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Headlines matching 'mom'
Sat February 11, 2012
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(Daily Mail) Sad Graffiti artist who made $200m in Facebook IPO says he was offered oral sex every day for the rest of his life for $2m. You should really have a talk with your Mom  (dailymail.co.uk) (140)


Thu February 09, 2012
(C|Net) Sad Kodak moment finally runs out  (news.cnet.com) (127)
(Fox News) Followup Remember that guy who wants to adopt his 42-year-old girlfriend? His kids have asked a judge to block the adoption because they don't want to have a mom-sister, like so many of their friends in the Panhandle do  (foxnews.com) (61)
(Daily Mail) Sick British swingers club may be forced to close because your mom can't keep her gangbangs at a reasonable noise level  (dailymail.co.uk) (120)


Wed February 08, 2012
(Slate) Silly "Mom? Can we go home?" "Not until we take back the country, sweetie"  (slate.com) (52)


Tue February 07, 2012
(silive.com) Asinine Mom is suing New York City and Child Services for NINE HUNDRED TRILLION DOLLARS  (silive.com) (79)
(BusinessWeek) Interesting Will Santorum surge sap Romney's momentum? Will Gingrich give up and move on to a younger, more attractive state? And what the hell is up with RON PAUL? It's your official Minnesota caucus thread  (businessweek.com) (30)


Mon February 06, 2012
(News.com.au) Asinine Pop quiz. A woman and baby are being washed away by a flood. What do you do? WHAT DO YOU DO? c) pull out your smart phone and shoot the video  (news.com.au) (185)
(YouTube) Cool The guy in the toga bouncing up and down on the not-so-tightrope in front of Madonna last night? Turns out he's kinda insane and does things with ropes that even your mom won't do  (youtube.com) (32)


Sun February 05, 2012
(Mental Floss) Sappy Six trees older than human civilization. You submitted this with a "your mom" joke  (mentalfloss.com) (168)


Sat February 04, 2012
(YouTube) Cool 40 years ago this guy could literally crank out hot lines faster than your mom would fall for them. Bonus: lube was included  (youtube.com) (31)


Fri February 03, 2012
(BusinessWeek) Obvious Republicans do not support single moms  (businessweek.com) (45)
(New York Daily News) Scary Woman holding baby gets into argument over rent with boyfriend. After boyfriend douses woman in lighter fluid and sets her on fire, woman throws baby out window, where it is caught by attentive neighbors. The Aristocrats  (nydailynews.com) (43)


Wed February 01, 2012
(PhysOrg.com) Interesting Repulsive gravity, previously thought by physicists to only emanate from your mom, may be key to understanding dark matter  (physorg.com) (55)


Mon January 30, 2012
(The Daily Caller) Stupid LOLWUT? Obama's Al Green karaoke moment helped save economy  (thedc.com) (20)


Fri January 27, 2012
(Huffington Post) Spiffy According to scientists, some women can store sperm for years. Your mom finds that a little hard to swallow  (huffingtonpost.com) (102)


Thu January 26, 2012
(International Business Times UK) Amusing You ever have a moment when a rousing political speech seems like it's plucked straight out of a movie?.....Well sometimes it's worth checking  (ibtimes.co.uk) (98)
(Some Guy) Caption Caption this tense moment  (media.zenfs.com) (46)


Wed January 25, 2012
(SF Weekly) Video A collection of James Franco's absurd moments on "General Hospital"... wait... that's still on? And didn't it used to have a hospital in it?  (blogs.sfweekly.com) (13)
(KeysNet) Florida Mom tries to sell her 8-month-old son for $7,000. Dunno, sounds a little expensive to me  (keysnet.com) (64)


Tue January 24, 2012
(Some Guy) Dumbass Your house is on fire. You are a college student. Who do you first call? C) Mommy and Daddy  (bu.edu) (70)


Sun January 22, 2012
(YouTube) Video The late, great Sam Cooke born this day in 1931. Here's the song which helped set the mood while your dad and mom watched the submarine races  (youtube.com) (34)
(Boston Herald) Amusing Preliminary hearing in murder case has Perry Mason moment as witness identifies TV cameraman as killer  (bostonherald.com) (48)


