parents
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(178)
 
(Clip Nation)
 
Video
 
That awkward moment when you realize the monkey has better abs than you
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(19)
 


Sun February 24, 2013
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Tan Mom, banned from every tanning salon in her home state of New Jersey, plans to beat ban by moving to London (w/pics)
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(185)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
A moment of silence please; delightfully hot and piquant, with a touch of vinegar, silence
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(56)
 
(AZ Family)
 
 
 
The media is hounding you with questions moments after you've been arrested for trying to burn down your estranged wife's home. The correct response is: A) 'No comment.' B) 'Speak to my lawyer.' C) 'She deserved it'
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(29)
 
(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Britain's thriftiest MILF beats recession by recycling tea bags three times, stealing toilet paper from public bathrooms and making her kids watch telly in the dark (w/pic)
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Sat February 23, 2013
(The Sun)
 
 
 
A mom who abandoned her teenage sons to start a new life is shocked that they wanted nothing to do with her years later when she was facing life-threatening surgery
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(143)
 
(Politico)
 
Video
 
Michelle Obama does the "mom dance" with Jimmy Fallon (in drag) to encourage parents to exercise, discourage kids from ever wanting to be seen in public with their parents again
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(60)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Ohio mom claims there's nothing wrong with using duct tape to make her son look like Robocop
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(43)
 


Fri February 22, 2013
(ABC)
 
 
 
Sausage recall affects 11 states, D.C., your mom
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(54)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Great moment in American history: Lincoln tells Americans civil war is over, way forward is by reconciliation. Not so great moment in American history: McCain tells Aurora victim's mother she can forget about assault weapons ban to pass. Crowd cheers
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(586)
 


Thu February 21, 2013
(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
The thirty greatest rock & roll movie moments of all time
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(145)
 
(610 WIOD)
 
 
 
When fleeing the police raid on your meth lab, remember to take your: (a) key (b) wallet (c) kids
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(23)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Striker scores goal moments after goalkeeper faints and drops ball. When confronted about his lack of sportsmanship, striker comments that "football is for the living," which is fitting because he probably won't be playing football soon
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(44)
 


Wed February 20, 2013
(Muskogee Phoenix)
 
 
 
Three-year-old saves family from fire, waking slumbering parents by going to their room and saying "Mommy, my bed's on fire." Then, during interview, he announces: "Let me go, I want to go run over there and spit"
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(40)
 


Tue February 19, 2013
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Tupac's mom is running out of money
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(57)
 
(Examiner)
 
 
 
Octomom checks into rehab. So here's several pictures of her half-naked
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(94)
 


Mon February 18, 2013
(Topless Robot)
 
 
 
The ten best moments from this past weekend's Doctor Who convention, Gallifrey One
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(27)
 


Sun February 17, 2013
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Not sure how someone winds up with the name "Jetta Disco," but she's made the best of it by winding up as a spokeswoman for the Coast Guard, resulting in "wait, what did I just read?" moments in articles
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(113)
 
(News On 6 Tulsa)
 
 
 
13-year-old boy's postcard mailed in 1967 finally reaches his mom. Well, how fast did you expect it to arrive for just 4 cents?
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(34)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Obama deserves credit for cracking down on Obamaphone abuse, says the New York Post, having another one of their what-the-fark-is-Rupert-up-to moments
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Sat February 16, 2013
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Jessica Alba had a "fantasy moment" but don't worry. It didn't involve you
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(24)
 
(News 10 Albany)
 
 
 
It's just not a school assembly until your smokin' hot mom gets on stage and starts stripping. With mug shot
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(109)
 


Fri February 15, 2013
(CNBC)
 
 
 
SEC plays ketchup on trades made before the Heinz takeover. They will work quickly before getting all mustard out. I relish these moments
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(13)
 


Thu February 14, 2013
(The Daily Beast)
 
