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283 headlines found matching 'lot'
Sat July 22, 2017
Source     Fark Headline Comments
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Air France launches new airline specifically aimed at millennials - especially the insufferable rich ones who like flying to Paris a lot. Parlez vous 'hipster'?
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(Fox11 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Who is "the winner" of a lottery ticket? The person acquiring it? The person scratching it off? Or the person redeeming it?
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Fri July 21, 2017
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Protip for when you win the lottery: Don't hang up the phone when they call you saying you've won the lottery
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Thu July 20, 2017
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
When your anonymous "sources" are telling you Trump and Bannon will face the death penalty for espionage, maybe it's time to get better sources. And tinfoil. Lots of tinfoil
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
Michael Snyder calls himself a "true believer" as he runs for an Idaho congressional seat. His beliefs include vaccinations are evil and fluoride is a secret mind control experiment. No word if he thinks it's a Soviet plot too
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Wed July 19, 2017
(Five Thirty-Eight)
 
 
 
538 sampled 78 margarita recipes for science. Results forthcoming after they find their clothes and return the donkey to Tijuana
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(Fox 8 Cleveland)
 
 
 
In the event of emergency, your prosthetic leg can be used as a flotation device
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(YouTube)
 
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RedLetterMedia predicts plot of the Han Solo movie, with guesses so stupid they're guaranteed to be correct
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Tue July 18, 2017
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Charlotte men are stuck in a fashion time warp, dressing identically in blue shirts, black shoes, and khakis as if were still 1995 when Larry Johnson was the bee's knees
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
A lot of people believe cops can get away with murder, especially when the victims are black. But apparently, shooting a teenager with an AR-15 while he's driving away from a noisy party (while your bodycam is recording) is going too far, even in Texas
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Mon July 17, 2017
(Esquire)
 
 
 
Carhartt successfully markets its brand of all-American working-class ruggedness to wimpy office drones and brawny Trump fans alike, has clear edge in profitability because most of its clothing is made in Mexico
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(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Man mistakenly claims autopilot made his Tesla tip over and sink into a swamp, thankfully he was rescued by Sir Lancelot and plans to try again
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Sat July 15, 2017
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Has Yaley yaleyed? How will Nascar penalize Larson today? Has Morgan Shepherd hit the buffet yet? And a lot of unfamiliar names to fill out the field. It's the Xfinity Overtons 200, 4pm on NBCSN
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(Vanity Fair)
 
 
 
"The only secure computer system is one that is not connected to a network, does not have any USB slots, and has top-level encryption passwords to get inside. Even then, it's still not completely safe." Obvious tag is in your root directory
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Fri July 14, 2017
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
"If he shows up, you'll be looking for two dildos and a bottle of lotion," the cop advised
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(MSN)
 
 
 
The bad news for Fiat/Chrysler is the airbags in a whole lot of their vehicles don't work. The good news for Fiat/Chrysler owners is that it makes it easier for them get out of their burning car
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Thu July 13, 2017
(The Virginian-Pilot)
 
 
 
Virginia Republicans face the largest number of contested elections in a decade. It's almost as if a lot of people just looked up and realized what happens when they don't get involved in politics
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(Daily Kos)
 
 
 
"France is America's first and oldest ally, a lot of people don't know that" . Of course, most of the people who didn't know that will learn all about it when they enter 4th grade in September
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Turns out, lots of folks want the job of CEO at Uber
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: I drop my child off at preschool; there is a recently divorced woman whom I find fairly attractive. My child is friends with her child. I am pretty certain I would never act on anything but I think about her a lot. What should I do?"
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
For all you Eve Online Farkers: Five years ago, submitter posted a tongue-in-cheek post requesting the devs add the ability to clothe in-game corpses. The post has continued to grow in his absence. Grossness to the left, condemnation to the right
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Wed July 12, 2017
(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
Airport testing robot to help passengers through security checkpoints, both for efficiency and the fact that having a cold, remorseless machine tell you to take your clothes off in public IS some people's fetish
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Former MI6 chief said in July 2016 that the Agalarovs were the pipeline between Trump and Putin. Also that Manafort was orchestrating a lot of it on this side of the pond
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Tue July 11, 2017
(Panama City News Herald)
 
 
 
From the Panama City Police Blotter: Jock strap leaves butt out to dry
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Things that you expect to cause flight delays: weather, mechanical problems, drunk pilots. Things you don't expect to cause flight delays: air traffic control center evacuation
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Mon July 10, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
19-year-old California female wins two lotteries in one week, plans to start voting straight (R) from now on
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Trump's attorney says meeting between Trump Jr. and Kremlin lawyer is Democrat plot
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Sun July 09, 2017
(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Giant sloths, camelops, and scimitar cats. Oh my
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(Wired)
 
 
 
So, how many times has Mario died since the character was introduced? Turns out the answer is a lot. Coming next: How many turtles have been murdered by Mario. How many times Mario has been high on mushrooms
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(Some Film Guy)
 
 
 
Want to know why Hollywood always seems to be out of new ideas? Because the old ideas make money. Lots and lots and lots of sweet, beautiful money (with a nifty chart and everything)
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Having never heard of the concept of a cemetery, family fights with civic leaders to be able to keep a memorial to their dead son on a town-owned parking lot
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Sat July 08, 2017
(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
Here are the top 50 seafood restaurants in the United States. Is your favorite restaurant on there? What are your personal favorite places to chow down on seafood with lots of melted butter?
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Fri July 07, 2017
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Pilot who crashed plane in Everglades went on unauthorized solo flight. There's a Harrison Ford joke in here somewhere
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(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
Ever pick up items on sale, only to have them ring up for a lot more than you expected at the checkout counter? Welcome to the real world of JCPenney where it's signs vs reality
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Thu July 06, 2017
(NBC News)
 
