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235 headlines found matching 'mac'
Sat September 20, 2014
Source     Fark Headline Comments
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Elitist residents of Machester-by-the-sea regret changing the name of their pretentious village of snobs from simple Manchester
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Fri September 19, 2014
(CNN)
 
 
 
Great news: Obamacare website now mostly secure
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(39)
 
(The Week UK)
 
 
 
Hey Europe, we are going to smack you right in the Ballesteros
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(16)
 


Thu September 18, 2014
(Fark)
 
Plug
 
Totalfark: Where all the women are strong and all the men are drunk
 
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Conservatives: Obamacare is doomed to be a disaster, nobody will sign up. HHS: Umm, actually almost 8 million people did. Conservatives: Well sure they signed up but how many of them are gonna actually pay their premiums? HHS: Over 90% looks like
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Kentucky white supremacist who's running for Senate is betting heavily that voters like slogans that rhyme: 'With Jews We Lose'
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(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
Do you know what an "immaculate inning" is for a pitcher? Well there have only been 81 in the history of MLB and Brandon McCarthy just threw one
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Wed September 17, 2014
(Elite Daily)
 
 
 
Life through an MRI machine
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(16)
 
(York Press, UK)
 
 
 
Frustrated baker ends up in court for head-butting sausage roll machine
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(33)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Kentucky voters love the Affordable Care Act, but hate Obamacare
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Tue September 16, 2014
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
New book on Jon Stewart reveals "Bad Jon" side who yells at staff, throws newspapers, and berates Seth MacFarlane over the phone. That's why "The Daily Show" staff have a supply of Snickers on hand
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(UPI)
 
 
 
115,000 people to be kicked off the Obamacare rolls at the end of the month. Republicans rush to the podium to denounce this travesty and...wait, it's 115,000 undocumented immigrants? Oh, never mind. Time for a fundraiser, where's the SUV parked?
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Ted Cruz-backed GOPer running for a NH congressional seat won't say whether she's on Obamacare or not. *shakes magic 8-ball* All indications point to yes
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Mon September 15, 2014
(Modern Farmer)
 
 
 
Shepherd Cat has no patience for sassing from lambs or sheep. "He'll take no truck from no one. If anyone is getting too bolshy, he'll reach out and give 'em a right smack"
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(Politico)
 
 
 
2014 voters don't give a damn about Obamacare or ISIS or whether John Boehner's shade of orange would look good on their walls. It's the economy, stupid
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Thu September 11, 2014
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Okay Mr. Presidentin' smrt guy. How do you plan on beating ISIS without sending in troops? You'd need some sort of flying machine that can be controlled from all the way over here and still blow them up. Check and mate, Lib lib libby lib lib
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Wed September 10, 2014
(National Journal)
 
 
 
Poll of 1009 party-line koolaid drinkers indicates public opinion of Obamacare has jack shiat to do with whether anybody's actually healthier as a result of it
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
If you can hook up a machine gun to some car parts, a Game Boy, and a flatscreen TV, the Star League would like to recruit you to defend the frontier against Xur and the Ko-Dan armada, because you're the future of urban warfare
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(Polygon)
 
 
 
Happy 15th birthday to that thinking, plotting, murdering machine - the Sega Dreamcast
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(52)
 


Tue September 09, 2014
(Asahi Shimbun)
 
 
 
Railway employee becomes national sensation for his faithful origami reproductions of over 3,000 different train designs. "He did not stop with the trains, even fashioning paper electric power substations and maintenance machines"
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Mon September 08, 2014
(Hardball Talk)
 
 
 
Houston furniture store promised to give its customers refunds if the Astros didn't lose 100 games in 2014. With three weeks to go in the season, it's time to pay up, Mack
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Sat September 06, 2014
(io9)
 
 
 
Scientist finds keywords in emails between partners show who holds power in relationship. Explanation for Farkers: A relationship is a strong and close association between two people that involves physical and emotional intimacy
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Fri September 05, 2014
(NPR)
 
 
 
How to make your own hyper-efficient desalination machine, using only the sun and some pencil shavings. This will be handy when the zombies come
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(49)
 
(When On Earth)
 
 
 
When the people of Estonia want to cool off, they dive into an underwater prison filled with algae-covered razor wire and rusty machine parts
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(16)
 
(Townhall)
 
 
 
Democratic Party, stung by the electorate's ingratitude for its economic policies and Obamacare, seems to have jumped into a "Back to the Future" DeLorean and steered half a century back in time
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Thu September 04, 2014
(Rocketnews 24)
 
 
 
The best thing about flying Qantas is: Their safety record? Nah. Their on-time departures? Nope. Their awesome beer pouring machine? Bingo
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(15)
 
(io9)
 
 
 
Fans will no doubt be waiting for this with antici-
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(82)
 
(Hampton Roads)
 
 
 
Transgender SEAL says coming out was the hardest thing she ever did, even harder than ziplining into a terrorist stronghold under heavy machine gun fire in a high heels and a cocktail dress
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(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
Common Core: Something that gets conservatives' panties in a bunch more than Obamacare
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Wed September 03, 2014
(Gawker)
 
 
 
Fake news site puts out story about new Obamacar program; you know what happens next
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(Chron)
 
 
 
