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87 headlines found matching 'milk'
Sun April 23, 2017
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(WBTV 3 Charlotte)
 
 
 
Campbell's soup ♪ Mmm, Mmm, Recalled ♪
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Thu April 20, 2017
(CNBC)
 
 
 
In today's edition of "What Country will President Trump Insult and Offend Today" the wheel of countries lands on Canada
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(Fusion)
 
 
 
America's Milk Lobby says that immigration raids on dairy farms have the potential to send milk prices skyrocketing from $3.31 to $8 per gallon . In other news, we apparently have a Milk Lobby in the US
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(11 Alive)
 
 
 
Unicorn blood and tears. Maybe some of your hopes and dreams. Also a metric asston of whipped cream
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Wed April 19, 2017
(CBC)
 
 
 
Trump targets Canada and its dairy industry. And then he wept, for there were no more worlds to conquer
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Mon April 17, 2017
(WXYZ Detroit)
 
 
 
Milk truck overturns on highway; cleaning crew of thousands of kitty cats rushed to scene
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Having totally stopped guns, knives and drugs, new lawsuit aims to ban hotdogs and processed meat from L.A. schools
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Sat April 15, 2017
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Yes, cows dig jazz
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Thu April 13, 2017
(Metro)
 
 
 
A solution to a problem no one knew existed
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Tue April 11, 2017
(Popsugar)
 
 
 
In a change from the latest slam fest on United, the real question remains: Should you keep your butter in the fridge or on the counter?
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Mon April 10, 2017
(Fox 31 Denver)
 
 
 
Mama giraffe has finally dropped her load
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Sun April 09, 2017
(Men's Health)
 
 
 
Cereal: it's not just for breakfast anymore. Snack Food Sunday wants to know your favorite after-breakfast cereal snack, and whether you eat it straight from the box or mix it up with other stuff
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Sat April 08, 2017
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
19 household items that you didn't realize had expiration dates. Maybe this is why they burned the bra
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Wed April 05, 2017
(LA Daily News)
 
 
 
Milk tanker overturns on L.A. freeway leaving 7 injured, thousands crying
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Mon April 03, 2017
(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Dear Ellie: My attractive wife farts too much
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Sun April 02, 2017
(Cleveland Plain Dealer)
 
 
 
Cleveland's Market Garden Brewery announces they are moving away from making beer and will soon be making milk instead
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Sat April 01, 2017
(Buddy the Elf)
 
 
 
At least it's not well done and smothered in ketchup
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Fri March 31, 2017
(Oddity Central)
 
 
 
Belgian cattle breeder treats his cows to four liters of beer a day
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(SacBee)
 
 
 
California legalizes weed, then raises cigarette tax $2. Man, it's like a conspiracy, man, because the corporations are like milking the, uh, milking...you got any Oreos, man?
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Thu March 30, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Betsy DeVos: School choice is like deciding whether or not to use Uber, Lyft, or a taxi when most people can barely afford to take the bus
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Wed March 29, 2017
(WCAX Vermont)
 
 
 
Farm challenges Nintendo to milking contest because their cow milking video game looked slow. And you thought the Paint drying game was a time waster
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(Globe and Mail)
 
 
 
In Canada, milk comes in bags. Here is the history of our bags, jugs and snippets
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Tue March 28, 2017
(CTV News)
 
 
 
You. Pretentious. TWATS
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Mon March 27, 2017
(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Meat crackdown leaves shortage in Uttar Pradesh. That's right, you're out of luck if you wanted Uttar meat crack
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Thu March 23, 2017
(C|Net)
 
 
 
Impossible Foods company intends to market a "veggie burger that bleeds". Next year, they will introduce carrots that scream
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Here is one menu item you should never order at McDonald's. Let's just say eat on the lighter side there
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Wed March 22, 2017
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Hooray for cheese: Scientists say eating it all day long won't kill you after all
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Tue March 21, 2017
(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
When you try to force a dairy to label its real milk as "imitation" milk, you might be a Florida
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Sat March 18, 2017
(The Detroit_News)
 
 
 
