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Headlines matching 'middle schools'
Mon February 06, 2012
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(Some CFC) Dumbass Student in trouble for using Old Spice deodorant spray flamethrower to set special ed student on fi...wait, they still have spray deodorant?  (wtsp.com) (118)


Mon January 30, 2012
(Gwinnett Daily Post) Dumbass Illinois man sends murder threats and mailbombs to Georgia schools in hopes of getting personal enemies investigated. How'd that plan work out for you, big guy?  (gwinnettdailypost.com) (15)


Fri January 27, 2012
(wcnc.com) Hero Uggs banned from school. It's a start  (wcnc.com) (194)
(LA Times) Sad Minor altercation escalates when first knife, then gun pulled out. 'Minor' because it was in a 7th-grade class  (latimesblogs.latimes.com) (21)


Wed January 25, 2012
(Boston.com) Amusing What a coincidence "No Name Calling Day" and "Give kids who wear black a wedgie" are the same day  (boston.com) (13)


Mon January 23, 2012
(Discover) Obvious In today's attempt at exploding a tag, we try reporting the finding that gym teachers tend to have relatively low SAT scores  (blogs.discovermagazine.com) (30)


Sat January 21, 2012
(Some Guy) Unlikely Publisher of iPad textbooks claims students show a 20 percent performance increase, specifically in studies of applied parabolic avian trajectories coupled with porcine devastation  (macrumors.com) (39)


Wed January 18, 2012
(UPI) Followup Detroit "educators" double-down, say they have no problem using slavery to teach math. Followup tag leans on Fail tag's shoulder, weeps in despair  (upi.com) (21)


Sat January 14, 2012
(Washington Post) Amusing Two middle-schoolers use stolen passwords to erase class information and send out "poorly written pornographic e-mails." There were some subject-object problems and they did it Chicago style instead of MLA  (washingtonpost.com) (83)


Fri January 13, 2012
(Hartlepool Mail) Obvious When you're Dyke House, and you install unisex toilets for secondary school kids, you better be ready for parental butthurt, lickety-split  (hartlepoolmail.co.uk) (56)


Fri January 06, 2012
(Yahoo) Followup After Texas school shooting where police killed a 15-year-old eighth grader, many questions loom--the first of which is, what is a 15 year old doing in eighth grade?  (news.yahoo.com) (192)
(MSNBC) Interesting If you had a good teacher, you'll earn more money as an adult. If you had a REALLY GOOD teacher, you might be the subject of an article on FARK about teachers that have sex with their students  (msnbc.msn.com) (9)


Sun January 01, 2012
(The Atlantic) Obvious How to make U.S. schools world class again  (theatlantic.com) (476)


Sat December 31, 2011
(Chicago Tribune) PSA If you're going to bring vodka to school, be like this 13 year old girl and share it  (chicagotribune.com) (31)


Thu December 29, 2011
(Some Guy) Followup Following the lead of Pinellas County, Florida in protecting American precious bodily fluids is Hartland Township... Michigan?  (hartland.patch.com) (14)
(NJ.com) Dumbass Vice principal films boys sports events, shower activities. Facebook posting: No one is perfect  (nj.com) (43)


Mon December 26, 2011
(NYPost) Asinine Underage ex-student: "I have been secretly dating my ex-teacher" Aunt: "He is dating your mother as well" Farkers: Y NO THREESOME  (nypost.com) (46)


Sun December 25, 2011
(AL.com) Amusing Newest dangerous teen trend that parents should be on the lookout for: snorting candy  (blog.al.com) (62)


Sun December 18, 2011
(LA Times) PSA This just in: students don't care for healthy school lunches  (latimes.com) (114)


Thu December 15, 2011
(Poughkeepsie Journal) Asinine Teacher A misses a staff meeting and is questioned on her absence by Teacher B, whereupon Teacher A pulls out a screwdriver and gets all stabby. If the screwdriver is 16cm long, what is the probability of the stabbing happening in Poughkeepsie?   (poughkeepsiejournal.com) (52)
(Some Student) Florida School resource officers start using Facebook to connect with students. What could possibly go wrong?  (newportrichey.wtsp.com) (19)


Tue December 13, 2011
(Yahoo) Scary Two students were shot and wounded outside Texas middle school. Police suspect nearby hunters but have not determined if they have the correct license for teens  (news.yahoo.com) (151)
(The Consumerist) Asinine Target continuing its holiday customer relations makeover by refusing to allow a group of students into to their store to spend their money raised to purchased needed items for abused babies  (consumerist.com) (240)


Sun December 11, 2011
(KNBC 4 Los Angeles) Scary Today's story of a teacher having sex with a student comes from... well judging from the mugshot, it must be from the school for the blind  (nbclosangeles.com) (96)


Thu December 08, 2011
(Herald Tribune) Florida School police officer to parents: "Sexting is a new epidemic, and it could be on your child's cell phone." Then he proved it beyond a reasonable doubt with 14 year old. That's above and beyond the call  (heraldtribune.com) (84)


Sat November 26, 2011
(Daily Mail) Fail School tries segregating children so the white kids won't feel like minorities. Fark: In Norway. It turns øut, søme peøple have a prøblem with that  (dailymail.co.uk) (243)


Thu November 24, 2011
(Some Guy) Interesting School cancels Zombie Day because of students "Heil Hitler" salutes. Some blame a sense of duty  (kirotv.com) (97)


Mon November 21, 2011
(Des Moines Register) Ironic Program that helps at-risk kids at risk of losing funding  (desmoinesregister.com) (28)


Sat November 19, 2011
(St. Petersburg Times) Florida Hooters waitress volunteers as guest speaker during Great American Teach-In at local school. Apparently one mother has problems with this. "I'm not knocking waitresses ... My point is, these kids should have higher goals"  (tampabay.com) (371)


Wed November 16, 2011
(WFTV) Florida Just another day in Florida features a knock down, drag out, school lunchroom fight between two 11-year-old girls ... and a parent  (wftv.com) (66)


Mon November 07, 2011
(Sun Sentinel) Florida Florida teacher eats her lunch at school. Difficulty: two beers and some plums  (weblogs.sun-sentinel.com) (40)
(MSNBC) Interesting Survey by a bunch of women shows that 7th to 12th graders are better sexual harassers than Herman Cain  (msnbc.msn.com) (66)


Wed November 02, 2011
(Some Guy) Florida Republican-led state senate finally passes a jobs bill. Well, it will create a lot of work for lawyers, anyway  (pnj.com) (25)


Fri October 28, 2011
(WRAL) Sick Pricipal caught sayof with two fourteen-year-old girls. Bonus: a few of his love emails attached  (wral.com) (129)


Thu October 27, 2011
(New York Daily News) Followup Chelsea Clinton is definitely NOT running for Congress ...yet  (nydailynews.com) (62)


Tue October 25, 2011
(SILive) Asinine Staten Island assemblywoman all hot and bothered about new sex ed materials  (silive.com) (64)
(Daily Mail) Fail Today's 34-year old teacher banging a 17-year old student brought to you by Memphis, Tennessee. Farkier: Principal at same school was involved with male student earlier this year  (dailymail.co.uk) (65)


Sun October 23, 2011
(Some Guy) Dumbass As a married high school resource officer studying to be a minister and Army chaplain, wearing your uniform in a hotel room with a 17 year old prostitute is no way to live your life, son  (wistv.com) (59)


Wed October 19, 2011
(Taunton Gazette) Asinine Boy is not allowed to have sax on the bus anymore because his instrument is too big  (tauntongazette.com) (95)

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