Toshiba unveils new Chromebook that looks so much like a MacBook Air, they might just as well have called it the C&D model
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Mon September 01, 2014
(Salt Lake Tribune)
 
 
 
Police find stolen ring in the stomach of the woman who stole it. No word on exactly what type of ring it was, but it is expected to be a chocolate diamond by the time it is recovered
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Sun August 31, 2014
(Foodbeast)
 
 
 
Disney knows that ice cream cones melt. So what about bacon macaroni and cheese cones?
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(24)
 
(Lehigh Valley Live)
 
 
 
A man Republicans can be proud of: Pennsylvania governor sticks it to the Obama administration with his "private" Medicaid plan; individuals being forced to pay premiums if they make $11,671 demonstrates his anti-Obamacare principles
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Sat August 30, 2014
(Next Impulse Sports)
 
 
 
Japanese baseball player tries to hit a 186mph fastball from a pitching machine. His reaction? Priceless. His reaction time? Not so much
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Fri August 29, 2014
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Realizing that he's pretty screwed in November, Tom Corbett decides to go with Obamacare and expand Medicaid. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA *gasp* HAHAHAHAHAHA STOP STOP. YOU'RE KILLING ME
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Wed August 27, 2014
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
After years of tepid double-digit health insurance inflation, Obamacare burns Arkansas to the ground, explodes premiums by -2%
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(Christian Science Monitor)
 
 
 
President Obama and his time machine are at it again
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Tue August 26, 2014
(Short List)
 
 
 
This motorcycle helmet is the closest you'll get to real life Tron without being sucked into an '80s arcade machine
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Ex-FBI director Louis Freeh badly injured in car crash. Hillary seen sweeping cobwebs off the ol' Clinton suicide machine
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Sun August 24, 2014
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Rapper Suge Knight shot twice after leaving a VMA party and going to his car, hit in the stomach and arm and currently in surgery. It's almost as if someone was waiting to ambush him. The VMAs have been quite dangerous this year
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(Philly.com)
 
 
 
Wife reads about a notoriously stubborn MGM Grand slot machine online and tells her husband to play it, and becomes the best wife ever after they win the $2.4 million jackpot
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(Life News)
 
 
 
After SCOTUS says that corporations can't be forced to violate their religious beliefs with Obamacare mandates, Obama decides to go after religious Non-Profits for not going along with the same mandates
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Sat August 23, 2014
(UFC)
 
 
 
Saturday MMA: Another morning/night double UFC event day, Fight Night 48 Bisping vs Cung Le, live from Macau at 6 AM ET on Fight Pass, then Fight Night 49, Henderson vs Dos Anjos. Prelims at 8 PM ET, main card at 10 PM ET
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Fri August 22, 2014
(Politico)
 
 
 
Four. Four anti-Obamacare House Democrats left. *thunder clap* Ah ah ah
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Thu August 21, 2014
(Action News Jacksonville)
 
 
 
Florida man rescued from vending machine. No matter how easy it looks, you can't get past the trap door
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(48)
 
(Gothamist)
 
 
 
Restaurant goes all Medieval on your stomach
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(61)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Last month Oakland, California ended its 80-year ban on pinball machines in public, and people celebrated with a monthlong pinball tournament. Who became Oaktown's Pinball Wizard?
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(29)
 
(Uproxx)
 
 
 
The oppression of men in America is so bad that it is only a matter of time before it's illegal to fark your wife according to War Machine, new Fark rules
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Wed August 20, 2014
(IT World)
 
 
 
John Carmack's 9 year-old son has released his first video game; it's like Pong but with a lot more blood
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(22)
 
(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Bradley Cooper to produce, star in adaptation of Mack Bolan's Executioner series
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(61)
 


Sun August 17, 2014
(Computerworld)
 
 
 
Latest Microsoft update causing BSoD on Window 7 machines. Microsoft urges everyone to just buy Windows 8 already
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(86)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
One thing about living in Glacier National Park I never could stomach...all the damn marmots
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(21)
 
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
The nattering nabobs of negativism made a lot of predictions about Obamacare. Let's see if any of them came true
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Sat August 16, 2014
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Get ready for the next big fad diet from Michelin-starred chef Joël Robuchon and the acupuncturist and neuropharmacologist Dr. Nadia Volf. Farkers should probably skip goji berries as they stimulate libido
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
600 farm machinery workers get a Deere John letter
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(12)
 


Fri August 15, 2014
(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
That mall cop who maced a random black guy for being near a protest is being investigated by actual police
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(The American Spectator)
 
 
 
Straight-edge conservative blames drugs for Robin Williams' death, lashes out at South Park's Mr. Mackey, consarned hipsters for trivializing totally serious slogans like "Just Say No" or "Don't Do Drugs" as laugh lines
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Thu August 14, 2014
(Addicting Info)
 
 
 
Mallcop in Seattle breaks up confrontation between pro- and anti-Israel protesters by macing random black guy trying to get to the Apple store
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(Macgasm)
 
 
 
Macgasm assures readers that a weird Florida story is not just something you find only on FARK
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(2)
 


Wed August 13, 2014
(WCTI 12 New Bern)
 
 
 
