Drew Curtis' FARK.com -- links tagged 'mom'

Headlines matching 'mom'

Thu April 11, 2013

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		Like your mom, Microsoft working on 7-incher source: socialreader.com \| share:	(14)

Wed April 10, 2013

Florida man, misses his mom, steals $75,000 worth of soup

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Tue April 09, 2013

		For a refreshing change, a mom posts a list of 10 things about which non-breeders need to ESS. TEE. EFF. YOO. (Update: Turns out the author is a dad) source: pajiba.com \| share:	(420)

		Teen Mom's mom doubts her daughter filmed a porn video with James Deen. Claims her daughter who gave birth at 16 "was not brought up that way. We have religious beliefs" source: tmz.com \| share:	(73)

Mon April 08, 2013

Replace any word or phrase in a well-known literary passage with the phrase "your mom." Example: "Theirs not to reason why, theirs but to do your mom." Voting enabled

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Sun April 07, 2013

Mom & Dad getting to see you hit the game-tying homer in the bottom of the 9th is pretty nice. When your brother follows up one out later with the walk-off game winner, that's really something special

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Sat April 06, 2013

He's seven. His mom has Lou Gehrig's Disease. He thought up a fundraiser for her, and his aunt and several volunteers are making it happen. The dust is strong with this one

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Fri April 05, 2013

		We're a little more than a month away from Mother's Day, so let's take a moment to be inspired by some notable single mothers: Sandra Bullock, of course, everyone loves her. Halle Berry, Kate Winslet, can't forget them. Oh, and Michelle Obama source: telegraph.co.uk \| share:	(92)

		RIP filmmaker Jésus Franco, who gave us memorable moments like "scimitar-wielding lesbians duking it out on a hilltop, a sadomasochistic orgy in a brothel or a coven of elderly witches massaging their nipples with a crucifix" source: guardian.co.uk \| share:	(34)

Thu April 04, 2013

(Some Guy)

Ugly-ass baby river otter gets a none-too-gentle swimming lesson from Mom

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Tue April 02, 2013

		Inexperienced kayaker calls 911 to help stranded friend. 911 dispatcher calls her own mom to the rescue source: news.yahoo.com \| share:	(34)
		Let this be a lesson to all five-month-old babies: if you're just going to lay there and be an accomplice to your mom jumping subway fare, you WILL end up with a face full of pepper spray source: opposingviews.com \| share:	(88)

Sun March 31, 2013

Princeton alumna tells college women that they should concentrate on their degree and that men will respect them for their minds. Just kidding, she tells them that they should act stupid, look pretty and focus on getting a Mrs. degree

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Fri March 29, 2013

Baby gorilla has ten humans playing surrogate mom for her, with off the scale cuteness pics. Bonus: surrogates have gorilla chest vests

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Thu March 28, 2013

		It turns out Pelosi's daughter is just as scheming and deceitful as dear old mom source: politico.com \| share:	(141)
		Ali Larter fills out a pair of mom jeans very, very well source: popoholic.com \| share:	(70)
		The twelve most ridiculously embarrassing moments in Doctor Who's long history source: io9.com \| share:	(146)

Wed March 27, 2013

		To her credit she did use the "Delicate" cycle. (Bonus: meth mouth mugshot) source: 9wsyr.com \| share:	(36)
		Great Moments In Spring Break History: #6 - When brain freeze chugging contests go wrong (language Not safe for work) source: youtube.com \| share:	(30)

Tue March 26, 2013

Woman detained at airport because she refused to swallow a mouthful of swimmers. Plans to fight using legal precedent of TSA v. Your Mom

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Mon March 25, 2013

		Obama's campaign chief reflects on the "white knuckle" moments of 2012 like when he worried that Mitt Romney wouldn't say something stupi- or when they were concerned Gingrich might-or, okay, they knew the whole thing was a lock since Iowa source: abcnews.go.com \| share:	(112)
		Unable to wait until Caturday Zuul is found hiding in the wall moments before the wrecking ball destroyed his home that a plane crashed into 6 days ago source: dailymail.co.uk \| share:	(81)

Sun March 24, 2013

		Man gets busted for DUI, calls mom to bail him out. She shows up drunk and gets busted for DUI as well source: thestar.com \| share:	(23)
		After seven years of planning, Tilda Swindon surprises MOMA visitors by showing them her box source: gothamist.com \| share:	(43)

