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128 headlines found matching 'mom'
Fri September 19, 2014
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(NW Florida Daily News)
 
 
 
If the police are willing to cut you some slack and call your mom to come pick up your drunk, sorry ass, just get in the car
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(17)
 


Wed September 17, 2014
(Sun News Network)
 
 
 
It's not a tum...wait a moment. I'm being told by my producer that it is, in fact, a tumor
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(47)
 
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Pornhub, YouPorn, and Redtube team up to fight for Net Neutrality. "No one wants to wait for porn to load. You're almost there and then-buffering. Moment ruined"
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Mon September 15, 2014
(WTFark)
 
Plug
 
HAMSTER AND A PLATTER: Pizza Hut Austrailia Offers One Free Small Pet With 10 Large Pizzas.
 
 
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Just because no one has ever tried to bring a human back to life after cryopreservation doesn't mean you shouldn't pay somebody hundreds of thousands of dollars to fill your bloodstream with medical-grade antifreeze moments after you die
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Fri September 12, 2014
(Doctor Who News)
 
 
 
Guinness awards world's record to man for having the largest Doctor Who collection. Obviously, his mom's basement is bigger on the inside
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(33)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
It's back, and not a moment too soon: The Fark Weird News Quiz. * Doctors warning: Do not attempt to complete the Fark Weird News Quiz without alcohol
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(30)
 
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Carol Kane cast as The Penguin's mother on Gotham
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(78)
 


Wed September 10, 2014
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Get a cup of coffee from the office break room. Inhale the aroma. Anticipate that first taste. Bring the mug to your lips. Pause for a scintillating moment before swallowing the coffee and all the office germs that came with it
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(72)
 


Sun September 07, 2014
(Free Images)
 
 
 
Photoshop this bonding moment
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(21)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
"There's no denying it: when seen for the first time, poutine looks like a culinary catastrophe. But thick, gloopy pile of chips, meat gravy and squeaky cheese curd which originated in Quebec in the early 1980s, is having a worldwide moment" (Not safe for work)
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Sat September 06, 2014
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
If you get evicted from the house you've been renting you could use the low moment as a valuable life lesson and vow to grow stronger from it. Or you could hide in a closet and rob the landlord
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(13)
 
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
12-year-old Red Sox fan catches foul ball, pays it forward with his maturity and generosity. It's your feel good moment of the weekend
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(26)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Let's take a moment and forget about the craziness happening around the world to focus on something of utmost importance to our species: the Fark Weird News Quiz
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(22)
 


Fri September 05, 2014
(BBC)
 
 
 
Barclays promises finger vein scanners are safe and biometric details will not be revealed to hackers the moment the system goes online
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(17)
 
(Boston.com)
 
 
 
There is a one-in-700-million chance of being eaten by a shark. There are 7 billion people in the world. That means ten people are being eaten by sharks right this moment screaming for help while you're busy searching for Caturday GIFs
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Thu September 04, 2014
(WREG Memphis)
 
 
 
If you fake an Ice Bucket Challenge so you can dump urine and feces on an autistic teenager, you are a terrible person
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(135)
 
(WTKR)
 
 
 
New mother vows vengeance on social media after Big Woody's bar kicks her out for having a shot and a beer with her husband while breast feeding. Social media wants to know who drove them home
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Wed September 03, 2014
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
In a real Minnehaha moment, a South Dakota man--while in court to answer for failure to complete his anger management class--attacks his female lawyer
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(38)
 


Sat August 30, 2014
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Dear Mom, Today we ate bananas while hanging off a Hong Kong skyscraper. Wish you were here
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(15)
 


Thu August 28, 2014
(Opposing Views)
 
 
 
That awkward moment when your cellmate overdoses on your underwear
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(35)
 
(Cracked)
 
 
 
Why every '80s sitcom decided to kill off the mom (Cosby Show sadly exception to the rule)
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(225)
 


Wed August 27, 2014
(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
John Rocker to be part of 'Survivor' cast, which will no doubt include "some kid with purple hair, next to some queer with AIDS, right next to some dude who just got out of jail for the fourth time, right next to some 20-year-old mom with four kids"
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(50)
 
(Popoholic)
 
 
 
Liv Tyler is a thirty-seven year old mom now, and looks incredible in a bikini to boot
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(69)
 
(KATU)
 
 
 
12 year old uses school-issued iPad to access erotica. Mom is somehow shocked
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(178)
 


Tue August 26, 2014
(KFOR Oklahoma City)
 
 
 
Florida provides its alternate ending to "baby locked in a hot car"
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(53)
 
(Yahoo Images)
 
