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83 headlines found matching 'middle'
Sat October 18, 2014
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
The rise of Rent to Own stores is now screwing the middle class, resulting in people spending $4,500 on a couch worth $1,500
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Fri October 17, 2014
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Behold the Porsche 919 steering wheel - just a simple combination 24 buttons, 6 paddles, 5 rotary dials, and 1 big screen in the middle
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Thu October 16, 2014
(NFL)
 
 
 
How many picks will Geno Smith throw tonight? Will Tom Brady continue to make Gisele proud, thereby forcing Rex Ryan to leave on a Jet plane in the middle of the night? It's TNF on the NFL and CBS networks starting at 8:25 ET
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(WGAL 8)
 
 
 
Paranormal investigator tries to spread word about dreaded Albatwitch, which he has personally seen walking down the middle of the road, the middle of the road I tell you
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Wed October 15, 2014
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Democratic Senator Mark Pryor CLEARLY had the stupidest comment of the night at the Arkansas Senate debate when he said "the middle class includes people making $200,000 year"
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Mon October 13, 2014
(Rocketnews 24)
 
 
 
The ten types of Japanese men, as categorized by Japanese women. Asparagus bacon roll type men "are exactly what they sound like: meat on the outside, all veggie in the middle"
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Fri October 10, 2014
(7 Deadly)
 
Video
 
Couple tries Cosmo's impossible sex positions in the middle of NYC
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(23)
 


Mon October 06, 2014
(NBC New York)
 
 
 
Dad arrested for demonstrating tackling techniques to his son's middle school football team
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(63)
 
(DNA Info)
 
 
 
Just how in the what did a dead bear cub make its way to Central Park in the middle of Manhattan?
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(39)
 
(Time)
 
 
 
Examination of spent cartridges left on battlefields in the Middle East reveals that many ISIS bullets are Proudly Made In The USA
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Wed October 01, 2014
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Maximum trolling: Hong Kong district councillor unfurls yellow umbrella in support of Hong Kong democracy -- right in the middle of China's National Day celebrations. Hero tag kowtows before his greatness
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Sun September 28, 2014
(Entertainmentwise)
 
 
 
Duchess of Cambridge Kate Middleton returns to work after severe morning sickness caused by her second pregnancy. In related news, Kate Middleton has a job
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(48)
 
(max preps)
 
 
 
Middle school football team uses a trick play to score a touchdown. Is it bad sportsmanship or just bad opposing defense? Let the debate begin
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Sat September 27, 2014
(Belfast Telegraph)
 
 
 
Why 56-year-old Kate Bush is much better role model than Miley Cyrus. "In an era defined by boob and bum flaunting sex kittens and middle-aged men thrusting their groins at teenage girls, she's got the power"
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Thu September 25, 2014
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Seven people living in a one-bedroom apartment? Welcome to middle-class living, California style
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Wed September 24, 2014
(WTKR)
 
 
 
39-year-old woman fatally runs over man in middle school parking lot, appears to have been a meth teacher
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Fri September 19, 2014
(Eyewitness News (South Africa))
 
 
 
Politician in South Africa wants to "publicly withdraw" a middle finger. My friend, that's not how you do it
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(The Week)
 
 
 
The American middle class is no longer safe from poverty -- and that might be a good thing, according to this columnist, whose opinion will be calmly and rationally discussed to the right
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Thu September 18, 2014
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Tiberius, the greatest Roman emperor of the last 2,000 years, is only remembered today because that was James Kirk's middle name on Star Trek
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(74)
 
(Hawaii News Now)
 
 
 
Rural Hawaii residents breathe sigh of relief as lava flow misses their neighborhood on the outskirts of the town... that it's heading straight for the middle of. Dammit
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(48)
 
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Six middle school children hospitalized after a classmate brings pills to show and tell
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(33)
 


Mon September 15, 2014
(BusinessWeek)
 
 
 
From the "Well, Duh. That's what happens when you lower taxes on the rich and eliminate the middle class News Desk" comes the story of the year. "US wealth gap putting the squeeze on state revenue"
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Sat September 13, 2014
(NPR)
 
 
 
Meet the Silver Dragon, a ten foot wave in the middle of a river in China, that you can surf
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Fri September 12, 2014
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Calvin from Calvin and Hobbes "caused $1,850.55 of damage per year. For context, the USDA estimates that middle-income families spend an estimated $1,750 per year on child care and education for 6 year-olds"
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Thu September 11, 2014
(Gawker)
 
 
 