Sat March 23, 2013

A 7-foot alligator breaks through a school fence, and rather than wait for a trapper, one mother decided to wrestle it to the ground in order to protect the children

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Thu March 21, 2013

		Octomom investigated for welfare fraud for collecting aid while making more than maximum welfare limit of $119,000. In other news, you can make $118,000 and be on welfare source: omg.yahoo.com \| share:	(83)
		Old and busted: Biological mom and biological dad. New hotness: Having three biological parents. Here comes the mitochondrial science source: guardian.co.uk \| share:	(16)

Wed March 20, 2013

		Photoshop this photographic moment source: media2.s-nbcnews.com \| share:	(24)
		In a rare moment of bi-partisan consensus, almost all Senators on both sides of the aisle in the US Senate have come to the same conclusion: freshman Senator Ted Cruz (R-TX) is a huge dick source: theatlanticwire.com \| share:	(270)
		50 great "Doctor-ish" moments from 50 years of Doctor Who? Why bother making the list if you're not going to include the Sixth Doctor's first line after regenerating on the list? source: io9.com \| share:	(15)

Tue March 19, 2013

♫Well, I was drunk the day my Mom got outta prison.♫ And I went to pick her up in the rain. But, before I could get to the station in my pickup truck I got runned over by a damned old eighteen wheeler when I ran a stoplight.♫

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Mon March 18, 2013

		Michael Jackson's family files a $40 billion lawsuit charging negligence, $50 million for naming a kid Blanket source: tmz.com \| share:	(32)
		Vera Farmiga as Norman Bates' mom makes all those 'Psycho' issues much more understandable source: nydailynews.com \| share:	(28)

Sun March 17, 2013

		The 50 Crappiest moments in WrestleMania history. Plastered Burt Reynolds not included source: wrestlecrap.com \| share:	(43)
		32 great unscripted moments in cinema history source: screenrant.com \| share:	(148)
		Aston Villa take on QPR in a relegation critical match whilst MUFC will win at a canter against Reading and Everton seek to regain momentum against Man City - it's your weekend EPL thread source: guardian.co.uk \| share:	(174)

Sat March 16, 2013

		Mr. Rogers was the greatest American ever and here are five moments that prove it, because he always made it a beautiful day in the neighborhood source: cracked.com \| share:	(91)
		All hell breaks loose when an overprotective helicopter mom spots a cleaning crew employee in the parking lot of her children's school and automatically assumes he's an armed lunatic hellbent on snuffing the life out of every student source: khou.com \| share:	(290)

Thu March 14, 2013

Could the successful Veronica Mars Kickstarter appeal be a watershed moment for niche movie funding? And could this be the path to The X-Files 3 and Dredd 2?

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Tue March 12, 2013

The definition of rock bottom is the moment you realize the lady who huffs rats on TLC has a husband and you don't

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Mon March 11, 2013

		Scary: Depressed 13-year-old boy cuts himself. Scarier: Posts on Instagram that he is going to kill himself on his birthday. Better: His mom finds out and asks for letters of support on facebook. BEST: He has received thousands and is doing better source: dailymail.co.uk \| share:	(235)
		Best-selling author of "What to Expect When You're Expecting" worries she would go insane if she tried to be a new mother today, what with millions of potential baby activities and overly competitive Internet moms overloading her mind source: dailymail.co.uk \| share:	(92)
		James Franco brings mini James Franco to his star at the Hollywood Walk of Fame. (Bonus: Photo of James Franco and mini James Franco cuddling together on top of the star.) source: huffingtonpost.com \| share:	(30)

Sat March 09, 2013

		The giant salamander devours its food with the second-most-intense suction in the animal kingdom behind only your mom source: news.sciencemag.org \| share:	(10)
		Is ten inches of snow in Flagstaff a sure sign of global warming? Will the pot dispensaries still be open in Denver in a blizzard? Will the Plains get all wet like your Mom? It's your official Winter Storm Triton discussion thread (w/radar of storm) source: weather.com \| share:	(93)

Fri March 08, 2013

		Daughter is tired of seeing her mother date so many losers, sets up Facebook account to help her find a man. I don't think she's thought her cunning plan all the way through source: dailymail.co.uk \| share:	(80)
		Moms share postpartum daymares. I believe they're called "infants" source: cnn.com \| share:	(37)
		Rule No.1524314 for disciplining your son: Don't use a stun gun source: nydailynews.com \| share:	(48)
		Good idea: Farking 26-year-old. Questionable idea: When you're 15. Bad idea: She's your stepmom source: usatoday.com \| share:	(74)
		Kraft Mac & Cheese can give you cancer thanks to yellow dye, here comes the soccer mom science source: blogs.laweekly.com \| share:	(144)

