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194 headlines found matching 'mac'
Sat July 23, 2016
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(Time)
 
 
 
Things are so bad in Venezuela that McDonald's can't even sell Big Macs
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Fri July 22, 2016
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Starbucks no longer wants to discuss social politics with you while you wait on your venti iced skinny hazelnut macchiato, sugar-free syrup, extra shot, light ice, no whip
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(Fortune)
 
 
 
What's the matter with Kansas? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ Dunno, but we don't talk about it
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Thu July 21, 2016
(Daily Dot)
 
 
 
Republicans may not think Laura Ingraham was giving a Nazi salute, but white supremacists sure are pretty happy about it
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(Fark Shop)
 
 
 
Fark Store Daily Deal: Mind Vector mind mapping app for Mac, iOs, and Android. What is your favorite mind mapping software? (Sponsored Link)
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
If an army travels on its stomach, protest armies are powered by pizza
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Tue July 19, 2016
(UPI)
 
 
 
That's it, Maduro, rage against the paper machine
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(WWE)
 
 
 
Who will be the number 1 pick? How loudly will the mention of Roman Reigns get booed? Which midcarder will be Mr. Irrelevant? Find out in the WWE Draft, LIVE tonight on Smackdown (8:00 PM EDT on USA/7:00 pre-show on the $9.99)
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(The Influence)
 
 
 
Doctors starving to death after pharmaceutical industry no longer allowed to buy them lunch, hookers
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Mon July 18, 2016
(WWE)
 
 
 
CAN Zach Ryder survive a Bulgarian beatdown? WILL Seth Rollins become a 3-time WWE Champ? IS Shane's pick for Smackdown GM a hero or goat? LIVE from PROVIDENCE, THIS is YOUR WWE RAW Thread. 8pm ET on USA
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Macaulay Culkin: 'No, I was not pounding six grand of heroin a month'
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(Fark Shop)
 
 
 
Fark Store Daily Deal: Machine learning Python libraries course, applied to quantitative trading and financial models. Taught by Google and Flipkart alum. (Sponsored Link)
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(Chew Boom)
 
 
 
You'll be the talk of the Block with this Pizza Hut personal pan pizza vending machine made entirely with Legos
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Fri July 15, 2016
(24/7 Wall Street)
 
 
 
Well it looks like you can't watch porn at McDonald's, so you will have to go somewhere else to play with your Big Mac
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Tue July 12, 2016
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
"Apple's line of Mac computers is not selling as well as it used to." REPEAT
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Mon July 11, 2016
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
GOP convention now has five speakers: Racist Toupee, Melmacian Ted Cruz, Scott "What's That Smell" Walker, George Washington, and now, Eddie Munster
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
MacArthur Park is frightening in the dark. All the doctors are prescribing pills. Many patients claiming ankle sprains. I don't want to cast aspersions, of Oxycontin pill diversions, but they'll never make six million bucks again
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Fri July 08, 2016
(ScienceBlog)
 
 
 
Scientists find viable HIV vaccine after study involving macaque. YOU'RE WELCOME
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Sure it's hard to top the excellent reputation of the Big Mac and its high level of respect in the culinary world, but a top chef has done it
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Thu July 07, 2016
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
You think you're buying a cool, collectible Mac SE, when you find 80s-era monochrome interactive porn in a folder marked "AOL" (Not safe for work video embedded in story)
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(Belleville News-Democrat)
 
 
 
Moral of the story: always have a plan B. Especially if plan B involves a machete
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(The Local)
 
 
 
Twin killing machines born at Swedish zoo (with I-will-eat-your-face piccy goodness)
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(Slashdot)
 
 
 
Hackers can use the accelerometer on your smart watch to reveal your ATM machine PIN number
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Wed July 06, 2016
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Need yet another reason why current All-Star selection Manny Machado is one of the best players in MLB? Besides his hitting, he can also do this. With ease
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(Daily Dot)
 
 
 
