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67 headlines found matching 'mess'
Fri December 12, 2014
Source     Fark Headline Comments
(Slate)
 
 
 
"Wikipedia is amazing. But it has become a rancorous, sexist, elitist, stupidly bureaucratic mess"
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Wed December 10, 2014
(Fark)
 
 
 
If scientists found a way to clone Jesus how would you react to the Carbon Copy Messiah?
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Mon December 08, 2014
(CTV News)
 
 
 
To all the middle aged men at 45 buying a Harley, a trophy wife and a bottle of Rogaine, KNOCK IT OFF. This message brought to you by your local hospital emergency workers
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Sat December 06, 2014
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
"In the old days spoilers would kill a show. These days, spoilers can actually end up recruiting for the show. They send you a message that it's really good - that people really care about it and that you might want to watch it too"
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Fri December 05, 2014
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Buttons with extra holes let you spell out messages on your clothing - if that's something you'd want to do
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Wed December 03, 2014
(The Indy Channel)
 
 
 
On the 22nd anniversary of the first text, here are nine of the most famous text messages
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Tue December 02, 2014
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this messenger
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(32)
 


Wed November 26, 2014
(CBC)
 
 
 
Because it wouldn't be a holiday without an east-coast winter storm to mess up all the airports: say hello to Weather Storm Cato
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(65)
 
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Republicans are three times as effective at spreading their message
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Tue November 25, 2014
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
On one hand, this teenager is addicted to eating sponges and goes through two a week to satisfy her cravings. On the other, she can handle messy spills with ease
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(38)
 
(Science Recorder)
 
 
 
Why are dogs messier drinkers than cats? Because it's hard to be dainty while drinking with a steak in your mouth. Here comes the science
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(18)
 


Thu November 20, 2014
(National Post)
 
 
 
Ukraine rebel "leader" thinks the year is 1700 and he can settle this whole mess with a duel
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Wed November 19, 2014
(Examiner)
 
 
 
The No. 2 Oregon Ducks are looking good in the College football playoffs, but will the No. 9 UCLA Bruins have a say in the college football playoffs? Breaking down the PAC-12 mess
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(26)
 


Tue November 18, 2014
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Virus responsible for mass-stellacide. STELLA
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(9)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Independent senator Bernie Sanders of Vermont on the message from voters in the midterms: "About 64 percent of the American people rejected the two-party system. They rejected Washington as it now functioned"
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(124)
 
(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
The obvious message is don't drive your plane down the street
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(17)
 
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Sixty reasons All Dogs Go To Heaven is the most messed-up kids' movie of all time
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Sat November 15, 2014
(Salon)
 
 
 
Eight ways shows like "Law & Order: SVU" mess with your head and convince you there is way more crime in society than there ever was
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Fri November 14, 2014
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
There's "messy" and then there's "unable to notice you got robbed, messy"
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Tue November 11, 2014
(The Register)
 
 
 
Newly discovered "Masque Attack" may allow cybercriminals to install malware on unjailbroken iPhones and iPads with just a text message or email. 95% of iOS devices may be vulnerable
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Sun November 09, 2014
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Danny Trejo will fight lava-infused zombies in a new film entitled "You'll Pay To See It Twice"
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(17)
 
(Daily Herald)
 
 
 
Siemens leaves mess, fails to clean it up
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(7)
 


Sat November 08, 2014
(Radio Times)
 
 
 
Peter Capaldi sends heartwarming message to autistic child who just lost his nanny. I know autistic children have problems with eye contact, I wonder how they feel about attack eyebrows?
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(25)
 
(ScreenCrush)
 
 
 
Star Wars message board fan Queen Gimmedala nonchalantly announced the name of Episode VII back in December 2012
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Fri November 07, 2014
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
"You know what, I'm sorry, that is inspiring,...To see two long-term rivals come together, after an election, and unite around a shared message of disingenuous horseshiat"
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(41)
 
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Obama decided to bypass all that messy ambassador stuff and transparency and became pen pals with Iran's Khameini
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Tue November 04, 2014
(Popular Science)
 
 
 
2014: World's most powerful X-ray-making accelerator opens on Long Island, 2015: Welcome to the four boroughs of New York City, sorry about the mess over there
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Thu October 30, 2014
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
When you burglarize one of the oldest pubs in Britain you give it respect... by leaving a note saying you're sorry for messing up the joint
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Thu October 23, 2014
(Naples Daily News)
 
 
 
Florida man stabbed, another knocked out by pool ball over stolen chicken wing. Lesson: Don't mess with someone's chicken wings
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(29)
 
(Den Of Geek)
 
 
 
Perfectly cromulent Tom Cruise action thriller "Edge of Tomorrow" bombed this summer. Did marketing mess it up because they're marketers? Did fans reject it because it wasn't from a puerile American comic book?
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Wed October 22, 2014
(Pro Football Mock)
 
 
 
Jay Cutler and Brandon Marshall clear the air via text message after the Bears locker room fight
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(18)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Etchings found on haunting seven-faced Shigir Idol, the world's oldest known wooden statue, could 'could hold a message to modern man', like "You guys got those flying cars yet?" or 'Never order food in a strip joint'
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Tue October 21, 2014
(YouTube)
 
 
 
The Brothers Chaps bring us a message of Halloween Safety
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Mon October 20, 2014
(Independent)
 
 
 
It looks like you're having a heart attack. Would you like to • Park your car, call an ambulance and notify your doctor? • Update your will and leave a message for your loved ones? • Lie there behind the wheel and die like a dog?
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(CBS4Denver - KCNC)
 
 
 
4 out of 5 Dentists recommend smoking pot
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Sun October 19, 2014
(Forbes)
 
 
 
