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50 headlines found matching 'millennia'
Mon May 30, 2016
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Company is banking that millennials with cash to spare will willingly ingest charcoal
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Churches, desperate for young people to return to religion, come up with "Bible Emoji: Scripture 4 Millennials." That oughta pack the ol' pews. XD
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Sun May 29, 2016
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Bernie Sanders gets Dick Van Dyke to support him; the first time the actor has tossed his hat in the political ring since Eugene McCarthy in '68. Millennials and Bernie Bros thought a Dick Van Dyke was a pubic hairstyle or slang for Dutch transgender
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Millennials who live at home are victims of "false stereotypes," claims millennial who lives at home
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Thu May 26, 2016
(New Scientist)
 
 
 
Sea sponge the size of a minivan discovered in the Papahānaumokuākea Marine National Monument, may be oldest living animal on earth. Not old enough to learn how to say Papahānaumokuākea 5 times fast, however
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Tue May 17, 2016
(Gawker)
 
 
 
Corporate America can't get enough stupid advice about millennials. At least cocaine was cheaper and had some material benefits
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Sat May 07, 2016
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
I'm not saying the world is on the brink of being told aliens exist by NASA, but the world is on the brink of being told aliens exist by NASA
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Thu May 05, 2016
(Some Food Guy)
 
 
 
Anthony Bourdain cites Yelp reviews as example of how millennials sift through mountains of web data to find good stuff and make decisions. "You can just scan through that and say, 'Crackpot, crackpot, masturbator, crackpot, oh that's interesting'"
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Wed May 04, 2016
(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Hispanics will outspend Millennials by 2020, though there will be a lot of essays saying otherwise
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Mon May 02, 2016
(Politico)
 
 
 
Hey Millennials, whenever some moron tells you that your entire generation is nothing but a bunch of freeloading asshats who have never worked a day in their life, kindly redirect them to the Senate
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Thu April 28, 2016
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Simply: Baby boomers should shut the hell up about millennials
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(Fox11 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Millennials going door to door for grass
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Wed April 27, 2016
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Try this natural herb to boost memory when trying that other natural herb that doesn't
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Mon April 25, 2016
(Mercury News)
 
 
 
Most millennials lack the money for a down payment on a starter house. Which doesn't really matter since they also don't have enough money to make a mortgage payment, buy any furniture or pay for utilities
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Fri April 22, 2016
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Aging Boomer blames Millennials for all the problems they inherited from the Boomers
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Tue April 19, 2016
(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
How does Bernie Sanders raise all that money? Mostly by promising gullible Millennials he'll seed his political revolution with blackjack and hookers
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Tue April 12, 2016
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Business owner: Want work done? Don't hire a millennial. "It's hard to tell if they can't do the work or if they just simply don't want to"
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Wed April 06, 2016
(LiveJournal)
 
 
 
Photoshop a millennial's view of the corporate world
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Tue April 05, 2016
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Study finds millennials are more vulnerable to scams than any other age group, including seniors. In other news, anyone want to buy an artisanal, hand-crafted, eco-friendly, cruelty free bridge? You guys should like it, it's even in Brooklyn
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Sun April 03, 2016
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Dear Millennials: Your financial woes are not your parents' problem, society's problem and certainly not the government's problem. YOU are the reason you can't afford your lifestyle, and you are both the problem and the solution. Love, Someone Other Than an Old Fart
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Thu March 31, 2016
(Adweek)
 
 
 
America's first pro rugby league looks to attract millennials, will now to try include a joystick, touch screen and controller to the game
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(From the Grapevine)
 
 
 
The Millennials of today will never know the joy of Rainbow Brite cereal or He-Man action figures
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Wed March 30, 2016
(Vice)
 
 
 
Internet porn has made Millennials bad at sex
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Tue March 29, 2016
(NBC Sports)
 
 
 
Washington Nationals rebrand Budweiser beer terrace as "gathering place for millennials," which will actually be gathering place for white baby boomers in sneakers who unironically quaff Bud and Blue Moon, same as everywhere else in Nationals Park
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Sat March 26, 2016
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
From the Ministry of No Shiat Sherlock: Millennials like socialism until they get a job and have to pay for it
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(The Drum)
 
