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68 headlines found matching 'luck'
Thu January 29, 2015
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(Independent)
 
 
 
Taylor Swift: "Good luck finding any nude pics, hackers"
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(148)
 


Wed January 28, 2015
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Four new lucky cities to get Google Fiber, laugh at those who aren't so lucky
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Tue January 27, 2015
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
If lower gas prices don't impress you due to your bacon-fat burning flex-fuel car, you're in luck
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(10)
 


Mon January 26, 2015
(Time)
 
 
 
If you were waiting for Rowlf to sing Biz Markie's "You Got What I Need (But You Say He's Just A Friend)" to Miss Piggy, today is your lucky day
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Sat January 24, 2015
(Examiner)
 
 
 
"Psychiatrists reveal the low down on lucky charms." This just in: they're not really magically delicious
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(11)
 


Fri January 23, 2015
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
If you've ever wondered what our horizon would look like if Earth orbited around Alfa-Centauri, Sirius, Vega, Arcturus or Polaris, this is your lucky day
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(15)
 


Tue January 20, 2015
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Take a break from Brady, Rodgers, Luck, etc. and look back on the 10 longest MLB home runs of 2014
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(28)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
On the bright side, the photographer is lucky it was Tiger Woods and not Alec Baldwin
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(15)
 


Mon January 19, 2015
(EarthSky)
 
 
 
If you've ever wanted to fly through a 1.5 billion pixel picture of the heavens, today's your lucky day (video)
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(29)
 
(WRAL)
 
 
 
"Some people find oil. We were lucky to find mastodon bones"
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(31)
 


Tue January 13, 2015
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
George Zimmerman has never been 'lucky with the ladies,' suggesting that standing your ground isn't a great date move
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Mon January 12, 2015
(SB Nation)
 
 
 
Civil War dispatches from the front: General Andrew Luck and his victorious campaign to secure the Colorado territories
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(23)
 


Sun January 11, 2015
(ESPN)
 
 
 
ARE Manning and Luck ready for The Last Roundup? WILL the Broncos or Colts win this Magic Duel? WHO is Suited for Success in Foxboro next week? LIVE from DENVER, THIS is YOUR NFL Divisional Playoff: Pony Bowl II Discussion Thread (4:40pm ET on CBS)
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Fri January 09, 2015
(Fox 59)
 
 
 
Couple arrested for getting Lucky in the sack
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(55)
 
(The Verge)
 
 
 
Google to start selling car insurance. "Feeling lucky" option offers highest deductible
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(32)
 


Thu January 08, 2015
(ESPN)
 
 
 
If you really think things could not get worse for the New York Knicks, it just did. They lost their unlucky 13th straight
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(17)
 


Wed January 07, 2015
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Girl has locks of luck after waitress friend saves her by grabbing her hair on her death plunge from bridge
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(50)
 
(Short List)
 
 
 
Either this is the luckiest woman alive or Final Destination 7 has begun shooting in Brazil
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(55)
 


Tue January 06, 2015
(Metro)
 
 
 
Dry January a scheme that challenges drinkers to abstain from alcohol for the first month of the year is growing in popularity, as people make good on their hungover promises. Right, good luck with that
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(71)
 


Sun January 04, 2015
(ESPN)
 
 
 
WILL Andrew Luck go off? WHICH Andy Dalton shows up? DOES no Green mean no hope? CAN it be a "cat sweep" weekend or will the (other) ponies roll? Bengals vs Colts, 1:05 PM ET, CBS
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Sat January 03, 2015
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
One lucky cat begins his New Year by being reunited with his person - after being missing for over seven years - just in time for a very happy Caturday
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Years of painstaking scientific research have finally determined one of the main causes of cancer: Bad luck
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(89)
 


Fri January 02, 2015
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Most metal detector users are happy to find a few coins, quarters and dimes if they're lucky. This guy found over 5000 coins dating from the 10th century in a lead bucket
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(49)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Good luck with that, Jonathan
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(20)
 


Tue December 30, 2014
(Hindustan Times)
 
 
 
Horseshoe, rabbit's foot, your mother beaten to death at the suggestion of an occultist...what's your secret to good luck this year?
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(42)
 


Mon December 29, 2014
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
If you've ever wondered why raw spaghetti always snaps in more than two pieces, today is your lucky day
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(80)
 