Video
 
The most awkward movie kisses: Highlights include Garth Algar, Marty McFly macking on his own mom, Lloyd Christmas' full face kiss, "Fredo, I know it was you," and GET YOUR LIPS OFF ME, YOU DAMNED DIRTY APE
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(16)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Iceland has decided that teens need to go back to using their mom's old lingerie catalogs
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(90)
 


Wed February 13, 2013
(96.1 KISS)
 
 
 
The moment the Today Show took the fun out of Harlem Shake videos forever
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(31)
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Two teens with extremely poor eyesight have sex with 35-year-old mom posing as 15-year-old girl. Bonus: Mom met with one kid's parents
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(120)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
'Ugliest Woman in the World' returns to her birthplace in Mexico for burial more than 150 years after her death. Insert 'Your Mom' joke here
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(59)
 


Tue February 12, 2013
(Fark)
 
 
 
Ahmadinejad to be shot into outer space, Teen Mom's uterus already in syndication, and Pau Gasol to miss six weeks of trade rumors: some of Fark's favorite headlines of the week for 2/3 - 2/9
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(11)
 
(Warwick Daily News (Australia))
 
 
 
You may be with the wrong girl if you have to fap alone in the shower. Especially if she then kicks in the shower door, catches you, smashes the TV, and attacks your mom to keep her from calling the cops
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Sun February 10, 2013
(Forbes)
 
 
 
Seven most awkward Grammy moments to get you ready for tonight's show, and hoping we'll have new additions by the end of the night
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(22)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Mother doesn't understand why everyone is making such a big fuss over the fact that she brought her four-month-old baby with her to a rave because she had headphones for him
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(68)
 
(C|Net)
 
 
 
Ob/gyn complains about unnamed patient's lack of punctuality on-line. To the mommy warriors, that's evidence that she's unfit to be a doctor
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(73)
 


Sat February 09, 2013
(San Gabriel Valley Tribune)
 
 
 
"Black men [in LA] should avoid even the most banal confrontations with the police...make sure you cooperate with the police; now is not the right time to wear a hoodie," this is not a repeat from every other moment in the history of LA
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Fri February 08, 2013
(Kotaku)
 
 
 
Today's "WTF Japan?" moment comes courtesy of an upcoming console game and its very special controller
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(112)
 
(WPBF West Palm Beach)
 
 
 
Cute mom passes out drunk at friend's house, leaves infant and toddler home alone, then makes brilliant observation about her life
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(188)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
"Teen Mom" Leah has her third child at age 20. Apparently her uterus is already in syndication
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(41)
 


Thu February 07, 2013
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Meh: Boy graduates from high school. Get the tissues: his mother has cancer. Cue Sarah McLachlan, puppies and kitties: special ceremony held in her hospital room the day before she died
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(41)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Feeling blue? Can't seem to get off the couch in your Mom's basement? Well suck it up big boy, poor people in Hong Kong are living in cages ..... yes cages
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(35)
 
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Not news: Woman passes drugs to inmate during prison visit. News: Drugs passed during open mouth kiss. Fark: Visitor is inmate's mom
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(30)
 


Wed February 06, 2013
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Honey Boo Boo's mom says she has lost a lot of weight. With hot pics of how great she now looks
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(139)
 


Tue February 05, 2013
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
We don't have a photo of one cabdriver striking another with a snow brush to go with this story, so instead we'll include a picture of a momma duck crossing a NYC street, surrounded by cabs, with her children
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(11)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Hey, your mom's scale is ready
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(29)
 


Mon February 04, 2013
(Muskogee Phoenix)
 
 
 
Mom, coping with loss of her infant son Jake, collects prom dresses to give to those who can't afford it, calling the project "Dresses for Jake's Dates"
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(142)
 
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Fourteen movies, books, and other pop culture moments that were altered due to real-life historical events
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(27)
 
(Big 1059)
 
 
 
"And here's baby Lydia taking her first steps.. YAYYY good girl. NO... BAD DOG, BAD DOG"
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(20)
 
(WTAE)
 
 
 
Not news: Borrowing your mom's BMW without her knowing to visit your dad. News: Slamming her BMW into a utility pole. FARK: You're only six years old
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(21)
 