 
 
Millennials might whine that they hate online ads, but they make half of all their purchases based on them
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Wed March 23, 2016
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Senior citizens too busy chasing millennials off of their lawns to check if all the pills they're taking will kill them
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Millennials have the highest rates of anxiety of any previous generation. Mostly because of the prospect of trying to pay off $100,000 in college loans with the minimum wage job they'll get after graduation
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Tue March 15, 2016
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Millennials who have experienced socialism first hand are not Berning
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Mon March 14, 2016
(Mashable)
 
 
 
Millennials explain a contested convention: "Imagine trying to decide where to eat with 10 of your friends"
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Wed March 09, 2016
(The Big Story)
 
 
 
It turns out the hand-wringing over "Millennials" not buying cars was a bit overblown
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Tue March 08, 2016
(Global News (Canada))
 
 
 
Finally, something that Millennials can brag about: Getting conned
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(Gawker)
 
 
 
Problem: There are so many millennials today, but they can't afford to stay in your company's nice hotels. Solution: Build shiattier motels-for millennials
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Fri March 04, 2016
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
With millennials earning no more than their cohorts did 30 years ago, study suggests they should indulge their retro tendencies, and get involved in changing public policy to permit "collective bargaining" and forming "unions"
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Thu March 03, 2016
(Kotaku)
 
 
 
Trump vs Bismarck and Alexander? Build the Great Wall of America? 100% Unhappiness? It's all included in this Civ mod
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Wed March 02, 2016
(KTAR Phoenix)
 
 
 
Marriott introduces a new chain of hotels called 'Moxy' that are marketed to millennials and come with rock-themed conference rooms, arcade games, and vinyl record players
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Sun February 28, 2016
(NYPost)
 
 
 
"Memo to Millennials: Corporate America doesn't want to have a 'dialogue' about your 'concerns.' Being an employee is not like being a college student. Your boss isn't there to give you a cuddle and establish a committee to change his ways for you"
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Fri February 26, 2016
(Slate)
 
 
 
Millennials read more than you, are more interested in learning, and are all around better people
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Millennials are more winey
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Wed February 24, 2016
(Newser)
 
 
 
Millennials are too lazy to eat cereal, and may God have mercy on our souls
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Mon February 22, 2016
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
You know all those experts who said Bernie's bernout was inevitable because that mythical wave of Millennial support he was depending on would never actually materialize? Well, the Millennials have spoken with one clear voice to say...ooh, selfie
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Mon February 15, 2016
(Vice)
 
 
 
"A British marketing company has just created a craft beer using data collected from thousands of tweets. We may have reached peak Millennial"
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(Breitbart.com)
 
 
 
New poll says that Millennials pick socialism over capitalism. Apparently it's hard to understand the workings of capitalism when you have never actually had a job that pays more than the minimum wage
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Leave it to the Millennials to start having weddings in funeral homes and funerals in regular homes
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Sat February 13, 2016
(LA Times)
 
 
 
With business slipping, Whole Foods plans to attract millennials by opening new stores with tattoo parlors and record shops
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Wed February 10, 2016
(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Police urge Millennials to make something called a "phone call" to 911 if they see an accident, instead of just posting photos to Facebook
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Mon February 08, 2016
(Daily Kos)
 
 
 
Millennials understand modern politics just fine, they've just moved on from the "f*ck you, I got mine" mentality that characterizes Boomers
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Fri February 05, 2016
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Why do Millennials love Bernie Sanders so much? I mean, besides the fact that he keeps promising them all the free stuff they want without working for it? Well, mainly because they're all misogynists
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(Press & Sun Bulletin)
 
 
 
Casinos worried that millennials aren't getting into traditional gambling like their parents and grandparents, so they're bringing in tattoo studios, mixed martial arts competitions and other offbeat attractions to attract a younger clientele
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Thu February 04, 2016
(LA Times)
 
 
 
"Millennial women are the most staunchly feminist group of voters in America. They want to see a woman in the White House. Just not necessarily this woman"
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