 
 
LePage: Things would go a lot smoother if there weren't reporters around to report on my incompetence and corruption
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(Dayton Daily News)
 
 
 
Air Force to retired A-10 pilot: Hey, remember the Distinguished Flying Cross we gave you in 2003 for that CAS mission you flew through a hail of AA and a sandstorm? Yeah, we're upgrading it to the U.S. military's third highest decoration for valor
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Wed July 05, 2017
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Pint-sized and pimped-up, slot cars aren't just things you play with as a child. Meet the men who race tiny cars
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Pop quiz, hotshot. New report says Saudi Arabia has 'clear link' to UK extremism. But this is very delicate politically at home AND they're also your partners and have lots of oil. What do you do, old chaps? What do you do?
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(Alaska Dispatch News)
 
 
 
Nothing brings in the bucks to the local parking lot ammo shops quite like a good old-fashioned state-wide recession
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Mon July 03, 2017
(TuneIn)
 
 
 
The DJ gets up at some ungodly hour on the 4th to get the Mrs to the airport, so he's putting tonight's Paul's Memory Bank (8PM EDT) on autopilot while he gets some shuteye. Check in and berate the DJ for leaving his Farker friends all alone. DIT
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Plot details for Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them II have been revealed, and it seems a bit much like a retcon
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Sat July 01, 2017
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Are you upset that your kid's education will cost you $58,000 from primary school through the end of undergraduate studies? It could be a lot worse... just ask parents in Hong Kong
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Fri June 30, 2017
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
The F-22 Raptor will continue flying for another 43 years. That's a lot of in-air refueling
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
White House: Crime is directly related to morality. Since Chicago has a lot of crime, they're not moral
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Let's review the NFL scandal involving one of the league's most corrupt, cheatingest quarterbacks ever and featuring lots of sordid emails between team employees. That's right, it's the Eli Manning game-worn Giants memorabilia lawsuit
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Brain-eating amoeba found in two Louisiana water systems. Well, that explains a lot
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(WQAD Quad Cities)
 
 
 
Man plays numbers he saw in a dream, wins big in the Iowa Lottery
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Thu June 29, 2017
(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
"Flagler County deputies are asking for help to identify a cross-dressing man they say has been wearing women's underwear and placing pantyhose on vehicles in a business parking lot"
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
There's a brain-destroying parasite epidemic in Florida, which would explain a lot
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Wed June 28, 2017
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Rob Lowe saw Bigfoot and he thought it would kill him but it didn't and instead we get to watch him talk about it and some aliens on his new show The Lowe Files because Rob Lowe has no shame but he does need lots and lots of money. And blow
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Avatar 2 might use a new method of 3D that does not require wearing glasses. No word if the same technology can be used to produce a movie with a less cliched and derivative plot
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(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
In the age-old battle between Zillow and the people who mock Zillow, there can only be one outcome: lots of lawyers
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
NBC is about to make things a lot more expensive or piratey for American EPL fans. Probably more piratey
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Things in Venezuela are getting a bit coup-y as a helicopter pilot flies over their Supreme Court building to shoot at it and drop grenades
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Tue June 27, 2017
(Bozeman Daily Chronicle)
 
 
 
Tip: if you're traveling with a load of stolen guns you're hoping to trade for meth, the probation and parole office parking lot is not a wise place to fall asleep in your car
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(The Malay Mail)
 
 
 
Salvaged and repaired, Mitsubishi's Zero fighter takes off from Japan minutes before authorities could inform the pilot the war is over
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Mon June 26, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
The story of finding a monument to bumbling Kraut spies executed in 1942 placed on federal land by an extinct group of stormtrumpers called the National Socialist White People's Party. Obvious: It takes a lot of paperwork to remove a Nazi monument
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
After an uncharacteristic episode that featured "plot progression" and "coherent storytelling," Twin Peaks returns with the weirdest television since 1991
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Gay dating apps like Grindr are trying to "create connections beyond the bedroom," presumably in places like bathroom stalls, parking lots, and public parks
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(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
Perhaps the greatest inventions of mankind include the ceiling fan, the clothes pin, and the public library
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Sun June 25, 2017
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Lo, there was a great earthquake; and the sun became black as sackcloth of hair, and the moon became as blood
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Fri June 23, 2017
(Dayton Daily News)
 
 
 
USAF Thunderbirds pilots can do amazing aerial stunts and close maneuvering. Landing in a heavy downpour, on the other hand
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(CNN)
 
 
 
"Bachelor in Paradise" contestant contract revealed saying the show is not responsible if they are injured, suffer emotional trauma or are filmed while naked. Which are otherwise known as the show's plot lines
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Thu June 22, 2017
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Star Trek Discovery away teams will be protected a bit better by decision to add body armor ...and a lot better by decision against uniform color red
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Who doesn't trade their lottery pick away? Which team gets to officially hate LaVar Ball? Will Knicks fans burn the city down? This is your 2017 NBA draft discussion thread (7pm eastern)
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Amazon launches a "try before you buy" clothing line where people can wear items for a week before deciding to buy. Because who wouldn't want clothes worn by the hundreds of strangers who already sent them back?
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Ron Howard steps in to direct Han Solo film. No word yet on what role he'll slot his brother Clint into
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(Decider)
 
 
 
Tom Cruise allegedly got a lot of blowjobs on the Risky Business set. From girls
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Wed June 21, 2017
(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
You can get all sorts of shady deals from strangers in parking lots: someone selling speakers out of a van, cheap steaks from a suspicious truck, Florida women trying to give away toddlers
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
I'll see your 41-year-old genetic lottery winner and raise you with Joanna Krupa
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Taiwanese fashion designer, 41, hits the rare genetic lottery
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Tue June 20, 2017
(NPR)
 
