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295 headlines found matching 'mac'
Fri April 28, 2017
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(Salon)
 
 
 
Supreme Court takes a giant steaming dump on Trump lawyer's white supremacist fantasyland where brown people can lose their citizenship for lying
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Paul Ryan: I thought passing Obamacare's repeal would be easier
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Obamacare defeats Trumpcare. This is not a repeat from one month ago
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
They need to realize that no one in the rest of the world can tell the difference between a Macedonian and an Albanian
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Thu April 27, 2017
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
New House Obamacare repeal bill is already flatlining on the Senate EKG unit
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Le Pen is mightier in the polls than Macron
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Wed April 26, 2017
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
House GOP swears that an Obamacare repeal deal is "near". Whoa, hey guys, no need to be racist
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(Vox)
 
 
 
Republican lawmakers fight to preserve Obamacare pre-existing condition protections...for themselves. You? Enjoy your complimentary Ziploc coffin
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Tue April 25, 2017
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
For some reason Russian hackers are targetting French presidential candidate Macron and NOT Putin's lapdog Le Pen
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Macron is already acting like victory is in the bag, draws widespread criticism from left and right for shallow, arrogant behavior after visiting brasserie. No word if he recommended citizens eat cake
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(Vox)
 
 
 
Trump slashing Obamacare subsidies would cost taxpayers billions
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Germany cheers on Macron's victory, citing that they're sick and tired of invading France just to deal with this shiat
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Mon April 24, 2017
(NBC Sports)
 
 
 
Okay gang, you're a Red Sox pitcher and a totally legal slide by Manny Machado accidentally injures your star second baseman. What to do? Throw a 90 mph fastball at his head, of course
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Sun April 23, 2017
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The Big Red (troll) Machine
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Sat April 22, 2017
(NYPost)
 
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Man volunteers to be hooked up to a labor pain simulation machine, and it's a scream
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Fri April 21, 2017
(Spike)
 
 
 
Friday Night MMA: Bellator 178 Daniel Straus vs Patricio Pitbull IV for the featherweight title. Also Ilima-Lei MacFarlane vs Jessica Middleton. Prelims stream at 7 PM ET, main card on Spike TV at 9 PM ET. LFA 9 follows on AXS TV
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
White supremacists have taken over Uncle Sam imagery for their nefarious ends
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Thu April 20, 2017
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Do you know what an immaculate inning is? Let Reds' pitcher Drew Storen show you
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Gee, Paul, what are we going to do today? The same thing we do every day, Mitch: TRY TO REPEAL OBAMACARE
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(NBC DFW)
 
 
 
Frisco has this cool new car vending machine which is gonna suck when it doesn't work right and you're standing there banging on the window, hoping the car will fall in the slot
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Wed April 19, 2017
(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Apparently driverless cars still won't comprehend crossing guards, but they will know how to smack a prostitute
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Silicon Valley startup selling $400 machine that makes juice from packets of chopped fruit hits snag when public realizes you can make the same juice by squeezing the packet with your $0 hands
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
The latest Congressional failure to repeal Obamacare may happen as early as next week
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Tue April 18, 2017
(The Hill)
 
 
 
♫The devil went down to Georgia, he was looking for souls to steal, but he changed his mind, and swiped voting machines because THIS IS NOT NORMAL IN A DEMOCRACY
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Mon April 17, 2017
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Are you a side sleeper? Back sleeper? Stomach sleeper? Your sleeping position reveals a lot about you
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Trump considering making Obamacare explode immediately versus killing it by a thousand cuts
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Sun April 16, 2017
(MSN)
 
 
 
Want to know how to fix Obamacare? Ask Alaska
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Sat April 15, 2017
(NBC News)
 
 
 
So the head of DeVos' Office of Civil Rights is a white supremacist
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(Hartford Courant)
 
 
 
Man printing out photos of child porn at the local pharmacy apparently got so excited he was foaming at the mouth
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Fri April 14, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Let's take a trip in the time machine back to 1997 to see how conservative columnists covered allegations that China funneled money to the Clintons
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Obamacare Repeal is the "Zombie Bill" that's chasing the GOP, they can't kill it because that would outrage their base, but they can't agree enough to revive it. They'd shoot it in the brain, but none of them is quite sure what one of those is
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Thu April 13, 2017
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Truck dumps foam tomahawks on the highway, blocking 2 lanes of I-75 and giving Atlanta drivers a glimpse of the traffic horror show that will commence when the Braves open their new county-funded traffic jam machine tomorrow
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Pearl Mackie just alienated herself from Doctor Who fans because she assumed the TARDIS ran on space gas
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
And here we see Anderson Cooper dumbfounded as the President of the United States says with no trace of irony, "I realized diplomacy is not so easy"
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(New York Magazine)
 
 
 
Trump says he may freeze subsidies to the poor until Democrats repeal Obamacare. Claims voters will blame the Democrats for the ensuing crisis. DO IT
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Wed April 12, 2017
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
In bid to reassure nervous European allies that the U.S. isn't abandoning them to Russian machinations, Secretary of State Tillerson asks why U.S. taxpayers should care if Russia takes over Ukraine. Yeah, that didn't help
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Tue April 11, 2017
(Smithsonian Magazine)
 
 
 
At 25 years old, The Addams Family pinball machine is still the industry leader. Here's why
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Freedom Caucus chair says that a deal 'close' on ObamaCare repeal
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(WWE)
 
 
 
Will Sami Zayn skank to the ring tonight? Is Charlotte about to wear blue? Could The New Day rock Tuesdays? Check out part 2 of the Superstar Shakeup on SmackDown Live, tonight at 8PM ET on USA
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
What's the worst start to an interview you could possibly imagine? Smacking your famous interviewee across the face before even asking a question might come in at number one
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Mon April 10, 2017
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
You're not going to believe this, but when it comes to things like preexisting conditions, guarantee issue and medical underwriting, House Republican leadership is now supporting Obamacare. MA WE NEED THE FAINTING GOATS
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(Hindustan Times)
 
