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74 headlines found matching 'mana'
Sun April 19, 2015
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Man yells homophobic slurs, chokes manager, and throws him into elderly woman because the restaurant took an hour to make him an omelette. Boy, does he have egg on his face
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Wed April 15, 2015
(The Business Journals)
 
 
 
Braves management has a brilliant solution to stadium traffic problems. Fans are encouraged to ride their bikes to the game
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(20)
 
(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Protecting the huge manatee from huge humanity asshats
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(49)
 
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Clearly, the best thing to do for your city manager of three years who got your city out of bankruptcy and sparked a massive financial turnaround is to fire him
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Tue April 14, 2015
(UPI)
 
 
 
Put away the Farmers' Almanac, honey, I'm going with the burning snowman's exploding head
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(14)
 
(Juneau Empire)
 
 
 
Alaska's legislature axes funding for schools and public radio amid budget crisis, but manages to find $70 Million to buy themselves a new office building
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(48)
 


Sat April 11, 2015
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Manager of old building owned by Cambridge University criticized for posting anti-bike-chaining signs in ancient Greek and Latin -- by classics lecturers who pointed out spelling and phrasing errors, and by students for being elitist
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Fri April 10, 2015
(Metro)
 
 
 
Oh, the huge manatee. OH. MY. GOD
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(27)
 
(The Irish Times)
 
 
 
Today's angry drunk who has managed to get banned from every pub in the county for brawling, is Irish Olympic boxer John Joe Nevin
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Thu April 09, 2015
(TwinCities.com)
 
 
 
Thanks to the tireless efforts of the TSA, only 268 drunks, mentally ill persons, or lazy people taking a shortcut have managed to get into major airports in the past decade
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(38)
 


Wed April 08, 2015
(Radar Magazine)
 
 
 
Barry Manilow is finally over Mandy, and is ready to take a chance again with his manager Garry
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(200)
 
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Mischa Barton sues her mother over mismanagement, exploitation, treating her like a Diff'rent Strokes castmember
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(20)
 


Thu April 02, 2015
(MPR News)
 
 
 
Minneapolis debates great question of our time: One sailboat, or two? "The 13 full-time members of the City Council hold most of the power, and they sometimes have a tendency to micromanage"
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(37)
 


Wed April 01, 2015
(Sportsnet)
 
 
 
"The Maple Leafs have managed to produce a team that is not just bad, but appears to not give a damn. It's almost rubbing it in people's faces, the lack of effort. And they are the least likable group of professional athletes I have ever been around"
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(60)
 


Sun March 29, 2015
(Spin Magazine)
 
 
 
Turns out that Queen's manager was just being stone cold crazy when he said Sacha Baron Cohen would make the Freddie Mercury biopic. Or is just going very slightly mad. And there you have it
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(27)
 


Wed March 25, 2015
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Investment manager says that China looks a lot like the U.S. in 2008. Unfortunately the U.S. looks a lot like China in 1947
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(13)
 


Mon March 23, 2015
(LiveLeak)
 
 
 
The Cape Cobra can kill up to six people with a single bite. Although scientists still wonder how they manage in the wild with teeth that long
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(15)
 


Fri March 20, 2015
(ESPN Cricket)
 
 
 
Will New Zealand follow fellow co-host Australia to the semis or can the Windies manage the win in the last quarterfinal? It's your official Cricket World Cup discussion thread, match starts at 9PM EDT
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(60)
 
(Pittsburgh Post-Gazette)
 
 
 
"Investors count on financial institutions to tell them the truth about how their investments are being managed..." the NY Attorney General started to say before bursting out laughing
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(6)
 


Thu March 19, 2015
(ABC Action News)
 
 
 
Never mind the half dozen other health code violations, Perkins manager wants you to know their roach infestation was "an isolated incident"
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(29)
 


Wed March 18, 2015
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Hillary Clinton to name 35-year-old Robby Mook to manage her 2016 presidential campaign. Mostly because he's young enough to know how to set up an e-mail account
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(54)
 
(WFLA Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
Oh the huge manatee populations
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(61)
 


Tue March 17, 2015
(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
Fifteen video game porn parodies that manage to spoil both video games and porn (Not safe for work)
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(43)
 


Mon March 16, 2015
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Congratulations new TV station, you've managed to drop the C-bomb right out of the gate *facepalm*
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(61)
 


Wed March 11, 2015
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
If managing your kid's busy after-school schedule is too much of a hassle, letting one of Uber's unvetted drivers ferry your kids around in their private vehicle is a great option- according to the worst. parents. ever
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(118)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
...and now Ferguson's city manager has resigned in disgrace
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(38)
 


