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27 headlines found matching 'local authorities'
Tue November 07, 2017
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(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
The Jello doesnt fall far from the tree
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Thu October 12, 2017
(NFL)
 
 
 
The NFL says this Sunday's game in Oakland is still a go despite being very concerned that Raiders fans may cough a bit while stabbing each other
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Sat October 07, 2017
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Sanctuary state? Sounds like you have lots of folks we might be interested in
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Wed October 04, 2017
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Trump: "We're going to wipe out Puerto Rico's debt." White House budget director Mike Mulvaney: "Um yeah, about that"
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Thu September 14, 2017
(Riverfront Times)
 
 
 
Local police: Come see our maths and our braveries for battling remoteness and humidity as we eradicate this jungle of marijuana. Public: Dude, that's wild hemp. Local authorities: Quick... Shut up, delete the post, release the crickets
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Tue September 12, 2017
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Terrified tourists stuck on the Caribbean Island of St Thomas during Hurricane Irma were left 'stranded' when a Marriott rescue ship refused to allow non-hotel guests to board. They had 200 seats open
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Sun September 10, 2017
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
We really need to clarify what is a hedge and what isn't a hedge to avoid all this hedge-rage
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Sat September 09, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
People who haven't yet evacuated the Keys, "You're on your own"
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Thu September 07, 2017
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Submarine builder admits to killing journalist, claims it was an accident and the sinking was a suicide attempt. Unlikely tag busy frantically wiping fingerprints
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Tue August 29, 2017
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Houston's flood so far, in pictures (not a slideshow)
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Fri August 25, 2017
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
America's best-prepared disaster response planning organization belongs to A) FEMA, B) Red Cross, or C) Waffle House. In other news, "Waffle House Jump Team" is the name of my Bloodhound Gang cover band
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
"(J)ust because I am a mortician by trade don't mean I don't do anything els(e) . .." would be a great name for a clinic that specializes in circumcisions by a 23-year old bag-piper named Josh
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Mon August 21, 2017
(Shanghaiist)
 
 
 
Nothing is more fresh for your dinner at a Shanghai hot pot restaurant than having a rat die, fall from the ceiling and land straight on your dinner table ready to eat
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Sun August 20, 2017
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Pope Francis may talk a good game, but the Catholic church is continuing to weasel out of paying sex-abuse victims by saying they "consented"
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Sat August 19, 2017
(Tech Crunch)
 
 
 
Google and ProPublica to co-produce Hate News index, soon to be accused of being Fake News index
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Fri August 18, 2017
(NBC Philadelphia)
 
NewsFlash
 
Several people stabbed in Finland. Suspect shot by police and is in custody
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Wed August 16, 2017
(Blogger.com)
 
 
 
Vandals put bras on Confederate Statues. History rewritten: Civil War pitted Brother against Sister
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Sat August 12, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
President Trump: Both sides are bad
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
It keeps getting worse: Now a car has plowed into protesters in Charlottesville, casualties reported
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
The KKK Took My Baby Away, Gov. McAuliffe Has Called a State of Emergency, Gabba Gabba Hey
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Fri August 11, 2017
(Morocco World News)
 
 
 
15 Moroccan teens treated for rabies after "admiring" donkey
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Tue August 08, 2017
(Think Progress)
 
 
 
It turns out there's a very good reason the White House has not commented on the Minnesota mosque bombing: the White House first wants to rule out the possibility it was a false flag attack
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Sat August 05, 2017
(Liverpool Echo)
 
 
 
Naked man horrifies McDonald's customers. Then things get weird
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Fri August 04, 2017
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Fresh off Donny TwoScoops' shiat list, Sessions decides to threaten sanctuary cities
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Thu August 03, 2017
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Researcher who stopped WannaCry ransomware was detained by the FBI after Def Con
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Wed July 26, 2017
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
U.K. to say goodbye to the internal combustion engine - and the freedom to burn old dinosaurs - by 2040
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Tue July 25, 2017
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Massachusetts Supreme Court says it's illegal to hold people on ICE detainers
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