 
 
Call center scam artist named "Shaggy" unloads his assets and tries to disappear in his mystery machine, and he would have gotten away with it too if it hadn't been for those meddling Interpol RCNs
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Trump's Syria bombing is apparently throwing a monkey wrench in Putin's current political machinations in both Russia and Syria. What may happen at this point is anyone's guess which means Trump could get lucky
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(Nola.com)
 
 
 
Terry Gilliam be mackin'
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Sat April 08, 2017
(Chron)
 
 
 
Time machine for sale, needs tires, has rebuilt flux capacitor. No lowballs, I know what I got here
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Fri April 07, 2017
(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
If you put money in a machine at the casino and let your friend hit the button, it won't be your jackpot and she won't be your friend for very long
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Thu April 06, 2017
(KOIN Portland)
 
 
 
Police were baffled by narcotic thefts at pharmacy until meeting the pharmacist. Mighty fine police work there, Lou
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Aetna agrees to drop out of Obamacare in Iowa to coincide with the 2018 midterms
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Kevin Pillar robs Manny Machado, Eats fence
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Wed April 05, 2017
(Slate)
 
 
 
Seth Meyers shares everything you need to know about right wing propaganda machine Breitbart but were afraid to ask or afraid to have in your browser history
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
After 1.75 miles, world's largest tunnel-cutting machine finally breaks through to the other side. Behold the boring video
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
How pharmaceutical companies protect their high prices; register your complete shock and surprise to the right
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Trump may not be popular, but you know what is? Obamacare. Obamacare is popular
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Tue April 04, 2017
(WWE)
 
 
 
How will AJ Styles celebrate defeating Shane McMahon at WrestleMania? How will Bray Wyatt retaliate against Randy Orton after losing the WWE Championship at WrestleMania? Will we hear violins? Find out on WWE Smackdown, 8 PM ET on USA
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(Politico)
 
 
 
"NAFTA could be Trump's next Obamacare." So, another bipartisan humiliating loss?
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(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
And after only one game of the MLB season we have the first Manny Machado defensive highlight. And it's a spectacular one
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(Austin Statesman)
 
 
 
Late night infomercial giant Ronco (Veg-O-Matic, Beef Jerky Machine, Rotisserie, etc...) files for IPO. But wait, there's more
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Pence may win over Freedom Caucus members by allowing states to get Obamacare waivers
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Mon April 03, 2017
(Metro)
 
 
 
Looks like Pearl Mackie's companion was as bad as Jenna Coleman's companion [WARNING: Potential spoilers]
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(Click On Detroit)
 
 
 
Robber: Gimme all your money. Teller: (walks away). Robber: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ (walks away)
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Sun April 02, 2017
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Trump woke up and got on Twitter, vowing the "love and strength" of the GOP will repeal Obamacare. So, love and strength is basically the new thoughts and prayers
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Sat April 01, 2017
(Multichannel News)
 
 
 
Court overturns FCC rule on unwanted faxes. Prepare for a deluge of spam on the fax machine you haven't used since 2005
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
The counties where Obamacare is falling apart look like a Trump election map
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Thu March 30, 2017
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Jessie Jackson smacks Dutch tourist with his cane for no apparent reason
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Wed March 29, 2017
(WWE)
 
 
 
Will Kassius Ohno cause The Drifter to drift away from NXT? Who will win the tag team title triple threat preview match? Will Heavy Machinery demolish the competition? "Wrasslin' Wednesday" begins at 8pm ET with NXT on WWE Network
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(Digital Spy)
 
 
 
Pearl Mackie, the Doctor's new companion, was told not to watch old episodes so she can bring something fresh to the series
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Kyle MacLachlan talks about living with David Lynch through Paul Atreides, Jeffrey Beaumont, Agent Dale Cooper, and now Agent Cooper again. "I think in some ways, I am an extension of him, and give him the opportunity to move through those worlds"
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Tue March 28, 2017
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Kansas lawmakers vote to expand medicaid provisions under Obamacare since I guess we're just living in a socialist hell-scape now, Thanks Trump
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Obamacare repeal is not dead, is getting better, thinks it'll go for a walk
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Conservative goes on Anderson Cooper to boast Obamacare is in a death spiral, gets smacked down by Robert Reich who demands things like evidence, proof, and explanations
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(Townhall)
 
 
 
"Repeal and replace Obamacare" made a nice campaign sound bite, not least because of the alliteration. How do you do it, though, once government-sponsored insurance has become part of the living-room furniture?
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(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Ever wonder why you have to remove your laptop from your bag at the airport X-ray machine?
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Mon March 27, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
This week in the Federal Courts: Fear of needles is not a disability for pharmacists, a 16-year-old's 155-year sentence is unconstitutional, and the 10th Circuit takes a firm stance on qualified immunity
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(National Geographic)
 
 
 
If not for a selfie, macaque might still be languishing in obscurity... ~giggle~
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
How the rightwing media saved Obamacare. Wait, what?
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(Vanity Fair)
 
 
 
Elon Musk (and Bill Gates and Stephen Hawking) believes A.I. is a direct threat to humanity, and that his quest for space vehicles is aimed at Mars colonization so humanity has a place to escape when the machines take over
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Trump's Obamacare repeal is re-imagined as a D&D game gone awry. Check out next week when Prince Trump (R-avnos) blows all his illusions covering a secret Tzimisce connection in a Vampire: The Masquerade LARP session
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Sun March 26, 2017
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
A long-rumored StarCraft remaster for computers has finally been unveiled by Blizzard Entertainment. Behold, the nerdgasms have begun
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Sat March 25, 2017
(Politico)
 
 
 