Sun February 03, 2013
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Headline: "Climate change may shrink bat-moms range " Every person's brain who read this headline: nananana nananana nananana Bat-mom
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(32)
 
(Some Really Jealous Guy)
 
 
 
89 basement bars that would make it OK to be still living in your mom's basement. For the rest of you farkers, you're still losers
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(52)
 


Sat February 02, 2013
(PennLive)
 
 
 
You know that awkward moment when you are a judge and have to find a way to dismiss your own traffic charges?
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(20)
 
(Zim Diaspora)
 
 
 
What's worse than inadvertently finding a porn flick featuring your mom? How about inadvertently walking in while it's being filmed?
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(73)
 


Fri February 01, 2013
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Back in the day we used to use "modems" to get "on-line". It used to take all night to download a single pixelated picture of your mom. Here is an illustrated explanation of the funny sounds these modems made
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(154)
 


Thu January 31, 2013
(Patch)
 
 
 
Mom buys five frozen pizzas, learns they contain trans fats, sues California Pizza Kitchen for $5 million
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(207)
 


Wed January 30, 2013
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Mother and boyfriend have a special place in their hearts for mom's 8-year-old disabled daughter when they go to the movies. And by "special place", Subby means a wooden cage
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(78)
 


Tue January 29, 2013
(WSBTV)
 
 
 
Two moms charged with contributing to the delinquency of a minor just for bringing their children to work with them. So what if their careers are in shoplifting?
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(16)
 
(Foodbeast)
 
 
 
That moment you realize your Chinese food takeout box is a Transformer
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(91)
 


Mon January 28, 2013
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Early entry for 'mother of the year' as mom holds down 3-year-old screaming toddler son for a tattoo
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(210)
 


Fri January 25, 2013
(Wired)
 
 
 
Chemists create new material that rapidly stiffens when pressed, pulled and stretched. They say it should have many practical applications, mostly involving your mom
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(28)
 


Thu January 24, 2013
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Dukie Vitale explains why he melted down during 27-point beatdown of his boys by Miami. "In the end, Duke will use this loss as a teaching moment. Thursday's practice should be pretty intense, my friends"
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(40)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Hi, I am Colin Kaepernick's biological mom and I gave him up for adoption at six weeks. I would really like to see him and talk to him just because I never stopped thinking of him. This has NOTHING to do with the fact that he is famous now
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(97)
 


Wed January 23, 2013
(Wonkette)
 
 
 
Oklahoma congressman knows who is responsible for all these shootings: welfare moms frauding the gubmint
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(82)
 
(LiveLeak)
 
 
 
All that's missing is mom driving the Zamboni
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(17)
 


Tue January 22, 2013
(WESH Orlando)
 
 
 
Helicopter parenting in the age of school shootings: hiring a deputy to patrol your child's school
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(96)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Hey Mom you just returned from a Disney Dream cruise what are you gonna do now? Get arrested on for stealing a pack of cigarettes 22-years ago
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(235)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The DOD would like to reassure you that the thousands of drones they are planning on hiding in the ocean so they can emerge at a moment's notice and deploy anywhere in the world, are strictly non-lethal ones-for now , anyway
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(37)
 
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Celebrating awkward moments of President Joe Biden, 'America's happy warrior'
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(29)
 


Sun January 20, 2013
(CNN)
 
 
 
10 inaugural moments that mattered. The other 33 presidents didn't do crap, apparently
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(39)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Octomom's life starts to imitate the Euro - no matter how many rescue packages you try, it won't stop the inevitable
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(47)
 
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
He won't be back with box office numbers like these
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(87)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Sometimes, your shopping mall experience can be made a little brighter... if you're lucky enough to have the Metallica Playing Mall Harp Player amongst you. Skip to around 5 minutes for the WTF moment
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(25)
 


Sat January 19, 2013
(Boston.com)
 
 
 
Photoshop this touching moment
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(34)
 