Sat January 21, 2012
(Some Pagan Dad) Followup Pagan mom who challenged Bibles in public school now getting death threats and harassment: "I'm hoping it's just some idiot trying to scare me into shutting up"  (citizen-times.com) (271)
(BusinessWeek) Silly Great moments in Reply All  (businessweek.com) (39)


Fri January 20, 2012
(The Consumerist) Obvious Amazon decides to end its free shipping of discount diapers and of course this is the worst injustice in recorded history and an example of how no one respects the heroic nobility of motherhood  (consumerist.com) (185)
(Some Guy) Amusing For those of us who watched every moment of the Al Franken recount saga online and have not yet found anything as gripping and exiting, I offer you the "Scott Walker Recall Ballot Scan Cam". Winter political excitement at its finest  (twitter.com) (58)


Thu January 19, 2012
(ABC) Misc Georgia mom arrested for allowing 10-year-old son to get memorial tattoo for his dead brother. Ear piercing toddlers still o.k. though  (abcnews.go.com) (196)
(MSNBC) Cool 10 icy and impenetrable snow forts. Your mom's heart mysteriously absent  (gadgetbox.msnbc.msn.com) (12)
(Fox News) Obvious Pagan mom: "You can't hand out Bibles in school." School: "They're donations. We'd do the same for any donated holy book." Pagan mom: "Fine, here's some copies of my spellbook." School: *crickets*  (foxnews.com) (431)


Wed January 18, 2012
(Contact Music) Amusing Being Kate Beckinsale is awesome. Being her mom, and finding a giant rubber penis that Kate hid in your luggage after arriving at the airport? Not so much  (contactmusic.com) (80)
(Mother Nature Network) Interesting A look inside an extensive yeast collection. Once again, we can't thank your mother enough for volunteering ALRIGHT THATS JUST GDAMN FUNNY I LV YER MOMJOKES  (mnn.com) (23)


Tue January 17, 2012
(St. Petersburg Times) Florida Drunk driver who killed 2 people on Christmas 2007 has a moment of Florida clarity and decides to sue them  (tampabay.com) (239)
(Sporting News) Fail Top prep QB Gunner Kiel totally psyched to play for LSU. Just kidding, he chose Notre Dame instead so he can be close to mommy  (aol.sportingnews.com) (81)
(io9) Interesting 10 really bizarre brain disorders. How people can enjoy Jersey Shore or Teen Mom not on the list  (io9.com) (60)


Mon January 16, 2012
(io9) Interesting Further mysteries of the clitoris revealed. C'mon out of mom's basement and learn wondrous new things beyond the concept of not leaping at it like a bull at a gate (worksafe unless your boss is weird about anatomical illustration)  (io9.com) (84)
(QC Online) Silly Not one, not two, but three sets of identical twins work at the same Hy-Vee grocery store, which confuses customers and probably leads to some awkward dating moments  (qconline.com) (85)


Sun January 15, 2012
(Mother Nature Network) Unlikely Leading health expert says that moms' habits in the 1950s launched the obesity epidemic of today. Curse you June Cleaver  (mnn.com) (183)


Fri January 13, 2012
(Wired) Amusing We've all heard humpback whale songs, but you gotta hear this one (link at bottom of article). And when you listen to it, don't think of your mom waking your dad up drunk, 3am, the night you were conceived  (wired.com) (13)


Thu January 12, 2012
(Lifehacker) Cool Ten tricks that give you power over your body. Tell your mom about #3  (lifehacker.com) (41)


Wed January 11, 2012
(Yahoo) Hero When subby has his heart attack he wants these three soccer moms to assist. (With pic of what soccer moms should always look like)  (sports.yahoo.com) (98)
(Daily Mail) Sad Think your mom's basement is small? Try living in a four-foot by two-foot rabbit hutch  (dailymail.co.uk) (109)