"The GOP was counting on wiping out nearly $1 trillion in Obamacare taxes to help finance the sweeping tax cuts they've got planned for their next legislative act. And now it's unclear where all that money will come from." Fark needs a "ha-ha" tag
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
GOP Defeats Obamacare
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Fri March 24, 2017
(Gothamist)
 
 
 
Your real estate industry wants steak
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Rep. Nunes realizes he's farked one way or the other, backs off his claims. If you remember they were "yes, Donald Trump was wiretapped." "No, Donald Trump wasn't wiretapped" and "Maaaaaaybe?? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯" Tune in to find out which excuse won
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
And just when it looked like all hope was lost for Obamacare, twin roosters tails of dust were spotted on the horizon accompanied by the throaty roar of a Trans-Am's engine going full out
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Physicists prove that absolute zero is as unattainable as propelling a rocket to the speed of light, or repealing Obamacare
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
White supremacy spokesman: "White supremacy is a religion of peace." Sometimes, a single facepalm just ain't gonna cut it
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Thu March 23, 2017
(Mashable)
 
 
 
Based on this Apple patent MacBooks are on their way to becoming glorified iPhone docks
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Who Has The Better Cabinet? President Trump or President Camacho from Idiocracy?
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Despite overnight scrambling, as of this morning, Republican House "no" vote counts on Obamacare repeal sit at 36, well above the 22 vote threshold needed to kill the bill
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Oklahoma state representative calls rape and incest "the will of God." ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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Wed March 22, 2017
(Chew Boom)
 
 
 
It's time to Mac America Saucy Again. McDonald's is selling Big Mac sauce as well as Filet-O-Fish, and McChicken sauces in grocery stores There's just one catch. Only in Canada
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Tue March 21, 2017
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Was Machiavelli actually not very Machiavellian?
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Georgia nonprofit was duped into unwittingly giving white supremacist Richard Spencer $25,000 after an anonymous donor gifted them the money with specific instructions
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(TSN)
 
 
 
War Machine facing life in prison, which will make his recovery from paralysis that much harder
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(McClatchy DC)
 
 
 
The FBI Russia probe will also investigate the Western wing of Russia's propaganda machine, Breitbart and Infowars
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Mon March 20, 2017
(Lincoln Journal Star)
 
 
 
Getting rid of old medicine getting easier; take it to your pharmacy any day. Or just give them to pilled out Pete. That guy will take anything
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Sat March 18, 2017
(Dangerous Minds)
 
 
 
Let's set the Wayback Machine to the days of "Follies on Ice" with showgirls, men in drag, an ice-skating chimpanzee, a robot, and Elvis. It was like a circus with even more glitter and spangles. You know...the good ole days
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(Reveal News)
 
 
 
NOT NEWS: Punch-magnet white supremacist shames welfare. NEWS: Wearing bootstraps funded by millions in government subsidies. FARK: Paid to his family-owned cotton farm in Louisiana
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Fri March 17, 2017
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
American League batters beware - Manny Machado is already in mid-season defensive form
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(AutoBlog)
 
 
 
The American auto industry says that thanks in part to Trump, they'll soon return to the glory days of the '70s, where American cars were the best engineered machines in the world
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(Network World)
 
 
 
DARPA plan would reinvent not-so-clever machine learning systems
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Thu March 16, 2017
(Salon)
 
 
 
Trump's response when Fox News' Tucker Carlson confronts him on the devastating impact repealing Obamacare will have on those who voted for him: "Oh, I know"
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Sixties pop star Gerry Marsden of Gerry and the Pacemakers collapses onstage four years after his last heart operation. Maybe doctors should put one of those whatchamacallits in his chest
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(Time)
 
 
 
McDonald's claims their Twitter account was hacked after tweet makes Trump grimace
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Wed March 15, 2017
(National Post)
 
 
 
Russian oligarch who purchased Trump's Palm Beach mansion for way above market price, admits his plane and Trump's shared a tarmac in North Carolina days before the election, but totally did not meet or anything, trust him
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(Adweek)
 
 
 
Dallas bookstore uses clickbait (Litbait) to troll people into reading classic, copyright-free novels. "When it's OKAY to slut shame single mothers" (Scarlet Letter). "This Italian politician makes Trump look like a saint" (Machiavelli's The Prince)
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Yankees fans begin trying to decide - Will it be Harper or Machado in 2018?
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Shepard Smith says it's "stunning" that after years of Republicans being united on fighting Obamacare, they can't agree on a replacement
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(MSN)
 
 
 
"Historical memorabilia related to General Douglas MacArthur were used by the participants in sexual acts"
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(Fark)
 
 
 
It's a cheeseburger macaroni Hamburger Helper kind of night, what weird box foods do you occasionally crave?
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Tue March 14, 2017
(CBS News)
 
 
 
As their Obamacare replacement cuts off funds for Planned Parenthood, Republicans want to reassure women that other clinics will step up to provide their low-cost breast exams, contraception and cancer screenings. Let's see how that worked in TX
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
If you hated Obamacare because your premiums went up too much, just wait until you try the new and improved 750% hike in Trumpcare
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Mon March 13, 2017
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Refined Gentleman that he is, President Trump lets it be known via the Twitter machine that he is distempered, nay, downright appalled, at the rudeness and lack of civility the uncouth media is displaying towards his designated liars
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(Politico)
 
 
 
WTF in Chief Donald Trump warns republicans that by repealing Obamacare they are "putting themselves in a very bad position"
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Thu March 09, 2017
(Twitter)
 
Video
 
Paul Ryan: The "fatal conceit" of Obamacare is that HEALTHY people with insurance subsidize SICK people's health costs
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Rand Paul introduces simple bill to full repeal Obamacare titled "Popcorn Dot Gif Act of 2017"
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The bar has now been set for "stupidest thing said during the Obamacare repeal debate." " Rep Jason Smith (Slow-MO) decrying Obamacare's tax on tanning beds, If Democrats are concerned about skin cancer "Why haven't they put a tax on the sun instead?"
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(Vox)
 
