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93 headlines found matching 'mess'
Tue July 18, 2017
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Stupid reasons to divorce: #23 - Your spouse won't reply to your text messages
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Trump threw a huge tantrum after a NY Times story was published that detailed how aides thought the best way to reach him was to put their messages on TV, repeatedly screaming, am I a baby? am I a farking baby?
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Tue July 11, 2017
(AOL)
 
 
 
You know you've done messed up when Watergate prosecutors start circling you like sharks
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Mon July 10, 2017
(Kotaku)
 
 
 
Valve surprises fans by releasing Half-Life...patch. Okay, now they're just messing with us
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Little Donnie caught in the Russian mess, Putin is not to be criticized in China and KY governor wants to stick it to more people. So, where will the show go tonight? Let's watch Rachel at 9 PM EDT on MSNBC
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Gator attacks Florida Man diving for golf balls, further proving Subby's "never mess with an alligator's balls" philosophy
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Ignore the Jayden K. Smith Facebook message; it's a hoax. And not a particularly good one
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Sun July 09, 2017
(Independent)
 
 
 
Of the words you really don't want to hear scientists use regarding your nuclear power stations, "alarming" and "mess" are pretty high on the list
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Just like the Border Wall, the Immigration Ban, and the GOP Health Care Plan, the Trump's Advisory Commission On Election Integrity is an absolute mess. And absolutely terrifying
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Sat July 08, 2017
(SB Nation)
 
Weeners
 
Pedal, pedal, pedal, pedal, pedal, pedal, PENIS
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(Syfy)
 
 
 
Comet hunter Charles Messier, annoyed by every fuzzy thing in the sky that was not a comet, and determined to avoid every fuzzy thing in the sky that was not a comet, listed every fuzzy thing in the sky that was not a comet
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(Oldham Chronicle (UK))
 
 
 
Do you think a 1984 Toyota Carina II GL Auto would make the perfect getaway car? This guy did
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Fri July 07, 2017
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Convicted for tax fraud, soccer player Lionel Messi cuts a check, kicks his prison sentence to the curb. That's the FIFA way
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Thu July 06, 2017
(Fox9 Minneapolis)
 
 
 
Bear raids fridge (with "he's done this before" video)
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Wed July 05, 2017
(Nola.com)
 
 
 
To mark Independence Day, Rep. Clay Higgins (R-epulsive) posted a video message -- from inside of the gas chambers at Auschwitz
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Tue July 04, 2017
(Vox)
 
 
 
Kellyanne Conway says Trump mostly tweets about policy. With a straight face. Gotta hand it to her, she stays on message better than her boss does
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Mon July 03, 2017
(Time)
 
 
 
Things you didn't know you needed in your life until an episode of Last Week Tonight: Anna Kendrick making out with a wax sculpture of Warren G. Harding
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Sat July 01, 2017
(Quartz)
 
 
 
French President Emmanuel Macron packs nearly a dozen hidden messages into his official portrait. Trump struggles to pack a single idea into a sentence
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Fri June 30, 2017
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Los Angeles radio station's "New Music Coordinator" (translation: millennial intern) discovers new singing talent and sends her message encouraging her to send in some songs for consideration. The name of this diamond in the rough? Annie Lennox
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Before we beam too many messages into space let's make sure we're not accidentally triggering an alien invasion
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Wed June 28, 2017
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Samsung to sell refurbished Note 7s with a new name, the "Fandom Edition." Subby would have gone with the "Phoenix"
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Mon June 26, 2017
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
You are sending the wrong message if you always try to stop people from crying by sticking your boob in their face
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Sat June 24, 2017
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Sheikh of Abu Dhabi said build me a mashup of a Mustang and a Ram 4x4 and Ford farking owned it
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Thu June 22, 2017
(Latest)
 
 
 
This is what democracy looks like in Trump America: Protesters with disabilities -- some in wheelchairs -- DRAGGED AWAY from Mitch McConnell's office Thursday morning after staging sit-in to send message that health care is matter of "life or death"
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Wed June 21, 2017
(WTOP)
 
 
 
Republican Senatorial candidate Luke Messner wants you to know that his wife's $240K per year part time job that only requires about 26 hours a week of actual work is totes legit and above board and has nothing to do with his political connections
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Mon June 19, 2017
(NBA)
 
 
 
Philadelphia 76ers acquire the right to mess up the NBA #1 pick yet again. Tag is for the inevitable
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Sun June 18, 2017
(Mic)
 
 
 
Daniel Salazar has returned and is Strand's only hope at getting out of the dam mess as Junkie Depp remains the smartest person in the apocalypse. Which isn't saying much. Fear the Walking Dead, 9pm ET, AMC
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Tue June 13, 2017
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Word of Ivanka Trump's empowering message of work/life balance for women has reached the women actually making Ivanka's clothes and... Oh my, that's not good
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Mon June 12, 2017
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Reince Priebus has until July 4th to clean up the mess in the White House or be fired. That should be simple enough... How'd you get them all to go to Saudi Arabia last time?
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Sun June 11, 2017
(International Business Times)
 