 
 
Trump's financial disclosures show that he has a lot of money in the same way you "own" a house that has 20 years left to go on a 30-year mortgage
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Pick any movie or book title, and change one word to give it a completely different story or plot
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Steven Moffat and Mark Gatiss set to create new adaption of Dracula, which will be amazing for two episodes before descending into a sludge of smugness and overcomplicated plotting
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(JoBlo)
 
 
 
Scarlett Johansson on filming Avengers: Infinity War: "I think in one particular scene, there's like 32 of us, there's a lot. There's so many of us I don't even know who's a Marvel character and who's a crew member, honestly"
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop these empty clothes
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Mon June 19, 2017
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Robo-snakes may soon join auto-pilots on your gawddamn planes. Otto no longer smiling
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Sat June 17, 2017
(Politico)
 
 
 
White House trying to convince House Republicans to make Russian sanctions bill a lot friendlier, for some reason
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(Equestria Daily)
 
 
 
Pinkie is made ambassador to the Yaks. Will the Yaks like her? Will there be a lot of Yak puns? Will there be a Yakov Smirnoff reference? Find out on My Little Pony - Not Asking for Trouble, this Saturday on Discovery Family at 11:30am ET
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(Heat Street)
 
 
 
Alt-right protesters storm stage of "Julius Caesar Looks a Lot Like Donald Trump"
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(CNN)
 
 
 
"The casino is sorry, but your $43 million jackpot cannot be paid due to a slot machine malfunction. Please accept this $2.25 in cash and a coupon for a free steak dinner. So... we're good now?"
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Fri June 16, 2017
(PennLive)
 
 
 
Study shows eating lots of French fries and potato chips can lead to early death, and water is wet and not breathing can kill you
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(FOX6Now)
 
 
 
Pilot of the blimp that crashed at the U.S. Open yesterday had two emergency landings and a crash in two years. CEO says he's: "the most sought after pilot to fly this type of blimp model"
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Thu June 15, 2017
(Fox 32 Chicago)
 
 
 
Illinois is such a cluster-fark, even the lottery doesn't want to sell tickets there
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Jamie Foxx allowed a soulless ginger leprechaun searching for fame to sleep on his couch for six weeks. Shockingly, while it sounds like a plot from American Gods involving Mad Sweeney, it's about Ed Sheeran
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
United Airlines pilot decides that fuel gushing out of the wing might slightly hinder takeoff
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
TSA forced to repay $1.5 million after audit. That's a lot of shampoo and toothpaste
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Wireless charging of vehicles and personal devices maybe just around the corner. Hopefully, this "corner" is a lot closer than the one my grandmother's flying car is hiding behind
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
London tower fire tragedy could have been a lot worse if not for Muslims awake at one AM for Ramadan who spotted fire and warned other residents
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Wed June 14, 2017
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Man asks strangers on the internet to invest his $50,000 in the stock market. Apparently it's a lot less crazy than listening to the financial analysts at CNBC
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Tue June 13, 2017
(WBTV 3 Charlotte)
 
 
 
"Kids, remember to designate a driver for a Safe N' Sober Grad Nite, unlike your vice-principal in the parking lot"
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Word of Ivanka Trump's empowering message of work/life balance for women has reached the women actually making Ivanka's clothes and... Oh my, that's not good
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(Salon)
 
 
 
Watch a lot of TV? You probably have authoritarian tendencies. You probably voted for Trump. You probably have about 10 brain cells to rub together
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Area Man writes a song for every station on the Washington Metro. Must have had a lot of time on his hands, perhaps waiting for something
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Mon June 12, 2017
(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Toronto transit commission reveals the biggest reasons why your subway is delayed. "Train in contact with person" comes in at number five with 87 hours over 3 years. Lot of depressed people in Toronto
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
We owe a lot of thanks to Adam West's Batman
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Aviation officials say pilot crashed after GPS sent him to non-existent airport in Scotland
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Ways Britain is a lot like the US: In the wake of the Manchester bombing UK police rounded up everyone the bomber said "hi" to recently and called them his "network". Ways they're way different: They've admitted their error and released them without charge
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Sun June 11, 2017
(Fansided)
 
 
 
Dale Cooper keeps wandering around Vegas as nothing seems to be advancing the overall plot. Who is Richard Horne? What the hell is going on in Argentina? The confusion sets in anew tonight on Twin Peaks, 9 pm ET on Showtime
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Of all the things that have gone wrong with the F-35, you can now add "trying to kill the pilots" to the list. Because who knew oxygen was important?
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Sat June 10, 2017
(Equestria Daily)
 
 
 
Glimglam gets a butt message and has to solve a sister problem in Canterlot. Will Luna be able to adjust to the day shift? Will day ever break again? Find out on My Little Pony - A Royal Problem, this Saturday on Discovery Family at 11:30 am ET
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(From the Grapevine)
 
 
 
How you LOL online tells a lot about your personality
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(Rocketnews 24)
 
 
 
Japanese fast food chain Lotteria offers ghost pepper chicken sandwich, so spicy that you must sign consent form to eat it. Reviewer: "Once you resign yourself to the hopeless pain and despair of the spiciness, the flavor is good"
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Fri June 09, 2017
(Fox 2 St. Louis)
 
 
 
Wife's anniversary card to husband contains $55k Missouri Lottery scratchers winner
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(Daytona Beach News-Journal)
 
 
 