Ban on Irish butter sparks fight in butter-loving Wisconsin
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Indicating importance of hipsters to British economic output, UK economists add non-dairy milk, gin, and cycling helmets to inflation basket. "The once-parodied trappings of hipster subculture appear to have become increasingly mainstream"
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Tue March 14, 2017
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
The secret to making the perfect pie crust. Here's a hint: make cheesecake instead
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Thu March 09, 2017
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Fade in. Closeup of man biting tongue. Cut to woman spilling milk on shirt. Announcer: Tired of the hassle of eating a whole bowl of messy cereal, just to get to the sugar milk? Fade to wide shot of new Ben & Jerry's. Fade out
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Wed March 08, 2017
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Nest working on array of new smart home products including burglar alarms, door bells, Jehovah's Witness humiliator, anti bill collector laser, emergency fart vacuum, expired milk sniffer and poisonous spider detector
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Mon March 06, 2017
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Chocolate milk, chocolate butter, chocolate liquor, and now: chocolate water
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Sun March 05, 2017
(Mashable)
 
 
 
Forget anchovies, pineapples, ranch dressing and eating utensils. Milk dipping is now the worst food crime you can inflict on a pizza
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Sat March 04, 2017
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Are you arranging the food in your refrigerator correctly?
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Wed March 01, 2017
(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
Two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions in a car delivered to you because you can't fit through the door
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Tue February 28, 2017
(Rocketnews 24)
 
 
 
Dark and stretchy are not usual words to describe ice cream, unless it's Häagen-Dazs' new Japanese flavor
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Sun February 26, 2017
(Duluth News Tribune)
 
 
 
Expiration dates are just suggestions. "All I can say is this: It's about time the food industry started listening to my mom.... The Margaretometer is much better at gauging food freshness than any random date concocted by the brainiacs at Nabisco"
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(Vice)
 
 
 
40 years ago, Big Sugar research supposedly proved that American's diet needed to cut out the Fat instead of the Sugar. This worked out really well for Big Sugar and Wilford Brimley. Everyone else? Not so well
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Mon February 20, 2017
(Bangor Daily News)
 
 
 
Torn from the front page of the Bangor Daily News: Why this Belfast teen learned the fine art of inseminating dairy cows
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(AP)
 
 
 
Fark ready headline: "Cops warn of cows trying to sell dairy products after escape"
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Fri February 17, 2017
(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
The average consumer doesn't understand the difference between "sell by," "use by" and "best before," and that's causing tons of food waste
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Wed February 15, 2017
(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Search for mystery space signals in Milky Way with your mobile phone. Data rates may apply
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Tue February 14, 2017
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Pedro Hernandez found guilty of the 1979 murder of Etan Patz, one of the first missing children pictured on milk cartons
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Mon February 13, 2017
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Add drinking milk to the list of things that "alt-right" Nazi asshats are trying to ruin
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Sun February 12, 2017
(The Weather Channel)
 
 
 
Did you remember to buy milk and bread? How about booze? Do you get the day off from work or school? Are we all going to die? THIS is your OFFICIAL Winter Storm Orson discussion thread (LGT current radar and snow totals)
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Sat February 11, 2017
(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
My grandma went to Vietnam and all I got were these lousy raw chicken, pig, and cow meat, brains, hearts, heads, tongues, feet, and other body parts
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Fri February 10, 2017
(Mic)
 
 
 
All is not well with the world: It seems milk-chugging neo-Nazis have hijacked nutter Shia Labeouf's anti-Trump livestream
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Wed February 08, 2017
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Daycare worker: Hey, is it okay if I breastfeed your son? Mom: What the?? HELL NO! Daycare worker: *nuck* *nuck* *nuck* *nuck* *nuck* *nuck*
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Mon February 06, 2017
(Fox News)
 
 
 
17th-century shopping list discovered in UK attic. The note says to pick up some bread, milk and a dozen leeches to help ward off the plague
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Fri February 03, 2017
(CNBC)
 
 
 
GoDaddy CEO succinctly points out that Trump's H1B visa limitations will mean that all the Chinese and Indian students we educate will simply go back home and spill beer or gin or fermented yak milk or whatever they drink on their own servers
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(Bustle)
 
 
 
Would you like a little ice cream with your bourbon? Ben & Jerry's has got you covered
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Thu February 02, 2017
(NPR)
 
 
 
What hath globalization wrought? Somali immigrants in America, homesick for a taste of the old country, take advantage of unwanted feral camels in Australia, and sell them as burgers and kebabs in the states. Capitalism, ta-da
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Wed February 01, 2017
(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Eating ice cream for breakfast makes you smarter and more alert. SCIENCE
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Tue January 31, 2017
(Science Daily)
 
 
 
Always seems like you need a push to get involved in large groups? The Milky Way feels your pain
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
Cheese accused in pizza delivery theft
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Sun January 29, 2017
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
And a question that has stalked man through the generations: How many slices of cheese go into a properly made grilled cheese sandwich?
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Sat January 28, 2017
(Metro)
 