Wed March 06, 2013

Bill O'Reilly has another "Fark it, we'll do it live" moment

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Tue March 05, 2013

		How SportsCenter has devolved into most idiotic show on ESPN. "Every single half-court shot taken by a tenth grader is national news ... that moment of joy gets put through the ESPN meatgrinder and comes out fodder for debate" source: sportsmediawatch.com \| share:	(172)
		55 things that are definitely bigger than Texas. Your Mom strangely fails to make list source: buzzfeed.com \| share:	(11)

Sun March 03, 2013

Diana Damrau as the Queen of Night from Mozart's "The Magic Flute". She does things with her throat that not even your mom could do

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Fri March 01, 2013

Once again, Octomom redefines "hitting rock bottom"

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Thu February 28, 2013

		The 50 Most Traumatizing Moments from Kids' Movies. Prepare to have decades worth of therapy undone source: collegehumor.com \| share:	(76)
		Heather has two mommies. And one of them has a machete source: nj.com \| share:	(95)
		Pope Benedict has his "fark you, fark you, fark you, fark you, you're cool, fark you, I'm out" moment with the College of Cardinals source: theglobeandmail.com \| share:	(74)
		Ke$ha can't keep her clam shut about her new songwriting partner source: huffingtonpost.com \| share:	(62)

Wed February 27, 2013

		Fascinating article about the search for a serial killer written by a stay-at-home mom who also just happens to be comedian's Patton Oswalt's wife source: lamag.com \| share:	(98)
		Hey, don't worry kid. Maybe the coaches stopped paying attention the moment you crossed the 40 yard line and didn't see that faceplant source: sports.yahoo.com \| share:	(19)
		The case against the Tanning Mom is dead after the grand jury says there is not enough evidence to indict her for child endangerment. In other news: children can magically turn orange source: tmz.com \| share:	(40)

Mon February 25, 2013

		Bronx newborn hasn't slept through the night since she was born 18 months ago. Also meet her mom and dad, probably the world's strongest parents source: nydailynews.com \| share:	(178)
		That awkward moment when you realize the monkey has better abs than you source: clipnation.com \| share:	(19)

Sun February 24, 2013

		Tan Mom, banned from every tanning salon in her home state of New Jersey, plans to beat ban by moving to London (w/pics) source: thesun.co.uk \| share:	(185)
		A moment of silence please; delightfully hot and piquant, with a touch of vinegar, silence source: abcnews.go.com \| share:	(56)
		The media is hounding you with questions moments after you've been arrested for trying to burn down your estranged wife's home. The correct response is: A) 'No comment.' B) 'Speak to my lawyer.' C) 'She deserved it' source: azfamily.com \| share:	(29)
		Britain's thriftiest MILF beats recession by recycling tea bags three times, stealing toilet paper from public bathrooms and making her kids watch telly in the dark (w/pic) source: dailystar.co.uk \| share:	(137)

Sat February 23, 2013

		A mom who abandoned her teenage sons to start a new life is shocked that they wanted nothing to do with her years later when she was facing life-threatening surgery source: thesun.co.uk \| share:	(143)
		Michelle Obama does the "mom dance" with Jimmy Fallon (in drag) to encourage parents to exercise, discourage kids from ever wanting to be seen in public with their parents again source: politico.com \| share:	(60)
		Ohio mom claims there's nothing wrong with using duct tape to make her son look like Robocop source: news.com.au \| share:	(43)

Fri February 22, 2013

		Sausage recall affects 11 states, D.C., your mom source: abcnews.go.com \| share:	(54)
		Great moment in American history: Lincoln tells Americans civil war is over, way forward is by reconciliation. Not so great moment in American history: McCain tells Aurora victim's mother she can forget about assault weapons ban to pass. Crowd cheers source: livewire.talkingpointsmemo.com \| share:	(586)

Thu February 21, 2013

		The thirty greatest rock & roll movie moments of all time source: rollingstone.com \| share:	(145)
		When fleeing the police raid on your meth lab, remember to take your: (a) key (b) wallet (c) kids source: 610wiod.com \| share:	(23)
		Striker scores goal moments after goalkeeper faints and drops ball. When confronted about his lack of sportsmanship, striker comments that "football is for the living," which is fitting because he probably won't be playing football soon source: sports.yahoo.com \| share:	(44)

