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Headlines matching 'liver'
Sat May 26, 2012
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(The Media Blog) Amusing Today's utterly OMFG newspaper front page brought to you by the Liverpool Echo  (themediablog.typepad.com) (72)


Thu May 24, 2012
(Guardian) Obvious Liverpool FC suddenly uninterested in hiring free agent coach Andre Villas-Boas, claim they can't be certain a messy midseason player revolt will make them champions  (guardian.co.uk) (29)
(SanDiegoUnionTribune) Dumbass What can brown do for you? Delivery driver waits in hall till woman finishes bathing to find out  (utsandiego.com) (56)


Wed May 23, 2012
(Oregon Live) Strange This summer's road construction delays are brought to you by a pregnant elephant. This is not a euphemism for the fat guys anxiously waiting for the roach coach to deliver their donuts  (blog.oregonlive.com) (11)


Wed May 16, 2012
(Den Of Geek) Ironic Uwe Boll interview. Oliver Stone is "that farking prick". Mission Impossible 4 is "completely stupid". Complains that "a lot of people just didn't watch my serious movies with an objective eye"  (denofgeek.com) (76)


Tue May 15, 2012
(WTKR) Followup Remember those postal workers who were upset about having to deliver to nudists? Well, turns out they never saw anyone nude and were just retaliating over complaints about their inability to deliver mail correctly and in a timely fashion  (wtkr.com) (33)


Mon May 14, 2012
(Gamma Squad) Amusing Thor delivers uncomfortable news to a radio listener who won't get his Asgard off the couch  (gammasquad.uproxx.com) (43)


Sat May 12, 2012
(The Daily Beast) Interesting British Olympic officials announce plan to deploy "sonic weapon" that can deliver ear-splitting, agonizing waves of noise to a large crowd. I'm just happy that Fran Drescher is still keeping busy  (thedailybeast.com) (79)


Tue May 08, 2012
(CBC) Interesting Woman gives birth in a Tim Horton's. This is the first time in years they've had a delivery that wasn't trucked in frozen from Ontario  (cbc.ca) (38)


Mon May 07, 2012
(Some Guy) Sad Aided and abetted by a complacent and apathetic populace ignorant of history and our founding principles Americans are delivering society into perpetual bondage at the hands of their government masters  (foundersrevolution.net) (72)
(Some Red Bull) Sick The Chinese have done it again. This time, it's performance enhancing drugs delivered IV to students taking finals  (ministryoftofu.com) (88)


Sun May 06, 2012
(The Smoking Gun) Silly A sliver of Beavis and Butthead, a few DUIs, some crazy eyes, and a couple of folks who know how to take a beating. It's this week's Mugshot Roundup  (thesmokinggun.com) (111)
(BBC) Spiffy Chelsea and Liverpool try and prove the seasons isn't a complete loss, a Manchester team slips up and Wenger flaps his arms. Its a joint FA Cup Final and weekend EPL thread. Let the banter commence  (bbc.co.uk) (416)


Tue May 01, 2012
(Last Angry Fan) Stupid Liverpool fan rushes onto the pitch and hugs Luis Suarez, then simulates masturbation before mooning the crowd. Or as they call it in Italy, fan participation  (lastangryfan.com) (10)


Sat April 28, 2012
(Norwich Bulletin) Spiffy After being turned down applying for grant, saucy eight year old uses her noodle and raises enough money to deliver 20 homemade lasagnas to the local soup kitchen. Garfield smiles, pushes Odie off the table  (norwichbulletin.com) (68)
(Fox News) Fail You're the founder of the "It Gets Better" campaign and delivering an anti-bullying speech. Do you: C) call the Christian teens in attendance "pansy asses" and mock them for walking out of your tirade?  (radio.foxnews.com) (894)


Wed April 25, 2012
(MacWorld) Stupid Google to begin penalizing "search over-optimization." sex nudity scarlett johansson free win cash viagra baldness cure male enhancement mortgage loan click lottery numbers UPS delivery notification  (macworld.com) (58)
(Rolling Stone) Interesting "Their vision is that if there's a sliver of folks doing well at the top who are unencumbered by any regulatory restraints, that prosperity will trickle down. The challenge that they're going to have is: We tried it"  (rollingstone.com) (188)