Fri March 06, 2015
(Action A Go-Go)
 
Video
 
Short film attempts to answer what happened between Mad Max and the Road Warrior, manages to feel like a warm, gasoline powered post apocalyptic hug until Fury Road arrives
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(29)
 
(Nola.com)
 
 
 
Anti-violence crusader who ran anger management and anti-drug programs for teens gets angry at one of his teenage drug dealers and shoots him in the head
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Thu March 05, 2015
(USA Today)
 
 
 
MLB switch-pitcher finally solves the managerial problem of lefty / righty batter match ups
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(35)
 


Sat February 28, 2015
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Sears loses $159 million in the 4Q, but CEO sees hope in the smaller declines. Which is like the Cubs manager praising the team for only losing a game by 5 runs
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Thu February 26, 2015
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Fish, Yemana, Wojo outraged as NYC proposes that cops stop doing their paperwork on typewriters and quit using phrases like "All right, Clancy - take the boys and surround the house"
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
With "Focus," Will Smith has finally managed to make a film worse than "After Earf"
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Tue February 24, 2015
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Wall Street's argument against President Obama's proposal to make retirement account managers act in fiduciary duty of their clients: "We can only afford to give people bad advice that makes us buckets of money"
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(14)
 
(Cronkite News)
 
 
 
New manager introduces the "Diamondbacks Way," which is basically the same mediocrity their six fans have witnessed for the past several years
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(15)
 
(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Nineteen. Nineteen manatees stuck in a drain pipe. Ah ah ah
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Is this you? 'Impulsivity, inattention, and/or executive dysregulation, such as high distractibility, impulsive decision making, poor time management, difficulty following directions, etc.' Congratulations, you are qualified to be an Edison fireman
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(46)
 
(KOIN Portland)
 
 
 
Guy working in parking lot man-hole parks truck to shield himself and places orange cones all around. Yet, still manages to get run over by driver, who won't be charged because it was on private property (with scary video)
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(71)
 


Sat February 21, 2015
(Entertainment Tonight)
 
 
 
Tara Reid couldn't even manage to be sober for a five minute interview
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Fri February 20, 2015
(CNBC)
 
 
 
In a sure sign that he has a fresh economic vision for America, Jeb Bush has hired a former Walmart executive to manage his policy development plan
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Thu February 19, 2015
(Cronkite News)
 
 
 
Goran Dragic to Suns management: "I don't trust them anymore." Neither do their fans
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(29)
 


Wed February 18, 2015
(Red Bull)
 
 
 
Football Manager has been cited in at least 35 divorce cases
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(18)
 


Tue February 17, 2015
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Seattle Seahawks' Richard Sherman says the life of a newborn is "sleep, eat, look at you, poop and then repeat", which is also pretty much all Pete Carroll can manage after blowing the last play of the Super Bowl
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Sat February 14, 2015
(Wonkette)
 
 
 
Tea Party leader says it's okay to slash education funding because, after all, Socrates managed to teach Plato everything he knew using only ONE ROCK
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(142)
 


Fri February 13, 2015
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Qantas business lounge managers have become bouncers as flyers who have misunderstood what 'business casual' means are showing up in sombreros and lederhosen or something
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Thu February 12, 2015
(Globe and Mail)
 
 
 
Toronto Maple Leafs management ready to burn the current season down and start next year with all-new players
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Wed February 11, 2015
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Judas camels help thin the herd by leading shooters to feral groups in the Australian outback, say they look forward to managing Omaha Cinnabons when this is all over
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(52)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
A-Rod to Yankees management: You guys know I was totally kidding when I called you scumbags. So we're cool right?
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(61)
 


Mon February 09, 2015
(WCVB Boston)
 
 
 
Manager of a Whole Foods supermarket makes up robbery story in an attempt to make off with 34,000 organic, free range, gluten free, locally sourced dollars
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(23)
 


Thu February 05, 2015
(ESPN)
 
 
 
The College Football Playoff's management committee isn't interested in how many people can see the upcoming season's semifinals, refusing ESPN's request to change the date for the games. "We like the concept that we've developed"
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(26)
 


Tue February 03, 2015
(CBS Pittsburgh)
 
 
 
Bar manager finds 1 oz gold bar under a table. He tries to find rightful owner. No one claims it. The line starts to my left
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(54)
 


Sun February 01, 2015
(Flix 66)
 
 
 
