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177 headlines found matching 'mom'
Fri January 20, 2017
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Rick Perry and Al Franken share an uncomfortable moment
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(WTVR)
 
 
 
Mom's Social Security canceled after someone reported her dead. Thanksgiving's gonna be awkward this year
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Thu January 19, 2017
(Action News Jacksonville)
 
 
 
We haven't had a good "mom brings machete into day care" story in awhile
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Trump will receive the standard briefing on how to order a nuclear attack before being sworn in. With previous presidents, this is a sobering moment. Outlook unclear for Trump's sobriety
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Wed January 18, 2017
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
We could explain gravity with a new theory that avoids dark matter in favor of information theory, or we could simply reference Your Mom. Either way, really
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Sen Hassan: Ms. Devos your family's charity has given lots of money to awful people. Devos: That's my mom's charity I have nothing to do with it. Press: You are the charity's VP. Devos: that's a clerical error. Press: That went on for 13 years?
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
If you picked "three days before the inauguration" as the moment when the first protester would try to light himself on fire in front of the Trump International Hotel, your prize is waiting for you
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Tue January 17, 2017
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Check out New Zealand's national network of bone banks, or as they're called in America, your mom
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(Daily Voice)
 
 
 
Soup at Whole Foods recalled for mislabeling, which presumably caused it to be accidentally sold at normal prices
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
"My ex accused me of getting cancer to gain his attention." This and other bizarre moments people realized their significant others were awful human beings. What are your best stories?
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
When your mom calls you by the dog's name, it just means she loves you
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Mon January 16, 2017
(Coming Soon)
 
 
 
Gordon has to deal with Mario's death, Riddler et. al. has to deal with Penguin's betrayal, Selina has to deal with her mom, and Jerome has to deal with Heath Ledger comparisons. Second half of "Gotham: Mad City" premieres tonight, 8 PM EST on FOX
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(Belfast Telegraph)
 
 
 
Video pinpoints exact instant Czech floorball became momentarily interesting
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Sun January 15, 2017
(Imgur)
 
 
 
Photoshop this moment of reflection
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(Science Magazine)
 
 
 
PEOTUS tweets crude insults. POTUS publishes in Science: The irreversible momentum of clean energy
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Male model reveals the one thing men must do if they want to get laid. Oddly enough, it's not 'move out of your Mom's basement.'
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(CBS Dallas/Ft. Worth)
 
 
 
Polish govt welcome U.S. troops. It marks a new historic moment - the first time Western forces are being deployed on a continuous basis to NATO's eastern flank. The move has infuriated Moscow. How will Donnie react?
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Fri January 13, 2017
(FanGraphs)
 
 
 
Signs that we are running out of baseball stats: veteran OF Coco Crisp is working on sixth straight year of not getting hit by pitch. "The streak could vanish on Opening Day or he could retire with it intact. News could be made at any moment"
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Thu January 12, 2017
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Watch Norman go psycho now that Mother is gone in season 5 of 'Bates Motel'
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Tue January 10, 2017
(Slate)
 
 
 
That moment where your AG nominee says he'll prosecute pornography, and you've appeared in pornography
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Mon January 09, 2017
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
You hit the pinnacle of parenthood once your children hit middle school: They can feed themselves, bathe themselves, and dress themselves. But they still like hanging out with you
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Sun January 08, 2017
(WISTV)
 
 
 
Bad: Get shot on the street. Good: Neighbor reaches scene in moments. Louisiana: Prays over you instead of rendering aid
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Sat January 07, 2017
(Wired UK)
 
 
 
Five internet of things devices that really shouldn't exist: 1. Rectal thermometers
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Fri January 06, 2017
(My Fox 8 Greensboro)
 
 
 
Mom sheds 100 pounds to get back at cheating husband, discovers looking hot is the best revenge
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(Inverse)
 
 
 
PornHub releases data on interest of each region: North America likes lesbians in general. America loves its stepmoms. Italy likes MILFs. China likes... Yep, weird. Somalia likes...Oh hell no. (safe for work infographics)
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Wed January 04, 2017
(ABC Action News)
 
