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94 headlines found matching 'mana'
Fri May 27, 2016
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Jennie Finch will become the first female manager of a professional men's baseball team on Sunday. "I have Tommy Lasorda on speed dial"
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
The opposing team's Manager of Baseball Operations in my broadcast booth? It's more likely than you think
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(Kent Online)
 
 
 
Couple of guys manage to steal £170,000 worth of vans using a secretive thief's tool called a "Jiggler." Bonus: Article contains an image of an entire set of "Jigglers," just in case, you know, you ever get locked out of your own van or something
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Thu May 26, 2016
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Going to school, eating candy, applying for a job as a Premier League soccer manager. 7-year olds these days
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Wed May 25, 2016
(UPI)
 
 
 
Jennifer Lopez says she doesn't deserve her reputation for being a diva. The statement came from her personal assistant through orders from her publicity agent at the direction of her manager, all under threat of being fired
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(Ozy)
 
 
 
That time when Elvis' cheap-ass manager created his most hated album
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Sat May 21, 2016
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Manchester United and Crystal Palace face each other in England's FA Cup Final. Is the Louis Van Gaal's last game as Manchester United manager? Will Crystal Palace figure out how to score? Tune in at 12:30 ET to find out
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Fri May 20, 2016
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Yankees owner blames his players and not the manager for the team's slow start. Translation? Girardi has about another two weeks before he cleans out his locker
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(Time)
 
 
 
Congress to impose Michigan-style emergency management on Puerto Rico. Good thing there's nothing like the Flint River there
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Sanders campaign manager Jeff Weaver: The delegate math against Bernie is just a media narrative, Boston is not a big college town
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Wed May 18, 2016
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Alanis Morissette: My former manager had one hand in my pocket
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Bernie manages to squeak out a victory in Oregon by a hair thin margin of almost thirteen points. Why can't Bernie see how hopeless his bid for POTUS is?
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(NBC Sports)
 
 
 
Atlanta Braves show real class in firing manager Fredi Gonzalez by having the airlines send him a flight notification email
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Police spokesman recommends "calling building management rather than trying to obtain lost items down a trash chute by yourself"
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Tue May 17, 2016
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Detroit Tigers manager Brad Ausmus goes full Lou Pinella on an umpire
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Holy crap, somehow I managed to collect 9k Airmiles. Where should I go? What should I cash in for?
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Thu May 12, 2016
(Fox 19 Cincinnati)
 
 
 
You can't afford your $20.30 restaurant bill, so you A) beg the manager to overlook it this time, B) offer to work it off, or C) call 911 and report an armed robbery
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Wed May 11, 2016
(Newser)
 
 
 
Master chef fires general manager daughter after customers insulted on their bill. The extremely rare My Dad Owns This Restaurant But I Got Fired Anyway trifecta is now in play
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Tue May 10, 2016
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Footage surfaces of bearded, wild-eyed zealot waving sacred book aloft, decrying Western decadence in call for holy war to have government bow to his god--well, in his spare time, when he's not managing his Louisiana duck-call manufacturing business
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
While your retirement fund was eeking out a few percentage points, 2015's top Hedge Fund Managers were making close to $1B each to play roulette with your money
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Once Upon a Time managed to piss everyone off with Sunday's episode and shocking death [WARNING: SPOILER]
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Mon May 09, 2016
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Proving once and for all that they truly are a sport, a video gaming league has kicked out 3 teams for infractions ranging from cheating through player trades to mismanaging player contracts
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Sun May 08, 2016
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Massachusetts Congressman says cancelling billions-over-budget rail project would make Washington not trust state to manage future transportation projects. Good?
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Fri May 06, 2016
(ABC News)
 
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Convenience store manager to robber: "Do you want fire extinguisher?"
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Tue May 03, 2016
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Hedge fund manager claims he feels very worried that machines will take over global workforce, but optimistic that finance profession will be A-OK. "Most people in the bulk of the job market are not involved in super-high-value jobs"
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Mon May 02, 2016
(KTAR Phoenix)
 
 
 