Wed February 20, 2013

Three-year-old saves family from fire, waking slumbering parents by going to their room and saying "Mommy, my bed's on fire." Then, during interview, he announces: "Let me go, I want to go run over there and spit"

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Tue February 19, 2013

		Tupac's mom is running out of money source: huffingtonpost.com \| share:	(57)
		Octomom checks into rehab. So here's several pictures of her half-naked source: examiner.com \| share:	(94)

Mon February 18, 2013

The ten best moments from this past weekend's Doctor Who convention, Gallifrey One

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Sun February 17, 2013

		Not sure how someone winds up with the name "Jetta Disco," but she's made the best of it by winding up as a spokeswoman for the Coast Guard, resulting in "wait, what did I just read?" moments in articles source: nj.com \| share:	(113)
		13-year-old boy's postcard mailed in 1967 finally reaches his mom. Well, how fast did you expect it to arrive for just 4 cents? source: newson6.com \| share:	(34)
		Obama deserves credit for cracking down on Obamaphone abuse, says the New York Post, having another one of their what-the-fark-is-Rupert-up-to moments source: nypost.com \| share:	(62)

Sat February 16, 2013

		Jessica Alba had a "fantasy moment" but don't worry. It didn't involve you source: omg.yahoo.com \| share:	(24)
		It's just not a school assembly until your smokin' hot mom gets on stage and starts stripping. With mug shot source: news10.com \| share:	(109)

Fri February 15, 2013

SEC plays ketchup on trades made before the Heinz takeover. They will work quickly before getting all mustard out. I relish these moments

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Thu February 14, 2013

		The most awkward movie kisses: Highlights include Garth Algar, Marty McFly macking on his own mom, Lloyd Christmas' full face kiss, "Fredo, I know it was you," and GET YOUR LIPS OFF ME, YOU DAMNED DIRTY APE source: thedailybeast.com \| share:	(16)
		Iceland has decided that teens need to go back to using their mom's old lingerie catalogs source: dailymail.co.uk \| share:	(90)

Wed February 13, 2013

		The moment the Today Show took the fun out of Harlem Shake videos forever source: 961kiss.com \| share:	(31)
		Two teens with extremely poor eyesight have sex with 35-year-old mom posing as 15-year-old girl. Bonus: Mom met with one kid's parents source: azcentral.com \| share:	(120)
		'Ugliest Woman in the World' returns to her birthplace in Mexico for burial more than 150 years after her death. Insert 'Your Mom' joke here source: dailymail.co.uk \| share:	(59)

Tue February 12, 2013

		Ahmadinejad to be shot into outer space, Teen Mom's uterus already in syndication, and Pau Gasol to miss six weeks of trade rumors: some of Fark's favorite headlines of the week for 2/3 - 2/9 source: fark.com \| share:	(11)
		You may be with the wrong girl if you have to fap alone in the shower. Especially if she then kicks in the shower door, catches you, smashes the TV, and attacks your mom to keep her from calling the cops source: warwickdailynews.com.au \| share:	(155)

Sun February 10, 2013

		Seven most awkward Grammy moments to get you ready for tonight's show, and hoping we'll have new additions by the end of the night source: forbes.com \| share:	(22)
		Mother doesn't understand why everyone is making such a big fuss over the fact that she brought her four-month-old baby with her to a rave because she had headphones for him source: thesun.co.uk \| share:	(68)
		Ob/gyn complains about unnamed patient's lack of punctuality on-line. To the mommy warriors, that's evidence that she's unfit to be a doctor source: news.cnet.com \| share:	(73)

Sat February 09, 2013

"Black men [in LA] should avoid even the most banal confrontations with the police...make sure you cooperate with the police; now is not the right time to wear a hoodie," this is not a repeat from every other moment in the history of LA

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Fri February 08, 2013

		Today's "WTF Japan?" moment comes courtesy of an upcoming console game and its very special controller source: kotaku.com \| share:	(112)
		Cute mom passes out drunk at friend's house, leaves infant and toddler home alone, then makes brilliant observation about her life source: wpbf.com \| share:	(188)
		"Teen Mom" Leah has her third child at age 20. Apparently her uterus is already in syndication source: huffingtonpost.com \| share:	(41)