When you're pulling a safe full of drugs stolen from a pharmacy behind your car with a rope, it's best not to pass the police car when it slows down
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Tue August 12, 2014
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Tips for surviving a dingo attack: Cover your face, throat, stomach, and groin - not necessarily in that order
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(45)
 


Sun August 10, 2014
(Lancaster Online)
 
 
 
You think your job is s**t? Fifteen year old boy dies when farm machine he is operating has a mechanical problem and overturns, trapping teenager in manure pit
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Fri August 08, 2014
(CNBC)
 
 
 
McDonald's: Eh, I'm sure the younger folks will get over their foodie trends and come back for a Big Mac. July sales data: How about no
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(57)
 
(Maryland Community News)
 
 
 
Water Utilities 10 years ago: "We need to save water. Install high-efficiency toilets and washing machines." Water Utilities now: "You're not buying enough water. Enjoy your new maintenance and infrastructure fees. And a 9 percent increase in rates"
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(138)
 
(Thrillist)
 
 
 
McDonald's restaurants in Hong Kong will allow you and your loved one to join in holy matrimony and Big Macs
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(3)
 


Thu August 07, 2014
(WMUR New Hampshire)
 
 
 
Body found in Merrimack pond, authorities to Monitor situation
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(64)
 
(Short List)
 
 
 
The $7,000 steampunk coffee machine - as if Sherlock Holmes worked for Starbucks
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(76)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Obamacare: You get a mandate exemption. You get a mandate exemption. EVERYBODY GETS A MANDATE EXEMPTION. Except you, non-donor, you didn't build that
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(309)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
The next threat to the middle class? Machines that will do their jobs better, more efficiently, and without pay
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(212)
 


Wed August 06, 2014
(NPR)
 
 
 
Between Obama's time machine and Reagan's invisible bridge, American politics turns into Warehouse 13
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(27)
 


Tue August 05, 2014
(WBAL-TV Baltimore)
 
 
 
Not news: Man maced in the face. Fark: Man maced in the face
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(83)
 
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
"Large garrison of Wehrmacht troops headed by rail to Dusseldorf. Expected to arr......." *FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP* "...arrive in station in two days"
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(63)
 
(Time)
 
 
 
Under Obamacare, college kids can stay on their parents' insurance and get mental health care they need. This is clearly a scheme to eliminate craziness as a factor in mass shootings and take our guns away
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(47)
 
(Monday Note)
 
 
 
Macintel's days are numbered
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(40)
 
(London 24)
 
 
 
A zebracorn, an ENIGMA machine, and Paul McCartney's front door
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(6)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Chris McDaniel's legal challenge: Facts schmacts, give me the nomination, you f*ckers
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(65)
 


Mon August 04, 2014
(KNBC 4 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Topless woman arrested and charged with theft after shoplifting at a local Macy's. Prosecutors are doubtful of getting a conviction as none of the witnesses got a good look at her face
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(42)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Today, Barack Obama says he's 53 years old. But yesterday, he said he was 52. If we can't trust him saying how old he is, how can we trust anything he says about Benghazi, immigration, the IRS, Obamacare, or even his birth certificate?
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(87)
 
(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
"What I tried here was a visionary balance for the community. It wasn't all about trying to create any kind of military machine or mind-set..." says police chief who acquired two Humvees and two APCs for his staff of four full-time officers
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Grimes and McConnell share fancy verbal smackdowns at Fancy Farm picnic
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(38)
 


Fri August 01, 2014
(Tumblr)
 
 
 
"50 Sheds of Grey." "'Get down on your hands and knees,' she ordered, 'and I'll take you places you've never been.' It was the strictest GPS ever." "'Smack the bottom hard,' she cried. 'I am,' I said, 'but the ketchup still won't come out'"
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(19)
 
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Albert Pujols again robbed by Manny Machado at 3B ... with even a better throw than yesterday. Best infield arm in baseball? No contest
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(49)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Good News: Obamacare is *still* more popular than Congress. Bad News: It's as popular as Obama
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(43)
 


Thu July 31, 2014
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Remember the brilliant Manny Machado play last year against the Yankees? Well, he topped it last night
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(40)
 


Wed July 30, 2014
(NPR)
 
 
 
Space Ghost haunts abandoned New Jersey pharmaceutical companies. No word on grumpy mantis sidekicks
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(56)
 


Mon July 28, 2014
(Vox)
 
 
 
Believing Jon Gruber's off-hand comments about withholding Obamacare subsidies from states that refuse to establish their own exchange is like uncovering tape of Michael Bay saying there's nothing he hates seeing more in a movie than an explosion
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(136)
 
(Standard Digital (Kenya))
 
 
 
Pub owner loses watch, only finds it when his dog's stomach starts ringing last call
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(33)
 


Sun July 27, 2014
(Philly.com)
 
 
 
Breast feeding equipment? In my vending machines? It's more likely than you think
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(21)
 


Sat July 26, 2014
(Rocketnews 24)
 
 
 
Japanese vending-machine soft drink hipsters, this is your article to read. "The most we spent for any of our liquid refreshments was 100 yen, and a few real bargains were priced at just 80 yen"
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(10)
 


Fri July 25, 2014
(Salon)
 
 
 
There is a new group calling themselves "Macktivists," which is composed of men who pretend to be feminists so they can hit on feminists in online chatrooms, forums, and Salon.com articles
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Thu July 24, 2014
(Sun News Network)
 
