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46 headlines found matching 'luck'
Fri July 31, 2015
Source     Fark Headline Comments
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Assuming we actually still HAVE winter by then, Beijing will host the Winter Olympics in 2022, becoming the first city ever to host the winter and summer games. Better luck next time, Kazakhstan
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Tue July 28, 2015
(Foodbeast)
 
 
 
The biggest list of deep-fried fair foods you'll ever need. Though if you eat even half of them, you'll be lucky to live without a triple bypass
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Sun July 26, 2015
(Discovery)
 
 
 
If you were always perplexed by the mystery of Lake Tahoe's blueness, thanks to NASA today is your lucky day
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Sat July 25, 2015
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Come take part in the Tour de France, where fans spit on you, and if you are lucky, throw urine
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(20)
 


Fri July 17, 2015
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Okay laddie, you want to play golf at the famed St. Andrews course? How do you do it? Well, for starters you'll need good luck, good planning, and good money
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(The Big Story)
 
 
 
The woman from the street harassment video has sued the director, the organization, TGI Fridays, Google and Youtube for $500,000. Good luck with that
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Wed July 15, 2015
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Kate Middleton's siblings should stop acting like royalty since they only lucked into their position through the accident of familial relationships "which is a very different thing from being a genuine royal"
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(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
German court finds 'Accountant of Auschwitz' guilty. Luckily he's got a good head for numbers, so he can keep track of all 300,000 murder charges
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Sun July 12, 2015
(Inquisitr)
 
 
 
"Making money in mobile gaming is not easy. A new report has shown that developers who are not lucky enough to be in the Top 100 iOS games may not have much of a chance in terms of profitability"
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Fri July 10, 2015
(Cageside Seats)
 
 
 
Longtime WWE writer Brian Gewirtz wishes Vince McMahon the best of luck in his future endeavors
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Thu July 09, 2015
(UPI)
 
 
 
Yes, lucky you are North Korean citizens, for you have 'competition' in your choice of wireless phone providers now. What kind of bark to chew on, not so much
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Mon June 29, 2015
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
If you've always wanted to spit seeds out of your grilled cheese, you're in luck. Watermelon toast is now a thing
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(26)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Solar plane makes second Pacific bid, is past the point of no return in its five-day journey from Japan to Hawaii. Godspeed and good luck
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(19)
 


Sat June 20, 2015
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Philae lander calls home for the second time this week. Your mom throws her hands up and says "I should be so lucky"
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Fri June 19, 2015
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Good luck un-seeing this (Not safe for work, sanity)
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Thu June 18, 2015
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Hey, you guys want to get past security and go explore a weirdly-eerie, half-finished NFL stadium in the middle of the night? Me neither. Luckily this guy brought a camera. Here, have some Fritos and take a gander
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Mon June 15, 2015
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Headline: "Hillary Comes Out Swinging." Bill: "Good luck with that; I've been asking for 45 years now"
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Sun June 14, 2015
(Deadline)
 
 
 
The shortlist of actors who could portray The Amazingly Dull Spider-Man has been whittled down to four unlucky souls
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Mon June 08, 2015
(Fark)
 
 
 
Actor lucky he was only stabbed with a four-loaf cleaver, smart pants for your dumb ass, and four injured by a fawlty rollercoaster at Alton Towers: a few of Fark's favorite Headlines of the Week for 5/31 - 6/6
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Fri June 05, 2015
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Actor accidentally stabbed in the stomach with a bread knife during theater performance finishes scene, says he was lucky it was a four loaf cleaver
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Wed June 03, 2015
(Stamford Advocate)
 
 
 
Congratulations, Bridgeport, CT, you're the worst destination in America for a summer vacation. Whew, lucky they told me, hope there's still rooms available in Newark
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Tue June 02, 2015
(SacBee)
 
 
 
Losing to 21 in blackjack is just unlucky. Losing to 21 in baseball is just plain embarrassing
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Wed May 27, 2015
(MSN)
 
 
 