Del Taco manager who brags about being the owner's son during obscenity-filled tirade about overlooked hot sauce packets and the likelihood of cellphone footage "going viral" finds out the answer is no on 1, yes on 2
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Sun May 01, 2016
(Greensboro News & Record)
 
 
 
Senate candidate who has railed against out-of-control government spending paid his brother-in-law nearly $170,000 to "manage the finances" of his campaign. Yep, that should rein in that spending just fine
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(Rocketnews 24)
 
 
 
China manages to outweird Japan with wolf and eagle underwear for men. We'll call this one Not safe for work because the wolf and eagle images are in 3-D
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Sat April 30, 2016
(SFGate)
 
 
 
PG&E has said it spends $260 million a year to manage 50 million trees along its 134,000 miles of power lines. You had one job. To trim 50 million trees. One job
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Thu April 28, 2016
(Shanghaiist)
 
 
 
Thanks junk food from the West, you've managed to infiltrate rural China and make their childhood obesity rates explode
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
While you were busy driving anything but a Ford, the company has managed to post all kinds of profit and operating cost records
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Wed April 27, 2016
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
British telecom goes out to repair phone line, manages to give everybody in British town someone else's phone number: "It's a bizarre situation but thankfully we all more or less know each other, we were able to work out who had whose number"
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
Space X to send rocket capsules to Mars in the next two years. At this rate, we're going to have to launch a waste management rocket to Mars before any astronauts ever set foot there
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Yankees manager Joe Girardi employs infield shifts regularly, but would ban them if he was MLB commissioner. "It's an illegal defense, like basketball"
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Tue April 26, 2016
(NPR)
 
 
 
The biggest mystery of the 2016 campaign is not why Kasich is still in the campaign or even why Trump managed to unite the disparate factions of bigots. No, it's why Sanders's big rallies don't equal wins
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Mon April 25, 2016
(CBS News)
 
 
 
CDC says that 1 in 8 U.S. workers has some hearing loss ... usually an employee in upper management whenever someone comes in to ask for a raise
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Fri April 22, 2016
(NYPost)
 
 
 
$10 second-hand, unmanaged switches. Not good for your home network. $81M less good when you're the central bank of your country
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Thu April 21, 2016
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Madonna attends parent-teachers meeting, manages to not expose herself or anyone else
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Wed April 20, 2016
(Politico)
 
 
 
Ben Carson thinks Harriet Tubman should go on the $2 bill instead. Taco Bell manager responds by calling mall security
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Wanted: Social media manager for HM Queen Elizabeth II. Successful candidate will receive competitive salary, free lunches, title of the Duke of Face and the Earl of Tweet
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(UPI)
 
 
 
In case you haven't noticed, and judging by the attendance you haven't, the Braves have managed to win a few here and there, and are threatening to climb out of the cellar
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Tue April 19, 2016
(Daily Freeman)
 
 
 
24 year old flips out figuratively, tries to impersonate a Price Chopper manager. Police arrive, he flips out literally. He does not stick the landing
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(Shanghaiist)
 
 
 
Well there certainly won't be any conflicts of interests for Twitter's new Managing Director for Greater China just because she used to work for the PLA and has ties to the Great Firewall. Nope, none at all
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(Fark Shop)
 
 
 
Fark Store Daily Deal: Agile/Scrum Certification Training for Project Managers - preparation for the PMI-ACP® Exam. Project managers: all I know are the Dilbert jokes. Do you like your job? What exactly do you do? (Sponsored Link)
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Mon April 18, 2016
(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
Diamondbacks pitcher Shelby Miller pulled from the game after managing to injure himself--with the pitching mound
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Sun April 17, 2016
(NBC Sports)
 
 
 
Oddsmakers make Fredi Gonzalez a 1/1 favorite to be the first manager fired in 2016. Place your bets
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Fri April 15, 2016
(NPR)
 
 
 
Florida prosecutor insists that he dropped assault charges against Trump's campaign manager based "purely on the facts," including facts like, whoa, Trump's got a lot of money and, holy shiat, his supporters are farking nutjobs
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
The main reason why Trump's campaign manager won't be prosecuted? Take a look at the tag. Subby guarantees there's no problem
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Thu April 14, 2016
(CNN)
 