Tue January 10, 2012
(Slate) Sad We who live in prison, and in whose lives there is no event but sorrow, have to measure time by throbs of pain, and the record of bitter moments  (slate.com) (65)


Mon January 09, 2012
(YouTube) Cool Soccer mom absolutely shredding on the drums  (youtube.com) (103)
(Slate) Dumbass "You know, something may be going down tonight, but it ain't going to be jobs, sweetheart." -Gov. Chris Christie to your mom  (slate.com) (294)
(The New York Times) Obvious Huntsman has momentum, but lacks time, crazy   (fivethirtyeight.blogs.nytimes.com) (147)


Sat January 07, 2012
(io9) Spiffy Pictures from a scifi convention in LA in 1980. Haha, look at all those weird idio...MOM???  (io9.com) (82)


Fri January 06, 2012
(Yahoo) Amusing News: Top high school defensive back throws his mom under the bus. Fark: on live national TV. IF MAMA AIN'T HAPPY, AIN"T NOBODY HAPPY  (sports.yahoo.com) (51)


Thu January 05, 2012
(CBC) Cool What's over 590 lbs, smells like fish and recently made almost $750,000 by selling its body in Japan? Besides submitter's mom  (cbc.ca) (73)
(TMZ) Amusing Teen Mom trainwreck Amber Portwood is being evicted  (tmz.com) (54)
(Salon) Ironic Rick Santorum is now channeling St. Augustine. I wonder if he knows St. Augustine was a bastard drunkard whore-of-a-man who turned to the church only because his mommy told him to?  (salon.com) (27)
(Discovery) Cool Amazing new headphones blast music through your skull via "bone conduction". Scientists haven't observed this much "bone conduction" since observing your mom last night  (news.discovery.com) (36)


Wed January 04, 2012
(Some non-movie going Guy) Obvious Movie attendance hits 16-year low in 2011. Makers of 'Mars Needs Moms', 'The Beaver', and 'Arthur' forced to buy medium-sized jacuzzi for new vacation homes in Tahiti instead. The horror  (austin.culturemap.com) (116)
(New York Daily News) Hero A recently widowed teen mom shot and killed a burglar to protect her 3-month-old son on New Year's Eve after asking the 911 operator for permission to fire  (nydailynews.com) (746)


Tue January 03, 2012
(Some Guy) Sick There's "stealing scrap metal" low, and then there's "stealing scrap metal from grave sites" low  (newyork.cbslocal.com) (55)


Sun January 01, 2012
(Naples Daily News) Florida Usually moms get drunk after taking the kids to amusement parks instead of at the amusement park  (naplesnews.com) (35)
(Atlanta Journal Constitution) Dumbass Fat parents don't want people telling their fat kids they're fat  (ajc.com) (190)
(MSNBC) Cool The nerdy drinking gadgets no self-respecting Farker's mom's basement should be without  (gadgetbox.msnbc.msn.com) (33)
(USA Today) Interesting Officials believe the seismic activity in Ohio may have been triggered by man made interference. No, not your mom falling down, but that was my first thought too  (usatoday.com) (76)


Sat December 31, 2011
(Lex18.com) Dumbass When you're already wanted for trying to run over a cop in a stolen truck, don't steal another car and leave behind a third car full of stolen goods (Fark: the second stolen car was my mom's -Mike)  (lex18.com) (30)


Fri December 30, 2011
(Fox News) Sad Parents of the year duct tape infant and toddler, hang one upside down on exercise equipment and of course they captured the moment forever by posting pictures on facebook  (foxnews.com) (46)
(BBC) Silly Scientists film panda eating meat in China. They hadn't seen a feral beast eat this much meat since they filmed your mom last night  (bbc.co.uk) (36)


Thu December 29, 2011
(AL.com) Florida After BP donated $30 million to help Florida's tourism industry, officials spent the money on a poker tournament, fleece blankets, sports towels, a "most deserving mom" contest, and a prom for senior citizens  (blog.al.com) (21)


