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204 headlines found matching 'mac'
Sat February 24, 2018
Source     Fark Headline Comments
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Guy who hugged Grimace thinks Samuel L. Jackson does too many TV commercials
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(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Ooooh yeah macaron, yeah macaron, macaron, macaron...hmnmm mm nn mmh duhhh mnnn nuhhh nuhhh mnnh dnnnh nnnh macaron
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Fri February 23, 2018
(The Hill)
 
 
 
A third of Americans approve of Trump's handling of the school shooting. Probably the same third that think he is doing a good job, like his tax plan, believe he repealed Obamacare, say the media is the enemy, and don't believe in evolution
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Thu February 22, 2018
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Someone told Trump that the Obamacare ban on insurance that doesn't cover pre-existing conditions was still in effect. Was
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(The Week)
 
 
 
So pencil in Trump for 2ish after his Big MacNooner
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Vast study from Romero Institute of Pharmacology concludes that antidepressants work. Future studies to prove that vaccination prevents illness, smoking is linked to lung cancer, and water is wet
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Tue February 20, 2018
(WWE)
 
 
 
HOW are we going to top last night? WHEN are we going to get the women in singles matches? WHY so serious, Benjables? It's YOUR SmackDown Live thread (8pm EST, USA)
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Forsythe P Jones (Richard Sousa) Celebration of Life is Sunday, March 25th at 2:30 PM, at Love's Artifacts on South MacDill Ave in Tampa. I do hope you will come. Richard really liked his fellow "farkers"
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Mon February 19, 2018
(Lifehacker)
 
 
 
How to work out like a President: Swim like John Quincy Adams, Box like Teddy Roosevelt, or power-lift Big Macs like the Donald
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Twitter bots and white supremacists were behind the ouster of Al Franken
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Sun February 18, 2018
(Politico)
 
 
 
Looks like somebody might have "borrowed" Obama's time machine, took it out for a little joyride, and brought back a Mueller's Russian Almanac from the future
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Fri February 16, 2018
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Devin Nunes takes time away from his microwaved grapefruit to blame Obama for not indicting the 13 Russians sooner, apparently forgetting the man has a time machine and will rectify this oversight shortly
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
According to his lawyer, Donald Trump is "happy" with today's indictments and totally not rage-eating a Big Mac on the crapper right now
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Former Massachusetts governor and Obamacare architect announces his bid for Utah's U.S. senate seat
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Apart from his allegiance to Donald Trump, it looks as if the Florida shooter may not have been affiliated with any particular white supremacy organization
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Thu February 15, 2018
(Gallup)
 
 
 
No need to jump in Obama's time machine to see his retrospective job approval rating is at 63%
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(Engadget)
 
 
 
Apple makes it easier to crash Macs and iOS. This time all you need is a single character
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Florida school shooter Cruz has been linked to a violent paramilitary extremist group, so I am sure his attack will be labeled as terrorism any second now....no, wait, it was a violent White Supremacist group, so it's back to being "random violence"
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Wed February 14, 2018
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Macron's planned Islam reform hits a bit of a snag (possible nsfw content on page)
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Tue February 13, 2018
(Cageside Seats)
 
 
 
Tonight on the Streets of Bakersfield, we ShowOff the Wolf, A Queen continues to quell a Riott, A Canadian Roodely challenges Americans, and A New Day of Pancaked Benjables. This is YOUR SmackDown Live Thread (8pm, USA)
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Dad figures out how to get macaroni out of his toddler's nose (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Asahi Shimbun)
 
 
 
Tall middle-aged man is a hit with the young ladies, who cling to his legs and eagerly let him touch their butts. Problem: he's a zoo guide, they're macaques
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Mon February 12, 2018
(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
In the age-old battle between machete-wielding Florida Man and the police, there can be only one outcome
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Oroville crisis drives harder look at US dams, shows starring Seth MacFarlane
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Sun February 11, 2018
(CNN)
 
 
 
