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56 headlines found matching 'lows'
Fri September 23, 2016
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(Some Gadget Guy)
 
 
 
Kickstarter project allows you to save money by pitching a tent over your bed. Subby has been saving money since he was a teenager
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Hillary Clinton's lead blows wide open as the first debate looms
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Wed September 21, 2016
(Missoulian)
 
 
 
Fellows killed in car crash; guys injured
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Sun September 11, 2016
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
There's a lot of buzz over a program that allows former inmates just out of the prison hive to get a honey of a job working with bees
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Sat September 10, 2016
(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
Supreme Court allows Michigan voters to remain sheep. Baa baa baa baaaaa
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Fri September 09, 2016
(Jackson Hole News and Guide)
 
 
 
Yellowstone damaging morons to appear in court in November. Also charged for bad behavior at several other national parks in the Western US. You can't fix stupid, but you can fine it heavily and/or jail it
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(Chron)
 
 
 
Umpire Jim Joyce blows easy call that benefits the Indians. Oh, well; it's not like he cost a guy a perfect game or anything
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Wed September 07, 2016
(Nerd Bastards)
 
 
 
Fan-made trailer: Batman vs. Superman 1990s edition with Michael Keaton, Christopher Reeves, Lynda Carter's Wonder Woman and Gene Hackman. Still looks better than this year's film, even with Superman IV villain appearance
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Fri September 02, 2016
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Hillary Clinton finally allows reporters to join her mile-high club
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Fri August 26, 2016
(Popular Mechanics)
 
 
 
If light slows down as temperature decreases doesn't that mean photons slow down the farther they are from the sun and the universe is smaller and younger than we think?
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Tue August 23, 2016
(AZ Family)
 
 
 
It's not Evel Knievel, it's Holy Spicolli, the daredevil motorcycle jumping pastor. Says his jumps are symbolic of his faith, with the ramp representing the highs and lows in life. Gas prices represent sin and the self-driving car is the devil
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Fri August 19, 2016
(CNN)
 
 
 
Obama follows Donald Trump's lead and will visit Louisiana next week
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Thu August 18, 2016
(Slate)
 
 
 
I don't know what's worse -- that this Slate author thinks everyone who follows a Twitter trend to list their first seven jobs is a privileged, elitist scumbag or that this Slate author thinks Twitter users are going to agree on hashtag uniformity
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Wed August 17, 2016
(Heat Street)
 
 
 
MUST SEE: Photos of Hillary Clinton propped up on pillows
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Trump blows into his campaign, re-inserts it, only to get the blinking red light again
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Tue August 16, 2016
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Audi developing technology that allows cars to tell red light cameras to fark off
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Mon August 15, 2016
(NPR)
 
 
 
Hillary: We're gonna spend $275 billion on infrastructure. GOP: Oh hell no. Trump: We're gonna spend $500 billion on infrastructure. GOP: *swallows hard*
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Fri August 12, 2016
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Bizarre rule allows Michael Phelps to market his brand while other Olympians can't
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Mon August 08, 2016
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Balloon Boy and his brothers release Heavy Metal song in support of Donald Trump. Make sure you get paid up front fellows
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Wed August 03, 2016
(The Root)
 
 
 
New website allows guilty-feeling white Americans to offer reparations to blacks
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Mon August 01, 2016
(WWE)
 
 
 
HOW juiced is Brock Lesnar for his match with Randy Orton? CAN New Day respond to Anderson & Gallows? WILL Sasha Banks respond to subby's drunken 3am phone calls? LIVE from ATLANTA, THIS is YOUR WWE RAW discussion thread (8pm ET on USA/pre-show 7:30pm)
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Sun July 31, 2016
(Mashable)
 
 
 
New Pokemon Go enabled smart sneakers allow wearers to play Pokemon Go and walk at the same time. Next up, app that allows people to chew gum and play Pokemon Go at the same time
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Mon July 25, 2016
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Next on Behind the Transformers: Megatron gives up his war with Optimus and follows his dream of being a waitress, until racist comments get him fired
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(iNews (UK))
 
 
 
Music festival allows music fans to test how strong their drugs are. Don't take the brown acid
source: inews.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 


Sat July 23, 2016
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Cool new VR allows you to experience life as a bat. Unfortunately, you look like a human microphone when wearing the gear
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Wed July 20, 2016
(Vice)
 
 
 
Author hangs around in supermarkets, waiting for people to buy a bottle of vodka. He follows five different bottles out to wherever they were going. These are their stories
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Thu July 14, 2016
(BBC-US)
 
NewsFlash
 
Horror and panic as truck plows into Bastille Day crowd in Nice. Gunfire reported
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Mon July 11, 2016
(Aeon.co)
 
 
 
The very real proposal to shield future humans from toxic waste using glowing cats
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Fri July 08, 2016
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Donald Trump responds to Dallas police tragedy in atypical fashion, then blows it with comments about police shooting black men in LA, MN
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(TaxProf)
 
 
 