4chan and seven years ago, our fathers brought forth on this internet a sh**ty nation, conceived in image macros and dedicated to the proposition that all memes are created terrible
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(Science Alert)
 
 
 
Jump in the Wayback Machine and go back to 1950 when computers learned to play music for the very first time
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(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
Here are the most popular songs for the year you were born. Were you born the year Tommy Dorsey dominated the radio waves? Or are you more like when the Macarena was hot?
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Tue July 05, 2016
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Pirates' Juan Nicasio pulls off the first "Immaculate Inning" of 2016. Three outs. Three strikeouts. Nine pitches
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
We've seen it unleashed in all its terrifying glory in the UK and the US - and now the protest "up yours vote" is finally happening in Australia. Rage against the machine
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Sun July 03, 2016
(Mic)
 
 
 
You may need to sit down for this, but that anti-Hillary tweet by Trump showing the words "Most Corrupt Candidate Ever" inside the Star of David over stacks of money started out on a white supremacist message board
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(WSBTV)
 
 
 
Sputter, crunch, ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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Fri July 01, 2016
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Obamacare is becoming so popular it's had about 1.6 million drop-outs so far this year
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Thu June 30, 2016
(Gatehouse Media)
 
 
 
You know what Bill Clinton and Loretta Lynch talked about on the tarmac? How to get Bernie Sanders locked up. Probably. We're just guessing here, after all
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Wed June 29, 2016
(Kotaku)
 
 
 
Kotaku eats Mac n'Cheetos so you don't have to
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(Newser)
 
 
 
To swallow the price tag on Macallan's $35K whisky, you need at least a $19 bottle of Wild Turkey
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(NPR)
 
 
 
The pharmaceutical industry has bribed 8/10 doctors in New Jersey and the South but needs to send more cleavage to California and Maine
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(PBS)
 
 
 
"Could the USA finally adopt the metric system?" ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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Tue June 28, 2016
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Tweet claims author Cormac McCarthy is dead; media runs with it but McCarthy is very much alive. He says that he will never die. He dances in light and in shadow and he is a great favorite. He is dancing, dancing. He says that he will never die
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Mon June 27, 2016
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Three years in the making, this Knex Ball Machine has three lift motors, five lift paths and 17 travel paths
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(Computerworld)
 
 
 
Photoshop Theme - When machines take over
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Sun June 26, 2016
(Think Progress)
 
 
 
Judge declares Obergefell is not binding in Knoxville; evidently, they don't teach the Supremacy Clause in Tennessee law schools
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Sat June 25, 2016
(Politico)
 
 
 
Clinton fundraising machine hits unexpected snag: donors are wary of giving her too much money in fears her yuuuge cash advantage will scare Trump out of the race ... to be replaced by a much stronger candidate
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Thu June 23, 2016
(MTV)
 
 
 
Come for Macklemore challenging a floor full of office workers to a dance-off, stay for the white people trying to dance
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Wed June 22, 2016
(Foodbeast)
 
 
 
Burger King continues to avoid anything that makes sense with its brand and launches a giant Cheeto stuffed with mac-n-cheese
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Tue June 21, 2016
(Ocala Star-Banner)
 
 
 
Man poops himself, kicks down the door of his former home, takes off his shorts and is promptly shot in the stomach. Alcohol may have been a factor
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
More bad news for the disaster that is Obamacare as healthcare costs have skyroc... Hold on, who put this chart on its side?
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Here's a handy rundown of how you are likely to die in America, from contact with machinery (odds of dying: 1 in 5,189) to accidental drowning and submersion (1 in 1,073) to assault by firearm (1 in 300). Still no cure for cancer (1 in 7)
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Mon June 20, 2016
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Alicia Machado, Miss Universe 1996, is a Venezuelan who has been living in the U.S. since 1996. She was once called "Miss Piggy" by Donald Trump, and now she's securing her U.S. citizenship so she can vote against him in the fall
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Sun June 19, 2016
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Back to the Future 3 engine?
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Sat June 18, 2016
(UFC)
 