 
 
Photoshop this enthusiastic moment
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(16)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Surrogate mom, 'Bama style
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(91)
 


Mon August 25, 2014
(Do You Remember)
 
 
 
Not to make you feel old, but the Chappelle Show went off the air nearly ten years ago. Here are its funniest moments. Come for the Rick James, stay for the Clayton Bigsby
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(83)
 


Sun August 24, 2014
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Twenty-eight year old grad student falls for eighteen year old freshman coed with a boyfriend back home, so he waits. And waits. And waits. And waits some more. Then he finally gets to hook up with that hot little momma
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(96)
 


Sat August 23, 2014
(Vice)
 
 
 
Dungeons & Dragons is officially cool again. Your mom's basement, not so much
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Thu August 21, 2014
(KUTV Utah)
 
 
 
"Officer, can you help me? My mommy is cooking something smelly in the trunk of her car"
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(46)
 
(Wisconsin Gazette)
 
 
 
Hallmark moment: Mormon bookstore staff removes gay wedding cards from shelves
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(143)
 


Mon August 18, 2014
(Yahoo Images)
 
 
 
Photoshop these selfish selfie moment
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(32)
 


Sun August 17, 2014
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Thug wannabe steals woman's cell phone. Woman chases him down and holds him for cops. Kid's mom upon seeing pic of son being detained: "Why is she touching him like that?"
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Sat August 16, 2014
(Yahoo Images)
 
 
 
Photoshop this cheeky moment
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(22)
 


Thu August 14, 2014
(io9)
 
 
 
Scientists studying unhappiness start with 'career disappointment' first, move on to 'rejection' and end up with 'how your mom feels about you still living in her basement'
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Wed August 13, 2014
(Bismarck Tribune)
 
 
 
22 year old woman with three kids in car, one in lap, driving with a BAC of .252, hits Subaru, chain link fence, garage, another fence, a Chevy, then a Ford says it looks like I'm a bad Mom, but I'm actually a really good Mom
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Tue August 12, 2014
(NBC San Diego)
 
 
 
Mom, grandma hasn't stopped talking in two weeks and she keeps telling me she's knows a secret about the dust under the dresser
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(43)
 
(WBUR Boston)
 
 
 
Market Basket board of directors have a moment of genius, realize they need a resolution rather soonish. Hey, they booted a great CEO for a little bit more money, this *is* a moment of genius for them
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(43)
 
(Billboard)
 
 
 
"Robin Williams' 10 Best Musical Moments" somehow left out his Elmer Fudd singing Bruce Springsteen
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(83)
 


Mon August 11, 2014
(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Momma said I could be whatever I want when I grew up, so I became a construction worker doctor who robs banks
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(13)
 
(Opposing Views)
 
 
 
Good news: cab drivers now need to be well versed in mathematical theories and proper grammar before they're deemed qualified enough to drive you from the bar to your mom's house
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(40)
 
(Mercury News)
 
 
 
Parents worried school's new sex ed book might tip kids off to what mom's back massager is really for and why dad always says "pomegranate" in the middle of the night
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Fri August 08, 2014
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Dad doesn't want his daughter dating some guy so he shoots the man dating his daughter and attempts to kill the witness sitting on the porch too. Did I mention the mother helping to cover it up and that mom and dad are cops?
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(71)
 
(Daily Dot)
 
 
 
Homeland Security official finds out that if a mom agrees to let you have sex with her 13-year-old daughter, it's probably an FBI sting
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(29)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
15 year old boy's Mom calls cops because, A) He was caught doing it with a teacher, B) He was selling drugs, or Fark) He watched porn
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Thu August 07, 2014
(Gawker)
 
 
 
One Million Moms is mad as hell about Adult Swim show Black Jesus and just in time to remind us that it starts tonight on Cartoon Network
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(88)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
If you think soccer moms get angry and bring the crazy on wait until you get a load of skater moms
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(51)
 


Wed August 06, 2014
(Metro)
 
 
 
Sad: Your mom dies. Sadder: Something about her just doesn't look right at the funeral. FARK: The funeral home buried the wrong woman next to your father
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(39)
 


Tue August 05, 2014
(Westword)
 
 
 
That awkward moment when your anti-marijuana ad accidentally promotes pot legalization
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(42)
 
(Radio Times)
 
 
 
Although absolutely nobody watched the Commonwealth Games in Glasgow, here are the 10 weirdest moments from the competition. Who knew table tennis players were the best at victory celebrations?
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(10)
 
(Dangerous Minds)
 
