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188 headlines found matching 'little'
Fri September 19, 2014
Source     Fark Headline Comments
(YouTube)
 
 
 
From December 6, 1986. Siskel and Ebert review Little Shop of Horrors. "Has an almost unbeatable combination of gruesome humor, slapstick sight gags, and really funny acting"
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Thu September 18, 2014
(The Big Lead)
 
 
 
According to CNN, the Arizona Cardinals' logo is a little red bird sitting atop a long wooden object, cylindrical in shape but larger at one end which, I don't know, might be used to strike a kind of whitish ball
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Little did Jay-Z know that someone with a keen ear would hear that he'd stolen a simple word from a song from the 1960s, and that act of theft would result in a lawsuit that could finally force rappers to stop plagiarizing and do their own work
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Wed September 17, 2014
(Fark)
 
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
"The nasty little secret of the NFL is that the men who run the game don't think very highly of the men who play it"
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Can this ugly ass tiny little hamster eat his tiny little hotdogs faster than renowned competitive eater Takeru Kobayashi?
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(9)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
The Vikings have switched their decision on Adrian Peterson, sending a blow to his ability to play and guaranteeing that it will be difficult to beat those little saints this weekend
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Tue September 16, 2014
(London Evening Standard)
 
 
 
Portuguese academic slams Brits as pathologically violent, filthy, constantly drunk and little better than wild animals: "In England real men have to drink like sponges, eat like skeletons and throw up everything at the end of the evening"
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Mon September 15, 2014
(Medium)
 
 
 
If you haven't cried your eyes out like a little baby yet today
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
"Orange is the New Black" writer enjoys a little Poussey
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(80)
 


Sun September 14, 2014
(Fox News)
 
 
 
This little piggy went to market, This little piggy stayed home, This little piggy had roast beef, This little piggy had none, And these five little piggies stayed at the Colorado jail while their owner went home
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Fri September 12, 2014
(Fark It All Candy Swap)
 
 
 
I know it's running a little late, I apologize. But it's here now; the Official 2014 Fark It All Candy Swap is ready to go. Follow the link to sign-up, or step into the comments for rules, feedback, and discussions
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(28)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
President Obama disappoints little girl, entire nation by not being Beyonce
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(25)
 


Thu September 11, 2014
(WTOP)
 
 
 
How to embarrass your kid when he gets older.. "Here's little Timmy in the bathtub. Here's little Timmy in his rabbit pajamas. Here's little Timmy, bored, faceplanting on a sofa in the Oval Office in front of the President"
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(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
"A 37 year old man has been charged with arson after allegedly setting fire to a sporting club rooms at Littlehampton early this morning." And that's the whole story, so for once you are okay only reading the headline
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(21)
 
(International Business Times)
 
 
 
U.S. milk prices hit a record high. Distributors immediately accused of doing a little skimming off the top
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(59)
 


Wed September 10, 2014
(Equestria Daily)
 
 
 
It was only a matter of time before someone weaponized My Little Pony. SO AWESOME
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Mon September 08, 2014
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Police book quadruple murder suspect on charges of aggravated assault on domestic violence, which seems a little like locking up Al Capone for jaywalking
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(40)
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
50 years later and the little girl who starred in the infamous Goldwater 'Daisy Girl' political ad still hasn't been annihilated by nuclear bombs
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Sun September 07, 2014
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
So many storylines, so many rivalries, rookies to test, veterans to step-up, everyone still trying to figure out what to call the team in Washington, D.C. and, oh yeah, a little dust-up between Manning and Luck. It's the NFL baby, and it's back
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(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Aussie scienticians have done a little fact-checking and pretty much confirm 75% of Oz's species remain unknown, 100% deadly
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Sat September 06, 2014
(PennLive)
 
 
 
NFL teams moving to variable pricing for their games, so that big rivalry game might cost you a little more than seeing them play a known doormat
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Thu September 04, 2014
(Food Network)
 
 
 
Fark Food Thread: A nod to that tasty little fungus among us. Let's talk about interesting ways to put mushrooms to good use. From topping pizzas to inclusions in sides, stuffed or put on a bun as sandwich, how do you like your mushrooms?
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(129)
 
(Entertainment Tonight)
 
 
 