Wed December 28, 2011
(Huffington Post) Spiffy Moms p.o.ed at their breast feeding polices, set a bulls eye on Target stores and hold a "nurse in". We will keep you abreast on the outcome  (huffingtonpost.com) (219)
(Daily Mail) Followup "I'm still depressed over the fact that my mom ordered the white iPhone 4s instead of the black one for me." And other ungrateful tweets  (dailymail.co.uk) (324)


Tue December 27, 2011
(LA Times) Interesting Good news: Kids not being exposed to undesired boobies as much. Take Away: Study makes parents feel better about the internet. Kids: Whatever you say mom, you never did learn how to use encryption  (latimes.com) (61)


Mon December 26, 2011
(Daily Mail) Interesting Do you hate your mom? You sound fat  (dailymail.co.uk) (53)


Sat December 24, 2011
(Yahoo) Followup The Great Space Ball Mystery has been solved, your Mom was likely involved  (news.yahoo.com) (66)
(Entertainment Weekly) Amusing The best--and worst--moments Saturday Night Live had in 2011  (ew.com) (45)


Thu December 22, 2011
(Huffington Post) Amusing "I wanted to be a lot of things, but I never -- I PROMISE you -- ever wanted to grow up to be someone known as 'The Penis Mom'"  (huffingtonpost.com) (252)
(Salon) Asinine North Korean media reports that moments before Kim Jong-Il's death, there was a mysterious red glow emanating from the sacred mountain they claim he was born on. Apparently Satan was preparing the VIP entrance  (salon.com) (89)


Wed December 21, 2011
(PhysOrg.com) Stupid Even though we already have chili peppers hot enough to make Conan the Barbarian cry for his mommy, some dangerously insane madmen and still trying to make them even hotter  (physorg.com) (13)
(Yahoo) Dumbass The dumbest moments in business 2011  (finance.yahoo.com) (20)


Tue December 20, 2011
(Discover) Cool Astronomers find two Earth-sized planets orbiting another star; both hotter than Mercury, your mom  (blogs.discovermagazine.com) (18)
(WTAE Pittsburgh) Sappy Kid: Santa, I want my mom home from Iraq for Christmas. Mall Santa: Well, look who I happen to have in my sleigh  (wtae.com) (96)


Mon December 19, 2011
(Daily Kos) Fail GOP rep compares John Boehner to William Wallace, says that the payroll tax cut is their "Braveheart moment". Apparently, none of them saw how that movie ended for Mr. Wallace  (dailykos.com) (177)


Sat December 17, 2011
(USA Today) Interesting Former Ark./USC QB Mitch Mustain's Mom to meet with the Commandant of the Marine Corps to determine if her son's "no-huddle spread offense" is a good fit for the Marines' "Locate, Close With, and Destroy" offense  (usatoday.com) (20)


Fri December 16, 2011
(My Fox DC) Florida "If he had to die so young, at least he died at a moment where he was on top of the world," said the mother of a man who was killed when a train dumped its load of coal on top of him at a power plant  (myfoxdc.com) (100)


Wed December 14, 2011
(Short List) Cool Man scours Google Street View for the most isolated, desolate, forlorn street scenes from around the world. Many strangely disquieting yet thrilling, like when I drive over to your mom's house  (shortlist.com) (70)
(Delta Quadrant Daily) Obvious Six reasons Star Trek: Voyager was the worst moment in the Star Trek franchise. Yes, even moreso than Enterprise or Babylon 5  (giantfreakinrobot.com) (446)
(Daily Mail) Sad "Teen Mom" Leah takes daughter for MRI to detect reasons for developmental delays. Apparently "being daughter of Teen Mom star Leah" is too obvious  (dailymail.co.uk) (42)


Mon December 12, 2011
(CBS News) Dumbass Need some time off from work? Try the old "fake obituary of your mom" trick  (cbsnews.com) (60)


Fri December 09, 2011
(YouTube) Spiffy Battlefield 3: destroying planes like a boss - also known as the best video game moment of the year  (youtube.com) (74)
(Labspaces.net) Interesting Scientists are studying Earth's nighttime lighting to measure disease spread. In unrelated news, a satellite was temporarily blinded when it focused on your mom's house last week  (labspaces.net) (6)