Audio
 
Got an hour to kill? Three DJs painstakingly remix Paul's Boutique from scratch, using over 150 tracks of the original sample material. Rope. A. Dope
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(67)
 


Mon August 04, 2014
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
GOP candidate 'disproves' climate change... because thermometers
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(105)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
The newspaper that brought down a President publishes a self-absorbed column on motherhood featuring the words "powerful pregnancy crotch sweat." Somewhere Woodward and Bernstein are rolling over in their graves
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Sat August 02, 2014
(Chron)
 
 
 
Local news station runs story based on cell phone video claiming mom left kids in hot car to get her hair cut. The same video shows the mom begging strangers for help after locking her keys in the car. You'd better believe that's a lawsuit
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(The Eagle Tribune)
 
 
 
Crazy 26 year old who lives with his mom and his gun collection says he is going to kill Obama even if it takes a lifetime. Police say it will take at least until he gets out of jail
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(275)
 
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
If you ever get bitten by a brown recluse spider, keep in mind that no matter how bad it hurts at that moment, in 24 hours it's going to hurt a hell of a lot more
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(73)
 


Tue July 29, 2014
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Having kids is a challenge-- they're picky eaters, daycare is expensive, and what's a mom to do with them when she's trying to get to the threesome at her apartment building's public hot tub?
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(68)
 


Sat July 26, 2014
(NPR)
 
 
 
Mysterious, repeated bursts of radio waves from space are baffling astronomers. "Nothing has been ruled out at the moment - not even the kind of outrageous claims you'd expect to see in tabloid headlines"
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(50)
 
(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Looks like somebody's mommy and daddy didn't show them enough attention
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(45)
 


Fri July 25, 2014
(American Rhetoric)
 
 
 
40 years ago today, Representative Barbara Jordan delivered her famous "We The People" speech. Take a moment out of your life to listen to one of the most eloquent Congressional monologues of the 20th century
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(48)
 


Thu July 24, 2014
(MassLive)
 
 
 
Student taking pictures for class project gets her face all over angry mom's shoes
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(78)
 
(WFSB Connecticut)
 
 
 
Old and Busted: Leaving babies in the car. New Hotness: Leaving your mom locked in the car
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(38)
 


Tue July 22, 2014
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
A look at why anti-Health Care Reform act advertisements actually increased enrollment in the Health Care Reform plans. No, it's not "Obamacare;" stop calling it that. The moment is over
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(101)
 


Fri July 18, 2014
(New Zealand Herald)
 
 
 
Pro-Russian Ukrainian Separatist leader boasts about shooting down cargo plane moments after the crash of MH17, quickly learns that it's easier to kill 295 civilians than it is to delete a tweet
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(233)
 


Thu July 17, 2014
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
If your class's assigned color during school spirit week is white, you're racist and so is your mom
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(73)
 
(Salon)
 
 
 
Momentum builds for incredibly cheap banking option. Bonus: It makes Darrell Issa look foolish
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(36)
 


Wed July 16, 2014
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
A few corrections to the story of the mom who locked her kids in the car while getting her hair done. 1) She didn't get her hair done. 2) Kids were locked in by accident. 3) She went to get help. 4) Within 5 mins she had someone break her window
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(80)
 


Mon July 14, 2014
(610 WIOD)
 
 
 
Octomom pleads no contest to welfare, parenting fraud
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(65)
 
(Daily Star)
 
 
 
It's bad enough your mom was struck by lightning when you were born, but to have a permanent case of bad hair is something else altogether
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(64)
 
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
It's a Kodak Moment and tongues are wagging in this week's Mugshot Roundup
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(71)
 


Sun July 13, 2014
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Isolated lodge on an island in the Rockies asks $6.5 million. Mentally insert yourself there, and take a few moments to soak it all up
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(40)
 


Fri July 11, 2014
(National Review)
 
 
 
Obama administration's "Coming to Jesus" Moment: Working with the "good" Christians to help out the influx of immigrants
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(245)
 


Wed July 09, 2014
(KPTV Portland)
 
 
 
Your mom says you have to move out of her house. Do you C) trash the place and kill her cat
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(69)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Today's herpy derpy Texas Repugnican saying the southern border crisis might become B-Rawk's "hurricane Katrina moment" and calling for him to visit the region is Henry Cuellar (D-Laredo)
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(35)
 
(Blackpool Gazette)
 
 
 
To you, it might just be spontaneous art unleashed in a spontaneous moment of late-night creativity, but to the cops watching you paint an ATM white at 2 a.m., it's always gonna be graffiti
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(23)
 


Tue July 08, 2014
(ABC)
 
 
 
