Drew Curtis' FARK.com -- links tagged 'mess'

Headlines matching 'mess'

Thu May 16, 2013

Source	Fark Headline		Comments
		You now stand a greater chance of not winning $550 million in Saturday's Powerball drawing source: cbsnews.com \| share:	(102)
		After beating the Thunder, Marc Gasol would like you to know that it's not time to start sucking each others' dicks yet. No, really, that was his message. Check the last few lines of the story source: espn.go.com \| share:	(34)

Wed May 15, 2013

Radio preacher who predicted the rapture for May 2011 faces financial hardships after the Messiah was a no-show. THANKS OBAMA

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Tue May 14, 2013


		With the help of a psychology professor and a Pixar illustrator, Facebook is trying to make our messages a little more emotional. Will someone please tell them to stop before the Emoticon Apocalypse begins? source: popsci.com \| share:	(22)
		ProPublica: The IRS unit that went fishing in conservative groups' business also sent us a whole mess of confidential documents from those groups. Lately it's been more difficult to reach the IRS for comment, though. Can't imagine why source: propublica.org \| share:	(36)

Mon May 13, 2013

		Corporate logos that contain subliminal messaging. Have you already spotted them? source: finance.yahoo.com \| share:	(68)
		Bad: Kids mess with an autistic boy who wanted to be friends with them. Fark: Then they blew his fingers off with a bomb source: opposingviews.com \| share:	(321)
		Jason Richwine: I say, "Love your brother." Well, I don't literally say it. And no, I don't really literally mean it. And no, I don't literally believe it. But I'm not a racist. That message should be clear. I'm anything but racist source: livewire.talkingpointsmemo.com \| share:	(160)

		Message to college grads: learn some programming source: transparencyrevolution.com \| share:	(165)

Fri May 10, 2013

Oregon smokejumpers jump in to the BEST SMOKE EVER

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Thu May 09, 2013

Building superintendent mistakes tomato plants for pot plants on rooftop, calls cops. Cops come and mistake tomato plants for pot plants. That's some fine police work there, Officer Lou

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Wed May 08, 2013

Mark Zuckerburg gets into politics, messes with tech industry [ ] Like?

source: politico.com | share:

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Sun May 05, 2013

Bill Maher, "Obama would still be a community organizer if he'd been busted for smoking pot." Not sure if this is argument for reform, or more draconian pot laws

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Sat May 04, 2013

"I thought he was joking," says father regarding the text message that his son sent him which read, simply, "I killed mom"

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Fri May 03, 2013

The "Messiah of Sex" has died. Everyone awaits the Second Coming

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Thu May 02, 2013

		US Airman, "Aliens messed with the US" source: en.ria.ru \| share:	(129)
		NASA wants the public to send messages to Mars. What does Fark want to tell our Martian overlords? source: nasa.gov \| share:	(60)

Wed May 01, 2013

		Photoshop this melting mess source: s.wsj.net \| share:	(12)
		Desperate Nintendo sends message to the dozen remaining Wii users that Wii U isn't an upgrade, it's a new system and wow we really should have called that something else source: kotaku.com \| share:	(135)

Tue April 30, 2013

		Deaths from prescription drugs: thousands. Deaths from marijauna: none. No wait...we may have a late entry source: chicagotribune.com \| share:	(178)
		Will Markey get Lynched? Will Gomey beat out Sully or will Winslow mess with everyone? This is your MA Senate primary fight thread....because it's election day somewhere and who doesn't love an election? source: politico.com \| share:	(31)

Mon April 29, 2013

Prisoners Review Their Jails On Yelp: If the roaches and rats don't mess with you on Rikers Island, the Correctional Officers will ..... Oh and watch out for your cornhole, bud

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Fri April 26, 2013

		Bug in iMessage deletes the last word in some text messages on Apple devices, causing source: theverge.com \| share:	(81)
		Washington state Judge to police: "Give that man his marijuana back, or else" source: thenewstribune.com \| share:	(189)
		Bill Clinton uses potty talk at Bush Library opening source: livewire.talkingpointsmemo.com \| share:	(34)

Thu April 25, 2013

Prosecutors upset that legal marijuana will jeopardize future pot busts

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Wed April 24, 2013

		Oh silly judge, you should know that laws don't apply to The Messiah source: businessweek.com \| share:	(171)
		Firefighters discover over $1 million worth of marijuana on second floor of burning home, immediately order emergency air-drop of Funyuns source: wtkr.com \| share:	(32)
		Tamerian Tsarnaev got welfare so therefore we should round up all welfare recipients as they are all clearly a risk of blowing up at us, right? source: bostonherald.com \| share:	(108)

