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90 headlines found matching 'luck'
Fri July 29, 2016
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
"Hillary Clinton is the luckiest woman alive...compared to Trump she is an avenging angel driving a truck full of hot waffles. Compared to Hillary, Donald is a gigantic totalitarian flavored, mustard-gas clown balloon, bulging and hissing with death"
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Thu July 28, 2016
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Have you ever said "I love my iPhone camera, but I wish it came with Microsoft bloatware?" Well today is your lucky day
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Wed July 27, 2016
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Georgia entrepreneur wins $3 million in the lottery, winds up building a meth empire
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
McDonald's is FINALLY allowing people to walk through their drive-thrus
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Tue July 26, 2016
(CNN)
 
 
 
Rich kid's parents let him play with their money. Kid buys popular stocks, gets lucky, and still does a worse than a total market index fund. Of course CNN is amazed
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(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Stroh's beer returning to Detroit. If you've been holding out for the taste of sadness in a can, you're in luck
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Fri July 22, 2016
(ARCA Racing)
 
 
 
Looking for some entertaining short track racing and a lot of crashes and cars that probably shouldn't be raced? Well look no further, as the ARCA Series comes to Indianapolis Raceway Park for the Sioux Chief PowerPEX 200, live at 9 PM ET on FS1
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Thu July 21, 2016
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Mae Cynmru am swyddfeydd post
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
What was the very best play of Ken Griffey Jr.'s Hall of Fame career? Good luck picking just one
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Wed July 13, 2016
(TechnoBuffalo)
 
 
 
Apple Watch got you thinking "I wish one of their competitors would come out with something just as generic and unnecessary"? You're in luck
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(Geek & Sundry)
 
Video
 
"Starcher Trek" is as awesome as it sounds
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Sat July 09, 2016
(Jayski's Silly Season Site)
 
 
 
Pour yourself some Maker's Mark, turn the anti-48 and 18 idols to full, and rub the large testicles of your favorite squirrel for luck, the NASCAR Sprint Cup Series is in Kentucky for the FARK.com Uniting Friends In America 400, 7:30 PM ET on NBCSN
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Thu July 07, 2016
(Slate)
 
 
 
Dear Prudence, I'm a vegetarian but I have to attend a potluck where meat will be served. Should I not go? HALP
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Sarah Silverman lucky to be alive after some deep throating
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Mon July 04, 2016
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
77 years have passed since Lou Gehrig gave his 'Luckiest Man' speech. The New York Times called it "one of the most touching scenes ever witnessed on a ball field"
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
It's a dress made of pubes, in case you ever wondered what a dress made of pubes looks like: "I wanted to beat Lady Gaga for the title of most disgusting dress so I asked for people's pubic hair on Twitter"
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Sun July 03, 2016
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
July is here, which means the average person is having sex four times a week, right?
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Fri July 01, 2016
(BroBible)
 
 
 
Remember that body builder kid who could bench 180 lbs at age 6? Have you been up all night wondering what he's been up to? Well, today is your lucky day
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Wed June 29, 2016
(SportsBlog)
 
 
 
Andrew Luck becomes newest overpaid NFL quarterback with best contract we've ever seen
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(Oddity Central)
 
 
 
Chinese man spends a small fortune for special 'lucky' license plate, immediately gets pulled over by police 8 times in one day
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(National Geographic)
 
 
 
If you've ever wanted to see dinosaur feathers trapped in amber then today is your lucky day
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Tue June 28, 2016
(CBC)
 
 
 
Canada lifts requirement for Mexican visas effective December 1. Ha, good luck getting here with that wall in the way
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Tue June 21, 2016
(Fark)
 
 
 
Any library Farkers/Farkettes going to Orlando for ALA? Want to have a quick meetup? I'll be there but won't have time to organize a full-on Fark Party... but if you're there, let's see what we can work out for drinks - DIT
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(NBC New York)
 
 
 
Is your drug-addicted friend being held against her will in Queens? Grab a couple of friends, load up your car with rifles, handguns, body armor, night vision goggles, and drugs, and try your luck in the Holland Tunnel. That should do the trick
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Mon June 20, 2016
(Esquire)
 
 
 
It's like "Dewey defeats Truman," only instead of defeating him, he called him a pussy-ass biatch
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Sat June 18, 2016
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Get ready for FanKings.... or is it DraftDuel
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(Jayski's Silly Season Site)
 
 
 
ThorSport Racing has been on fire as of late, and with a little luck and some help from their friends, they just might take the big niblet when the NASCAR Truck Series comes to Iowa Speedway for the Speediatrics 200, 8:30 PM ET on FS1
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Fri June 17, 2016
(KSL Salt Lake City)
 
 
 
If you're in the market for a giant, fire-spitting scorpion car, today's your lucky day
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Thu June 16, 2016
(USA Today)
 
 
 
George Will tries to push Mitch Daniels as the Trump alternative for Republicans despite the fact that Purdue hasn't won a bowl game since 2011
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Bolivia tells Bill Gates to get the cluck out of here with his donations
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(Rochester Democrat and Chronicle)
 