England's Obamacare is Trumping
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Is there anything Obama's magical time machine CAN'T do?
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
White Supremacists aren't content with infiltrating the government and the police; now they're bring back scientific racism
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Sat February 10, 2018
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Not even Obama's magical time machine could save DACA
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Fri February 09, 2018
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Bad: Thanks to Stock market turmoil you lose $11 billion in less than a week. Good: you are so rich your reaction to losing $11 billion is ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
For some inexplicable reason, white supremacist Richard Spencer can't find a lawyer to represent him in Charlottesville case
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Thu February 08, 2018
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Starbucks now offering Caramel Macchiato Vampirino Latte
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Today's "child gets stuck inside an arcade claw machine" story brought to you by Fark's favorite state
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Wed February 07, 2018
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Bigger Mac
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Tue February 06, 2018
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
WH Chief of Staff says immigrants "too lazy" to sign up for DACA, dissent is treason, another shutdown coming, Bannon won't talk, Dow bounced back, Memo was debunked, and rocket successfully launched. Come be contumacious with us in the Twisted Tuesday MSNBC thread at 8PM ET
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Macron vows to thwart Brexit defence deal in an effort to keep the EU whole (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
And now a word from the global chief investment strategist at Citigroup Inc: How far it goes down from here, ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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Sun February 04, 2018
(NFL)
 
 
 
It's the Superb-est of all Owls as the lovable New England Patriots meet the cuddly Philadelphia Eagles in a tussle for football supremacy. Superbowl LII Discussion Thread #2 (thread closed)
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Sat February 03, 2018
(The Verge)
 
 
 
In order to force more unwilling consumers into Windows 10, Microsoft announces that the next version of Office will only run on Windows 10
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(UFC)
 
 
 
Saturday Night MMA: UFC Fight Night 125, Lyoto Machida vs Eryk Anders, Valentina Shevchenko vs Priscila Cachoeira. Fight Pass prelim at 7:30 PM ET, Fox Sports 2 prelims at 8 PM ET, Fox Sports 1 main card at 10 PM ET
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Fri February 02, 2018
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Potomac Paul sees his shadow, six more weeks of treason
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(Forbes)
 
 
 
AI and machine learning have progressed to the point where they can be used in recruiting, presumably by forcing candidates to fight the Frieza-looking robot in the article's photo to the death
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
For some reason totally not related to a sitting President seemingly encouraging the hateful ideology, white supremacy propaganda on college campuses tripled during Trump's first year
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Thu February 01, 2018
(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
Let's take a time machine and travel back to see what life was like in 1968
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Wed January 31, 2018
(Imgur)
 
 
 
Photoshop this guy and his early IBM 305 RAMAC Disk System
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Preacher : "Gays should be stoned to death. Now excuse me while I go to Jamacia." Jamacia : "Not so fast, mon, no stonin' for you"
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Tue January 30, 2018
(Detroit Metro Times)
 
 
 
Lawyers faced with emojis and emoticons are all ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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(Venture Beat)
 
 
 
Did you leave Hearthstone because of Razakus Priest, or aggro decks smacking your face with endless pirates, Corridor Creepers and Bonemares? Good news -- they are finally getting nerfed
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Mon January 29, 2018
(A dark, dark place)
 
 
 
Who's the leader of the quest for White Supremacy? D-O-N-A-L-D T-R-U-M-P
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(CBS Baltimore)
 
 
 
Usually in an accident involving money scattered all over a highway an armored car is involved, not a hatchback carrying an illegal slot machine
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(ZDNet)
 
 
 
Microsoft's patch undoes Intel Spectre fix, making Intel machines vulnerable again
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(Independent)
 
 
 
Man dies after being sucked into MRI machine. Still a better horror movie than Rubber
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Sun January 28, 2018
(Press of Atlantic City)
 
 
 
Have you always wanted an early-1900s era linotype printing machine? Now's your chance because this guy is trying to give it away rather than sell it for scrap metal
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Christine McVie says Fleetwood Mac got high to numb the misery of being together. Oh, so the usual rock band story
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Fri January 26, 2018
(WTAE)
 
 
 
