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151 headlines found matching 'middle'
Sun July 23, 2017
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(National Geographic)
 
 
 
From their multi-tasking mucus to their sexual acrobatics, slugs are wilder than you think
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Sat July 22, 2017
(Politico)
 
 
 
America's top secret plan to build a top secret base and train top secret mercenaries to execute a top secret plan to secretly conquer a middle eastern... you've heard this one? Well fine, we'll just go home, then
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
If you started to dig a hole in your backyard you would not eventually end up in China. You would end up somewhere in the middle of the Indian Ocean
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Fri July 21, 2017
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
You should take pictures of your knob before going on vacation
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Thu July 20, 2017
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Naked gunman fired over 200 rounds in rare sail-by shooting
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
The greatest Comic Con story ever told
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(DNA Info)
 
 
 
Man with machete fights man with garbage can. Winner takes on the winner of the tire iron-vs.-bag of dog poo bracket, while it's a bye week for the guy with the gun
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Plane makes unexpected landing in middle of moving traffic on Long Island road. "GET OFF THE ROAD, YA BUM"
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Wed July 19, 2017
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
There's only one way to celebrate the 44th anniversary of this song. Drink a 12 pack of Budweiser,smoke something illegal, let your long hair blow in the breeze, plant yourself in the middle of the crowd and yell "I'm as free as a bird, y'all "
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Tue July 18, 2017
(Fond du Lac Reporter)
 
 
 
Fark ready headline: "Police subdue naked man, accidentally light him on fire"
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
All hail the new overlord of the Independent Republic of Middlewatch - a pensioner pissed off about Brexit
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Sun July 16, 2017
(Mashable)
 
 
 
Kim Clijsters asks her doubles partner where her next serve should go, and man in the crowd tells her. Hilarity ensues
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(Digital Spy)
 
 
 
Guess the live-action Aladdin remake found some actors after all, including well-known Middle Eastern legend Will Smith
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Fri July 14, 2017
(The Weekly Standard)
 
 
 
This woman shows just how loyal Trump's supporters really are. She says he would have to maybe kill someone to lose her support
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Fox News claims the lower- and middle-class are attempting a "coup against the wealthy" and that this new class warfare is trying to undermine Trump's presidency
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Thu July 13, 2017
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Will Donnie Two Scoops take a month long sabbatical? Will Pence still insist on taking the long way to deny Russian collusion? Will more rats bail? THIS is your Trump administration scandal speculation thread. (~5pm ET shoe drop)
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Wed July 12, 2017
(Metro)
 
 
 
It's one thing to have a fight with yourself. It's another to break your leg in the process
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Tue July 11, 2017
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
How middle class is your kitchen?
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(Palmer Report)
 
 
 
Will Donnie Jr. have another lie exposed? Will Pence have to backtrack, play dumb or resign? Will Congress ignore everything? THIS is your Trump administration scandal rumor/speculation thread (~5pm ET shoe drop, or in the middle of TRMS again)
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Sun July 09, 2017
(Palmer Report)
 
 
 
It isn't enough to impeach Donald Trump. We must destroy him
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
YouTubers broke into a Russian space shuttle base and got it all on video with a drone
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Thu July 06, 2017
(NYPost)
 
 
 
The Fed is concerned that the stock market is behaving irrationally. Perhaps Wall Street should take a cue from the president and be more... uh, never mind. Bad example
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(AZ Family)
 
 
 
In the middle of the Arizona desert there is a mystery monkey farm
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Wed July 05, 2017
(NYPost)
 
 
 
"And now let's go to our reporter on the scene, Wendy Burch, to find out what's URRPPP with the Hermosa Beach Ironman"
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Clowns to the right of you mocking you with their hate, jokers to the left also mocking you ... here you are stuck in the middle as a liberal wondering what to do
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Sun July 02, 2017
(Patch)
 
 
 
Man walks into AT&T store, asks for chicken. Promptly runs into a nearby room full of monsters screaming his name
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Thu June 29, 2017
(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
"Flagler County deputies are asking for help to identify a cross-dressing man they say has been wearing women's underwear and placing pantyhose on vehicles in a business parking lot"
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Wed June 28, 2017
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Okay which one of you aliens put something 'artificial' on Mars that NASA's Curiosity Rover just snapped a picture of?
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Mon June 26, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Today's teacher student sex scandal involves a middle school teacher who thought her car was a good place for extracurricular activities
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Sun June 25, 2017
(Politico)
 
 
 
Republicans push for regime change in Middle Eastern nation. This is not a repeat from 2003
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Fri June 23, 2017
(Gallup)
 