Fri January 18, 2013
(YouTube)
 
 
 
In a moment of incredible rationality and clarity, Ray Comfort blames Sandy Hook shooting on "British Redcoats" Dawkins and Hitchens. The derp starts at 3:12
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(40)
 


Thu January 17, 2013
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Richard Roeper on Broken City: "It's pretty trashy and sometimes stupid. But there was never a moment when I wasn't entertained on one level or another"
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(27)
 
(Truthout)
 
 
 
We can all agree that the debate over gun control in the USA is getting a bit heated at the moment. Clearly, what it needs is a giant bucket of gasoline
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(370)
 
(Esquire)
 
 
 
The Wall Street Journal explains how Obama's tax increases will hurt a typical single mom with a salary of $225K and investment income of $35K
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(272)
 


Wed January 16, 2013
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
After getting a boob job and picking up a heroin addiction, star of MTV's Teen Mom is ready for a second child. And people thought giving these people a reality show was a bad idea
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(42)
 
(The L Magazine)
 
 
 
Hipster dad magazine "Kindling" hopes to convince male subscribers to apply their expertise in urban crop cultivation and fuzz-guitar appreciation to child-rearing, watching Mr. Mom ironically
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(37)
 


Tue January 15, 2013
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
A gallon of butter, one pound of sugar and 12 cans of cranberry sauce: Yep, the article is about Honey Boo Boo's mom
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(47)
 
(Denver Post)
 
 
 
Is Denver Broncos OC Mike McCoy a traitorous scumbag that wants to force you watch him bang your mom while pouring sugar in your gas tank? You decide
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(29)
 
(AZ Family)
 
 
 
Don't you hate it when you take your 4-year-old daughter to the dentist for some routine work and she comes out with every tooth capped and she looks like 'Jaws' from the James Bond movies? Yeah, me too
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(81)
 


Mon January 14, 2013
(Tampa Bay Online)
 
 
 
Armed landlord breaks into tenants' home, threatens family for killing his cat, making his mom sick, keeping him a virgin
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(67)
 
(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
The eleven best moments from The Golden Globes
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(48)
 


Sun January 13, 2013
(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
Forty-two moments from The Maury Povich Show that cement its status as the greatest trainwreck of all time
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(38)
 


Sat January 12, 2013
(AZ Family)
 
 
 
A 3-year-old boy who will be allowed to eat ice cream for breakfast for the rest of his life saves his mom from a fire
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(26)
 


Fri January 11, 2013
(Bleacher Report)
 
 
 
The most awkward interview moments in sports (list has a surprising lack of Mike Tyson)
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(29)
 


Wed January 09, 2013
(TV By the Numbers)
 
 
 
Here Comes Honey Boo Boo holiday special draws series record of 3.1 million viewers. "Mama June may not have conquered her fear of mayonnaise, but she and her family dominated the primetime cable space"
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(59)
 
(The Hollywood Gossip)
 
 
 
Fresh off her Musbergerish moment in the sun, A.J. McCarron's smoking hot girlfriend breaking into acting, being considered as a judge for Miss USA pageant
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(61)
 


Tue January 08, 2013
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Super-massive black hole has an Al Roker moment
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(34)
 
(Hot 107.9)
 
 
 
World's Tallest Thermometer Goes On Sale. Butt cheeks around the world clench tight
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(48)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Honey Boo Boo's mom gets makeover to look like Marilyn Monroe, with predictable results. (pics)
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(141)
 


Mon January 07, 2013
(Smithsonian Magazine)
 
 
 
Scientists study unusual Hawaiian fish, reveal that your mom could probably climb a waterfall
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(12)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Yo momma's so fat, even her kilograms have gained weight
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(77)
 
(Washington Times)
 
 
 
Obama supporters are having yet another "what the hell did we do?" moment
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(473)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
From the people who brought you the tic-tac-toe playing chicken, comes the cow that's smart enough to save money
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(11)
 