 
 
The United States has never won a World Cup qualifier in Mexico, but then again they've never had Christian "Hershey Messi" Pulisic before. The Hex continues tonight, live from Estadio Azteca. (8:30 ET, FS1 & Univision)
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Sat June 10, 2017
(Equestria Daily)
 
 
 
Glimglam gets a butt message and has to solve a sister problem in Canterlot. Will Luna be able to adjust to the day shift? Will day ever break again? Find out on My Little Pony - A Royal Problem, this Saturday on Discovery Family at 11:30 am ET
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Fri June 09, 2017
(The Blaze)
 
 
 
Shockingly, the whole Russia mess and Comey hearing turned out to be a wet firecracker. Time to look for another surefire, can't-miss way to destroy Trump, Dems
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Thu June 08, 2017
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Here's the copyedited "Predisent" press release sent by Trump's lawyers and ... man, that's a lot of red ink
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(Awful Announcing)
 
 
 
Fox tries to get America to pay attention to Skip Bayless and Shannon Sharpe on FS1, reveals that U.S. Open tee times will be announced exclusively on "Undisputed," the show that only shouts about golf when Tiger Woods messes up his life
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Wed June 07, 2017
(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
A politician in Canada has a positive message for us all
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Tue June 06, 2017
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Trump says the media criticizes his use of twitter because "They hate" that he can get his "unfiltered message out." which, ironically is why everyone working FOR him, particularly his lawyers, "hate" his Tweets too
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
Every major broadcaster will show the Comey testimony, effectively causing Trump to descend into a mental breakdown
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Mon June 05, 2017
(ABL13 Houston)
 
 
 
Future moms, don't mess with Texas. Literally
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Sun June 04, 2017
(Orange County Register)
 
 
 
If you spilled nails along 15 miles of one of Southern California's busiest freeways, the CHP and 40 pissed off motorists would like to have a word with you
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
GOP admits that we'll see tax reform before any Obamacare repeal
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Sat June 03, 2017
(AL.com)
 
 
 
Conservatives are gravely concerned about the message Elon Musk is making by stepping down from Trump's advisory board on climate change. Just kidding. They're calling him a hypocrite for flying in private jets
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Tue May 30, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
White House staff have now started guzzling the Kool-Aid by the gallon
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Fri May 26, 2017
(SomeDrumft)
 
 
 
You too can now own an amazing bigly signed photo of Donald J Trump with a luxuriously customized message of your choice for just $59.99 Fabulous
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Thu May 25, 2017
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Trump asked Angela Merkel 11 times about a trade deal between the US and Germany. "On the 11th refusal, Trump finally got the message"
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Wed May 24, 2017
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Did the Russians troll Comey? Did Comey put out that message before the election because of troll?
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Three things are guaranteed to bring farkers together: cancer sucks, Dolly Parton is good and genuine and Mr. Rogers rocks. This link has one of those three
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Tue May 23, 2017
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
James Corden delivers a heartfelt message to the victims of the Manchester terror attack
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Let's take a look at the thoughtful and reflective message that Trump left in the Holocaust Memorial guestbook
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Sat May 20, 2017
(Fredericksburg)
 
 
 
Obviously they were pets
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Thu May 18, 2017
(The Sun (Ireland))
 
 
 
Brazen raccoon sneaks into house and goes on a rampage, scares the bejebbies out of couple then goes on to terrorize the cat
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Tue May 16, 2017
(Wimp)
 
Video
 
How to prevent a bear from messing with your trash
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
At 31, Man U legend Wayne Rooney is shadow of his old self: barely getting meaningful game action, gambling away his wealth alone at Manchester casinos, looking spent compared to fellow oldsters Zlatan, Ronaldo and Messi
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Mon May 15, 2017
(Screen Rant)
 
 
 
Tonight, on Supergirl, Kara receives a questionable command from Wonder Woman regarding Rhea and Cat's back to straighten out the Catco mess. (CW 8ET)
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Fri May 12, 2017
(WFLA Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
Agriculture teacher sexually harassed by fellow high school teacher, department head with "vile" text messages involving her "anatomy, powdered sugar, sex, cows, gallons of lube, artificial insemination, long plastic gloves and more"
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(Talk Radio (UK))
 
 
 
Drugs, Lionel Messi, AK47s, glock pistols, smugglers...sorry, it's Friday and I'm too tired to form a coherent headline. Just read the damn thing
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Wed May 10, 2017
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Food delivery in Korea is a much fancier affair. No fuss, no mess
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(Idaho Statesman)
 
 
 
Anne Frank Memorial defaced with racist, anti-Semitic messages. At least that's what they told her
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Trump wanted a public execution to serve as a message to all of his enemies
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Mon May 08, 2017
(Metro)
 
 
 
Old chef yells at 'cloud eggs'
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
After losing French Presidential election, Marine LePen may face a struggle to retain control her National Front Party as party loyalists question her decision to try to soften the party's traditional "jackboots and jew hatin' " message
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Fri May 05, 2017
(ESPN FC)
 
 
 
