Source	Fark Headline		Comments
		What do Arkansas, Oklahoma, Idaho and Utah all have in common? They loves to marry their wimmenfolk off good and early  (news.yahoo.com)	(131)

Crosby's bag of gold medal winning equipment was not stolen, a handful of sticks and 4 gloves were found at Pearson. Hockey Canada glad to have a stick and glove back  (tsn.ca)

(29)

Republicans: Screw it. We'll just repeal heathcare reform in a few years if it ever does pass  (article.nationalreview.com)

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		Mo'Nique on her husband: "He loves the hairy legs and if Sid likes the hairy legs, there you go"  (starpulse.com)	(152)
		If you happen to find Sidney Crosby's Olympic hockey gloves and stick that he tossed in the air after scoring the winning overtime goal against Team USA, 35 million Canadians would like to have a word with you. You can keep the mouth guard  (google.com)	(118)

(Some Dubliners)

The highest-earning musical act in 2009? Turns out, it's U2. Proof that almost everyone loves U2  (digitalspy.com)

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		Tiger Woods apologizes at pre-school. "Sometimes, when a man loves a woman, and she has fantastic cans, an ass you could carry books on, and a special area blessed by Jesus, boo-boos can happen"  (sports.yahoo.com)	(109)
		Steve King (R-eally loves terrorism): Terrorist attacks against government agencies are understandable because the IRS is un-American  (yglesias.thinkprogress.org)	(174)

With an overbooked schedule of performing, giving interviews, and posing topless with gigantic flipper-gloves over her knockers, Lady Gaga is finally getting stressed out (SFW-ish)  (mirror.co.uk)

(83)

Mike Huckabee: "I met Michelle Obama, and she was really nice, and she really loves this country." Hannity: "GARBL GARBL WHARR GARBL WHARR WHARR WHARR"  (mediamatters.org)

(175)

'Good' cholesterol can cause heart disease, 'bad' cholesterol can be harmless, and eggs -- ah, screw all of this, I'm taking up smoking  (msnbc.msn.com)

(112)

Katy Perry loves men with "a bizarre f**ked-up sense of humor." Well, that explains her engagement to Russell Brand  (contactmusic.com)

(50)

Michelle Malkin: Under Obamacare, Bill Clinton's heart would've shot out of his chest and exploded, killing him and everyone he loves. And small business owners would be taxed to pay for it  (michellemalkin.com)

(118)

Struggling screenwriters everywhere about to be pushed over the edge by news that the "Stretch Armstong" movie is about to be made, starring one of those sparkly monster kids  (aintitcool.com)

(21)

Dean Winchester: one of the greatest philosopher-heroes of our time, or a guy who just really loves hot chicks and cold beer?  (io9.com)

(45)

"Kristen Stewart's Joan Jett urinates on electric guitars, pops pills, snorts coke, and loves other ladies" in her new movie about The Runaways. Well color Subby sold  (cinematical.com)

(68)

Sylvester Stallone reveals x-ray of injury sustained during "The Expendables" shoot, a painful plate to his neck held by screws, which rumours has it, he fixed himself with a bowie knife, a needle, some string and a screwdriver  (thesun.co.uk)

(25)

"I just widened the zebra's nose, changed its feet to ears and reworked the shape and it became a Phoenix. Then I hear back: "Elvis loves them, can you do five more in different colours?"  (guardian.co.uk)

(7)

		There is a God, and he hates us with the burning passion of anal herpes: Adam Carolla gets a sitcom pilot at NBC  (hollywoodreporter.com)	(87)
		Legendary Chicago sportswriter Bill Gleason dead at 87, fondly remembered by frequent "Sportswriters on TV" sparring partner Rick Telander  (suntimes.com)	(26)

		Kim Cattrall loves pubic transit  (contactmusic.com)	(46)
		Proving their no horse so dead you can't sneak in one more blow, "The Simpsons" is set to mark its 450th episode with a special documentary  (news.yahoo.com)	(118)

Everybody loves the new paperless tickets from Ticketmaster, says Ticketmaster    (variety.com)

(33)

		Tracy Morgan seen bursting into sex shop hollering for some "motion lotion," rushed back into his waiting BMW  (nypost.com)	(59)
		The Top 10 conservative movies of the decade. Suprisingly, only 6 or 7 of them revolve around muscular, sweaty men rolling around with each other  (blogs.telegraph.co.uk)	(223)

Angry media personality wants his readers to send angry emails in order to get a host for Turner Classic Movies fired. Because he made an off-hand remark about how we're being manipulated by angry media personalities  (bighollywood.breitbart.com)

(45)

(Office Tally)

Dunder Mifflin - North Pole Branch  (officetally.com)

(17)

(Racialicious)		Witness the birth of a new law of the tubes. Bonus Ebert endorsement on the trackback page  (racialicious.com)	(75)
		Santa Claus loves autotune  (youtube.com)	(39)

Wal-Mart loves supporting the troops, except when it comes to overcharging them for shipping  (stripes.com)

(367)

President Obama LOVES the caulk  (hosted.ap.org)

(192)

"Lord loves a workin' man; don't trust whitey; see a doctor and get rid of it." As true today as it was 30 years ago  (starpulse.com)

(69)

British magazine Mojo names Animal Collective as having the best album of the year. Guess Mojo really loves bland, banal "music." Seriously...what the hell?  (contactmusic.com)

(66)

Gary Numan feels safest of all in cars, but planes? Not so much  (contactmusic.com)

(17)

Adrianne Curry wants you to know that she loves playing World of Warcraft naked and stoned. She wants you to know this so badly she even took a picture. (SFW)  (huffingtonpost.com)

(138)

Unlike "Everybody Loves Raymond," Ray Romano's new show "Men of a Certain Age" will actually be worth watching  (latimes.com)

(68)

Convincing prison guards those tomato plants you're growing is not marijuana for 5 months? That takes skills. Decorating them as Christmas trees? Now you're just taunting them  (thesun.co.uk)

(33)

		Alanis Morissette loves pot and writes all of her songs while higher than a GPS satellite. Well, that explains a lot  (jam.canoe.ca)	(71)
		Is Tim Tebow an awesome human being, or the most awesome human being ever to walk the globe in a shower of light and glitter, healing all who pass his way?  (miamiherald.com)	(138)

Box-office success of "New Moon" is comforting for future of movies, since it shows girl power is finally overcoming hegemony of overgrown teenage boys who traditionally produce and greenlight films  (movie-critics.ew.com)

(90)

U2 playing Glastonbury in bid to quiet haters. "Bono has the instincts of a perennial suitor, a rock and roll travelling salesman who almost sees it as a matter of pride to be able to sell his wares to the most reluctant customer"  (blogs.telegraph.co.uk)

(6)

(Some Guy)

The top 14 fake movies from real movies  (filmcritic.com)

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(thestranger.com)

Man has remote-controlled bowels implanted after motorcycle accident, really loses his shiat when wife changes the channel    (slog.thestranger.com)

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