Controversial war fantasy film American Sniper is #1 at the box office, beating the Super Bowl weekend record set by Hannah Montana. Nightmare-inducing Paddington sticks at #2 with $7.8 million and newcomer Project Almanac bombs at #3
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(23)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Mike Huckabee knocks one out of the park by managing to offend gays, Muslims, Jews, drinkers, and cussers in a single interview
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(204)
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Raw sewage backed up and sat in puddles next to the Fan Zone at the Waste Management Phoenix Open. "Many of them walked through the dirty water, unaware of what was on the ground"
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Sat January 31, 2015
(Bleacher Report)
 
 
 
Fans throw beer cans onto green to celebrate hole-in-one at the Waste Management Phoenix Open
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(10)
 
(Pierce Pioneer)
 
 
 
"The restaurant Guest Service Manager or Lovin' Lead will explain that McDonald's is doing something special that day, and the customer will be given the option to pay for his or her order with an act of Lovin' instead"
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Fri January 30, 2015
(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
Five competing hamburgers that are drawing business away from McDonald's. Management definitely not lovin' it
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(80)
 


Sat January 24, 2015
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Former Rebecca Black manager charged with violating Talent Scam Prevention Act. No charges yet for "Friday"
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(26)
 


Wed January 21, 2015
(Newser)
 
 
 
After years of testing woman who literally knows no fear, scientists finally manage to freak her out
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(88)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
How did people manage to pull off the difficult task of ignoring people before the wonderful invention of the smart phone?
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(26)
 


Mon January 19, 2015
(6ABC Philadelphia)
 
 
 
Philadelphia tries to top Washington DC subway fires but only manages to close a station due to a police golf cart fire
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(14)
 


Sat January 17, 2015
(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Nice 80-year-old lady takes her Cadillac CTS for pleasant drive from Manatee County over Sunshine Skyway Bridge to St. Petersburg in southbound lanes. What could possibly go wrong?
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Fri January 16, 2015
(Inquisitr)
 
 
 
Ted Nugent manages to offend yet more people by using the word "retard" and wonders why all the puppet shows won't let him open for them anymore
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(80)
 


Thu January 15, 2015
(All Recipes)
 
 
 
Fark Food Thread: What are family favorites in your household that the kids won't turn their noses up at? Help keep all 3 of the children Farkers have managed to produce contented with recipes for good kid-approved meals
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Tue January 13, 2015
(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
Two brothers get arrested for stealing from a Walmart, but manage to escape from their transport van, only to end up being caught shortly later while drinking at a bar. It's classic Americana
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(8)
 
(io9)
 
 
 
Manatees in space suits? It's more likely than you think
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(22)
 


Mon January 12, 2015
(Bleacher Report)
 
 
 
Looking for another dose of cranky management, illogical rule making, and horrific commentary, but don't want John Harbaugh or Joe Buck? Then tune in to WWE Raw for all this, plus LolCenawins. (8pm est, USA/9.99)
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Sun January 11, 2015
(Guardian)
 
 
 
After a week off the Premier League starts again. Sunderland host 'pool in the early game, Chelsea vs manager less Newcastle, Man City visit Everton and on Sunday the fight for third place as Man Utd host Southampton
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(291)
 


Fri January 09, 2015
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Ford managed to group together 6 generations of the best modified Mustangs ever - even a kick-ass Mustang II - and handed the keys to some of the best stunt drivers in the world. Here's the result
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Sat January 03, 2015
(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
Man threatens to blow up a strip club because the manager had the audacity to try and take away his beer
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(17)
 


Thu January 01, 2015
(Guardian)
 
 
 
It's the new year, two managers sacked and the transfer window opens. The silly season has truly started. Will Chelsea pull a Spurs for the 2nd game in a row, can the Manchesters catch up and who is next to get fired? All this and more
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(311)
 


Mon December 29, 2014
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Hillary doesn't need to win white working class vote: "The last time a Democratic presidential candidate won a majority of the white vote was 1964. Yet they've managed to win five elections since then"
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(216)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Man buys $650 worth of tickets to The Interview with hopes to scalp them, demands refund after discovering the movie is streaming online at half the price. Theater manager still heard laughing in the back room
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(70)
 


Sat December 27, 2014
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Chalk up another country Hollyweird has managed to piss off
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(36)
 


Mon December 22, 2014
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Another chance for big points or a big crater in FFPL as its a double week. Oh and Arsenal and Liverpool play in a battle of two teams whose fans can't stand their managers
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(375)
 

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