 
 
Is Obamacare really failing?
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(C-SPAN)
 
 
 
For some reason Paul Ryan is acting like your boring poli sci teacher explaining obamacare repeal
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Radio Shack has filed its annual bankruptcy papers. Right now they are running a big sale on fax machines and dial-up modems which they hope will help turn things around
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Former legislative candidate: "Obamacare is bad, repeal it." Doctor: "Your cancer is possibly in remission, good thing you have Obamacare to help pay your million dollar bill." Former legislative candidate:"Maybe Obamacare isn't so bad after all"
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Comey: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ Privacy? What the hell is that?
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Wed March 08, 2017
(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
Snapchat upsets users by adding makeup to users with the "Marie Curie" filter, because MAC and ULTA deserve Nobel prizes too
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(CNN)
 
 
 
GOP ObamaCare replacement at least has a critical tax break for corporate executives struggling to pay their bribes to lobbyists
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Everyone can relax now, the GOP is not replacing Obamacare completely, just the parts that actually work
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
It looks like the most effective way to save Obamacare is simply to label whatever awful "replacement" the GOP comes up with as "Trumpcare" and sit back and let the Narcissist-in Chief do all the heavy lifting to kill it
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
President Trump (R) in January:"There will be health insurance for everybody. Much less expensive than Obamacare and much better." White House Budget Director Mulvaney (R) in March:"Insurance for ordinary people is not really the end goal"
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(National Review)
 
 
 
The Uber-conservative National Review "If you want to see political malpractice in action, you don't have to read Donald Trump's latest tweet - just look at the mess Republicans have made of replacing Obamacare"
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(Townhall)
 
 
 
Columnist Charles "C-Unit" Krauthammer says the GOP healthcare bill is Obamacare Lite. Bonus: Says the GOP should pass it anyway. Double Bonus: Because this is all FDR, Eisenhower, and Obama's fault
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(WDSU New Orleans)
 
 
 
Appeals court rules NOLA can remove white supremacy, Confederate memorials as public nuisances. Sons of Confederate Veterans lose again
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Tue March 07, 2017
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Right-wing House Republicans not happy with slow progress of Obamacare repeal so they're gonna build their own ACA repeal bills. With blackjack. And hookers
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Trump approves of RINObamacare 2.0, setting the stage for a Derpstitutional Crisis
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(Breitbart.com)
 
 
 
Why Democrats will eventually come to love Obamacare Lite
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(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Want to fire a fully automatic submachine gun out a slightly open window of a small plane in flight? Then come to Florida my friend, come to Florida
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Thanks to Trump's war against immigrants and Obamacare, a lot of poor white trash in red states are going to die horrible, painful deaths from preventable illnesses
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(The Indy Channel)
 
 
 
Don't you just hate it when you swallow a pregnant spider and it gives birth in your stomach and now the babies are crawling out of your mouth and you can feel all eight legs crawling around in your throat and oh, yeah, you dropped acid an hour ago?
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Mon March 06, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
Finally, House Republicans have released their plan that will replace Obamacare. No, you don't need to know its cost yet, just enjoy the plan. What's that? Who's covered? I SAID JUST ENJOY THE PLAN
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Looks like there's a big-ass bus barreling towards Chief of Staff Reince Priebus. The well-oiled machine is constantly crashing and everyone - including Trump - is starting to point the finger at him
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Sun March 05, 2017
(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
We're firing up the Wayback Machine this week as Snack Food Sunday looks at the most popular snacks of each year going back to 1960. Deslided for your enjoyment
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Fri March 03, 2017
(Investors Business Daily)
 
 
 
ObamaCare's sudden popularity is a myth - Just 22% of actual enrollees like their ObamaCare plans
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
In a McFlurry of activity, McDonald's rolls out new ice cream machines
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Wed March 01, 2017
(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: I am 37. I was in an abusive marriage in my 20s; he was the only man I slept with; I am nervous about having sex again. I've finally found a man who wants intimacy, but I worry sharing this with him will send him away. What do I do?"
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
New "Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2" trailer featuring Fleetwood Mac, explosions, and Star Dad
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Tue February 28, 2017
(City Pages)
 
 
 
The new $1.1billion Minnesota Vikings stadium is a bird killing machine
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Breitbart, under the leadership of Stephen Bannon, purchased the trademark rights to the term "Big Gay Hate Machine"
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(WWE)
 
 
 
Who will go on to face Bray Wyatt for the WWE Championship at Wrestlemania? What will happen when John Cena goes on Miz TV? Will Becky Lynch beat Mickie James in a Two out of Three Falls match? Find out on WWE Smackdown, 8 PM ET on USA
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
House Majority Whip Steve Scalise says the leaked draft of the GOP's Obamacare replacement plan that circulated yesterday is "no longer viable" because you PEEKED and RUINED the surprise
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(AP)
 
 
 
With hundreds of administration jobs unfilled, Trump is tired of the whole thing, and just decides to leave them unfilled. That is some well-oiled machine you got there Donald
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Trump asks insurance companies to save us from Obamacare so that we can get the Affordable Care Act instead
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Mon February 27, 2017
(Washington Examiner)
 
 
 
Study shows 60% of ObamaCare defenders online are paid to post. WHERE'S MY PAYCHECK?
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(Vox)
 
 
 
Ex-Neo Nazi: Don't ignore white supremacists. When they talk about the "liberal media" what they really mean is the "Jewish media"
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(Time)
 
 
 
John Oliver compares the GOP's Obamacare replacement plan to "your dad in a thong"
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(KTVB Boise)
 
 
 