Sat December 27, 2014
(Ultimate Classic Rock)
 
 
 
This guy thinks he'd make a better drummer than Jason Bonham for the Led Zeppelin reunion that's never going to happen. Good luck with that, man
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Fri December 26, 2014
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Staying in a Marriott hotel? Hope you like paying their wifi fee. You're going to use your phone? Good luck with that
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Wed December 24, 2014
(WBIR Knoxville)
 
 
 
Keep clucking that chicken
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(25)
 


Sun December 21, 2014
(The Register)
 
 
 
Sony Lawyers: You all risk legal action by reading the leaked data from the recent hack. Yeah, good luck with that
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(28)
 
(NFL)
 
 
 
Will the Colts run out of Luck trying to beat the Cowboys, will James Flacco be able to avoid J.J. Watt, and can KC find a way to beat the Steelers? It's YOUR NFL football thread. Action starts at 1pm ET on Fox, CBS
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Sat December 20, 2014
(Metro)
 
 
 
If you've ever wanted to own some of Elvis Presley's pubic hairs, today's your lucky day
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(17)
 


Thu December 18, 2014
(Journal Times)
 
 
 
Man slices his neighbor in the groin with a box cutter after an argument about how fast his mother drives through the neighborhood. Little snippet from the judge, "He was lucky you didn't catch him somewhere else or you'd be off to prison"
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(BusinessWeek)
 
 
 
TN town decides the 1st Amendment doesn't apply to them & bans negative online comments by "anyone professionally connected" to the town. Good luck with the Streisand Effect guys. In other news apparently the City Attorney job is still open
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(48)
 


Wed December 17, 2014
(Live Science)
 
 
 
Archaeologists in Egypt unearth million-mummy cemetery. Lucky stiffs
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(28)
 


Tue December 16, 2014
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
If you've ever said to yourself, "Self, I sure do wish someone would put a rocket engine on a porta potty and launch that sucker," today's your lucky day
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(SB Nation)
 
 
 
Andrew Luck's attitude ticks off defenders: "I'm like 'what's going on? Aren't you supposed to be mad?'"
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(30)
 


Mon December 15, 2014
(Action A Go-Go)
 
 
 
Liam Neeson has a very particular set of skills, and if you're lucky he'll endorse yours on LinkedIn. I'm sure his "neck breaking" will surely make my "typing 40 words per minute" look SOOOO much better
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Sun December 14, 2014
(io9)
 
 
 
If you've ever wondered what happens when you saw a rubber band ball in half, today is your lucky day
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(31)
 
(NFL)
 
 
 
Will Johnny Football TAME the Bengals, can J.J. SWATT down Andrew Luck and the Colts and WHO will win the battle of the WORSTS in the NFC South? It's YOUR Sunday football thread starting at 1 eastern on CBS & FOX
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Thu December 11, 2014
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
If you woke up this morning thinking, "Washington doesn't do enough to stop sex. Another $15 million should do the trick," then today is your lucky day
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(Re/code)
 
 
 
Seth Rogen told Japanese executives he would "play with the color of the head chunks to make them less gross" in order to calm their nerves about blowing up Best Korea's leader onscreen
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Wed December 10, 2014
(CNN)
 
 
 
All that HR bullshiat you keep hearing about how important Work-Life balance is to your employer? Yeah, good luck with that, now finish choking down that bologna sandwich before your 12th conference call of the day starts at 9PM
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Tue December 09, 2014
(Action A Go-Go)
 
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Paul McCartney made a song for the video game Destiny and made a music video where he is a hologram inside the game singing the song and this is all just as terrible as it sounds
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Sun December 07, 2014
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Judge sentencing burglar: Serves you right for breaking into an ex-rugby man's house, dumbass, you're lucky he didn't take your balls and score with them
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Sat December 06, 2014
(The Big Story)
 
 
 
Are you a gun collector? If you've always wanted to own the gun that was used to shoot Governor George Wallace, today is your lucky day
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Fri December 05, 2014
(Contact Music)
 
 
 
No matter how expensive your house is there's always a chance you might get termites, unlucky Avicii
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Mon December 01, 2014
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Turkish president agrees with Pope that ISIS's destruction of non-Muslim groups is terrible. Just kidding, he says "Islamophobia" is the real problem and the West is entirely to blame, so tough luck
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Sun November 30, 2014
(KSL Salt Lake City)
 
