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67 headlines found matching 'mana'
Sat January 24, 2015
Source     Fark Headline Comments
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Former Rebecca Black manager charged with violating Talent Scam Prevention Act. No charges yet for "Friday"
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Wed January 21, 2015
(Newser)
 
 
 
After years of testing woman who literally knows no fear, scientists finally manage to freak her out
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(88)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
How did people manage to pull off the difficult task of ignoring people before the wonderful invention of the smart phone?
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(26)
 


Mon January 19, 2015
(6ABC Philadelphia)
 
 
 
Philadelphia tries to top Washington DC subway fires but only manages to close a station due to a police golf cart fire
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Sat January 17, 2015
(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Nice 80-year-old lady takes her Cadillac CTS for pleasant drive from Manatee County over Sunshine Skyway Bridge to St. Petersburg in southbound lanes. What could possibly go wrong?
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(65)
 


Fri January 16, 2015
(Inquisitr)
 
 
 
Ted Nugent manages to offend yet more people by using the word "retard" and wonders why all the puppet shows won't let him open for them anymore
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(80)
 


Thu January 15, 2015
(All Recipes)
 
 
 
Fark Food Thread: What are family favorites in your household that the kids won't turn their noses up at? Help keep all 3 of the children Farkers have managed to produce contented with recipes for good kid-approved meals
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(162)
 


Tue January 13, 2015
(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
Two brothers get arrested for stealing from a Walmart, but manage to escape from their transport van, only to end up being caught shortly later while drinking at a bar. It's classic Americana
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(8)
 
(io9)
 
 
 
Manatees in space suits? It's more likely than you think
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(22)
 


Mon January 12, 2015
(Bleacher Report)
 
 
 
Looking for another dose of cranky management, illogical rule making, and horrific commentary, but don't want John Harbaugh or Joe Buck? Then tune in to WWE Raw for all this, plus LolCenawins. (8pm est, USA/9.99)
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Sun January 11, 2015
(Guardian)
 
 
 
After a week off the Premier League starts again. Sunderland host 'pool in the early game, Chelsea vs manager less Newcastle, Man City visit Everton and on Sunday the fight for third place as Man Utd host Southampton
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(291)
 


Fri January 09, 2015
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Ford managed to group together 6 generations of the best modified Mustangs ever - even a kick-ass Mustang II - and handed the keys to some of the best stunt drivers in the world. Here's the result
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(41)
 


Sat January 03, 2015
(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
Man threatens to blow up a strip club because the manager had the audacity to try and take away his beer
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(17)
 


Thu January 01, 2015
(Guardian)
 
 
 
It's the new year, two managers sacked and the transfer window opens. The silly season has truly started. Will Chelsea pull a Spurs for the 2nd game in a row, can the Manchesters catch up and who is next to get fired? All this and more
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(311)
 


Mon December 29, 2014
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Hillary doesn't need to win white working class vote: "The last time a Democratic presidential candidate won a majority of the white vote was 1964. Yet they've managed to win five elections since then"
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(216)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Man buys $650 worth of tickets to The Interview with hopes to scalp them, demands refund after discovering the movie is streaming online at half the price. Theater manager still heard laughing in the back room
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(70)
 


Sat December 27, 2014
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Chalk up another country Hollyweird has managed to piss off
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(36)
 


Mon December 22, 2014
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Another chance for big points or a big crater in FFPL as its a double week. Oh and Arsenal and Liverpool play in a battle of two teams whose fans can't stand their managers
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(375)
 


Sat December 20, 2014
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Social etiquette for threesomes explained to people struggling to manage twosomes
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(45)
 


Wed December 17, 2014
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Rock Scully, who managed the Grateful Dead in the late '60s and continued to advise the band throughout the '80s, dead at 73
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(21)
 


Mon December 15, 2014
(Eugene Register-Guard)
 
 
 
Cops watching protest against a new law in WA state requiring background checks for all gun sales or transfers manage not to shoot anyone
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Sun December 14, 2014
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Pilot allows singer to sit in his cockpit. Singer is smoking hot. (Y su hermana también.) But her pilot is just fired
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(36)
 