Dan Sevy, a Followers of Christ church member, said pharmaceuticals and medicine are a product from Satan. He went on to explain that pharmaceuticals are derived from the Greek word "pharmakeia," a word they say translates to witchcraft and sorcery
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Sun February 26, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Transgender wrestler Mack Beggs identifies as male. He just won the Texas state girls' title because Texas is stupid
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Fri February 24, 2017
(Lawrence Journal-World)
 
 
 
As the revolt in Brownbackistan gains momentum, rebel forces seize control of the state legislature and vote to accept Obamacare funds to expand Medicaid, and restore the tenure rights to public school teachers that were removed in 2014
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Types of mass transit commuters. #1: Meh. #2: Needs to get kicked off. #3: Kicked off. #4: Needs to be smacked and kicked off. etc
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(The Drive)
 
 
 
You know you are in the back woods when a person driving a sleigh reports that a man used his "flying machine" to cause a massive stampede of 1,500 elk and the reporter writes is as "yup, we live in the future"
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(Politico)
 
 
 
The leaked GOP Obamacare replacement plan is here, and if you or a loved one has a pre-existing condition and you can't pay for your treatment out of pocket, you should start planning your goodbyes
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Thu February 23, 2017
(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Even the Republican town halls are nice in MN: Oh you better don't stop supporting Trump and stop threatening to repeal Obamacare, I may have to vote Democratic next election, dontchaknow
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Trump: I saved the Air Force a billion dollars. Air Force: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Former leader of the Orangemen and Lord High Derper, John Boehner tells a conference of health care executives that a repeal and replacement of Obamacare is "not going to happen" adding under his breath "I told those dumb farks that years ago"
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(Jezebel)
 
 
 
CPAC Kicks out Richard Spencer, not because of his white supremacy views, or his glorification of fascism, but because he allowed himself to become an anti-conservative meme
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Wed February 22, 2017
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
French presidential candidate Macron accused of betraying British hospitality and making enemies, though it's not clear if he played the mamba, listened to the radio don't you remember, remember, we built this city we built this city on rock and roll
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Former white supremacists are helping others stop looking for Kyle
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Voter completely owns GOP Rep. Steve Womack: "You guys wasted a lot of money on Benghazi, waste a little on Trump" (w/video goodness)
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(The Stack)
 
 
 
Google makes bare metal data center GPUs available for machine learning
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Tue February 21, 2017
(WWE)
 
 
 
Who will win the Battle Royal for the chance to face Bray Wyatt at Wrestlemania? Will the Falls Count Anywhere match between Nikki Bella and Natalya end the feud? Will Alexa Bliss end Naomi's title reign? Find out on WWE Smackdown, 8 PM ET on USA
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
57 snow monkeys killed for having macaque in them
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(Bipartisan Report)
 
 
 
Trump's campaign website hacked because Trump is really on top of it. White House running like a smooth machine that only has some of its parts and no electricity
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Mon February 20, 2017
(The Week)
 
 
 
The Kremlin is concerned that their man in the Oval Office may not be the sharpest knife in the drawer. In fact,he may be a very dull butter knife who thinks he's a machete
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(Asahi Shimbun)
 
 
 
Immaculately preserved 1500-year-old stool unearthed in Nara ruins, measuring 35 cm long and 12 cm high. Visitors to museum will able to see a sample
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Sun February 19, 2017
(Denver Post)
 
 
 
OK, supposing these 278 pounds of marijuana are for your personal use, how do you explain the 2 lbs. of concentrate, the e-cig cartridges, vacuum sealer and bags, the scale, the cash-counting machine, and the stacks of currency totaling $65,119?
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Sat February 18, 2017
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Husband and wife members of Russian parliament defect to Ukraine, threaten to blow whistle on Putin machine's inner workings. No word yet on how much polonium FSB plans to use on them
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(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
Las Vegas introduces the nation's first Champagne vending machine. Perfect for making a toast after your 2 AM wedding
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Fri February 17, 2017
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
There are rules: You're not allowed to be a white supremacist when your Dylan Roof-like terror plot fails when you're 29 years old because your mom won't let you use her cell phone
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Subby learned two things about Norm MacDonald yesterday: (1) He owns a professional football team, (2) he's a way better announcer than Joe Buck
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
UnitedHealth accused of Medicare fraud that could reach into the billions of dollars. You may remember them as the company that left Obamacare last year complaining that it wasn't profitable enough
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Thu February 16, 2017
(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Why Andre the Giant wasn't a fan of the Macho Man's baby oil, and how he dumped a cooler full of urine on Dusty Rhodes
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(AOL)
 
 
 
Trump administration proposes massive changes to Obamacare, most of which had already been proposed by Obama
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
A Dodge Challenger Hellcat was so upset at losing a drag race to a Tesla, that it puked its guts all over the tarmac
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(ABC11 North Carolina)
 
 
 
Trump says administration running like "fine-tuned machine". Unclear how to adjust timing when cylinder 1 fires at random and other cylinders keep ejecting pistons
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
North Korea is "Macbeth with nukes." It should be noted Kim Jong-Un thinks Macbeth is an off-brand McDonald's
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
GOP finally comes up with a idea to pay for their Obamacare repeal: Tax everyone's employer-based health insurance as regular income
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Weekly movie discussion thread: Ex Machina. We'll try to do one of these weekly, and name the next week's movie so people who want to watch over the weekend can find it. It's like book club. So bring wine. Next week's movie: X-Men Apocalypse
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(Farktography)
 
Farktography
 
Theme of Farktography Contest No. 615: "Holy Macro!". Details and rules in first post. LGT next week's theme
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Wed February 15, 2017
(PCWorld)
 
 
 
Microsoft cancels Patch Tuesday rather than brick all of its customer's machines
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Tue February 14, 2017
(WWE)
 
 
 
Will John Cena overcome the odds once more and break Ric Flair's record? Will a new team emerge to challenge American Alpha? Will we see the return of Tripp Bradshaw? Find out on WWE Smackdown, 8 PM ET on USA
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(War is Boring)
 
 
 
