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70 headlines found matching 'luck'
Wed August 20, 2014
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(Defense One)
 
 
 
The top 100 small business federal contractors include plucky unknowns like Apple, Boeing, General Electric, Lockheed Martin, and Verizon
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(20)
 


Tue August 19, 2014
(LA Times)
 
 
 
♪ Grandma thought her grandson was a burglar... Shot him with a gun kept by her side... We don't know if she'll face any jail time... But damn she's really lucky no one died... ♪
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Sun August 17, 2014
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Ever want to see a goalkeeper score directly from a kick out? Well, you're in luck
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(20)
 


Tue August 12, 2014
(WTFark)
 
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WE PEED AT A ZOO: Albuquerque Zoo Plagued With Puddles Of Urine. Made By Humans. Little Humans. (Also Known As Children)
 
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
Ah, NASCAR, where killing someone on a racetrack means you probably don't have to lose any sponsors
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Mon August 11, 2014
(Natural News)
 
 
 
I know you're worried about ebola and what it could do to you and your family. Luckily for you, homeopathy is on the case
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(129)
 
(IndieWire)
 
 
 
Bad luck America, looks like you won't get a theatre release of the best comedy of the year
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(41)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The president of Nigeria has announced additional funding to combat Ebola as infection reaches the capital city. Goodluck Jonathan
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(63)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
In a gallant act of heroism and bravery, John McCain volunteers to be the first soldier to go back to Iraq with his plucky sidekick, Lindsey
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Fri August 08, 2014
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
As Ebola spreads in Lagos, President Goodluck Jonathan contemplates shutting down everything, changing name
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(58)
 
(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Wanna watch a fish play Pokémon on the internet? Today is your lucky day
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(15)
 


Fri August 01, 2014
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Conservative Kentucky judge says black defendant wearing Obama t-shirt is "lucky to get out of her courtroom alive"
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(Comic Book)
 
 
 
Marvel may be leaving Ant Man's favorite punching bag out of his upcoming film
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(42)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
Ever think, 'I wish I had a video of a fight between a goat and a pug to watch right now?' Well, it's your lucky day
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(16)
 


Tue July 29, 2014
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
In fairness there was no "bird plucking prohibited" sign on the train
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Fri July 25, 2014
(Toronto Sun)
 
 
 
It takes a lot to top the weird behavior of NYC subway riders, but plucking and eating a live bird definitely puts you in contention
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(59)
 


Tue July 22, 2014
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Good luck people in the UK, we're all counting on you in your plight against the giant deadly Asian hornets that have just landed with stingers 6mm long
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(WTSP)
 
 
 
Ray's pitcher Peralta: Today I consider myself the luckiest man on the face of the earth (to have a tropical disease)
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(6)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Survey finds more Australians know the words to Daft Punk's Get Lucky than know the words to the country's national anthem
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Mon July 21, 2014
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
The one-legged woman was so into the Robbie Williams impersonator 'Blobbie Williams' that she took her prosthetic leg off and threw it at him. "I want to see the Human League, I might even throw my leg at them if they are lucky"
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(KTVU Bay Area News)
 
 
 
Our long national nightmare is over after the painting considered the good luck charm of Alameda Mexican restaurant La Penca Azul is returned with an apology less than 24 hours after it was stolen thanks to social media
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(16)
 


Sat July 19, 2014
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Well, at least it isn't a player getting arrested this time, right Ravens' fans?
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Fri July 18, 2014
(Independent)
 
 
 
There's bad luck, there's absolutely shiatty luck, and then there's losing multiple family members on flights MH370 AND MH17
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Wed July 16, 2014
(SB Nation)
 
 
 
Luckiest boyfriend EVER
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Tue July 15, 2014
(World Series of Poker)
 
 
 
Is Poker a Game of Luck or Skill? Mark Newhouse makes the November 9 for the second consecutive year, along with a man whose extensive World Championship experience has all been in... foosball
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Wed July 09, 2014
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
An historic Babe Ruth ball could net millions at auction for the lucky owner, assuming he doesn't play one last game with Benny the Jet, Squints, Kenny and Hamilton that sends the ball over into Mr. Mertle's backyard
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Tue July 08, 2014
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Remains of a long-lost temple "dedicated to a supreme god" have been uncovered in Iraq. Archaeologists on the team that discovered the edifice say that, with any luck, they'll have awakened some unspeakable ancient evil by fall
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Mon July 07, 2014
(WWE)
 