"Marty, this may seem a little forward, but I was wondering if you would ask me to the Dancing with the Stars this season?"
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Wed September 03, 2014
(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
You don't need a $10,000 raise, a more understanding boss, or an office with a window to be truly happy at work. You just need a little green plant on your desk
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(81)
 
(KWWL Waterloo)
 
 
 
Students have been back at the University of Iowa for a little more than a week, and already three sexual assaults have been reported. BUT LET'S FOCUS ON FOOTBALL
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Tue September 02, 2014
(The Wrap)
 
 
 
Some wonder if Reese Witherspoon doesn't still seem a little too wholesome while shooting heroin into her ankle and saying the F-word almost every other line
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Dustin Hoffman and Judi Dench will star in an adaptation of Roald Dahl's Esio, a charming little story about a man who longs for a woman who pours all her attention and affection into a pet turtle
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Good news for those of you who've been concerned that Eric Cantor might fall into a life of destitution since losing his election: He just got hired by a Wall Street Investment firm and is coming back to DC as its Vice Chairman. Yay, little guy
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(YouTube)
 
Video
 
Aww, look at the cute squirrel eating nuts and seeds off of the little stone table I built. OMG, nooooooo
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Sat August 30, 2014
(Metro)
 
 
 
The New Doctor is examining those angry little pepper pots for the first time, so snap on your rubber gloves and prepare to go Into the Dalek at 9 PM ET on BBC America
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Hollywood is shocked, SHOCKED that we all didn't flock to the theaters like obedient little drones to gawk at the latest Expendables & Transformers sequels and some movie with Cameron Diaz in it this Summer
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(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Jaheim Benton, the Chicago little leaguer who scored the game-winning run in the U.S. championship game, is homeless
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(24)
 


Fri August 29, 2014
(CNN)
 
 
 
I normally throw up a little when the words Clinton and Bush are in the same sentence, but this is a worthy cause and I applaud the two
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(42)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
It seems someone is channeling this British game show to get a little more 'randy'
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(17)
 


Thu August 28, 2014
(Wells Journal (UK))
 
 
 
Hurricane Cristobal likely to spew sunshine and rainbows over England, but destroy Scotland a little
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(16)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
ISIS says it's burning marijuana fields in Syria. Plans to burn a little at a time until it's all gone
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(109)
 
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
"Ahoy there, do you require rescue?" "Naw, I'm good, my boat's just taking on a little water." "I don't think that's a boat." "'Course it is, it's the USS Nissan Sentra"
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(Web Pro News)
 
 
 
Drew has a tiny little flesh planet orbiting his head
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(36)
 
(Equestria Daily)
 
 
 
Cat watches My Little Pony. Internet squeals with delight
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(31)
 


Wed August 27, 2014
(KATU)
 
 
 
If you are waiting on the delivery of a 70-ton turbine, it's gonna be a little late
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(Comedy Central)
 
 
 
Jon Stewart is back and wanted to talk about a little news item that many of us might have missed while he was on vacation; some unrest in a tiny hamlet called "Ferguson"
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(84)
 
(Engadget)
 
 
 
If you've ever seen a Hitachi Magic Wand and wondered what all the buzz is about, here's a little history lesson
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(94)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
One little-studied benefit of smoking pot is that it reduces domestic violence
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(27)
 


Tue August 26, 2014
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
The cutest little foul-mouthed girl doing the Ice Bucket Challenge you'll see all day. (Warning: Foul language)
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(15)
 
(Daily Dot)
 
 
 
Old time SF fans tell young fans with their lightsabers and pointy plastic ears and little riding animals to get out of their airlock
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(55)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Little-studied Vitamin A2 could give you Terminator-like infrared vision, allow you to search for Sarah Connor
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(36)
 
(WTOP)
 
 
 
Well, it took a little longer than I thought it would, but we've finally had a "flight diverted because some asshat used a Knee Defender to prevent another passenger from reclining her seat" incident
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Sun August 24, 2014
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Twenty-eight year old grad student falls for eighteen year old freshman coed with a boyfriend back home, so he waits. And waits. And waits. And waits some more. Then he finally gets to hook up with that hot little momma
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Because amateurism is almost dead anyway, why not pay Little Leaguers?
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(22)
 
