Source	Fark Headline		Comments
		Apparently the actual reporters at Fox News have become concerned that working for a network headlined by a ranting lunatic crybaby might be why no one takes them seriously as journalists  (washingtonpost.com)	(272)

		Print journalists quit local paper to create a second print newspaper for town of 4,000. Will presumably branch out and create VHS store and telegraph office next  (ajc.com)	(24)
		Howell Raines: Why won't journalists report on the propaganda campaign being run by Fox News?  (crooksandliars.com)	(190)

		Toronto bottled water company celebrates "Bottled Water Free Day" by distributing free bottled water just to irritate environmentalists  (torontosun.com)	(141)
		Five Westerns you must see before dying. This list is why we don't let video game people make lists  (kotaku.com)	(221)

Defectors spill details of Kim Il-sung and Kim Jong-il's secret network of agents, whose mission was purchasing Western goods from classified shopping lists  (news.yahoo.com)

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Touted by environmentalists as the wave of the future, Spain's solar power program still needs massive subsidies and serves as an example of what not to do  (nytimes.com)

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		Last year 2.4 million fewer tourists visited the US, which cost $509 billion. In related news, tourism in the US brings in an average of $212,000 per person. Still no cure for journalists who can't do math  (news.yahoo.com)	(179)
		Now that the accusations against ACORN have proven to be nothing more than clever video editing by a felon-to-be, I bet journalists and politicians are glad that they didn't rush to judgment on the case and do something stupid  (news.yahoo.com)	(197)

Socialists protesting California education cuts really could have used some better primary schools  (pajamasmedia.com)

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If you like making lists, you just might be a genius  (news.bbc.co.uk)

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(Big Journalism)

Everyone expects journalists to be mouthpieces for the Democratic Party, but reprinting a Democratic Congresman's press release word for word and putting your own name on it is going too far  (bigjournalism.com)

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(Some Guy)

The state of Texas is trying to build a clone army by submitting newborn blood samples to the Armed Forces' "Forensic Database"  (news.sciencemag.org)

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Annoyed at the St. Petersburg Times telling pesky truths about them for years, the Church of Scientology hires three veteran journalists to investigate the paper. Says one of the journalists, "I can certainly use the money these days"  (washingtonpost.com)

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(SF Signal)

Finalists for the Nebula science fiction awards have been announced. No, your favorite Star Wars or Star Trek novel was not nominated, you prole  (sfsignal.com)

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Canadians want to win gold medals. Aww, that's so cute: "Someday, someone is going to explain to me why it is that journalists so frequently speak about Canadians as though we are all about 2 feet tall and 7 years old"  (slate.com)

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Experts say a big reason that North Dakota's economy is the best in the nation is their unique state-owned bank -- a legacy of when socialists controlled the state  (news.yahoo.com)

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PETA gets catty and puts politically incorrect stars in the doghouse over sartorial faux paws: "Jessica Simpson's wardrobe choices all resemble her career - dead"  (omg.yahoo.com)

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Hindu nationalists tear up movie posters and stone movie theaters in protest of a Bollywood superstar who supported Pakistani cricketers. If only there was some way to curry their favor  (sacbee.com)

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(Some Guy)

That which we call a rose, by any other name would smell as sweet. Except if Florida horticulturalists have been messing with its scent  (alligator.org)

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(Luxist)		For those who say Sinbad has never done anything funny: His bankruptcy lists 60 million in liabilities and 50 thousand in assets. Now THAT'S funny  (luxist.com)	(61)
		Relive the exciting rise of the Palins from small-state First Family to national phenomenon with this searchable database of emails sent or received by "Shadow Governor" Todd Palin between January '07 and September '08  (crivellawest.net)	(63)

Last week Hummer driver threatens cyclists on cycling website. This week editor of cycling website is strangled during road rage while cycling. Subby decides to burrow his way to work  (stuff.co.nz)

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Study lists unfair credit card companies. Originally submitted the list of fair credit card companies, but the editor refused to publish a blank document  (news.smh.com.au)

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Ancient Ajami writing could bring to light African history long suppressed by Islamic invaders and Christian colonialists  (boston.com)

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"Darwin's theory of evolution does not preclude the possibility of religious faith, except for atheists or fundamentalists." Or FARKers  (sfgate.com)

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(Some Spice Boy)

Coming soon to B'way: Spice Girls, the musical. Finally a new audience will be exposed to all of their hit song. This should surely thrill both of their fans  (crainsnewyork.com)

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(NME)		Yoko Ono to write her memoirs. Experts believe the book will peak at #9 on bestseller lists  (nme.com)	(34)
(Some Guy)		Outraged cyclists ask Facebook to remove group promoting violence against bicyclists. In accordance to their Terms of Use, Facebook complies. Just kidding. Facebook: "Hit the road, hipsters"  (sf.streetsblog.org)	(328)

(Some Guy)

The five biggest tall tales you'll hear from climate change deniers. "We all know journalists hate America. Rather than report the truth, they act as PR agents for the global warming crowd."  (mnn.com)

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The Top 10 Top 10 lists of 2009  (newsweek.com)

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		There will be no New Years Eve fireworks over San Diego bay this year, thanks to environmentalists complaining about pollution  (cbs8.com)	(100)
(Some barbary ape)		The Miss Gibraltar finalists: Meet Mmm-mmmm, Mmmm, Mm, Hmm, Meh and OMFG NUKE IT FROM SPACE  (chronicle.gi)	(380)

European journalists hold vigil for "French Elvis." Don't step on his bleu suede shoes  (cnn.com)

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(FoodNetworkHumor)

'Tis the season for best of 2009 lists so without further ado, here are the Food Network top 10 foodgasms  (foodnetworkhumor.com)

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Golf journalists: We had no idea that Tiger Woods was a massive horndog with stripper stank on his hang-low, honest  (washingtonpost.com)

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A roundup of the best places to buy a Hot Cocoa Sampler Box this year, just in case you need a few for some reason  (upi.com)

(20)

An internet list of the top internet lists... yes, this is one step away from dividing by zero  (nerve.com)

(25)

(Some Guy)

Environmentalists seek to wipe out soft toilet paper - or at least put the skids to it  (mcclatchydc.com)

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Environmentalists surprised to find that civil war can be good for wildlife populations. Possibly linked to there being fewer humans or something  (cnn.com)

(26)

"X-Factor" finalists pelted with bottles until forced to leave the stage: "We didn't even get to sing Ghostbusters"  (dailymail.co.uk)

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Obvious Troll of the day: The right wing blog Little Green Footballs lists 10 reasons why it is parting ways with the right  (littlegreenfootballs.com)

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Drunk drivers eclipsed as greatest threat on roads by iPod zombie cyclists  (timesonline.co.uk)

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In a surprise to environmentalists everywhere, the electric-car capital of the nation is the city with more oil than a New Jersey beach during spring break  (blogs.wsj.com)

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