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40 headlines found matching 'messages'
Mon October 16, 2017
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Spread the word. Hero tag applies for all stepping forward
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Fri October 13, 2017
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Just a little tip to the Pentagon and FEMA: When discussing how to "spin" the media on your failing Puerto Rico relief effort, it's probably a very good idea to double check your email distro list to make sure it doesn't include a reporter
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(Rocketnews 24)
 
 
 
Beautiful bird, the Humboldt penguin. Lovely plumage
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Wed October 11, 2017
(KSDK St. Louis)
 
 
 
Just when you thought St. Louis might have a fighting chance at the new Amazon HQ, they go and bring in Joe Buck
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Wed October 04, 2017
(Politico)
 
 
 
President Trump overtakes pope, now most followed leader on Twitter. So it has come to this
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Tue October 03, 2017
(Newsweek)
 
 
 
SETI claims alien life will be found in twenty years, though if they just bring back SETI eels it will make Khan happy
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Three. Three private email accounts ah ah ah
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Thu September 28, 2017
(C|Net)
 
 
 
Russian-linked Twitter accounts stoked NFL anthem debate, especially the one based out of 1600 Pennsylvania Ave
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Wed September 27, 2017
(KING 5 News)
 
 
 
Origami butterflies with ominous "you are not safe" and "9-28-17" messages appearing in Seattle, causing concern. To be fair, the butterfly effect is unpredictable
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Mon September 25, 2017
(Fortune)
 
 
 
Walt Disney to Optimum: That's a nice cable business you have there. Be a shame if something happened to your ABC, ESPN and Disney programming
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Sat September 23, 2017
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Florida Gov. Scott's office deleted all 4 calls for help from nursing home where 11 died after Irma
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Thu September 14, 2017
(KFVS 12)
 
 
 
"Go further without consent"
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Wed September 06, 2017
(Russia Today)
 
 
 
NASA celebrates 40 years of Voyager spacecraft with interstellar message. I want to believe
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Mon September 04, 2017
(Metro)
 
 
 
Dad catches his babysitter sleeping, so he gathers his children, leaves with them, and makes the babysitter think they were kidnapped. The Aristocrats
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Mon August 28, 2017
(SanDiego UnionTribune)
 
 
 
Rep. Duncan Hunter: "[Trump's] an asshole, but he's our asshole"
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Fri August 25, 2017
(KTVZ Bend)
 
 
 
Got milk?
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
"(J)ust because I am a mortician by trade don't mean I don't do anything els(e) . .." would be a great name for a clinic that specializes in circumcisions by a 23-year old bag-piper named Josh
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Thu August 17, 2017
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Let's do a quick check in with Rosie O'Donnell for her latest opinion on Donald Trump, and -- oh my
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Wed August 16, 2017
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Yertle is "basically saying f*** you to the president"
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(CNN)
 
 
 
McConnell is mad at Donald Trump for using a Fog Horn instead of a Dog Whistle when talking about the Night of the Long Tikis in Charlottesville
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Wed August 09, 2017
(9News (Australia))
 
 
 
Tell me if you've heard this one before... A koala walks into a pharmacy
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Fri August 04, 2017
(Hyperallergic)
 
 
 
Canadian Catholic snowflakes outraged by demonic giant robot spider climbing all over their cathedral
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
You go to all that effort, and that's the snappiest message you can come up with?
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Wed August 02, 2017
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Secret spy radio station, that no one admits operating, still transmits from somewhere inside Russia. Set your shortwave radio to 4625 kHz and your Putin Magic Decider badge to "A=A" and copy the secret message sent by Vlad, himself
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Tue August 01, 2017
(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: I learned my wife was having an affair thanks to her idiot friend and Facebook messages she left open, which made it clear she loved me. She broke up with her lover and is in grief. I'm still hurt, but she's hurt more. What do I do?"
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Sat July 29, 2017
(The Sun)
 
 
 
"Somebody on Craigslist has a cow for sale and accidentally typed my number as the contact. This has been the worst morning of my life." Don't have a cow, man (Not safe for work content in sidebar)
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Fri July 28, 2017
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
I'm not saying Leonardo da Vinci hid secret messages of aliens in the Mona Lisa... but he hid secret messages of aliens in the Mona Lisa
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Thu July 27, 2017
(WSAZ West Virginia)
 
 
 
You know you've overstayed your welcome when the cemetery resells your gravesite
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Wed July 26, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Instead of potato chips, package contained king cobra. Would not buy again
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Sat July 22, 2017
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Manafort and Junior cut deal to avoid testifying under oath
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Tue July 18, 2017
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Stupid reasons to divorce: #23 - Your spouse won't reply to your text messages
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Trump threw a huge tantrum after a NY Times story was published that detailed how aides thought the best way to reach him was to put their messages on TV, repeatedly screaming, am I a baby? am I a farking baby?
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Fri July 14, 2017
(ZDNet)
 
 
 
"The laws of mathematics are very commendable, but the only law that applies in Australia is the law of Australia." - Australia's Prime Minister
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Thu July 13, 2017
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Trump: Did I say I knew nothing about meetings with Russian lawyers? What I really meant was that "in fact, maybe it was mentioned at some point"
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Wed July 12, 2017
(Fox News)
 
 
 
What? Noooooo. The hell you say
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Mon July 10, 2017
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Wisconsin governor to Instagram haters: Have a cold one
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Wed July 05, 2017
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Dak Prescott is an NFL machine
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Mon July 03, 2017
(Colorado Springs Independent)
 
 
 
Colorado's favorite libertarian curmudgeon complains to police chief about late night Amber Alert for disabled kid. Police chief doesn't give a fark and responds with blistering candor
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Sat July 01, 2017
(Quartz)
 
 
 
French President Emmanuel Macron packs nearly a dozen hidden messages into his official portrait. Trump struggles to pack a single idea into a sentence
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Fri June 30, 2017
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Before we beam too many messages into space let's make sure we're not accidentally triggering an alien invasion
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