 
 
Saturday Night MMA: UFC Fight Night 89, with Rory MacDonald vs Stephen "Wonderboy" Thompson, and Cowboy Cerrone vs Patrick Cote. Fight Pass prelims at 6:45 PM ET, Fox Sports 2 prelims at 8:30 PM ET, Fox Sports 1 main card at 10:30 PM ET
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(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
"We'd really love for you to try out our 'new and improved' barbecue chips, so here's a coupon for a free bag. Oh, and we hope you have a time machine"
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
GOP is finally ready to unveil their Obamacare replacement plan. No really, this time they mean it. Honest. Pinkie swear
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Fri June 17, 2016
(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
Emaciated mirror universe female Skeletor Ann Coulter calls Donald Trump "our only hope." But for what?
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
Japanese city offering public funds to freeze women's eggs. Those vending machines keep getting weirder
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Thu June 16, 2016
(ABC News)
 
 
 
AFL-CIO endorses Clinton. Apparently not enticed by Trump's plan to chain workers to their machines 23 hours a day
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(Patch)
 
 
 
Texas Governor Greg Abbott, who called out the National Guard to "monitor" a federal troop exercise, and wants to end Obamacare, just asked the Federal Government to review their Zika response plan. And, oh yeah, give Texas $11 million to fight Zika
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
I can see Trump winning, and Hillary backers should be very, very nervous. Or so says one-man, right-wing, propaganda spewing hate machine. . . Dan Rather?
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Wed June 15, 2016
(JoBlo)
 
 
 
Helen Mirren, clearly in the ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ stage of her career, joins the cast of Fast & Furious 8
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(The Big Story)
 
 
 
Well did you think the rising costs of Obamacare were going to come before the election and when president Obama left office? Think again
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Intel's x86s hide another CPU that can take over your machine and you can't audit
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
FDA approves new tool in fighting obesity: Mr. Stomach Pump, for purging in the comfort of your very own bathroom. Bulimic me, you'll love it
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Tue June 14, 2016
(KFOR Oklahoma City)
 
 
 
Curious dog eats Gorilla glue, has perfect mold of her stomach removed by vet (warning: graphic pics) (link fixed)
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Sun June 12, 2016
(Adweek)
 
 
 
Boeing joins forces with THE Bruce Dickinson in touting its latest Ed Force One 747 as total badass tour jet. "This machine enables us to do a European itinerary on an intercontinental basis. So, it's our time machine. It's our magic carpet"
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Sat June 11, 2016
(UPI)
 
 
 
Generations of macaques used stone tools to open oysters and nuts and subby can't stop giggling like a naughty sixth-grader (though the nut thing does sound a bit painful)
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Fri June 10, 2016
(Ynet)
 
 
 
Uhh...tower we can't proceed to taxi to the gate, cat on tarmac refuses to grant us green light
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(Fark Shop)
 
 
 
Fark Store Daily Deal: AfterShot 2 RAW photo editing software. Also one of my favorite drinks from college. (Sponsored Link)
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(Oddity Central)
 
 
 
New machine makes instant beer from concentrate. Just add water
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Thu June 09, 2016
(Flickr)
 
 
 
Photoshop this time machine in a jar
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(Seven Days)
 
 
 
When you think bowling alley food, you think Schlitz and burgers. Not Heady Topper and Citizen Cider's ginger-laced Dirty Mayor, mac and cheese with spinach, smoked bacon and truffle oil, and skewers of Indonesian chicken satay, or crab fritters
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Don't be surprised when Starbucks offers you a mortgage the next time you order your Venti Iced Skinny Hazelnut Macchiato, Sugar-Free Syrup, Extra Shot, Light Ice, No Whip
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(Rocketnews 24)
 
 
 
