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85 headlines found matching 'middle'
Tue July 22, 2014
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Odd news: man assaults bar patrons with hatchet. Fark: Man's name is Shelby Mustang GT500 Miller ("Mustang GT500" is my middle name)
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Fri July 18, 2014
(World Review)
 
 
 
Because the Middle East's oil supply has been getting repeatedly kicked in the nuts (looking at you, Iraq), the US shale revolution is picking up the slack like a champ
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(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
Seattle taxi drivers attend "charm school" to stay competitive. Or as New York cabbies call charm school, learning never point with the middle finger when flipping off another driver
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Mon July 14, 2014
(Time)
 
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Tracy Morgan speaks to fans for first time since the wreck. He looks good. I want to take him behind a middle school and get him pregnant
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(WCAX Vermont)
 
 
 
If you turned a futon into an onomatopoeia in the middle of the street last night, Burlington Police would like a word with you
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Sun July 13, 2014
(Philly.com)
 
 
 
Middle east unrest is a result of Obama not worshiping Israel properly, according to renowned Middle East scholar Chris Christie
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Sat July 12, 2014
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Extent of former US President's extramarital affairs revealed in letters his family tried to keep hidden out of fear it'd be as scandalous as his having "Gamaliel" for a middle name
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Thu July 10, 2014
(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
Woman on heroin makes pit stop to do naked yoga in middle of road, or as it's known in Florida, Wednesday
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(Fark)
 
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(Action News Jacksonville)
 
 
 
Middle school teacher suspended for teaching students how to twerk and receiving a lap dance from a student. At least she cared enough to provide them with marketable skills that would help them in the future
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Sun July 06, 2014
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Grand Canyon National Park, a crowded attraction in the middle of nowhere, could become a crowded attraction in the middle of other crowded attractions
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Sat July 05, 2014
(AZ Family)
 
 
 
Here's Arizona's version of a hot television reporter trying to do a live shot in the middle of a hurricane
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Kanye West goes on a ten minute rant in the middle of a concert. Who the hell does he think he is, Bono?
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Mon June 30, 2014
(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Kate Middleton's sister agrees that her butt looked amazing at the royal wedding
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(Gigwise)
 
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This video of a middle-aged woman going crazy in the front row at Glastonbury will make everything in the world seem OK
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(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Police became suspicious when they discovered a stripper pole in the middle of the barber shop
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
BP estimates the world has 53.3 years worth of oil left. Which means just over five decades to go before any chance of peace in the Middle East
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Sun June 29, 2014
(Stars and Stripes)
 
 
 
Marine who deserted in 2004 while in Iraq, then reappeared in Beirut, disappearing again before Camp Lejeune court martial, has reappeared in undisclosed Middle East location, and now back in custody. Can't wait until Fox News learns about this guy
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Man in Middle East crucified but found alive days later. No, not that guy
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Thu June 26, 2014
(Uproxx)
 
 
 
Elderly couple roll their car in the middle of street, totally make up for it with adorable photos
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Fri June 20, 2014
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Goldman Sachs robs the middle class and gets a bailout. Goldman Sachs robs Warren Buffett and down comes the hammer
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Former Tea Party congressman and now former radio host Joe Walsh doesn't understand why he was kicked off the air and suspended from his own radio show in the middle of a live broadcast. See if you can figure out why
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Sun June 15, 2014
(CNN)
 
 
 
America's middle class never had it so bad
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Fri June 13, 2014
(NPR)
 
 
 
Kids who were popular in middle school become losers in adulthood, says science geek who wasn't popular in middle school
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Tue June 10, 2014
(Gawker)
 
 
 
Tracy Morgan will not lose his leg, should still be able to take it behind a middle school and get it pregnant
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Fri June 06, 2014
(Anchorage Daily News)
 
 
 
Should the cops ever find you standing in the road in the middle of the afternoon only wearing boxers, make sure you give them a better story than this guy did
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Thu June 05, 2014
(Trove)
 
 
 
"If Kate Middleton's bum could speak." (Mrs Doubtfire voice): HEEEELLOOOOOOOOOO
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Tue June 03, 2014
(WESH Orlando)
 
 
 
Man hit and killed while take a swig of his beer in the middle of the street. At least he died doing what he loved
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Mon June 02, 2014
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
After numerous wardrobe malfunctions, Kate Middleton hires a bum watcher to ensure her skirts don't go flying up around her shoulders in future. Best. Job. Ever
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Sun June 01, 2014
(YouTube)
 
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What was it like tripping on acid in a 1979 middle school? Pretty much like this
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Fri May 30, 2014
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Republicans to middle class: Come on, baby. I'm sorry I hit you. It's just that I love you so much, you know? You know I love you. You forgive me, right? Come on, we're so good together. That's it, baby. Yeah, I love you so much
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(Digital Journal)
 