Ted Cruz gets booed off stage after treating a room full of Arab supporters of Christians in the Middle East like un-American Israel-haters
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Tue September 09, 2014
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
"That was as bad a defensive sequence of any team this year in MLB. That was pathetic. And Puig, as usual, was in the middle of it"
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Fri September 05, 2014
(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Woman gets all bitey after cops stop to ask why she's taking her car apart with pliers in the middle of the highway
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Thu September 04, 2014
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
American President and UK Prime Minister try to drum up support for attacking the Middle East. This also includes a guy named Hussein. No, I'm not f*cking with you, it just feels like it
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Wed September 03, 2014
(Shepton Mallet Journal)
 
 
 
Brit village in the middle of nowhere dubbed the next Notting Hill. But without the carnival stabbings
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(American Thinker)
 
 
 
To go with your Cheerios, here's King Abdullah of Saudi Arabia and his way of dealing with peace in the Middle East
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Tue September 02, 2014
(Click2Houston)
 
 
 
In what can only be considered a shocker, statue's middle finger goes missing
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(24)
 
(Press-Enterprise (So. Cal))
 
 
 
All you dirty hippies with your bio-cars have unleashed the scourge of grease thieves: "These thieves come in the middle of night. They make a mess. And usually it's near a storm drain"
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Wed August 27, 2014
(ESPN)
 
 
 
The only thing that is "undisputed" nowadays about former undisputed middleweight champion Jermain Taylor is that he shot his cousin last night in Arkansas
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(War on the Rocks)
 
 
 
Islamists beat moderates in the Middle East because they have better PR
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Mon August 25, 2014
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Festival held in the middle of the desert in August is delayed by rain
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(Dice)
 
 
 
"Swing Copters" is Dong Nguyen's big middle finger to everybody who complained that "Flappy Bird" was too hard. But that hasn't stopped a billion clones from appearing
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Sat August 23, 2014
(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Oldest metal object ever found in Middle East unearthed, immediately thrown at Israeli tanks
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Thu August 21, 2014
(Page Six)
 
 
 
Lindsay Lohan takes the ice bucket challenge. Except she did it in the middle of a nightclub. Using champagne buckets. And nobody was watching or recording
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Wed August 20, 2014
(Komo)
 
 
 
Slow News Day: Missing pot-bellied pig, Mr. Wiggles, found safe after escaping his pen. "In the middle of the street, wagging his tail, looking like the strangest dog I've ever seen. I got closer and realized that's a pig" (w/pic of Mr. Wiggles)
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Tue August 19, 2014
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Thanks to Gene Simmons kind comments about depression, the next KISS concert in Seattle as likely as peace in the Middle east
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(Vox)
 
 
 
How the Ferguson Fiasco would be written if it were occurring in say the Middle East as opposed to the Middle West
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(Pro Football Mock)
 
 
 
President Obama shifts national guard from Ferguson to Cleveland after Johnny Manziel flips middle finger
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Fri August 15, 2014
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
With MSNBC Clearly sympathizing with the protesters in Ferguson and Fox News clearly and firmly on the side of the cops, leave it to CNN to articulate the middle ground. Wolf Blitzer: so why can't the cops in Ferguson just "shoot to injure?"
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Mon August 11, 2014
(Outside Online)
 
 
 
Losing power and heat for a day in the middle of winter is annoying. Except when it's at an Antarctic research station, and outside temperatures are hovering at minus 67 degrees Fahrenheit
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The exporting of US-style democracy to the Middle East gains its first major success, as the Iraqi prime minister is suing the president for violating the constitution
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Hillary Clinton thanks Obama for his foreign policy failure in Syria which created today's mess in the Middle East
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(Mercury News)
 
 
 
Parents worried school's new sex ed book might tip kids off to what mom's back massager is really for and why dad always says "pomegranate" in the middle of the night
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Thu August 07, 2014
(Slate)
 
 
 
The next threat to the middle class? Machines that will do their jobs better, more efficiently, and without pay
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Wed August 06, 2014
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Right-wingers are making their middle names 'Benghazi' on Facebook. The estate of President Ronald Beirut Reagan had no comment at press time
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Mon August 04, 2014
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Jon Bon Jovi tries to assuage fears of Buffalo Bills fans by saying if he buys the team he wants to make it successful in Buffalo, right after he finishes bring peace to the middle east
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Sun August 03, 2014
(Anchorage Daily News)
 
 
 
The Juneau Police Department is looking for a group of five or six kids, ranging from 7 to 13 years old that made a bomb out of a backpack, two bottles of Axe body spray and a can of Old Spice to set off an explosion behind a middle school
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Fri August 01, 2014
(Calgary Herald)
 
 
 
