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Headlines matching 'marriage'
Fri May 25, 2012
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(Some GaGa) Silly Target, which faced a boycott because they were apparently against gay marriage, is now accused of apparently being for gay marriage  (kare11.com) (46)


Thu May 24, 2012
(Politico) Followup Gay marriage gets a Colin cleansing  (politico.com) (108)


Wed May 23, 2012
(UPI) Followup The power of the "bully pulpit" - Opposition to same-sex marriage fell to a record low after President Obama's announced support. Fabulous  (upi.com) (280)


Tue May 22, 2012
(MSNBC) Hero GOP, "We stand with Cory Booker". Cory Booker, "If you stand with me, stand with me on marriage equality, making healthcare more accessible, making college more affordable, and women's issues." GOP-- crickets  (msnbc.msn.com) (125)


Sat May 19, 2012
(Boston Herald) Stupid GOP puts gay marriage measure in defense bill. Why? Because gay marriage is entirely relevant to defense. Why? Because because, that's why  (bostonherald.com) (213)


Wed May 16, 2012
(New York Daily News) Weird Manny Pacquiao against gay marriage, and this coming from a guy who hits on other men for a living  (nydailynews.com) (30)


Tue May 15, 2012
(AP) Obvious President Obama: Economy, not gay marriage, will decide the vote. You Sir, are out of here  (hosted.ap.org) (193)
(Slate) Amusing 2004: Democrats complain about Republicans using gay marriage as a wedge issue. 2012: Republicans complain about Democrats using gay marriage as a wedge issue  (slate.com) (54)
(ABC) Obvious "Obama's gay marriage stance could hurt him" say news outlets that have exhausted their quota for the words "may" and "might"  (abcnews.go.com) (70)


Sun May 13, 2012
(NewsBusters) Fail ABC brings on renowned expert on the sanctity of marriage. That's right, Eliot Spitzer  (newsbusters.org) (122)


Sat May 12, 2012
(CNN) Obvious Santorum to Romney: "Step up and use 'potent weapon' of same sex marriage"   (politicalticker.blogs.cnn.com) (171)
(The Daily Beast) Strange Republicans are for gay marriage. They have always been for gay marriage. Move along, citizen   (andrewsullivan.thedailybeast.com) (199)
(AZCentral) Interesting Jersey Shore's JWoww attacks Bristol Palin for attacking Barack Obama on gay marriage. This is why we're a superpower, people  (azcentral.com) (82)


Fri May 11, 2012
(The New York Times) Dumbass From the " Maybe we didn't think of our cunning plan all the way through" dept: North Carolina finding the ban on gay marriage is bad for business  (nytimes.com) (190)
(NPR) Obvious Why do some Christians say the Bible is explicitly against gay marriage and others say the Bible supports it? Why, it's almost as if words and language can be interpreted different ways  (npr.org) (218)
(Some Guy) Followup North Carolina passes amendment banning same sex marriage. AND A CHALLENGER APPEARS  (addictinginfo.org) (494)
(Fox News) Unlikely Bill O'Reilly on same-sex marriage: "I agree with President Obama" (with poll that makes just as much sense)  (foxnews.com) (155)
(Townhall) Scary Obama needs one more justice. If elected, he will get it, and same-sex marriage will be forced on all of America  (townhall.com) (286)