Thu December 08, 2011
(Yahoo) Followup I don't know about you, but if I get shot by my mom I'm not gonna be posting "ahhhhhhhh" on Facebook, and I sure as heck stop typing when the tear gas comes through the window  (gma.yahoo.com) (111)
(YouTube) Scary Cheerleader mom loses it. I mean, really loses it  (youtube.com) (72)


Wed December 07, 2011
(MSNBC) Followup In honor of the late, great, Harry Morgan, here are seven great M*A*S*H moments with Colonel Sherman T. Potter  (entertainment.msnbc.msn.com) (76)
(YouTube) Cool If you didn't think you like Michael Buble, think again. Check out this video of a mom heckling him to let her 15 year old kid sing on stage and...well, take a look  (youtube.com) (113)


Tue December 06, 2011
(The Raw Story) Amusing Bachmann rendered speechless by 8-year old, textbooks, waffle iron  (rawstory.com) (714)
(USA Today) Cool Scientists at Berkeley point their telescope at your mom  (usatoday.com) (15)


Sun December 04, 2011
(Reuters) Obvious Just when gas prices were actually dropping below $3.00 a gallon in some places, Iran pulls a HA HA moment  (reuters.com) (150)
(USA Today) Sad Kourtney Kardashian in bitter Twitter feud with 'Teen Mom' star. This is what our culture has fallen to, people. Weep for America  (content.usatoday.com) (63)
(Miami Herald) Florida What is made of 10 pounds of ham, 10 pounds of pork, 7 pounds of Swiss cheese, and a gallon each of mayo and mustard? No, it's not your mom  (miamiherald.com) (36)
(Seattle Times) Spiffy Listen up you fudging Farkers. It's about fudging time you fudging learned how to make some fudging fudge. Just don't ask us to help you pack it, that's what your mom is for  (seattletimes.nwsource.com) (50)
(LA Times) Followup Hockey mom penalized for taking a 2-on-1 from her son's team (w/needs a hockey mask pic)  (latimesblogs.latimes.com) (84)


Sat December 03, 2011
(Yahoo) Stupid "Hi, Mom, I'm on TV. Turn on ESPN now. OK, see #12?"  (sports.yahoo.com) (25)


Fri December 02, 2011
(AZCentral) Asinine 1st grader faces sexual harassment charge for punching another boy in the groin. Mom says the other kid choked her son, and says if you consider the punch to be sexual assault, then you need to charge the other boy with attempted murder  (azcentral.com) (151)
(Some Guy) Obvious Gloria Estefan to join GLEE as Santana's mom?  (610wiod.com) (34)


Thu December 01, 2011
(Some Guy) Florida Nothing puts you into the holiday spirit more than bopping mom on the head with a bottle of eggnog  (wptv.com) (14)
(wcti12.com) Hero Man rescues crash victim moments before a Michael Bay movie takes place  (wcti12.com) (12)
(Aggrogate) Sad PROTIP: Raise your nostalgia glasses and have a moment of silence for GamePro, which is shutting down  (aggrogate.com) (57)


Wed November 30, 2011
(Discover) Interesting Astronomers discover a planet where even your mom would be hot  (blogs.discovermagazine.com) (14)


Tue November 29, 2011
(Austin News KXAN) Sick ProTip for Mom: You cannot burn off your son's tattoo and if you try the police are going to be very interested  (kxan.com) (85)
(Chicago Sun-Times) Silly Advice columnist suggests that moms use the Twilight movies to talk to their teen daughters about sex. Absent from the suggestions: "Don't get knocked up by someone 90 years older than you are"  (suntimes.com) (100)


Mon November 28, 2011
(Daily Mail) Misc Woman gives birth moments after getting off plane...saving on the controversial airline "Baby Birthing Fee"  (dailymail.co.uk) (39)
(Deadspin) Video CBS camera finds Chargers kicker Nick Novak in the most private of moments  (deadspin.com) (74)