 
 
Who would you say is the typical first-time heroin user in America? If you guessed middle-class, white woman from the suburbs, drive on down from Oak Park Heights in your 2013 Honda Odyssey and pick up your prize
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Wed May 28, 2014
(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
American patriots heroically attempt to bring the Second Amendment to Chili's and Sonic, but are defeated by the socialist tyranny of middle managers and their sheeple patrons
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Tue May 27, 2014
(NPR)
 
 
 
Did I bring peace to the Middle East? No. But I did toss snipers off the roof of Beirut's Holiday Inn Express
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Sun May 25, 2014
(Huffington Post UK)
 
 
 
A pope, a rabbi and a Muslim are flying to the Middle East
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Sat May 24, 2014
(Slate)
 
 
 
Not news: middle-school concert. News: parent is called on stage to sing. Fark: Phil Collins
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Fri May 23, 2014
(Indiegogo)
 
 
 
TFer pursues dream of producing on Broadway, pissing off middle school English teacher. DIT
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(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Would you pay a $3 surcharge for a prime middle row seat in the movie theater?
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Thu May 22, 2014
(Albuquerque Journal)
 
 
 
What happens when you are disorderly on the train? They kick you off in the middle of goddamn nowhere of course
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(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Kate Middleton eats a cheeseburger, world thinks she's pregnant
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Tue May 20, 2014
(Opposing Views)
 
 
 
School cancels special night for honors students so that the future middle management of America doesn't get sad. Please grab a participation trophy on your way out
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Six feelings that we have no words in English to express. We're all familiar with tocka, a Russian word to describe that painful feeling of great anguish with no specific cause that always hits in the middle of the night. What are some others?
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Sun May 18, 2014
(Global Post)
 
 
 
The Ukrainian army abandons a fully armed, functional tank in the middle of a busy street. Curious civilians: Hey, what does this button do?
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Fri May 16, 2014
(Calcutta Telegraph (India))
 
 
 
Man killed in the middle of doing yoga. Police do not believe the murder was pre-meditated
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(The Week)
 
 
 
Millennials have realized that the stock market is a sucker's bet designed to enrich Wall Street middlemen and the super-wealthy at the middle class' expense- and that is freaking out this boomer columnist who was hoping to cash in his 401(K) soon
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(World Review)
 
 
 
When Russia falls out with Ukraine there is always a mad dash for Europe to wrench itself away from Moscow's gassy grasp. But the truth is, over 80% of EU's gas supplies are from Norway, Nigeria and the Middle East
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Wed May 14, 2014
(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Just when you thought traffic in Chinese cities could not possibly get any worse, someone throws an enormous ostrich into the middle of it
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Sun May 11, 2014
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Deadly gunfire breaks out in the middle of a baby's birthday party. Surprisingly, it wasn't in Florida
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Sat May 10, 2014
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
You might want to sit down for this, but it kinda looks like Comcast's new "$10 per month internet, because we want to help the poors" is less "helping hand" and more "middle finger"
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Fri May 09, 2014
(Bellator)
 
 
 
Friday Night MMA: Bellator 119, Des Green vs Daniel Weichel in the featherweight tournament final. Prelims stream at 7 PM ET. Main Card on Spike TV at 9 PM ET. Followed by MFC 40 on AXS TV with Sam Alvey vs Wes Swofford for the middleweight title
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Thu May 08, 2014
(CNBC)
 
 
 
How well do you really know the middle-managers of the world domination set?
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Sorry I was late coming in, boss, but the freeway had a gigantic hole in the middle of it
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Tue May 06, 2014
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Wealthy Missourians are finally getting the tax cut middle-class Missourians need
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Mon May 05, 2014
(KFOR Oklahoma City)
 
 
 
Because if you're 71 and like to get naked in public, you might as well do it in the middle of the street with a meat cleaver
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(17)
 
(Today)
 
 
 
Using a middle initial makes people appear smarter to others. The study was completed in October of 2000, just prior to the election of George W. Bush
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Sun May 04, 2014
(Komo)
 
 
 
Naked Portland man doing pushups in the middle of an intersection at 4:00 a.m. is hit and killed by a car. The coroner can probably skip the toxicology report on this one
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(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Couple decides to get married as if they were mermaids. Guests felt the whole affair floundered in the middle
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Fri May 02, 2014
(KWQC Quad Cities)
 
 
 
Four middle school students try to make something edible in home economics by adding marijuana to cookie dough, then get the brilliant idea to sell the final product to their classmates and are now facing drug possession charges
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Tue April 29, 2014
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Winds of change blow Scorpions' drummer right into Middle East prison cell
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(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Kate Middleton successfully scares future Princess from marrying Prince Harry
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Sun April 27, 2014
(IndyCar)
 
