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85 headlines found matching 'luck'
Fri May 26, 2017
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(Gothamist)
 
 
 
Odds are good for New York State to establish the country's first universal health program, just looking for the 32nd sponsor in the Republican State Senate in Albany. Good luck with that
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
National Economic Council Director Gary Cohn becomes today's lucky Administration member who gets to play "Well, see, what Trump MEANT by that was"
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Thu May 25, 2017
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Will the Celtics get lucky and steal another win from Cleveland or will LeBron and the rest of the Cavaliers grab the pot of gold and head to the championship? NBA eastern conference game 5 tonight on TNT starting at 8:30pm EST
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Mon May 22, 2017
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
You know it's not cool to put sugar in someone's gas tank. But if you've ever wondered what exactly results from doing that, today is your lucky day
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(People Magazine)
 
 
 
Cher, who is 71 years old, is awarded the ICON Award at the Billboard Music Awards and shows up dressed like she's 31 years old because she's had enough plastic surgery to preserve her for 701 years
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Sun May 21, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
This yoga business will get out of control. It will get out of control and we'll be lucky to live through it
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Sat May 20, 2017
(ESPN)
 
 
 
"Hey Paul George and Gordon Hayward, you did not make the All-NBA team so you can't sign $200 million extensions. Better luck next time"
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Fri May 19, 2017
(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Don Rickles is back and he looks like Johnny Depp
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Thu May 18, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
Cookie Cop pulled out of retirement, solves one more case. Suspect's canine companion still on the lam
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Block of concrete smashes through windshield on the highway, knocking driver unconscious. Mad Sweeney seen walking away muttering about his lost lucky coin
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Wed May 17, 2017
(Fark)
 
 
 
It's about time for some serious, hard hitting questions around here. When you get your sandwich at a diner, do you eat the pickle first or save it for later?
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
The luck of the Irish indeed. Due to a trade with the Brooklyn Nets, the Boston Celtics have the number one overall pick in the upcoming NBA Draft
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Have you been craving sugary, candy-colored, magical food items since the Unicorn Frappuccino went away? Well, hold onto your lucky charms, General Mills has some good news
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Mon May 15, 2017
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
TV dinners allowed women to reduce their chore time from 4 hrs in the 1960s to 45 mins today - they really can't be beat. "I have never plucked a chicken and perhaps my children will never chop salad. All this saves time - serious amounts of time"
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Thu May 11, 2017
(Fox Sports)
 
 
 
Can Manchester United hold off Celta Vigo or will the plucky Spanish squad steal a victory? Will Ajax get into the Europa League finals finally? It's the second leg semi-finals and it all starts 3:00 PM EDT on FS1
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Mon May 08, 2017
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The San Francisco Giants' bus broke down on the way to the airport after being swept by the Cincinnati Reds. If they didn't have bad luck they would have no luck at all
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Wed May 03, 2017
(CBS 46 Atlanta)
 
 
 
Good news, everyone. That collapsed I-85 bridge in Atlanta should be completely rebuilt by the holiday. If we're lucky, that be Labor Day
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(AOL)
 
 
 
Funeral home accused of refusing to cremate gay man. Apparently, like breaking a mirror, that's seven years of bad luck
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Mon May 01, 2017
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
If you've ever wondered what would happen if you accidentally over-inflated a 3 ton tire, today is your lucky day
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Sun April 30, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
A group of Vietnam officers, who call themselves the "Lucky ones," gathers for a "we might not do this again" reunion. If you're looking for the subby she's likely bawling in the corner
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Russians quietly and politely try to get Putin to resign. Good luck with that
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Sat April 29, 2017
(Golf.com)
 
 
 
Lucky bastard
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Fri April 28, 2017
(Metro US)
 
 
 
Loose llama on the lam lassoed
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Tue April 25, 2017
(BGR)
 
 
 
Want a 360° video rig consisting of 17 separate 4K cameras, but don't have the $17k to shell out? Today might be your lucky day... if you can convince Google that you are one of a hundred filmmakers deemed worthy of receiving a free one
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(Atlas Obscura)
 
 
 
Disposable lighters come in all colors, but the white ones are considered bad luck. How did this superstition ever come about?
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Mon April 24, 2017
(The Drum)
 
 
 
The day after tomorrow: when ad blockers stop all martech platforms and no one is tracked online. Good luck, subby is still behind seven proxies
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Sun April 23, 2017
(USA Today)
 
 
 