Meet Machete, potentially the next airplane to be mounted to the Volkswagen-sized 30mm GAU-8 Avenger cannon made famous by the A-10 Warthog
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Mon February 13, 2017
(Tech Crunch)
 
 
 
Apple-aligned software developers increasingly declare freedom from Mac App Store, report minimal loss in sales after withdrawal, increased revenue thanks to avoiding Apple's mordida
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
White House adviser Stephen Miller: "We don't have judicial supremacy in this country." That is so true. Even our country's highest judicial court doesn't have the word "supreme" in its name
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Sun February 12, 2017
(Daily Kos)
 
 
 
Yertle flees Kentucky tarmac in an SUV to avoid protesting constituents, arrives at his home to discover the protesters were outside there too
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Fri February 10, 2017
(Vindy News)
 
 
 
Judge tells Trump not to question the legitimacy of judges when his own presidency itself is legitimately in question
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Wed February 08, 2017
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
France's Macron seen beating Le Pen in presidential runoff. I don't speak French, but isn't that headline a bit explicit?
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
One third of Americans don't know Obamacare and the ACA are the same thing. This is the same one third who thought Trump might make a good President and that Duck Dynasty is good entertainment
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Tue February 07, 2017
(YouTube)
 
 
 
It's Old Man yells at cloud vs Frank Burns in a debate over the future of Obamacare. 9pm eastern on CNN
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(ABC7 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Producers of Gong Show reboot are looking for performers, will hold open auditions at Glendale Galleria. Men, women, dancing machines of all ages welcome
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(Coming Soon)
 
 
 
Tonight on Comics TV: Iris continues to poke the bear on "The Flash" (CW 8EST) Later, Rip takes extreme measures to stop Trump on "Legends of Tomorrow" (CW 9EST) Finally, Coulson and Mac meet Tony Stark's LMD on "Agents of SHIELD" (ABC 10EST
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(WWE)
 
 
 
Will the polarizing guy from Boston defeat Randy Orton? What will be the latest in the bad romance between Carmella and James Ellsworth? Who will be the MVP of the 12-man tag team match? Find out on WWE Smackdown, 8 PM ET on USA
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(Digital Trends)
 
 
 
Car vending machine launches in Texas. Do not shake the machine when your F-150 gets stuck
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(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Mike Pence picks Betsy DeVos as Secretary of Edumacation
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Mon February 06, 2017
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
"So, we're going to need a bit more time to craft an acceptable alternative to Obamacare. Like, say until after the 2018 midterms. Wouldn't want to mess up any of our re-election chances, now would we?"
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Sat February 04, 2017
(Reuters)
 
 
 
There's a sale at Macy's, and Canada's Hudson's Bay has cash. Lots and lots of it
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(The Province)
 
 
 
"For those who have met one in person, there is one word that is universally used to describe Canadian astronauts: 'Nice.' That is not an accident. The days of macho fighter jocks gunning it to the moon are long over"
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Fri February 03, 2017
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Trump removes white supremacist groups from terror watch program, which will now only focus on Islamic groups
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
The sentient bowtie controlling Tucker Carlson conducts a sympathetic interview with white supremacist Milo Yiannopoulos, no doubt sizing up the Breitbart editor as a potential new host
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Thu February 02, 2017
(Jezebel)
 
 
 
Nancy Pelosi (D) decides that the call for less political correctness goes both ways, calls Steve Bannon a white supremacist during press conference. Twice
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Republicans quietly giving up on "Repeal and Replace", shift to "Repair" on Obamacare
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Trump's counter-terrorism efforts will focus exclusively on Islam, so that's good news for all the white supremacist Christian terrorists who want to attack mosques, minority churches, and anything else in the name of the alt-right
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Wed February 01, 2017
(ESPN)
 
 
 
With National Signing Day in college football comes the fax machine's last big stand
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(Computerworld)
 
 
 
Apple sold five Macs last quarter, generating a record profit of 7.2B
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Republicans fear alt-right white supremacist Steve Bannon also
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Tue January 31, 2017
(WWE)
 
 
 
Who will end up in the WWE Title match in two weeks at Elimination Chamber? What wacky hijinks will James Ellsworth and Carmella be up to this week? Will creative remember American Alpha? Find out on WWE Smackdown, 8 PM ET on USA
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(Engadget)
 
 
 
Barring changes, MacBook Pro Touch Bar barred from bar exam. Bar
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
A sheriff's deputy decides to use a force machine in a high school robotics class to test the trigger pull on a couple of his handguns. The Dumbass tag gives you a hint on what happened next
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Mon January 30, 2017
(Little Green Footballs)
 
 
 
Quebec mosque shooter "liked" Donald Trump and Theresa May on Facebook, so you can go ahead and start up the "your side is worse" flamewar macros
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
George HW Bush released from hospital immediately after losing Obamacare coverage
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(NewsChannel 5 Nashville)
 
 
 
McDonald's Big Mac Sauce bottles listed at up to $50K on eBay
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Sun January 29, 2017
(Politico)
 
 
 
Officials now believe that the leaked audio from the Obamacare repeal session at the GOP retreat came from an unidentified woman who showed up at the retreat, claimed to be the wife of a Congressman, and was given an all-access pass without question
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Fri January 27, 2017
(Action A Go-Go)
 
 
 
10 times white supremacy had its ass handed to it by pop culture. Come for white supremacy getting its ass handed to it by pop culture, and stay for white supremacy getting its ass handed to it by pop culture
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(FB Photos)
 
 
 
Photoshop this '60s-era coffee machine
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Thu January 26, 2017
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Do kids in high school even use lockers anymore? At least one does, as this guy turned his locker into an Arduino-based vending machine that can sell soda to his fellow students
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(Politico)
 
 
 
A change of rules at Voice of America will turn it into Trump's personal propaganda machine to the world - and now to the U.S. (at a cost of $800M annually to U.S. taxpayers)
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Wed January 25, 2017
(Beloit Daily News)
 