Snapchat: We interrupt your recent updates to bring you a message from our sponsor
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Fri October 17, 2014
(The Local)
 
 
 
Don't mess with the cops, don't make jokes and remember the top half of your bikini: French travel warnings about visiting the U.S
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(Baltimore Ravens)
 
 
 
Steve Smith quits Twitter before he causes a PR mess, explains reporter who works for the Baltimore Ravens
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(22)
 


Mon October 13, 2014
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Cristiano Ronaldo, Lionel Messi, Diego Maradona or Pele - Who is the greatest footballer of all time?
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Sun October 12, 2014
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Chinese hotel posts sign giving helpful hints on how to use a toilet, such as not putting your head in it. If only high schools had these signs, bullying would be almost nonexistent
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Thu October 02, 2014
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves is an unwatchable mess. Just like it was twenty-three years ago
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Wed October 01, 2014
(ABC7 Chicago)
 
 
 
You invite a man into your home and then get a recorded message from the police about a dangerous fugitive in the area. What do you do?
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Tue September 23, 2014
(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Israeli forces kill suspects involved in death of teens who were killed in revenge for death of Palestinian. Well, I guess that's all settled, then, glad that mess is all over with now
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Mon September 22, 2014
(SFGate)
 
 
 
If you're a MLB rookie and hit your first home run, it's nice to get the baseball back, especially after an 8-year-old girl has written a cute message on it for you
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Sat September 20, 2014
(YouTube)
 
 
 
From MST3K season 9, it's Devil Fish, a film of montages of dumb people fighting a deadly fish. Mike, Servo, and Crow fillet this mess of a film and the state of Florida. "This is how I like to fish; a flashlight and a flamethrower"
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Fri September 19, 2014
(Medium)
 
 
 
Problem: future crime predicted using mobile phone data. Solution: future arrest sent by text message
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Thu September 18, 2014
(ESPN)
 
 
 
"The terms of his Jan. 2 probation called for Simpson to have no alcohol-related, drug-related or traffic offenses." Oops, oops, and oops
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Wed September 17, 2014
(Mental Floss)
 
 
 
In 1964 grocery store managers received a message that this Pop-Tart thingy should in no way be thought of as a breakfast cereal. Now it turns fifty
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Mon September 15, 2014
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Sarah Palin's people finally weigh in on these ridiculous rumors that the family was involved in a drunken brawl in Anchorage... by pointing out that the other guy started it and Track got messed up pretty bad in the fight, cracking a couple ribs
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(NewsOK)
 
 
 
Prayer campaign continues against sold-out satanic 'black mass'
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(136)
 


Thu September 11, 2014
(Metro)
 
 
 
Napoleon Dynamite records special message for young girl battling leukemia. GOSH
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Wed September 10, 2014
(Anchorage Daily News)
 
 
 
Just because you've sent Bristol Palin 1,000 messages on Facebook so you think that means she likes you doesn't mean it's cool to fly all the way up to Alaska to surprise her in her driveway
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Fri September 05, 2014
(Short List)
 
 
 
The incredible Boeing 747 Jumbo Jet Conference Table is like having a plane crash through the ceiling without the blood and mess
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(Boston.com)
 
 
 
There is a one-in-700-million chance of being eaten by a shark. There are 7 billion people in the world. That means ten people are being eaten by sharks right this moment screaming for help while you're busy searching for Caturday GIFs
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Thu September 04, 2014
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Great white shark chomps kayak off Plymouth, Mass. Which technically is just a boating accident. With helpful picture stolen directly from the movie poster
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Wed September 03, 2014
(Boston.com)
 
 
 
Boston townie left a heartwarming message in 1941 under the threshold of his row house in Charleston and just found this week. It's pure Boston
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Tue September 02, 2014
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Social media is the new Bush as President declares: "Things aren't that bad and I'm doing a great job. It's that darned Facebook messing with your head if you think otherwise"
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(Shepton Mallet Journal)
 
 
 
Evil Persian kitten hospitalises woman for giving him a bath. You mess with Oscar, you get poisoned
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(145)
 
(Press-Enterprise (So. Cal))
 
 
 
All you dirty hippies with your bio-cars have unleashed the scourge of grease thieves: "These thieves come in the middle of night. They make a mess. And usually it's near a storm drain"
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Thu August 28, 2014
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Good news for those who like famous hot mess train wrecks, Britney Spears is back on the market
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(68)
 
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
It turns out Obama and Clinton started mass domestic surveillance with an executive order. Just kidding, it was Reagan
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(65)
 


Wed August 27, 2014
(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
Important message to commuters: Trains will be running 20 to 30 minutes late this morning. Also, if you drive a car, please remember the tracks are for trains only
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(17)
 


Tue August 26, 2014
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
The cutest little foul-mouthed girl doing the Ice Bucket Challenge you'll see all day. (Warning: Foul language)
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(15)
 
(The Local)
 
 
 
Future psychopathic messianic leader found in Austria. We did so well with the last one
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(37)
 


Mon August 25, 2014
(NBC Philadelphia)
 
 
 
Who mixes his new prescription and alcohol? The Messiah, the Messiah. It's time to start running - in the street, naked from the waist down, trying to attack people in cars
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(29)
 


Sat August 23, 2014
(YouTube)
 
 
 
From MST3K season 3, it's Earth vs the Spider with bonus short Using Your Voice. Joel, Servo, and Crow rip this Bert I Gordon monster mess to shreds. "I'll just stay here and bark out belligerent, fat-assed orders"
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Fri August 22, 2014
(NewsOK)
 
 
 
News: Satanists avoid lawsuit by handing over Catholic holy relic they planned to use in a Black Mass. Fark: It was one of those styrofoam communion wafers
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