 
 
Motorcade blocks woman in labour from reaching hospital. Thanks, Obamacare
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(46)
 
(Think Progress)
 
 
 
While the 1% are going broke paying for ObamaCare's death panels, the layabout masses have saved $2 billion in premiums. Thanks, Obama?
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(87)
 


Wed July 23, 2014
(National Journal)
 
 
 
Undercover operation submits fake Obamacare applications to test the system's verification procedures - and to the surprise of absolutely nobody, nearly all the fake applications were approved
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(191)
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
"What the D.C. circuit got wrong about Obamacare" Politico supporting Obama? *blinks* Whoooooaaaaa
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(81)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
How Obama can still save Obamacare, by being the dictator that he is and creating a workaround of the law
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(59)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
In much the same way that only Hannibal Lecter could help Clarice Starling, only Congress can fix Obamacare's flaws
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(102)
 


Tue July 22, 2014
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Le pew: Man builds 'biggest fart machine ever,' plans to destroy France with it
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(56)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
"'Arbeit macht frei' lol what odd sign anyway totes having great trip later bye"
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(142)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Federal judge throws out US Senator's Obamacare lawsuit, noting that he can't prove he's been hurt by getting help to pay for health insurance and that just believing a law is illegal doesn't make it so
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(71)
 
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Federal Court of Appeals rules that it is illegal for Obamacare to give subsidies to plans obtained on Federal exchanges. If this ruling is upheld, or not ruled on, by the Supreme Court, then Obamacare is essentially gutted
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(709)
 
(CBS Los Angeles 2)
 
 
 
During an altercation with a Macy's loss prevention employee, woman's shirt and bra came off and she flees the mall topless. Don't you just love those 50% off days?
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(28)
 
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
A look at why anti-Health Care Reform act advertisements actually increased enrollment in the Health Care Reform plans. No, it's not "Obamacare;" stop calling it that. The moment is over
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Mon July 21, 2014
(Bill Moyers)
 
 
 
So, it looks like undocumented, unaccompanied children have been arriving in America since 1892. And you people still doubt that Obama has a time machine?
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(71)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
The Obamacare failure continues to grow as a new study by the New England Journal of Medicine finds that 20 million people are now benefiting from the law
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(126)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The almost-forgotten Story of the Amiga 2000--the machine that truly changed the world
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(66)
 
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Grimaces, duck lips, and a fake beard all in this week's Mugshot Roundup
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(57)
 


Sun July 20, 2014
(The Big Guy)
 
 
 
Not news: Farker Mactheknife is raising funds to launch a new community radio station. News: his group's received FCC approval. Fark: and they've granted it the call sign "WKRP"
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(Jezebel)
 
 
 
If you are dissatisfied with the amount of ejaculate your partner produces, shooting him in the stomach will not improve the situation
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(119)
 


Sat July 19, 2014
(Flavorwire)
 
 
 
Do you like Cormac McCarthys books said the submitter. I don't know some of them are ok said the Farker. Well heres a list of the five best said the submitter
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(69)
 
(Global Times (China))
 
 
 
"A 44-year-old man visited a hospital with stomach pains and blood in his urine only to discover he is really a woman and menstruating." So how's your day going?
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(112)
 


Fri July 18, 2014
(Liverpool Echo)
 
 
 
If you look into your rearview mirror, and you see a Range Rover with four guys waving machetes above their heads, do not pull over to see what they want
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(47)
 
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
FedEx indicted for shipping drugs for online pharmacies, says it can't be responsible for what's in its packages, even when filled with VAGR@ or OXXEE or CI@L$ being delivered to empty lots or vacant homes
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(123)
 
(TwinCities.com)
 
 
 
Wisconsin police chief charged with misdemeanor for signing up a local Tea Party leader for online porn, gay dating websites, and Obamacare
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(211)
 


Wed July 16, 2014
(Think Progress)
 
 
 
Congressman demands pregnant woman explain why Obamacare includes maternity coverage, telling her it's a service that people like him will never use
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(168)
 
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Apparently, the idea of an abusive, foul-mouthed teddy bear was not Seth MacFarlane's original idea, as he's now being sued by someone with an animated web series about a foul-mouthed, abusive teddy bear
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(61)
 


Tue July 15, 2014
(Vimeo)
 
 
 
Finally, a useful Rube Goldberg machine
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(20)
 
(Forbes)
 
 
 
The administration has lawlessly rewritten Obamacare rules so that insurance companies are being bribed not to raise rates too much
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(39)
 


Mon July 14, 2014
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Pat Robertson's rationale for why a woman's son's stomach hurt when she prayed to Jesus? "Witches, man. Witches"
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(100)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
26,000 British children ages 5 to 9 have been hospitalized in the past year for a) rotten teeth b) seriously, it really is rotten teeth c) fark's sake, these kids' teeth make Shane MacGowan look like an Osmond
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(93)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
President Obama fist bumps man who says he's only gay when having sex-- which means Paul Lynde is president and KY jelly is covered by Obamacare
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(213)
 
(Wonkette)
 
 
 
Turns out the Ya'll Qaeda won't be defending our border against those little kids after all. But they're all in for the post-game ribs, potato salad, beer, burgers, pudding, beer, mac & cheese and beer
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(118)
 