 
 
If you have ever wondered what a fuel tanker truck looks like after it has crashed and exploded, today is your lucky day. Bonus: the driver is still alive
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(42)
 


Fri November 28, 2014
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Thanks for your help, Afghan translators. We didn't wipe out the Taliban as promised, but you're on your own now anyway. Best of luck
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Tue November 25, 2014
(CNBC)
 
 
 
The biggest-selling girl toy is no longer Barbie; she has let the title go to none other than Queen Elsa. Good luck finding one this Christmas
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Sat November 22, 2014
(NHL)
 
 
 
Fans of the Rangers, Jets, Ducks and 'Nucks - you're out of luck 'cuz they ain't playing today. BUT EVERYONE ELSE IS. 13 games today including two Original 6 showdowns. First puck already dropped, but 12 more drops coming... IT'S HOCKEY TIME
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Mon November 17, 2014
(New York Magazine)
 
 
 
If you enjoy seeing video footage of a dude walking around freely after murdering another dude in broad daylight, today is your lucky day
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(155)
 


Sun November 16, 2014
(NBC Sports)
 
 
 
Will Andrew Luck be able to gallop over New England or can Tom Brady and the Patriots turn the Colts into Geldings? It's your SNF thread starting at 8:30 eastern time on NBC
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(1162)
 


Sat November 15, 2014
(The Local)
 
 
 
Is this the world's unluckiest gambler? Norwegian Felix Stephensen is to lose half his $5 million prize money from the Poker World Championship in Las Vegas, as the Norwegian government will take their share in tax
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Fri November 14, 2014
(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
Driver loses control of SUV and plows right into a Sears store. Luckily, no one was injured since, obviously, it was a Sears
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(28)
 


Wed November 12, 2014
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
The Arizona Diamondbacks are one of the few teams lucky enough to have a durable, established frontline catcher. So naturally they want to trade him
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(11)
 


Thu November 06, 2014
(The Hill)
 
 
 
"Mary, you're on your own. Good luck"
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(40)
 


Tue November 04, 2014
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
All you lucky kids with Silver Shamrock masks, gather 'round your internet and read how Halloween III went from reviled to beloved in only 30 years
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(81)
 


Mon November 03, 2014
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Can Indy turn the Giants into Dwarves or will Eli and company turn Andrew Luck and the Colts into Dobbin and send them to the glue factory? It's your MNF thread on ESPN starting at 8:30 ET
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(865)
 


Wed October 29, 2014
(First Coast News)
 
 
 
If thine eye offend thee, pluck it out... but leave my dog alone
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(20)
 
(The Local)
 
 
 
Nigerian man who died at European international airport downgraded from fatal Ebola victim to fatally unlucky drug mule
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(58)
 


Wed October 22, 2014
(Breitbart.com)
 
 
 
People quarantined for possible exposure to Ebola might be granted special voting privileges not available to the general public. Those lucky duckies
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(63)
 


Tue October 21, 2014
(Examiner)
 
 
 
Out of the 18 one loss teams left in college football, about 15 of them have a chance to make the college football playoffs. The good news is that all of those teams will face off with each other. Otherwise, good luck selection committee
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Wed October 15, 2014
(Dallas News)
 
 
 
Ebola killed the 'professional courtesy' culture of cover-up in nursing now that one of them is on the verge of dying. With any luck, cops and lawyers will soon follow
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(196)
 


Sun October 12, 2014
(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
"For the second day in a row, a man in a wheelchair has been struck and killed by a vehicle in Osceola County." That's one unlucky man
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(17)
 


Thu October 09, 2014
(NFL)
 
 
 
Will Andrew remain Lucky tonight and beat the Texans or will Ryan (Grizzly Adams) Fitzpatrick be able to get the bulls to stampede over the Colts? It's your TNF thread on NFL/CBS at 8:25 Eastern
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(1138)
 


Sun October 05, 2014
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
This week's EPL kicks off quietly with only Man City of the top four playing on Saturday. Plucky mid-table Liverpool also go again, and the Alan Pardew deathwatch travels to Swansea. On Sunday we have another Title Decider when Arsenal visit Chelsea
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