Your car wash might be dealing drugs if a) police can't find a cash register or car washing tools anywhere, b) police DO find lots and lots of drugs, and c) the owner's name is Pooh Bear
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Remember the officer whose husband choked a man to death in a Denny's parking lot, because he urinated outside? They are being charged with murder
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Thu June 08, 2017
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Here's the copyedited "Predisent" press release sent by Trump's lawyers and ... man, that's a lot of red ink
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
This will save some of you a lot of typing - the official anti-Comey talking points are out
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Wed June 07, 2017
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Gordon Ramsay drives James Corden to the airport, hilarity (and lots of beeped-out words) ensuses
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(Politico)
 
 
 
President Trump reaches out to Qatar's emir, offers to help resolve regional conflict:"Have you tried tweeting about it? Like, a lot? And really early in the morning?"
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(Page Six)
 
 
 
Ignoring advice from legions of Farkers, Ariel Winter's mom tells her to grow up and keep her clothes on
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(American Thinker)
 
 
 
For all their talk of voter's rights, the Democrats conspicuously ignore FDR's plot to use Social Security to steal every one of Drew's Friends' votes in the future, which has led to liberal control of Congress which continues to this very day
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Tue June 06, 2017
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Man choked to death in Denny's parking lot, which is odd because that usually doesn't occur until after the order arrives
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Today's Fark ready headline and historical figure ready for Fark: "D-Day's hero: Andrew Higgins loved bourbon, cursed a lot and built the boats that won WWII"
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Seven things to do if you win a huge lotto jackpot surprisingly doesn't include "pinch yourself, you have probably overslept your alarm and need to get to your minimum wage job"
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Eighth grader who refused photo with Paul Ryan defends decision: "I know what Paul Ryan stands for and I'm not going to take a picture with him. Kids know a lot and you should stop being close minded and see that too"
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(Den Of Geek)
 
 
 
So what does Dan Aykroyd think about the Ghostbusters remake? "The girls are great in it.... I was really happy with the movie....[But] The director, he spent too much on it....So he will not be back on the Sony lot any time soon"
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(AL.com)
 
 
 
Miracle baby born without a nose has died shortly after his second birthday. "He touched a lot of people's lives," his father said, with tears in his voice. "A lot of people cared about him"
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Mon June 05, 2017
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Trump accuses Democrats of obstructionism and says he wants them to approve his nominees. Democrats point out that things would go a lot more smoothly, if he actually got around to nominating anyone for those key positions he's complaining about
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
A rundown of the season three premiere of Fear the Walking Dead, in which a major character dies and people continue doing utterly stupid things out of fear, confusion, and terrible plot devices [WARNING: SPOILERS]
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(McClatchy DC)
 
 
 
That's a bold strategy GOP, plot an anti-media strategy for the 2018 elections. That should end with some bold headlines
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Policymakers are considering random drug and alcohol tests for airline pilots. In other news, airline pilots are apparently NOT subject to random drug and alcohol tests. Enjoy your flight
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
"Is it dangerous for humans to depend on computers?" Asks digital columnist whose trolling skills are clearly on auto-pilot
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Sun June 04, 2017
(Fortress of Solitude)
 
 
 
The Unaired Wonder Woman TV Pilot Was More Terrible Than You Think
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(CNN)
 
 
 
25% of shopping malls will be gone in the next five years. Consumers will no longer have a place to try on clothes before ordering them online
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Fri June 02, 2017
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
PornHub releases map of most misspelled search terms by state and it seems there's a lot of users typing with one hand
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(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
20 Great Hip-Hop One-Liners. Difficulty: No Sir Mix-A-Lot
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Aeroflot says new Russian jet is a 'serious' competitor to Boeing and Airbus. It even has a Presidential seal of approval
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Thu June 01, 2017
(Fox 40 Sacramento)
 
 
 
A matte white Himalaya Niloticus crocodile diamond Birkin 30 handbag was sold Wednesday in Hong Kong for over $377,000, making it the most expensive handbag ever sold at auction. That sentence alone was worth more than your weekly paycheck
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Obamas spend $8.1 million to buy 8-bedroom mansion in D.C. Wow, that's a lot of money for a big house. It's all solar powered,right? Oh. Well, they're housing homeless people in the empty bedrooms, right? Oh. Growing vegetables for food banks? Damn
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(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
Q: Does tequila have positive health benefits? A: If by positive health benefits you mean making you strip out of your clothing before falling headfirst onto the floor, then yes, yes it does
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Wed May 31, 2017
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Taking a trip this summer? There are a lot of places that would rather you didn't come. Behold the popular places that are openly hostile to tourists
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Rep. Adam Schiff recalls the time he met with President Trump in March to look at "evidence" of wiretapping. There were some unexpected plot twists, but the ending was unoriginal and clichéd
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Tue May 30, 2017
(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
First on Raw, the plot is building toward extreme 5-way action while Bayley and Alexa battle for sticks on poles. Tomorrow on SDL, the Jinderella story marches on. Will Day One still be H? Monday/Tuesday 8pm ET on USA
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
There's a whole lot of shaking going on in this server room with an isolated anti-earthquake floor
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(The Vintage News)
 
 
 
Crusades-era hand grenade found in Israel. And the Lord did grin, and the people did feast upon the lambs, and sloths, and carp, and anchovies, and orangutans, and breakfast cereals, and fruit bats, and large chu -
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Hollywood wants you to know that your insistence on using sites like Rotten Tomatoes to call out their shiatty movies is making it a lot harder for them to make money on shiatty movies. So, you know, stop it
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Mon May 29, 2017
(Arkansas Online)
 
 
 
"There's a lot of difference between spring water and marijuana," says the chairman of one bank who doesn't want to see medical marijuana in his town. And don't get him started on teenagers dancing
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Sun May 28, 2017
(Motor Racing Network)
 