 
 
Disabled son has seizure during on-camera interview so mom uses recently legalized cannabis nasal spray to stop it. Another miracle of American democracy at work
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(Sporting News)
 
 
 
Bobby Bowden once slept in a recruit's bed all night to guarantee the kid would sign. "His momma cooked me breakfast. I knew I had him. That was back when you could do that. You can't do that anymore"
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
TV says to get my baby's mom jewelry if she's, "the best mom in the world". What should I get her if she the most mediocre mom (if that)?
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Tue January 03, 2017
(Wimp)
 
 
 
In honor of Debbie Reynolds, revisit this classic moment from "Singin' in the Rain"
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Mon January 02, 2017
(Daily Nation (Kenya))
 
 
 
Sure, book your cheap holiday tickets with some airline called Jambojet. What's the worst that can happen? As your wife will sarcastically ask you days later when you're both still stuck on a bus. On a ferry. On your connecting flight through Mombasa
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Fri December 30, 2016
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Head of Chicago's police union says officers don't want to be disciplined for "hot mic" moments where they say things that might be hateful or racist. Ya don't say
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Thu December 29, 2016
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Cup holder or dildo? Why not both?
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(CBS 12 West Palm Beach)
 
 
 
Surfing teen wears a shark-repelling armband device for the first time. Guess what happens next
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
That awkward moment after you push the button but you don't blow up
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(WREG Memphis)
 
 
 
Fish oil pills for pregnant moms may cut asthma risk in kids, lead to gills, creation of Inhumans
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Carrie Fisher offered Penn Jillette her and her mother's legitimate features
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Wed December 28, 2016
(Wired)
 
 
 
"Randy kept thinking back to the moment everything changed. He had been the skinniest kid among his friends. And then he got cut by that chicken"
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
I guess taking mom still isn't enough for the '16 reaper
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Tue December 27, 2016
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
The parts of America that love Duck Dynasty, 16 and Pregnant, Teen Mom, and Pawn Stars are exactly where you would expect them to be located. Modern Family, Mythbusters, etc are almost exactly the inverse. TFA includes handy maps for comparison
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(TMZ)
 
NewsFlash
 
Carrie Fisher has become more powerful than you can possibly imagine
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Mon December 26, 2016
(MSN)
 
 
 
It wasn't just Dontari Poe that provided the big highlight in the Chiefs' win over the Broncos, this security guard gave us a big moment as well
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Sat December 24, 2016
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Bad Moms, the sleeper comedy hit of 2016, is getting a Christmas-themed sequel set for a 2017 release
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(Fox 43 Pennsylvania)
 
 
 
Soccer player returns to field after heart transplant, will freak out opponents and teammates next time he takes a dive
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Fri December 23, 2016
(WFLA Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
Teen gets into crash, texts his mom from the ambulance to grab his stash of Xanax and marijuana from the trunk of his car so the cops don't find it. Guess where?
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Thu December 22, 2016
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
The real question here is why is your mom coming into your bedroom wearing only her underwear in the first place
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
16 and Dead
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: I am in my mid-20s and my family has a history of alcoholism; I see tendencies in myself and want to quit drinking but everyone is pressuring me to drink as it's the holidays. I don't want to be the only sober person. What do I do?"
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Wed December 21, 2016
(Google)
 
 
 
Who's the best tv mom of all time? LGT inspiration
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Sat December 17, 2016
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
All around good dude and guy who swung on Michael Jordan in practice Steve Kerr leads a "moment of joy" for Craig Sager prior to Warriors/Knicks game
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Fri December 16, 2016
(Mashable)
 
 
 
TLC signs Chewbacca Mom (who?) to star in two new reality web series in 2017. In related news, who?
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(Action A Go-Go)
 
 
 
John Cena is having a bit of a moment right now. But can he convince people to not smell what the Rock is cooking? Or dethrone Dave Bautista, who is killing it as Drax the Destroyer? If only cage matches could solve all of life's problems for us
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(Deviant Art)
 