Thu May 10, 2012
(Seattle Times) Amusing With Dicks in, all six Washington congressional Democrats favor repeal of gay-marriage ban  (seattletimes.nwsource.com) (60)
(Uproxx) Dumbass Believe it or not, there are actually people out there who interpret President Obama's support for gay marriage to mean that he's secretly gay. It's like the world is full of idiots or something  (uproxx.com) (163)
(Huffington Post) Fail Unwed teen mom Bristol Palin lectures Barack Obama on the sanctity of marriage and being a good parent  (huffingtonpost.com) (473)
(Huffington Post) Ironic Thrice-divorced Rush Limbaugh on the sanctity of marriage: "words used to mean something"  (huffingtonpost.com) (153)
(Think Progress) Stupid The grandson of a Mormon Polygamist is going to run on "defending traditional marriage"  (thinkprogress.org) (180)
(Think Progress) Obvious A couple hours after Barack Obama made his announcement of support of gay marriage, House Republicans voted to keep on hating gays for no apparent reason  (thinkprogress.org) (153)
(Talking Points Memo) Unlikely Iowa Governor: Obama is changing his stance on gay marriage to get the Hollywood money that, were it not for the President's gay marriage stance, would have been going to Mitt Romney   (livewire.talkingpointsmemo.com) (109)
(The Hill) Asinine By coming out in support of gay marriage, Obama is already inspiring action in Congress  (thehill.com) (131)
(The Daily Beast) Weird "Same sex marriage does nothing to prevent the deterioration of marriage among non-affluent Americans." With bonus insult: "flagging liberal enthusiasm for the president"  (thedailybeast.com) (61)


Wed May 09, 2012
(Washington Post) Interesting Article hints at why Obama may be "coming out" tonight and changing his stance on gay marriage: "A review of those who have brought in $500,000 or more for the campaign shows that about one in six are gay"  (washingtonpost.com) (193)
(Politicker) Followup Mayor Bloomberg to ride Obama's coattails about same-sex marriage. Fabulous  (politicker.com) (72)
(AL.com) Fail The Harley-Davidson that Bobby Petrino wrecked his marriage, his face, and his girlfriend's engagement on, is up for auction. It is valued at $16,000 but sustained $18,000 worth of damage  (al.com) (68)
(Guardian) NewsFlash Tonight: Obama to endorse gay marriage Tomorrow: will divorce Michelle. Friday: will marry Biden  (guardian.co.uk) (lots)
(Joe The Peacock) Followup Maybe gay marriage dodged a bullet - check out the bizarre laws in North Carolina for legalized marriage for first cousins  (joethepeacock.blogspot.com) (164)
(The Onion) Satire "President Obama's inability to simply state he's for or against gay marriage is unacceptable." - President Obama  (theonion.com) (73)
(Twitchy) Ironic North Carolina voters approve gay marriage ban; tolerant liberals say: "go kill yourselves, you redneck f*cktards"  (twitchy.com) (583)


Tue May 08, 2012
(TMZ) Sappy Bobby Brown to take another crack at marriage  (tmz.com) (9)


Fri May 04, 2012
(The American Conservative) Obvious Conservatives are starting to realize that opposition to gay marriage is a hopeless attempt to stop the tides  (theamericanconservative.com) (241)


Wed May 02, 2012
(Daily Kos) Asinine North Carolina's "Amendment One" to ban Gay marriage is needed "to protect the Caucasian race" says: a) The KKK's grand wizard; b) some crazy televangelist; or c) The wife of the bill's sponsor  (dailykos.com) (214)


Sat April 21, 2012
(WRAL) Fail The GOP continues to focus on jobs. Fark who am I kidding, we are about to pass an amendment to ban gay marriage, because the current law banning it just wasn't banny enough  (wral.com) (169)


Sun April 15, 2012
(AL.com) Asinine Alabama considers "covenant marriage" bill, which would make divorce attainable only with counseling under very limited circumstances  (blog.al.com) (248)


Thu April 12, 2012
(TMZ) Interesting Morgan Freeman denies rumors he is marrying step-granddaughter. Claiming "reports of any pending marriage or romantic relationship to anyone are defamatory fabrications from the tabloid media designed to sell papers. Titty sprinkles"  (tmz.com) (37)


Wed April 11, 2012
(Talking Points Memo) Cool Hackers take over the National Organization for Marriage's twitter account. Hilarity ensues   (livewire.talkingpointsmemo.com) (293)
(The New York Times) Obvious NY conservatives to pro-same-sex-marriage Republicans, 2011: YOU WILL PAY, RINO VERMIN. NY conservatives to pro-same-sex-marriage Republicans, 2012: WE GOT NOTHIN'  (nytimes.com) (58)