 
 
Sources say Donald Trump's campaign manager won't be prosecuted for assault. In related news, sources say Hillary Clinton will totally be indicted soon
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Much like Cindy Lou Who managed to melt The Grinch's heart and got him to join in the celebrations in Whoville, even enjoying the roast beast, Donald Trump has melted Karl Rove's heart, with the latter's Super PAC moving towards an endorsement
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Wed April 13, 2016
(Salon)
 
 
 
North Carolina's anti-LGBT law managed to sneak in a little tort reform as well
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Sun April 10, 2016
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Royals manage to score the winning run in the 10th without making contact with the ball the entire inning
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Trump campaign manager: "I'm not saying that the Cruz group are a bunch of Nazis, but they sure like doing what the Nazis liked to do"
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Thu April 07, 2016
(CBC)
 
 
 
Blue Jays manager John Gibbons: "Lighten up, Frances"
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Mon April 04, 2016
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Astounding mathematicians and political observers alike, this latest Congress has actually managed to do LESS than nothing
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Sun April 03, 2016
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Batman V Superman manages to cling to the #1 spot with $50 million because Paint Drying: The Movie was pushed back a week. Zootopia is #2 with $20 million, My Big Fat Greek Wedding 2 a big fat #3 with $11 million while God's Not Dead 2 is somehow #4
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(Denver Post)
 
 
 
Couple builds 4,000 square-foot "dream house" from 9 used shipping containers that cost $2,200 each; still manage to blow $500,000 on it before landscaping
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Sat April 02, 2016
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Because when it comes to entertainment, the kids love nothing more than a rock band that lectures about managing your finances in the middle of a show. "A lot of your heroes are in debt"
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Tue March 29, 2016
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
On CNN, Cruz and Trump reps have a civil debate on how to maximize tax revenues for the nation through sensible planning. Nah, I'm kidding, they yelled at each other over whether or not Trump's campaign manager's lawyer once bit a stripper
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Trump campaign manager charged with battery of Breitbart reporter. Or, as future history books will remember it, True American Patriot unjustly arrested for aggressive snuggling of treasonous propagandist
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Fri March 25, 2016
(Poynter Institute)
 
 
 
Here's how The Washington Post managed to count every single person shot to death by police in the United States in 2015, because no one else tracks that
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Wed March 23, 2016
(Reuters)
 
 
 
You'll be pleased to know that the former New York Fed employee who went to work for Goldman Sachs managing the unit he used to regulate, and had his former co-workers send him confidential docs about his bank has had his wrist thoroughly slapped
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Feeling the weight of delegate math, Sanders campaign manager goes full Rove on Arizona: "There's obviously something wrong with the numbers"
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Tue March 22, 2016
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Donald Trump's violent, misogynist campaign manager's favorite pastime is drunk dialing reporters and coming on to them over the phone
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Mon March 14, 2016
(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
Michelle Fields, Breitbart reporter assaulted by Donald Trump's campaign manager, tells propagandist overlords to STFU, DIAF
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Thu March 10, 2016
(Live Science)
 
 
 
Study shows that it's possible to outrun a supervolcano eruption. Testing was done using people who managed to get away from an angry Mel Gibson
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Wed March 09, 2016
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Chiefs lose two draft picks, $250K due to Andy Reid's clock management
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Sat March 05, 2016
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Sawxs managah may or may nawt be bangin' a teevee gal who is like wicked hawt
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Thu March 03, 2016
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
How one man managed to make red trousers uncool
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Wed March 02, 2016
(Courier-Journal)
 
 
 
KFC Manager fires employee because she is transgender, KFC Corporate responds by firing the manager because he's a bigot
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Tue March 01, 2016
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Debbie Wasserman-Schultz, the former Clinton campaign manager and current head of DNC, joins GOP in undermining the CFPB. If only there was a candidate who was against this sort of thing
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Sun February 28, 2016
(Jayski's Silly Season Site)
 
 
 
Crayons is in the 14, Shrub got his qualifying time disqualified, which put his Xanax-fueled brother on the pole, and NASCAR couldn't even manage to get a full field for the Folds of Honor QuikTrip 500 at Atlanta Motor Speedway, 1 PM on Fox
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Thu February 25, 2016
(Wow 24/7)
 