Child's balloon stuck in a tree? This looks like a job for HEAVY MACHINERY GIRL
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Wed June 08, 2016
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Nine-year-old trained to use heroin overdose antidote. I never would have expected that stuffed bunny to be a smackhead
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Mon June 06, 2016
(Fark Shop)
 
 
 
Fark Store Daily Deal: Top Mac Apps bundle - Data Rescue, Hype animation, Freeway codeless website design, Painter, uBar, iStat, Dropzone, Xee3. Someone's been moonlighting from naming carnival rides. (Sponsored Link)
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Just in time for those hot summer days: Delicious and refreshing Kraft Macaroni & Cheese cocktails
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Sun June 05, 2016
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
When it comes to inventors we spend too much time celebrating guys like Thomas Edison and Ben Franklin and not enough time celebrating the people who dreamt up things like the karaoke machine, the match, or the smiley face
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Fri June 03, 2016
(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
Another anti-Trump ad? Meh. An Anti-Trump ad with Terry Crews as President Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho? AWESOME
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Thu June 02, 2016
(Asahi Shimbun)
 
 
 
Lukewarm drink vending machines set up for health-wary women "who worry that their body gets too cold after drinking chilly beverages during the summer months"
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
In clearest example yet of the incestuous machine politics and crony capitalism that characterize the establishment Democratic Party, Shillary takes direct swipe at the payday lenders backing the chair of the DNC
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Wed June 01, 2016
(Network World)
 
 
 
Rights group smacks patent troll for harshing mellow of online vape store
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(Vox)
 
 
 
Legos go to the macabre side after Finnish photographer gives them the serial killer touch
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(NPR)
 
 
 
The reporter that NPR hired in response to criticism that the network was too white posits that "Taylor Swift not having gang-bangs with colored gentlemen" leaves her open to being liked by white supremacists
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(Aero-News Newwork)
 
 
 
Flying to France this weekend? You may want to double-check your flight ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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Tue May 31, 2016
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Apparently, the "Angry Birds" movie is just a metaphor for the plight of the white people of America, according to various white supremacists. So, put on your pointy hat and go see Angry Dudes... I mean Birds
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(Washington Examiner)
 
 
 
The Wall Street Journal sees Gary Johnson and the Libertarian Party as an "honorable alternative" to people who can't stomach Trump. This might help Johnson's candidacy, but also might irritate true Libertarians. Feel the Johnson
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
This is why you don't stick your head in the washing machine
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Mon May 30, 2016
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Gang armed with guns, bats and machetes attacks barber shop, trashes Alfa Romeo belonging to owner because one of them didn't like the haircut he got there. Fark: This fight has been going on for a YEAR
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Mind-reaching machine could turn your secret thoughts into recognizable speech. Uh oh
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Sun May 29, 2016
(Guardian)
 
 
 
British National Museum of Computing acquires rare Nazi coding machine. After spotting it on eBay
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(Inquisitr)
 
 
 
Now that the door has held, what's in store for Bran? Has Daenerys accepted her role as conqueror? Will Jamie and the High Sparrow battle? And Ian Farking MacShane makes his debut. It's your Game of Thrones Discussion Thread, 9 PM ET on HBO
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(Trusted Reviews)
 
 
 
Shimon the robot will provide soothing relief when the machines take over, and not by pushing your wheelchair down the stairs. In fact, forget we mentioned the wheelchair thing. Relax
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Donkey nappies made mandatory in Kenyan town to protect road tarmac from dung
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(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
Militiaman who calls himself the "Picasso of machine guns" was arrested for trying to smuggle one to members of the Malheur National Wildlife Refuge occupation
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(Rocketnews 24)
 
 
 
Ever wonder how a gachapon machine works?
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Fri May 27, 2016
(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
Former Trump delegate admits he was naive to think America had "overcome prejudice against white supremacists." Um, what?
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(Neatorama)
 
 
 