(Illawara Mercury (Australia))
 
 
 
Do you need a baby name that's nowhere near the top 10 - or even the top 1000? Be the first on your block to register your little Cassiopeia Amandine for school
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(13)
 


Sat August 23, 2014
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Saving the planet will get a little easier soon now that the evil scourge of high powered vacuum users will be put to an end
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(68)
 


Fri August 22, 2014
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
At only four inches long this little guy is Britain's smallest dog
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(72)
 
(CBS Houston)
 
 
 
Ten reasons the Little League World Series needs to go away
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(121)
 


Thu August 21, 2014
(WWMT Grand Rapids)
 
 
 
Man and his daughter prepare to launch their own camera into space, topped off with a Rainbow Dash My Little Pony figure. Many hope this launch is a prototype for sending actual Bronies into space
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(63)
 


Wed August 20, 2014
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
SCOTUS to VA: Hold on, hold on, that's a little too much fabulousness you've got there
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(125)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Mo'ne Davis becomes first Little Leaguer to make the cover of Sports Illustrated, and becomes youngest target of SI cover jinx
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(75)
 
(The Age (Melbourne))
 
 
 
Photoshop this little hellion
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(21)
 


Tue August 19, 2014
(ESPN)
 
 
 
So, what is Little League really all about? Step aside Gipper, Rhode Island coach gives an epic inspirational speech to his losing team (w/video)
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(50)
 


Mon August 18, 2014
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Little House on the Prairie to get a grim and gritty reboot. Well, grimmer and grittier
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(112)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
So apparently, Congressional staffers have little else to do besides spend the workday helping to build out the Wikipedia page on the most important issue of the day: The Choco Taco
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(77)
 


Sun August 17, 2014
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Woof Bark Arf Bark Bark Woof Woof. What's that boy? Hollywood needs rescuing and they think farking that old chicken will help? They're even dumber than little Jeff
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(21)
 


Sat August 16, 2014
(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
Meet the star pitcher for the team from Tennessee in the Little League World Series, Blake Money. Now meet his siblings, Morgan, Logan...and Cash. (w/"I'm never living down my name" screenshot)
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(25)
 


Fri August 15, 2014
(Newser)
 
 
 
Woman gets arrested after swearing in front of her kids, which seems a little harsh, says EVERY PARENT EVERYWHERE
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(115)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Oh yeah, you know those cute little bracelets your kids are making? Ring the cancer alarm
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(60)
 


Thu August 14, 2014
(My Fox 8 Greensboro)
 
 
 
Man passes out drunk inside his running car at a traffic light with his two year old child in the front seat and his little whiskey bottle buckled safely into the car seat. No word if the whiskey bottle had a family sticker on the rear window
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(22)
 
(Huffington Post UK)
 
 
 
"Non-smokers don't get the whole smoking thing, judging us as disgusting humans with a disgusting habit. The idea of choosing to trash your health, your looks and your bank balance for the sake of a stinky little cancer stick does not make sense"
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(76)
 
(Communities Digital News)
 
 
 
HA Israel Defense Fighters mock HAMAS fight song.. Its just a silly little hate song
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(5)
 
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Kendall Jenner, Kim Kardashian's little sister, admits to skipping out on a bill at a restaurant, then threatens to sue the waitress that exposes her. Must be good to be filthy rich
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(98)
 


Tue August 12, 2014
(WBUR Boston)
 
 
 
Market Basket board of directors have a moment of genius, realize they need a resolution rather soonish. Hey, they booted a great CEO for a little bit more money, this *is* a moment of genius for them
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(43)
 
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
13-year-old girl with a 70 mph fastball throws a complete game shutout, sends her team to the Little League World Series
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(90)
 


Mon August 11, 2014
(Nintendo Life)
 
 
 
Coleco intends to reintroduce those 1980s-era video games in the little tabletop arcade reproduction cabinets, starting with Donkey Kong. Aren't you glad you lived this long?
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(69)
 


Sun August 10, 2014
(Wired)
 
 
 
Guy writes a short story, has 31 buddies tweet it (line by line), which he then retweets. "I realized that, by giving tweets to friends via DM, I could create this strange little bit of magic. A narrative could just begin to appear in my timeline"
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(25)
 