Sun January 06, 2013
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Octomom is back on welfare. She will get $1,800 a month for food, $1,000 for "emergencies," and dental and medical benefits all because she had to pay for rehab
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(144)
 


Sat January 05, 2013
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Hillary Clinton may have just had her "Don't you think she looks tired?" moment
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(89)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Courtney Cox to hold a "Naked Day," which might have been interesting about 15 years ago, but now might be like accidentally witnessing your mom changing her underwear
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(83)
 
(Showbiz Spy)
 
 
 
Motherhood, basic arithmetic challenging to Jessica Simpson
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(19)
 
(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
Five travel destinations in the US growing in popularity that you wouldn't expect. Your mom's bedroom topped out at #6
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(59)
 


Fri January 04, 2013
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Joe Biden's friskiest moments from the Senate swearing in
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(24)
 


Thu January 03, 2013
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Teen girls drug their mom and dad's milkshakes with sleeping pills so that they can use the internet
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(83)
 
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
All grown up at age 22. Now it's time to be a man and rob a convenience store. Getaway plan? Call mom for a ride home
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(16)
 


Wed January 02, 2013
(VentureBeat)
 
 
 
My mom previews Tomb Raider, Dark Souls II, and other big games of 2013
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(41)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Mother gives her son an iPhone and a lesson in life
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(180)
 
(Herald Online)
 
 
 
Drunken indoor frisbee with Mom never ends well
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(27)
 


Mon December 31, 2012
(Salem Statesman-Journal)
 
 
 
Just under the wire: contender for Mother of the Year award goes to mom who smoked meth with her freezing, nearly naked baby in the car with her...with BONUS "half-brother boyfriend"
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(129)
 
(WESH Orlando)
 
 
 
Mom urges people to not engage in celebratory gunfire for New Year's. Calls for her deportation in 10, 9, 8
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(141)
 


Sat December 29, 2012
(LiveLeak)
 
Video
 
Capturing the moment of a plane crash makes every Russian dashcam worthwhile
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(139)
 


Fri December 28, 2012
(ESPN)
 
 
 
The top 10 football moments of 2012. I still get chills from #1
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(105)
 
(www.donotcall.gov)
 
 
 
Just a reminder, if you haven't registered with the National Do Not Call Registry, do so. Subby forgot and now is getting bombarded with spam phone calls and your mom's texts
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(20)
 
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
How to have sex in any kind of car, without asking your mom
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(67)
 


Thu December 27, 2012
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Step 1: Call your mom a prostitute on the Internet. Step 2: Charge huge fees to remove the accusation. Step 3: Profit
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(99)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
Dumb Criminal Files: Bringing 32 bags of weed to the courthouse where your mom is trying to get a restraining order against you
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(32)
 


Wed December 26, 2012
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
The weirdest of the weird news stories for 2012. Yes "The Octomom" is there, so is "Tanning Mom," and of course the testicle-munching fish
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(22)
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
You know your mom and dad are classic helicopter parents if you need a court injunction to keep them from stalking you on campus
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(93)
 


Tue December 25, 2012
(AP)
 
 
 
Wisconsin man's tribute to his mother, Little Free Library, has been copied worldwide and has spread to at least 36 countries. Kinda like your mom, but with books
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(53)
 


Mon December 24, 2012
(Mediabistro)
 
 
 
Newest fake outrage: film critics take umbrage with "This Is 40" line about grandfather murdering his grandchildren, because Newtown: "You can't take a moment out of 3000 prints of a movie that is to open in one day"
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(41)
 
(Wired)
 
 
 
From stellar to your mom, Wired's master list for 2012 of everything great and everything that sucks
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(21)
 


Sun December 23, 2012
(CBC)
 
 
 
Busybodies upset young boy fed at restaurant
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(249)
 


Sat December 22, 2012
(Williamsburg Yorktown Daily)
 
 
 
Stop in at the Yorktown Pub and meet Eva, Homegirl, Dirty Wayne, Bootsie, Little Phil, Crazy Mom and others of the feral cat colony that the pub staff cares for. (raises glass) Cheers, it's time for Caturday
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(1152)
 
