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20 headlines found matching 'masturbation'
Tue January 10, 2017
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Farkers vindicated by psychology experts I'll be back at my desk in a coupla minutes
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Thu December 22, 2016
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Experts debate sex robots and how close Westworld is to becoming a reality
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Wed December 21, 2016
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Sex robots should be put in old people's homes, claims researcher facing retirement
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(Medical Daily)
 
 
 
Science proves there are actually more health benefits to masturbating than not masturbating. MERRY CHRISTMAS, EVERYONE
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Mon December 19, 2016
(The Register)
 
 
 
Scientist invents spider killing vacuum cleaner. Oh, and lectures about sex robots
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Wed December 07, 2016
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Neo-Nazis call for a boycott of Rogue One, claiming the Star Wars story is a "Jew masturbation fantasy of anti-white hatred." Yeah it makes no sense, but what do you expect from uneducated racists? At least the theater won't be full of idiots
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Tue December 06, 2016
(CNN)
 
 
 
Study finds asexual people still fantasize about sex. Of course, the "asexual" people surveyed are probably just losers who read about it on the internet and decided it was a cool explanation for why they aren't getting laid
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(Dangerous Minds)
 
 
 
"Dead at 17: The Fatal Consequences of Masturbation." Includes helpful watercolor illustrations of what appears to be Peewee Herman wasting away (SFW)
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Thu December 01, 2016
(Metro)
 
 
 
Everything is a sex toy if you're brave enough
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Thu November 24, 2016
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Several Texas Rangers prospects might be in deep shiat for rubbing pine tar on another players personal bat
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Wed November 23, 2016
(Cleveland Plain Dealer)
 
 
 
Review of 'Bad Santa 2': There will always be an audience for "comedic" scenes involving the use of F-bombs, D-jokes, vomiting, urination, prostitution, masturbation and other various forms of ... lewd human degradation
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Tue November 22, 2016
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Damn it, Meg Ryan
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Mon November 14, 2016
(Metro)
 
 
 
Expert claims having sex with robots 'will turn you into a master of lovemaking.' Sure it will
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Fri November 04, 2016
(Metro)
 
 
 
This is what happens when some oblivious straight dude from Texas reviews one of Berlin's hottest gay bars
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Mon October 31, 2016
(Metro)
 
 
 
If your best friend starts leaning right, you should take him to the doctor to be checked out
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Sat October 29, 2016
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Five myths about old people boinking. Not on list: It's gross
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Sat October 08, 2016
(CNN)
 
 
 
And the October Surprise Advent Calendar gives us another treat
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Fri October 07, 2016
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Man gives up masturbating for 700 days and claims it gave him "superpowers," matching forearms
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Mon October 03, 2016
(Jezebel)
 
 
 
Jezebel asks what it would take for a sexbot to pass the Turing test, rise up against the patriarchy, and find Sarah Connor
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Fri September 23, 2016
(Slate)
 
 
 
No, semen cannot clog a shower drain
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