Sat July 12, 2014
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Rain cancels the taste of Chicago, sparing thousands from having to try and stomach Chicago-style casserole and hot dogs that don't even have ketchup on them
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(121)
 
(YouTube)
 
Video
 
Happy 71st birthday to Fleetwood Mac's Christine McVie, who has the distinction of giving the band its first top twenty single, 1975's "Over My Head"
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(32)
 


Thu July 10, 2014
(Think Progress)
 
 
 
And Boehner is suing Obama for ... drumroll ... NOT IMPLEMENTING OBAMACARE FAST ENOUGH. *cue circus music*
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(207)
 
(Listverse)
 
 
 
If you want to step outside your comfort zone, go skydiving. If you want to forget you ever had a comfort zone, buy a ticket to China. Canned air, live vending machine crabs, and tea picked in the mouths of virgins---China is just insane
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(44)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Anti-Obamacare advertisements increased enrollment in Obamacare
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(69)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Doctors are universally refusing to see Obamacare patients, which explains why two-thirds of the newly insured say they could get an appointment within two weeks
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(268)
 
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Gambling approved for US flights. Two hour delay pays 2-1, missed connection pays 20-1 and 40-1 for a two hour tarmac delay. Lost luggage side bets also pay 20-1 and 40-1. Still no payouts for crying babies and seat kickers
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(35)
 


Wed July 09, 2014
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Navy railgun fires projectiles at Mach 7.5 with range of 1500 miles. I'll be in my bunk
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(196)
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
"Why is the Senate nothing but a bunch of whiny, petulant children who wouldn't know their ass from their elbow when it comes to diplomacy?" - John Kerry
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(65)
 
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Crafting is good for your mental health, which helps explains why the crazy cat lady in your neighborhood who always wears all those macrame earmuffs and scarves at the same time is the picture of sanity
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(30)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
The Simpsons are collaborating with cosmetic company MAC on a limited-edition makeup line launching July 26 at Comic-Con. Makeup gun applicator not included
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(38)
 


Tue July 08, 2014
(Washington Times)
 
 
 
Costco pulls Dinesh D'Souza's book 'America' from shelves. Costco's CEO is a big Obama donor, and apparently the anti-progressive narrative struck a sore spot; the removal is the best advertising ever. Burn cream is near the pharmacy
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(230)
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
Will Obamacare rate hikes be the September surprise that torpedoes Democrats in the midterms? Yes. The correct answer is yes
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(284)
 


Mon July 07, 2014
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
One last case could still derail Obamacare
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(71)
 


Sun July 06, 2014
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Invited to an outdoor party and are told to bring the macaroni salad? Here's how not to look like a total bachelor
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(29)
 


Sat July 05, 2014
(UFC)
 
 
 
MMA Doubleheader: WSOF 11, Justin Gaethje vs Nick Newell. Prelims at 2 PM ET, main card on NBC at 4 PM ET. UFC 175 Weidman vs Machida and Rousey vs Davis. Fight Pass prelims at 7 PM ET, Fox Sports 1 prelims at 8 PM ET, main PPV card at 10 PM ET
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(450)
 
(When On Earth)
 
 
 
While we're still debating the merit of Obamacare, the Canadian government just opened a recreational flying trapeze center in Montreal where anyone can go for free to train like a Cirque du Soleil performer
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(49)
 
(Anchorage Daily News)
 
 
 
'Stop endangering yourself.' *smack* 'Stop endangering yourself.' *smack* 'Stop endangering yourself.' *smack*
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(75)
 


Thu July 03, 2014
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
"Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking. We're well on our way to lawn-darting into the tarmac since my computer went out, but on the bright side here in the back I'll survive for a few hundredths of a second longer than any of you"
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(105)
 
(Belfast Telegraph)
 
 
 
Gillian Anderson complains her X-Files pantsuits made her ass look big
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(90)
 
(Death and Taxes Magazine)
 
 
 
"You're not a true American until you've cooked your bacon with a machine gun"
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(131)
 
(Daily Star)
 
 
 
After woman suffers pain for six months, doctors remove fountain pen lodged in her stomach. Hospital calls it a write-off
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(24)
 
(US News)
 
 
 
If there is one thing that is worrying both the left and the right for the 2016 election, it's the Clinton money machine coming from Wall Street
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(136)
 


Wed July 02, 2014
(Investors Business Daily)
 
 
 
Nothing to see here: Government audit finds ObamaCare "can't ensure" enrollees are eligible or that they're getting the right subsidy
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(73)
 


Mon June 30, 2014
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Elle Macpherson thinks she can get women to shell about $163/jar for powdered vegetable mulch, and she's probably right
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(81)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Fresh calls to lift US ban on that most delicious of foods, chopped heart and lungs boiled in a wee sheep's stomach
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(83)
 


Sat June 28, 2014
(The New Yorker)
 
 
 
Selfies macht frei
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(50)
 
(YouTube)
 
Video
 
...so here's a French brass/klezmer/bluegrass band on Segways with fog machines playing "Kashmir"
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(9)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Welcome to Isla de la Munecas, a macabre 50-year collection of dolls enshrined to honor the spirit of a girl found floating in the canal. Locals say the dolls can be heard whispering to each other at night. With nightmare-inducing pics
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(59)
 


