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Wed February 01, 2012
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"Spiffy," said Tom, "I have invented the phonograph. Now businessmen can send each other brief messages in pneumatic tubes, which I call the Internets." "Now, Slave, fetch me a recording of Bismarck"
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telegraph.co.uk
)
(10)
Tue January 31, 2012
Religious leaders falling over themselves in scramble to excommunicate philosopher who's building a temple to atheism
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dailymail.co.uk
)
(405)
Wed January 18, 2012
(TheOatmeal.com)
Out of all the SOPA blackout messages, the Oatmeal probably has the best one
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theoatmeal.com
)
(36)
Mon January 16, 2012
(Some Guy)
App lets you deliver your last words from beyond the grave for eternity. DO NOT let your mother-in-law find out about this
(
couriermail.com.au
)
(32)
Fri January 06, 2012
(The Macomb Daily)
Those evil bastards ... Man calls cops, suspects Al Qaeda putting subliminal messages in his porn
(
macombdaily.com
)
(36)
Videogame anagrams hide secret messages
(
wired.com
)
(27)
Tue December 27, 2011
Subway dispatcher will not be fired for displaying "deck the halls" lyrics in between boring messages on electronic signs on Christmas
(
myfoxboston.com
)
(24)
Fri December 09, 2011
(Some Guy)
Inventors of a new revolutionary substance claim that it can keep things from getting wet. For generations married men knew of this substance, and called it wedding cake
(
digg.com
)
(57)
Mon November 21, 2011
Challenge: Open your kitchen cupboards and Photoshop the contents therein
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flickr.com
)
(33)
Fri November 11, 2011
(Indian Express)
Old and busted: breathalyzer. New hotness: handheld fingerprint drug detection kit
(
indianexpress.com
)
(14)
Tue November 08, 2011
(Some Guy)
Ozzy Osbourne is leaving cryptic messages that suggest Black Sabbath might reunite for a tour. Then again, pretty much everything Ozzy says sounds cryptic
(
heraldsun.com.au
)
(27)
Thu November 03, 2011
Remember Greece, when Griff asks you if you are in or out TELL HIM YOU ARE OUT
(
foxbusiness.com
)
(70)
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