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35 headlines found matching 'middle school'
Wed April 26, 2017
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
"It's not teaching religion, but it teaches character and respect and how important it is to tell the truth," says Courtney Tolliver, while lying through her teeth
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Fri April 21, 2017
(LA Daily News)
 
 
 
California considers bill that would make it illegal for schools to start before 8:30 a.m. Apparently kids are getting up too early
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Wed April 19, 2017
(Bangor Daily News)
 
 
 
When you're a registered sex offender and you don't have any children of your own, you should probably skip out on attending high school music recitals
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Tue April 18, 2017
(WSPA)
 
 
 
Pot smoking "ghost hunters" arrested for breaking into an old middle school. They'd have gotten away with it too if it wasn't for those meddling police officers
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Mon April 17, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
New Mexico governor vetoes all higher education funding, astonishing everyone with news that there are universities in New Mexico
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Sun April 16, 2017
(Elite Daily)
 
 
 
Science says your musical tastes are locked in during your early teens. This week in the Sunday Morning Music Club: what triggered your first "aww yeah, now THIS is what I like" musical moment ?
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Sat April 15, 2017
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Yeah, but where's the fun of kicking dirt on an automated umpire's shoes?
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Wed April 12, 2017
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Pulling your kids out of school for vacation? You better believe someone has a problem with that
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Mon April 10, 2017
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
All those restrictive e-cigarette laws? They're making more young people smoke traditional cigarettes
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(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
NewsFlash
 
Multiple Gunshot Victims at Elementary School in San Bernardino
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Thu April 06, 2017
(Newser)
 
 
 
Good thing it wasn't "Let's Demonstrate Prophylactics" day in this teen's health class
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(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
If you assign homework to 6th graders on how they feel about frequenting gay bars, you might be an unemployed Sunshine State teacher
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Tue April 04, 2017
(WPTV)
 
 
 
Math problem: 32-year-old teacher + 5 drinks + open container instructs 14-year-old boy to drive them to Waffle House. How many miles will they travel before being pulled over by the police? Show your work
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Fri March 31, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
Schools are now teaching students how to recognize fake news. Lesson 1 - Ignore any news channels that show statements being made by President Trump or Sean Spicer
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Thu March 30, 2017
(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
Mother beats up her daughter's rival at school. And then it gets weird, well weird for most states anyway
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Tue March 28, 2017
(The Week)
 
 
 
Multivitamins are multi-useless
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(Aint-It-Cool-News)
 
 
 
Looks like Quint didn't get his cut of the money Sony paid to Harry Knowles given that he doesn't completely love THE DARK TOWER preview trailer he saw
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Sat March 25, 2017
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
11-year-old served with three no trespass orders for cutting through neighbors' yards to get to her bus stop
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Thu March 23, 2017
(Asahi Shimbun)
 
 
 
Buddhist temple in Fukui holds techno music services to lure young worshipers, with chief priest rapping sutras as colorful lights swirl around Buddha statue. 'We priests are Buddha's public relations representatives'
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Tue March 21, 2017
(SacBee)
 
 
 
Unfortunate dude who decided to share a beer with Dylan Roof gets two years for lying to the FBI. Sometimes hanging out with lunatics is a bad thing
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Mon March 20, 2017
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Today's math word problem: Your middle school teacher has 61 kilos of cocaine, 1 kilo of heroin, and a stash of weapons in her home. How many years will she serve? Please show your work (Not safe for work content in sidebar & below article)
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Fri March 17, 2017
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Fourth grade students win a robotics competition. Their prize? Being told to go back to Mexico
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Thu March 16, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
In hindsight, perhaps naming a school Innovation Park Middle School wasn't the best idea. "They don't want to go to a school and wear a red shirt with the letters IPMS across the shirt for athletics, for academic competitions (or women in general)"
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Thu March 09, 2017
(WCAX Vermont)
 
 
 
Looks like somebody forgot the first rule of middle school Fight Club
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Thu March 02, 2017
(WFSB Connecticut)
 
 
 
Admit it, you laughed at Betsy DeVos and her "potential grizzlies." Guess who has the last laugh?
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Tue February 21, 2017
(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
Police shoot and kill Beaverton man waving a gun around on a roof near an elementary school. Authorities say the shot was not gratuitous
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Wed February 15, 2017
(North Jersey)
 
 
 
Fethullah Gulen, charter schools, New Jersey, and Michael Flynn. A story with something for everyone to hate
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Tue February 07, 2017
(KMOV St. Louis)
 
 
 
Sixth grader wears MAGA hat on school bus. Sixth grader gets attacked. Sixth grader defends himself. Guess who gets suspended
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Sat February 04, 2017
(12News Phoenix)
 
 
 
Teens these days aren't known for doing intellectual things. Case in point: snorting condoms through your nose and out your mouth
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Wed January 25, 2017
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Your son has committed suicide, so what is more traumatic than getting an automated call from his school informing you he has been absent? A second automated call on the day of his viewing
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Mon January 09, 2017
(WRAL)
 
 
 
One of the benefits of a Charter Schools is it has greater accountability, such as accounting for why 40% of its graduates didn't have enough credits to graduate
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
You hit the pinnacle of parenthood once your children hit middle school: They can feed themselves, bathe themselves, and dress themselves. But they still like hanging out with you
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Thu January 05, 2017
(Action A Go-Go)
 
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The Top 5 Games of 2016 a.k.a The "No I just 5 more minutes and we can go to the party I just need to show these middle schoolers whose boss" list
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Mon January 02, 2017
(Bustle)
 
 
 
11 websites you forgot were still online. How the heck is #6 still a thing?
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Tue December 27, 2016
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
So. let's catch up with the first 10 Apple employees
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