 
 
As of now, only one person in the world has managed to get this hard-as-nails achievement in fiendish Steam game Devil Daggers
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Wed February 24, 2016
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
This may come as a surprise, but rumor has it that Manchester United's management is in complete disarray
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(Denver Post)
 
 
 
Colorado's "Amazon tax" law upheld on appeal because judges do not want to create a "tax shelter" for online merchants. That's reserved for hedge fund managers
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(KTAR Phoenix)
 
 
 
The group that manages Powerball switched things up to give players better odds at winning. Then they all had a good laugh and trashed the idea
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Thu February 18, 2016
(TSN)
 
 
 
Ontario Hockey League suspends owner and entire management team of Flint Michigan Firebirds after they randomly and irrationally fired the coaching staff. Again. I mean, WTF? Is there something in the water up there?
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Wed February 17, 2016
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Maryland college swim coach manages to find the only underage girl on the internet who isn't an undercover cop
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Wed February 10, 2016
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Wait, are you telling me people thought Zoolander 2 would actually be anything other than a recycled mess of tired jokes, terrible acting, and a stupid plot that somehow managed to be worse than the first?
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
The rousing success of Ayn Rand-style management continues as Sears Holdings announces 50 more Sears and Kmart locations will be closed
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Tue February 09, 2016
(CBC)
 
 
 
Dion Phaneuf: It sucks being captain of such a losing team, things can't get much worse. Leafs Management: You've been traded to the Senators
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(Politico)
 
 
 
What Clinton said at Goldman Sachs: "It's so far from what she sounds like as a candidate now. It was like a rah-rah speech. She sounded more like a Goldman Sachs managing director"
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Fri February 05, 2016
(AlterNet)
 
 
 
Eight signs your manager is toxic and trying to either torpedo your career or have you fired. Remember, HR cares for you
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(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
Tensions rise as Mount Dora searches for a new city manager, but so far only a purple monkey, felonious fox, and a talking backpack have expressed interest
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Wed February 03, 2016
(The New Civil Rights Movement)
 
 
 
You know that Flint Emergency manager who refused a subpoena? US marshals are hunting him down now
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(The Detroit_News)
 
 
 
Despite being subpoenaed, Former Flint emergency manager Darnell Earley has refused to testify at the Congressional hearing on Wednesday as he'll be too busy ruining the Detroit Public School system
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(Metro US)
 
 
 
Drexel College designates new off-campus residence hall as "foodie dorm" for food-obsessed hospitality majors. "Programming planned for the learning spaces includes cooking classes and lessons on ways to start and manage restaurants or food trucks"
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Tue February 02, 2016
(NPR)
 
 
 
The Emergency Manager who was responsible for giving every resident in Flint a free, unlimited source of lead and was more recently spearheading the turnaround of Detroit's schools has resigned. Why do the good ones always go so soon?
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
Virginia had better hope for some good news from the groundhog, because it's already managed to blow through its entire snow removal budget for the year
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Mon February 01, 2016
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
John Scott, long-time goon voted into NHL All-Star Game, then traded and dropped to minor league by NHL management, makes stunning comeback to score two goals and win All-Star Game MVP before throwing down his gloves and brawling Gary Bettman
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Fox News talks shiat about Donald Trump and his supporters for their misogyny and nasty comments about Megyn Kelly. Man, it's going to be really uncomfortable for Fox News if Trump manages to get the nomination
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Sun January 31, 2016
(Metro)
 
 
 
Monday is National Sickie Day in the UK. Here are 16 reasons to call off tomorrow. Subby would consider it, but calling in sick would be a lie and management cannot lie to itself. Plus, there's that conference call and End of Month reports
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(WorldWide Weird News)
 
 
 
Couple unhappy with the restaurant food and service: A) complains to the manager. B) leaves no tip. C) steals the mirrors
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Fri January 29, 2016
(Slate)
 
 
 
How a man who wasn't even at last night's debate still managed to wipe the floor with Ted Cruz
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