| Source | Fark Headline | Comments | |
| Obama: It would be ironic if the healthcare debate and my cholesterol took me to the grave. Fox News: MOAR PLEASE (dailykos.com) | (155) | ||
| New $1 billion US Embassy in London to consist of a glass cube surrounded by a moat. Yes, a moat. w/ pic (timesonline.co.uk) | (255) |
| Waitresses wield swords and flare flames at diners, who have to get past a moat before sitting at their table in the dimly lit dining hall. Welcome to Taipei's ninja-themed restaurant. No word if burgers are served (reuters.com) | (33) |
| Author compiles 238 years' worth of New Yorkers doing what they do best: pissing and moaning, bellyaching, complaining, kvetching, biatching and writing whiny letters to the mayor (cityroom.blogs.nytimes.com) | (29) |
| (Some Guy) | Cheetahs don't like water, but if they see a hole in the fence across their moat GET IN THE CAR! (belfasttelegraph.co.uk) | (83) |
| Jason Momoa of 'Baywatch' and 'Stargate Atlantis' fame will star in Conan that Barbarian remake. To keep with the times, Thulsa Doom will be played by Jay Leno (variety.com) | (69) |
| Sportswriter who's made a career writing about the private lives of athletes bemoans sportswriters writing about the private lives of atheletes (freep.com) | (32) |