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30 headlines found matching 'middle schools'
Mon June 16, 2014
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Maryland valedictorian with autism graduates with a 4.00000 GPA
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Tue June 10, 2014
(Gawker)
 
 
 
Tracy Morgan will not lose his leg, should still be able to take it behind a middle school and get it pregnant
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Mon June 09, 2014
(CBS Los Angeles 2)
 
 
 
Armed suspect disappears after jumping roofs in North Hollywood, schools on lockdown, police asking for assistance and caution from public. UPDATE: Suspect arrested after barricading himself in North Hollywood home
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Sun June 08, 2014
(Time)
 
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
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Wed June 04, 2014
(The Cambridge Chronicle)
 
 
 
Sixth graders getting tired of being guinea pigs for Common Core, calculate how much time was spent being tested, petition the government for $1,628 in wages. So, Common Core worked?
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Sun May 25, 2014
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Secondary school staff in England are shocked, SHOCKED that students would write inappropriate things in their yearbook responses and are even driving students to their homes during exams to retrieve the yearbooks to burn them
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Sat May 24, 2014
(Slate)
 
 
 
Not news: middle-school concert. News: parent is called on stage to sing. Fark: Phil Collins
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Fri May 23, 2014
(Indiegogo)
 
 
 
TFer pursues dream of producing on Broadway, pissing off middle school English teacher. DIT
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Wed May 21, 2014
(Fark)
 
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Totalfark: Like a genteel, heartwarming Thankgiving dinner. With the Manson family
 
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
School that banned Honors Night decides not to become national laughingstock
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Who's worse at math, students in southern US states or students in third world countries? Hah, trick question, they all suck
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Tue May 20, 2014
(Opposing Views)
 
 
 
School cancels special night for honors students so that the future middle management of America doesn't get sad. Please grab a participation trophy on your way out
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Sun May 11, 2014
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
So, how much do you think a recently discovered Norman Rockwell painting will sell for? Come on, guess
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Tue May 06, 2014
(Syracuse Post-Standard)
 
 
 
Principal didn't have sex with any kids, but got removed from her job anyway. Apparently she wasn't supposed to fark the vice-principal, the school security guard, or any of the students' parents--who knew?
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Fri May 02, 2014
(KWQC Quad Cities)
 
 
 
Four middle school students try to make something edible in home economics by adding marijuana to cookie dough, then get the brilliant idea to sell the final product to their classmates and are now facing drug possession charges
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Wed April 23, 2014
(USA Today)
 
 
 
"NJ family sues over under God." Hmm -- preposition trouble. Apparently they don't to be dictated to from about down out of above or something
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Tue April 22, 2014
(WTOP)
 
 
 
Fairfax County school system in Virginia announces new, "sshh, it's OK, precious snowflakes, you can sleep in as late as you want" policy
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Mon April 21, 2014
(KVUE Austin)
 
 
 
A woman cleaning out her desk at Goodnight Middle School found a photo of a World War II soldier. Since then she has passed the photo around to veterans groups, trying to find out who the man is so they can return it to its rightful owner
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Tue April 15, 2014
(Fox 25 Oklahoma City)
 
 
 
Gun range with a liquor license? OK. What could possibly go wrong?
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Wed April 09, 2014
(WPXI.com)
 
 
 
Reports that 20 students have been hurt after multiple stabbings at Franklin Regional High School near Pittsburgh
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Sat April 05, 2014
(STLToday)
 
 
 
High school students under investigation for spreading nude selfies. Clearly, they do not understand the rules of BIE
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(WHDH Boston)
 
 
 
As god as my witness, I thought turkeys could ride the bus
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Wed April 02, 2014
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Los Angeles schools lose over $100,000 a day in food waste. "Pffft. Amateurs." says Pentagon spokesman
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Triple dog dare you to take the eraser challenge
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Thu March 27, 2014
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Parents, if you're trying to help your children with their homework, stop it. You're not helping
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Mon March 24, 2014
(TPNN)
 
 
 
Old and busted: Teaching what it says in the Constitution. New hotness: Teaching what you think it SHOULD say in the Constitution if the guys who wrote it had been properly enlightened
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Thu March 20, 2014
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
TX middle school principal suspended, and then fired for forbidding Spanish to be spoken at her school. Then things get weird, really, really, weird as activists on both sides are calling for an FBI investigation alleging harassment by "terrorists"
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(WAVY Virginia)
 
 
 
Sixth grader takes razor from classmate who is cutting himself, throws it away, then convinces him it's wrong and is...c) suspended for 10 days and facing expulsion
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Wed March 19, 2014
(Slate)
 
 
 
The world DOES need ditch diggers
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Tue March 18, 2014
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Dear Abby: my 11 year old daughter said if I don't let her do what she wants, she will run away. What should I do? -- signed, Parent who fails at life
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Thu March 13, 2014
(WVEC)
 
 
 
Kid "Mom...what did you pack in my lunchbox today?"....Mom "PB&J, a pudding cup, and a couple of rounds...just in case you need 'em"
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