This business will get out of control. It will get out of control and we'll be lucky to live through it
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Sat April 22, 2017
(Sports Illustrated)
 
 
 
Remember the awful 2012 NFL Draft, where Luck, Kuechly, and Kalil were the only first rounders who lived up to their billing? Consider the weird 2013 NFL Draft of total reaches and flops, aka the Barkevious Mingo and E.J. Manuel draft
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Fri April 21, 2017
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
If you've ever wanted to see a movie about a sassy spaceship made out of boobs, testicles, ovaries and a penis then today is your lucky day
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Thu April 20, 2017
(Variety)
 
 
 
Sony picks up the Wheel of Time series for television production. With any luck it will be 14 seasons with a completely new production team to finish out the last 3
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Tue April 18, 2017
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
April the giraffe's live birth is the second most live-viewed channel in YouTube's history. Better luck next time, pilgrim
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(Slate)
 
 
 
While big cities may survive the ongoing retail apocalypse, suburbia may not be so lucky
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(Salon)
 
 
 
Man able to die in peace after learning Trump had been impeached. We should all be so lucky
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Fri April 14, 2017
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Report on elite private school reveals extensive sexual abuse involving students and a dozen former staff. Luckily all this happened long ago and all those involved are no longer employed so everything is just fine, nothing to see here
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(Rocketnews 24)
 
 
 
Japanese shopper orders the $30 "Mystery Lucky Bag of Imperfect Goods" through Amazon and ends up with a mouth-watering surprise
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Thu April 13, 2017
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Marlins fan dives into the pool to get Giancarlo Stanton's second homer of the game. Apparently wet clothes are a small price to pay for a Giancarlo gopher ball
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Wed April 12, 2017
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Cat climbs outfield wall at Marlins Park and sits stunned at the monstrosity that stands at the top
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Tue April 11, 2017
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Soulless ginger leprechaun Ed Sheeran settles copyright lawsuit over photograph, though it's unclear if he will lose his horde of Lucky Charms
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
It's better to be lucky than good - Portland Trailblazers edition
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(11 Alive)
 
 
 
Former baseball player Otis Nixon found safe. No word if it was at second base
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Mon April 10, 2017
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Trump's Syria bombing is apparently throwing a monkey wrench in Putin's current political machinations in both Russia and Syria. What may happen at this point is anyone's guess which means Trump could get lucky
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(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
A restaurant review of surpassing viciousness...for a €600 dinner at a restaurant run by a Michelin-starred chef. For example, the gratinated onions dish: "It is mostly black, like nightmares, and sticky, like the floor at a teenager's party"
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Sun April 09, 2017
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
For our guests in the elevator, the jig's up
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Sat April 08, 2017
(YouTube)
 
Video
 
♪ Beep beep, I'm a sheep ♪ Good luck getting this one out of your head. Mwahahaha
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Wed April 05, 2017
(9News (Australia))
 
 
 
Luckiest journalist in the world gets hit by not one - but two - direct hits from a bird perched above him during newscast
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Here's the Childlike Empress from Neverending Story today. Your luck dragon would hit it
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Mon April 03, 2017
(9 News)
 
 
 
Man jumps a fence to attempt to pet a sleeping lion at the Denver Zoo, ends up getting cited for trespassing and is lucky he didn't end up the lion's dinner
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Fri March 31, 2017
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Lucky Town is Bruce Springsteen's greatest album
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(UPI)
 
 
 
If you ever said to yourself, "Self, I wish someone would have the decency, courage, and creativity to finally create a statue of pregnant Beyonce made out of brie cheese, and call it 'Brie-Once'," then today's your lucky day
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Good luck outrunning Italy's new Lamborghini super sports police car
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Tue March 28, 2017
(Boston Herald)
 
 
 
Tom Brady willing to play until he is 47. Good luck with that
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Mon March 27, 2017
(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Meat crackdown leaves shortage in Uttar Pradesh. That's right, you're out of luck if you wanted Uttar meat crack
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Adam Sandler signs a four movie deal with Netflix. Which is the modern version of what used to be called going straight to video
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Fri March 24, 2017
(Metro)
 
 
 
Need more proof that the entertainment world has gone mad? Bag of air from an Adele concert now for sale. Make your own jokes
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Wed March 22, 2017
(Metro)
 
 
 
Kanye West just can't seem to catch a break
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Tue March 21, 2017
(Vox)
 
 
 