 
 
John Cena is champ again. Our bearded underdog announced his retirement. I guess it is 2011. Luckily for us, CM Punk's contract is nearly up so this will build to an epic...wait, where is he? Time for Raw's Plan B (8:00 pm EDT)
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Sun July 06, 2014
(NPR)
 
 
 
Have you been delaying the launch of your professional triangle player career because you don't know all of the 17 steps you'll need to follow? Well, today's your lucky day
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Fri July 04, 2014
(YouTube)
 
 
 
75 years ago today, Lou Gehrig was the luckiest man alive
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Sun June 29, 2014
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Modest Red Sox hero cites luck as he hits a game-winning home run... Just kidding, Mike Napoli of the near cellar-dwelling Red Sox gleefully calls the opposing pitcher an idiot as he grins and greets his teammates
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Fri June 20, 2014
(Page Six)
 
 
 
Jason Biggs is one lucky man: Two girls at once for a birthday present. Damn, that's a good wife
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Wed June 18, 2014
(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
NRA feeling like an unlucky punk with a .44 magnum to its head at the Supreme Court this year
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Tue June 17, 2014
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
RON PAUL to give away an AR-15 rifle to one lucky supporter because nothing feels like freedom more than an assault rifle from RON PAUL. RON PAUL
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(Metro)
 
 
 
The 10 weirdest restaurants in the world. If you've ever wanted to eat a meal in a mine, a prison or an active volcano, you're in luck (not a slideshow)
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Sun June 15, 2014
(Ultimate Classic Rock)
 
 
 
Thirteen musicians and bands that have had some of the worst luck ever seen. Yes, Badfinger is represented
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Sat June 14, 2014
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Sen. James Inhofe says he has proof that Obama is committing treason and "doing things to support the enemy" but darn the luck, the documents are classified so releasing them would be wrong
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Wed June 11, 2014
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
NY landlords launch a media campaign to try to convince people that "the rent is too damn low." Good luck with that
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Sun June 08, 2014
(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
You know Canadian penal system, you may want to do something about all the helicopters flying into your facilities and plucking out inmates
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Tue June 03, 2014
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Researchers confirm wireless broadband can easily reach the moon, maybe even Mars. But Bum-Fark, Idaho? You're still out of luck
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Mon June 02, 2014
(Gawker)
 
 
 
United Airlines pilot has heart attack during flight with 130 passengers. Luckily for him one was a USAF B1 pilot, and another one was a nurse who saved his life. Twin Hero tag beats Scary tag this time
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Sun June 01, 2014
(Examiner)
 
 
 
Amateur seismologist scoffed at by real scientists for claiming he can predict earthquakes by interpreting rare astronomical alignments. But, luckily, he'll get a chance to prove his theory when L.A. falls into the Pacific at dawn on July 12
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Wed May 28, 2014
(Slate)
 
 
 
Amazon encourages readers of Hachette books to purchase them from one of their competitors. The online retail giant then added, "Good luck finding one. Mwahahahahahahahahahahahaha (inhale) hahahahahahahahahahaha"
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(Las Vegas Review Journal)
 
 
 
Be careful when bicycling in the wilderness. Keep your eyes peeled at all times, so that you don't have an unfortunate encounter with dangerous creatures like mountain lions, bears, or if you're very unlucky - ravers
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Tue May 27, 2014
(Den of Geek (US))
 
 
 
Steven Moffat claims the BBC was going to cancel Doctor Who because David Tennant was just so awesome. Considering Moffat's run, all subby can say is: better luck next time, BBC
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Mon May 19, 2014
(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
Urine luck, Beaver fans. Basketball wiz Tinkle will stream his talents for Oregon State
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Sat May 17, 2014
(io9)
 
 
 
If you love movie quotes and diagramming sentences, this is your lucky day
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Fri May 16, 2014
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Is country music dead? "There appears to be not even the slightest attempt to "say" anything other than to repeat the tired, overused mantra of redneck party boy in his truck, partying in said truck, hoping to get lucky in the cab of said truck"
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(ABC 27)
 
 
 