 
 
Meanwhile, Japan suddenly has a trade surplus after increased demand for its sex toy vending machines. Or lower oil prices. I'm sure it could be either one
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
With signing of Jarrod Saltalamacchia, the Blue Jays are the new owners of the longest name in MLB history. It's one of the best records to have
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Tue January 24, 2017
(WWE)
 
 
 
Will the match between Randy Orton and Luke Harper divide the Wyatt Family? What will be the fallout of the return of Mickie James? Will Smackdown end with a locker room clearing brawl? Find out on WWE Smackdown, 8 PM ET on USA
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(Politico)
 
 
 
The GOP Congress is struggling to come up with an Obamacare replacement that meets Trump's criteria of being a realistic down-to-earth plan that's completely off the wall and swarming with magic robots
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(CNN)
 
 
 
The county that had one of the highest percentage of Trump voters is also a county with one of the highest percentage of Obamacare users, but only because "the black bomb" "put a gun to their heads" to buy it
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Pharmaceutical companies: disgraced ex-CEO Martin Shkreli doesn't represent us. Shkreli: but I learned it by watching you
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Trump-supporting coal miners: WE HATE OBAMACARE. REPEAL IT NOW. Well, except that one part that helps people with black lung. *cough cough* Let's keep that, OK? BUT REPEAL EVERYTHING ELSE
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Networks debate whether or not they should continue interviewing emaciated ghoul and bullshiat fountain Kellyanne Conway
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Mon January 23, 2017
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
The first Obamacare replacement proposal is in, and it's ... Obamacare. Unless you live in a red state, in which case it's Thunderdome
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Bernie Sanders was wrong when he said repealing Obamacare would kill 36,000 every year. The number is actually 43,000
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Ultimately, the Pink Hats were genius, as they prevented the Trump propaganda machine from claiming the massive crowds gathered on the Capitol Mall to do anything other than protest his Presidency
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Japanese airplane will be stuck on the tarmac for another two years, narrowly missing the record set by American Airlines
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Sun January 22, 2017
(NPR)
 
 
 
Kellyanne Conway says Trump's plan to replace Obamacare involves turning Medicaid into a block grant program that states can run as they see fit. Or, as an"alternative fact," poor people are about to be screwed six ways to Sunday
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(White House)
 
 
 
What do hemp, tax returns, machine guns, and the emoluments act have in common? They're all brand new additions to the official Trump White House petition website. Bonus: 165k and counting have signed demanding Trump's tax returns be released
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Sat January 21, 2017
(Washington Free Beacon)
 
 
 
Reason No. 239,183 why Obamacare needs to be taken off the healthcare shelf: Average ACA deductible will jump 20% in 2017
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Fri January 20, 2017
(The Stack)
 
 
 
Mac-compatible 'Fruitfly' malware escapes detection for years
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Thu January 19, 2017
(Lexington Herald Leader)
 
 
 
Mitch McConnell is getting real tired of not answering questions about the replacement for Obamacare that isn't coming
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(Action News Jacksonville)
 
 
 
We haven't had a good "mom brings machete into day care" story in awhile
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
New survey shows only 22% of Americans want Obamacare repealed; this is a huge drop in support for the GOP's plan after red state voters learned the ACA that covered them was actually Obamacare
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Wed January 18, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
McDonald's introduces Big Mac, Mac Jr., Grand Mac, iMac, Freddie Mac, and Mac Tools. Still no sign of Cheese and Mac
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
In case you missed Elizabeth Warren smacking Betsy DeVos around like a redheaded stepchild, we have video
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Texas Congressman holds a meeting so "local people affected by ObamaCare" can "share their experiences with rising costs and loss of coverage and choice,". Texas Congressman didn't think his cunning plan all the way through
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(Zero Hedge)
 
 
 
What Trump is fighting against is even what Barack Obama fought against, yet it did what it wanted: The "Deep State" war machine
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The Official Inauguration Poem is out. "Come out for the Domhnall, ye brave men and proud, The scion of Torquil and best of MacLeod With purpose and strength he came down from his tower To snatch from a tyrant his ill-gotten power"
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Tue January 17, 2017
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
CBO: The GOP's plan to repeal Obamacare would make America great again for over 32M people
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(Blastr)
 
 
 
Tonight, on Agents of SHIELD, Director Mace's past as a Chippendale dancer comes back to haunt SHIELD. (ABC 10ET)
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(WWE)
 
 
 
Will Alexa Bliss escape the cage with the women's title? How many bags will James Ellsworth carry for Carmella? What is Shane McMahon's big announcement? Find out on WWE Smackdown, 8 PM ET on USA
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(The Local)
 
 
 
Norway has the second-highest priced Big Macs in the world. Of course, the only other option is lutefisk
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
This is why GOP has a hard time to find a replacement for Obamacare: The Affordable Care Act, also known as "Obamacare", is basically identical to the privatized mandate plan the Republicans were pushing for 40 years until Obama was elected
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
So how does The Mountain from "Game of Thrones" stay in headbashing shape during the offseason? By going on Italian television and trying to set a world record for longest washing machine toss
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Mon January 16, 2017
(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
Citing Rush Limbaugh at the premier source on reality, Gwinnett County Commissioner Tommy Hunter questions the legitimacy of John Lewis's congressional win in his gerrymandered republican district
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(Salon)
 
 
 
Congress is hearing it from all sides after right wingers realized that Obamacare was the same as the ACA
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(Slate)
 
 
 
After voting to repeal the Affordable Care Act, Colorado Congressman Mike Coffman (R-epugnant) sneaks out the back door prematurely when asked what he's going to replace Obamacare with
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Sun January 15, 2017
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Teen uses machete to circumcise himself and "injures himself in the process." Well, that probably goes without saying
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Exiled Hobbit and fifth tier My Little Pony villain Reince Priebus attempts to rewrite history and claim the GOP never once questioned President Obama's legitimacy or birthplace
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(From the Grapevine)
 