Fri August 08, 2014
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Toddler squeezes through White House fence. Secret Service agents quickly subdued, quoted saying "Who's my little terrorist baby? Yes you ARE. Yes you are"
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(96)
 


Wed August 06, 2014
(CBS New York)
 
 
 
No Lady, the Lego store at the mall is not there to babysit your little snowflake
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(72)
 
(Forbes)
 
 
 
Time to recalculate your karma, as it turns out hotels actually want you take those little bottles of shampoo, conditioner, and lotion home with you
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(124)
 
(Dice)
 
 
 
Bad: Windows 8 gaining only a little market share. Fark: Windows 8 actively losing market-share. Farkest: People preferring Windows XP
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(131)
 


Tue August 05, 2014
(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
Cosmos star Neil deGrasse Tyson gets back in the ring with the Anti-GMO crowd for a little more rope-a-dope
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(123)
 
(KSAT San Antonio)
 
 
 
Texas woman looks a little drained after setting a Guiness World Record by donate over 400 gallons of breast milk
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(79)
 


Mon August 04, 2014
(LBC 97.3)
 
 
 
British officials plan to slap diesel vehicles with £20 spot fines if vehicles are left idling for as little as one minute to reduce pollution. Good thing heavy diesels are designed to be turned off and on dozens of times a day
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(47)
 


Sun August 03, 2014
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Ginny Weasley arrested for vandalizing a car with $3,000 worth of mascara damage. Somehow she could afford a little extra mascara for her tear stained cheeks. Surprising for a Weasley
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(102)
 
(C|Net)
 
 
 
The closer a country finds itself to the genetic makeup of Denmark, the happier that country is likely to be. After all, who isn't content after starting the day with a little Danish?
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(31)
 


Sat August 02, 2014
(Rocketnews 24)
 
 
 
K-1 fighter Jerome Le Banner gains nationwide acclaim in Japan for escorting little old lady across Tokyo street
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(3)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
The little league barbecue is later today and I need to make a side dish. I'm feeling uninspired. What is something that the kids will love? I started looking for ideas and no kid wants a tomato and onion salad
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(378)
 


Wed July 30, 2014
(Popoholic)
 
 
 
Ariana Grande takes selfies and gets done up a little too naughty for Seventeen magazine?
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(48)
 
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Doctor hopes to definitively answer that age-old question, "how do you have sex with a little person?"
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(55)
 


Tue July 29, 2014
(CBS News)
 
 
 
When tipping at a restaurant, tipping 15 percent or 20 percent is just fine, But a $43,239.92 tip on an $8 meal is a little excessive
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(82)
 
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
IDW announces comics where Star Trek meet Planet of the Apes, Angry Birds meet the Transformers, and Ghostbusters meet the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, prove that comics are now little more than bad fanfiction written by 12-year-old boys
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(84)
 


Mon July 28, 2014
(Fark)
 
 
 
The joy of sects, tyrannosaur gangs, and feathered little bags of shiat: a few of Fark's favorite Headlines of the Week for 7/20 - 7/26
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(2)
 
(Equestria Daily)
 
 
 
You think a box full of kittens or a box full of puppies will make you go HNNNNNNGH? Well, fans of My Little Pony are upping the cuteness. Post ponies
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(159)
 


Sun July 27, 2014
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
57-year-old Scarface actor is dating an 18-year-old. No word if he's introduced her to his little friend
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(104)
 
(Examiner)
 
 
 
If you were planning a trip abroad, it might be wise to see where you, as an American, would be welcomed and not welcomed. Here's a handy little list
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(189)
 


Fri July 25, 2014
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
In a day ending in 'y', Rep. Michelle Bachmann (R-etard) says something incredibly stupid, claiming that homosexuals want to "do away with statutory rape laws so that adults will be able to freely prey on little children sexually"
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(175)
 


Thu July 24, 2014
(Scientific American)
 
 
 
According to the world's most revolting scientists, cockroaches can survive for weeks after decapitation, and even their severed little heads can survive for hours if refrigerated and given food
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(28)
 
(Vimeo)
 
 
 
In celebration of Detroit's birthday Farkers Ticker and Entropy put together this little video and it's pretty damn good. Happy 313th. Keep on keepin on
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(31)
 