(LiveLeak)
 
Video
 
It just wouldn't be Christmas without a surprise visit by a soldier to his mom. Yeah, you'll definitely need a lot of tissues
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(27)
 


Fri December 21, 2012
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Mommy, why is my burger wiggling?
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(110)
 
(Philly.com)
 
 
 
OM NOM NOM MOM (w/mugshot)
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(73)
 


Thu December 20, 2012
(WOODTV Grand Rapids)
 
 
 
"Guns are not the problem...mental illness is the problem," says mom who keeps a gun because she lives in fear for her life from her mentally ill son
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(194)
 
(Co-Creator Guy)
 
 
 
12 years ago my mom refused to buy me a Tamagotchi. I have now spent years of my life and my savings on making a pet app for iPhone. Thoughts?
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(23)
 
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
New genetic test now makes it possible to track your cat's ma and paw
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(11)
 


Wed December 19, 2012
(Pro Wrestling Torch)
 
 
 
Will Cena call out the troops to put down the Shield's insurrection? Can we see the moment Orton's wrist does a Sid Vicious? How many fWc FArkers can handle four straight days of WWE? It's your Tribute to the Troops thread (9pm et on USA)
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(440)
 
(Time)
 
 
 
The ten most bizarre Christmas duets. Say what you will, but the Crosby/Bowie duet was a moment of genius
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(78)
 
(Patch)
 
 
 
Teen stopped for shoplifting gives cops her real name and fake birthday. Then her Mom interrupts with a fake name and a fake birthday. Then the girl gives another fake birthday and the fake name. Probably would have been easier just to buy everything
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(134)
 
(Courier Mail)
 
 
 
It turns out the guy who cost an airline $120,000 because he got drunk and tried to have a smoke in the bathroom and got in a fight with the flight crew and was still too drunk to appear in court the next morning still lives with his mom
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(54)
 
(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
Three months after he blew a high-profile call on Monday Night Football as a replacement ref, Lance Easley is still trying to move on. "Does one moment in your life really define who you are?"
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(127)
 


Tue December 18, 2012
(NYPost)
 
 
 
In light of last night's scintillating Sanchezzery, this New York Post article on the most embarrassing moments in Jets history will have to be updated
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(39)
 
(LiveLeak)
 
 
 
Then there was an earth shattering ka-boom, and mom had to go home
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(21)
 


Sun December 16, 2012
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
538.com guru Nate Silver crunches Sagarin ratings, concludes seven breakaway Big East basketball schools will be immediately competitive league. Big East Commissioner says his internal polls tell him conference has incredible momentum
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(30)
 
(KOAT Albuquerque)
 
 
 
You can now visit Belgium and spend the night in the world's largest colon. So can your Mom. Wait, how is that possible?
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(48)
 


Sat December 15, 2012
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Need to get your mind off the events of the day? Have seven and a half minutes? Why yes, subby's mom is almost 80 and still knows what Hang Massive means. The jammin' starts at the 2:20 mark
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(18)
 
(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
The fifty most heartbreaking moments in film, and it's not a slideshow, but have the tissues handy
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(197)
 
(Zibbet)
 
 
 
TF'ers mom makes cute kids clothes that are certified Made in Maine. She hopes to retire selling wares at craft fairs, the internet. Posted this here before; she was excited about 500 clicks on her page, sad she didn't sell anything. Power of Fark?
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(36)
 


Thu December 13, 2012
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Great Moments in Vetting: Intern for Sen. Bob Menendez (D-fuhggetaboutit) arrested and deported because he was an illegal alien-and a registered sex offender
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(109)
 


Wed December 12, 2012
(Regina Leader-Post)
 
 
 
Another late contender for Parent-of-the-Year: Mom will give birth to her 10th child while behind bars for having her 11-year-old daughter shoplift for her. Bonus quote from mom: "It's the best time to go to jail and get it done with"
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(79)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
IKEA monkey mom wants her monkey back
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(134)
 

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