 
 
Remote African tribe laughs when they see a cartoon for the first time, because the humor created when a cat loves lasagna is universal
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Fri January 13, 2017
(Fark)
 
 
 
I'm going to be smack in the middle of this ice storm that's hitting the Midwest. Should ice accumulate on my satellite dish or other stuff, what's the best way to clean it off?
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Thu January 12, 2017
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Ranking all 124 episodes of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia. Your favorite isn't #1? Deal with it, biatches
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(The New York Observer)
 
 
 
The internet can't stop laughing at this Obamacare hater learning he has Obamacare
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(Canoe)
 
 
 
Your washing machine is spying on you
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(Brand Eating)
 
 
 
Burger King resurrects "BK Joe" brand name, challenge McDonald's and Starbucks for supremacy in premium coffee space
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Wed January 11, 2017
(AL.com)
 
 
 
News organizations ask 25 Alabama Trump voters, 25 California liberals to discuss politics, values. Come for hilarity; stay for the comments. "You can't talk to socialist communist black supremacist democrats. They have no common sense"
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(MSN)
 
 
 
You know Obamacare has problems when some enrollees in it want the act repealed
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Tue January 10, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Researchers captured a Japanese macaque male mounting a female Sika deer in an attempt to have sex. Guess their offspring would be a Sigma Chi err Sika Que
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(ScreenCrush)
 
 
 
Tonight, on Agents of SHIELD, Coulson and May search for answers in the Darkhold. Meanwhile, Fitz and Simmons finally get around to setting up their breakfast nook but Mace has other ideas for that space. (ABC 10ET)
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(WWE)
 
 
 
Will Cena overcome the odds against Corbin? Will they reveal who La Luchadora is? Can Ellsworth get Carmella another win? Will Orton find someone's gym bag? It's your Smackdown Live discussion thread, 8 PM ET on USA
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
To the left, a list of what the article's author believes to be the best sci-fi and fantasy books due out in 2017. To the right, a civil and cultured discussion of said author's parentage and alcohol/pharmaceutical consumption
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Donald Trump unites with RAND PAUL to fight Obamacare repeal. Toss in Marco Rubio and Lindsey Graham and it's like Derptron
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(New York Magazine)
 
 
 
Senate Nihilists: "Give us the Obamacare repeal NOW." 52 Dudes: "You don't HAVE the farking votes, dipshiats. We know you never did"
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
The health insurance lobby isn't fighting the Obamacare repeal because they're afraid of Trump
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(Extreme Tech)
 
 
 
After Apple completely ignores the Mac, you can take a guess at how well the user share is doing
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Mon January 09, 2017
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Just when you thought Apple users couldn't get more smug a MacBook Pro goes and saves a person's life
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(Daily Kos)
 
 
 
"Keep your Obamacare out of my Affordable Care Act," the Trump voters insisted
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Obama thinks Obamacare will last longer than Trump presidency
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Bobby Jindal explains how the GOP should repeal Obamacare quickly without replacing it
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Sun January 08, 2017
(Some Union guy)
 
 
 
Let's see, we've got our attacks underway on Obamacare, Medicare, Medicaid. Social Security? Yeah, that, too. Civil Service? That, too -- liberals pushed that through in 1871, starting this nation's decline
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(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
"Jimmy Fallon is a man-boy saddled with a pop culture obsession who believes life is a karaoke machine inside a frat house where everything is awesome; he high-fives, giggles, and claps like a trained seal. His shtick has grown tiresome"
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Sat January 07, 2017
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
People keep finding coins in their MacBooks and nobody knows why
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Fri January 06, 2017
(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Macomb County declares state of emergency over Fraser sinkhole. Apparently there's not enough tossed salads and scrambled eggs to fill it up
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Paul Ryan announces that there is a "Y'all women can go f*ck yourselves" provision in the Obamacare repeal
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Macy employees being fired in thousands due to poor holiday sales - tweet already you orange sob and save the day
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Thu January 05, 2017
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Paul Ryan promises Republicans will complete 'Obamacare' replacement this year. No word on if it will be replaced with a medical ponzi scheme, a wet sock, or plain good old nothing
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(C-SPAN)
 
 
 
And so it begins: Senate Votes 51-48 to repeal Obamacare
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(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
30 years ago, Mac Tonight made our stomachs rumble
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Tl;dr: Trump voters hate ObamaCare but they like their plan with ACA and Medicare coverage but don't let the poors have it
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Obamacare repeal will only cost taxpayers approx. 1,750 F-35s. Not including R&D of course. Of course the other costs are not having insurance and hospitals paying for charity care and this is looking like a bad idea. What's the repeal plan again?
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Marsha Blackburn (R-TN) tweets a poll to see how many people hate Obamacare. Hilarity ensues
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Wed January 04, 2017
(UPI)
 
 
 
Scientists successfully engineer human stomach tissue in lab, but say they need time to digest their findings
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Tue January 03, 2017
(Rare.us)
 
 
 
Rand Paul tell us how you really feel about repealing Obamacare and replacing it
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Jury selection begins Wednesday in criminal trial of man whose pharmacy shipped injectable meningitis around the country in 2012
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Mon January 02, 2017
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Nancy Pelosi says the "ball is in the GOP's court" over the Obamacare repeal, tries to gain points by using a sports metaphor
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Sun January 01, 2017
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
House Republicans get cold feet about winning their ObamaCare lawsuit. Something about responsibility
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Sat December 31, 2016
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Watching this turning machine shape a metal rod into a funky wave is WAY more fun than watching some ball drop in New York tonight
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(Mashable)
 
 
 
The MacBook's Consumer Reports verdict is just like its new keyboard: There's no Escape
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