Tue April 23, 2013

		Supreme Court decides that deporting Jamaican for having pot is too ironic to be legal source: chicagotribune.com \| share:	(63)
		So NASA have a single photo that encapsulates the Sun's activity over the course of an entire year. And some wise ass has stuck a swirly GIF beneath it, to mess with your head source: shortlist.com \| share:	(25)

Mon April 22, 2013

Police find 55lbs of pot inside Pac-Man game. No wonder he's got the munchies

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Sat April 20, 2013

3,000 pot cookies seized after Canadian home invasion goes wrong. Cookie Monster being held in protective custody for his own safety

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Fri April 19, 2013

(Some Guy)

Some ad exec thought a week with two huge explosions would be the perfect week to debut a website with a cryptic message and a countdown timer

source: adland.tv | share:

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Wed April 17, 2013

Message in a bottle travels in 28 years from Nova Scotia ending up in a river in Croatia

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Mon April 15, 2013

		Since it's tax day for some of us, let's take a look at where the highest tax cheats reside. I'm looking at you, Atlanta, LA and...DC? Well that's not surprising at all source: inquisitr.com \| share:	(28)
(Some Guy)		A message from a Facebook moderator: Every time you report your crazy uncle's racist rant, an opportunity is lost to prevent an actual crime. (trigger warning) source: theinternetoffendsme.wordpress.com \| share:	(204)

Sun April 14, 2013

		Giant snails overrunning Florida. While the rest you will be killed by our new slimy overlords, subby is grateful that he works at a salt mine source: usnews.nbcnews.com \| share:	(59)
		Fark-ready headline: Mass vomiting breaks out at baby shop source: chron.com \| share:	(50)

Sat April 13, 2013

		Ron Howard, Tony Basil, and Beau Bridges star in Village of the Giants from MST3K season 5, a mess of a film that Mike, Servo, and Crow eviscerate to hilarious results. "Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of the breasts" source: youtube.com \| share:	(4)
		The man arrested today in connection to the shooting of two women at a suburban Virginia mall may have announced his crime minutes in advance on the 4chan message board source: wired.com \| share:	(131)

Thu April 11, 2013

FC Barcelona midfielder Xavi outdoes Beckham, Messi, and Tebow, completes 96 out of 96 passes

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Wed April 10, 2013

		Man squats a dictionary-word gmail address in 2004 and forgets about it. Finds 4,382 unread messages, 9 years later. For the New Yorker, this is a shocking story source: newyorker.com \| share:	(74)
		Republicans look to send a stern message to Obama over his excessive time machine usage by canceling the "obamaphone" program that he secretly started when Reagan was president source: washingtonpost.com \| share:	(155)

Tue April 09, 2013

		British supermarket chain Asda says it is recalling all corned beef from its budget range after traces of a veterinary drug were found in some batches source: twincities.com \| share:	(51)
		Bank of America says it's sorry. Now believe our sappy message and give us another chance so our stocks will go up - because that is what really matters source: fool.com \| share:	(15)
		You know how cops are always artificially inflating the potential proceeds in their drug busts? Well one guy in Colorado is suing the police for $210,000, for his illegally seized pot. Police to say this is exorbitant in 5..4 source: coloradoan.com \| share:	(36)

Mon April 08, 2013

Finally, the ultimate playset for your action figures: a scale toilet designed for 12" toys

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Sat April 06, 2013

The crime spree ended near a local elementary school with a simple, spray painted message that said "sorry"

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Fri April 05, 2013

The universe has been missing 80% of its mass, and scientists may have found it, right near Uranus

source: science.time.com | share:

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Thu April 04, 2013

		Just like their season, the Lakers mess up Shaq's jersey source: bleacherreport.com \| share:	(19)
		U.S. Drug Enforcement Agency openly frustrated that they cannot crack Apple's iMessage encryption to listen in on suspects source: appleinsider.com \| share:	(140)
		Massachusetts pot regulators welcome Big Weed source: bostonherald.com \| share:	(60)

Wed April 03, 2013

Legal pot sellers realize they have to pay taxes to the government for their drugs, realize they can't afford it

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Tue April 02, 2013

		Launder billions in drug money? That's a slap on the wrist. But messing with standardized testing? That's a jailing source: cnn.com \| share:	(104)
		Not news: People have a problem with their neighbors. News: Because the smell of the pot growing in their is overwhelming. Fark: No government agency, including the Portland Police, will bother to get involved source: katu.com \| share:	(169)

