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26 headlines found matching 'loves'
Thu October 16, 2014
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Look at me, I'm a worthless candidate, just like Mitch McConnell. Make me your senator. I'm the worst senator in the country. What's this? High voltage? Well I don't need safety gloves cause I'm Mitch McConn-*ZAAAAAAAAAAAP*
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Sat October 11, 2014
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
An orphaned kitten named Babybel, who lost her leg in a mousetrap while looking for food, has found a new furr-ever home just in time for Caturday. Beware because she still loves cheese
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Wed October 08, 2014
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Dan Snyder: "My Native-American friend, Mark One Wolf, loves the name R*dskin." Native-Americans: "THAT GUY IS WHITE YOU F*CKTARD"
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Tue October 07, 2014
(Fark)
 
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Totalfark: It's like a speed trap on the information superhighway
 
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
NC pastor, who previously told father to punch their sons if they saw them "dropping their wrist" takes the occasion of Jimmy Carter's 90th birthday to opine that the former president is heading straight to hell for saying that "Jesus loves everyone"
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Mon September 22, 2014
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Networks are befuddled after learning all of their new fall shows are receiving lukewarm responses from viewers and critics. Except for Gotham; everyone loves that
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Tue September 16, 2014
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Gillibrand drops the F-bomb in an interview about a congressional colleague who'd told her she put on too much baby weight; now he says he loves it when she talks dirty
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Mon September 15, 2014
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Writing articles about how people are doing something wrong: you're doing it wrong
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Sun September 14, 2014
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Winner of World Garlic Eating Competition downs 33 raw cloves in 60 seconds. "He came to the contest alone, which is just as well"
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Sat September 13, 2014
(WTFark)
 
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THE NIGHTMARE ON HUG SEAT: Japanese Manufacturer Unveils Anti-Loneliness Doll Chair That Hugs You. Yup. Totally Not Creepy Or Nightmare-Inducing. (Goodnight!)
 
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
From MST3K season 5, it's Eegah, a film starring the late Richard Kiel as a lovestruck caveman terrorizing a lovestruck teen. Joel, Servo, and Crow deliver a top-ten episode. "I've heard enough, I'll go beat him senseless"
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Tue September 09, 2014
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Woes of the bed-and-breakfast operator: "We get most annoyed when we have to get rubber gloves and tongs to pick up sex toys you leave in and under the bed"
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Thu September 04, 2014
(Popoholic)
 
 
 
Lea Michele sure loves Instagraming her bikini booty
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Hardcore conservative Grover Norquist goes to Burning Man and absolutely loves it. "The demand for self-reliance at Burning Man toughens everyone up. There are few fools, and no malingerers"
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Wed September 03, 2014
(Short List)
 
 
 
Jeff Bridges stars in a Lewbowski-esque ad for Kahlua. Only Putin loves white Russians more
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Mon September 01, 2014
(The Verge)
 
 
 
Everyone loves a good public shaming, especially when it's the shaming of hypocritical douchebags
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Sun August 31, 2014
(USA Today)
 
 
 
You might be spending a bit too much on your cooling costs when your employees have to come to work wearing gloves just to type or working all day under a blanket
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(Nylon Guys)
 
 
 
James McAvoy loves a good cry-wank scene
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Sat August 30, 2014
(Metro)
 
 
 
The New Doctor is examining those angry little pepper pots for the first time, so snap on your rubber gloves and prepare to go Into the Dalek at 9 PM ET on BBC America
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Fri August 29, 2014
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Transient orca sightings at all time high in Puget Sound. Experts say you can tell they're transient orcas due to their having a bindle on a stick and wearing fingerless gloves
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(14)
 


Thu August 28, 2014
(WNEP Scranton)
 
 
 
God Loves Sex
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Tue August 12, 2014
(Politico)
 
 
 
Obama is sending mixed messages. One day he tells me he loves me, then the next he drones my wife. I JUST DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU WANT *sobs*
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Fri August 08, 2014
(Newser)
 
 
 
Woman discovers that she loves her husband like a brother, in all the wrong ways
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(Opposing Views)
 
 
 
Dumbass claims Obama loves radical Muslims the same day Obama OKs air strikes on radical Muslims
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Thu July 31, 2014
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
The Notorious R.B.G. loves it when you call her big Justice
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Wed July 30, 2014
(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Vegan's ILVTOFU vanity plate rejected because nobody reading that would believe that someone loves tofu
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Wed July 23, 2014
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Hillary Clinton announces that she is "committed to campaigning" in 2016. For herself, for Democrats, for whatever. What can I say? The woman loves to campaign. She's a campaigner. A born campaigner
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Fri July 11, 2014
(Vimeo)
 
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Check out my latest music video because everyone loves eating Tater Tots off of a virgin to a horror soundtrack
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