Thu February 07, 2013

		Meh: Boy graduates from high school. Get the tissues: his mother has cancer. Cue Sarah McLachlan, puppies and kitties: special ceremony held in her hospital room the day before she died source: gma.yahoo.com \| share:	(41)
		Feeling blue? Can't seem to get off the couch in your Mom's basement? Well suck it up big boy, poor people in Hong Kong are living in cages ..... yes cages source: hosted.ap.org \| share:	(35)
		Not news: Woman passes drugs to inmate during prison visit. News: Drugs passed during open mouth kiss. Fark: Visitor is inmate's mom source: thesmokinggun.com \| share:	(30)

Wed February 06, 2013

Honey Boo Boo's mom says she has lost a lot of weight. With hot pics of how great she now looks

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Tue February 05, 2013

		We don't have a photo of one cabdriver striking another with a snow brush to go with this story, so instead we'll include a picture of a momma duck crossing a NYC street, surrounded by cabs, with her children source: nydailynews.com \| share:	(11)
		Hey, your mom's scale is ready source: bbc.co.uk \| share:	(29)

Mon February 04, 2013

		Mom, coping with loss of her infant son Jake, collects prom dresses to give to those who can't afford it, calling the project "Dresses for Jake's Dates" source: muskogeephoenix.com \| share:	(142)
		Fourteen movies, books, and other pop culture moments that were altered due to real-life historical events source: avclub.com \| share:	(27)
		"And here's baby Lydia taking her first steps.. YAYYY good girl. NO... BAD DOG, BAD DOG" source: big1059.com \| share:	(20)
		Not news: Borrowing your mom's BMW without her knowing to visit your dad. News: Slamming her BMW into a utility pole. FARK: You're only six years old source: wtae.com \| share:	(21)

Sun February 03, 2013

		Headline: "Climate change may shrink bat-moms range " Every person's brain who read this headline: nananana nananana nananana Bat-mom source: news.yahoo.com \| share:	(32)
(Some Really Jealous Guy)		89 basement bars that would make it OK to be still living in your mom's basement. For the rest of you farkers, you're still losers source: hgtvremodels.com \| share:	(52)

Sat February 02, 2013

		You know that awkward moment when you are a judge and have to find a way to dismiss your own traffic charges? source: pennlive.com \| share:	(20)
		What's worse than inadvertently finding a porn flick featuring your mom? How about inadvertently walking in while it's being filmed? source: zimdiaspora.com \| share:	(73)

Fri February 01, 2013

Back in the day we used to use "modems" to get "on-line". It used to take all night to download a single pixelated picture of your mom. Here is an illustrated explanation of the funny sounds these modems made

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Thu January 31, 2013

Mom buys five frozen pizzas, learns they contain trans fats, sues California Pizza Kitchen for $5 million

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Wed January 30, 2013

Mother and boyfriend have a special place in their hearts for mom's 8-year-old disabled daughter when they go to the movies. And by "special place", Subby means a wooden cage

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Tue January 29, 2013

		Two moms charged with contributing to the delinquency of a minor just for bringing their children to work with them. So what if their careers are in shoplifting? source: wsbtv.com \| share:	(16)
		That moment you realize your Chinese food takeout box is a Transformer source: foodbeast.com \| share:	(91)

Mon January 28, 2013

Early entry for 'mother of the year' as mom holds down 3-year-old screaming toddler son for a tattoo

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Fri January 25, 2013

Chemists create new material that rapidly stiffens when pressed, pulled and stretched. They say it should have many practical applications, mostly involving your mom

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Thu January 24, 2013

		Dukie Vitale explains why he melted down during 27-point beatdown of his boys by Miami. "In the end, Duke will use this loss as a teaching moment. Thursday's practice should be pretty intense, my friends" source: espn.go.com \| share:	(40)
		Hi, I am Colin Kaepernick's biological mom and I gave him up for adoption at six weeks. I would really like to see him and talk to him just because I never stopped thinking of him. This has NOTHING to do with the fact that he is famous now source: dailymail.co.uk \| share:	(97)

Wed January 23, 2013

		Oklahoma congressman knows who is responsible for all these shootings: welfare moms frauding the gubmint source: wonkette.com \| share:	(82)
		All that's missing is mom driving the Zamboni source: liveleak.com \| share:	(17)