Fri June 27, 2014
(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
It's all over now for Bobby Womack
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(27)
 
(Future Structure)
 
 
 
Train finally approved to connect Los Angeles with LAX, though experts predict car-loving residents will initially be terrified by the unfamiliar, fast-moving machine
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(82)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Insurers are falling all over themselves to get in on Obamacare Year 2 as signups exceed expectations by 50%. Average rates will still go up 8%, however, because reasons
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(389)
 
(NASA Spaceflight)
 
 
 
The volunteers who restored the lost footage from the SpaceX Falcon 9 landing played it like Tetris: one macroblock at a time
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(9)
 


Thu June 26, 2014
(Calgary Herald)
 
 
 
It's getting harder and harder to hate Seth MacFarlane
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(72)
 
(Salon)
 
 
 
Obama and his magical time machine are at it again. This time President Obama travels back to 1930 in order to create the World Cup tournament as a distraction from his scandals
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(63)
 
(Bloomberg View)
 
 
 
Latest Reason why Obamacare is a failure: People getting insurance who could not get insurance before. Checkmate Libtardos
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(85)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
"Hi, ACLU? I would like to report some discrimination. I was banned from the neighborhood because of my faith. What? Oh, sure it's White Supremacy...hello?"
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(171)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Man believes that Obamacare causes cancer and demons have possessed Obama. Is he: A) an inpatient at Bellevue? B) The homeless guy down the street with the tinfoil hat? C) the winner of the GOP primary to represent CO 15 in the state assembly?
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(64)
 
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Obamacare will "suck the life" out of the economy, claims another right-wing mouthpiece from Fox News, who apparently can't understand--wait, CNBC? Oh shiat
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(124)
 
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Hospitals are now collecting detailed consumer data on their patients so they can tell you to put down that ice cream sundae, fatty. And, yes, the article explains hospitals are during this directly because of Obamacare
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(143)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Let's take a trip in the wayback machine and have a look at race relations in 1974
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(31)
 


Tue June 24, 2014
(Humans Invent)
 
 
 
Who invented filter coffee? A woman. Who invented the washing machine? A woman. Who invented the windscreen wiper A woman. Who invented the lightbulb...ok but you get the point
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(86)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
"Nestle, the biggest food company in the world, says it is planning to build a Star Trek-style food replicator which produces food tailored to an individual's taste "at the press of a button." In related news, Nestle plans to invent vending machines
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(38)
 
(WFAA Fort Worth)
 
 
 
Bootstrappy Texas wants to eliminate medical licensing for 18 healthcare positions, including respiratory therapy, X-ray technicians, and medical physicists who calibrate MRI machines and other radiologic equipment
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(126)
 


Sun June 22, 2014
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Hope Solo's lawyer says she did not assault her family members, and wishes people would stop making all these stupid Star Wars jokes before she has to smack the taste out of someone's mouth
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(62)
 
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
The Navy tests a new weapon that can fire a projectile 126 miles. Did I mention it's an unpowered solid projectile traveling at 5,600mph, or Mach 7? With video awesomeness
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(180)
 


Sat June 21, 2014
(Yandex.ru)
 
 
 
Photoshop this retro cryptographic machine
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(16)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
New York's medical marijuana bill: Pot in food form must be bought at dispensaries, cannot be made at home. Smoking medical pot is NOT ok, but vaporization machines are totally cool
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(92)
 


Fri June 20, 2014
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
What happens when you hit a ball back into the pitching machine? Let's ask Matt Joyce
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(18)
 
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
The House of Representatives did something amazing, mind-boggling, stupendous, tremendous, exciting, inviting, mesmerizing: They passed an amendment to ban warrentless NSA wiretapping. Without an Obamacare repeal attempt
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(96)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
McCarthy, Scalise promise change after House leadership election. Even MORE votes to repeal Obamacare, more hearings on Benghazi, and hey, anyone up for an impeachment?
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(38)
 


Thu June 19, 2014
(Grantland)
 
 
 
If you've ever heard of Diplomacy, chances are you know it as 'the game that ruins friendships': "For every 10 people who like playing board games, nine will not like Diplomacy. It is an intense and uncomfortable and unsettling game"
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(107)
 
(WMAZ Macon)
 
 
 
"A Macon man was treated at Coliseum Northside hospital Thursday after he accidentally shot himself in the penis"
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(43)
 


Wed June 18, 2014
(ZDNet)
 
 
 
Apple introduces cheap, entry-level iMac. You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means
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(103)
 
(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
Ok, folks. It's time to acknowledge the truth: Obamacare is working
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(219)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Looks like the CBO forgot to carry the one or something when figuring the cost of Obamacare subsidies
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(67)
 


Tue June 17, 2014
(RealClearPolitics)
 
 
 
After Obamacare goes into effect, Obama's own annual physical is 2.5 years late
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(45)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Among first states to fully embrace Obamacare, Washington residents reaping the benefits, though getting people to pay is an issue, the website is glitchy, access to care isn't great and money is running out. But good stuff otherwise
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(68)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Machu Picchu named top landmark, halfway-decent porn name by TripAdvisor
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(36)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Bad group's ads calling bad politicians who voted for Obamacare baby-killers, and bad, were all good for unanimous Supreme Court; Amnesty International unavailable for comment
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(71)
 