 
 
62% of Americans identify themselves as middle class, which is back to pre-recession levels. Making America average, again
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Wed June 21, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Man supports and hold hands with his smoking hot wife during her trial for raping and sodomizing her middle school student. Dude needs a wake up call
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Tue June 20, 2017
(New York Magazine)
 
 
 
Oh hey, looks like we have yet another trip Gen Michael Flynn apparently "forgot" about, this one a trip to Egypt and Israel on behalf of a joint Russian-US venture to build dozens of nuclear power plants all over the middle east
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Mon June 19, 2017
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Scene: The Terrorist Afterlife. "So, in your final mission, you were given a Kalashnikov rifle, handguns, gas cylinders and a car. How many infidels did you kill?" "Well, I dented a police van"
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Bad: car drowns in a flash flood. Worse: car catches on fire. Fark: both at the same time
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(Alaska Dispatch News)
 
 
 
Why it's a bad idea to have trail running events in bear country
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Fri June 16, 2017
(Atlas Obscura)
 
 
 
News: Scientists sent a flatworm to space and it came back with two heads. Fark: Researchers tried amputating them, leaving a headless middle fragment, but both of the heads just grew back on all three pieces. Everyone sleep well tonight
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Exercise slows the aging process. Mostly for people who feel how slowly time seems to pass when they're in the middle of a workout
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Lorde says she was "empowered" using the Taylor Swift formula on her new album
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Thu June 15, 2017
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Remember when Trump pledged to protect Christian communities in the Middle East? ICE is currently rounding up hundreds of Iraqi Christians from the U.S. and sending them back to face "death sentences"
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Wed June 14, 2017
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
The Qatar blockade is already helping to make the Middle East a even bigger dumpster fire
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(I Heart Radio)
 
 
 
I wanna rock and roll all nite, and patent every day
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Tue June 13, 2017
(Metro)
 
 
 
Is the rest of the world this Awesone? Trying to justify how drunk I am on a regular basis
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Mon June 12, 2017
(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
PASTOR: "Lord, if you can hear us, send us a sign. Just a plain sign, a plain-" *BOOM*
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(E! Online)
 
 
 
Jennifer Lawrence avoids pulling a Lynard Skynard
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(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
Paragon of serious journalism BuzzFeed answers the pressing question of our day: Should you stick this up your butt? (Not safe for work or sanity)
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Sun June 11, 2017
(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Turns out, the solution to the Middle East's water crisis might be NASA
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Sat June 10, 2017
(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Step 2: Advertise shuttle buses are ADA compliant. Step 3: Pick up disabled customers. Step 1: Make sure shuttle buses are ADA compliant
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Thu June 08, 2017
(Science Alert)
 
 
 
NASA's new Mars Rover concept vehicle looks like a giant Batmobile
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Wed June 07, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
Trump decides to reach out to his only friend in the Middle East--the Saudi King--in an effort to make the Gulf crisis worse
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Why do people whom would never even think of calling anyone in the middle of the night, think that calling someone who they know works nights at 11am on their day off is fine? Should I start calling them at 2am on weekends?
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(Fark)
 
 
 
What's something you heard about while here before finding out about it elsewhere?
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Ever been so depressed that people noticed your actions and called the cops to do a safety check on you? (Hint: changing your Twitter profile photo to a coffin and tweeting that no one would miss you if you were gone is apparently a bad idea.)
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Tue June 06, 2017
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Yes. Well, when I see 5 weirdos dressed in togas stabbing the President in the middle of the park in full view of 100 people, I shoot the bastards. That's *my* policy
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(Worldwide Interweb)
 
 
 
The 50 greatest job titles of all time. I take comfort in knowing that being a "Sex Robot Safety Inspector" could become a real job in the next 2-3 years
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(Pro Football Talk)
 
 
 
If you were wondering who the "BTR" is that filled up the QB throwing game high score list at the Pittsburgh Dave and Busters, now you know
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(MSN)
 
 
 
You may have never noticed the hidden image in the Hershey's Kisses logo. Do you have any favorite hidden images in logos?
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Mon June 05, 2017
(Metro)
 
 
 
Not news: Veterinarian seeks new homes for abandoned puppies/kittens. Fark: Veterinarian seeks new homes for 200 abandoned stick bugs
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(Chron)
 
 
 