14-year-old kid threatens to harm classmates, so as a precautionary measure, they search his room and find a semiautomatic rifle, shotgun, two lever-action rifles, machetes, throwing knives, a revolver, and a crossbow with arrows. The aristocrats
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Thu January 25, 2018
(Science News Magazine)
 
 
 
Storms are becoming stronger because of airborne particles smaller than 50 nanometers across, and not Obama's weather machine as previously thought
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(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
International diplomacy, Trump style: Step one, infuriate someone so badly that they refuse to talk to you anymore. Step two, since they're not talking, cut off aid. Step three: Tweet
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Rep. Matt Gaetz (R-OFL) tried to compare the mysterious Nunes memo to the Immaculate Conception. When asked why he made this comparison, hilarity ensued
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Police searching for violent machete attacker, so if you see a peaceful machete attacker, it's the wrong guy
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Wed January 24, 2018
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
A tale of two parties. Franken (D): I apologize and hereby resign. Meehan (R): She invited it. I was stressed over Obamacare. I didn't do anything wrong
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Scientists successfully clone macaques, obvious joke goes here
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
That Samsung washing machine you want is about to double in price. #MAGA
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Tue January 23, 2018
(UPI)
 
 
 
Normally the "prizes" in a claw machine don't resist
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(Wrestling Inc)
 
 
 
Yesterday was the best day of Enzo's life and he couldn't wait for today. Well, neither can I, now that we got the better of the two wrestling shows on the air. This is your Smackdown live discussion thread, 8PM ET on USA Network
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(Variety)
 
 
 
2018 Oscar nominations announced - Some surprising entries...some gobsmacking snubs...and some spirited debate to the right
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Mon January 22, 2018
(Bay News 9)
 
 
 
Brooksville celebrates Confederate victory over Union in largest Civil War reenactment in state, complete with white supremacists, whippings, used slave sales. "This is part of our history"
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Facebook: Yeah, okay, we may be bringing about the end of democracy. Whoops ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Here is the embarrassing moment a Philadelphia Eagles fan running for a subway train smacks straight into a concrete pillar. Even worse he was in full view of a bunch of typical jeering Eagles fans
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(Politico (Europe))
 
 
 
Macron outraged at Shiathole's shiathole comments
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Sat January 20, 2018
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Obama is still using the time machine. What, you thought it could only go BACKWARDS in time?
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(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
Because of the Internet Wayback Machine, a whole generation doesn't realize that Mr. Peabody actually used to take Sherman in the WABAC machine. Now, Rocky, watch me pull a rabbit out of my
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Fri January 19, 2018
(Comic Book)
 
 
 
Tonight, on Agents of SHIELD, a figure out of SHIELD's past holds the key to stop Earth's destruction and Mack is reunited with his shotgun-axe. Meanwhile, in the present, Lance tracks down a pair of wayward ferrets to save his marriage. (ABC 9pm ET)
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Ocean's 14: Macau
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(CNN)
 
 
 
I'm not sure that AP guidelines cover having ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ in an actual headline, CNN, much less in coverage of a government shutdown
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
"At least white supremacists are American citizens." Yes, someone used that talking point to make a case against immigration
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Thu January 18, 2018
(CNN)
 
 
 
The terror group responsible for the most extremist murders in 2017? White supremacists
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Wed January 17, 2018
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
New Comics (1/17): White Supremacist Dystopia comic #472, James Bond medical history, Nick Wilson former superhero, and the Ice Cream Man delivers a variety of individual stories like some kind of roaming delivery person
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Will the "Fake News Awards" actually take place? Who will take home the "Tiny Orange Hand" statue for "Biggest Failing News?" What news channel will take home the "CACA" award? This is your "Fake News Awards" discussion thread. Start time ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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Tue January 16, 2018
(KHQ Spokane)
 
 
 
White House says that Trump won't apologize for being a racist white supremacist
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
The replacement for the famous SR-71 Blackbird features a 3-d printed scramjet engine that lets it operate at the edge of the earth's atmosphere and cruise at Mach 6. It's also likely the plane doesn't actually exist
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Sun January 14, 2018
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Leader of the white supremacist gang Public Enemy No 1 shanked in a CA prison, probably by members of the affiliated Aryan Brotherhood who...wait there was a gang whose initials were PEN1??
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Fri January 12, 2018
(WKYC Cleveland)
 