Wed July 23, 2014
(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
You might be a little hyperbolic if you describe the pruning of some trees presenting a road hazard as "murderous"
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(73)
 


Tue July 22, 2014
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Little Dead Man
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(20)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Buckingham Palace guards kick their repertoire up a little for the tourists with their rendition of "Game Of Thrones"
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(14)
 
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Hasbro teams up with fan artists and 3-D printing to produce new line of My Little Pony penis free collectibles. Bronies: Challenge accepted
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(134)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Open Table names 30 best BBQ restaurants and, well, bless their poor, dear, sweet little hearts, they do try so very, very hard. (Southern FARKers: uninstall this app if you have it. These people are obviously idiots.)
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(432)
 


Mon July 21, 2014
(Science Focus)
 
 
 
Computer scientists decode birdsong, discover what the feathered little bags of shiat think is so important that they have to scream it at each other outside your window at 5 a.m. every day
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(49)
 
(Shanghai Daily)
 
 
 
"Hipsters finding that a tattoo on their arm, leg or torso is just a little, well, ordinary, have discovered a new trend - tattooing their teeth"
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(65)
 
(First Coast News)
 
 
 
First they came for the chickensuit sign spinners, and I did not speak out, because I was not a chickensuit sign spinner: "You can't forget about the little guy who has served his country who has limited economic opportunity as far as employment"
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(51)
 


Fri July 18, 2014
(Mental Floss)
 
 
 
Lexicographer finds the 31 most adorable terms for sexual intercourse from the last 600 years. Apparently, a little bawdy mystery goes a long way
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Thu July 17, 2014
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Man informs County Commission of little known Florida law that allows him to shoot each of them if they sell his home. Promptly learns of revised statute about threatening public servants
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(63)
 


Wed July 16, 2014
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Baby ducks complicit in killing of 81-year-old woman at nursing home. Don't let their fuzzy little faces fool you - they're heartless killers (pics)
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(55)
 


Tue July 15, 2014
(Russia Today)
 
 
 
"We are giving all of our privacy for just the possibility of a little bit of safety"
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(124)
 
(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Well, let me tell you something, funny boy. Y'know that little stamp, the one that says "Detroit Public Library"? Well that may not mean anything to you, but that means a lot to me
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(35)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
I'm a traveling farker at a hotel in Little Rock, drinking a beer off the balcony of the hotel with several other guests, watching mice run amok in a hoarder's car. Should I call the health department?
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(27)
 


Mon July 14, 2014
(Wonkette)
 
 
 
Turns out the Ya'll Qaeda won't be defending our border against those little kids after all. But they're all in for the post-game ribs, potato salad, beer, burgers, pudding, beer, mac & cheese and beer
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(118)
 


Sun July 13, 2014
(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
I...I can't even.... I'm just going to say that if you can get through this page without tearing up a little, then you are a monster who should be banished from the face of the Earth
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(273)
 
(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
"In every princess, there's a little slut who wants to try it just once" slogan on camper vans is upsetting some princesses
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(121)
 


Fri July 11, 2014
(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
Is your breakfast cereal missing that little something extra? How about some ch-ch-ch- chia seeds?
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(9)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Most times we pay tribute to and offer condolences to old actors for their lifetime of creative work, not this time. R.I.P. Little Harry
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(24)
 
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
You probably knew that Nikola Tesla was a little eccentric but did you know he only ate milk, honey, bread and vegetable juices and enjoyed nursing injured pigeons back to health?
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(50)
 


Thu July 10, 2014
(CrushPlate)
 
 
 
Woman stops to take photo of a sweet little deer hanging out in front of a liquor store and fails to notice its scabby little head and the cute green foam frothing from its mouth
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(49)
 


Wed July 09, 2014
(NPR)
 
 
 
"The Little Engine That Could" is one of the earliest archetypes of the Feminist Hero
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(74)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
There's nothing wrong with going to the beach, finding a comfy spot, smoking a little dope, and staring off at the ocean all afternoon. Unless you're a lifeguard
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(45)
 
(Lancashire Evening Post)
 
 
 
Oh dear, it looks like Superman has fallen on hard times and is also a little confused
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(31)
 


Tue July 08, 2014
(Examiner)
 
 
 