Tue January 22, 2013

		Helicopter parenting in the age of school shootings: hiring a deputy to patrol your child's school source: wesh.com \| share:	(96)
		Hey Mom you just returned from a Disney Dream cruise what are you gonna do now? Get arrested on for stealing a pack of cigarettes 22-years ago source: dailymail.co.uk \| share:	(235)
		The DOD would like to reassure you that the thousands of drones they are planning on hiding in the ocean so they can emerge at a moment's notice and deploy anywhere in the world, are strictly non-lethal ones-for now , anyway source: news.yahoo.com \| share:	(37)
		Celebrating awkward moments of President Joe Biden, 'America's happy warrior' source: seattlepi.com \| share:	(29)

Sun January 20, 2013

		10 inaugural moments that mattered. The other 33 presidents didn't do crap, apparently source: cnn.com \| share:	(39)
		Octomom's life starts to imitate the Euro - no matter how many rescue packages you try, it won't stop the inevitable source: huffingtonpost.com \| share:	(47)
		He won't be back with box office numbers like these source: hollywoodreporter.com \| share:	(87)
		Sometimes, your shopping mall experience can be made a little brighter... if you're lucky enough to have the Metallica Playing Mall Harp Player amongst you. Skip to around 5 minutes for the WTF moment source: youtube.com \| share:	(25)

Sat January 19, 2013

Photoshop this touching moment

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Fri January 18, 2013

In a moment of incredible rationality and clarity, Ray Comfort blames Sandy Hook shooting on "British Redcoats" Dawkins and Hitchens. The derp starts at 3:12

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Thu January 17, 2013

		Richard Roeper on Broken City: "It's pretty trashy and sometimes stupid. But there was never a moment when I wasn't entertained on one level or another" source: rogerebert.suntimes.com \| share:	(27)
		We can all agree that the debate over gun control in the USA is getting a bit heated at the moment. Clearly, what it needs is a giant bucket of gasoline source: truth-out.org \| share:	(370)
		The Wall Street Journal explains how Obama's tax increases will hurt a typical single mom with a salary of $225K and investment income of $35K source: esquire.com \| share:	(272)

Wed January 16, 2013

		After getting a boob job and picking up a heroin addiction, star of MTV's Teen Mom is ready for a second child. And people thought giving these people a reality show was a bad idea source: dailymail.co.uk \| share:	(42)
		Hipster dad magazine "Kindling" hopes to convince male subscribers to apply their expertise in urban crop cultivation and fuzz-guitar appreciation to child-rearing, watching Mr. Mom ironically source: thelmagazine.com \| share:	(37)

Tue January 15, 2013

		A gallon of butter, one pound of sugar and 12 cans of cranberry sauce: Yep, the article is about Honey Boo Boo's mom source: dailymail.co.uk \| share:	(47)
		Is Denver Broncos OC Mike McCoy a traitorous scumbag that wants to force you watch him bang your mom while pouring sugar in your gas tank? You decide source: denverpost.com \| share:	(29)
		Don't you hate it when you take your 4-year-old daughter to the dentist for some routine work and she comes out with every tooth capped and she looks like 'Jaws' from the James Bond movies? Yeah, me too source: azfamily.com \| share:	(81)

Mon January 14, 2013

		Armed landlord breaks into tenants' home, threatens family for killing his cat, making his mom sick, keeping him a virgin source: www2.tbo.com \| share:	(67)
		The eleven best moments from The Golden Globes source: buzzfeed.com \| share:	(48)

Sun January 13, 2013

Forty-two moments from The Maury Povich Show that cement its status as the greatest trainwreck of all time

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Sat January 12, 2013

A 3-year-old boy who will be allowed to eat ice cream for breakfast for the rest of his life saves his mom from a fire

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Fri January 11, 2013

The most awkward interview moments in sports (list has a surprising lack of Mike Tyson)

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Wed January 09, 2013

		Here Comes Honey Boo Boo holiday special draws series record of 3.1 million viewers. "Mama June may not have conquered her fear of mayonnaise, but she and her family dominated the primetime cable space" source: tvbythenumbers.zap2it.com \| share:	(59)
		Fresh off her Musbergerish moment in the sun, A.J. McCarron's smoking hot girlfriend breaking into acting, being considered as a judge for Miss USA pageant source: thehollywoodgossip.com \| share:	(61)

Tue January 08, 2013

		Super-massive black hole has an Al Roker moment source: news.yahoo.com \| share:	(34)
		World's Tallest Thermometer Goes On Sale. Butt cheeks around the world clench tight source: hot1079.com \| share:	(48)
		Honey Boo Boo's mom gets makeover to look like Marilyn Monroe, with predictable results. (pics) source: dailymail.co.uk \| share:	(141)