 
 
White supremacist on the run after shooting at police in Tennessee. And he's disrepecting a classic 1970 Chevy Nova too
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(KCBY Coos Bay)
 
 
 
Macadangdang banged
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
"Trumpism is a religion founded on patriarchy and white supremacy"
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Thu January 11, 2018
(MIT Technology Review)
 
 
 
How to sabotage a rival business: hack into the apps that control his machinery. And the hacks are all there on the web
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(Forbes)
 
 
 
DOJ announces indictment against author of FruitFly malware, which spied on people through the webcams and microphones on their oh-so-secure Macs for over 13 years
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Thomas Jefferson's kitchen has been found complete with America's first leftover mac & cheese, proving he was the O.G. bachelor
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(Amazon)
 
 
 
Photoshop this cat-eating machine thing
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Trump didn't get an MBA from Wharton, he got a Big Mac
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Wed January 10, 2018
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Scientists warn that a deadly virus is being excreted from macaque, causing five year olds everywhere to snicker uncontrollably
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Tue January 09, 2018
(Wired)
 
 
 
A wearable breast pump, the first wave of augmented reality glasses, and an adapter to get Alexa in your car are some of the cooler things from CES 2018. Counterpoint: the $16,000 laundry folding machine
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Tom Brady may have chosen diplomacy over honesty here, but c'mon
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Mon January 08, 2018
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Russia kicking off their 2018 election shenanigans machine already
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
French President Macron: Look at my horse. My horse is amazing. Give it a lick. Xi Jinping: It tastes just like raisins
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Don't you just hate it when you are playing in the game and they tell you that your wife is in labor when it turned out to be the stomach flu instead?
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Sun January 07, 2018
(PennLive)
 
 
 
Winning $570 million Powerball ticket sold in Merrimack, New Hampshire. Officials will monitor the situation to see if the ticket is valid
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Sat January 06, 2018
(Nerdist)
 
 
 
This new Sarlacc pillow is exactly what you need to complete that climactic scene on Jabba's sail barge
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Planes collide on Canada airport tarmac. Airport communications systems overwhelmed by apologies
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Tiffany denies Donnie has a Big Mac in bed. Only Melania can confirm that. What I've heard, it's more of a chicken finger
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Fri January 05, 2018
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Apple says all Macs, iPhones, iPads exposed to chip flaw, price gouging
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Paul Schumacher (R-eally hates workers) proposes Feudalism to boost Nebraska's economy
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Thu January 04, 2018
(PCWorld)
 
 
 
Dell introduces new 13-inch MacBook, complete with white and rose gold option
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Wed January 03, 2018
(9News (Australia))
 
 
 
An evil villain with a wicked weather machine is not the reason why America is having such weird weather. Here's the cold hard science
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Tue January 02, 2018
(C-SPAN)
 
 
 
Queen Zeal returns from her absence to update us on the status of the Mammon Machine and give praise to the Enlightened Ones. Join her in the Ocean Palace starting at 2:00 PM EST
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Fri December 29, 2017
(NBC New York)
 
 
 
Jets extend contracts for head coach Todd Bowles, general manager Mike Maccagnan because they're really, really good -- at losing
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Thu December 28, 2017
(Canoe)
 
 
 
At last Canada's national nightmare is over: RCMP find owner of stolen Pepsi machine dumped in New Brunswick potato field
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Wed December 27, 2017
(Vox)
 
 
 
Plurality of Republicans think Obamacare has been repealed
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Mon December 25, 2017
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Trump: we have the best diplomacy. Crown Prince Mohammad Bin Salman Al Saud: hold my O'Doul's
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Sat December 23, 2017
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Do you use an iPhone, but avoid Macs in favor of a Windows PC? You aren't alone, you traitor
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Thu December 21, 2017
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Trump's new strategy on Obamacare is to pretend it's been repealed. His dopey cult will probably believe it
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Wed December 20, 2017
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Is that machine gun fire? No, it's just a Mexican fish orgy
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Since the Keystone Pipeline worked out so well, let's just double down and put one under the Potomac River
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(My San Antonio)
 
