If you can read this, either the style sheet didn't load or you have an older browser that doesn't support style sheets. Try clearing your browser cache and refreshing the page.
Headlines matching 'marijuana'
Sat February 11, 2012
Source     Fark Headline Comments
(Some 420) Photoshop Photoshop scenes from the day Marijuana is made legal in America   (c0413294.cdn2.cloudfiles.rackspacecloud.com) (43)


Wed February 08, 2012
(NBC Bay Area) Spiffy You may get arrested if you tell the police your 6 lbs of marijuana has been stolen. Or, the cops may catch the burglars and allow you to sue for the value of the weed  (nbcbayarea.com) (62)
(Some Guy) Amusing Director of the TN agency charged with eradicating marijuana has decided that the most effective form of eradication is to just smoke it all herself  (wsmv.com) (84)


Wed February 01, 2012
(Fox News) Unlikely Police seize 1500 pounds of pot from NY apartment, estimate its street value at $7.5 million. Dude, $5000 a pound? In New York? Must have been some crappy stuff  (foxnews.com) (56)
(Some Guy) Fail The Federal Government would like to charge pro weed Montana state lawmakers as "conspirators" to sell and distribute medical marijuana  (missoulian.com) (225)


Sat January 28, 2012
(CBS News) Spiffy Marijuana mouth spray could hit store shelves by 2013. Look for it in supermarkets between the Yodels and Doritos  (cbsnews.com) (39)


Fri January 27, 2012
(NW Florida Daily News) Florida You shouldn't transport marijuana in your car. Especially if it's still growing in a pot  (nwfdailynews.com) (18)


Thu January 26, 2012
(Contact Music) Silly Brad Pitt quit marijuana in fear of becoming a 'doughnut' (and eating himself)  (contactmusic.com) (43)
(Reuters) Weird It's FARK word problem time: If a four-year-old boy pulls nine bags of weed out of his jacket pocket and hands them over to his teacher, how many of those nine bags will make it to the police evidence room?  (reuters.com) (43)


Sun January 22, 2012
(Some Guy) Spiffy Virginia lawmaker sponsors bill that would allow marijuana to be sold in state-owned liquor stores. Subby working on his bid to sell Twinkies and Funyuns in same stores  (wtkr.com) (106)


Fri January 20, 2012
(Independent) Ironic Cops discover marijuana farm after exhaustive search just yards from the police station  (independent.co.uk) (35)


Fri January 13, 2012
(Houston Chronicle) Interesting Up next on Man vs. Food Adam takes the 'marijuanapeños' challenge. It's too damn hot to eat but you just can't stop  (chron.com) (49)


Wed January 11, 2012
(Time) Interesting "Marijuana smokers performed better on tests of lung function compared to nonsmokers and cigarette smokers" Put that in your pipe and smoke it  (healthland.time.com) (389)


Tue January 10, 2012
(Komo) Dumbass Police find 23 pounds of marijuana in man's car after he collides with a deer and doesn't stop. With "Dude, wait what?" mugshot  (komonews.com) (71)
(Sun Journal (Maine)) Dumbass Man calls police to report that someone tried to break into his garage... to steal his marijuana. "Police seized about 25 pot plants, several of them fully matured, and about 14 ounces of processed marijuana"  (sunjournal.com) (69)
(TMZ) Dumbass In today's no shizzle news, a canine sniffs out marijuana on Snoop Dogg's tour bus. THE HELL YOU SAY  (tmz.com) (26)


Mon January 09, 2012
(Connecticut Post) Dumbass Good news: You weren't drunk at a DUI checkpoint. Bad news: Your car reeked of marijuana  (ctpost.com) (102)
(Politico) Spiffy Snoop Dogg goes to the White House and asks the burning question of our time: Yo Prez, can we legalize marijuana already?  (politico.com) (232)


Sun January 08, 2012
(Bloomberg) Ironic Arizona's Governor on ObamaCare: This violates the tenth amendment. We shall fight this. Arizona's Governor on Medical Marijuana: This violates Federal law. Who are we to question them?  (bloomberg.com) (158)
(Seattle Times) Interesting Australia's fondness of vegemite finally explained  (seattletimes.nwsource.com) (74)