Tue April 24, 2012
(The Daily Show) Amusing Last night Herman Cain sat down with The Daily Show's John Oliver in a parody of 'Inside the Actor's Studio'. The results were magical  (thedailyshow.com) (58)


Mon April 23, 2012
(BBC) Video Winner of Best New Chef 2011 award is former vegetarian who learned how to cook animals nose-to-tail and is now devoted carnivore with all his heart, liver, and tongue  (bbc.co.uk) (18)
(US News) Obvious Adobe to launch new virus delivery system  (usnews.com) (31)


Sun April 22, 2012
(TSN) Cool After yesterday's 12+ hours of hockey your liver gets a rest today with just three games: 12:00 (Eastern) The Battle For PA, 3:00 Boston/Washington, & 8:00 LA/Vancouver. All could be elimination games so your liver surrenders anyway  (tsn.ca) (lots)
(BBC) Cool Arsenal/Chelsea highlight a week that also includes Liverpool/West Brom, Newcastle/Stoke, and United/Everton. It's your weekly EPL thread, where if you aren't already drunk, you aren't trying hard enough  (bbc.co.uk) (377)


Thu April 19, 2012
(Some Guy) Scary Neither rain nor snow, heat nor darkness can prevent the mail from being delivered, unless the post office is infested with poisonous spiders, in which case you'll have to come pick it up  (1035superx.com) (75)


Mon April 16, 2012
(BBC) Spiffy It's a joint FA Cup and EPL weekend. The north London derby and Liverpool vs the nations choice in the Cup and Citeh visits the Nou Camp of the fens  (bbc.co.uk) (364)
(Slate) Sad First they did away with Saturday mail delivery, and I said nothing. Then they came for Friday delivery, and I sent a strongly worded email  (slate.com) (266)
(Some Guy) Dumbass It's not delivery, it's diiiiieeeeeAAAAAAHHHHHH  (ketv.com) (79)


Sun April 15, 2012
(Daily Mail) Scary Senator Scott Brown and his wife involved in crash with a pizza delivery truck. Maybe next time they won't stiff the pizza guy  (dailymail.co.uk) (39)


Sat April 14, 2012
(Daily Mail) Obvious There are some novelty gifts you probably should not have delivered to the World Financial Center  (dailymail.co.uk) (43)


Fri April 13, 2012
(Some Bruins Blog) Scary Pane of glass takes a major penalty for delivering a blow to the head (with video)  (bigbadblog.weei.com) (48)


Wed April 11, 2012
(BBC) Cool Liverpool has a chance to stop its skid on Tuesday, while Arsenal, United, and City all are challenged with fence-swingers on Wednesday. Nothing more pleasant than a midweek EPL Discussion Thread  (bbc.co.uk) (274)
(New York Daily News) Followup After 11 days and 1.8 million views, college baseball player who delivered cheap blindside hit cowardly leaves college "for safety reasons"  (nydailynews.com) (102)


Tue April 10, 2012
(The Smoking Gun) Stupid According to Federal Election Commission records, Oliver Urface has joined joined Pat Magroin and Ibin Yerkinoff as donors to Stephen Colbert's Super PAC  (thesmokinggun.com) (101)


Sun April 08, 2012
(BBC) Cool Can Tottenham close the gap on third? Can Liverpool break out of their downward slide? Can Blackburn keep away from relegation? All this plus United and City both in action for the title race in this week's Premier League thread  (bbc.co.uk) (343)


Sat April 07, 2012
(Quad City Times) Cool Now you can get the best spicy mustard in the world, delivered right to your doorstep  (qctimes.com) (60)


Fri April 06, 2012
(Hartford Courant) Interesting Guard donkey protects sheep from predators, delivers a mean punch  (courant.com) (20)


Wed April 04, 2012
(Vanity Fair) Fail This headline featuring "Jennifer Aniston" and "oral" really didn't deliver what it promised  (vanityfair.com) (30)
(Fox Sports) Amusing Milwaukee Brewers release ad featuring "pitching prospect" Aaron Rodgers. Needs some work on his delivery  (foxsportswisconsin.com) (42)