 
 
Did you just spill gasoline all over yourself and your car? Well, now's the time to enjoy the explosive taste of a Lucky Strike cigarette
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Wed June 15, 2016
(Fark)
 
 
 
Deadline Day is here Did you finish your submission in time? Have you told that plucky, hope filled character he's getting killed off? Hey, I found my pants. It's your Fark Writer's Thread, Heart of Farkness Deadline Edition
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Tue June 14, 2016
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Stupid tag: Man names newborn son Naruto. Sad tag: Because it's the last show he and his brother watched before his brother died in a car accident. Florida tag: Them's the rules
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(Fortune)
 
 
 
The guy who loaded up on $160 LinkedIn calls just before the closing bell on Friday is either the luckiest options trader on the face of the earth, or he's got some explaining to do after he updates his profile
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Sun June 12, 2016
(Shanghaiist)
 
 
 
Sir Ian McKellen ... again looking for love in all the wrong places, this time he's trying to get married in a Shanghai marriage market
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Sat June 11, 2016
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Team USA for 2016 Olympics now down to Harry, Lucky, Benny, Chuck, and Grizz, with Pierre riding the bench
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Fri June 10, 2016
(Digital Trends)
 
 
 
If you've ever considered throwing your computer out the window after incorrectly entering your credit card information multiple times, today is your lucky day
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Wed June 08, 2016
(The Verge)
 
 
 
Four new elements named. Great, now I've got to get a new shower curtain
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Mon June 06, 2016
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Letter to Santa found in chimney during some remodeling. Fark: From 1925
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Fri June 03, 2016
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
According to the job description, the chosen candidate (AKA: the luckiest person alive) will "spend a three-month appointment researching, writing about, obsessing over and critiquing bacon"
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(Time)
 
 
 
A look at Thailand's "luk thep" doll culture
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Thu June 02, 2016
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Whole Foods is giving away free air guitars
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Wed June 01, 2016
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
US Soccer on gender pay inequality: You'll take the pay we give you and like it. You're lucky we pay you at all, so stop complaining
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
♫ Hooray for Bollywood. Luckily the music's not very good, so that any ISIS or freedom fighter, will flee in fright sir, at the opening notes of a tune. If you're bored and need a hobby, go annoy Wahhabis out by smoldering ruins. Hooray for Bollywood ♫
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Mon May 30, 2016
(Fark)
 
 
 
According to Facebook, my cute young-30s second grade teacher turned 70 today. I don't know if I feel worse about her or about me
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Sun May 29, 2016
(Fark)
 
 
 
Three headlines before 10am. I may be addicted. Also, Friday the 13th is my lucky day. Blown motor, ~$800 to drop a new one in if we can find a good one for a '93 Rodeo. So, I may be shopping for a new car. That's how luck works, right?
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Sat May 28, 2016
(Manquehue Institute)
 
 
 
Twitter users hatch hilarious #ChickenTrump tag: 'Make America Cluck Again'
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Have you ever wanted to own a 747? Do you have $415k in your rainy day fund? Then this might just be your lucky day
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Fri May 27, 2016
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Employee fired by text after working for company for 17 years finally gets the last laugh
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Thu May 26, 2016
(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
New petition calls for the Colorado governor to stop more people from moving there. Good luck with that, fella
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(Tech Insider (IO))
 
 
 
Have you ever wanted to go to a gym where you could get high while working out? Today is your lucky day
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Wed May 25, 2016
(Click On Detroit)
 
 
 
Michigan Legislators are considering a new proposal that would fine 'aggressive' panhandlers who continue to beg from a person who has told them 'no' up to $100. Good luck collecting that
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Tue May 24, 2016
(Kent Online)
 
 
 
I see your article about the girl drinking on her 18th birthday, and raise you the same news website posting an article about a cat eating a fish. IT'S STILL NEWS
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Someone gave you a negative review? Tried defamation threats? Tried going to their residence? Still no luck? There is a solution: Hire someone to copy the review, backdate it, post it to their website, and then send a DMCA takedown to the review site
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Mon May 23, 2016
(CBC)
 
 
 
One free year of TotalFark to anyone who can guess all 10 of these vintage game controllers. (Wait for it...)
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Fri May 13, 2016
(The Week UK)
 
 
 
Not a great day for those with friggatriskaidekaphobia - of course not to be confused with kjahfjkajklhfbalsfbaphobia which is the irrational fear of falling asleep on your keyboard
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Thu May 12, 2016
(Cleveland Plain Dealer)
 
 
 
Hark, the only Friday the 13th of the year is upon us. How will you spend it?
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Having decided the whole FBI/iPhone fustercluck made the government look stupid enough for the year, the government quits trying to fine a Wyoming guy $16 million for building a pond in his yard
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Wed May 11, 2016
(IFL Science)
 
Video
 
If you've ever wondered what would happen if you fired potassium bullets into water, then today is your lucky day
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Tue May 10, 2016
(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
Department of Justice shuts down psychic scammers. Apparently they didn't see it coming
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Sun May 08, 2016
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Today's special offer: 5% discount if you order in a Dalek voice
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Fri May 06, 2016
(Tales of the Cocktail)
 