Time to fire up the Wayback Machine and travel back to a time when computers suddenly went beyond mere beeps and whistles with the advent of the revolutionary Sound Blaster
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Thu May 26, 2016
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Teenager has his unborn twin removed from his stomach after 15 years. Kuato will surely be missed
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Another mishap with Obama's magical time machine causes senator Orrin Hatch to write an op-ed about his meeting with SCOTUS nominee Merrick Garland hours before the actual meeting took place
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Wed May 25, 2016
(Rochester Democrat and Chronicle)
 
 
 
When you go to a dive bar and talk smack about the Hell's Angels, don't be surprised if a Wilford Brimley lookalike introduces you to a baseball bat (with "Diabeetus" pic goodness)
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Tue May 24, 2016
(CNN)
 
 
 
Let's take a trip in the wayback machine to the time when half of Hillary voters said they would not support Obama. A place where the comments are actually amusing to read
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Mon May 23, 2016
(New Scientist)
 
 
 
This Turing machine will run until the end of time unless all of mathematics is wrong
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(Fark Shop)
 
 
 
Fark Store Daily Deal: Smartphone camera lens accessories set - wide-angle, macro, and fisheye. Attach the metallic sticker ring around the smartphone camera then trade lenses. Help delay that DSLR purchase one more month. (Sponsored Link)
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Sun May 22, 2016
(Fark Shop)
 
 
 
Fark Store Daily Deal: TarDisk 64GB - expand your MacBook Air's hard drive. Just insert this card into the SD card slot. *Deal missing additional USB SD card reader for alternative SD card-reading needs. Otherwise pretty damn cool. (Sponsored Link)
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Fri May 20, 2016
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Of course you want to learn how to make a machine gun which shoots cheese balls
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
TD Bank picks up its change-counting machines and goes home
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Thu May 19, 2016
(Radio.com)
 
 
 
This month's "SuperGroup" formation includes members of Rage Against the Machine, Public Enemy & Cypress Hill. Like most "SuperGroups", this would have been a lot cooler 25 years ago
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Wed May 18, 2016
(Fox 8 Cleveland)
 
 
 
Just in time for the Republican National Convention, Florida becomes the testing ground for the GOP alternative to Obamacare
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Tue May 17, 2016
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Readers prefer to read news chosen by humans than a list of stories sorted by a machine but you're here so you already knew that
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(Fox 31 Denver)
 
 
 
Parents beware: Kids know secret emoji language ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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Mon May 16, 2016
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Avengers threaten Nigerian delta. Probably shouldn't have made Hulk wait on the tarmac for six hours and then lose his luggage
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Sun May 15, 2016
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Come to Maine, where we have plenty of McIntosh Apples, and plenty of Apple Macintoshes
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Sat May 14, 2016
(Irish Mirror)
 
 
 
Hello. Yes this is idiot prisoner's stomach (graphic)
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(Popular Science)
 
 
 
One macromolecule to rule them all, one macromolecule to find them, one macromolecule to bring them all, and in the darkness bind them
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Thu May 12, 2016
(BGR)
 
 
 
Adobe: Where every day is zero day
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Manny Machado and Jonathan Schoop celebrate their win by ... play fighting each other. Guys, you're on the same side
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Federal judge: Hey, GOP, here's that politicized ruling against Obamacare that you asked for. Hey, why are you crying? Is this a bad time? Should I have waited to issue this until later?
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Tue May 10, 2016
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
In all honesty you're not really an iFanboy until you have a Mac Museum that has over 200 vintage Apple computers in it
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(Fark Shop)
 
 
 
Fark Store Daily Deal: HDR Projects 4 Pro software. Create 82 versions of your photo automatically and edit from there. For those of us needing more fuel for our OCD. (Sponsored Link)
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
AB's latest product is watered-down, tasteless, fairly bitter, and covered in a garish wrapper that smacks of insecurity and an inflated ego
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Sun May 08, 2016
(Kotaku)
 
 
 