Mon January 07, 2013

		Scientists study unusual Hawaiian fish, reveal that your mom could probably climb a waterfall source: blogs.smithsonianmag.com \| share:	(12)
		Yo momma's so fat, even her kilograms have gained weight source: foxnews.com \| share:	(77)
		Obama supporters are having yet another "what the hell did we do?" moment source: washingtontimes.com \| share:	(473)
		From the people who brought you the tic-tac-toe playing chicken, comes the cow that's smart enough to save money source: dailymail.co.uk \| share:	(11)

Sun January 06, 2013

Octomom is back on welfare. She will get $1,800 a month for food, $1,000 for "emergencies," and dental and medical benefits all because she had to pay for rehab

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Sat January 05, 2013

		Hillary Clinton may have just had her "Don't you think she looks tired?" moment source: nytimes.com \| share:	(89)
		Courtney Cox to hold a "Naked Day," which might have been interesting about 15 years ago, but now might be like accidentally witnessing your mom changing her underwear source: nydailynews.com \| share:	(83)
		Motherhood, basic arithmetic challenging to Jessica Simpson source: showbizspy.com \| share:	(19)
		Five travel destinations in the US growing in popularity that you wouldn't expect. Your mom's bedroom topped out at #6 source: buzzfeed.com \| share:	(59)

Fri January 04, 2013

Joe Biden's friskiest moments from the Senate swearing in

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(24)

Thu January 03, 2013

		Teen girls drug their mom and dad's milkshakes with sleeping pills so that they can use the internet source: usatoday.com \| share:	(83)
		All grown up at age 22. Now it's time to be a man and rob a convenience store. Getaway plan? Call mom for a ride home source: sun-sentinel.com \| share:	(16)

Wed January 02, 2013

		My mom previews Tomb Raider, Dark Souls II, and other big games of 2013 source: venturebeat.com \| share:	(41)
		Mother gives her son an iPhone and a lesson in life source: abcnews.go.com \| share:	(180)
		Drunken indoor frisbee with Mom never ends well source: heraldonline.com \| share:	(27)

Mon December 31, 2012

		Just under the wire: contender for Mother of the Year award goes to mom who smoked meth with her freezing, nearly naked baby in the car with her...with BONUS "half-brother boyfriend" source: statesmanjournal.com \| share:	(129)
		Mom urges people to not engage in celebratory gunfire for New Year's. Calls for her deportation in 10, 9, 8 source: wesh.com \| share:	(141)

Sat December 29, 2012

Capturing the moment of a plane crash makes every Russian dashcam worthwhile

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(139)

Fri December 28, 2012

	The top 10 football moments of 2012. I still get chills from #1 source: soccernet.espn.go.com \| share:	(105)
(www.donotcall.gov)	Just a reminder, if you haven't registered with the National Do Not Call Registry, do so. Subby forgot and now is getting bombarded with spam phone calls and your mom's texts source: donotcall.gov \| share:	(20)
	How to have sex in any kind of car, without asking your mom source: jalopnik.com \| share:	(67)

Thu December 27, 2012

		Step 1: Call your mom a prostitute on the Internet. Step 2: Charge huge fees to remove the accusation. Step 3: Profit source: boingboing.net \| share:	(99)
		Dumb Criminal Files: Bringing 32 bags of weed to the courthouse where your mom is trying to get a restraining order against you source: slate.com \| share:	(32)

Wed December 26, 2012

		The weirdest of the weird news stories for 2012. Yes "The Octomom" is there, so is "Tanning Mom," and of course the testicle-munching fish source: huffingtonpost.com \| share:	(22)
		You know your mom and dad are classic helicopter parents if you need a court injunction to keep them from stalking you on campus source: azcentral.com \| share:	(93)

Tue December 25, 2012

Wisconsin man's tribute to his mother, Little Free Library, has been copied worldwide and has spread to at least 36 countries. Kinda like your mom, but with books

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(53)

Mon December 24, 2012

		Newest fake outrage: film critics take umbrage with "This Is 40" line about grandfather murdering his grandchildren, because Newtown: "You can't take a moment out of 3000 prints of a movie that is to open in one day" source: mediabistro.com \| share:	(41)
		From stellar to your mom, Wired's master list for 2012 of everything great and everything that sucks source: wired.com \| share:	(21)