 
 
Since its creation in 1890, the bat on the Bacardi label always had its head turned looking left. Until 2010 when it was turned right to symbolize the bat looking over the horizon at what's to come
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Thu May 05, 2016
(CosmosUp)
 
 
 
We have a lot of wacky weather here on Earth, giving us crazy things like thundersnow and fire-nados. But it turns out we are very lucky, because things get way weirder and wilder on other planets
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Mon May 02, 2016
(Fark)
 
 
 
Do you have incompetent coworkers? What have they done or not done?
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(Fark)
 
 
 
How early do you normally get to work? Or are you usually late? How long of a lunch do you take?
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(Alaska Dispatch News)
 
 
 
Good luck explaining to your insurance company that you crashed your car on the highway because you were startled by a life-or-death struggle between a marten and a chicken
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Sat April 30, 2016
(The News (Poland))
 
 
 
"This business will get out of control. It will get out of control and we'll be lucky to live through it"
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Thu April 28, 2016
(CBS News)
 
 
 
If you were on either JetBlue flight 583 or flight 584 on April 21, 2015, you don't know how lucky you are that you survived
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Wed April 27, 2016
(Vox)
 
 
 
To persuade the rich to accept more taxes, just remind them how lucky they are
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Tue April 26, 2016
(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
Want to combine two disgustingly sweet calorie bombs together? Well you're in luck because there are now 'Orange Crush' and 'A&W Root Beer' flavored Pop Tarts
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Mon April 25, 2016
(Politico)
 
 
 
Mainers: there's no way Maine Gov. Paul LePage could be any more of an anal bead plucked from Satan's own bunghole. Gov. LePage: Challenge accepted
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Sat April 23, 2016
(MSN)
 
 
 
Happy Birthday to the world's oldest tree, which turns 4,847 years young. Good luck finding it, though
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Thu April 21, 2016
(KGW Portland)
 
 
 
With a mega-quake about to hit, a super-volcano about to blow, the state of Washington can add a 1 million gallon tank of plutonium infused toxic waste about to rupture to their list of woes. Luckily it will empty directly into the Columbia River
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(The Local)
 
 
 
Hamlet's castle to host first overnight guests in four hundred years, as one lucky couple will be chosen to spend the night and sleep, perchance to dream
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Tue April 19, 2016
(NBA)
 
 
 
If you have always wanted to see an NBA player block a free throw in the playoffs, today is your lucky day
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Mon April 18, 2016
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Getting lucky is in your genetics
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Sat April 16, 2016
(Q13 Fox)
 
 
 
Good luck with that
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Fri April 15, 2016
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
UW-Milwaukee play-by-play commentator quits, releases epic tirade calling athletic department a bunch of no-talent assclowns
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Wed April 13, 2016
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Report identifies 22 German citizens who are in Syria actively fighting for ISIS, which wouldn't be so bad if it weren't the report of an investigation of active-duty members of the German military
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Okay 2016: you took Bowie, fine. Rickman, so it goes. Merle, okay. But when you take me Lucky Charms? Boyo, now yer askin' for trouble
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Tue April 12, 2016
(Fox News)
 
 
 
North Koreans who labored abroad in cold Siberian logging camps, or doing construction in the desert for 16 hours a day, explain that they put up with those working conditions because, compared to back home, they are the LUCKY ones
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Mon April 11, 2016
(NBC News)
 
 
 
If you're in the market for a 1986 Oldsmobile Cutlass that once belonged to Hillary Clinton, well, you're in luck
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Sun April 10, 2016
(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
If you want to buy a treehouse owned by a shaman known as Genesis, all you need to give him is a satchel of lucky crickets, ten silver coins, a spirit bag of lavender, and a $500 donation to the local homeless shelter. Just kidding. It costs $8 mil
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Wed April 06, 2016
(Arizona Sports)
 
 
 
The Arizona Diamondbacks will wear their iconic purple and teal jerseys five times this season, for "Throwback Thursday"
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Trump to Data Chief: You're Fired. Data Chief to Trump Campaign: Good luck accessing your data
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Tue April 05, 2016
(CNN)
 
 
 
Alabama is set to impeach their governor
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Sun April 03, 2016
(Jayski's Silly Season Site)
 
 
 
Jowy's vibrating on the pole, and NASCAR is going to cluck their tongues at what Matt Kenseth did to him last time they were at Martinsville while gleefully using footage of the incident to promote the STP 500. Green flag drops at 1:15 PM on Fox Sports 1
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Fri April 01, 2016
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Esteemed physicists finally let it out of the bag that they've been monitoring President Obama's time travel and that it is indeed already a thing
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Thu March 31, 2016
(Michelle Malkin)
 
 
 
Hillary gets $600 haircut before going to campaign in Harlem. No word when she will get the other hairs cut
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
If you ever wanted to able to give directions to your house by just saying "It's the murder house?' This is your lucky day. Bring money
source: telegraph.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 

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