After the Call of Duty: Infinite Warfare reveal trailer gets a record 450,000+ dislikes in a few days, Activision CEO responds with ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Angel Stadium sets a Guinness world record for the largest group of people (27,898) using selfie sticks. Good job, Angels fans. One day we'll look back on this as our decade's "Macarena World Record" moment
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Sat May 07, 2016
(Oregon Public Broadcasting)
 
 
 
Bundy wife: ZOMG, they're wasting away in jail. They're skinny and frail. Bundy lawyer: ZOMG, they're emaciated. Jail records: They've gained 10 and 20 pounds
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(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
Freedom-fighting Dildonian busted by FBI for possession of stolen fully-automatic .50 caliber freedom machine plus a cache of libertysplosives
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Fri May 06, 2016
(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
Krispy Kreme launches doughnut dispensing machine in England. The most American thing ever, and it's in England. WTF Krispy Kreme, WTF?
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Thu May 05, 2016
(Headlines & Global News)
 
 
 
Jealous of Obama's weather machine, United Arab Emirates considers building artificial mountain to create rain
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Now we know why machines want to rise up and kill humanity
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
David Duke congratulates Trump on "usurping the Jewish supremacists who control the country"
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(Mental Floss)
 
 
 
Fire up the Wayback Machine and set it for Edina, Minnesota in 1956. Why Edina, you ask? Simple: It was where the very first mall, the Southdale Center, opened in America (w/video)
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Tue May 03, 2016
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Hedge fund manager claims he feels very worried that machines will take over global workforce, but optimistic that finance profession will be A-OK. "Most people in the bulk of the job market are not involved in super-high-value jobs"
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Mon May 02, 2016
(WFAA Fort Worth)
 
 
 
Unresolved environmental issues aside, this Keurig-like machine creates perfect, piping-hot, organic corn tortillas at the rate of one a minute. SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY NOW
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Note to Mike Pelfrey: Umpires making 'out' calls are not actually offering fist bumps. We appreciate the player-umpire diplomacy, though
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
"Northern California authorities have arrested a 31-year-old Alabama man for allegedly wielding a machete after an argument over dog feces"
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(NBC Sports)
 
 
 
Manny Machado and J.J. Hardy find an inventive new way to get an out at first. Now THAT'S how to spice things up a bit
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Sat April 30, 2016
(Imgur)
 
 
 
Photoshop these Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade watchers, 1969
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Fri April 29, 2016
(NBC Sports)
 
 
 
Manny Machado shows the White Sox his best tennis impression. Behold the Grand Slam
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(South Jersey Courier-Post)
 
 
 
Lawsuit over coin counting machine doesn't add up
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Thu April 28, 2016
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
Video
 
Young lady shocked by the speed of macaque
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Always a former Secretary of State scorned, Madeleine Albright unleashes epic smackdown of Trump's foreign policy speech
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Wed April 27, 2016
(11 Alive)
 
 
 
Carrying a machete and a live chicken when greeting police? That's worth getting shot for - at least in Georgia
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Toronto Raptors trail for the first 44 minutes of Game 5, ignite the afterburners, reach Mach 1
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(Nature World News)
 
 
 
Restaurants in China that used robots to make and serve food have shut down. Apparently people prefer to be completely ignored by another human rather than a machine
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(Fark Shop)
 
 
 
Fark Store Daily Deal: Pay What You Want: Apps bundle for Mac - photo editing, 3D modeling, website WYSIWYG, record streaming music, & more. But no flying cars. I was promised flying cars (Sponsored Link)
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(War is Boring)
 
 
 
Watch an F-22 run the famous Mach Loop in Wales. F-35 reportedly still stuck in that roundabout from European Vacation
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(Investors Business Daily)
 
 
 
Ruling expected soon on little-known case that could cause major problems for ObamaCare
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Starbucks creates a keyboard app with 28 coffee-inspired emojis, somehow finding a way to make ordering an iced venti caramel machiatto that much more complicated
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Tue April 26, 2016
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Self-described Catholic "church militant" posted a new video in which he thanks God for giving his mother stomach cancer and dying so that he would be brought back to the Catholic Church that also "cured" him of his homosexuality
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Mon April 25, 2016
(Slate)
 