Sun November 27, 2011
(Some Leftover Eater) Dumbass Man stabs self with turkey thermometer instead of waiting for belly button to pop out  (newportplaintalk.com) (17)


Sat November 26, 2011
(Starpulse) Sappy Selena Gomez is thrilled that her mother is pregnant. Justin Bieber is thrilled that he doesn't have to take another paternity test  (starpulse.com) (49)
(Daily Mail) Obvious Anna Nicole Smith's daughter looks just like her. The resemblance is remarkable  (dailymail.co.uk) (86)


Fri November 25, 2011
(The Local (Germany)) Unlikely After squeezing out 13 kids, huge mom has giant baby and names it "Jihad"  (thelocal.de) (131)
(Houston Chronicle) Interesting Hold the Tebow hype for a moment, it's Miller Time  (chron.com) (23)


Thu November 24, 2011
(Happy Turkey Day) Misc "I was making ziti with the meat gravy, and I'm planning to roast peppers over the flames and I had some beautiful cutlets, cut just right, that I was going to fry up before dinner as an appetizer." 50 great food moments in film  (newyork.timeout.com) (114)
(Wired) Amusing Cool Whip: "A delicious blend of sugar, wax, and condom lube." A timely seasonal article, plus your mom likes the description  (wired.com) (43)
(My Fox DC) Interesting Wow - your mom lost a lot of weight  (myfoxdc.com) (24)
(Houston Chronicle) Spiffy Mom, son reunited after 29 years just in time for Thanksgiving. Now pardon me these turkey feathers are making my eyes water  (chron.com) (25)


Wed November 23, 2011
(Cracked) Interesting 27 great moments in history if the internet was around. #alamo I'M IN UR BASE, KILLIN' UR DOODZ (Not a slideshow)  (cracked.com) (28)
(king5) Hero Violence is rarely the answer, unless you are a 10 year old boy shooting your mom's attacker with a BB gun  (king5.com) (168)


Tue November 22, 2011
(Boston.com) PSA When you go to Thanksgiving dinner, be sure to share this advice with your parent, in-law, sister, roommate's mom, or whoever. Report back to Fark on Friday  (boston.com) (113)


Mon November 21, 2011
(Outside) Video Pair of climbers conquer the world's toughest off-width crack. The easiest is your mom's, and everybody's conquered that  (outsideonline.com) (26)
(The Local (Sweden)) Stupid Busybody American mom in Sweden upset at local customs, complains to the world  (thelocal.se) (175)
(Business Insider) Amusing Business Insider gives Fark credit for directing their attention to a story about Larry Anderson's momentary brain cramp  (businessinsider.com) (0)


Sat November 19, 2011
(YouTube) Amusing From MST3K season two, it's the classic Godzilla VS Megalon featuring Jet Jaguar and Rex Dart: Eskimo Spy. Watch as Joel, Servo, and Crow suffer through this low moment in Godzilla's life. "That's not my tail"  (youtube.com) (27)


Fri November 18, 2011
(Celebitchy) Interesting Justin Theroux hates Jennifer Aniston's friendship with Chelsea Handler. This is a sober moment in their relationship... until Chelsea Handler breathes on them, anyway  (celebitchy.com) (21)
(Den Of Geek) Interesting 10 horrific moments of implied movie violence. Bambi's gonna be okay, right?  (denofgeek.com) (120)


Thu November 17, 2011
(LA Times) Obvious BREAKING NEWS: Ashton Kutcher is divorcing his mom  (latimesblogs.latimes.com) (30)


Wed November 16, 2011
(UPI) Stupid Mom upset by crotchless panties. Good thing your mom isn't  (upi.com) (109)
(Telegraph) Interesting Heinrich Himmler's WWII postcards up for sale. "Having wonderful time, wish Jew were not here"  (telegraph.co.uk) (116)
(Some Guy) Silly The six worst kinds of parents. Your mom curiously missing  (smosh.com) (62)
(Reuters) Scary Iran is to help with Turkey nuclear power plant. Wow, and I thought those pop up thermometers were some high tech stuff  (reuters.com) (9)
(The Sun) Followup I don't know what a Justin Bieber is, but its baby momma ain't its baby momma any more  (thesun.co.uk) (62)