Mon April 02, 2012
(Warming Glow) Asinine At the Community wrap party, creator Dan Harmon delivered a "f*ck you, Chevy Chase" speech and encouraged the entire crew to say "f*ck you" to Chevy Chase. Needless to say, Chevy Chase isn't very pleased about this  (warmingglow.uproxx.com) (205)
(Time) Interesting "More than 250 companies declared their intention to deliver OS/2 apps, including biggies such as Lotus, WordPerfect, Borland and Novell." Oh, the memories of a time long gone: Happy Birthday OS/2  (techland.time.com) (49)


Thu March 29, 2012
(Washington Post) Interesting Santorum visits Jelly Belly factory to deliver foreign policy address, new flavor ideas  (washingtonpost.com) (59)


Tue March 27, 2012
(Forbes) Cool Red Tomato Pizza in Dubai has started a massive innovation in the world of pizza delivery and the latest candidate for GREATEST THING EVER  (forbes.com) (70)


Mon March 26, 2012
(Some Really Stoned Ninja) Spiffy Medical marijuana delivery man robbed by ninjas. Yes way  (sgvtribune.com) (19)


Sat March 24, 2012
(Some Tacos) Amusing "The U.S. government is single-handedly preventing you from ordering a taco and having it delivered to you by a totally sweet pilot-less helicopter"  (marginalrevolution.com) (39)


Thu March 22, 2012
(Marketwatch) Spiffy These profits deliver  (marketwatch.com) (2)


Wed March 21, 2012
(BBC) Cool Bonus midweek EPL thread, featuring Spurs, Arsenal, Liverpool and a massive El Plastico clash between Man City and Chelsea  (bbc.co.uk) (122)


Mon March 19, 2012
(Mother Nature Network) Obvious It turns out celebrity chefs like Rachael Ray, Jamie Oliver, and Gwyneth Paltrow might not have written and researched every single recipe that appears in their cookbooks  (mnn.com) (216)


Wed March 14, 2012
(New York Daily News) Amusing And, lo, the lamb opened the seventh seal and saw that Snooki wants Pauly D to DJ the birth of her child in the delivery room  (nydailynews.com) (68)


Fri March 09, 2012
(Uproxx) Obvious The #Kony2012 movement needed a good mocking, and the internet is here to deliver it (slideshow)  (uproxx.com) (22)


Thu March 08, 2012
(Syracuse.com) Cool Aaron Sorkin will deliver commencement speech at Syracuse University this Spring. The speech will be delivered during a walking tour through campus hallways and include a lengthy aside about a Gilbert and Sullivan musical  (syracuse.com) (28)
(Some Guy) Strange University and corporate licensee hopes new drug delivery system and possible cancer cure will draw your attention away from the "humanized cobra venom"  (bigislandvideonews.com) (13)


Sun March 04, 2012
(DVice) Interesting Pepper spray can now be delivered from 150 feet away at 60-90 mph. It's getting to where you have to start behaving at protests  (dvice.com) (131)
(Daily Mail) Spiffy Can Spurs bounce back after their collapse against Arsenal? Can Liverpool use their Cup win to springboard them into a CL spot? Two huge fixtures highlight this week's ELP thread, with LFC v Arsenal on Saturday and Spurs v Man U on Sunday  (dailymail.co.uk) (425)


Thu March 01, 2012
(BBC) Obvious Liverpool player involved in racism argument. This is not a repeat from any time in the past four months  (bbc.co.uk) (21)


Wed February 29, 2012
(Some Guy) Spiffy Peter Weyland, of Weyland-Yutani fame, delivers aTED Talk in 2023. It's chest-burstingly good  (slyoyster.com) (38)


Tue February 28, 2012
(PhysOrg.com) Interesting Ice-age coyotes were huge, and had to order out of a catalog that took up to 10 minutes for delivery  (physorg.com) (16)


Sun February 26, 2012
(Daily Mail) Spiffy Will Tevez guarantee City the title? Will Chelsea bounce back from their Italian job? All this plus "Dear ManU, having a time at Wembley, wish you were here. Love, Liverpool" smack in this week's EPL / Carling Cup final thread  (dailymail.co.uk) (621)