 
 
A long day of racing comes to a close with the final 600 miles of the Ironbutt 1262 as the NASCAR Winston Cup series runs their longest race of the year back home at Charlotte Motor Speedway for the World 600, 5:30 PM ET on Fox
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
In another installment in the adventures of pilot Harrison Ford, his plane aborts take off ... twice
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Sat May 27, 2017
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Mother of the year found in Walmart parking lot
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(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Trump calls trip "home run". Looked like lots of strike outs and grounders to first to me
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
818 hot dogs are eaten every second on Memorial Day. Boy, that's a lot of cow lips and assholes
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(Motor Racing Network)
 
 
 
The longest race weekend of the year begins with the NASCAR Xfinity Series at Charlotte Motor Speedway for the Hisense, Lobrau 4K TV 300, 12:30 PM ET on FS1
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Fri May 26, 2017
(Twitter)
 
 
 
The reporters at the Bozeman Chronicle are having a little fun with the police blotter today
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Thu May 25, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
Photoshop this group of unclothed beach goers
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Wed May 24, 2017
(Politico)
 
 
 
Republicans: We thought we had this Montana special election locked with our amount of crazy there, it's a lot "closer than it should be"
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Piers Morgan reminds everyone what a bloody tw*t he is by getting into a Twitter argument with Charlotte Church over the Manchester terror attack
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(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
If you're not very good at piloting drones and keep bumping them into walls, you should volunteer your services to map underground caverns
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Tue May 23, 2017
(The Drive)
 
 
 
Good news, international black market arms dealers. If Venezuela goes tits up, you're going to be able to get a lot of awesome Russian hardware for cheap
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Sun May 21, 2017
(kcur.org)
 
 
 
When you pay a buck for a box of Hershey's chocolate, you're getting a lot of box for your money. Chocolate, maybe not so much
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Fri May 19, 2017
(Motor Racing Network)
 
 
 
NASCAR All Star Weekend begins with qualifying for the race at 6 pm ET, followed by Shrub stinking up the show in the in the NC Education Lottery 200 Truck series race at 8 pm, all on FS1
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(The New York Times)
 
Weeners
 
Mr. Weiner to plead guilty for sending his Mr. Weener to 15-year-old girl. Come for the Weiner, stay for the weeners. There's a lot of weeners here. Weiner
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Chinese fighter pilot flies inverted over U.S. Air Force jet. Iceman calls claim into question
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
UN counter-terrorism official: Obviously, we need to just ban all luggage, carry-on, and clothing for airline passengers
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Thu May 18, 2017
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Retail stores are in a LOT more trouble than it looks as an examination of the balance sheets of the few remaining department stores show they are basically credit card companies that give away clothes, shoes, and appliances to cardholders
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(The Register)
 
 
 
Looks like the pilots' union picked a bad week to stop sniffing glue
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Wed May 17, 2017
(TSN)
 
 
 
And the playoff grind continues over the border up to Ottawa who'll host Pittsburgh @ 8pmET. Will the Sens apologize for curbstomping the Penguins? Will the Penguins bring lots of hot dogs to throw to the fans? Will we have new 'soon' memes? SUP
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Dutch king reveals secret flights as a co-pilot. Before anyone makes Dutch rudder jokes, it was a German plane, not a Dutch one. Farts
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Tue May 16, 2017
(C|Net)
 
 
 
Bad trailers that show all characters and plot points encourage bad moviemaking, as directors and studios assess trailer reaction, re-edit movie to match the trailer, give the audience exactly the lack of surprise they want
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Arsene Wenger accuses some Premier League clubs of checking out and rolling over for Manchester City and Liverpool, denying his Arsenal men a chance for Champions League. "The league has changed mentally. Morally, it has changed a lot"
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Netflix producing first Australian series. Features lots of roos and shrimp on the barbie. Music by Split Enz
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Mon May 15, 2017
(Jacobin Magazine)
 
 
 
"The Privatization Prophets - For years, millionaires and religious zealots have teamed up to preach "school choice" in an effort to dismantle public education"
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Sun May 14, 2017
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Yes, the tape exists, and it reveals a lot. (Warning: Not safe for work)
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Sat May 13, 2017
(The Age (Melbourne))
 
 
 
I for one do not welcome our new robot pilot overlords. This is the hair-raising story of Qantas flight QF72
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
After spending lots of money and getting rid of all the dogs and sheep, the Battersea luxury apartments are now open. We wish you were here, that's really what we think
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(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
Remember the new California law which requires bookstores to keep records of all autographed books? Well, the plot thickens
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(Equestria Daily)
 
 
 
Rarity realizes she has been neglecting her little sister, so she decides to spend some quality time with her. Will this upset the CMC's plot to overthrow Equestria? Find out on My Little Pony this Saturday on Discovery Family at 11:30 am ET
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(Times of Israel)
 
 
 
Holocaust survivor shares a flat with a granddaughter of Nazis. Is it just me or do I smell a zany television pilot here?
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Insider reveals chaos inside White House. Lots of Yakety Sax and staff running around at double speed
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(Digital Spy)
 
 
 
Seven television plot twists so terrible they were walked back
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Fri May 12, 2017
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Although the new $1 billion scratch-card game is a high prize for U.S. lotteries, critics say its concept is actually a new low
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(NHL)
 
 
 
Well the Final 4 is set. Will the Perds hit a home run? Will the Ducks score a touchdown? Perhaps a (5) hole in one? A free throw? Lots of turning left? Red cards/flopping? What other unrelated scoring systems can fit? The final push starts at 9pmET
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Democrats need to embrace face-to-face politicking. You show up. You shake hands. You asks questions-a lot of questions. You don't talk down to people-you listen .... we're going to be stuck with the GOP for a long time
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(WTVR)
 