Tue November 15, 2011
(New York Daily News) Cool Mom recreates scenes from classic films with her baby boy. With "D'awww" inducing Alien reference  (nydailynews.com) (69)


Mon November 14, 2011
(MSNBC) Followup National Toy Hall of Fame adds Hot Wheels, dollhouse and blanket. Also known as another Saturday night in mom's basement  (bottomline.msnbc.msn.com) (38)


Fri November 11, 2011
(Toronto Star) Interesting For Leafs fans craving an update on the status of James Reimer, here's an interview with the most qualified of sources: his mom  (thestar.com) (19)
(Some Guy) Spiffy Moments after lawmakers pass a law to stop global warming, a freak rainstorm drenches their drought-stricken region. Too bad they didn't legalize prostitution  (heraldsun.com.au) (122)


Tue November 08, 2011
(Chicago Tribune) Followup Reporters paint picture of newest Cain accuser as suburban mom with strong values, a lot of legal experience and goes on 72-hour first dates  (chicagotribune.com) (337)


Mon November 07, 2011
(Daily Mail) Stupid Amy Fisher loses to Octomom in celebrity boxing event after taking a few well placed shots to the head  (dailymail.co.uk) (44)
(Den Of Geek) Interesting Unintentionally funny moments in horror cinema  (denofgeek.com) (76)
(St. Petersburg Times) Florida Mother arrested after hiding crystal meth in daughter's diaper bag, tells police it's a bum wrap  (tampabay.com) (26)


Sat November 05, 2011
(Fox News) Obvious Octomom and Kate Gosselin find out that it's tough to raise litters of children without networks paying you  (foxnews.com) (128)
(Toronto Star) Amusing Gay penguins. Consider that in your mind for a few moments...Gay. Penguins. Is it the Apocalypse? No, but it's close  (thestar.com) (207)


Fri November 04, 2011
(Starpulse) Weird "Precious" star Gabourey Sidibe has a Twitter imposter. The twist: She's nicer than Gabourey: "My mom was like, 'Wait, people like her, she's lovely, I'm going to follow her'"  (starpulse.com) (37)
(Celebitchy) Dumbass Kim Kardashian's mom in heap big trouble for using the term "Indian giver"  (celebitchy.com) (130)
(WTOP) Weird Scientists have discovered that female trout have more in common with your mom than previously thought  (wtop.com) (7)
(RealClearPolitics) Obvious "Walmart moms" may be the key to Obama's re-election. **shudder**  (realclearpolitics.com) (94)


Thu November 03, 2011
(Some Guy) Amusing What happens when parents tell their kids that mommy and daddy ate all of their halloween candy? HILARITY, that's what (video goodness)   (ohnotheydidnt.livejournal.com) (56)


Wed November 02, 2011
(The New Republic) Fail Can you feel it? It's almost here. We're all about to get swept up in it. Here it is, at any moment...it's the Newtmentum  (tnr.com) (66)
(Entertainment Weekly) Spiffy Top 12 movie moments from Pixar. Try not to cry like a biatch at some of these, okay? (spoilers)  (ew.com) (153)
(Buzzfeed) Amusing The 32 wittiest comebacks of all time. YOUR MOM HAD A WITTY COMEBACK  (buzzfeed.com) (253)
(Yahoo) Weird Kelly Osbourne's most embarrassing moment was discovering her fiance was cheating with a tranny. To be fair, you can understand his confusion  (uk.omg.yahoo.com) (70)


Tue November 01, 2011
(Some Guy) Followup Photographer doing a mom/newborn baby shoot asks the father to join in a couple of shots on a whim. Four days later, he returned to Afghanistan and was killed with twelve others by a suicide bomber. Here is that last photo with his baby girl  (erikhornung.com) (177)