Fri December 12, 2014
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
A stray cat got its paws on a gourmet feast courtesy of an airport delicatessen, after managing to get inside the fish counter: "The tabby was filmed by staff at Vladivostok airport helping itself to marine delicacies including squid and dried octopus"
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(50)
 


Thu December 11, 2014
(UPI)
 
 
 
Doll famous for outraging feminists has finally managed to tick off black people, too
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(128)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Autopsy finds waitress managed to accidentally kill herself by sticking her head in a dumbwaiter, as opposed to the safer option where the dumb waiter sticks his head in the waitress
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Wed December 10, 2014
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Detroit emergency manager determines financial emergency will end when city exits bankruptcy. (No need to click, that's the entire article)
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(29)
 
(Contact Music)
 
 
 
"Hats off to Russell Brand for managing the seemingly impossible: making Twitter sympathise with a Daily Mail reporter"
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(23)
 


Thu December 04, 2014
(Courier Mail)
 
 
 
Every now and then one of those "Dear Abby, my manager invited me to a lesbian threesome" stories turns out to be true
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(66)
 
(Ocala Star-Banner)
 
 
 
Police in central Florida say a man faces domestic battery charges after assaulting a woman during a discussion about anger management classes
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(17)
 


Mon December 01, 2014
(AL.com)
 
 
 
Obama's empty-suit tyranny extends to the Pentagon, where sources describe him as a detached micromanager
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Thu November 27, 2014
(7 Deadly)
 
 
 
Thanksgiving poutine manages to offend both Canadians and Native Americans alike
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Wed November 26, 2014
(UPI)
 
 
 
Huge manatee goes to Texas where everything is huge seeking relatives, finds out none have moved there in 19 years
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(18)
 
(AL.com)
 
 
 
Driving down the road smoking crack with a child in the car is no way to go through life...substance abuse treatment center manager
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(17)
 


Mon November 24, 2014
(Gawker)
 
 
 
Woman fleeing police in a stolen SUV manages to implode a two-story brick building. Bonus: She was also talking on her cell phone
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Sun November 23, 2014
(Iowa City Press-Citizen)
 
 
 
If you've got bongs, crack pipes, and marijuana plants in your living room and manage to lock yourself out of your apartment, it's probably best not to call 911 for help
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Fri November 21, 2014
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
DEVO frontman opens up about his career as a visual artist, his myopia and how he managed to whip it good
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(40)
 
(The Wrap)
 
 
 
General Manager of the Today Show, hired to bring bold changes, is fired after two months for wanting too many changes
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(28)
 


Wed November 19, 2014
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Photo essay of men with their sex dolls manages to be simultaneously creepy and . . . well, I guess it's just creepy (Not safe for work)
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Fri November 14, 2014
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Richard Branson and his managers have basically been Dilbert's pointy-haired boss throughout this Virgin Galactic thing, announcing flight dates and not bothering to listen to problems from the engineers who have to deal with things like "reality"
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(43)
 
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Manager at Chick-Fil-A makes list of words employees are forbidden to use at work, including 'Bae,' '3Hunnid,' and 'Ebola.' "Gay Marriage" somehow fails to make list
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Thu November 13, 2014
(Inside World Soccer)
 
 
 
Man United's Class of '92 takes over non-league club Salford City, plans to replace manager with pissed-off Scotsman
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(6)
 


Tue November 11, 2014
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Texas woman has surgery to reduce size 36NNN breasts to a more manageable Double-D. Her knees reportedly miss the company
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Mon November 10, 2014
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
All right, who's ready to go manatee hunting?
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(89)
 


Sun November 09, 2014
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Nicki Minaj manages to offend everyone by including Nazi propaganda and imagery in her newest video
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Sat November 08, 2014
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Five stupid things people do when they're broke. Some days, you probably managed all five
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(8)
 


Fri November 07, 2014
(ABC7 Chicago)
 
 
 
Holy fark. Airline manages tricky high winds landing at O'Hare. With video
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(165)
 