 
 
If you lost a emaciated, balding dog with a mysterious tattoo then San Antonio Animal Care Services would like a word with you
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Tue December 19, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
If you're going to promote a water filter bottle by drinking water straight from a river next to a sewage outlet make sure you're not using a display machine that hasn't got a filter in it
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(Wired)
 
 
 
Old and busted: Wall Street tycoons ruining everything. The New Hotness: Technology tycoons ruining everything. Sensing a pattern here - it's almost as if... the richest... become the most detached from society... and that they need a smackdown
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Mon December 18, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Republicans hijacked the DEA's investigations into opioids because it would have cast a dim light on one of their pharmaceutical allies and we can't have that happen
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Sun December 17, 2017
(USA Today)
 
 
 
How did the alt right white supremacist terror movement so successfully tap into the nation's pent-up racism?
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Sat December 16, 2017
(BGR)
 
 
 
Fully equipped iMac Pro will cost $13,200. Which breaks down to $1,200 for the computer and the other $12,000 for the Apple logo on the case
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Fri December 15, 2017
(Uproxx)
 
 
 
Macaulay Culkin used "Home Alone" traps to help Santa Claus win a professional wrestling match
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(SlashFilm)
 
 
 
Tonight, on Agents of SHIELD, As Daisy enters Thunderdome, Phil and Mac discover that the Kree are farming humans for their purity of essence. (ABC 9ET)
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(Dawgs By Nature)
 
 
 
Adam Schefter confirms what pretty much everyone outside of Cleveland already knew: The Patriots weren't ever going to let the Browns ruin Jimmy Garoppalo
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(Nola.com)
 
 
 
Victoria's Secret robbers used stun guns, mace, got away with $1500 in merchandise. What's that, like five thongs?
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Thu December 14, 2017
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Macon Brock Jr., Co-Founder of Dollar Tree, Dies. Funeral attire to be casual - unlike Sam Walton's funeral
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Wed December 13, 2017
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Remember when Democrats stopped the vote on ObamaCare until Sen. Scott Brown was seated? If you expected the Republican to reciprocate... you need to stop taking drugs
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
The BBC covers the CIA's guide for office warfare. Now, you too can be a saboteur though inefficiency, complaining, and potentially hiding behind the copy machine with a makeshift garrote constructed from office supplies
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Tue December 12, 2017
(The Hill)
 
 
 
French President Macron to award US climate scientists with "Make Our Planet Great Again" grants to conduct research in France for remainder of Trump's term
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(Cageside Seats)
 
 
 
Will there be a management struggle? Will Jinder continue to desire nothing? Are the Ascension still dead? Is Zack Ryder's career dead? Smackdown Live 8pm EST USA
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Alabama election results, Trump claims he 'never met' women who accused him of misconduct, Alabama election results, Macron gives climate grants to U.S. scientists, Alabama election results. Welcome to your MSNBC discussion thread, starting @ 8pm EST
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
White supremacist wins Nazi endorsement
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Mon December 11, 2017
(MSN)
 
 
 
We've finally found out what happened to Obama's Magic Weather Machine. It turns out that Kim Jong Un has it. Thanks Obama
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Sat December 09, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Conservatives: Hey, that whole "sexual harassment" watchamacallit worked pretty darn good getting rid of Franken, huh? Think it might help us do something about that 9th Circuit Court of Appeals?
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Fri December 08, 2017
(Cinema Blend)
 
 
 
Tonight, on Agents of SHIELD, Daisy tries to save Gemma from her mistake. Meanwhile, Mack and Coulson make an unsettling discovery about Soylent Green. (ABC 9ET)
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(Invicta FC)
 
 
 
Friday Night MMA: Invicta FC 26, with Jennifer Maia vs Agnieszka Niedzwiedz for the flyweight title, Kaline Medeiros vs MacKenzie Dern. Starts at 8 PM ET on UFC Fight Pass
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Will Susan Collins's Obamacare gambit pay off? Because now is the true test to see if her own party will betray her after getting her much-needed vote on the tax bill
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Thu December 07, 2017
(KSTU FOX 13)
 