Tue April 10, 2012
(Townhall) Obvious If we care about poverty, income mobility, health, education, and welfare, we need to support true marriage. Barack Obama is the most anti-marriage president in our history  (townhall.com) (194)
(Talking Points Memo) Amusing Obama comes out against Minnesota Republicans' drive to pass a gay marriage ban, even though it's already illegal, but this woman's protest sign sums the issue up better than Obama ever could  (2012.talkingpointsmemo.com) (182)


Tue April 03, 2012
(ABC) Amusing Don't you hate it when, running for President, someone quotes Book of Mormon scripture, then asks if you believe in interracial marriage?  (abcnews.go.com) (260)


Thu March 29, 2012
(AlterNet) Ironic A virgin sex slave for everyone (What marriage would look like if we really listened to the Bible)  (alternet.org) (137)
(SeattlePI) Stupid Memos from the National Organization for Marriage regarding how they plan to repeal gay marriage are leaked. NOM, NOM, NOM  (seattlepi.com) (157)


Wed March 21, 2012
(Mental Floss) Silly Have a son or else you will probably get divorced: 7 ways to save your marriage  (mentalfloss.com) (43)


Sun March 18, 2012
(The Sun) Amusing British gay marriage law means 'there could be two Queens' on the throne  (thesun.co.uk) (143)


Thu March 15, 2012
(Some Enquirer) Amusing Rush Limbaugh believes in traditional marriage so much, he may be getting ready for his fifth go at it  (nationalenquirer.com) (422)


Tue March 13, 2012
(Fark) FarkBlog Pilot fatigue traced to dragging Walton and Lanier up and down the court, skier wins competition on one ski despite paperboy, and Madonna skips adoption in lieu of marriage: Fark's favorite Headlines of the Week for 3/4 - 3/10  (fark.com) (10)
(The New York Times) Amusing The science behind why celebrity marriages fail  (nytimes.com) (9)


Thu March 08, 2012
(USA Today) Interesting New study shows that marriage can keep your heart healthier after surgery. Unless, you know, it's the marriage that put you there in the first place. Then you're pretty much screwed  (yourlife.usatoday.com) (10)


Wed March 07, 2012
(Metro) Asinine Madonna, 53, considering marriage proposal from 24 year old boyfriend. Tells close friends that marriage is an easier process than just trying to adopt him  (metro.co.uk) (25)


Mon March 05, 2012
(Newser) Obvious Kirk Cameron has the opinion on gay marriage that you thought he did  (newser.com) (207)
(Telegraph) Dumbass Legalising gay marriage goes against natural law, says man who has spent most of his life in an organization that forbids its workers from having sexual relationships  (telegraph.co.uk) (145)


Thu February 23, 2012
(Washington Post) Interesting Marry Land  (washingtonpost.com) (303)
(Politico) Cool Support marriage equality in Maryland, or Omar is comin' ... for you  (politico.com) (56)
(Some Table-Turner) Hero Gay judge announces she won't perform straight marriages until everyone, regardless of gender preference, is allowed to marry  (nbcdfw.com) (307)
(Chicago Tribune) Fail Sinead O'Connor's new album recorded in less time than her last marriage  (chicagotribune.com) (24)


Wed February 22, 2012
(Some Guy) Amusing "Dear Dan Savage, Should I go ahead and divorce my fantastic wife of 23 years now because gay marriage is going to destroy it eventually anyway?" - Tony From Wasilla  (clclt.com) (56)
(ESPN) Obvious After concussions, rape accusations, motorcycle accidents, losses in big games, marriages and other tragedies: Ben Roethlisberger is upset because the new coach didn't call yet. Ben Diva, coach. Coach, Ben Diva  (espn.go.com) (58)