Lionel Messi appealed his suspension, vows to come back big at FIFA
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(HelenaIR.com)
 
 
 
Woman arrested after fight with boyfriend, all she kept saying was 'I love lamp"
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Wed May 03, 2017
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
DOJ lawyer: We have no idea why hate crimes are spiking lately. Senator Franken: Gee, ya think maybe hiring Steve Bannon might have sent the wrong message?
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Tue May 02, 2017
(Newser)
 
 
 
Actual lines from actual lawsuit: "Chaos ensued. The masseuse panicked and jumped onto the Jet Ski with the captain"
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Trump: The US 'needs a good shutdown'. Always start at the top I always say
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Mon May 01, 2017
(Slate)
 
 
 
The "messy feminism" of The Handmaid's Tale is critical at this time in the world
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Sat April 29, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
Howard Stern predicted this would happen
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Thu April 27, 2017
(Slate)
 
 
 
Massachusetts Governor: Hey, what if when teenagers send each other sexual text messages we didn't freak out and charge them with felonies?
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(CNN)
 
 
 
"When an online troll posted a racist and bigoted message on State Rep. Brian Sims' Facebook page, he didn't pull any punches -- he called the troll's grandma"
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Mon April 24, 2017
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Chainsmokers show in Pittsburgh, PA ends with "Thank You Pittsburg" message on video board
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Sun April 23, 2017
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Messi scores in injury time to give Barcelona the victory over Real Madrid in El Clasico and announcer Ray Hudson calls it like it's the peak accomplishment in all of human history
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Who could ever have imagined brain surgeon Ben Carson would be terrible at housing and urban development and no one would listen to his message of utter nonsense?
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
Trump's Earth Day message is that a weakened EPA will actually strengthen and enhance environmental protection
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Thu April 20, 2017
(ZDNet)
 
 
 
Facebook says Messenger could become the Yellow Pages of messaging. Everyone under 40 immediately asks "What are the 'Yellow Pages'?"
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Wed April 19, 2017
(Night Flight)
 
 
 
In 1982, at the height of the Cold War, three filmmakers spliced together old propaganda films to create "the nuclear Reefer Madness." 35 years later, its message is still relevant
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Spicer goes full-Clinton. You never go full-Clinton
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Tue April 18, 2017
(National Review)
 
 
 
That Democrat who is supposed to win in Georgia today and send a powerful message to Trump that America will not tolerate this corruption? Yeah, he can't even vote for himself because he doesn't live in the district he's running in
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Mon April 17, 2017
(Think Progress)
 
 
 
Pence says Syria strike and the MOAB were really messages to North Korea, at least until next week when Spicer says they were messages to Iran, or the week after when Trump says they were love notes to Putin
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Sat April 15, 2017
(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
If you're going to impersonate a cop, do not pull over real cops. Florida difficulty: the real cop was in full uniform
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Tue April 11, 2017
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
And here are the text messages disgraced Alabama Governor Robert Bentley (R-omantic) sent his staffer/mistress
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Mon April 10, 2017
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
WH sources say Trump, possibly just to mess with EVERYONE is considering making economic adviser Gary Cohn Chief of Staff. Cohn is a Goldman-Sachs Alum, but a Democrat, in favor of a carbon tax and reinstating Glass-Steagall, and against big tax cuts
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Fri April 07, 2017
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Trump's Syria airstrike sends a "critical message," namely that Trump will engage in expensive and ineffectual military strikes to distract from domestic problems
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Wed April 05, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
Coal country's message to Trump: "We want jobs of the future"
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
ISIS releases first message targeting Trump: "You're doing a swell job, keep it up"
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Tue April 04, 2017
(History Channel)
 
 
 
On this day in 1975 Microsoft was founded. 2 days later they received an error message, had to boot into safe mode and got a blue screen of death
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Sat April 01, 2017
(Some Dish Of A Guy)
 
 
 
There are two other kinds of people in the world: those who pre-wash dishes before putting them in the dishwasher and those who understand what the word "dishwasher" means
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Thu March 30, 2017
(Asahi Shimbun)
 
 
 
Yahoo Japan study recommends that little kids be limited to one hour of smartphone use a day. Toddler in pic is messaging playmates right now to spread the word
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Wed March 29, 2017
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
In a stunning turn of events, common sense has broken out at NBC. In 2018 the peacock will air its Olympic primetime coverage live across all time zones for the first time
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Tue March 28, 2017
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Facebook Messenger will stop supporting Windows Phone 8.1 next week, potentially inconveniencing as many as 25 users
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
A horse is a horse, of course, of course. And no one should mess with a horse, of course. That is, of course, unless the horse has a boner... in which case the correct move is to rub baby oil on it in front of a group of teens. Oh, and you're drunk
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Google Chrome has a subtle message for users who it thinks are watching too much porn
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Mon March 27, 2017
(AOL)
 
 
 
John Kasich's future Presidential bids derailed by vision problems, in that he just can't see himself going through that hot mess again
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Sun March 26, 2017
(London Evening Standard)
 
 
 
People with absolutely nothing to do in life plan to ban people walking six dogs at once
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