 
 
Photoshop this beachy moment
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Thu December 15, 2016
(UPI)
 
 
 
"Let's see what Mom packed for my lunch today. EWW"
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(Sky.com)
 
 
 
Would-be jihadists using western paintball ranges to train for combat in Syria, provided their mom gives them their passport back
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Longtime NBA sideline reporter Craig Sager gets taken out of the game at age 65. "NBA teams are planning to observe a moment of silence in his memory"
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
What's been the happiest moment of your life lately? The kind of moment where you wish time would stand still
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Wed December 14, 2016
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Let's take a moment and reflect on the fact that Donald Trump, the CEO of Carl's Jr., a "Dancing with the Stars" contestant and the founder of the WWE will all be running the country come January 20th
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Tue December 13, 2016
(Fox 2 St. Louis)
 
 
 
Double coupons? Ain't nobody got time for that
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Mon December 12, 2016
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Look, another meaningful prime time game. Will Joe Flacco and the Ravens take care of business? Or will Tom Brady and the Patriots keep their momentum rolling? All this and more when Monday Night Football kicks off at 8:30 PM ET
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Terminally ill boy dies in Santa's arms after being told that he was Santa's #1 elf
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Sun December 11, 2016
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Angela Merkel comes to terms with Trump following her as Time's Person of the Year in this SNL moment on Weekend Update and OH GOD I LOOKED AT THE COMMENTS
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Sat December 10, 2016
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
For Farkers who want to leave their mom's basement and also enjoy asking politicians embarrassing questions, Mediaite has the job for you
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Fri December 09, 2016
(Shanghaiist)
 
 
 
No, China doesn't have a problem with environmental pollution in the countrysides, just ask this 'monkey face' piglet. (Graphic)
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Please excuse Parker for his absence as he was afflicted with a severe case of Hogwarts
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Thu December 08, 2016
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Eight incredible porters you should be drinking the moment you sit in front of the fire. Or at the moment you get off work. Or as you do your work, or for breakfast.... it doesn't really matter
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(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Bad: Mom discovers 11-year-old son has nude pictures on mobile phone. Fark: From 30-year-old male youth pastor at NC church
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(Fark Shop)
 
 
 
Fark Store Daily Deal: Cold Brew Coffee Maker. Self- contained, individual Japanese / Dutch style cold brew for coffee geeks. More flavors and less bitterness. Insert inappropriate "your mom" joke here. (Sponsored Link)
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Wed December 07, 2016
(CP24 Toronto)
 
 
 
Customer: "Hey, this hat you sold me has a warning label inside about it containing chemicals that could cause cancer and birth defects." Store: "Uh, sorry, we'll remove those labels"
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Tue December 06, 2016
(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: I'm a starving artist whose work has recently been showcased in several events; however, bloggers have savaged my work. I'm still getting gigs, but I worry I will never be successful. Should I give up because online critics are mean?"
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Sat December 03, 2016
(Worldwide Interweb)
 
 
 
The 100 funniest moments in Facebook history. I'd like to take this opportunity to give a shout out to Marky Zuck and the Funky Facebook Bunch
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
You'll have to wait until October 5, 2018 to see Jason Momoa star as the most ineffective, idiotic superhero of them all, Aquaman, whose sole power is swimming and communicating with fish
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Fri December 02, 2016
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Angry mom yells at Cloud
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
A 25-year look at the many ways in which the right wing has manipulated the "political correctness" boogeyman to serve whatever particular need it had at that moment
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Hilary Duff having a tough time because she's a young mom in Hollywood and she's being judged. Yeah, that's the reason. You betcha
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Let's look back at the worst moments of the worst year in recent memory
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Thu December 01, 2016
(Mashable)
 
 
 
Fitbit is buying Pebble. Google is buying Bam-bam. Trump is hiring Mr. Haney to run the Transportation Department. What other stupid thing is happening? Give me a moment. Oh yeah, Sarah Palin to be inflicted on our vets
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Wed November 30, 2016
(Jezebel)
 
