Drew Curtis' FARK.com -- links tagged 'mayor'

Headlines matching 'mayor'

Sat February 11, 2012

Source	Fark Headline		Comments
		Shockingly, that towering icon of civic virtue, competence, and incorruptibility, former New Orleans Mayor Ray Nagin is apparently under investigation by the FBI (news.yahoo.com)	(77)

Tue February 07, 2012

Fed up with the decline of his favorite team, the Washington Redskins, former DC Mayor Marion Barry pledges to work with the owner to help get them back in the championship - just kidding, he Tweets REDSKINS SUCK during the Super Bowl (myfoxdc.com)

(61)

Thu February 02, 2012

Mayor Bloomberg to Personally Donate $250,000 to Planned Parenthood in Wake of Komen Controversy (politicker.com)

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Wed February 01, 2012

Mayor bans Rocky Horror Picture Show performance from city-owned theatre for being 'too risque', so supporters rally funds and move the performance to a theater that's just a jump to the left (carrollton.11alive.com)

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Sat January 28, 2012

Both mayors in attendance at Obama's tarmac greeting in Arizona seem to agree: Governor Jan Brewer is projecting so hard that if you shoved a DVD up her arse and pointed her upwards, you could watch it on the moon (tpmmuckraker.talkingpointsmemo.com)

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Thu January 26, 2012

		Connecticut mayor who made racist remark has hundreds of tacos sent to his office. Or as Rosie O'Donnell's calls it, supper (cnn.com)	(123)
(Bring Me The News)		Falcon Heights mayor loses SUV in lake, promises wife he'll get new hobby (bringmethenews.com)	(18)

Wed January 25, 2012

East Haven, CT Mayor responds to arrest of 4 police officers charged with profiling and harassment of Latinos with: A) Defense of officers B) Plan to redeem police force to Latino Community C) He will be eating tacos for dinner (With video) (blog.sfgate.com)

(118)

Tue January 24, 2012

		Italian porn stars to face off in mayoral election. That's one way to cause a rise in the polls (w/ potentially not-safe-for-work pic) (thesun.co.uk)	(74)
		State trooper pulls over town mayor for speeding. Town mayor pulls over state trooper for speeding (postandcourier.com)	(81)

Mon January 23, 2012

Headline: "Mayor wants gigantic cross for city." With helpful photo of what a mayor who wants a gigantic cross for his city looks like (tennessean.com)

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Wed January 18, 2012

(Some Guy)

NY and SF mayors bet on NFC championship game. If the Giants win, a cable car gets repainted in Giants colors. If the 49ers win, 49th Street will become 49ers Street (abclocal.go.com)

(74)

Mon January 16, 2012

(Some Guy)

The mayor of the capital of Iceland, a comedian and founder of the Best Party, writes what could possibly be the most intelligent and insightful welcome to the New Year, ever (grapevine.is)

(52)

Mon January 09, 2012

(Some Guy)

Atlantic Beach mayor arrested for suspicion of DUI. Again. With 1,000 yard stare mug shot goodness (wmbfnews.com)

(32)

Fri January 06, 2012

		If the Steelers win on Sunday, the mayor of Denver has to wear a Terrible Towel. If the Broncos win, the mayor of Pittsburgh has to Tebow in public (blogs.denverpost.com)	(96)
		Let's go over the minutes from the last meeting - the mayor, the city council president, and the city councilman are being investigated by the feds. Okay, next order of business - more rights for the city of Washington DC (myfoxdc.com)	(32)

Thu January 05, 2012

(wmal.com)

White people "can't do a damn thing to me or about me. Isn't that funny?" says DC's Mayor for Life Marion Barry. Ya know, the one who was caught smoking crack in the 90s and now they're making a movie about him (wmal.com)

(71)

Tue December 27, 2011

It's not suprising that Rep John Conyers and the Rev. Jesse Jackson are fighting Gov. Snyder's attempt to replace the mayor and city council of Detroit with a hand-picked dictator. the real question is why isn't everybody else? (huffingtonpost.com)