Mon April 01, 2013

Come for the awesome photos of colorful Holi celebrants, stay for the messy faces

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Sat March 30, 2013

Growhouse gets raided by police in Kansas, only nets 6 plants. Tomato and squash plants

source: news.yahoo.com | share:

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Fri March 29, 2013

In observation of Good Friday and remembering God's message of forgiveness, here's beatboxing Jesus and the Prodigal Son

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Thu March 28, 2013

One more Cheeto on the road to legalization: Taxing pot and terrible puns for stories relating to taxing pot

source: politico.com | share:

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Tue March 26, 2013

		Pot growers who are hoping to cash in on the "green rush" in Colorado are having trouble with the 'man'. The 'man' being the banks which aren't lending them money to grow their businesses source: washingtonpost.com \| share:	(97)
		New Jersey man "very happy" after winning $338M Powerball jackpot. YOU DON'T SAY source: foxnews.com \| share:	(90)

Mon March 25, 2013

		How to mess with a sleepy kitty source: youtube.com \| share:	(19)
		I don't always kill seven men. But, when I do I leave them in the city centre with chilling messages pinned to their chests with ice picks source: dailymail.co.uk \| share:	(129)

Sun March 24, 2013

Will the West continue to be a complete mess? Will Duke suck? Will Roy Williams cry? It's your NCAA Tournament Thread

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Sat March 23, 2013

As the screaming woman got closer, she reached into her bra and pulled out a stun gun, according to police. The messenger tried to make his getaway, but the pregnant woman gave chase and soon caught him

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Thu March 21, 2013

		There's the odd couple and then there's killing your roommate because of a mess in the kitchen source: sunnewsnetwork.ca \| share:	(53)
		The school that suspended a boy for a gun-shaped Pop Tart has also outlawed hugging, homemade food, pushing kids on swings, sneezing, the apostrophe and breath mints. Only two of those are untrue source: dailycaller.com \| share:	(135)

Wed March 20, 2013

		Another of those consequences nobody ever thinks about. Legalized marijuana means all the drug dogs need to be retrained source: katu.com \| share:	(104)
		The Last Letter: A Message to George W. Bush and Dick Cheney From a Dying Veteran source: truthdig.com \| share:	(884)

Sun March 17, 2013

"48-year-old Patti M. Cole faces a charge of disorderly conduct after leaving the message on a broken toilet in front of a home she owns in Mount Pleasant"

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Sat March 16, 2013

Not news: Outspoken conservative legislator turns out to be into the very thing he voted against. News: For a change, it's not about being gay

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Fri March 15, 2013

		The crazy hits just keep coming from the 2013 CPAC convention as next up is Donald Trump who says that we should steal Iraq's oil to "pay ourselves back" for the war and that our country is "a total mess" source: politicalticker.blogs.cnn.com \| share:	(149)
		Without this guy, hackers would be able to break into our FB accounts and leave messages like "my farts smell" as an outgoing status message source: timesofisrael.com \| share:	(20)

Thu March 14, 2013

		Now seriously, who would ever need something like this, unless they were launching rockets, or messing with a reactor core? source: electronista.com \| share:	(21)
		Let's talk about using cola to clean your toilet, because seriously we should be using it for everything but drinking source: foodbeast.com \| share:	(31)

Wed March 13, 2013

A fired-up Lionel Messi inspired Barcelona to a sensational Champions League comeback against AC Milan on Tuesday with two goals in a 4-0 home win to help them reach the quarter-finals

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Tue March 12, 2013

		Are you a wealthy guy who got cleaned out in a messy divorce? There's a PAC for that source: nwfdailynews.com \| share:	(159)
		Tinkler tried to buy company and absorb mess rather than be exposed, says liquidator source: bloomberg.com \| share:	(2)

Sun March 10, 2013

Former TSA screener testifies to how they are an impenetrable force, not to be messed with. HA....just kidding....he says pretty much what we already know

source: nypost.com | share:

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Sat March 09, 2013

		News: Police sergeant causes a stir when he starts lobbying for a pro marijuana group. Fark: He is also a lobbyist for the tea party source: stltoday.com \| share:	(63)
		Is ten inches of snow in Flagstaff a sure sign of global warming? Will the pot dispensaries still be open in Denver in a blizzard? Will the Plains get all wet like your Mom? It's your official Winter Storm Triton discussion thread (w/radar of storm) source: weather.com \| share:	(93)

Thu March 07, 2013

Lesbian couple married after Washington voters approved gay marriage seeking a license to sell pot after voters legalized marijuana