 
 
Hipster fathers are deathly afraid of their kids calling them Dad like some suburban Saved-by-the-Bell-type doofus, ask that they be referred to as "Papa" for that authoritative, old-timey, yet alternative flair
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Tue November 29, 2016
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Actual Headline: Homeschool mom crushed by 'moral dilemma' after son sees male CoverGirl wearing makeup
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Mon November 28, 2016
(Newsnet5)
 
 
 
PSA: When prepping for Doomsday, remember the most important thing of all: Lock Your Doors
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(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
In today's WTF were you thinking moment, TV station airs segment showing beauty tips to cover up signs of domestic violence
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Fri November 25, 2016
(People Magazine)
 
 
 
Missing mom found in California just in time for Thanksgiving. Circumstances of her rescue don't sound suspicious at all
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(Metro)
 
 
 
No, you're not imagining it - your hair might actually be genetically 'uncombable'. Thanks, mom
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(Dayton Daily News)
 
 
 
2016 claims TV's favorite mom. RIP Florence Henderson
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Wed November 23, 2016
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Call a Chick restaurant chain, serving "virgin chick" and "chick's sex partner" while proclaiming to satisfy all your expectations over chicks, under investigation after mom complained that her eight-year-old son wanted some of that chick action
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(WQAD Quad Cities)
 
 
 
Mom-to-be still CrossFitting while 8 months pregnant. Fetus already won't stop talking about it
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Octomom is still around, apparently didn't just cease to exist when we quit looking
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Mom pays $250 for a replica of a Squidward painting from Spongebob. But she doesn't know what it is, and believes the seller who told her it could be worth $3,000
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Tue November 22, 2016
(CBC)
 
 
 
Woman shaves kitten, plucks whiskers, sells it online as a hairless cat for $700
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Sat November 19, 2016
(KGUN 9 Tucson)
 
 
 
Mother complains about racist bullying 3rd grade son endures in school. School administrator says they'll "tackle this bullying issue," then kicks son out of school, files trespass warning against mom, boy
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Aaron Rodgers has been in near-total isolation from his friends and family for two years
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Fri November 18, 2016
(500px)
 
 
 
Photoshop this oops moment
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Detroit Lions LB DeAndre Levy says that, in retrospect, the proudest moment of his college career was when he accidentally ran into Penn State Coach Joe Paterno on the sidelines and broke his leg. "We've gotta stop prioritizing sports over humanity"
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(Mashable)
 
 
 
And now for your WTF moment of the day: Dance army of Pikachus show off their AWESOME synchronized dance moves
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Surely the pro-life crowd will be along to demand justice at any moment now
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Thu November 17, 2016
(MSN)
 
 
 
So why do some people never get sick? Here comes the science
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Wed November 16, 2016
(WJTV Jackson)
 
 
 
20 Years of tractor trailer experience leads to one moment as driver of 18-wheeler intentionally drives off the road to avoid hitting school bus
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Tue November 15, 2016
(Radio 102.3 Portland)
 
 
 
The Beastie Boys' Licensed To Ill turns 30 today - A toast to those still fighting for our right to party
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Gun store opens in wealthy NYC suburb. Pearls are clutched, area congresswoman promises unconstitutional legislation, and local soccer moms ponder the once-unthinkable notion of postponing their Pilates classes
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Dear Deidre, I've been having secret scissoring sessions with my mate's super hot mom. Should I tell him the truth?
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Sun November 13, 2016
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
"The common legend is that your brand new car loses half its value the moment you drive it off the lot. Of course, that's rubbish - unless you drive it off the lot and into a ditch - but the underlying message is correct"
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(Click2Houston)
 
 
 
Mom kicks son out of house for voting for Donald Trump. Difficulty: Child is 7 and this was a mock election at school
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Fri November 11, 2016
(CNN)
 
 
 