IRS allows 60% of ex-employees (including those being disciplined) to keep their IDs and access buildings, computers
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Worker who was given a paycheck worth 100x what he should have received blows most of it on a new car, hotel rooms, designer clothes, cocaine, vodka, and online gambling. The rest he wasted
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Tue July 05, 2016
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
British Islamic State jihadist goes "Nutella," blows himself up in Iraq
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Sun July 03, 2016
(The Daily Caller)
 
 
 
Cosmopolitan's reputation as one of the world's leading scientific journals in disarray after it predicts global warming will cause a surge in shark attacks this year, although it allows that baby sharks are "cute"
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Fri July 01, 2016
(NECN Boston)
 
 
 
Vermont allows concealed carry without a permit. It also allows this guy to show everyone he's not concealing anything
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Man watching new shark attack movie The Shallows surprised to learn it's in 4D
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Wed June 29, 2016
(Newser)
 
 
 
Guy drinks himself silly for eight hours, plows into concrete wall, sues bar because what a bunch of irresponsible jerks
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Tue June 28, 2016
(ABC News)
 
 
 
The final whistle blows for legendary Tennessee womens' basketball coach Pat Summitt
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Sun June 26, 2016
(Page Six)
 
 
 
The latest victim of NYC's real-estate plutocracy? A legendary swingers' club: "After the last night, they are giving away all the furniture and pillows, and the mats from the Mat Room." Ewww
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Finding Dory swims to a second week at #1 with $75 million, Independence Day 2 bombing at #2 with $43 million. Shark bait The Shallows beached at #4 with $16 million, Free State of Jones bombing at #5 with $7 million, The Neon Demon not even on board
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Sun June 19, 2016
(Jayski's Silly Season Site)
 
 
 
Corn corn corn Brad Keselowski? Corn corn Erik Jones corn Crayons blue maize? Corn Bubba Wallace corn corn? Corn corn corn NASCORN Xfinity Series corn corn Iowa Speedway corn American Ethanol E15 250, corn corn 1:30 PM ET corn Fox Corn 1. Corn
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Sat June 18, 2016
(Gloucestershire Live)
 
 
 
Brits are going freaky for freakshakes: "The idea is that it's a really good quality milkshake that is then loaded with all sorts of terrible things that are really bad for you, like pretzels and Oreos and marshmallows"
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Thu June 16, 2016
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Of the 40 people Donald Trump follows on Twitter, 35 of them are his family, employees, hotels, campaign staff, media pundits, or Apprentice contestants. Essentially, he's following himself
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Tue June 14, 2016
(KTVH Helena)
 
 
 
Yellowstone bears are now opening car doors to get at the tasty tourists inside
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Sun June 12, 2016
(Jayski's Silly Season Site)
 
 
 
Brad Keselowski is ready to crash through the announcer's booth, and Joe Gibbs is banned from the track thanks to his history with the Redskins when the NASCAR Sprint Cup Series hits Michigan for the FireKeepers Casino 400, 1 PM ET on Fox Sports 1
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Fri June 10, 2016
(CBS New York)
 
 
 
Staten Island plans on deer vasectomies to control overpopulation, admits the real problem will be training them how to sit for several days on those doughnut pillows
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Wed June 08, 2016
(Billings Gazette)
 
 
 
All hopes of finding man who fell into hot spring in Yellowstone have dissolved
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(Bozeman Daily Chronicle)
 
 
 
Yellowstone has had enough this year, begins killing tourists
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Tue June 07, 2016
(KSL Salt Lake City)
 
 
 
Not content with waiting for kids to fall into animal enclosures, Hogle Zoo in Salt Lake allows leopard to wander throughout the facility. Your move Cincinnati Zoo
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(EFF)
 
 
 
Newspapers not going bankrupt without looking like idiots first: Newspaper Association of America files FTC complaint asking agency to ban ad blockers, proxies and anything that allows readers "to evade metered subscription systems and paywalls"
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Remember that bison calf that was euthanized in Yellowstone after tourists put it in their car? Turns out it was already dead but no one had told it yet
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Sun June 05, 2016
(Daily Snark)
 
 
 
Not News: Car chase. News: Guy fools traffic copter by diving out window under cover of trees. Fark: Guy blows it wearing a Tony Romo jersey
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Sat June 04, 2016
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
We've all seen so-called 'amazing' footage of UFOs, but a new video blows them all out the water
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Fri June 03, 2016
(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
New 'shark shield' device allows divers to swim in shark-infested waters without fear of being eaten, instead of perhaps staying in the boat like sane people
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Thu June 02, 2016
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Shaquille O'Neal tries to pose as Lyft driver, blows it when he tries to teach passenger how to shoot free throws
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Tue May 31, 2016
(WSAZ West Virginia)
 
 
 
New W.Va. law allows the purchase of more powerful fireworks. Number of stories featuring the phrase "Hey y'all, watch this" projected to rise
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Sun May 29, 2016
(Cleveland Plain Dealer)
 
 
 
Having learned nothing from the recent incident at Yellowstone with the baby bison, woman brings a baby deer into a police station because she thinks it's been abandoned
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