For $88 million, I'd leave South Beach in a minute. Little does he know, Miami wants him to leave also
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(23)
 


Fri July 04, 2014
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Now looka, I say looka here. Put that egghead book down boy and have a sip of this refreshing drink called the Foghorn. Any of this getting through that little old blue bonnet of yours?
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(36)
 
(Wired)
 
 
 
The science behind sparklers, to give you something to think about this evening when you're dancing around with eight of them and giggling like a little girl
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(6)
 


Thu July 03, 2014
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
It's a little known fact that on the nation's first Fourth of July our Founding Fathers gathered together in celebration and raised in hearty cheer mugs filled with cucumber dill fizz
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(49)
 


Wed July 02, 2014
(Global Geopolitics)
 
 
 
The Donald steps in, says Americans should prepare for 'financial ruin,' a life without or with very little bacon
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(32)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
14 other companies that will compliment your Hobby Lobby boycott nicely. All that's left is that little bodega down the block
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(44)
 


Sun June 29, 2014
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Bill Maher tells Hillary Clinton she needs to "go away unless she wants to blow this." Hopefully he was talking about the election and not his little Maher
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(169)
 


Sat June 28, 2014
(WTKR)
 
 
 
Elio motors claims it can build a car that gets 84 miles per gallon and will only cost $6,800. And with each purchase, they give you all the boxes of those little square mini frozen pizzas they make that you can fit inside the car with you
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(44)
 


Thu June 26, 2014
(WTSP)
 
 
 
What's a day at the beach without cooking up a little meth while you're there?
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(8)
 


Wed June 25, 2014
(Stars and Stripes)
 
 
 
Judge who threatened to have deployed sailor arrested if he didn't show up for child custody case now claims she didn't know he was deployed, coincidentally after government reminded her about this little thing called federal law
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(148)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Florida decides to try and annoy the unemployed just a little bit less
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(35)
 
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Does your lunch need a little extra kick? Just sprinkle on some powdered caffeine
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(29)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Chris McDaniel: "There is something a little unusual about a Republican primary that's decided by voters"
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(171)
 
(KTAR Phoenix)
 
 
 
New restaurant sells chocolate fried chicken in case your adult diabetes want some little diabetes of their own
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(53)
 


Mon June 23, 2014
(USGS)
 
 
 
Shake and Baked Alaska. 8.0 struck Little Sitkin. Tsunami Warnings from Unamak Pass to Attu Island. Warnings being evaluated for rest of West Coast
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(167)
 
(KMBC Kansas City)
 
 
 
Because nothing says "Heartland of America" like shutting down a nine-year-old kid's little free library
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(156)
 
(Some Daily Planet)
 
 
 
Bemused newspaper dutifully reports on the rise of a new crimefighter in Gays Mills, Wisconsin. Someone took their Champions character a little too seriously
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(36)
 


Sun June 22, 2014
(TV By the Numbers)
 
 
 
Google releases Top 20 list of shows searched for on the Internet last month. Game of Thrones is tops, SNL and South Park are still strong, and cartoons about sponges and little ponies cover the children fanbase
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(29)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
This day in 1963, 13-year old Stevie Wonder first entered the US singles chart as Little Stevie Wonder with 'Fingertips Parts One and Two.' First live, non-studio recording to reach No.1 on the Billboard Pop Singles chart in the United States
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(16)
 


Fri June 20, 2014
(Opposing Views)
 
 
 
Little girl gets her dad a week-long vacation by appealing to Google's tiny remaining shred of common decency
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(80)
 


Thu June 19, 2014
(Tumblr)
 
 
 
Help this fabulous little moth feel like a queen
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(15)
 
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Miley Cyrus shows off her little Miley to audiences in Spain, is basically reduced to doing porn onstage (Might be not safe for work, definitely not safe to see if you've eaten in the last twelve hours)
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(137)
 
(Grantland)
 
 
 
Minnesota continues to have a love-hate relationship with 'Fargo.' "It's a movie that people who don't live here seem to enjoy, but for us it's a little bit of an embarrassment," says one mayor. "We try not to do people in with wood chippers"
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(34)
 


Wed June 18, 2014
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Baseball game in Alaska delayed by little used rule 1.11a - "Bear on the outfield wall"
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(36)
 