Wed January 04, 2012
(Huffington Post) Fail George Washington: Make the most you can of the Indian Hemp seed and sow it everywhere. Newt Gingrich: I think George Washington would have rather strongly discouraged you from growing marijuana  (huffingtonpost.com) (79)


Mon January 02, 2012
(CNN) Spiffy Colorado becomes fourth state to petition U.S. government to reclassify marijuana  (edition.cnn.com) (89)


Sat December 31, 2011
(Some Guy) Weird Two men break into a house and want to know "Where's the stuff?" And by stuff, we mean the safe filled with marijuana  (semissourian.com) (28)


Fri December 30, 2011
(CBSSacramento.com) Cool Nevada sheriff refrains from ruining 250 students' lives after discovering pounds of marijuana and other drugs on ski trip caravan  (sacramento.cbslocal.com) (153)
(Captain Cannabis) Obvious Study shows states that legalized medical cannabis sold less beer, had fewer funerals  (missoulian.com) (154)


Thu December 29, 2011
(Portfolio.com) Interesting Is medical pot a big business? Fresh off last month's purchase of Marijuana.com for $4.20 million, General Cannabis Inc. buys a software-development company. Toke, Mortimer, toke  (portfolio.com) (25)
(Denver Post) Silly Some politicians fight for abortion bans, some for gay rights, some for less taxes, some for legalized marijuana. Some fight for real issues, like "a vote for me is a vote for an 'In-N-Out Burger' franchise in our town"  (blogs.denverpost.com) (54)


Wed December 28, 2011
(MSNBC) Interesting The top 5 bullshiat things that science journals had to retract in 2011  (vitals.msnbc.msn.com) (244)


Sat December 24, 2011
(Daily Mail) Stupid "By using a five-foot-tall cannabis plant as a Christmas tree, Richards showed a total disregard for the law." (w/stoner Christmas pic)  (dailymail.co.uk) (90)


Mon December 19, 2011
(Philly.com) Weird Heather Donahue of The Blair Witch Project fame is alive and well and selling marijuana. And best of all according to the article, "And you might be happy to know that her PMS is now under control"  (articles.philly.com) (116)


Thu December 15, 2011
(Mediaite) Cool Newt Gingrich gets outed by Gary Johnson, no Craigslist male prostitutes were involved surprisingly. Cool tag for Gary Johnson  (mediaite.com) (143)


Tue December 13, 2011
(SacBee) Cool Medical marijuana dispensary closing, giving away free pot this Friday. In related news, flight bookings to Sacramento spike  (sacbee.com) (53)


Wed December 07, 2011
(IndyStar) Interesting "Hey man, is that freedom rock?" "No, it's just 185 pounds of packaged hydroponic marijuana stuffed in a bunch of musical speakers"  (indystar.com) (104)


Mon December 05, 2011
(Some Guy) Dumbass Man busted for "hotboxing" marijuana in his car. "The car was so thick with smoke that officers couldn't immediately see the two-year-old boy in the back seat"  (610wiod.com) (118)


Sun December 04, 2011
(St. Petersburg Times) Florida If you grow anything with hydroponics in Florida the police will automatically assume you are growing pot and come kick down your door without a warrant  (tampabay.com) (166)


Sat December 03, 2011
(Owner of a counter-surfer) Dumbass Tag is for subby. Yes she's okay. I'm going to just leave this here as a public service message: What to do if your dog eats your medical marijuana  (bouldermountainvet.com) (136)


Wed November 30, 2011
(Yahoo) Unlikely "Marijuana was also discovered in the new tunnel and Mack said federal agents were up late Monday night weighing it." Yeah, weighing it. That's what they were doing  (news.yahoo.com) (25)
(Denver Post) Spiffy Legalizing medical marijuana leads to a 12% drop in alcohol related fatal car crashes  (denverpost.com) (127)


Sat November 26, 2011
(Husband of 3) Interesting Gay marriage is legal. Marijuana is decriminalized. Health care is free. But apparently, polygamy is illegal. Well, no country is 100% perfect, right?  (vancouversun.com) (444)