Mon October 31, 2011
(SacBee) Dumbass If you manage to sneak past the cops and firemen who respond to the burglar alarm you just set off, it might be a wise choice not to decide at that moment to play with the lights and sirens on the pretty fire truck  (blogs.sacbee.com) (24)


Sun October 30, 2011
(Chicago Sun-Times) Spiffy I like my beer like I like your mom: Old and desperate for attention  (suntimes.com) (61)


Sat October 29, 2011
(Yahoo) Cool Can Wisconsin bounce back? Can Michigan State keep up the momentum? Is Kansas State for real? And will Stanford's SOS finally be higher than Boise's? It's your college football discussion thread  (rivals.yahoo.com) (1544)


Fri October 28, 2011
(Deseret News) Cool Utah's first dental class begins. This is a crowning moment  (deseretnews.com) (9)


Wed October 26, 2011
(LA Times) Cool Giant amoeba found living in dark wet trench that surprisingly wasn't your mom's  (latimesblogs.latimes.com) (43)
(Fox News) Amusing Fark: Female driver drives her car into her neighbor's yard. Double Fark: Gets stuck and calls 911. Ultra Fark: She's five and tells the cops to hurry up 'cuz her mom will be "pissed" at her  (video.foxnews.com) (49)
(Reuters) Misc Do you have two moms? How about two dads? Enjoy being poor  (reuters.com) (143)


Tue October 25, 2011
(Orlando Sentinel) Florida "Mom left kids in car to steal." Hey, thanks. Free kids  (orlandosentinel.com) (24)


Mon October 24, 2011
(Jezebel) Fail That awkward moment when you co-write a book with your friend, then stop being friends with her, then have to appear together on live farking television to promote it (w/ awkward-as-hell video)  (jezebel.com) (33)
(NPR) Sad A moment of respectful silence for Pfizer, please, whose patent on Lipitor is about to expire  (npr.org) (139)
(Yahoo) Sad If you need to replace your Mom's cracked crystal egg, you better hurry. 100-year-old Steuben Glass is going out of business  (news.yahoo.com) (56)


Sun October 23, 2011
(ABC27) Asinine "If these two should not marry, speak now or forever hold your peace." "I Object" "That's it you are getting thrown out of my wedding, mom"  (abc27.com) (159)
(The Register) Cool "Reg hacks confront really wide Oz load terror." Really britain, really? I thought you spoke English over there. WHAT THE FARK AM I READING???? *clicks* Oh, your mom is on the move again  (theregister.co.uk) (19)


Sat October 22, 2011
(Fox News) Unlikely In case you didn't already have a reason to hate Ashton Kutcher, there's a chance he may the father of January Jones' baby  (foxnews.com) (42)


Fri October 21, 2011
(WXII) Strange Daughter to undergo transplant of Mom's uterus, leading to significant womb for speculation  (wxii12.com) (74)


Thu October 20, 2011
(io9) Amusing In case you missed them, and you probably did, here are the best moments from the Scream Awards  (io9.com) (13)


Wed October 19, 2011
(WESH Orlando) Florida "My Mom isn't a very smart alcoholic" - Wait... you mean alcohol makes people not smart?  (wesh.com) (41)


Tue October 18, 2011
(Lifehacker) Hero Man invents cone-shaped pizza for those rare times you have to leave your mom's basement, at least you can still eat pizza  (lifehacker.com) (62)
(ABC) Misc Mother of missing baby has nothing to hide...according to lawyer who must know she already did the hiding  (abcnews.go.com) (78)


Sun October 16, 2011
(News-Journal) Florida Difference between cleaning the dishes & cleaning your gun: if you screw up while cleaning the dishes it's unlikely your mom's going to the hospital  (news-journalonline.com) (45)
(Daily Mail) Obvious Your mom needs a beer  (dailymail.co.uk) (37)


Sat October 15, 2011
(Houston Chronicle) Unlikely GOP Presidential candidate Rick Perry's son is unemployed. And it's all Obama's fault, according to his mom  (blog.chron.com) (199)

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