That moment when you realize that serial killer's torture-murder house on the TV looks awfully familiar
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(104)
 
(Camel Clutch Blog)
 
 
 
Celebrate the premiere of Saturday Night's Main Event on WWE Network with a look back at the 25 greatest moments in the show's history
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(10)
 


Sun July 06, 2014
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Single mom says the government is persecuting her because she's really hot and not because she went on a shopping spree after the government accidentally put about $90,000 in her bank account and wants the money back
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(99)
 


Sat July 05, 2014
(Kotaku)
 
 
 
The Pokemon World Championships is taking place this weekend, and you can watch it right here without leaving the safety of your moms' basement. Don't say Fark.com never did anything for you
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(26)
 


Fri July 04, 2014
(The Daily Caller)
 
 
 
Obama is about to have another one of those "uh-oh, spaghettios" moment
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(115)
 


Wed July 02, 2014
(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
On this day, when Canadians celebrate the birth of our country, let's all take a moment, and see how dumb American's really are
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(254)
 


Sat June 28, 2014
(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
It's been 16 years since The Undertaker bah gawd broke Mick Foley in half in a Hell in a Cell match. Here are 22 moments from the match where Foley proved he was tougher than shoeleather in that environment
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(37)
 


Fri June 27, 2014
(Rotoworld)
 
 
 
Who will the Panthers take number one? How will the Leafs screw up this time? Will Cuba Gooding Jr. awkwardly hit on the moms of any of the selections? It's your 2014 NHL Draft thread. 7pm EST on NBCSN and TSN
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(90)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
The Vatican realizes that people like sex, or their "coming to Jesus" moment
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(43)
 


Thu June 26, 2014
(Billings Gazette)
 
 
 
Toilet explodes at courthouse moments after woman uses it. Taco Bell named as co-defendant
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(49)
 
(Gawker)
 
 
 
Male gaze harms women
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(100)
 
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
How high's the mercury, Momma?
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(85)
 
(SFX (UK))
 
 
 
The Doctor saying goodbye to Rose for the first of approximately 27 times tops a Best 250 Sci-Fi/Horror/Fantasy moments poll. If the kids voting on this ever saw Earthshock or Caves of Androzani, their minds would be blown
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(79)
 


Mon June 23, 2014
(Joystiq)
 
 
 
WOW player hits max level without leaving Pandaren. For those of you who don't know, Pandaren is Eastern Mandarin for "Mom's basement"
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(93)
 
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Nineteen moments established television characters met their Bizarro world dopplegangers
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(104)
 
(AOL)
 
 
 
Having a baby: No big deal. Having heart surgery: Kind of big deal. Having a baby while going through heart surgery: SUPER BIG DEAL
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(14)
 


Sun June 22, 2014
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Colorado Rockies continue being the background for rarely seen moments in baseball as they allow three runs off one wild pitch
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(22)
 


Sat June 21, 2014
(Daily Freeman)
 
 
 
Let's just pick up this mom-of-the-year story from "drove her 14-year-old daughter and two other girls, to the Cow Flop on Washington Avenue on May 23 for the sole purpose of having a fist-fight with a 12-year-old girl" and take it from there
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(48)
 
(AOL)
 
 
 
Mysterious sea creature in Gulf finally identified after 2 years thanks to unusual sex organ. After confirming it wasn't your mom, they found it to be a placental jellyfish usually found in the Antarctic that was checking what warm water feels like
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(34)
 


Wed June 18, 2014
(Soshiok)
 
 
 
It's okay to reserve your table at a McDonald's as you step away for a moment by dropping a napkin onto it. But don't you dare put down a packet of tissues, a surgical mask, stethoscopes, or berets
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(29)
 


Tue June 17, 2014
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Ugly-ass cheetah cub rejected by mother becomes best friends with puppy. The cuteness here will leak out of your monitor and make a puddle of wonderful on your desk
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(38)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
"Sorry, Mom. I'll go to class now"
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(165)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Choose your state and answer seven questions about your political ideology to find out which city you should live in if you ever move out of your mom's basement
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(199)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
After her daughter was sent home for wearing too short of a dress to class, her mom pulls the ultimate burn by wearing the exact dress to her daughter's graduation. That will show 'em. "Pick on me. I'm an adult. I can take it"
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(155)
 


Thu June 12, 2014
(WCPO Cincinnati)
 
 
 
Teen takes mom's driving directions just a little too literally
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Tue June 10, 2014
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Artist algorithmically generates T-shirt images featuring mismatched band names, allowing you to visualize yourself as a post-post-ironic hipster. "It's delightful because it allows us a moment of smugness as we recognise the 'mistake' being made"
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(29)
 
