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Headlines matching 'medical'
Wed February 01, 2012
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(Some Guy) Fail The Federal Government would like to charge pro weed Montana state lawmakers as "conspirators" to sell and distribute medical marijuana  (missoulian.com) (225)


Mon January 30, 2012
(The Sun) Interesting Rare medical condition means woman who nearly joined the Spice Girls can sing, but cannot speak, making her the exact opposite of the Spice Girls  (thesun.co.uk) (33)
(Washington Post) Obvious Rick Santorum: We need to cap medical malpractice awards to $250,000. World: Didn't you file a $500,000 malpractice suit against your wife's chiropractor in 1999? Santorum: That was different  (washingtonpost.com) (216)


Fri January 27, 2012
(Science Daily) Strange Rap music powers medical sensor. It makes aneurysm patients say "UHHHHHHHHHHHH, NA NA NA NA"  (sciencedaily.com) (20)


Thu January 26, 2012
(The New York Times) Sad Grieving could be added to a list of legitimate medical disorders. You'll get over it (with the help of these pills)  (nytimes.com) (72)


Thu January 19, 2012
(Break) Video Soccer player stops play instead of scoring easy goal so opponent can get medical attention  (break.com) (58)


Sun January 08, 2012
(Forbes) Stupid Insane medical prediction of the day: raising the speed limit makes you fat  (forbes.com) (54)
(Bloomberg) Ironic Arizona's Governor on ObamaCare: This violates the tenth amendment. We shall fight this. Arizona's Governor on Medical Marijuana: This violates Federal law. Who are we to question them?  (bloomberg.com) (158)


Fri January 06, 2012
(Yahoo) Strange Not News: Busted for stealing from work. News: You're a medical examiner. Fark: You stole body parts. TotalFark: To homeschool your own cadaver dog  (news.yahoo.com) (51)


Mon January 02, 2012
(Daily Mail) Unlikely If you quit drinking in January to only crawl back into the bottle in February, you may die from a medical condition known as Janopause detox  (dailymail.co.uk) (17)


Fri December 30, 2011
(Captain Cannabis) Obvious Study shows states that legalized medical cannabis sold less beer, had fewer funerals  (missoulian.com) (154)


Thu December 29, 2011
(Portfolio.com) Interesting Is medical pot a big business? Fresh off last month's purchase of Marijuana.com for $4.20 million, General Cannabis Inc. buys a software-development company. Toke, Mortimer, toke  (portfolio.com) (25)
(Yahoo) Interesting So you're a king eh?, Tell me, what's the monarching business pay these days? Really? Do you get medical and dental too? Nice  (news.yahoo.com) (37)


Fri December 23, 2011
(CNN) Asinine Q: What do you call a guy who finished last in medical school? A: Better qualified than some of the hacks running around in Army hospitals  (cnn.com) (83)
(Washington Post) Dumbass Geez. Nurses in Utah find creative use for medical tape and everyone gets all upset  (washingtonpost.com) (47)
(MSNBC) Dumbass John Edwards requests that his trial start be delayed because of an undisclosed "medical condition" which may or may not involve his hair  (nbcpolitics.msnbc.msn.com) (111)


Thu December 22, 2011
(Some Guy) Florida An AK47 is a surprisingly effective, though unconventional, medical diagnostic tool  (therepublic.com) (39)


Wed December 21, 2011
(io9) Interesting Ten current medical procedures our descendants will find barbaric. And no, circumcision isn't included, so you can just save it  (io9.com) (82)


Tue December 20, 2011
(LA Times) Cool Chimpanzees are now feeling the crunch of changing times too, losing their medical research jobs to computers and new technology  (latimes.com) (34)


Mon December 19, 2011
(TMZ) Followup All of Ryan Braun's fans can breath a sigh of relief. His positive test result for a banned substance was caused by "medication he was taking for a private medical issue" and not performance enhancing drugs  (tmz.com) (94)


Tue December 13, 2011
(SacBee) Cool Medical marijuana dispensary closing, giving away free pot this Friday. In related news, flight bookings to Sacramento spike  (sacbee.com) (53)


Mon December 12, 2011
(The TSA Blog) Asinine TSA: "We did not intend to order her to remove a medically-necessary back brace. We thought it was a money belt"  (blog.tsa.gov) (287)


Sat December 03, 2011
(Owner of a counter-surfer) Dumbass Tag is for subby. Yes she's okay. I'm going to just leave this here as a public service message: What to do if your dog eats your medical marijuana  (bouldermountainvet.com) (136)


Fri December 02, 2011
(Slashdot) PSA FCC approves body-borne medical device networks. No word on who gets to assign I pee addresses  (science.slashdot.org) (30)


Wed November 30, 2011
(Denver Post) Spiffy Legalizing medical marijuana leads to a 12% drop in alcohol related fatal car crashes  (denverpost.com) (127)


Mon November 28, 2011
(PennLive) Cool Hershey Medical Center finds virus that sends cancer down the highway  (pennlive.com) (61)


Wed November 23, 2011
(Komo) Fail Not News: 6th grader falls asleep in class. News: His punishment? Being forced to mow the school lawn. FARK: He has special needs and a medical condition causing him to sleep  (komonews.com) (128)


Tue November 22, 2011
(Detroit Free Press) Ironic Abortion clinic found with numerous aborted remains in dumpers closed for .... improper handling of medical records  (freep.com) (86)


Fri November 18, 2011
(Japan Times) Cool Guinness World Records certifies that Tokyo Sky Tree beats out Canton and CN as world's tallest tower. If it stands fewer than four hours, seek medical attention  (japantimes.co.jp) (13)


Thu November 17, 2011
(nwtn today) Dumbass During domestic dispute, man hits his mother with a ham. After short medical treatment, doctors pronounce her completely cured  (nwtntoday.com) (37)


Wed November 16, 2011
(Some Guy) Amusing Bruce Wayne's medical record from Gotham General Hospital  (ordinary-gentlemen.com) (34)


Mon November 14, 2011
(SanDiegoUnionTribune) Spiffy News: Congressman's daughter fights for medical marijuana. Fark: she's a Republican. Ultrafark: hotter than a freshly baked brownie  (signonsandiego.com) (235)


Sat November 05, 2011
(LA Times) Fail After recent privacy breaches, UCLA Medical Center tightened security. Except for a doctor taking home all the patient data. But don't worry, it was on an encrypted hard drive. With the password written on a piece of paper right next to it  (latimesblogs.latimes.com) (59)


Thu October 27, 2011
(Boing Boing) Followup Iraq veteran injured by police at Occupy Oakland still in medically-induced coma. Article with link to donation page to help cover Olsen's medical expenses. He did what he could for the 99% - now it's our turn, Farkers  (boingboing.net) (751)


Mon October 24, 2011
(Some Guy) Sad Social worker who risked his life trying to save three developmentally disabled adults from the Joplin tornado is denied workers' comp and must pay at least $2.5 million in medical fees. "Heroism doesn't pay the bills"  (syracuse.com) (150)


Sat October 22, 2011
(Some Guy) Scary Man wielding machete, can of gasoline demands test results from medical center. Will now be subjected to many more tests  (wtkr.com) (24)

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