 
 
United flight delayed after 'scorpion reportedly emerged from a customer's clothing' First words reportedly 'Here I am'
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Wed May 10, 2017
(myAJC)
 
 
 
The glory of GovCo contracting: Burn an interstate bridge, set a completion date with LOTS of fluff, complete the work waaay ahead of stated date, collect heeewge bonus
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Tue May 09, 2017
(WWL)
 
 
 
Teenagers can still take their clothes off for money on Bourbon Street
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(CNN)
 
 
 
The rabbit died and now United needs to pay which I believe was the plot of Shirley Temple's first movie after she reached puberty
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
22,000 Days. It's all you got, it's not a lot. I kinda hope they're wrong because I'm hitting 20,000 this year. How many days have you been on earth? Does it kind of blow your mind?
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(NPR)
 
 
 
25 years ago today, Sir Mix-A-Lot released "Baby Got Back," and was a real come-from-behind success
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Mon May 08, 2017
(Olean Times Herald)
 
 
 
TSA: "Passengers leave a lot of stuff behind at airport checkpoints". Also their patience, temper and self-respect
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Mark Wahlberg admits Transformers V is just a funky bunch of robots fighting each other with no real plot
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
"F***ing hell bruv you have seriously lost the plot man" sez Liam to Noel about playing with a cartoon band in 2017, if you have forgotten 90s cartoon bands like Oasis
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(Forbes)
 
 
 
"What the Trump administration did last week on the federal budget was so astoundingly bizarre that it would have been a great plot for an episode of The Twilight Zone if that show were still on the air"
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
Tents do not work as personal flotation devices
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Sat May 06, 2017
(Hartford Courant)
 
 
 
Thank you for playing 5 Card Cash with the Connecticut Lottery. The numbers you are about to draw are losers. Would you like to continue with the purchase?
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Fri May 05, 2017
(CNN)
 
NewsFlash
 
Trump's pick for Army Secretary drops out after people find out that he's an insane religious zealot
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(KSTU FOX 13)
 
 
 
Your 11-month-old baby will not help you in a parking lot brawl
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Why do Americans smile so much? Maybe because we don't know a lot of languages
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(Tech Crunch)
 
 
 
Soylent raises $50M in venture capital, founder says he's working on "new innovations in product categories." I hear they need lots of people
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Thu May 04, 2017
(The New Yorker)
 
 
 
Ranking Dem on the Senate Intel Committee gives 2 to 1 odds of Trump not finishing his term. Lots of other words and umlauts in article
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Trump's indecision on how to best metaphorically bless the rains down in Africa could be China's gain, and if they get a foothold it's gonna take a lot to drag them away
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(KSN Wichita)
 
 
 
Group of bounty hunters who surrounded a car in a Walmart parking lot and shot up the vehicle, killing the innocent man, have been charged with murder. IG-88, Bossk, Zuckuss, 4-Lom, and Dengar insist they were set up by Boba Fett and claim innocence
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Wed May 03, 2017
(Metro)
 
 
 
Mother forced from home after Brazilian spiders burst out of a banana. That's a lot of spiders
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
Worst. Lottery. Prize. Ever
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(Hartford Courant)
 
 
 
Magnet school has long waiting list and admission by lottery... except good athletes can skip the line. So it really does prepare children for college
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
If former Obama adviser David Axelrod had thrown any more shade at Hillary he would have caused an eclipse: "It takes a lot of work to lose to Donald Trump.. he was the least popular presidential candidate to win in the history of polling"
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Remember that stunt Toyota did a few years ago in which a Tundra towed a space shuttle 12 miles? Well, it seems Porsche decided to do something similar, but with a lot more weight
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
As an EMT, you have a lot of responsibilities on your shoulders. Giving a pregnant teen a pelvic exam is not one of them
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Tue May 02, 2017
(Alaska Dispatch News)
 
 
 
Alaskan lottery relies on a wooden tripod hooked to some antique clocks via a metal cleaver and a barrel of rocks. Rube Goldberg and the Mythbusters approve
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Cop pleads guilty in shooting of unarmed black man. Plot twist: He didn't plead guilty to murder, but "deprivation of rights", which I guess is what they're charging racist white cops with these days to spare their feelings
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Why sloths don't get 'crusty eyes'. Fark.com - All sloth factoids, all the time
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
The first day I became President, they set me down at the desk, big chair and dark wood, lots of beautiful things. I'm thinking "how much better can it get?" Then I get a gorgeous silver bowl, from the Republican Party, and they want me to do what?
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Trump doubles down on claim Jackson could have prevented Civil War 16 years before it started but does not specify if he thinks of Andrew Jackson as zombie peace ambassador or if this is some weird Obama time machine plot
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Mon May 01, 2017
(Slate)
 
 
 
America could look a lot like NC by 2020. In case you're wondering, NC sucks
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Want to win the war against wrinkled clothes? Here are some facts you can iron in to your routine
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
To improve the health of your stomach, you could consume a lot of sauerkraut and fermented tea. Or you could smoke more marijuana and eat hot peppers. The choice is yours
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Sun April 30, 2017
(Vocativ)
 
 
 