 
 
It's hard to imagine anything quenching a thirst quite like a tall glass of Oreo-flavored 7% Hornswoggler chocolate milk stout
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Fri January 27, 2017
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Restaurants in France will now be prosecuted if they offer free refills of soft drinks. Wine still okay
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Tue January 24, 2017
(Fox 19 Cincinnati)
 
 
 
"You know, I enjoy a beer now and then, but it just doesn't taste enough like ice cream to suit me"
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Mon January 23, 2017
(The Local)
 
 
 
Just in time for our brave new world, here are eight vulgar Spanish phrases (Not safe for work-ish)
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(Blastr)
 
 
 
An astrophysicist believes that our Milky Way galaxy is on a collision course with the Andromeda galaxy so EVERYBODY PANIC
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Sat January 21, 2017
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Vegemite is Australian again. In other news, another country at some point desired Vegemite for some damn reason
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Fri January 20, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
Cows miss their Skittles feeding after they fall off a truck and litter a highway in Wisconsin
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Thu January 19, 2017
(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
Here's a quick look at Liberals' shopping lists for today: Milk, bread, water, dehydrated food, guns, ammo, liquor, smokes, Faraday cages and unregistered vehicles. Gonna be a gooood weekend
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(The Local)
 
 
 
On the menu 5,300 years ago -- goat jerky. Mmmm, tasty
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Wed January 18, 2017
(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
On top of using it to cut your morning whiskey, you can also use your old coffee to make ice cream, freezer pops, or cheesecake
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Tue January 17, 2017
(Daily Voice)
 
 
 
Soup at Whole Foods recalled for mislabeling, which presumably caused it to be accidentally sold at normal prices
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Sun January 15, 2017
(CBC)
 
 
 
I are serious cow. This is serious milk
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Fri January 13, 2017
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Although Americans are drinking less milk, when it comes to cheeses they Edam up
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Thu January 12, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Milky Way contains as many as five stolen stars. Daily Mail blames black holes, brown dwarves and the Dutch
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Wed January 11, 2017
(Rocketnews 24)
 
 
 
Krispy Kreme Japan unveils "Sweet America" range of doughnuts dressed up with M&M's, Oreos, and Hershey's chocolates. Not all on the same doughnut, as Americans typically prefer
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(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
"Basically, goat yoga is yoga except instead of with no goats, goat yoga has goats." Goat
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Tue January 10, 2017
(CNBC)
 
 
 
What do they put in these things anyway? Sugar-enriched flour, partially hydrogenated vegetable oil, polysorbate 60, Yellow Dye No. 5, and salmonella. Just everything a growing boy needs
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Oreo flavored Cadbury's creme egg. WANT
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Mankind may never know who built Stonehenge, where Jimmy Hoffa's body is, and why hot water freezes faster than cold water
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Sat January 07, 2017
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
If you're buying food ahead of a massive storm that's headed your way, instead of hoarding bread and milk you should be stockpiling beans, peanut butter, and chocolate
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Problem: a dusting of snow has shut down your entire Southern city, leaving you stuck at home bored out of your mind. Answer: milk and bread party
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Fri January 06, 2017
(Bangor Daily News)
 
 
 
Old and busted: Hipsters making their own beer. New smugness: Hipsters making their own butter
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Thu January 05, 2017
(WBTV 3 Charlotte)
 
 
 
Up to 3 inches of snow predicted for parts of the Carolinas this weekend. Milk and bread distributors spotted smiling, high-fiving each other, lighting cigars with $100 bills
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Wed January 04, 2017
(Metro)
 
 
 
What's worse than finding a half-naked man asleep in your bed? Him telling you there are "more like him downstairs"
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Sat December 31, 2016
(My Dayton News)
 
 
 
Kid problems: can't afford a horse. Kid solutions: ride the cow and teach it to jump
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Thu December 29, 2016
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Morning all, here's your very own smoothie, just some frozen berries, honey, milk, and a touch of placenta. Drink up and cheers
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Wed December 28, 2016
(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
Think that the great powdered milk recall of 2016 due to salmonella doesn't concern you? Check your daily ration of potato chips
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Scientist discover 6 powerful radio bursts in the same exact location in space ... emitting from a constellation far beyond our Milky Way galaxy
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Tue December 27, 2016
(The Local)
 
 
 
Today, for your listening pleasure, we perform a selection of Christmas songs. In the style of goats
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