 
 
Homeowner chases burglar, sprays him with bear mace "I was not dressed. I was in my underwear, I had no shoes on, and my feet ended up getting bloodied just from chasing him down the street"
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Don't worry about Trump's diet of two Big Macs, two Filet-O-Fish sandwiches and a chocolate milkshake. "He never ate the bread, which is the important part"
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Wed December 06, 2017
(Daily Dot)
 
 
 
Donald Trump Jr. "likes" a tweet in support of anal bleaching. There's a white supremacist joke in there somewhere (some NSFW images)
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Tue December 05, 2017
(WWE)
 
 
 
So today we found out that Carrie Fisher was a huge New Day fan. How will the New Day incorporate this into their spiel? We shall see on ʬ Smackdown Live, which begins 8PM ET on USA Network
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
MACHOs are dead. D'oh. WIMPs are a no-show. awwww. On deck: SIMPs, the ew candidate for dark matter. WOOHOO
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(Medium)
 
 
 
Hamas declares "Day of Rage" on Friday to protest Trump, the Machine
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
How Skynet will inevitably run Wall Street: "If computing power and data generation keep growing at the current rate, then machine learning could be involved in 99 percent of investment management in 25 years." Fark needs an "inevitable" tag?
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Mon December 04, 2017
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
You had me at 'high-speed bacon slicing machine'
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Texas: Go be gay somewhere else. SCOTUS: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Police Chief: "We have caught the serial killer." Sign language interpreter: ¯\_(⊙︿⊙)_/¯
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Sat December 02, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
"And Trump's appetite seems to know no bounds when it comes to McDonald's, with a dinner order consisting of "two Big Macs, two Fillet-O-Fish, and a chocolate malted." FARK: From Trump's approved campaign tell-all
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Fri December 01, 2017
(Newsweek)
 
 
 
If you're a futurist and you've just got to kill yourself, you simply must go with the Elon Musk-style of suicide machine, because honestly, those other suicide machines just aren't as innovative or stylish
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Son of Trump's personal lawyer goes on Fox News to blab about Clinton -- then gets smacked in the face with news about Mike Flynn
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(My Fox 8 Greensboro)
 
 
 
"'Delivering white supremacy': Pizzeria apologizes for delivery driver's giant Confederate flag"
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Thu November 30, 2017
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Windows 10 is now on 600 million machines, but only if you include Xbox Ones, Tablets and phones. J/K nobody has a Windows phone
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(Media Matters)
 
 
 
Far right trolls, white supremacists, assholes support Trump sharing a snuff film
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Wed November 29, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
New report claims 800 million workers will be replaced by machines by 2030, freeing up their hours to spend more time on Fark
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Wait, wait, wait, you're telling me a website called "Truthfeed" is nothing more than a propaganda site for Trump and white supremacists? Repeating myself aside, I am shocked, SHOCKED I say, that someone would be disingenuous with a company's name
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(Tech Crunch)
 
 
 
Heads-up: If you own a Mac running the latest version of OSX "High Sierra", don't leave it unattended. Gaping security hole lets anybody log in by putting "root" in the user name field
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Tue November 28, 2017
(Bleacher Report)
 
 
 
Becky Lynch is off being betrayed by a Marine. Sami is in the doghouse while Owens is in the bags. Let's just enjoy that cool new The Bludgeon Brothers theme. Smackdown Live 8pm EST USA
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Mon November 27, 2017
(Inquisitr)
 
 
 
Hallucination machine can replicate the effects of shrooming, but unplugging it hasn't made the glowing cube stop yodeling for six farking days
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(Metro)
 
 
 
City opens first free homeless vending machine. Limit three homeless per customer
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Sun November 26, 2017
(Think Progress)
 
 
 