 
 
Facebook is losing its intimacy. But if you get intimacy from Facebook you have bigger problems
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(Kotaku)
 
 
 
In a bid to gain legitimacy as a serious competition, professional StarCraft now has its own match-fixing scandal
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Sun April 24, 2016
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Manny Machado is in the top five in batting average, on-base percentage and slugging, and leads all of baseball in OPS and total bases. Just so you don't think he's a one-dimensional player, he can also fire a laser to 1st base from his knees
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Fri April 22, 2016
(ABC 15)
 
 
 
Stealing from arcade game machines might have been a lucrative crime in 1983, but today all you will end up with is $18 and getting caught by cops with your hand stuck up the machine
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(The Week)
 
 
 
The reason why ObamaCare is sputtering and health insurance companies like UnitedHealth are leaving the health care exchanges is because of an inadequately funded policy. Nothing else
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(Shanghaiist)
 
 
 
Apparenty China has turned on its giant smog machine and sucked all the smog out of the eastern part of the country and dumped it in the western part
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Thu April 21, 2016
(YouTube)
 
 
 
If you were drunk, behind the wheel, car running, stopped at a red light, you could be convicted for drunk driving. Why do people still think that using their texting machine is okay in stopped or slow traffic?
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Wed April 20, 2016
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Not news: Prisoner files lawsuit claiming the "inhuman" conditions he's being held in violate his human rights News: Norwegian white supremacist and mass-murderer Anders Breivik. Who killed 77 people. Fark: This being Norway, he WON
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Cougar tries out Mountain Lion
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Tue April 19, 2016
(Deadline)
 
 
 
New Netflix time travel series, created by SG1 series creator and starring Eric McCormack. Characters travel through time by sending their consciousness' into people. Not at all like Quantum Leap. (Just hire Scott Bakula and get it over with)
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
United Healthcare drastically reducing their participation in Obamacare due to customer demand for their services
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Tuesday Interlude: Norm Macdonald
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Mon April 18, 2016
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Monday Interlude: Danny MacAskill
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Upcoming Russian superhero film features a bear with a machine gun. No mention of cavalry
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Fri April 15, 2016
(Adweek)
 
 
 
In her off time, "Lily" of AT&T commercial fame documents plight of Syrian refugees, directs commercials for Cracker Barrel Mac and Cheese, stars in Farkers' personal fantasies
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(The Week)
 
 
 
Last night's Democratic debate summary. "Clinton: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ Sanders: (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻"
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Thu April 14, 2016
(Popular Science)
 
 
 
Metal-munching microbes might manufacture machines on Mars
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Wed April 13, 2016
(Polygon)
 
 
 
Hey Beavis, look at this old arcade machine these guys restored. Pretty cool, huh? Whoa, Butthead, is this game like, about us?
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Tue April 12, 2016
(Montreal Gazette)
 
 
 
Southwest Airlines orders five full-flight simulators from CAE to train pilots, United will still continue to use planes parked on the tarmac to simulate real world conditions
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Sun April 10, 2016
(Austin News KXAN)
 
 
 
Texas teacher resigns after arrest prompted by video of her repeatedly smacking student on the head and calling him "idiot ass" in class. Now she's free to run for Texas Board of Education slot
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Sat April 09, 2016
(Fark Shop)
 
 
 
Fark Store Daily Deal: iSafe Drive 64GB. Thumb drive for backing up your iPhone and expanding your iPhone storage. I need this yesterday. (Sponsored Link)
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Fri April 08, 2016
(Wimp)
 
 
 
11-year-old twins jam out on trumpets. Apparently, the other children merely play their instruments like soulless machines
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(The Daily Caller)
 
 
 
Transparent Hillary Clinton hits reporters with white noise machine so they can't hear her speech to donors
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Thu April 07, 2016
(Tallahassee Democrat)
 