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Thu December 22, 2011

Man sent by the Lord to plug in Mayor's Christmas lights held at gunpoint by Mayor until police arrive (blog.al.com)

(28)

Fri December 16, 2011

Benton Harbor, Michigan is a model for the future. A future where corporations get millions in tax breaks to build their headquarters and private golf courses on public land and the mayor and city council can be fired by the governor on a whim (nytimes.com)

(86)

Thu December 15, 2011

Newt loves Iowa like a mistress, Santorum's frothing at the mouth, PAUL is Fed up, Huntsman is invisible, Romney's undies are laced up tight, Bachmann's still mayor of Crazy Town, and Perry...I forgot. Tonight...we debate in hell (foxnews.com)

(830)

Sat December 10, 2011

Mayor Bloomberg orders NYC shelters to screen the homeless as a way of ensuring that the city helps only the truly needy. Because hanging out in a NYC homeless shelter is such a hot ticket with the glitterati these days (huffingtonpost.com)

(75)

Fri December 09, 2011

Rick Perry gets confused about the Supreme Court. Justice Montemayor not amused (2012.talkingpointsmemo.com)

(108)

Fri December 02, 2011

Cool: Telegraph obit of WWII vet with the usual giant clanking British steel balls. Bonus: "Leading his company in a dawn raid, he surprised the local mayor, who was sharing his bed with several attractive companions" (telegraph.co.uk)

(32)

Wed November 30, 2011

		Former mayor of Salt Lake Rocky Anderson set to join the circus, after he figures out what he will call his new political party (sltrib.com)	(13)
		The mayor of Hamilton, Ontario, Canada hires a Senior Military Advisor, plans invasion of other Canadian cities you've never heard of (thespec.com)	(44)

Fri November 25, 2011

(Some Guy)		Mayor of major American city tweets his support for marijuana legalization. Oh, wait. Did I say, 'American?' I meant to say 'Canadian' (vancouversun.com)	(72)
		Wife of former Chicago Mayor Richard Daley dies, is not expected to miss any elections as a result (chicagotribune.com)	(34)

Wed November 23, 2011

(Some Guy)

Mayor says metal in the drinking water is making his town gay (wisconsingazette.com)

(49)

Thu November 17, 2011

GOP presidential candidate you've never heard of throws his support behind the 99%: "The mayor of New York City is standing on the wrong side of history" (rawstory.com)

(134)

Sun November 13, 2011

If you're a mayor writing under an alias, don't use the name and photo of a professional tennis player as your nom de plume (sfgate.com)

(11)

Fri November 11, 2011

(Some Authoriteh)

While your teenager is bragging about being class president, this kid was just elected mayor (kwwl.com)

(29)

Thu November 10, 2011

Arizona city Mayor tells Prince Harry "No fornicating" in his Christian town.......like he is gonna listen (metronews.ca)

(179)

Mon November 07, 2011

		Former DC mayor Marion Barry wants his City Council seat to be filled by son Christopher, who pled guility this year to felony possession of pot and PCP. Sounds about right (washingtonpost.com)	(81)
		Mayor criticized for using the phrase "off your meds" on Twitter, which is unfair since he was probably off his meds when he tweeted it (canada.com)	(18)

Sun November 06, 2011

How rich is New York Mayor Mike Bloomberg? This year alone he spent $5.64 million on a personal public image campaign and he's not even running for office (nypost.com)

(41)

Thu November 03, 2011

News: Mother forgets son at Chuck-E-Cheese. Fark: Man finds kid walking eight miles from his home, and returns him. Ultra Fark: Man is city mayor (toledoblade.com)

(57)

Thu October 27, 2011

		Pro-tip: When mayor of Toronto, for faster 911 response utter these secret words: "You biatches. Don't you farking know? I'm Rob farking Ford, the mayor of this city" (boingboing.net)	(98)
		Oakland Mayor: "Uhhhh . . . whoops?" (blog.sfgate.com)	(471)