As Trump calls out CNN for "Fake News", he endorses a site that claims there is a sex tape of Hillary Clinton with an underage girl on Anthony Weiner's laptop and reports on human sacrifice, weaponize forced vaccinations and earthquake machines
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Sat November 25, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Japanese woman decides to eat 10,000 calories worth of McDonald's which is surprisingly more than just a Big Mac and fries and a large coke
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Physicists agree that there are two types of time travel but only one of them is possible as Obama will not rent his time machine out
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Thu November 23, 2017
(Some Balloon Guy)
 
 
 
Which floats will awe you the most? Which bands will play the best music? Anything else worth mentioning that makes the event great? It is your Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade, the fun starts at 9am ET on CBS & NBC
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Wed November 22, 2017
(The Ringer)
 
 
 
Frank Nicotina Ocarina Thumbelina Semolina Ex-Machina Shove-LeBronna Beefarina Submarina or however the hell you pronounce his name...is a Knicks folk hero in just 14 games
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Tue November 21, 2017
(Cageside Seats)
 
 
 
Time for the B+ show. It looks like the title match is now off but we'll get plenty of McMahon talking to replace 30 minutes of AJ wrestling. KO/Sami will at least be on the show. Smackdown Live 8pm EST USA
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Mon November 20, 2017
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Skynet will not be sending Schwarzenegger-sized machines to kill you. In reality, Slaughterbots are much smaller
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(TSN)
 
 
 
Radko Gudas given ten game suspension, offer to join Clan MacLeod
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Sat November 18, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Boaty McBoatface is so OVAH. Meet Gritsy Bitsy Teeny Weeny Yellow Anti Slip Machiney. And David Plowie
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Thu November 16, 2017
(The New Yorker)
 
 
 
The sight of angry white men destroying their own coffee machines seemed to be the perfect visual expression for Americans voting against their own self-interests
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Twitter bans white supremacist groups
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Wed November 15, 2017
(CBS San Francisco)
 
 
 
Escaped macadamia nut captured in Northern California
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Tue November 14, 2017
(WWE)
 
 
 
The return of YES power, 2 title matches, and a probable Raw roster appearance - it's YOUR WWE SmackDown Live thread, Live at 8pm est
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Keebler is still a liar, we had to reset the clock, Moore is still losing support but intends to keep on, and Senate Republicans are trying to nix Obamacare with their tax bill - 'cuz evil. It's your MSNBC thread, starts at 8PM EST
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Senate Republicans to include a repeal of Obamacare in their version of the tax plan
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Mon November 13, 2017
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Apparently police are confounding American white supremacists the same way Sheriff Bart delayed Hedley Lamarr's goon squad from destroying Rock Ridge
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
A former pharmaceutical executive as the new secretary of Health and Human Services? Sure, why the hell not. Opioid, anyone?
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Sun November 12, 2017
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
In the latest example of 100% pure STIGGINIT, angry Sean Hannity fans are posting videos of themselves smashing Keurig coffee machines after Keurig pulls its advertising over Hannity's defense of Roy "Hey, Little Girl, Want Some Candy?" Moore
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(GoMN)
 
 
 
I'm a little sprinkler, short and stout. Here is my Macy's, here is my clout
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
New app tells you if your local McDonald's ice cream machine is down, sending disappointed customers into a McFlurry
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Sat November 11, 2017
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Gambler gets kicked out of Las Vegas casino. Pulls slot machine handle, OJ.....OJ.....OJ Ding Ding Ding Ding Ding
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Fri November 10, 2017
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Theresa May's new Brexit platform has reached levels of Scooby Doo villainy, as "I would have gotten away with it if it weren't for that meddling Macron" (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Slashdot)
 
 
 
Slashdot user asks what a Mac user should know before buying a Windows laptop. "Welcome to the real world, jackass" suspiciously absent
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Thu November 09, 2017
(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Toddler smacks into windshield after Florida woman chases boyfriend at 90 mph and hits the brakes. See, that's why I keep them strapped down in the cargo area. For safety
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Remember Smallville's Allison Mack? Apparently she's co-leader of a sex cult whose leader brands his female followers with his initials. Still a better career move than joining the cast of the DC movie universe
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
University of Florida reveals Richard Spencer's $10,000 check bounced. Guess white supremacists are really bad at balancing checkbooks
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(MM&M)
 
