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Fri March 12, 2010
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Because they couldn't contend with all the spectators, the Nanny State shuts down the famous Gloucester downhill cheese rolling race after 200 years of pratfall amusement (dailymail.co.uk)
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Tue March 02, 2010
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Small town in Ireland with population of 5,000 issues diplomatic snub to Israel. "We hope it will send a serious message to Israel." (news.bbc.co.uk)
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Fri February 26, 2010
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French animal welfare group calls for special road crossings for Frogs, presumably because they find it very difficult to get across with no legs (telegraph.co.uk)
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Sat February 20, 2010
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Councils in the UK are issuing parking tickets to their own vehicles, then refusing to pay, then suing themselves. Stupid tag in use because 'Farking Idiots' tag unavailable (thesun.co.uk)
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Sun February 14, 2010
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Apparently things aren't bad enough in U.K. state schools, so the next step is to bring in experts to explain why kids are stupid. Fark: One of the experts is Goldie Hawn (timesonline.co.uk)
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Sat February 13, 2010
Fri February 12, 2010
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Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned. Especially when she has pictures of your junk (thelocal.se)
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Fri February 05, 2010
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Police investigate string of TX church arsons, altar boys probed (azcentral.com)
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Tue January 26, 2010
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Meter maids will ticket you if, while legally parked, you leave evidence of your habit of illegally parking (dailymail.co.uk)
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Mon January 25, 2010
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Today's terrorist scare is brought to you today by, *shakes magic 8 ball*...cosmetics. Yes, you heard that right, cosmetics (msnbc.msn.com)
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Tue January 19, 2010
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Man recreates Grand Theft Auto in Virginia. And yes, shooting down police helicopters is involved (wset.com)
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Sun January 10, 2010
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Remember when Mexico decriminalized small amounts of all drugs and everyone said it would be the end of civilization there as we know it? Turns out they were wrong (azcentral.com)
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Mon December 28, 2009
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You may need to ease up on your indoor pot growing operation if you need so much energy it leaves your street in the dark. "The bulbs could hardly flicker" (dailymail.co.uk)
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Mon December 14, 2009
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Like Christmas decorations, the annual "we're running out of salt to de-ice roads" hysteria seems to come to the UK earlier every year (guardian.co.uk)
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Fri December 04, 2009
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[Kremlin] reports that a [US gov't] airplane piloted by [CIA agents] and carrying a cargo of [mutated swine flu virus] was [shot down] at [Shanghai airport] by [Israeli Mossad saboteurs], [preventing] an attack on [bases in Kyrgyzstan] (preventdisease.com)
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Mon November 30, 2009
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The 40,000 British parents who home-school their children may be required to undergo a criminal background check to qualify them to teach their children (dailymail.co.uk)
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Sun November 22, 2009
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