Well, I wonder how much overseas data will have Trump's name on it? Whatever the amount, the NSA is getting rid of the whole lot. Conspiracy anyone?
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Fri April 28, 2017
(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
10 crazy moments from Alex Jones' custody trial, including this one: The images prompted Kelly Jones's lawyer, Bobby Newman, to tell the court, "He just takes his clothes off"
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Thu April 27, 2017
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Well, let's face it. There just aren't a lot of things to do in Jersey City
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
For 7 minutes yesterday, a whole lot of the world's financial internet traffic went through a Russian Government controlled telecom. Nothing to worry about, it happens
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Moms swear that a pizza sold in Charlotte, N.C. called "The Inducer" is guaranteed to induce labor in expectant mothers
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Wed April 26, 2017
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
One Brazilian Fernandes ordered back to prison. Man, that's a lot of Fernandes
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Not surprisingly, a lot of people have major beeves regarding this word
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Tue April 25, 2017
(Five Thirty-Eight)
 
 
 
Forget approval ratings, you have to watch generic ballot polls to understand how much people hate Trump
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(Patch)
 
 
 
Woman shuts down busy airport parking lot because husband wouldn't answer her calls. Turns out, he was on a flight out of the country
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(Quartz)
 
 
 
Ever wonder why larger clothes fit so badly? It's not you - it's strictly math
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Mon April 24, 2017
(Business of Fashion)
 
 
 
Ivanka's clothing manufacturer: Discount retailers, we heard you don't want any more Ivanka products. That's ok. We have this new designer, her name is Adrienne Vittadini. No, we totally didn't relabel Ivanka's clothing line. Why do you ask?
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(Google)
 
 
 
I'll see your four Mattress Firms in the same mall parking lot and raise you 10 mattress stores within .6 miles of each other
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Man arrested over elaborate plot designed to get him out of a vacation with his girlfriend
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(Washington Examiner)
 
 
 
"Fark all this mamsy-pamsy humane execution bullshiat. If we're gonna do this, let's do it right with firing squads and guillotines. And live stream that shiat." -- 9th Circuit Federal Judge Alex Kozinski
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Freak accident can mean a lot of things, being killed by Thor among them
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(Google)
 
 
 
If you thought that Starbucks-on-every-corner was bad, here are four Mattress Firms in the same mall parking lot
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Sun April 23, 2017
(Japan Today)
 
 
 
Fukushima plant sufficiently cleaned up so that 95 percent of site can be traversed without protective clothing, and cafeteria and convenience store are now open. "I used to eat cold rice balls. Hot meals make me happy and motivate me to work"
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Sat April 22, 2017
(Mashable)
 
 
 
Rockstar to companies using GTA V to help AI driving: perhaps you should have noticed by now that our AI cant drive worth dick and using GTA V is gonna get a lot of innocent pedestrians run-over
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(WPRI Rhode Island)
 
 
 
Expect lots of frowning photographs in ID's from Rhode Island as they will no longer allow you to smile while having your picture taken
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Fri April 21, 2017
(Fark)
 
 
 
I want to buy two, non-adjacent, lots from the same owner. Is it legal/ethical to ask them to overprice one and underprice the other? More details in thread. Tag is for subby, of course
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
"What happens if the President doesn't matter?" In the current White House, lots of fussing, crying, tweeting, and bombing of random countries
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
In news that's not at all alarming, half of the Trump luxury condos/home-building lots sold since the election have gone to shell companies
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(Me TV)
 
 
 
At age 90, "The Facts of Life" star Charlotte Rae looks back at her years as an alcoholic, and how her addiction peaked with "Sesame Street"
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Thu April 20, 2017
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
All those satellites colliding in that movie "Gravity"? Apparently that will be happening a lot in the very near future. Sandra Bullock has retired from the satellite fix-it business, so she'll be fine
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Aeroflot says no fat chicks as stewardesses because they cause the planes to burn more fuel. Sure, that's why
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(NBC DFW)
 
 
 
Frisco has this cool new car vending machine which is gonna suck when it doesn't work right and you're standing there banging on the window, hoping the car will fall in the slot
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Wed April 19, 2017
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
'Trump must hang Fresno State University lecturer on leave.' Wait, make that 'Trump must hang' Fresno State University lecturer on leave. Either way, we're gonna have a lot of fun, huh?
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Air Canada pilot: We'll soon be landing in London. Does anyone have an extra rear wheel to lend us?
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Tue April 18, 2017
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Alex Jones Custody lawyer : He's not REALLY nuts at all; those rants are just an act. Alex Jones on FB on the way to court: This is 100% real and anyone who says otherwise is part of a globalist plot to destroy me. Lawyer: Can I get paid in cash?
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(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Arizona's "blue lives matter" bill signed into law, giving off-duty police officers in street clothes the same legal protection as if they were on-duty
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(Talk Radio (UK))
 
 
 
'Sorry, officer, I completely forgot I was packing a loaded firearm when I boarded the plane. Oh yeah, should also mention I was the pilot'
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(Richmond.com)
 
 
 
Charlottesville, Virginia is a city without an Olive Garden. Crack reporters investigate how this came to be
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Mon April 17, 2017
(Global News (Canada))
 
 
 
The 'Prince of pot' claims to smoke and drive every day and that it does not impair your ability to drive. Subby forsees a lot of pull overs by police in his future
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Lil' Kim reveals elite grenade launchers to deter anyone from turning Best Korea, where the hamburger was invented, into a parking lot
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(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Are you a side sleeper? Back sleeper? Stomach sleeper? Your sleeping position reveals a lot about you
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Sun April 16, 2017
(AL.com)
 
 
 
If your county sheriff can withdraw $160K from the jail's food account and invest it into a used car lot without winding up taking all her own meals at jail's dining facility, you might be living in Alabama
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Sat April 15, 2017
(Den Of Geek)
 
 
 
The Doctor returns after only 15 months off with a lesbian named Bill and a guy who looks like a thumb in Doctor Who: The Pilot, 9pm ET on BBC America (earlier in civilization). Plus, the spin-off Class makes its American premiere immediately afterwards
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Thu April 13, 2017
(Slate)
 