(Nola.com)
 
 
 
Senator Vitter (R-LA): If you elect me to replace Bobby Jindal as governor...I may just be open to expanding Medicaid for the state. Just ignore the fact that I fought Obamacare tooth and nail for 5 years and this'll make much more sense
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(44)
 


Mon June 16, 2014
(Metro)
 
 
 
If you want to succeed at crowdfunding, you can't go wrong with high-tech machines that will give you a blowjob while you sit at your computer. "Inventor Brian Sloan assures us that there is no risk of the device short-circuiting" (Not safe for work)
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(49)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Schumacher turns a corner, still hasn't passed
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(18)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Obamacare is such a miserable failure that insurance companies are desperate to sell coverage on exchanges in year two
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(142)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
Anthony Wiener favorites Tweet labeling Tinder as the "ultimate sext machine." Come on, dude, you're just farking with us now
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(33)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
OB/GYN smacks George Will right in the babymaker
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(134)
 
(WSBTV)
 
 
 
He's a proud dad to Brenndon, 24, Taylor, 21, Christian, 21, Jonathan, 19, Alexandria, 18, Mackenzie, 16, Victoria, 15, Elisabeth, 13, Olivia, 11, Danielle, 9, Jeremiah, 7, Joshua, 5, Jordan, 4, Faith, 2, and Hope, 3 months and his clown car wife
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(208)
 
(Bay News 9)
 
 
 
Yo' cousin's so fat he stores all of his marijuana in his stomach fat rolls. No, seriously
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(36)
 


Sun June 15, 2014
(Cracked)
 
 
 
Wait, so cotton candy can be made into human organs? Well, it is one of the things that scientists have "MacGyvered" into huge advances. Yes, there is science to this article
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(30)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
JetBlue denies a 3-year old child permission to use the restroom while the plane is stuck on the tarmac, and nature takes its course, anyway
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(157)
 


Sat June 14, 2014
(UFC)
 
 
 
Saturday Night MMA: UFC 174, with Demetrious "Mighty Mouse" Johnson vs Ali Bagautinov for the flyweight title. Also Rory MacDonald vs Tyron Woodley. Early prelims at 7 PM ET on Fight Pass. Prelims at 8 PM ET on FX, main card at 10 PM ET on PPV
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(359)
 
(Short List)
 
 
 
Matt Damon doesn't smile throughout the entire movie, understandably, and 14 other things you might not know about The Bourne Supremacy
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(40)
 
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Canadian company DHX has been chosen to produce new episodes of Teletubbies. There will be a few changes, such as the Baby in the Sun wearing a toque, and the televisions in their stomachs showing Tim Horton's commercials
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(12)
 


Fri June 13, 2014
(Forbes)
 
 
 
The Medicaid side of Obamacare isn't going as swimmingly as we have been led to believe
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(42)
 


Thu June 12, 2014
(New York Magazine)
 
 
 
The worst part of Eric Cantor's surprising loss in VA's Republican primaries? Congress might never pass the Republican alternative to Obamacare that they've worked so hard on
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(124)
 
(WBTV 3 Charlotte)
 
 
 
And here's a picture of me at work in the operating room holding a 47-pound tumor harvested from a woman who didn't have health insurance until Obamacare came around
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(244)
 


Wed June 11, 2014
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
"The hard truth is that the GOP can't lose any of its shrinking base by alienating the lunatic right-wing fringe, from the Ted Nugents to the Cliven Bundys to the white supremacists. What we view as radicals, the GOP views as their last, best hope"
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(77)
 
(Wired)
 
 
 
A binge-watching guide to Battlestar Galactica: "Long before Game of Thrones was making us learn to love incestuous child-cripplers, Battlestar Galactica taught us to empathize and even root for the machines that tried to wipe out the human race"
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(97)
 


Tue June 10, 2014
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Manny Machado apologizes for his behavior against the Oakland A's. If you look closely, you can see the Orioles' PR director's lips moving
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(36)
 
(Daily Star)
 
 
 
While performing surgery for an ulcer, doctors accidentally leave scissors in patient's stomach. He suffers shear agony for nine years
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(25)
 


Mon June 09, 2014
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Southwest jet backs into JetBlue aircraft on the tarmac at Logan International. Pilots last seen rubbing their necks and arguing who was going to submit it to insurance
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(59)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
"Say, we know that you're a Democrat and all, but if you'd help us keep Obamacare out of our state, we'll make sure you and your daughter get really cushy private jobs. Oh no. This is not a bribe. No not at all *snicker*"
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(87)
 
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Somebody should teach Manny Machado baseball's unwritten rule about being a whiny pussy
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(74)
 


Sun June 08, 2014
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Bow tie enthusiast Tucker Carlson defends truck driver who critically injured Tracy Morgan and killed Jimmy Mack. Because sleep driving isn't always reckless, you guys
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(213)
 
(Hartford Courant)
 
 
 
Pkunzip A:\backpack.zip C:\PersonalObamacareInfo
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(37)
 


Thu June 05, 2014
(Slate)
 
 
 
Either President Obama just got smacked down by the House GOP on the NASA budget, or President Obama just brilliantly trolled the House GOP on the NASA budget
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(46)
 