Middle schoolers in Texas decide to put on slavery reenactment for fellow classmate
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
In case you missed it, Putin met with Saudi Arabia less than a week before the Middle East sent oil prices skyrocketing in their propaganda tiff with Qatar. Don't worry, though--Trump and Tillerson are on it
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
"He raised both his middle fingers and explained, using colorful language, that anyone criticizing Mylan, including its employees, ought to go copulate with themselves"
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Sun June 04, 2017
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Does the Middle East like Trump now?
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Fri June 02, 2017
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Most fans have some idea of the incredible sacrifices professional athletes make in order to compete. But when an athlete is injured, we usually don't see the overwhelming grief they feel when they realize they can't compete anymore. Until now
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Mother who broke neck sneezing breaks it again while laughing
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Wed May 31, 2017
(The Hill)
 
 
 
National Republican Committee launches coordinated effort to put an end to one of the worst threats to the well being of middle America: Morning Joe
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
And then there was the time 95 years ago when the Cardinals and Cubs once swapped outfielders in the middle of a doubleheader. "Just trade jerseys and we'll be good to go"
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Tue May 30, 2017
(Universe Today)
 
 
 
Bad news: Lunar Reconnaissance Orbiter is struck by a meteoroid. Good news: Not only did the orbiter survive, but since it struck in the middle of an imaging run scientists were able to determine the size and speed of the impactor
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Statue of a urinating dog placed next to 'Fearless Girl' statue. Statue of noisy vacuum cleaner expected to be placed next to dog soon
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Arrested for DUI in the middle of the night and don't have time to comb your hair before your mugshot? ESPN to the rescue
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Debt ding dong for China's Prince of Ping Pong, Kong Linghui. Literally
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Mon May 29, 2017
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Uncle Joe tells it like it is and chastises Democrats for ignoring the middle class
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Sun May 28, 2017
(Page Six)
 
 
 
Glenn Close gives a show-stopping Broadway performance ... to lecture an audience member taking photos
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Sat May 27, 2017
(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
Doesn't he look tired?
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Fri May 26, 2017
(Patheos)
 
 
 
RI state rep who called a teen atheist an "evil little thing" has been indicted for embezzlement
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(AZ Family)
 
 
 
It's fine if you want to sleep in the nude. Just don't sleep in the nude in the middle of the interstate
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Wed May 24, 2017
(Politico)
 
 
 
How Jared kept Trump from acting like himself in the Middle East
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Tue May 23, 2017
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Don't judge a book by its cover - especially when that book is face down
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
International female reporters segregated and prevented from going near male heads of state during press event in repressive Middle East theocracy. Difficulty: Israel
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(Biloxi Sun Herald)
 
 
 
Man and two women arrested for having sex on the deck of the Triple D Bar "right there, in the middle of the day, in broad daylight. In front of God and everybody"
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Mon May 22, 2017
(Slate)
 
 
 
Describing his trip to Saudi Arabia,Trump tells group of Israeli officials at meeting in Jerusalem that he "just got back from the Middle East." OK, who gets to be one to tell him what "Middle East" actually means?
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Sat May 20, 2017
(The Hill)
 
 
 
It's official: Longtime unwavering U.S. ally in the Middle East is completely livid thanks to the Grand Blabbermouth Cheeto
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Fri May 19, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
Middle East leaders have a brilliant roadmap when it comes to Trump: What to kiss, when to kiss, and where to kiss it
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Thu May 18, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Almost $52,000 worth of caviar donated by an anonymous Russian for a lavish party. Well what else would you expect from Donald Trum.......wait, Pippa Middleton?
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(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
A photographer waited in a river every night for four years to get that perfect beaver shot. Apparently nobody ever told him about the internet
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Drunk woman drives through six mailboxes, all while carrying a lizard in her bra. Police found empty bottles of root beer-flavored nips in the vehicle. Nips trifecta now in play
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Wed May 17, 2017
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Mark Cuban admits the Mavs played the end of the season the same way as the beginning and middle
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Mon May 15, 2017
(Global News (Canada))
 
 
 
Drunk tries to break into an apartment building, but fails. Being a good Canadian, he sent the tenant "a six pack of 'average tasting' apology beer." Bob and Doug nod in agreement, eh?
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Sun May 14, 2017
(Telegram)
 
 
 
"More than two dozen people with shaved heads and dressed in purple robes were sitting with their legs crossed in the middle of a few fairways on the hills of the back nine"
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Sat May 13, 2017
(New York Magazine)
 
 
 
It's the middle of May again, so it's time for the yearly envy of Norwegian month long high school graduation binge party, described as "like Burning Man, but with socialized medicine"
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Fri May 12, 2017
(AP)
 
 
 