GOP Representatives: Here we'll put $75* billion into the bill. Don't ask what it does. We won't know until the Senate passes it
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Fri March 17, 2017
(I Heart Radio)
 
 
 
Here's a factoid that will smash your pumpkins - Billy Corgan turns 50 today
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
It's Day Two of the NCAA Tournament. Who will be lucky on St. Patrick's Day? How many 'Duke Sucks' references will we have? Have you chosen poorly or wisely with your selections in your bracket? Tip-off begins at 12:15 PM ET
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Fri March 10, 2017
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Rappers from Chicago's South Side prove they haven't forgotten their roots...by dropping piles of $100 bills on the ground before jumping on their Maybach outside Beverly Hills steakhouse. OK, they've forgotten their roots
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(WGNO)
 
 
 
The story behind why Irishmen toss cabbages at St. Patrick's Day parades
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Wed March 08, 2017
(Gannett Images)
 
 
 
Photoshop these lucky shoppers
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Tue March 07, 2017
(The Stack)
 
 
 
The craziest way to avoid traffic jams yet - get plucked out of them by a drone
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Mon March 06, 2017
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Google's DeepMind AI can diagnose cancer much, much faster that doctors. Still no cure for cancer, but I'm feeling lucky
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
A look inside the SpaceX capsule that will become a cold metal grave for two lucky rich guys
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Sun March 05, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Always after me lucky charms. Well this is the story of a bloke that was not so lucky
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Sat March 04, 2017
(USA Today)
 
 
 
If you ever said to yourself, "I wish my TSA agents wouldn't be shy about really getting intimate when they feel me up" then today is your lucky day
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Wed March 01, 2017
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Newcastle demonstrates why it is better to be lucky than good with this ridiculous equalizer
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(KSLA Shreveport)
 
 
 
You know what would happen if you were dumb enough to try some Dukes of Hazzard driving in real life? Something like this
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Tue February 28, 2017
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Charles no longer in charge
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Mon February 27, 2017
(Comcast SportsNet NE)
 
 
 
Hold on to your butts Bruins fans, with any luck they won't make a mess of their adult diapers down the stretch like the two seasons prior
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Fri February 24, 2017
(CBS New York)
 
 
 
Today's naked woman on a rampage in a church comes to us from the hamlet of Stamford, Connecticut. With why yes, she was likely high on drugs mugshot goodness
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Wed February 22, 2017
(Dangerous Minds)
 
 
 
So imagine for a minute, a bunch of punk rockers decide to pay tribute to Johnny Cash when he's down on his luck
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(Grub Street)
 
 
 
Hey ya fuggin' Southie, ya lucky this bah switched ta plastic. I'd a busted ya head
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Sixty-six year old breeds another kid. She is also rumored to bring tremendous bad luck when killed and tied around someone's neck. I'm sure the kid will grow up perfectly normal though, right?
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Mon February 20, 2017
(YouTube)
 
 
 
John Oliver: "Man, that Putin guy sure has a lot of good luck, doesn't he?"
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Sat February 18, 2017
(C|Net)
 
 
 
These lucky bastards got to attend the industry-only 2017 Mattel Toy Fair and got to play with some of the coolest shiat you've ever seen
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Wed February 15, 2017
(Politico)
 
 
 
Trump is kicking off his 2020 campaign with a rally this weekend. Luckily, he doesn't have anything important to do
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Sun February 12, 2017
(Esquire)
 
 
 
With Valentine's Day just around the corner, this week the Sunday Morning Music Club is looking for the perfect romantic song to get in the proper mood
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Sat February 11, 2017
(East Idaho News)
 
 
 
Truck lands in 70 mph crosswind (skip to :30 if you have ADD)
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(KERO 23 Bakersfield)
 
 
 
20 Tennessee co-workers, lucky bastards claim $421M jackpot
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Wed February 01, 2017
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Lego brick made of 14 carat solid gold sells for £12,000, still hurts like a mofo when you step on it
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(WTVR)
 
 
 
Woman stabs date, tries to eat his heart in quest to be serial killer. Turns out love is not all she's unlucky at
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Tue January 31, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
Good Luck, Mr. Gorsuch
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Sun January 29, 2017
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
If you've ever wondered just what the differences are between a V6 and a straight-six engine, today is your lucky day
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Rich kids are just as disadvantaged as poor kids. It's just so hard trying to decide which luxury car to take to school and what resort to summer at. Poor kids never have to worry about all that. They are so lucky
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