Mon February 20, 2012
(The Daily Beast) Obvious Guess what Bobbi Brown was doing when she went missing for several hours after her mom's funeral. Go ahead...guess  (thedailybeast.com) (88)


Sat February 18, 2012
(Talking Points Memo) Stupid Despite being slathered in parsley butter and accompanied by a bloomin' onion, New Jersey marriage equality bill is still vetoed by Governor Chris Christie   (livewire.talkingpointsmemo.com) (202)
(Huffington Post) Interesting Like the scene in Return of the Jedi when Vader turns on the Emperor, Dick Cheney is lobbying for marriage equality in Maryland  (huffingtonpost.com) (99)


Fri February 17, 2012
(SeattlePI) Amusing Actually, gay marriage doesn't threaten the sanctity of fake families in stock photos, says stock photo company  (blog.seattlepi.com) (19)


Thu February 16, 2012
(MSNBC) Cool 1 in 12 marriages in the United States are more open minded than President and Mrs. Obama's  (msnbc.msn.com) (151)


Tue February 14, 2012
(Network World) Obvious Planning a stunt marriage proposal today? Well, the wife of Slashdot's founder, who received one 10 years ago today, has some advice for you  (networkworld.com) (71)


Mon February 13, 2012
(Washington Post) Amusing Actual headline: "Same-sex marriage backers courting Maryland Republicans". No word on which men's rooms they are staking out  (washingtonpost.com) (26)


Fri February 10, 2012
(Some Guy) Amusing Now that gay marriage is legal in California, the state's Health Department thought it was necessary to print a "how to have gay sex" manual  (fox40.com) (210)
(Huffington Post) Interesting If Mitt Romney gets elected, we will no doubt see plural marriages legalized and Mitt will marry Newt's ugly exwife  (huffingtonpost.com) (52)


Thu February 09, 2012
(YouTube) Cool Republican state representative makes eloquent argument in favor of gay marriage  (youtube.com) (325)
(LA Times) Followup Michele Bachmann equates her campaign with her marriage  (latimes.com) (96)


Wed February 08, 2012
(Komo) Cool Lots of rainbows in Seattle today as WA becomes the first state to pass marriage equality by popular vote  (komonews.com) (516)
(Washington Post) Spiffy Attention whoring makes strange bedfellows: Al Sharpton comes out for gay marriage  (washingtonpost.com) (49)
(Some Guy) Interesting Former Republican candidate Gary Johnson says "FARK YEAH" when referring to the 9th's gay marriage decision. In other news, he is still running for President under the (L) label  (garyjohnson2012.com) (129)


Tue February 07, 2012
(CNN) Dumbass Gingrich's spokesman edits wikipedia page to remove all mention of Newt's marriages, ethics violations, and add important facts about his balancing the budget, defeating communisism, and killing Osama Bin Laden with his giant penis  (politicalticker.blogs.cnn.com) (67)
(Prop8trialtracker) Misc Will gays be allowed to marry? Can gays legally preside over gay marriage trials? Do proponents of propositions have Federal standing? It's your official 9th Circuit Court of Appeals Prop. 8 thread (Ruling expected 10 am PST)  (prop8trialtracker.com) (189)


Mon February 06, 2012
(Some Guy) Amusing "Told you cheaters never win111" James Harrison and Twitter - a marriage made in heaven  (kansascity.sbnation.com) (83)


Thu February 02, 2012
(Huffington Post) Followup After key vote, WA to legalize gay marriage. Heterosexuals beginning mass divorces, stores revise "no shirts" policies, and the boy scouts have begun construction of glittering pink pyramid outside of Spokane  (huffingtonpost.com) (91)
(TMZ) Interesting Deion Sanders' wife says he will only give her money in exchange for sexual favors. So, it's a normal marriage, then?  (tmz.com) (30)


Mon January 30, 2012
(SeattlePI) Amusing The Seattle Post-Intelligencer applauds Fark's headline about a woman's most unusual marriage  (blog.seattlepi.com) (3)

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