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54 headlines found matching 'lows'
Thu July 20, 2017
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(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Nano-technology breakthrough allows console graphics to render as fast as a last generation PC
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Wed July 19, 2017
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
This rehab clinic not only allows patients to smoke pot, but encourages it
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Tue July 18, 2017
(Reason Magazine)
 
 
 
You know Civil Asset Forfeiture- The program that allows police to steal from people? Jeff Sessions is expanding it
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Sat July 15, 2017
(PsyPost)
 
 
 
Having sex once a week slows the aging process. Which is just more bad news for married couples
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Fri July 14, 2017
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Texas now allows you to bring a sword to a gun fight
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Thu July 13, 2017
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Goldman Sachs follows Pied Piper, relaxes dress code for techs in fight for talent
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Sat July 08, 2017
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Outlawing guns leads to knife attacks. Outlawing knives leads to acid attacks. Now they're going to outlaw acid, and see what horror follows that
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Mon July 03, 2017
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Car plows into crowd near Boston's Logan airport. Police report "several pedestrians with injuries" of "varying severity." Story developing
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Sat July 01, 2017
(NBC Sports)
 
 
 
Friday night MLB recap - Joey Gallo hits the longest opposite-field home run of 2017, O's bullpen blows the game after 2 outs in the bottom of the 9th, and Dodgers complain of Padres stealing signs leading to both managers ejected
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Like the swallows to the monastery at Capistrano, so have the whales returned to the casinos of Macau. Odds are you submitted this with a less metaphory headline
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(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
Man blows penis off with premature discharge
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Thu June 29, 2017
(National Park Service)
 
 
 
Yellowstone bison have the right-of-way, they don't care about your vacation photos
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Wed June 28, 2017
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
If your baseball team is looking for a catcher who allows 7 stolen bases in 1 game then blames the team's star pitcher, the Cubs would like to speak with you
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Tue June 27, 2017
(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Almost 1,000 earthquakes at Yellowstone in 2 weeks and still no Armageddon. Just erupt already and end us all
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Fri June 23, 2017
(Billings Gazette)
 
 
 
"For many tourists, firing a Gatling gun or machine gun rounds out Yellowstone vacation"
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Thu June 22, 2017
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Charter fined $13 mil for failing to provide promised broadband but fine print allows them to only pay $1 mil. And their excuse? Pole owners. Really
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Wed June 21, 2017
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
RICO follows The Don, the Oversight Committee wants to know why Kushner and Flynn weren't blocked and a WSJ reporter was canned for arms sales. It's time for Rachel to explain it all at 9 PM EDT on MSNBC
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
If your pet snake swallows your favorite barbecue tongs, let them go, man. Unless you know how to massage your snake to make him cough them back up, of course
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Tue June 20, 2017
(Newsweek)
 
 
 
I don't want to alarm you or anything, but the Yellowstone supervolcano has been hit by at least 400 earthquakes since June 12
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Mon June 19, 2017
(Omaha World Herald)
 
 
 
Wind blows car door shut on 1-year-old. Mom calls cops for help, police arrive, free child, ticket mom with misdemeanor, for The Infallible Gods of Municipal Revenue must be appeased
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Fri June 16, 2017
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Exercise slows the aging process. Mostly for people who feel how slowly time seems to pass when they're in the middle of a workout
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Thu June 15, 2017
(KTAR Phoenix)
 
 
 
Remember: Yellowstone hot springs is not your own personal health sauna
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Tue June 13, 2017
(Smithsonian Magazine)
 
 
 
This day in history: USPS no longer allows children to be delivered by mail
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
"Happiness in intelligent people is the rarest thing I know"
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Wed June 07, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Seedless avocado blows up Instagram, pits millennials against foodies against hipsters against skeptics and it's just terrible
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Fri June 02, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
Trump follows through on threat to see court in court. It's the Supreme Court, simply the best court, believe me
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Sat May 27, 2017
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
NY Times swallows its pride and says Mitch McConnell might be right about something, agrees with him that it may be too hard to replace Obamacare
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Tue May 23, 2017
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Truck plows into Delaware company AnalTech, releases odor ...obviously
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Mon May 22, 2017
(News 96.5 Florida)
 