Women if you've got an extra $50k laying around, maybe you want to get out of this hellhole we call America and marry a Swedish dude
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(Action News Jacksonville)
 
 
 
We can now return to our regularly scheduled Bad Mom programming from our favorite state (with mugshot)
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Thu November 10, 2016
(Fox 13 Memphis)
 
 
 
Rare birthmark's four-generation streak has mom teaching her daughter to outrun amorous French skunks
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(A Plus)
 
 
 
Once a bad boy of the culinary world circa 1999, Anthony Bourdain reiterates that he's just a boring dad and that you don't want to party with him now. "Fatherhood changes everything. At that moment, you stop being the star of the film"
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(Change.org)
 
 
 
Fark overwhelmingly supports President-elect Trump. Take a moment to sign Trump on Mount Rushmore petition
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(CBS Miami)
 
 
 
21 Florida kids sickened and rushed to the hospital. Doctors immediately rule out overexertion from exercise
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Wed November 09, 2016
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Rosie O'Donnell not leaving the country, and is to star in a new show called "SMILF," which sounds kinda gross
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Mon November 07, 2016
(Independent Journal Review)
 
 
 
This week's episode of OD'd With Children brought to you by Latrobe, PA
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Sun November 06, 2016
(KBOI2 Boise)
 
 
 
Mom loses custody of both kids after giving 3-year-old daughter suffering seizures smoothie made with marijuana butter. Should have used paregoric like my mom fed me
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(North Jersey)
 
 
 
Gen X/Y to the Boomers: "Keep your 'Precious Crap Moments,' just give up the money"
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Sat November 05, 2016
(Scary Mommy)
 
 
 
Kirby Jenner -- One Kardashian to rule them all
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Fri November 04, 2016
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Man takes photo of his life every 30 seconds during each waking moment, hasn't misplaced anything since: "One day he lost a notebook, so he went back through the photos and found where he had left it"
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Hillary Clinton regaining momentum as latest polls show her lead growing
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Here is where listening to your mother pays off. Pittsburgh Steelers wide receiver Darrius Heyward-Bey says he saved most of his career earnings thanks to his mom
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Wed November 02, 2016
(Time)
 
 
 
Couple married for 74 years dies only hours apart. Amazingly, article does not contain the phrase "in a blaze of gunfire"
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(The Peninsula (Qatar))
 
 
 
Trump's campaign is great news for gold bugs: "What usually happens is the candidate with the most momentum at the end is the one who wins and Trump definitely has the momentum. That uncertainty is making people buy gold"
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(Fark)
 
 
 
'Twas brillig, and the slithy toves / Did gyre and gimble in the wabe: / All mimsy were the borogoves, / And the mome raths outgrabe. Possibly, because THIS is your Fark Writer's Thread, Mome Rath edition
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(Harper's Bazaar (UK))
 
 
 
Emma Watson is secretly leaving books all over London
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Tue November 01, 2016
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Tonight, on The Flash, Caitlin gets the frosty reception when she approaches her mother with her metahuman problem. (CW 8ET) Later, on Agents of SHIELD, Robbie accidently kills Uncle Ben which results in Robbie becoming Ghost Rider (ABC 10ET)
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Mon October 31, 2016
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
That awkward moment when Wikileaks releases your e-mail to John Podesta telling him what the national security council REALLY thinks of four of your bosses back at the Pentagon
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
White nationalist starts anti-Egg McMuffin robocall: "Evan has two mommies. Evan is okay with that. Evan is over 40 years old and is not married and doesn't even have a girlfriend. I believe Evan is a closet homosexual. Vote for Donald Trump"
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Donald Trump stiffs pollster for $750,000 after refusing to produce results showing his campaign had the momentum of a runaway freight train, leading him to question why he is so popular
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Sat October 29, 2016
(WCHS Charleston)
 
 
 
I STILL say it doesn't look like mom
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(Slate)
 
 
 
That awkward moment when Trump mistakes a black supporter at his rally for a protester and calls him a "thug"
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Fri October 28, 2016
(The Sun)
 
 
 