Witnesses say black man did nothing to provoke police shooting. Except for violating the "watchu looking at" law passed back in the eighties
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Wed May 10, 2017
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
His forehead glistening like the mighty oak, Jeffrey Lord says to Anderson Cooper Trump's White House "is not the Kremlin." To which Cooper quipped, "Not yet"
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Indie film shot on location in abandoned Pontiac Silverdome described as story of a ruined quarterback and a ruined stadium. "We might as well have been in the middle of a desert, or a swamp, actually"
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Tue May 09, 2017
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Really women, who knows what's better for you than middle-aged white men?
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Thu May 04, 2017
(Crave Online)
 
 
 
Middle-school catcher with only one arm is dominating opponents. Jim Abbott impressed
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(Pro Football Talk)
 
 
 
Lions still stuck
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(WREG Memphis)
 
 
 
It's the time of year when middle school students do stupid things in yearbook photos to piss people off
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(News.com.au)
 
NewsFlash
 
Queen says get your buckingass to the palace
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Wed May 03, 2017
(Patch)
 
 
 
Man in just boxer shorts crashes into police cruiser, gets out and dances in street. Ta Da
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Mon May 01, 2017
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Lost in all the other news about the bill that keeps the governments' doors open was the giant, bi-partisan, middle finger Congress gave to Jeff Sessions by including language that blocks the DOJ from interfering with states' medical marijuana laws
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Oh sure, but when I do it, they call the cops
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Sat April 29, 2017
(Metro)
 
 
 
A 12-year-old girl was forced to quit a chess championship because her dress was "too seductive"
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Tight end Butt can collect up to $2 million if he keeps falling in the draft
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Thu April 27, 2017
(Vox)
 
 
 
Trump staffers no longer trust him to make the right decision when presented with a weak option, an extreme one and a middle of the road option, so they will only present him with their preferred option to avoid catastrophe
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(Smithsonian Magazine)
 
 
 
What do you do when you see an avalanche coming at you on Mount Everest? You turn on your camera first then find something to clean your soiled pants
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Wed April 26, 2017
(Metro)
 
 
 
A new social media game called the 'Blue Whale Game' involves being given a master that will control you and make you do tasks every day for 50 days. To win the game you must kill yourself. Fark: So far there are 130 winners
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Mon April 24, 2017
(Vulture)
 
 
 
Sentient Dessert Cart predicts Trump impeachment...in the middle of his second term
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Fri April 21, 2017
(Spike)
 
 
 
Friday Night MMA: Bellator 178 Daniel Straus vs Patricio Pitbull IV for the featherweight title. Also Ilima-Lei MacFarlane vs Jessica Middleton. Prelims stream at 7 PM ET, main card on Spike TV at 9 PM ET. LFA 9 follows on AXS TV
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Thu April 20, 2017
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Trump to nominate former Massachusetts Senator Scott Brown as ambassador to Middle-Earth
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(MSN)
 
 
 
You might have something in common with royalty, and in this case Kate Middleton
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(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
MLB umpires to consider using microphones to explain their rulings. Which Cardinals fans have been waiting for since 1985 to hear Don Denkinger explain his call at first base
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Wed April 19, 2017
(Metro)
 
 
 
Airline Captain: Today your flight is delayed because we're having a wrestling match between a quarrelling couple. We will be on our way as soon as one of them is pinned
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
WATCH: Sean Spicer implodes when White House reporters grill him about aircraft carrier blunder
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
When coming across a dead pigeon in the street do not try to give it CPR, let it go cause it's dead
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(Barron's)
 
 
 
Harley-Davidson 1Q revenue tumbles 14% as middle-aged white guys grow long in the tooth, ponytail
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Tue April 18, 2017
(WSPA)
 
 
 
Pot smoking "ghost hunters" arrested for breaking into an old middle school. They'd have gotten away with it too if it wasn't for those meddling police officers
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(US News)
 
 
 
Welcome to Death Race 2017, courtesy of Tennessee
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Mon April 17, 2017
(Some Woundwort)
 
 
 
Because nothing says "Happy Easter" like sitting down as a family and watching that timeless classic "Watership Down" with all the cute little bunnies... OHMYGOD
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
"Trump's Syrian strike comes as a welcome change in America's tone towards Middle East" writes man from alternate timeline
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Sun April 16, 2017
(History Channel)
 
 
 
On this day in 1943, science loses its mind over the effects of LSD
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(Kotaku)
 
 
 