(WTKR)
 
 
 
"We really never expected all of this, to be honest, but God does blessings every day, That's the reason that little kitten just showed up here - because God knew we would do whatever we needed to do to make sure that kitten was safe"
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(63)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Republican Senators: This Benghazi suspect needs some quality time at GITMO, maybe let him play in the water a little
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(62)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
Turns out, everyone has rhythm. But that doesn't mean they won't dance like Elaine Benes in The Little Kicks
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(29)
 


Tue June 17, 2014
(International Business Times)
 
 
 
The CEO of Exxon-Mobil isn't going to let a little thing like patriotism or a direct request from the United States government stop him from travelling to Moscow and doing business deals with people the US has imposed sanctions on
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(82)
 
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Cartoon Network to reboot the Powerpuff Girls. Oh, great, another cartoon for little girls with an inappropriate adult male fanbase
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(105)
 


Mon June 16, 2014
(Fansided)
 
 
 
Former UCLA basketball star Ed O'Bannon says that Little League baseball players should be paid if their games are televised, cites current precedent set by the Houston Astros
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(33)
 


Sun June 15, 2014
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Britain's Daily Mail summarizes England-Italy with a little bit of sports stuff, a LOT of captionable fan pics, and a sidebar warning of 50 known hooligans possibly causing chaos after refusing demands to surrender passports
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(22)
 


Fri June 13, 2014
(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
Obama training military to turn on tea party. What, with all that marching and yelling and those sexy summer camouflage outfits, who wouldn't be a little aroused?
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(174)
 
(Gothamist)
 
 
 
New Yorkers Are Why New York Can't Have Nice Things, episode 1433: asshat using a Central Park water fountain as a bidet for their horrid little yap-yap dog that would be hawk chow in a just world
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(130)
 
(Dumbass Daily)
 
 
 
Teen gets a little help with his prom proposal video
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(13)
 


Thu June 12, 2014
(USA Today)
 
 
 
You know those little factoids baseball teams put on the Jumbotron? Nothing beats the Houston Astros AA affiliate's "his father Carlos hit HR that bounced off Jose Canseco's damn head on 5/26/93"
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(17)
 
(WCPO Cincinnati)
 
 
 
Teen takes mom's driving directions just a little too literally
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(59)
 


Tue June 10, 2014
(UPI)
 
 
 
Spain's 8 year old princess is set to become the leader of the military. First order of business: painting the subs pink with glitter and adding little Hello Kitty pictures on them
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(70)
 


Sun June 08, 2014
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Do-it-yourself funerals have become a popular way to save money, if you don't mind putting up with a little dead weight
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(38)
 


Thu June 05, 2014
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
A little lesson in turbulence, and why it's not so scary after all
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(78)
 
(io9)
 
 
 
Reading Rainbow's new theme sounds like it is reaching a little far
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(22)
 
(Fox Sports)
 
 
 
Foe gawds sakes Mods, I know your to young to know tis legend, but how about a little ink
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(42)
 


Wed June 04, 2014
(Guardian)
 
 
 
"If you ever spent the duration of a LittleBigPlanet loading screen trying to make Sackboy hump inanimate objects, it's because of Guildford"
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(14)
 
(Hardball Talk)
 
 
 
A fan is in the hospital after falling from a TGI Fridays, into a bullpen, at Miller Park in Milwaukee during a Brewers/Twins game. Which is just a little more painful then actually watching a Brewers/Twins game
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(25)
 
(Anorak (UK))
 
 
 
"Here we are in 2014 and the Jetsons lifestyle still hasn't arrived. Thanks to pop culture's broken promises of delivering robot maids and whooshing Star Trek doors in a timely manner, we are all a little disappointed"
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(76)
 


Tue June 03, 2014
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Just what is Queen Elizabeth's new Diamond Jubilee coach made out of? A little of Sir Isaac Newton's apple tree, a little of Lord Nelson's ship, a little of Henry the VII's warship the Mary Rose and a whole lot of history
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(72)
 
(The Week UK)
 
 
 
Hey, sorry your little girl disappeared without a trace in our resort town seven years ago. But would mind awfully not looking for her body for a few more months? It really bums out the tourists. Kthnxby
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(64)
 


