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23 headlines found matching 'machines'
Sat August 23, 2014
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
How long before a million people are implanted with RFID chips? It's much sooner than you think
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Thu August 21, 2014
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Last month Oakland, California ended its 80-year ban on pinball machines in public, and people celebrated with a monthlong pinball tournament. Who became Oaktown's Pinball Wizard?
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Sun August 17, 2014
(Computerworld)
 
 
 
Latest Microsoft update causing BSoD on Window 7 machines. Microsoft urges everyone to just buy Windows 8 already
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Fri August 08, 2014
(WTFark)
 
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SHERIFF OF NUDE-INGHAM: Inspired by Jon Stewart, Self-Described Ferocious Nudist Runs For Sheriff. Guess That Re-Defines The 'Long Arm Of The Law' Idiom.
 
 
(Maryland Community News)
 
 
 
Water Utilities 10 years ago: "We need to save water. Install high-efficiency toilets and washing machines." Water Utilities now: "You're not buying enough water. Enjoy your new maintenance and infrastructure fees. And a 9 percent increase in rates"
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Thu August 07, 2014
(Slate)
 
 
 
The next threat to the middle class? Machines that will do their jobs better, more efficiently, and without pay
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Thu July 31, 2014
(Kottke)
 
 
 
Have you given your smartphone, computer or network an actual name? Survey finds most people have, "and sweet Jesus, are those themes nerdy." Anyway, share your own here
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Sun July 27, 2014
(Philly.com)
 
 
 
Breast feeding equipment? In my vending machines? It's more likely than you think
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Mon July 21, 2014
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The almost-forgotten Story of the Amiga 2000--the machine that truly changed the world
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Sat June 28, 2014
(YouTube)
 
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...so here's a French brass/klezmer/bluegrass band on Segways with fog machines playing "Kashmir"
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Tue June 24, 2014
(BBC)
 
 
 
"Nestle, the biggest food company in the world, says it is planning to build a Star Trek-style food replicator which produces food tailored to an individual's taste "at the press of a button." In related news, Nestle plans to invent vending machines
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(WFAA Fort Worth)
 
 
 
Bootstrappy Texas wants to eliminate medical licensing for 18 healthcare positions, including respiratory therapy, X-ray technicians, and medical physicists who calibrate MRI machines and other radiologic equipment
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Sat June 21, 2014
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
New York's medical marijuana bill: Pot in food form must be bought at dispensaries, cannot be made at home. Smoking medical pot is NOT ok, but vaporization machines are totally cool
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Mon June 16, 2014
(Metro)
 
 
 
If you want to succeed at crowdfunding, you can't go wrong with high-tech machines that will give you a blowjob while you sit at your computer. "Inventor Brian Sloan assures us that there is no risk of the device short-circuiting" (Not safe for work)
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Anthony Wiener favorites Tweet labeling Tinder as the "ultimate sext machine." Come on, dude, you're just farking with us now
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Wed June 11, 2014
(Wired)
 
 
 
A binge-watching guide to Battlestar Galactica: "Long before Game of Thrones was making us learn to love incestuous child-cripplers, Battlestar Galactica taught us to empathize and even root for the machines that tried to wipe out the human race"
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Sun June 01, 2014
(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Having never left their mansions long enough to encounter a vending machine, bank executives propose "revolutionary" new ATMs that can dispense products in exchange for money
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Thu May 29, 2014
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Valve delays Steam Machine controller to 2015, or ten years before HL2: Ep3 comes out
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Wed May 21, 2014
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Company unveils robot comic that possesses more self-awareness than Dane Cook
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Thu May 15, 2014
(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
TSA posting warning signs to travelers about MERS next to the machines that will give you cancer so they can look at you naked. Enjoy your delayed flight
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Wed May 14, 2014
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
"When Biden attacks" The squeal of the Bird's tires, the look of Joe in shades, the gathering of Joe's gang of bros. Why they're snapping their fingers and prancing around to show tunes is anyone's guess. Look out, Hillary. It's a fake out
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Sat May 10, 2014
(Digital Trends)
 
 
 
Science borrows techniques learned from bombardier beetles and porn to safeguard ATMs against tampering, promises skimmers could soon get a faceful of hot DNA if they tamper with machines
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Thu May 08, 2014
(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
It's all over now Democrats, the GOP has some guy who can hypnotize women to become "sex machines" to help retake the Senate
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Fri May 02, 2014
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Where's my suit? I need to be in the revolving hammock in 26 minutes
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