Protip: Cosplay is for conventions. If you wear your Fallout cosplay in public, local authorities may have a bit of an issue
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Thu April 13, 2017
(New York Magazine)
 
 
 
Can Jared Kushner, 36, rewrite America's trade agreements; solve Israel-Palestine conflict; write new Middle East strategy; end opioid epidemic; modernize every federal agency; and provide broadband internet to all America? Meh, let's give it a shot
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Wealthy business owners go from controlling America with a wink and a nod to controlling America waving their middle fingers at everyone
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Tue April 11, 2017
(Belleville News-Democrat)
 
 
 
Ever wonder why your newspaper isn't folded evenly? Well, here comes the science. The next article will be to explain what a newspaper is
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Come for Spicer denying Hitler used chemical weapons. Stay for his referring to concentration camps as "Holocaust centers"
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(AOL)
 
 
 
Live: Political must-see TV, McSpicey's semi-daily press conference. Will he address Best Korea's aggression towards the sea or reinforce the need for destabilization in the Middle East? This time with streamy goodness (1:30 pm EDT)
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
Here's a survival guide we can all use: How to survive a 4-hour flight next to a super-size former college basketball player in the middle seat
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Mon April 10, 2017
(Quartz)
 
 
 
Staggered seating could make the middle seat more comfortable to fly in. Airlines immediately slap an upgrade premium charge on it
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Trump campaigned on getting the US out of "stupid wars", but as president he is going on a warpath in the Middle East, and cranking the civilian murder to 11 while he's at it
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Fri April 07, 2017
(Metro)
 
 
 
Chili's policy on sexually harassing underage employees: Transfer manager to new location and throw a party featuring a "F*CK EMILY" cake
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Thu April 06, 2017
(South Florida News-Press)
 
 
 
Attention, students: please do not bring roadkill alligators into the dorms
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(Occupy Democrats)
 
 
 
In the middle of the night Trump changes the line of succession in the DOJ to make it possible for him to appoint who will lead the investigation into his Russian affairs
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(Fresno Bee)
 
 
 
Fresno Police say they have leads on the identity of 'mermaid' found with webbed toes. In other news, Atlantis may actually be near America's Raisin Capital
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Wed April 05, 2017
(MSN)
 
 
 
The middle class is dead; Long live the middle class
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
You may be cool, but you're not "guy who lives in a Boeing 727 in the middle of the woods" cool
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(WTVR)
 
 
 
Police: Woman found wet and nearly naked, claiming to be a mermaid
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(AZ Family)
 
 
 
BLM: Pay no attention to this mysterious hole in the middle of the Arizona desert that was built in the 1950s and nobody knows what it was for. You go on your merry way and we'll take care of back-filling it
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Mon April 03, 2017
(The Local)
 
 
 
Cool guys walk away from explosions. Admittedly, the cool guy dress code includes more than just your underwear
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(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Stevie Wonder and Berry Gordy have been given the Key to the City of Detroit, and now so has whatever the hell a Big Sean is
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Middle aged men are now taking steroids to look younger, boost sex drive, hit 70 home runs a year
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Police say that race played no role in the killing of an unarmed black man and that their officers are willing to murder any civilian, regardless of their skin color
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Sat April 01, 2017
(Comet TV)
 
 
 
The dumbest characters in the history of science fiction. Difficulty: no Jar Jar Binks
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(Fox Business)
 
 
 
Caterpillar closes factory, lays off 800 after sales become too slow
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Fri March 31, 2017
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Has the world seemed darker and gloomier than ever lately? If you're in Seattle, you're not just imagining things
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
If you can deal with getting paid $13,000 a month while traveling to exotic locations and staying in some of the world's fanciest homes, this is the job for you. Some call it the 'best job on the planet'
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Thu March 30, 2017
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
College softball game interrupted by a game of duck, duck, goose
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Two words: shark. nado
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(Daily Kos)
 
 
 
Paul Ryan: "I've seen the documents that Freaked Devin Nunes out. But I don't think he has"
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Wed March 29, 2017
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Ladies and gentlemen, this is your stewardess speaking. We regret any inconvenience the sudden cabin movement might have caused. We hope you enjoy the rest of your flight. By the way, is there anyone on board who knows how to fly a plane?
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Blue Origin shows off New Shepard space tourism capsule; built for safety to avoid any crashes or Wrex
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Tue March 28, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
"This money we're spending on after school programs for 1.6 million American kids would be much better spent on missiles and stuff to blow up the Middle East," says guy who campaigned on helping American families
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Trump's rocky start in the Middle East. And by "rocky start", we mean "murdering all the civilians"
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