 
 
That awkward moment when you try to brag that you have the "greenest office building in the world" after crossing an 11,000-space parking lot to enter it
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Marlins fan dives into the pool to get Giancarlo Stanton's second homer of the game. Apparently wet clothes are a small price to pay for a Giancarlo gopher ball
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(Apple 3.0)
 
 
 
Apple dork + lots of spare time + Minecraft = new Apple HQ in Minecraft
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Behold the Tesla employees' parking lot, where parking space lines are just a suggestion
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Wed April 12, 2017
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
'Fate of the Furious' deemed a miss: tiresomely long with plot and characters recycled from The Matrix and Brosnan's Bond films, padded with many self-serious leaden monologues, and directed by guy who can't do suspense. Yeah, you'll see it
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Tue April 11, 2017
(Aviation Web)
 
 
 
Problem: Pilot poaching is depleting the Air Force. Solution: Ask the airlines to stop. And when that doesn't work, just re-accommodate the pilots back into uniform
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(WWE)
 
 
 
Will Sami Zayn skank to the ring tonight? Is Charlotte about to wear blue? Could The New Day rock Tuesdays? Check out part 2 of the Superstar Shakeup on SmackDown Live, tonight at 8PM ET on USA
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
"My people are among the least prepared to survive a Trump presidency, but the 'Christian' president they elected is about to demonstrate exactly what betrayal really looks like - and for a lot more than 30 pieces of silver"
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(Shanghaiist)
 
 
 
Protip for college students: Don't leave your clothes outside for two weeks because you're too lazy to do your laundry at your dorm, birds will make a nest inside your pants
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(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
Here are 23 movies that are just awful but still made a lot of money. What other films would you add to the list?
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Uber manager admits to driver they know passengers lie about drivers a lot
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Northern California tribal leader gets death penalty for 2014 killings. That's a lot of killings
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Mon April 10, 2017
(PennLive)
 
 
 
Trump's administration is going to help kill a lot of bald eagles, no not an euphemism this time
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(AP News)
 
 
 
The View making comeback with more political talk. If they were any more political Whoopi and Joy would have been on the ballot last November
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(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
Here are 25 things you might be hiding in your attic that may be worth a lot of money. Ever found anything in your attic that made you good money?
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Sat April 08, 2017
(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
For the first time in 28 years, American Apparel starts making clothes outside the U.S
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Generals gathered in their masses, just like witches at black masses. Evil minds that plot destruction, sorcerer of death's construction
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Fri April 07, 2017
(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
Your kids would have a lot more fun playing by themselves if you weren't always hovering, giving too many warnings, and insisting on using household items for their intended purpose
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Thu April 06, 2017
(Syracuse Post-Standard)
 
 
 
F-16 Pilot ejects over Prince George's County, Maryland. Sideways pointed small arms fire suspected as the culprit
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Wed April 05, 2017
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Not all One Percenters opt to ascend Everest. Some are quite satisfied with sampling the excellent white-tablecloth champagne breakfast at Everest Base Camp prepared by top celebrity chefs and served by a talented team of Sherpas
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Want to try the newly crowned 'world's best restaurant'? You won't have far to travel, but you will need cash. Lots of it
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(Smithsonian Magazine)
 
 
 
Vanilla beans are a lot harder to grow than you'd think. The majority of the vanilla we consume today doesn't even come from vanilla beans
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(Salon)
 
 
 
Mainstream media now flooded with articles about how perhaps maybe this Trump guy is an incompetent bigot and the worst choice for President this country has ever made. Thanks. Thanks a lot guys
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Woman convicted in pizza-delivery-man-neck-bomb plot dies in prison
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Sat April 01, 2017
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
As it turns out, we don't know a lot about whale vaginas, because scientists are all about the male bits. What a bunch of dorks
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Researchers think newly discovered tunnels in South America were dug out by giant sloths. Talk about a slow news day
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Fri March 31, 2017
(The Hill)
 
 
 
The King of Jordan is visiting Trump next week, where Trump will ask him lots of questions about basketball and the Bulls
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Finally, the most important question plaguing the country has been answered: Is it legal to own a sloth as a pet in the U.S.?
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Thu March 30, 2017
(The Local)
 
 
 
A lot of Spaniards speaking with a British accent? Blame Brexit
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(The Drive)
 
 
 
The F-22 Raptor is now equipped with our most modern air-to-air missiles, but can't take full advantage of them since Raptor pilots prefer to wear monocles. No, really
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
There are a lot worse places to die in the world than inside the closet of an all-girl's high school
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Wed March 29, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
How Reince Priebus is handling being one of the top White House yes-men. Says Priebus, well, I find myself saying "oh you're serious" a lot whenever President Trump says something
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(MSN)
 
 
 
A young girl wrote to GAP to change their clothes. They listened
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Tue March 28, 2017
(Curbed)
 
 
 
Dutch scientist proposes circular runway for maximum efficiency in air-traffic control and airport land usage. Pilots on the ground can taxi into takeoff position with a so-called Dutch rudder
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Streaming rights become the biggest impediment to networks picking up new pilots this season
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
"This is the pilot. If you look out of the window to the right you'll see us shutting down the engine and dumping fuel"
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Trump's total failure as a statesman is highlighted as members of the GOP bring Putin's advance man Nigel Farage to the United States with plot to split California in half by applying his best Leland Gaunt impression
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Mon March 27, 2017
(Jezebel)
 
 
 
Turns out the Virgin Mary has a lot in common with the female American cockroach
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Sat March 25, 2017
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
If you ever wanted to live in a $7.8 million recreation of Camelot in suburban Kansas City, well... now's your chance
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