Wed June 04, 2014
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
This may come as a surprise to many, but apparently Apple, the company which until recently had the most humble CEO on the planet, has a history of talking smack about their competitors
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(38)
 
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Indians Justin Masterson becomes only the 70th pitcher in MLB history to throw an "immaculate inning" (nine pitches, nine strikes, three strikeouts). Not dominant enough? He also threw 25 consecutive strikes from the third innning to the sixth
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(47)
 
(KTUU Alaska)
 
 
 
PRO TIP: When pulling out your can of mace to mace and rob people make sure that the nozzle is pointed away from you, or you could end up like these idiots
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(9)
 


Sun June 01, 2014
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Cool: An Argentinian town that was underwater for 25 years, exposed again. Cooler: Danny MacAskill riding his trials bike around, through and over it
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(23)
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
Republicans, the majority of which refused to create healthcare exchanges in their state, are fearful of the fact that so many states now rely on the federal exchange. Captain Obvious last seen smacking his head against a wall
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(85)
 
(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Having never left their mansions long enough to encounter a vending machine, bank executives propose "revolutionary" new ATMs that can dispense products in exchange for money
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(50)
 


Sat May 31, 2014
(Gawker)
 
 
 
"Gangnam Style" becomes the first YouTube video to reach 2,000,000,000 views. Let's all travel in the Way Back Machine to those carefree days of yesteryear, all the way to late 2012 and watch it again for the first time
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(88)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
For those of you who followed the long legal battle between Neil Gaiman and Todd MacFarlane over Miracleman, here is the 2002 courtroom testimony by Neil Gaiman which has now been released
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(39)
 


Fri May 30, 2014
(Drone Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this man and his magnificent flying machine
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Thu May 29, 2014
(Philly.com)
 
 
 
You shouldn't make ricin, even if you're a pharmacist, because the Feds just hate that
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(The Wire)
 
 
 
A mere 4 years later, the GOP has come up with an alternative to "Obamacare." Of course part of was recently ruled unconstitutional, and the other part has been proven to be more expensive and less effective than the ACA, but still, it's SOMETHING
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
The folks who run the VA? Not So hot. The ones who created the Obamacare website? Idiots. But Obama's "False Flag" anti-gun ops team"? Truly top notch; as last weekend's staged shooting in Santa Barbara again proves
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(93)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Bush Doctrine: "We don't know where, we don't know when, but we will bomb the shiat out of you before we have a good reason." Obama Doctrine: "Yeah...about that. We may smack you around a bit but only after talking it over"
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(56)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Valve delays Steam Machine controller to 2015, or ten years before HL2: Ep3 comes out
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(28)
 


Wed May 28, 2014
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Seth MacFarlane's latest has hookers, fart jokes, Charlize Theron and hallucinogens. And you haven't gotten your tickets yet because?
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Why do you never see Ronald McDonald eating a Big Mac? Because he may be a clown, but he's no fool
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(Breitbart.com)
 
 
 
Nancy Pelosi, determined to have it both ways, admits that Democrats heading into the 2014 midterm elections will not be talking about Obamacare and wishes the Republicans wouldn't mention it either
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Tue May 27, 2014
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
"Rats are much like us: they like to eat and they like to have sex, and they indulge in both as often as they can. Their dietary preference are Bubba-esque, shunning raw vegetables for Elvis-approved fare like mac and cheese, fried chicken and beer"
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(53)
 
(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Apple users targeted by hackers, ransomware that takes their phones and computer hostage, are no longer able to flood online technical forums with smug 'Shoulda bought a Mac' advice
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(50)
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
Douglas MacArthur: Officer, Gentleman, Insubordinate Asshole who wanted to nuke China for shiats and giggles. Some people want us to rethink that last part
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Mon May 26, 2014
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Audience throws beer at Macaulay Culkin's band after they took the stage at Nottingham, and the crowd's boos were loud enough that the band fled the stage
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(60)
 
(Toledo Blade)
 
 
 
ObamaCare has officially ended the yearly 10%+ health care premium increases. Thanks a lot, Fartbama
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(100)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Obamacare now forces larger employers to directly cover employee insurance, or face a $100 a day or $36,500 a year fine for each employee who goes into the individual marketplace
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Happy 66th birthday to the woman who took Fleetwood Mac from backroom blues bars to arenas around the world, the amazing Stevie Nicks. Here's the singer from her 2011 Chicago concert with a rollicking rendition of Stand Back
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Sun May 25, 2014
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Man dies after coffee machine fell on top of him. Friends described him as always being good 'til the last drop
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(Digital Spy)
 
 
 
From King Lear to Magneto, from Macbeth to Gandalf he's played them all and he is awesome. Sir Ian McKellen is seventy-five years young today
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(South Pole Station)
 
 
 
MacGyver: stops terrorists with gum and bailing wire. McMurdo: only physician on base performs appendectomy on himself with a mirror and electrical wire. Flight back required extra fuel due to two giant stones on that guy (graphic photo)
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(Some Patriot)
 
 
 
"NBC Claims All Americans Will Be Implanted With Microchips For Obamacare by 2017." Can you believe that idiots actually believe this crap? Every highly-informed voter knows that the Death Panels will have killed us all long before 2017
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