Can one man end the global drug war? Good luck trying, dude
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Sat May 23, 2015
(Jayski's Silly Season Site)
 
 
 
The Cup guys are back again, and if we're really lucky, The Chaaaaddd Booooooaaaat soon will be making another run in the NASCAR Xfinity Series at Charlotte Motor Speedway in the Hisense 300, beginning at 2 PM on Fox
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(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Dave Matthews says of his upcoming tour "We're trying not to suck." Good luck with that
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Wed May 20, 2015
(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
A three month inspection of 7,571 gas station pumps yielded 103 credit card skimmers ready to pluck your data
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Tue May 19, 2015
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
From today's Good Luck With THAT file: "University lecturer wants to give 'educational marijuana' to high school children to make them more creative"
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(STV.tv)
 
 
 
Four men go on trial in Scotland for plotting to kill noted UDA psychopaths Johnny "Mad Dog" Adair and Sam "Skelly" McCrory. They can thank their lucky charms the police got their hands on them first
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Fri May 15, 2015
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Earthquake in NZ: "I was sitting on a bar stool and it rocked a bit and the drinks on the table moved a little bit. Luckily my drink wasn't spilled. If it had I would have licked it off the table"
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Wed May 13, 2015
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Lucky bored hipster declines to pose for photo after winning million dollars on lottery scratcher: "It wasn't much excitement. I was like 'cool, I won'"
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Wed May 06, 2015
(Mashable)
 
 
 
The anniversary of the Battle of Hogwarts is a deeply emotional day for J.K. Rowling and her fans and anyone who has to live with someone who actually knows the anniversary date of the Battle of Hogwarts
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Mon May 04, 2015
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Floyd Mayweather is just lucky that this cat didn't make weight
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Mon April 27, 2015
(NHL)
 
 
 
Hockey Playoffs lucky night #13: Just two spots left in the 2nd round, one could be filled by the Wings at home @7:00ET, the other will be filled at the game 7 in Washington @7:30ET. Watch like there are no games tomorrow
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Want to say the hell with all this and go work as a shepherd in north Wales? This is your lucky day: "The successful candidate will need to work evenings and weekends in all elements, love walking, love fresh air and have appropriately trained dogs"
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Is there any part of healthcare in America that isn't a complete fustercluck?
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Sat April 25, 2015
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Further proof Andrew Luck is the most humorously self-aware professional athlete
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Fri April 24, 2015
(Time)
 
 
 
Has malaria threatened you lately? No? Count yourself lucky
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Thu April 23, 2015
(Computerworld)
 
 
 
How to fix the complete and utter fustercluck of a new bookmark system Google Chrome implemented
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Wed April 22, 2015
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Gallant brings potato salad to the church potluck. Goofus brings botulism
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Tue April 21, 2015
(Daily Record (UK))
 
 
 
You would think that as a lamb with five legs you'd be going to the chopping block sooner being how tasty leg of lamb is, but noooooooo you get lucky
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Sun April 19, 2015
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
People lucky enough to find the Record Store Day exclusive U2 release may want to check their copies, as some have a shiatty, unlistenable, inferior Tool album inside
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Thu April 16, 2015
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Sperm whale decides to check out ROV. Luckily, the ROV fared better than The Essex did
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Wed April 15, 2015
(Washington Times)
 
 
 
In yet another outrage, The Obama adminstration issued more than 500,000 social security numbers to "Dreamers" who came here illegally as kids, which means those lucky ducks can start having FICA withheld from their paychecks too
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Sat April 11, 2015
(TSN)
 
 
 
Well here we are, the last day of the NHL regular season & every team has a game today starting between 12:30 through 10:00pm ET. So come say goodby to some teams that are done for the year (Bruins) & good luck to those in the playoffs
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Fri April 10, 2015
(UPI)
 
 
 
Scientists find that strategically plucking hairs leads to increased growth of new follicles due to "quorum sensing"
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Thu April 09, 2015
(NFL)
 
 
 
Colts wants their run of Luck to continue until 2016
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