 
 
"Sarah A. Edwards, 22, faces charges of molesting a coin operated machine and grand theft"
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Donald Trump brings his White Hate Machine back to New York to stir up the masses, just like Hitler did back in the 30s and 40s
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(Inverse)
 
 
 
Mac owners can now play AAA title computer games
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Wed April 06, 2016
(New York Magazine)
 
 
 
In California, birth control prescriptions are now available from your pharmacists. So you can stop asking for them at the bank or the car dealership, if that's what you were doing before
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
New studies conclude several millions years ago, a series of nearby supernovae explosions rained radioactive particles down on Earth, and might have kick-started a major climactic shift
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Macaulay Culkin is talking about 'early retirement' and deals with his fame by taking long walks at night
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Tue April 05, 2016
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Sorry naysayers, but the 'boogeyman' that is Obamacare has not uprooted employer coverage at all
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Mon April 04, 2016
(Yorkshire Post)
 
 
 
Thieves arrested for breaking into slot machines after taking selfies of themselves doing it; police chief busts out soundbite he had probably working on for weeks: "We knew we hit the jackpot when we investigated these lemons"
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
After the pharmacy company raises the price on drugs designed to let suffers of terminal illness die a peaceful death, a local advocacy group opts for a do it yourself approach
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Sun April 03, 2016
(WWE)
 
 
 
Undertaker is already walking to the ring to face Shane-O-Mac, Dean Ambrose is preparing to get Borked, and whoever wins between Triple Gagne and Stupid Sexy Roman, we all lose when we watch Wrestlemania 32, live on PPV and WWE Network
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Fri April 01, 2016
(Geekologie)
 
 
 
How can you make destroying a washing machine with a brick more amusing? Googly eyes
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(YouTube)
 
Video
 
Marzipan's Answering Machine #17
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
"Sign the f*cking loyalty pledge, Donald." Trump: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ "SIGN THE F*CKING PLEDGE" (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
While you were busy worrying about Diebold's electronic voting machines, this guy spent the past decade manipulating Central and South American elections, and his boss is in talks with a U.S. candidate
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Thu March 31, 2016
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
18 toothbrushes in one patient's stomach? Well, Oral B. (Some graphic pics)
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(San Luis Obispo Tribune)
 
 
 
There aren't many 95-year-old WWII pilots still around. There are even fewer still actively flying. "We save a little time when we go places ... my wife, she thinks it's barbaric to drive to Los Angeles." Now get off his tarmac
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(TVLine)
 
 
 
Tonight, on Legends of Tomorrow, Ray, Sandra, and Sara are stranded in the 1950's, which is ironic considering that Rip Hunter has a time machine (CW 8ET)
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Manny Machado is insanely good at baseball and he has fun playing it, too. Laugh and the world laughs with you
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Wed March 30, 2016
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
I'm not saying Obamacare made it worse for veterans to get services with the VA. But something did
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Turns out people Obamacare was meant for ended up getting sick but they also could afford the medical care they needed. Huh, well whaddya know? A government program that worked as intended? What is this sorcery?
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(WTVR)
 
 
 
Woman dies, man injured in James River 'drowning machine'. Whose marketing department came up with that name?
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Tue March 29, 2016
(The Big Story)
 
 
 
Avicii says 2016 will be his last year hitting Macbook buttons in public
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Researchers performing necropsies on sperm whales washed up on the beach discover their stomachs contain fishing nets, car parts, plastic buckets, wooden puppet, crickets
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(AOL)
 
 
 
Magnets: how do they work in my stomach?
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Sun March 27, 2016
(Politico)
 
 
 
Ted Cruz has no idea what to do if Obamacare is repealed
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
To the traditional sounds of an English Easter - the drone of lawnmowers, the smack of leather on willow - has been added a new sound: the roar of a single motorcycle attempting to break the world Wall Of Death speed record
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