 
 
Pharmaceutical lobbyists caught off guard at new wave of anti-bribery legislation at the state level. "We looked at hotels in NJ and couldn't find a meal for under $20"
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Wed November 08, 2017
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Dem. Rep. Debbie Dingell of Michigan introduces a bill no sane person could possibly object to requiring all voting machines to keep paper back-ups, and to federally fund automatic recounts in close elections. So yeah, That'll go nowhere
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Thanks, white supremacists
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Mon November 06, 2017
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Taylor Swift's lawyers denounce person who wants Taylor Swift to denounce white supremacists. That makes sense
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Trump's attempts to sabotage Obamacare lead to record-breaking enrollment
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(Independent)
 
 
 
Far right white supremacists try to blame the Texas terror attack on the Antifa
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Sat November 04, 2017
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Toughest job in American diplomacy? Nope, not the first person you thought of
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Fri November 03, 2017
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
The hero of Harvey, Houston's own "Mattress Mack", who opened his furniture stores as shelters even while certain Mega-churches we could name stayed locked tight, just lost a $10 million bet with his customers because the Astros won the World Series
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(Spike)
 
 
 
Friday Night MMA: Bellator 186, with two title fights. Ryan Bader vs Linton Vassell and Ilima-Lei Macfarlane vs Emily Ducote II. Prelims stream at 6:30 PM ET, main card at 9 PM ET on Spike TV
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(Alaska Dispatch News)
 
 
 
Mac and cheese...and kimchi. That actually sounds kind of tasty
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(Brand Eating)
 
 
 
Chuck E. Cheese: where a kid can be a blob of Cheetos and Mac-cheesy pizza
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Thu November 02, 2017
(VinePair)
 
 
 
How Chili's margarita became the Big Mac of cocktails. In other news, Chili's margarita is the Big Mac of cocktails
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(WFAA Fort Worth)
 
 
 
Subby's laundry can be pretty toxic, especially after a chili cookoff, but never to the point where it would cause a washing machine to explode and disembowel itself, knocking someone out. (Pic, video)
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Actually General Kelly, most southerners in the 1800s were ardent nationalists who were big fans of federal supremacy...until they lost control to the Federal government. THEN they started yammering about "state's rights"
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Wed November 01, 2017
(Reuters)
 
 
 
"Rise of the machines must be regulated", say global finance regulators. And if there's anyone who should know about improper oversight leading to major crises, it's global finance regulators
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
There is a high probability that a Obamacare mandate repeal will be added to the tax bill at the eleventh hour, 59th minute, and 58 second mark
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Mon October 30, 2017
(Cageside Seats)
 
 
 
Will Team Smackdown given an encore performance of last week's Raw beatdown? Has Braun Strowman freed himself from that trash truck yet? Who will Asuka struggle to beat now that Emma is gone? WWE Raw tonight at 8pm ET on the USA Network
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Under the Trump administration you can still sign up for Obamacare, same as always, you just need to get the proper forms from a disused lavatory in the dark basement of the HHS building- the one with the big sign saying "beware of the leopard"
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(Metro US)
 
 
 
Kyle MacLachlan is hosting a Twin Peaks Halloween costume contest on his Instagram, so bust out your log
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Sun October 29, 2017
(Tech Crunch)
 
 
 
The Boring Company reveals first picture of test tunnel after getting a permit to dig. They either have a really fast tunneling machine, or there's a horta on the loose under Hawthorne
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Sat October 28, 2017
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
"WATCH: Counter-protesters rock out to 'La Bamba' as white supremacist leader speaks at Tennessee march"
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(Riverfront Times)
 
 
 
Serial washing machine pooper is terrorizing SIU campus. Includes helpful artist's rendering of the pooper in action (SFW)
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(UFC)
 
 
 
Saturday Night MMA: UFC Fight Night 119 from Sao Paulo, Brazil, Derek Brunson vs Lyoto Machida, Demian Maia vs Colby Covington. Fight Pass prelims at 7pm ET, Fox Sports 2 prelims at 8pm, main card on Fox Sports 1 at 10pm
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