Wed November 05, 2014
(Boston.com)
 
 
 
It took two previous convictions for corruption and the Republican and Democrat working together, but Providence finally managed to defeat a Buddy Cianci mayoral bid
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(20)
 


Fri October 31, 2014
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Man rowing across Atlantic attacked by pirates of the Caribbean, claims he only managed to survive once the pirates were attacked and killed by Disney copyright lawyers
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(24)
 


Tue October 28, 2014
(Salon)
 
 
 
Bill Maher has managed to piss off both liberals and conservatives. So buy him a beer if you see him
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(395)
 


Mon October 27, 2014
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Lions suck so badly they manage to win. Jay Cutler mildly intrigued
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(32)
 
(KOCO Oklahoma City)
 
 
 
That "Satanist" who destroyed the 10 commandments statue in OKC? According to his mom he's actually a devout Christian with serious anger management issues. I guess the one about "graven images" really set him off
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(129)
 
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Italy's Monte dei Paschi di Siena, the oldest bank in the world, has just failed the ECB stress test. No word on how a cardiologist managed to get an entire bank on a treadmill
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(15)
 


Sat October 25, 2014
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Chevrolet, jersey sponsor of Manchester United, can't convince MU players to leave their Porsches, Mercedes, and Range Rovers and drive free Camaro or Stingray. "Manager Louis van Gaal does drive a Chevrolet Captiva - a 4x4 - but it is his own"
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Fri October 24, 2014
(Bleacher Report)
 
 
 
What if other sports coaches wore uniforms like MLB managers? It would be hilarious and awesome, that's what
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(40)
 


Tue October 21, 2014
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Boring musician Ed Sheeran upset that Isle of Wight Festival organizer labeled his boring music boring, manages to put the person interviewing him to sleep mid-comment
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Sun October 19, 2014
(The Daily Caller)
 
 
 
Our new Ebola czar is doing a heckuva job. He's missed his second meeting in a row on disease management
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(204)
 


Sat October 18, 2014
(Fortune)
 
 
 
HP is splitting up because "huge companies are too big to manage, and can't work out good for societies," forgets to tell Samsung to stop filling our need for smartphones, HDTVS, home appliances, construction equipment and engines for cargo ships
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(29)
 


Wed October 15, 2014
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Will the Royals break out the broom against the Orioles? Can the Cards even their series with the Giants despite having the worst in-game manager in baseball? It's your LCS Game 4 discussion thread. 1st game at 4PM Eastern on TBS
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(411)
 


Thu October 09, 2014
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Fourteen characters who really say only one thing and yet manage to be oddly popular. Hodor? Hodor
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(93)
 


Wed October 08, 2014
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Burger King manager attacks customer with switchblade and Taser instead of reheating the man's onion rings
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(44)
 


Tue October 07, 2014
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Supermarkets vow to dumb down prices after shoppers complain they can't deal with the weekly specials, the managers' specials, triple-coupon days and multi-buy sales all at once
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(36)
 


Sat October 04, 2014
(The Local)
 
 
 
Bad: You have a nasty car crash. Good: You manage to crawl out of the vehicle unharmed. Bad: Just to be run over by your own wife who rushed to the scene to help you
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(41)
 


Wed October 01, 2014
(YouTube)
 
 
 
If your dog manages to get thousands of miles away from you, don't expect anything different at the reunion
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(39)
 


Tue September 30, 2014
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
For example, according to Forbes, Robert Downey Jr. is the highest-paid actor in America, making $75 million last year. According to the same publication, in 2013 the top 25 hedge fund managers took home, on average, almost a billion dollars each
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Mon September 29, 2014
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Houston Astros hire the next manager to lead them into mediocrity
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(19)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
All MLB managers rehired for next year step forward. Ron Gardenhire, stay put
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(38)
 


Sun September 28, 2014
(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
Denver residents are shocked, SHOCKED that Denny's would charge participants and spectators of the Race for the Cure $1 each to use their restrooms even after the manager announced the money would be donated to a charity
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(93)
 

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