Fri February 24, 2012
(Fark) FarkParty NorCal Vegas Liver Warm-Up party: Friday, Feb 24th @ 7:30 PM @ Lefty O'Doul's. Drew will be there  (fark.com) (80)


Thu February 23, 2012
(Fox News) Obvious Obama to deliver a speech, possibly involving song, explaining how contraception limitations cause high gas prices  (foxnews.com) (43)


Mon February 20, 2012
(SFGate) Misc Rose Cliver, who survived the 1906 San Francisco Earthquake, dies at 109. In other news, there are still 4 other survivors of the 1906 San Francisco Earthquake  (sfgate.com) (42)


Sun February 19, 2012
(BBC) Spiffy Can Arsenal, Chelsea, or Liverpool salvage their pathetic seasons? Can Crawley or Stevenage slay a giant? The FA Cup fifth round is here  (bbc.co.uk) (222)


Sat February 18, 2012
(CNN) Interesting The US Postal Service wants to raise the price of stamps to 50 cents so they can pay for all the extra buggy whips needed for speedy mail delivery  (money.cnn.com) (208)


Thu February 16, 2012
(Denver Channel) Dumbass It takes 30 min. to get a pizza delivered, but 6 hours to get the pizza guy's carjacked car back using an app  (thedenverchannel.com) (34)


Wed February 15, 2012
(Yahoo) Interesting Proving that trolling may be genetic, Oliver Stone's son announces he converted to Islam--in Tehran  (news.yahoo.com) (69)


Tue February 14, 2012
(MSNBC) Scary Coke and Pepsi may be arming for another cola war. I remember the first cola war, son. I saw things you wouldn't believe. Delivery trucks on fire off the shoulder the road. Crystal soda glittering in the Safeway dark. Time to die  (bottomline.msnbc.msn.com) (171)


Sun February 12, 2012
(Daily Mail) Spiffy It is the most watched match in global football broadcasting. It is the biggest match in England, between the two most hated rivals in English football history. It's Man United v Liverpool in this week's EPL thread. There will be blood  (dailymail.co.uk) (354)


Thu February 09, 2012
(Digital Trends) Spiffy 32-megajoule railgun has been delivered to the Navy, is capable of launching a projectile with the force of a 64,000 lb truck travelling at 100MPH. No mention of how many Rhode Islands this translates into  (digitaltrends.com) (262)


Wed February 08, 2012
(Huffington Post) Strange Gov. John Kasich, eschewing teleprompters like any good republican, delivers bizarre off-the-cuff speech during which he mocks Parkinson's sufferers, cries like John Boehner, and insults the entire state of California  (huffingtonpost.com) (102)


Mon February 06, 2012
(ESPN) Cool Dispirited Arsenal kicks off a desperate claw for fourth place, Suarez returns to Liverpool, with lots of action culminating in a Sunday morning finale between Chelsea and Manchester. It's your weekend EPL thread  (soccernet.espn.go.com) (497)


Sat February 04, 2012
(The Sun) Amusing Beleaguered Arsenal FC boss Arsene Wenger uses Sam Wyche Gambit in front of disgruntled supporters group: 'At least we're not like Liverpool'  (thesun.co.uk) (10)


Fri February 03, 2012
(Huffington Post) Sick 1-800-GET-THIN: "They cut her liver three places during the surgery and put her in a wheelchair and sent her home to die"  (huffingtonpost.com) (122)


Thu February 02, 2012
(Yahoo) Spiffy Secret of red wine as revealed by scientists: "You'd have to drink more than 600 bottles of wine to get the amount of resveratrol that would deliver any noticeable health benefits." Subby: "Challenge accepted"  (news.yahoo.com) (135)


Tue January 31, 2012
(The Brooklyn Paper) Spiffy The hell with pizza, you can have a sex toy delivered to your residence in 60 minutes or less  (brooklynpaper.com) (109)


Sun January 29, 2012
(The Sun) Silly A fan made a monkey gesture during Liverpool v. Man U game. The Sun is there  (thesun.co.uk) (69)
(Daily Mail) Spiffy The FA Cup rolls on today with a full slate of action, including a revisiting of the season's two biggest race rows. It's a west London derby with QPR v Chelsea and a massive Liverpool v Man United match up  (dailymail.co.uk) (273)

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