This boy is "very, very lucky" that he survived a fall from a third-story window. No charges will be filed, but the boy's brother rumored to be grounded big-time
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Thu May 15, 2014
(Kotaku)
 
 
 
Wizards of the Coast files lawsuit against the makers of Hex: Shards of Fate for patent infringement on its Magic: The Gathering series. Hope they have a Healing Salve for that mana burn
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Wed May 14, 2014
(Hardball Talk)
 
 
 
Jose Abreu is now the seventh player in MLB history to have 14 home runs after his first 40 games. The others on the list? Good luck guessing
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(The New York Observer)
 
 
 
"It makes me crazy when people without gluten allergies choose to eliminate such things from their diet. If you're lucky enough to be able to eat a muffin and not find yourself in gastrointestinal hell, you should probably just eat the damned muffin"
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
McCain: "Goodluck Jonathan? More like 'F*ckyou Jonathan', am I right? No really, am I? I haven't felt right about anything I've said or done since before I hired that damn bimbo from Alaska's asshole"
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Tue May 13, 2014
(Palm Beach Post)
 
 
 
If you've got $35,000,000 and want your own Star Trek TNG bridge with Borg alcove then this is your lucky day
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Mon May 12, 2014
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Sue your scummy landlord in New York City Housing Court? Good Luck being able to rent an apartment ever again in New York City
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Sun May 11, 2014
(Formula 1)
 
 
 
Can Rosberg halt Hamilton's dominance? Will Vettel have more tough luck? It's the Spanish F1 Grand Prix, race starts 0800 EDT
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Thu May 08, 2014
(Metro)
 
 
 
Starbucks barista has to be special and give his 'cup art' that takes him 40 hours to make, to lucky customers. So che'che'
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(68)
 
(Sky.com)
 
 
 
President says schoolgirl kidnapping will be the end of Nigerian terrorism. Good luck with that
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(93)
 


Wed May 07, 2014
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
What to do when Russian troops invade your town. Curiously, at no point does the article recommend taking to the forests with your plucky but outgunned group of Wolverines. Author must not have seen that documentary
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Tue May 06, 2014
(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
Disney World 1971 monorail cab for sale on eBay, and the lucky winner can have the same experience as Brockway, Ogdenville, and North Haverbrook. And by gum, the monorail put them on the map
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Hillary Clinton says voters should draw a line in the sand and make it a hard and fast rule not to vote, under any circumstances, for ANY candidate who says they won't compromise if they get elected
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Mon May 05, 2014
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
This week's EPL title decider features Everton vs. Man City, who could go top for a day or two. At the other end of the table, failure is still an option. In between, plucky overachievers Man Utd try to avoid Europa qualification
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(Science News Magazine)
 
 
 
If you ever wanted to know how to milk a naked mole-rat, today is your lucky day
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(26)
 


Sun May 04, 2014
(Pajiba)
 
 
 
On last night's SNL, Andrew Garfield hosted and performed a sketch where he has to repeatedly make out with Emma Stone. That pretty much settles it; this is the luckiest person in the world
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Fri May 02, 2014
(Hartford Courant)
 
 
 
Q: How can I stop my dog from barking at squirrels? A: She's a terrier so you'll have better luck training the squirrels
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(55)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
In today's episode of "Good Luck With That," militant moocher/racist Cliven Bundy files criminal complaint with sheriff against the Bureau of Land Management
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(Optimal Human Modulation)
 
Video
 
If you woke up this morning thinking, "Man. I could go for a video exploring the use of synesthetic drones and neon dubstep within the paradigm of a surveillance state,"...well then. Today's your lucky day
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(9)
 
(Popular Science)
 
 
 
Ever wanted to turn your umbrella into a mobile weather station? Today is your lucky day. Also, you're weird
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(8)
 


Sun April 27, 2014
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Virginia Christians prepare for 40-day hunger strike against same-sex marriage. Good luck with that, and can we have what's in your fridge now?
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Study claims women are more likely to cheat if their man has a large penis. FARKers immediately understand why they've all been so unlucky in love
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Thu April 24, 2014
(YouTube)
 
 
 
If you think 7 year old MattyBRaps is pretty fly for a white guy, you're in luck. He's got 150 more videos to enjoy
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(18)
 

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