That awkward moment when you discover Dad was filming your teacher's gyrating buttocks instead of you dancing with your nursery school class
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Thu October 27, 2016
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Here is a great story that includes a bachelor party in the woods, a hungry momma dog and her seven puppies, some tough guys giving up their beer money to save the dogs and bacon. What more could you ask for?
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(Newsy)
 
 
 
Italians living in New York City compain that Americans get Italian food completely, idiotically wrong, and don't even get them started on ketchup-and-cardboard New York pizza
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Wed October 26, 2016
(Fox 25 Oklahoma City)
 
 
 
If your 8-year-old picks up a dead squirrel on the way to school and tells the teacher it's for making squirrel dumplings that night ... you might be a redneck
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Tue October 25, 2016
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Johnson is experiencing sudden and rapid deflation at a crucial moment, swears that this has never happened to him before
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
"Mom, I think my friends like you more than me." "Aww, don't say that dear. Why?" "Well, you're blowing them and buy them booze, for starters"
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Mon October 24, 2016
(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Annoying kid spoiling your meal at a restaurant? Don't worry, the cops are there
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Sun October 23, 2016
(Guardian)
 
 
 
"Michael Adams can pinpoint the exact moment profanity moved into the mainstream, and it's with the launch of a 1978 gross-out movie: 'Since Animal House, we're all a little vulgar'"
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Sat October 22, 2016
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Back in the good ol' days we didn't even have professional lice removal businesses. Mom had to shave off all the body hair. And I mean all
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Fri October 21, 2016
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Cool: Your mom buys you a Vivienne Westwood shirt. Fark: She didn't realize that the lovely golden pattern on the front in fact depicted a huge orgy all across the T-shirt
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Thu October 20, 2016
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Everything that's wrong with MLB instant replay happened when Adrian Gonzalez didn't score. Is there a your Mom joke in there somewhere? Let's go to the tape
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(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
The seventeen biggest WHAT THE FARK moments from the last debate
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: My husband I have two kids through IVF; we have leftover frozen embryos. My sister-in-law had aggressive cancer; she has no viable embryos. She wants to use mine but I can't stop thinking she'll raise my kids. Am I being selfish?"
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(The Week)
 
 
 
GOP strategist Steve Schmidt says Trump's refusal to concede if he loses a "clear and present danger to the republic" and a "truly disqualifying moment." Then he insulted old men who feed squirrels in parks by comparing Trump to them
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Wed October 19, 2016
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
The Cubs turn to John Lackey to tie up the the series, while the Dodgers counter with Julio "The Kid" Urias, the youngest pitcher to ever start an LCS game, as they look to keep their momentum going. NLCS Game 4, 8 PM ET, FS1
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
This is the terrifying moment four divers were left trapped underneath a huge great white shark after it cut their air supply and dived down inside their cage
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Tue October 18, 2016
(KCCI Des Moines)
 
 
 
Only 1 of 7 born this year, ugly ass baby black rhino ...Awwwww it looks just like a puppy
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(Fark)
 
 
 
I'm the only person in the office right now. Should I take a floor nap under my desk?
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Today's genital warts originated from sex between humans and neanderthals, your mom
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Mon October 17, 2016
(Saving Country Music)
 
 
 
For first time in Billboard chart history, Americana albums have outsold country albums. "It has been popular to say over the last few years that mainstream country needs to have a Nirvana moment. Well we may be seeing this"
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Julian Assange's internet cut by "a state party", but it may have just been a 400 lb guy in his mom's basement
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Sun October 16, 2016
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Can the Cubs keep the momentum going, or will they fall before the mighty left hand of #22? NLCS Game 2, Dodgers @ Cubs, Kershaw (12-4) vs Hendricks (16-8), 8 PM ET on FS1
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Wed October 12, 2016
(Politico)
 
 
 