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Wed March 06, 2013

If pot was like wine

source: visual.ly | share:

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Tue March 05, 2013

It's getting harder and harder for Boehner to maintain control, things might explode at any minute, and when they do, it's going to cause a real mess

source: nationaljournal.com | share:

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Sun March 03, 2013

U.S. special envoy to North Korea has message from Kim to Obama: Call me maybe

source: thehill.com | share:

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Sat March 02, 2013

		After six month design process, Pittsfield, Mass. decides to paint new police cars black with white letters source: berkshireeagle.com \| share:	(53)
		You know there's something inherently wrong in your state when the government is forced to caution cities not to draft laws legislating smoking, guns, and bees source: sun-sentinel.com \| share:	(21)

Fri March 01, 2013

		Police department requests 2,000 air fresheners after a huge marijuana raid. And some chips. And maybe some sliders source: wtam.com \| share:	(34)
		The robot that can throw cinder blocks around like they were tin cans or Jets offensive linemen source: theverge.com \| share:	(55)

Thu February 28, 2013

Eyeballs transplanted to some random part of a tadpole's body convey vision even without a direct neural connection to the brain. C'mon man, you're just messing with us now

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Tue February 26, 2013

		If you're going to drunkenly assault police officers, try not to be carrying the individually packaged bags of pot you were going to sell that night source: wtkr.com \| share:	(6)
		16 year-old boy takes his iPhone to an AT&T store for repair, and the helpful clerk was so enamored of him that he started sending dozens of sexually explicit text messages source: sun-sentinel.com \| share:	(23)
		Blizzard batters U.S. heartland, spreads snowy mess into the Midwest, yawns, gets dressed, promises to call sometime source: cnn.com \| share:	(35)
		Obama's sequester strategy: Divide the GOP, conquer the message and see the Tea Party driven before him source: politico.com \| share:	(168)
		That's a real nice wind farm you've got for yourself here. It would be a real shame if somebody came along and messed it all up source: mnn.com \| share:	(54)

Sat February 23, 2013

"Police were called, and upon arriving they determine the chicken had, in fact, been stolen from the crock pot." Chicken trifecta now in play

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Fri February 22, 2013

Why do Republicans keep losing? "At the national level, Republicans have a winning message for a nation that no longer exists"

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Thu February 21, 2013

A former Swan contestant is seriously pissed that her $300K investment in plastic surgery transformed her from an ugly duckling into an obese, housebound and bipolarish mess

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Wed February 20, 2013

	The final world on the whole Tesla vs New York Times comes from Popular Mechanics. In a nutshell: a pox on both of them (link fixed) source: popularmechanics.com \| share:	(182)
(CONELRAD)	42 years ago today the National Emergency Warning Center mistakenly sent out an emergency warning message that sent the public into a panic. With audio of the alert from WOWO radio in Ft. Wayne Indiana source: conelrad.blogspot.com \| share:	(108)
	Bryce Harper comes to training camp with 20 extra lbs of muscle after winning ROTY last year, and already has his sights set on the World Series. Watch out NL East source: washingtonpost.com \| share:	(136)
	Marijuana tourism is on the way to Colorado, but the state will put up signs in airports and borders telling visitors they can't take pot home source: 9news.com \| share:	(63)

Mon February 18, 2013

Farkers required - museum seeks brainboxes to solve to solve a cryptic150-year-old message which could hold the key to an "Earthly Paradise"

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Sun February 17, 2013

Some lottery winners wisely invest the money from their jackpot. Others accidentally blow up their home after going on a meth-and-marijuana binge. "The victim was wearing a lottery T-shirt during the explosion"

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Fri February 15, 2013

		Jack in the Box heiress and former San Diego Mayor gambles away more than $1 billion. When she dipped into her late husband's charity, things started to get messy source: examiner.com \| share:	(95)
		The ten messiest band breakups in history. Difficulty: The Eagles aren't at number one source: rollingstone.com \| share:	(240)

Thu February 14, 2013

Mass Effect, Dead Space, Bioshock, Borderlands, Fallout 3 - if you've played any of these modern shooters, you've felt the influence of System Shock 2, which after legal hassles and technical issues were settled, is available again for today's gamers

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Wed February 13, 2013

Oregon athlete sets sights on track team, making her a 4 sport D-1 athlete. How are those 10 push-ups every other Sunday working out for you?