Mayor of Calgary criticized for lacking comprehensive peace plan for Middle Eastern conflicts
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
The current mess in the Middle East just got a bit more confusing as Arab states line up against Hamas
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Thu July 31, 2014
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Just in case you were wondering, John Kerry picked up some cool rugs while he was in the Middle East failing to broker a ceasefire in Gaza
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(48)
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
"How to think about the new Middle East" No, not as a radioactive glass parking lot
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(32)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Michigan woman gives zoo the middle finger
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Wed July 30, 2014
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Heavy drinking during middle age leads to ... something something
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(53)
 
(WTKR)
 
 
 
Not news: Two women decide to walk across a 80-foot-high railroad bridge. News: When a train comes they both lie down in the middle of the tracks. Fark: And somehow survive but probably needed a change of underwear (with video)
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(My Fox Orlando)
 
 
 
Police arrest a 16 year-old boy in the middle of a crime spree, charge him with six felony burglary counts. Way to make a case for year-round schooling, jackass
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Tue July 29, 2014
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Red Lobster to use fancier plating of the same food in hopes of becoming "fine dining for the middle class". Yes, that's the joke
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Sun July 27, 2014
(Times Union)
 
 
 
Sometimes, when you're riding your motorcycle, you just need to stop and stretch your legs. In the middle of traffic on a busy highway off-ramp is probably not the optimal place to do it, however. Especially if your BAC is 2.5 times the legal limit
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Fri July 25, 2014
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
An absurd Middle East peace plan that might work
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Thu July 24, 2014
(Slate)
 
 
 
The Methodist church may split in the middle because of homosexuality
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Wed July 23, 2014
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Obama cancels Jimmy Kimmel show appearance, says it's not wise to do a comedy show in the middle of two international crises. In other news, Obama thinks Jimmy Kimmel's show is comedy
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Tue July 22, 2014
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Odd news: man assaults bar patrons with hatchet. Fark: Man's name is Shelby Mustang GT500 Miller ("Mustang GT500" is my middle name)
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(16)
 


Fri July 18, 2014
(World Review)
 
 
 
Because the Middle East's oil supply has been getting repeatedly kicked in the nuts (looking at you, Iraq), the US shale revolution is picking up the slack like a champ
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(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
Seattle taxi drivers attend "charm school" to stay competitive. Or as New York cabbies call charm school, learning never point with the middle finger when flipping off another driver
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Mon July 14, 2014
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Tracy Morgan speaks to fans for first time since the wreck. He looks good. I want to take him behind a middle school and get him pregnant
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(WCAX Vermont)
 
 
 
If you turned a futon into an onomatopoeia in the middle of the street last night, Burlington Police would like a word with you
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Sun July 13, 2014
(Philly.com)
 
 
 
Middle east unrest is a result of Obama not worshiping Israel properly, according to renowned Middle East scholar Chris Christie
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Sat July 12, 2014
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Extent of former US President's extramarital affairs revealed in letters his family tried to keep hidden out of fear it'd be as scandalous as his having "Gamaliel" for a middle name
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Thu July 10, 2014
(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
Woman on heroin makes pit stop to do naked yoga in middle of road, or as it's known in Florida, Wednesday
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(19)
 
(Action News Jacksonville)
 
 
 
Middle school teacher suspended for teaching students how to twerk and receiving a lap dance from a student. At least she cared enough to provide them with marketable skills that would help them in the future
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Sun July 06, 2014
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Grand Canyon National Park, a crowded attraction in the middle of nowhere, could become a crowded attraction in the middle of other crowded attractions
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Sat July 05, 2014
(AZ Family)
 
 
 
Here's Arizona's version of a hot television reporter trying to do a live shot in the middle of a hurricane
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(37)
 
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Kanye West goes on a ten minute rant in the middle of a concert. Who the hell does he think he is, Bono?
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(55)
 


Mon June 30, 2014
(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Kate Middleton's sister agrees that her butt looked amazing at the royal wedding
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(59)
 
(Gigwise)
 
Video
 
This video of a middle-aged woman going crazy in the front row at Glastonbury will make everything in the world seem OK
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(33)
 
(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Police became suspicious when they discovered a stripper pole in the middle of the barber shop
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(55)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
BP estimates the world has 53.3 years worth of oil left. Which means just over five decades to go before any chance of peace in the Middle East
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Sun June 29, 2014
(Stars and Stripes)
 
 
 
Marine who deserted in 2004 while in Iraq, then reappeared in Beirut, disappearing again before Camp Lejeune court martial, has reappeared in undisclosed Middle East location, and now back in custody. Can't wait until Fox News learns about this guy
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(65)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Man in Middle East crucified but found alive days later. No, not that guy
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(121)
 


Thu June 26, 2014
(Uproxx)
 
 
 
Elderly couple roll their car in the middle of street, totally make up for it with adorable photos
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(36)
 

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