Sun December 23, 2012

Busybodies upset young boy fed at restaurant

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(249)

Sat December 22, 2012

		Stop in at the Yorktown Pub and meet Eva, Homegirl, Dirty Wayne, Bootsie, Little Phil, Crazy Mom and others of the feral cat colony that the pub staff cares for. (raises glass) Cheers, it's time for Caturday source: wydaily.com \| share:	(1152)
		It just wouldn't be Christmas without a surprise visit by a soldier to his mom. Yeah, you'll definitely need a lot of tissues source: liveleak.com \| share:	(27)

Fri December 21, 2012

		Mommy, why is my burger wiggling? source: foxnews.com \| share:	(110)
		OM NOM NOM MOM (w/mugshot) source: philly.com \| share:	(73)

Thu December 20, 2012

	"Guns are not the problem...mental illness is the problem," says mom who keeps a gun because she lives in fear for her life from her mentally ill son source: woodtv.com \| share:	(194)
(Co-Creator Guy)	12 years ago my mom refused to buy me a Tamagotchi. I have now spent years of my life and my savings on making a pet app for iPhone. Thoughts? source: hatchpet.com \| share:	(23)
	New genetic test now makes it possible to track your cat's ma and paw source: mnn.com \| share:	(11)

Wed December 19, 2012

		Will Cena call out the troops to put down the Shield's insurrection? Can we see the moment Orton's wrist does a Sid Vicious? How many fWc FArkers can handle four straight days of WWE? It's your Tribute to the Troops thread (9pm et on USA) source: pwtorch.com \| share:	(440)
		The ten most bizarre Christmas duets. Say what you will, but the Crosby/Bowie duet was a moment of genius source: entertainment.time.com \| share:	(78)
		Teen stopped for shoplifting gives cops her real name and fake birthday. Then her Mom interrupts with a fake name and a fake birthday. Then the girl gives another fake birthday and the fake name. Probably would have been easier just to buy everything source: patch.com \| share:	(134)
		It turns out the guy who cost an airline $120,000 because he got drunk and tried to have a smoke in the bathroom and got in a fight with the flight crew and was still too drunk to appear in court the next morning still lives with his mom source: couriermail.com.au \| share:	(54)
		Three months after he blew a high-profile call on Monday Night Football as a replacement ref, Lance Easley is still trying to move on. "Does one moment in your life really define who you are?" source: seattletimes.com \| share:	(127)

Tue December 18, 2012

		In light of last night's scintillating Sanchezzery, this New York Post article on the most embarrassing moments in Jets history will have to be updated source: nypost.com \| share:	(39)
		Then there was an earth shattering ka-boom, and mom had to go home source: liveleak.com \| share:	(21)

Sun December 16, 2012

		538.com guru Nate Silver crunches Sagarin ratings, concludes seven breakaway Big East basketball schools will be immediately competitive league. Big East Commissioner says his internal polls tell him conference has incredible momentum source: fivethirtyeight.blogs.nytimes.com \| share:	(30)
		You can now visit Belgium and spend the night in the world's largest colon. So can your Mom. Wait, how is that possible? source: koat.com \| share:	(48)

Sat December 15, 2012

	Need to get your mind off the events of the day? Have seven and a half minutes? Why yes, subby's mom is almost 80 and still knows what Hang Massive means. The jammin' starts at the 2:20 mark source: youtube.com \| share:	(18)
	The fifty most heartbreaking moments in film, and it's not a slideshow, but have the tissues handy source: buzzfeed.com \| share:	(197)
(Zibbet)	TF'ers mom makes cute kids clothes that are certified Made in Maine. She hopes to retire selling wares at craft fairs, the internet. Posted this here before; she was excited about 500 clicks on her page, sad she didn't sell anything. Power of Fark? source: zibbet.com \| share:	(36)

Thu December 13, 2012

Great Moments in Vetting: Intern for Sen. Bob Menendez (D-fuhggetaboutit) arrested and deported because he was an illegal alien-and a registered sex offender

source: washingtonpost.com | share:

(109)

Wed December 12, 2012

		Another late contender for Parent-of-the-Year: Mom will give birth to her 10th child while behind bars for having her 11-year-old daughter shoplift for her. Bonus quote from mom: "It's the best time to go to jail and get it done with" source: leaderpost.com \| share:	(79)
		IKEA monkey mom wants her monkey back source: cnn.com \| share:	(134)

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