Mike Pence has a John McCain moment with the base
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Tue October 11, 2016
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Nancy O'Dell on Billy Bush and Donald Trump's Tapeghazi: "Don't drag me into this; I didn't ask to be a part"
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Mon October 10, 2016
(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
Ken Bone made himself internet famous at last night's debate, but as for the whole voting thing, "I'm more undecided than ever"
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Sen. Jeff Sessions has his Todd Akin moment: Grabbing a woman by their genitals isn't sexual assault. It's how we say 'hello' in Alabama
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Sat October 08, 2016
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Drop out? In my moment of triumph?
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Womb for two
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Fri October 07, 2016
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
"Mr. Trump, your campaign has all the momentum of a runaway freight train. Why are you so popular?"
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Thu October 06, 2016
(Reason Magazine)
 
 
 
Let us pause for a moment to thank the fine men and women of the Massachusetts State Police and National Guard who used a helicopter with thermal imaging and multiple vehicles and personnel in a raid that netted 1 pot plant from an 81 year old woman
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Meet Little Timmy. Little Timmy is five years old. Little Timmy's mommy posted everything about him online. Now Little Timmy has three offshore bank accounts, 15 maxed-out credit cards, two pickup trucks, and 4 years of unpaid child support
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Now that The Blaze is about to be extinguished, it's time to reflect on Glenn Beck's nine most idiotic moments
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Tennessee mom is outraged that her child learns something. That's not what she expects from the Tennessee school system
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Tue October 04, 2016
(Newser)
 
 
 
Town rallies and finds toddler lost in cornfield. It was no big deal because every few months, they lose a toddler in the cornfield. That movie Children of the Corn was made for a reason
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(Action A Go-Go)
 
Video
 
Lost In Space + Looney Toons + 8 Bit Animation + Chill Music = One Hella Fun Moment Of Zen
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: I told my parents I was gay four months ago; dad is supportive, but mom is in denial. She says that I have to be bisexual but I am 'messed up' because I was raped. It's not true; I know my sexuality. How can I get my mom to see this?"
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Scientists working with perovskite have an Asimov moment
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Sun October 02, 2016
(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
"Mommy has a special place for that right here," didn't make the list
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Sat October 01, 2016
(Golf Channel)
 
 
 
After the Americans dominated the morning alternate shot matches, the Europeans took back the momentum Friday afternoon. How will Saturday at the Ryder Cup look? The first tee shots are at 8:35 AM ET (NBC/Sky Sports)
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Fri September 30, 2016
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Denzel Washington takes plea deal in strangling of Aretha Franklin
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Urban raccoons are becoming so smart, that within a few years they'll be wielding firearms and hanging out with talking trees
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Thu September 29, 2016
(NYPost)
 
 
 
"At the moment people, and especially women, were paying the most attention ever to the race Trump decides it is a good time to call a beautiful woman fat"
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: My stepson died last month and all I can feel is relief; I watched him destroy himself over the last fifteen years and spin nothing but lies. My stepdaughter feels the same way. However, my wife thinks we're being callous. Are we?"
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Wed September 28, 2016
(Salon)
 
 
 
Chelsea Clinton should run for president. Which might just be the point of all this
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Tue September 27, 2016
(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
A pig like that you can't eat all at once
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(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
19 WTF moments from last night's debate. Only 19?
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Mon September 26, 2016
(Futurism)
 
Boobies
 
Artificial intelligence is looking at naked pictures of your mom
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Sun September 25, 2016
(History Channel)
 
 
 
This day in 1970, The Partridge Family premieres on television. Millions of teenage girls tell David Cassidy "I think I love you"
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Sat September 24, 2016
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Disney pulls its new 'Moana' Halloween costume because one mom complained. "You're literally letting children pretend to be Polynesian"
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Thu September 22, 2016
(Courier-Journal)
 
 
 
Honey, the life has gone out of our relationship. Nothing's happening between us any more. I've thought about it for 2 days and I'm leaving
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
When Trump gets in the White House don't think for one moment that he won't still run his company ...and he'll do it legally
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(Arkansas Online)
 
 
 
The 'God told me to' legal defense rarely works when you set fire to your mom's house
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