Mon June 02, 2014
(KSDK St. Louis)
 
 
 
"As a parent you want all your child's hopes and dreams to come true and sometimes you have to be a little creative with it and Sgt. Dennis and the Metro Police Department have enabled us to have that dream for Shawn"
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(10)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Today's bouncy toy that swept into the air with a child inside it is brought to you by the city of Littleton, Colorado. "It tumbled like a bag in the wind"
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(51)
 


Sat May 31, 2014
(CBS New York)
 
 
 
"That sounded just a little too surreal, so after work, I got on my bike and came down here, and was like, 'Yup, that right there is a piano'"
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(21)
 


Fri May 30, 2014
(AL.com)
 
 
 
Senate candidate sends out a campaign mailer with a picture of him and his family all holding guns. And since the littlest children are too young for guns, they got to hold cap guns. "We're outdoors people"
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(123)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
After the schools of Newark, NJ burned through $100 million with little to show for it, Zuckerberg and his wife decide to donate their next $120 million somewhere else
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(79)
 
(Investors Business Daily)
 
 
 
Obama's Little Orphan Economy: Growth is always a day away
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(136)
 


Thu May 29, 2014
(UPI)
 
 
 
German Leopard tanks roll into Poland with little resistance. This is not a repeat from 1939
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(91)
 
(Short List)
 
 
 
M'athchomaroon. Hash yer dothrae chek asshekh? Just a little Dothraki we picked up with this phrasebook
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(12)
 
(Daily Star)
 
 
 
"I walked away a little dizzy, confused, bumped and bruised. Oh and pretty angry. I didn't really expect to have a motorcycle hit me in the face" (w/ video of what it's like to eat a bike)
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(17)
 
(AL.com)
 
 
 
Alabama thieves are targeting urinals, plan to keep going until the little pink puck has been completely melted down
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(21)
 


Tue May 27, 2014
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Lead writer explains why he chose 56-year-old Peter Capaldi to be the latest Doctor Who: "Can you imagine if we had cast another handsome yet quirky young man with entertaining hair? The show would just have become that little bit more ordinary"
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(140)
 
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
We'll never see a Big Trouble in Little China sequel, so here are a few pages from a follow-up comic book
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(106)
 


Mon May 26, 2014
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Jimmy Page and Robert Plant reveal how Led Zeppelin III came to be when the band retreated to a cottage in Wales in 1969. A surprising number of sentences begin, "From what little I can remember"
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(47)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Little kids trying using good old retro computers. Just wait till they try subby's Commodore or Atari. With cutesy goodness all around
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(100)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Just when you think humanity couldn't get any worse a story like this comes along and restores what little faith you had for humanity in the first place
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(46)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Doolittle's Raiders receive Congressional award. Here's to the four surviving guys who strapped a bunch of twin-engine bombers to an aircraft carrier, steamed towards Japan, and took off to bomb Tokyo without enough gas to get back to an airfield
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(92)
 


Sun May 25, 2014
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
The Kim we wish was ruling North Korea is living it up and thumbing his nose at his little brother as he dodges his assassination attempts
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(41)
 
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Missing kayaker loved the water. Perhaps a little too much
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(30)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Wanna bet that you forgot all about this little gem?
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(35)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
"I started scraping off the meat, I took a little piece and though 'why not do it?' It's not every day I will have a piece of human flesh which is mine and which it is possible to eat. So I had a little taste and then I thought that's really nice"
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(71)
 


Sat May 24, 2014
(Gothamist)
 
 
 
Kale is one of the most popular boys names in California, although some parents still name the little rascal Alfalfa
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(48)
 


Fri May 23, 2014
(The Garden Island)
 
 
 
18-year-old babysitter gets probation for beating up kids... oh, wait, for beating up their dad who hired her to watch them "for a little while" then didn't come back from the bar 'til after midnight. Better make that tag a double, bartender
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(56)
 
(Paste Magazine)
 
 
 
A little hunt challenge for you for this Memorial Day weekend: 100 craft beers you have to drink
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(42)
 


Thu May 22, 2014
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
You're a top NFL draft prospect. How do you blow off steam in the tense days before the draft? Do you: C) Hang out with the handicapped Little League players you've mentored since your sophomore year in high school
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(46)
 

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