 
 
What kind of pileup should we expect this week? Plus will anybody be left out in the middle of the course this year? It's the Honda Indy Grand Prix of Alabama (2:30PM ET, NBCSN)
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Wed April 23, 2014
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Fingerprints may not be unique. Apparently if you've seen one middle finger, you've seen them all
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Mon April 21, 2014
(KVUE Austin)
 
 
 
A woman cleaning out her desk at Goodnight Middle School found a photo of a World War II soldier. Since then she has passed the photo around to veterans groups, trying to find out who the man is so they can return it to its rightful owner
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Guess who just got their geek card after Martin Freeman came out and said that s/he was a huge fan of the Hobbit and knew facts about Middle Earth: a) Paris Hilton b) Tom Cruise, or c) Prince William
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Sun April 20, 2014
(CBC)
 
 
 
Saudi Arabia has confirmed seven new cases of Middle East Respiratory Syndrome, adding up to 36 infections in five days, a sudden increase of a disease that kills about a third of the people infected and has no cure. الجميع الذعر
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
SNL celebrates middle age with a three hour special, followed by a much needed nap
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Sun April 13, 2014
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Prince William is just a regular guy, and he does stuff regular guys like you would do given the chance. For example, apparently he's been plowing Kate Middleton morning, noon and night
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Fri April 11, 2014
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Jesus not welcomed in Pennsylvania Elementary school. Well, to be fair, most unmarried, middle-aged men with long greasy hair wearing only a robe and talking about having the children "come unto him" wouldn't be allowed in school
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Thu April 10, 2014
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Miley Cyrus has filled the gaping hole in her heart after the death of her beloved dog Floyd by buying a gigantic inflatable replica of Floyd that can be rolled out in the middle of her concerts
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Tue April 08, 2014
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Tigers pitcher Evan Reed accused of sending one right down the middle without permission
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(Salon)
 
 
 
Korean-American chefs have put America smack in the middle of the "Kimchi revolution"
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Mon April 07, 2014
(East Grinstead Courier)
 
 
 
Canadian rap star Drake has mural of his family and friends created by middle aged woman from small town in England, who has no idea who he is, and flies it out to his home in L.A
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Sat April 05, 2014
(UPI)
 
 
 
Still trying to get that whole 'Middle East Peace' deal under your retirement belt, John Kerry? Maybe it's you that needs a "reality check"
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Thu April 03, 2014
(Herald Scotland)
 
 
 
Scottish soccer team goes bankrupt in middle of season giving opposing teams automatic 3-0 wins, a strategy remarkably similar to that being used by the Toronto Maple Leafs in their playoff run
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Wed April 02, 2014
(WTKR)
 
 
 
Middle School evacuated due to unusual odor. Lunch Lady Doris facing charges
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(11)
 


Mon March 31, 2014
(Cleveland Plain Dealer)
 
 
 
A group of four people call authorities for help being lost and disoriented in the dense jungle in the middle of the night. Oh, I mean an urban wooded area
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(11)
 
(Short List)
 
 
 
Brilliant new art show showcases film-inspired maps - useful for when there's no 3G signal in Middle Earth
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(7)
 


Sat March 29, 2014
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
New study conducted by the Romero Institute of Chicago proves 911 response times vary depending on how close you live to a police station and whether or not your home is located in the middle of a gang warzone
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Fri March 28, 2014
(SB Nation)
 
 
 
Not news: Pitcher told he's made the team. FARK: In the middle of an inning on the mound
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(22)
 


Thu March 27, 2014
(Farktography)
 
Farktography
 
Theme of Farktography Contest No. 464: "Middle of the Night 2". Details and rules in first post. LGT next week's theme
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Wed March 26, 2014
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
One thing that will make you look a little frustrated during a political debate is passing a friggin' kidney stone in the middle of it
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(WCAX Vermont)
 
 
 
Only weeks into a 40 year sentence for his heinous UFIA of a minor, inmate dies of a seizure in the middle of the night. Of course he did
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Tue March 25, 2014
(The New Yorker)
 
 
 
It was only a matter of time: Right's new "Welfare Queens" are the middle class. Lousy takers
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(142)
 
(CTV News)
 
 
 
How hard is it to find a plane in the middle of an ocean? Turns out that it's pretty farking hard
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Mon March 24, 2014
(Kotaku)
 
 
 
What would it look like if Disney characters were in the middle of a zombie apocalypse? Probably something like this
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
"Look, kid, I'm sorry you broke your leg but I'm right in the middle of this level on Grand Theft Auto"
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