(Video Spew)
 
 
 
Lowered Nissan with bodykit + curb = Aw sh*t moment
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(44)
 


Mon June 09, 2014
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Single mom works three jobs, and may take a fourth, so her daughter can. A) Eat. B) Get a good education. C) Spend over £600 a month shopping for clothes and shoes
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(101)
 
(ABL13 Houston)
 
 
 
Moments after a fatal crash, onlookers rush up to the victim's car...and steal her groceries. Stay classy, Houston
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(157)
 


Sat June 07, 2014
(KSDK St. Louis)
 
 
 
Not news: A woman is picking up her son from summer math camp. News: Teachers forced her son on the bus even though he told them his mom was there. Fark: Then it gets really stupid
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(popsugar.com)
 
 
 
The trend of actresses looking 'not hot' for movie roles continues. This time it's Penelope Cruz in a short haired wig and flannel t-shirt for the movie Ma Ma where her character is 'not a woman and lover but a mother'
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Fri June 06, 2014
(YouTube)
 
 
 
C'mon Champ cheer up. Yeah, you're unemployed and your mom's basement is cramped, but you did create a most excellent remake of Terminator 2: Judgment Day's truck chase scene
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(9)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
While the greener-than-thous were pearl-clutching over soccer moms and their 20mpg SUVs, China was getting busy flattening 700 mountains
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Thu June 05, 2014
(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Watching Marvel try to figure out who is the coolest, hippest director of the moment is becoming vaguely hilarious
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Wed June 04, 2014
(Gawker)
 
 
 
President Obama works out at Polish gym. Somebody films him. The first animated GIFs should be rolling along any moment now
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(77)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
"Mom, I am so tired of hearing dad play his damn gospel music all day. Can you tell me where the ax is, so I can cut him up?"
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(58)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
To celebrate YouTube's 9th birthday they invited some of their favorite performers to star in a mashup of memorable musical moments from the past 9 years (featuring The Gregory Brothers, Tay Zonday & many more)
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(22)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
Scientists develop thermometer so precise it can pinpoint room temperatures to 30 billionths of a degree, but the women in the room are still cold
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(26)
 


Mon June 02, 2014
(Popoholic)
 
 
 
More proof that Jessica Alba is one of the hottest moms on the planet
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(41)
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
In honor of the man who frequently blue-balled the White House press corps, here are the very best moments of Jay Carney
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(16)
 


Sun June 01, 2014
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
The world's deepest hole lies hidden beneath a rusty metal cap. But enough about your mom. This borehole the Soviets in the Cold War drilled a third of the way through the continental crust is really fascinating
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Fri May 30, 2014
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Best quote from an article about pierogies this week: "Psychopaths and criminal behavior and mental illness is so fascinating," she says with a wistful smile. "At work it's never a dull moment"
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Thu May 29, 2014
(AZ Family)
 
 
 
Sometimes the only way a mother can prove her unconditional love to her son is to punch the officer who's trying to take him away for burglary. Bonus: "Oh no she dinnit" mugshot
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(21)
 
(Photobucket)
 
 
 
Caption this unexpected drive-thru moment
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(64)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Being a Mom changes a man
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(11)
 


Wed May 28, 2014
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Could this be One Direction's "bigger than Jesus" moment? And yes, I just compared One Direction to The Beatles, but those kids from Liverpool did have a few good songs
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(48)
 


Tue May 27, 2014
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Drunk woman arrested for throwing her elderly mother out of wheelchair, exclaiming 'That was for fifty-two years of shiat'
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(75)
 
(Grind TV)
 
 
 
A 13 year old schoolgirl has climbed the tallest mountain on Earth. You're hoping your mom brings the pizza puffs down so you don't have to climb the basement stairs
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(67)
 


Mon May 26, 2014
(NHL)
 
 
 
West Final game 4, Can Carter and the Kings keep up the momentum? Will the Hawks all show up? Looking at you Kane. Puck drops shortly after 9:00PM ET first bottle caps shortly before.. LET'S DO THIS
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Sat May 24, 2014
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
The case for reparations: "In America there is a strange and powerful belief that if you stab a black person 10 times, the bleeding stops and the healing begins the moment the assailant drops the knife"
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(951)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Patrons of trendy Brooklyn bar pleased that owner has banned yuppie stroller moms who attempted to take over place with their rowdy rugrats. "Kids shouldn't be running around where people are trying to drink and hook up"
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(241)
 
(Yahoo Images)
 
 
 
Photoshop this peek-a-boo moment
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(21)
 

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