Fri November 25, 2011
(Some Guy) Spiffy Mayor of major American city tweets his support for marijuana legalization. Oh, wait. Did I say, 'American?' I meant to say 'Canadian'  (vancouversun.com) (72)


Fri November 18, 2011
(Some Guy) Interesting The holiday season is officially here now that cops have made their first arrest of someone carrying gift-wrapped packages of marijuana  (kitsapsun.com) (45)


Thu November 17, 2011
(News.com.au) Interesting Police find six tons of marijuana in a cross border tunnel, and another three tons in a truck. All eighteen tons have been confiscated. Wait, that's not how the meme goes... Are they F-ing high?  (news.com.au) (94)


Wed November 16, 2011
(Yahoo) Hero Herman Cain looks to sell more pizzas  (news.yahoo.com) (116)
(Some Guy) Sad Not news: Couple busted for having marijuana. Kinda news: Police tipped off by secret photos of stash. FARK: Photos were taken by their sick-of-pot-smoke 11-year-old son  (duluthnewstribune.com) (341)


Mon November 14, 2011
(Some Scrooge) Obvious Bah, humbug. If you try to smuggle illegal items like marijuana to put in Santa Claus's cookies this holiday season wrapped as gifts, the TSA warns that you won't get away with it  (losangeles.cbslocal.com) (83)
(SanDiegoUnionTribune) Spiffy News: Congressman's daughter fights for medical marijuana. Fark: she's a Republican. Ultrafark: hotter than a freshly baked brownie  (signonsandiego.com) (235)


Sat November 12, 2011
(Yahoo) Interesting 'Fake Marijuana' may trigger heart trouble in teens, real marijuana use may cause decline in parents' stash  (news.yahoo.com) (124)


Wed November 09, 2011
(Canada.com) Spiffy French police dog given medal for bravery and dedication for continually locating marijuana even though his handlers never let him smoke it afterward  (canada.com) (27)


Tue November 08, 2011
(STLToday) Obvious Marijuana possession charges against 21-year old dropped. By sheer coincidence, he's the governor's son  (stltoday.com) (94)
(Some Guy) Asinine 11 bags of marijuana? In your ass? It's more likely than you think  (wect.com) (32)


Sun November 06, 2011
(Beatcalls) Dumbass If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer  (beatcalls.com) (43)


Wed November 02, 2011
(Sun Sentinel) Florida St. Thomas Aquinas high school suspends four for marijuana abuse. This sort of thing would be allowed at St. Malachi's or St. Augustine's  (sun-sentinel.com) (31)


Tue November 01, 2011
(Patch.com) Sad Yes, that is a dump truck full of weed seized by police. Yes it is  (greenfield.patch.com) (77)


Sat October 29, 2011
(Some Guy) Fail Good news: White House responds to folks calling for marijuana decriminalization. Bad news: White House tells them "Yeah... no"  (wwws.whitehouse.gov) (391)


Tue October 25, 2011
(US News) Obvious Scientists say smoking pot can make it harder to find your way out of a maze. So if you smoke pot, avoid scientists who want to put you in mazes  (health.usnews.com) (160)


Wed October 19, 2011
(Oregon Live) Dumbass Hey Mr. Policeman, check out my UHH OHHHHH why are you arresting me? I'M ONE OF THE 420%  (oregonlive.com) (71)


Tue October 18, 2011
(TMZ) Amusing Soulja Boy arrested for "substantial amount" of marijuana. YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOU can see his mugshot here  (tmz.com) (58)


Mon October 17, 2011
(Gallup) Cool Gallup: Majority of Americans now favor legalizing marijuana. That's a record high  (gallup.com) (291)


Sat October 15, 2011
(NBC Bay Area) Interesting Hello? How many ounces in a 8 foot tall, several foot in circumference "tree"? How many ounces in 35 of those trees? No, no reason, just curious. Thanks. Bye  (nbcbayarea.com) (62)

Displayed 59 of about 970 links -- join TotalFark to see them all

 Submit a Link »
From the Fark Shop:
More from the Fark Shop »