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Mon February 11, 2013

Fortune-cookie company removes romantic messages from their cookies after complaints from parents who don't want their children to meet a tall, dark, handsome lover

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Sun February 10, 2013

'Are You Afraid of the Dark?' was a kids show on Nickelodeon, but it did have adult messages, too

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Fri February 08, 2013

		Here you go, men: the secret message told by the flowers you send. Yellow roses? Congrats, you just dumped your girl source: wtop.com \| share:	(90)
		The ACLU is at it again: suing a public school in Ohio, claiming that the portrait of a historical figure that hangs in the school's entranceway is some sort of secret sectarian religious message. The historical figure? Okay, it's Jesus, but still.., source: foxnews.com \| share:	(311)
		Japanese men responsible for surge in purchases of Valentine's Day insurance in which they are guaranteed to receive chocolate on February 14 with "personal message from self-professed beautiful lady, Rieko" source: japantoday.com \| share:	(37)

Wed February 06, 2013

Gus Johnson expands Fox Sports role beyond football and NCAA basketball to soccer, will become voice of FA Cup, EPL, Champions League, and World Cup. LEO MESSI GETS GOALS

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Tue February 05, 2013

Wrapping 30lbs of weed in "Happy Birthday" wrapping paper will not prevent the police dog from wanting to open it

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Mon February 04, 2013

		Man discovers why it's not a good idea to set up a pot grow-tent operation next to a K-9 training center (w/ "Is that a bug on my forehead?" mug shot) source: sun-sentinel.com \| share:	(33)
		We need to get the message out ... "Kick the kids outside" source: sciencenews.org \| share:	(29)
		AirAsia CEO reads Fark and finally gets the message. US airlines set to follow but with exciting new $50 surcharge as a bonus source: news.com.au \| share:	(75)

Sun February 03, 2013

Remember Galileo dropping two different-sized cannonballs off the leaning tower of Pisa to prove objects of different mass fall at the same rate? Yeah, about that

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Sat February 02, 2013

From MST3K season 5, it's Teenage Crime Wave, a bizarre mess Mike, Servo, and Crow make enjoyable. Featuring TV's Frank as Doughy Man, it's a great episode. "Society didn't give me enough bullets"

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Fri February 01, 2013

If you're going to head out on a carjacking spree, you might want to leave the half million dollars worth of pot back home

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Thu January 31, 2013

If you're illegally growing marijuana in your home and somebody busts in and steals your hookahs, just let them go man

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Wed January 30, 2013

Think you know everything about pot? Boy have we got the perfect job for you

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Mon January 28, 2013

		The new message from Republicans: I am the kind and benevolent Oz. Pay no attention to that rich man behind the curtain source: nytimes.com \| share:	(33)
		He's still not 26, but by the end of 2013, there's a good chance Lionel Messi will become the leading all-time scorer in Spanish Football source: sportige.com \| share:	(65)
		It seems children are experiencing more attention disorders in recent yea- just a sec, got a text message....aaaaannnd sent. So what was I saying? source: desmoinesregister.com \| share:	(118)

Sat January 26, 2013

		Stan "The Man" Musial makes his last trip to Busch Stadium source: stltoday.com \| share:	(21)
		North Carolina wants to bar the bankrupt and welfare recipients from buying lottery tickets. No jackpots for the poor source: wisconsingazette.com \| share:	(301)

Thu January 24, 2013

		Pot doesn't make you lazy, it helped these industrious mice make a home in a police evidence bag of marijuana. Unfortunately the police evidence bag of Doritos is nowhere to be found source: kansas.com \| share:	(37)
		High school kid who put semen in breath mints pleads guilty, but will have record sealed. Solution: publish his name and photo before that happens source: mlive.com \| share:	(78)

Wed January 23, 2013

Well, that didn't take long: GOP leaders call Obama's speech "disturbing" and "disappointing", wonder why he won't get the clear message the voters sent him that they want him to govern just like a Republican would

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Tue January 22, 2013

Success of Lena Dunham's "Girls" inspires reality TV mogul to troll Craigslist with offer to star on new series starring real-life overeducated hipster women in NYC with no money and messed-up sex lives

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Sat January 19, 2013

		Police union lawyer criticizes department's "offensive" policy of prohibiting officers from smoking pot source: enterprisenews.com \| share:	(54)
		If you love Casablanca, you'll loathe Overdrawn at the Memory Bank from MST3K season 8. Raul Julia stars in this PBS mess, and Mike, Servo, and Crow give us a great episode. So this is public television. Suddenly I feel like beating up Fred Rogers source: youtube.com \| share:	(43)
		Today's "teacher arrested for seducing a student via text message" comes from Liberace's hometown. Fark: both teacher and student were male source: mydesert.com \| share:	(46)

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