 
 
When a Lyft passenger blows her nose on your seat cover and starts throwing punches, it's time to end the ride
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Sat May 20, 2017
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Dad wins £101m in Euromillions. Dad gives kid £1.6m. Kid spends £550k on home. Kid quits well-paying IT job. Kid blows through everything in 2 yrs. Kid takes dad to court for more money. Kid loses case. The Aristocrats. Slovenly aristocratic child
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Thu May 18, 2017
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Speeding car plows into pedestrians at Times Square. Reportedly one dead, at least 11 injured
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Mon May 15, 2017
(Jackson Hole News and Guide)
 
 
 
White Wolf shot, left for dead in Yellowstone. Wizard of the Coast moved into protective custody
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Fri May 12, 2017
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Rays' outfielder Kevin Kiermaier allows his second Little League home run this season ... both this week
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Any sure-fire tips to a good night's sleep? New mattress? New pillows? Different diet?
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Sat May 06, 2017
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Newly approved drug costs $145,524 per year and slows progression of Lou Gehrig's disease by one third. Would you sell your house to live another year?
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Thu May 04, 2017
(US News)
 
 
 
Poor proofreading on Capitol Hill allows Jeff Sessions to crack down on medical marijuana in two states
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Japanese shocked to discover that having several generations form romantic relationships with anthropomorphic pillows, life-like dolls, and multi-tentacled animatronic succubi has had an adverse impact on population growth
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Woman swallows $7,000 in cash to hide it from her husband, suffers penalty for early withdrawal
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Sun April 30, 2017
(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
Odd Fellows Lodge tells teen who won a trip he can't go because he's autistic and they're out of underwear from K-Mart
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Tue April 25, 2017
(Dallas News)
 
 
 
Judge allows Tomi Lahren's legal team to get to the bottom of the mystery of which cheeky Blaze staffer revealed Lahren's butt warming pad demands to The Daily Caller
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Mon April 24, 2017
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Trump approval rating falls to record lows. This is not a repeat from basically every day since January 20
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Fri April 21, 2017
(Spike)
 
 
 
Friday Night MMA: Bellator 178 Daniel Straus vs Patricio Pitbull IV for the featherweight title. Also Ilima-Lei MacFarlane vs Jessica Middleton. Prelims stream at 7 PM ET, main card on Spike TV at 9 PM ET. LFA 9 follows on AXS TV
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Supreme Court allows Arkansas to at least execute the black guys before lethal injection drug expires
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Wed April 19, 2017
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Japan's Prime Minister Shinzo Abe has to face the fact that the Anime Pillows have beaten his fertility initiatives and so he needs to open wider the Gaijin Gateways
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Thu April 13, 2017
(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
It's not often that Target follows up on those customer service comment cards, unless of course you leave one about the sales associate whom you assaulted
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Wall Street is not too keen on Trump and his foot in mouth disease
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Tue April 11, 2017
(Chron)
 
 
 
MTV reality star blows his brains out at 27, which does away with one pre-conceived notion you had about MTV reality stars
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Mon April 10, 2017
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
NYPD releases bodycam policies, which provide no avenue for public access, no punishment for failure to comply, and allows the officers to view bodycam footage before submitting a report, thus letting them modify the report to fit the footage
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Thu April 06, 2017
(The Hill)
 
 
 
If New York ever wanted to know what it would be like had Patrick Bateman run for governor, they may find out if Donald Trump Jr. follows through with his threat
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Wed April 05, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
The Best Korean blows cash on racy lingerie for his harem, bubbly and cheese. It's good to be the king
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Tue April 04, 2017
(Some Planners)
 
 
 
Photoshop these constructive fellows
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Wed March 29, 2017
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Outrage follows when a video is posted of a 13-year-old boy's excessive pat-down by what appears to be the TSA's chief pedophile
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Mon March 27, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Trump's Obamacare repeal is re-imagined as a D&D game gone awry. Check out next week when Prince Trump (R-avnos) blows all his illusions covering a secret Tzimisce connection in a Vampire: The Masquerade LARP session
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Fri March 24, 2017
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Reality show contestants spend a year in the Scottish wilderness unaware the show was cancelled
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